and were afraid, there won't be enough vodka, put the skeleton back, it's someone else's, you'll be responsible for it, ondra, god gave us a week for a reason, creating this planet for us, dividing it into seas and a shove, god is an oddball, as he wanted best, he molded a village from clay, he managed to squeeze a soul into our bodies, it's tazdi. there, like azhin, they thirst for accomplishments and peaks , in my soul, it's sometimes sad, sometimes anxious, in my soul, drag like a sharp hole, it's possible to live without a body, it's possible to live without a body, but without a soul, you won't live a day, the waves are drinking. swirling

in a mortal body, a sonnet of a soul, what does she need, life is good, of course, we are eaten there by our own vyt, the body, what has eaten, and the soul hurts from kulit, and in the eternal, so fate does not gut us, over god still do not sin my ... then sad, then anxious, in my soul, longing is like a sharp knife, to live without a body, it is possible to live without a body, but without a soul, not a day will live in my soul, sadly anxious, in my soul, longing is like a sharp knife, well

, that's it, he just doesn't care about the team, and after all how much they fought for the prize, and what is the prize, he has nothing sacred at all, in short, drive out... you need to know such people, yes i'm here, kostya, what kind of brat is this, and what about kostya, why is it always like this kostya, yes this is not a guest, it's me, filyurin, you just can't see me, here you go, and so i'm here at my workplace, i won't let you in, let me in, i'm not a boy anymore, how so, yes why are you scared, that's not true, no one was scared, yes what are you standing there for, and who are they standing there, filyurin, what's the ritual?

filyurin, where did you pass me, well i'm here, well a little to the right , well more, well more, well bolder, bolder, you scared me, well let's do it again, oh, well you see, it's me, filyurin, what are you naked, why do i need clothes now, it's hot, you've put on rags and are steaming, and my body breathes freely, and great, only mosquitoes bite, especially at night, how do they find me, rita , it tickles, everyone is naked, so, congratulations to everyone, what is this of yours , filyurin? no, as you saw, there was just here, a person, so, then, we put a dash, we don't put a dash, the person went out for a second, and don't freeze my head, filyurin, he ran away, but he didn't run away anywhere, yeah, where is your filyurin, filyurin, well, why are you silent, well, where are you going here, yes, i ran away, so what, i went to work, how is everyone else?

so, listen to my team, tricks, why are you listening to them, there is no philly here, what are you doing, stop, stop, so a funny little section, if by chance, we'll figure it out, then he gave first place, what a delight, i'm killing myself with this fact. fortune's grimaces are capricious and bizarre. hundreds of thousands of modest soviet employees are honestly trying to pull out a lucky lottery ticket from her. but for unseen and wonderful deeds, fate chose the most inconspicuous among them - egor kalch felurin. an amateur guitarist and a malicious defaulter on membership fees.

what are you all gathered here for, comrade, haven't you seen the invisible man? no, you haven't seen him, and how are we supposed to see him? and what does he look like? nothing, and what is he doing now? the thing that always works. comrade, tell me, how is he feeling, he's feeling good, his pulse is normal, he's filling up well, comrade, quietly, quietly, maybe i can bring him something, thank you, he has everything, or rather, he doesn't need anything now, and what will happen to him, it's not up to you and me to decide, comrade, there are no precise guidelines. not yet, let him answer himself, let him not get cocky , let him not break away from you, let him come out, let him come out, let him come out, yegor, navorod asks, say a few words, well, what can i tell them, i'm not an orator, not maxim gurki or anything, well, something more sensible, this will congratulate them, than, well, here are the scores,

for example, this will convince, took, bruets, wow, well, so what next, well, let him at least put on something in such an indecent form, please, hello, comrades, colleagues, i am glad to see you, we are glad to see you, egor, egor karlich in your hand, igor karlich, oops, come on, join the society of friends, a ruble each, okay, more is possible, whoever has more, comrades, whoever has more, okay, here again, please. comrades, comrades, don't distract us, hold yourselves back, i'm all, dad, yeah, comrades, attention, let's vote on the first question, who's for, please raise your hands, i 'm for, me too, well, unanimously,

let's move on, comrades, to the second question, the head of the personnel department has the floor. no, no, i 'll listen for now, i understand who's going to start, comrades, just on the merits, um, okay, i'll start, there is evidence that he doesn't need to drink or eat, "that means his salary is not needed, let's take a mother of many children in his place, we have no right, invisibility is not prohibited by law and is not a violation, yeah, yusupov, yeah, yeah, i wonder how long

someone like him can live invisible, maybe he, like the holy spirit, can live forever, well, stop it here, with this eternity, have you completely gone crazy with invisibility, well, okay, not forever"? but even if he lives 200 years, how much money will he rake in? pov, uh-huh, what money, yupov, in 200 years there will be no money, lord, when will they finally be, or maybe the hell with him, let him work, but on one condition, the whole salary goes to me, imagine, we immediately fulfill the plan for contributions and sobriety, for the voroshilov shooters, for mother... listen, i read somewhere that some kind of ghost is also wandering around europe, so what, and nothing, let him wander around europe, and we don’t have europe yet, okay, or maybe he’s just a pest,

and what do you think, a spy, where from, in a spy club, we don't have a secret organization, thank god. knows perfectly well what we're doing here, well, you know, it wouldn't take long to lose us, have you forgotten what kind of environment we live in, they're there in the west, they only think about how to undermine us, how to knock kloop off its feet, oh my god, are you still sitting, well, my dears, what have you decided? it's difficult, and you think it's easy to run an institution where invisible people are wandering around, but it's impossible, after all, without an article, a strange statement, what does it mean without articles, and what do we have personnel for,

do our personnel decide something, personnel, but not always, it is always necessary, and so that i don’t... i haven’t seen dimka anymore, you don’t see me anyway, who said that? who, and what is he here for? he is here, of course, here, my question is being solved. did you hear everything? and how else? i wrote in the explanatory note, so i have hearing, everything is fine and with my vision, with other organs, so i can work, like everyone else! what’s wrong with you, phillurin? no need to throw a tantrum, as comrade teaches us, knew how to have fun, know how to hold an answer, comrades, help me, here's the terrace, comrades, help me, just don't panic, telekar, well, what about all these telekarches, kolubushka?

don't go away, water, just one second, just one second , just one second, i'm bringing you some water, here's some water, i'm bringing it, move over, just one second, just one second, i'm bringing it, here's some water, i'm bringing it, move over, okay, now, it's easier, maybe a little more water, sit down, share the carp , what's going on here? they have no shame, they've made a goddamn mess of things here, give me your hand. maybe i shouldn't be nervous at all, do they even understand that, but never mind, we'll show you to the european petils,

dr. freud himself will see you without waiting in line, be careful there's a crime here, be careful, in europe they don't throw around such personnel, well, if you wanted it to be better, tell the prosecutor what you wanted, in search of truth, the leaders of kloop turned to primary sources, having carefully studied and personally summarized the bible, marx's capital and wells's novel "the invisible man", abel dobroglasov briefly reported to his comrades, no, their methods are not suitable for us, and i think it's time for us to stand on the solid ground of materialism, since it is not visible, then it... no, you will never hear this nonsense anywhere else don't repeat, you

've never seen the comrade alive, but that doesn't mean he's not there, he's always with us, yeah, what's wrong with the invisible man, we're going to have an audit soon, if anything, we'll report him to the invisible man, oh, you watch out, he might write us off, and what the hero is up to, yeah, no work, invisible, you can contrast it with,

a cozy nest for a family, under the shadow of a bug, a sweat-wisher, yeah, we're a lively people, well, what else can you think about, how am i invisible, i'm visible, it's fixable, as there's only one way, open up, woman, what's the matter business, but i understood, here they came to you from the bug, i ask, i knew that in the end they would come for me, otherwise i was already getting offended,

i think, people are sitting there doing nothing , don’t talk nonsense, but i didn’t understand, we don’t sit doing nothing, so here’s the thing, babsky, yes, a comrade came for soap, for what soap, give me soap and don’t tell anyone, soap, i don’t have any soap, you crazy bearded goat, give me soap it will be worse, no? that soap and it won’t be, and what’s all the noise, what ’s going on here, that’s true, but what surprises you ? i don’t understand, what kind of transparent hints are these? open up, open up, i'm a responsible apartment renter, transparent, look who came to visit us, what kind of people, wait a minute, i'll just get dressed, how do you like my new shirt,

oh how it fits, i'll show you more now, rita got it all, well, what a... we'll tuck it into our belt with invisible hairpins, oops, oops, america, europe, my co-workers pray to me like a saint, to become a big boss, and i want to prick myself, oops, oops, america, europe, he walks around naked everywhere, but i'm not ashamed, i don't surprise anyone, because i'm not visible,

oops, oops, america, europe, i go in, now i'm an arrow in non-slanderous establishments. why are you so stout, your life is transparent, opa, opa, ordinary bedbug people penetrated with such sympathy to the invisible man that the question of power became the main question of the day: to be or not to be, that's how it is said in the book, which the bedbug's leadership never managed to study, but intuitively obeying the sense of self-preservation, cain dobroglasov resolutely stepped towards the unknown. oh, i almost forgot, you prepare an order there,

impersonal bonuses for invisibility, we'll do it daily allowance for the whole. rock of invisibility, well, of course, everything is ready, well with god, to leave a trace in eternity, then for later, the wall of the name patronymic, we scratch with a nail, here was , here we are basya, here we are... and now he is not here, here we are you, here we are you, remember how he left a trace, autographs are inscribed in toilets and palaces,

we will rake up the granite of history, to survive for centuries. strong and weak, deservedly or not, during life we thirst for glory, we posthumously monument, and now his here is child, here to be, here to be. he left the light in the centuries, we will not die of modesty, let tomorrow not now, having become exhausted from weightlessness, the hero will go to mars, he will take out the hidden nail,

go with his last strength on the martian crater. check, vasya was here, vasya would be here, vasya would be here, he was here, but now he is not here , he was here, he was here, he was here, he saw you. changes in the leadership of klop occurred quite often, but each time the klopovites considered it their absolute duty to repent of the mistakes of the past. this repentance took place in a general atmosphere.

finally, open up, citizens, all repentances should be submitted only to the name of comrade transparent, well now they will dance for me and brothers all their klaupovskaya relatives, forgive us if you can, what's wrong with you, eh, and what do you have to do with it, we are also relatives, how is it, whose, yours, you are a spouse. but you wrote in the questionnaires that the girl hid, all these years we lived in different apartments

to work in the same team. and how many years have you been married? 20 years, wow, we got married in church, and we have children, a boy, you know him, son, kostya, our firstborn. well, you're an old man, so, congratulations to everyone, and what's going on here, can you imagine, they're all relatives, where were you looking, segidiliya karpovna, that's what you should have been doing, and what about you, are you also someone's? comrades, what's the matter, why are you gathered here? come on, come on, quickly out into the street,

attention, come on, the last order for the klaop has just been received, meeting the wishes of the team and rewarding outstanding successes, i order. the irresponsibility shown felyurin ek is to be removed from the position of invisible, and comrade dobroglasov kain aleksandrovich is to be appointed invisible with a lifting allowance in the amount of three official salaries, signature of acting abel dobroglasov. hurray! are they crazy there, how can they remove me from the position of invisible,

don't start without me!

he carried the proud name of a bedbug everywhere, comrade, comrade, we will always miss you, dear, karlovich, well of course, here i am, come to us, yegor karlich, segai down, what does segai mean, he is not some kind of macaque, here you are, egor carlos, i beg you, well, what else, well, who?

transparent well, aeshki, how are you there, not bad, so there are drafts all around, how can i not catch a cold, and we are now giving him a buredan, what buredan? yegot, maybe you will hit him to warm him up, well, god be with you, boris back, friends, dear, maybe someone will have something to cover his nakedness with, comrades, let's be conscientious, the monument is cold, take karlych, nothing is a pity for a good man, that's what i understand, thank you, comrade, don't mess around, don't fiddle around, yegor, here you go, oponki,

and... oh, hurry up, brilliant shot, take it, come on, now i can stand here for at least 100 years, i'm killing myself with this fact, ilyuri , for old times' sake, give me an autograph, just watch out that it doesn't turn out like chaplin's, don't worry, it won't turn out like chaplin's, take it, take it, comrades, attention, a fundraiser is being announced in memory of an invisible, i beg you, innocent colleague from the ptashnikov family, lord, what should we do, lord, what should we do, stop being nervous, you're a party member, what does a party member have to do with it, what does this have to do with it here is a party member, what to do, what to do , sew up the case, what case, what case can there be, when there is no, oh my god, body, no body, no case, there is a personal case, here is fillurin ek, year, birth, nationality,

excellent case, what is this? this is our formidable weapon of compensation. odysseus of the razovraka. hey, let me in, let me in,

i'll pay him back now. well, what about you, bourgeois specialist, you guarantee reliability, you got me involved, you understand, in an adventure, you're offending me, efficiency is higher than one, quiet, quiet, quiet, watch me,

if anything. "i'll skin you, you've started talking, stop it, come on, i envy you, a little more and you will be in the future, i don't give a damn about your future, this is all your stinking soap, i would be sitting in a bedbug right now, i've been running for a thousand years, what am i going to do there, sit down and fasten your seat belt." why for 100 years? 60-70 is enough. another story, i'll find something to do there. yes, you won't have three rubles for the first time? here's just a ruble. well, go ahead, as much as you have, and what do you have? and give this to the general designer, they'll figure it out themselves. hmm, to the general designer, top secret.

well, this is not the right address, that's it, and you can leave it to the general, the key to the drainage! ready, i'm giving a countdown, five, four, come on, one, speed up , let's go, let me go, let me go, dear descendants, i've covered a decade to convey to you... our klaop experience, our traditions, accept them, keep them and increase them, hey, wait, wait, descendants, where are you, i'll fly to you,

the priest stood firm, and the pedestal is again waiting for its hero, if the uncontrollable fantasy of the woman does not bring down new trials on the heads of the pischeslavtsev, they will get there to a bright future, without unnecessary worries and anxieties, without

any time machine, where will they go? let's talk about personal things, and the soul, it exists. even though we don't see it, let's talk, and maybe tomorrow we won't even hurt a fly, talk to me heart to heart, in a low voice, calmly , without rushing. talk to me, talk, life, to be honest, is still good, and before

the soul flies away, talk to me, talk, let's talk, why. the earth is round, what is love, where does the money go, let's talk, where does so much evil come from, after all , all children are born kind, talk to me... heart to heart, in a low voice, calmly, no hurry, talk to me, talk, life, to be honest,

everything is already good, and before the soul flies away, talk to me, talk. hello, the vremya program is on the air, ekaterina andreyev is in the studio, the main events of the day. results of the international economic forum in st. petersburg. settlement of the ukrainian crisis conditions for a long-term one.