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Mar 26, 2020
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Mar 26, 2020
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Hey! You scruffy looking nerf herder! Here is the second half of our Star Wars episode. In this half; what was Hammerhead's name? Find a Dooku-Free Zone. What was the purpose of the thing in Death Star trash compactor? Do Stormtroopers poop? Jabba gets a new nickname. Island sphincter. Which part is the part you can tell was filmed on Earth? #leiatoo Join the conversation (and see our artifact album) on our Facebook: facebook.com/oldguyswholovethings and talk to us via email:...
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Mar 19, 2020
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Mar 19, 2020
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Why it took us 43 episodes to get to Star Wars, we'll never know. The Old Guys and their resident Star Wars expert, Overseer Jeff Olds, finally begin to tackle the movie that changed the world and made the OGs who they are today. From the first "spoilers" Eric ever encountered to the neighborhood douchebag that swiped Jeff's "send away only" action figure. Has love betrayed Shawn? What's in the bags?! Did Palpatine Force-force the ridiculously bad love story between Padme...
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Mar 12, 2020
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Mar 12, 2020
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GO GO OLD GUYS GO! Before ATTACK ON TITAN... there was SPEED RACER and SPECTREMAN! In the 70s and 80s, the OGs began their love affair with Japanese TV. Generally heavily re-edited, re-dubbed and wonderfully silly Japanese kids shows. This episode the OGs love on all of it. Also - sparking joy and other forms of love arson. Is Eric cheating on Shawn? Sooooo many bad attempts at Japanese pronunciation. How did THE SPACE GIANTS get it on?. Shawn buffers. Was the Mach 5 better than KITT? And...
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Mar 5, 2020
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Mar 5, 2020
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The OGs return to their bread and butter - sci-fi & fantasy TV. After tackling the 70s - 90s last season, they finally enter the 21st century. Is it a blessing that there is only 12 episodes of FIREFLY? Full frontal Stargate. Spindly Cylons and are they okay? Survivor butts? Also, be thankful we cut OG Eric's recap of the complete plot of LOST... no really. So many shows talked about... so many shows left for another time. (Yes, they know). #monkeyhumping
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Feb 27, 2020
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Feb 27, 2020
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The Old Guys hear the call of the wild as they discuss their love of animals and pets they have had. OG Eric tells the most embarassingly funny story in the history of OGWLT and one that breaks his heart. Also was Shawn goth or goth-adjacent. When "Twinkie-power" replaces adrenaline in a death battle. Naming your cat something that could appear racist later. Find out which OG would go to the mat for SURVIVORMAN Les Stroud. #suckadickforacookie Join the conversation (and see our...
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Feb 20, 2020
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Feb 20, 2020
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We've got MOVIE SIGN!! Finally the Old Guys love up on the ultimate celebration of bad movies, Mystery Science Theater 3000 or MST3K (to save time). (You know, the guy and the 2 robots sitting in the corner of the screen making fun of the movies). The TV show that brought talking back to bad movies out of the darkness and into the light. Also, we all know R5-D4 was a total slut. OG Shawn smoked WHAT?! Nana knife fighting. Come on down to Hickey City!! Finally, do dogs feel shame?...
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Feb 13, 2020
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Feb 13, 2020
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Shawn Dooley and Eric Peter Schwartz
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Just in time for V-Day the Old Guys get to talking about THE LADIES! Awwww yeah! Specifically... their wives, Overseers Kathleen and Millie, who join them on this episode to discuss married life. How sexy is Star Trek? How does OG Shawn have a football injury? Kathleen works her cocktail magic. Find out how OG Eric and Millie leave devastation in their wake. #gotthefroths Join the conversation (and see our artifact album) on our Facebook: facebook.com/oldguyswholovethings and talk to us via...
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Feb 6, 2020
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Feb 6, 2020
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Set the controls for the heart of the sun! The Old Guys finally explode their love like an on stage flash pot all over Pink Floyd. Hear men of a certain age say "dookie". What might "Ummagumma" mean? We slide into Shawn's "weird crack". Meet smug, arrogant teen Shawn while Eric foists Floyd mix tapes on girlfriends. #crawcleaningtime Join the conversation (and see our artifact album) on our Facebook: facebook.com/oldguyswholovethings and talk to us via email:...
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Jan 30, 2020
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Jan 30, 2020
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Shawn Dooley and Eric Peter Schwartz
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It's the second "Love Morsels" episode. Things the Old Guys love that don't need full episodes. Little dollops of love. Smidgens. Why does OG Shawn need a wet nurse? Overseer Daniel shows up in real time to drop some knowledge on us. What will it cost to get OG Eric to perform "Strange Acts"? It's not the size of the thing that matters, it's how much you love it. #doodads #nakie Join the conversation (and see our artifact album) on our Facebook:...
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Jan 23, 2020
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Jan 23, 2020
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Shawn Dooley and Eric Peter Schwartz
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The Old Guys trip to Whammington, Buzzachussetts picks up speed in the second half of the Whisk(e)y episode. So many "tasters" of bourbon curated by the Whiskey Warlock, J. Jackson Schultz. OG Eric and Satan enjoy peanut butter in hell. There are handmade, boozy Ho-hos. Find out the ratio of sheep to Bjorks in Iceland. Spend some time with #WhiskeyBane, Finally, the OGs ingest a final whiskey that is not-to-be believed. OLD GUYS WATCH CLUB (YouTube playlist):...
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Jan 16, 2020
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Jan 16, 2020
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Shawn Dooley and Eric Peter Schwartz
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SCIENCE! The Old Guys return from the holiday break and uncork a doozy. Whiskey geek Jackson Jackson-Schultz takes them by the hand leads them down the fascinating and informative road to Saucedville.... Is it whiskey or whisky? Which OG is the monster that loves Helen Keller jokes? What is the angel's share and how does it coat stop signs? Don't touch the peach whiskey, Shawn! Bottoms up. #whiskeyignorant Join the conversation (and see our artifact album) on our Facebook:...
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Dec 25, 2019
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Dec 25, 2019
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Shawn Dooley and Eric Peter Schwartz
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It's a Christmas miracle! The OGs have pulled themselves out of their long winter naps to squeeze out a special episode for you. The Guys discuss holiday traditions, OG Shawn's manic character Howard, the new American yule log, the Star Wars Holiday Special (of course) , belief in the fat man and their favorite Christmas specials and movies. The great Generation X debate is discussed; "Is Die Hard a Christmas movie?" Finally, what do the OGs resolve to do in 2020? Happy Life Day to...
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Dec 3, 2019
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Dec 3, 2019
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Eric Peter Schwartz and Daniel Schwartz
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The last MCTP for 2020 and it's a doozy. A tale of horror and echo-location. Each episode Eric Peter Schwartz and his son, Daniel Schwartz, take apart some of Eric's horrible teenage poetry. Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/mycrummyteenpoetry Danny's music: https://sourthrash.bandcamp.com Eric's music: https://www.epschwartz.com
Topics: podcast, comedy, bad poetry
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Nov 28, 2019
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Nov 28, 2019
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It's the last OGWLT of 2019. Please keep your hands inside the ride as the Old Guys take the plunge and talk amusement parks. They discuss the big question - how can you love amusement parks when you don't love rollercoasters. Hear why OG Eric spent a day at a convent to go to an amusement park. What would DOOLEYLAND look like? How OG Eric lost his innocence at Great America. Then, just when you think the ride is over... they get stuck in a Granny Loop!! Happy Thanksgiving! #taintrealignment...
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Nov 26, 2019
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Nov 26, 2019
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Eric Peter Schwartz and Daniel Schwartz
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Before you click "play", ready yourself for this one. No really. Take a breath and have a drink. #supervirgin Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/mycrummyteenpoetry Danny's music: https://sourthrash.bandcamp.com Eric's music: https://www.epschwartz.com
Topics: comedy, podcast, bad poetry
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Nov 21, 2019
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Nov 21, 2019
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Danger, Will Robinson! Danger! The Old Guys dive deep into their love of robots this week... or is it "ro-buts". Is that thing that yells for OG Eric to "please put your item in the bag" at the grocery store a robot? Which were the best friend-bots and kill-bots? OG Shawn doesn't want your stupid robot if it doesn't look like a robot! Did you know the robot on LOST IN SPACE had a name? OG Eric didn't. It's a packed episode. Join the conversation (and see our artifact...
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Nov 19, 2019
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Nov 19, 2019
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Eric Peter Schwartz
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Behold the molten excitement sneeze of fireworks. #glitterbathbomb Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/mycrummyteenpoetry Danny's music: https://sourthrash.bandcamp.com Eric's music: https://www.epschwartz.com
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Nov 14, 2019
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Nov 14, 2019
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Shawn Dooley and Eric Peter Schwartz
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Grab something to eat and tuck in. This one WILL make you hungry. The Old Guys talk comfort food and go into the heart of darkness with Nana Pringles Sugar Bread, luscious burgers, weaponized milkshakes and bra worthy wines. How did OG Eric become the only 6th grader allowed to bring beer to school? Has OG Shawn become entangled in a Mandela Effect timeline change with one of his mom's recipes. Remember... "IT'S FOR THE BRATS!" #breadcums #salutethekaiser Join the conversation (and...
Topics: podcast, comedy, nostalgia
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Nov 12, 2019
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Nov 12, 2019
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Eric Peter Schwartz and Daniel Schwartz
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Young Eric is looking for someone to point the finger at for his... um... yeah... that part is unclear. Analyze the love!! Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/mycrummyteenpoetry Danny's music: https://sourthrash.bandcamp.com Eric's music: https://www.epschwartz.com
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Nov 7, 2019
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Nov 7, 2019
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Shawn Dooley and Eric Peter Schwartz
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This time around the Old Guys follow up on some previous episodes. Old Guy Shawn downloads about binging all 4 seasons of Monty Python. Overseer Kathleen shows up to drink some of Eric's tears. How "Mitching" became a thing. Old Guy Eric postulates that THE MATRIX was a rip off of ZARDOZ. And what never lets the OGs down? #saveleatherface Join the conversation (and see our artifact album) on our Facebook: facebook.com/oldguyswholovethings and talk to us via email:...
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Nov 5, 2019
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Nov 5, 2019
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Eric Peter Schwartz and Daniel Schwartz
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This episode, watch your fingers! You might cut yourself on all this edge. Drugs, I guess! Not listening to Nancy Reagan. Finally... archeologists? Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/mycrummyteenpoetry Danny's music: https://sourthrash.bandcamp.com Eric's music: https://www.epschwartz.com
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Oct 31, 2019
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Oct 31, 2019
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Shawn Dooley and Eric Peter Schwartz
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Happy Halloween! For your gruesome pleasure we present the second half of our horror movie discussion with Overseers Mitch Holland and Heidi Schultz. In this episode - silent podcast raves! Ring a beer? How many times should you say "Candyman" to meet Tony Todd? Overseer Mitch takes great joy in triggering Old Guy Eric. Should we keep revisiting movies that freaked us out? And finally... #manicpinchot Join the conversation (and see our artifact album) on our Facebook:...
Topics: podcast, comedy, geek culture, horror movies
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Oct 29, 2019
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Oct 29, 2019
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Eric Peter Schwartz and Daniel Schwartz
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In this episode, something in Eric's past made him want to strip naked and confess in the face of his maker. His maker probably didn't appreciate the gesture. Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/mycrummyteenpoetry Danny's music: https://sourthrash.bandcamp.com Eric's music: https://www.epschwartz.com
Topics: podcast, comedy, poetry
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Oct 24, 2019
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Oct 24, 2019
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It is the spooky season and time for The Old Guys to talk horror. They are joined by Overseers Mitch and Heidi, two huge fans of horror movies. Find out how Old Guy Eric thinks is more attractive, Chucky or Leatherface. Is dinosaur erotica really a thing and how the hell would that work? Redneck seances. Finally, are we in a Nicholas Cage upswing? So much love and horror and truck nuts. Join the conversation (and see our artifact album) on our Facebook: facebook.com/oldguyswholovethings and...
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Oct 22, 2019
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Oct 22, 2019
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Eric Peter Schwartz and Daniel Schwartz
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This is what sound like you have never done drugs but try to write your "bad trip" poem . You sound like an idiot. "#glossyorbs Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/mycrummyteenpoetry Danny's music: https://sourthrash.bandcamp.com Eric's music: https://www.epschwartz.com
Topics: podcast, comedy, bad poetry
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Oct 17, 2019
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Oct 17, 2019
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Shawn Dooley and Eric Peter Schwartz
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Get your pens ready. The Old Guys are going to give you plenty of weird, oddball things to check out. From short films to art to books - the Old Guys airbrush their love of the bizarre all over everything. Find out why Old Guy Eric still loves children's television and how Old Guy Shawn grew up next to a dragon. Weird icons like Dali, Lynch and Zappa stroll through the conversation. Ponder the eternal question... why so much poop? Strap in. We're in bat country. #deepdownboneweird Join the...
Topics: podcast, comedy, nostalgia
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Oct 15, 2019
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Oct 15, 2019
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Eric Peter Schwartz and Daniel Schwartz
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Each episode Eric Peter Schwartz and his son, Daniel Schwartz, take apart some of Eric's horrible teenage poetry. Eric at his virgin teen judgiest. A total a-hole who believed television that all teen parties were sinful Roman orgies. #theflowing Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/mycrummyteenpoetry Danny's music: https://sourthrash.bandcamp.com Eric's music: https://www.epschwartz.com
Topics: comedy, poetry, podcast
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Oct 10, 2019
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Oct 10, 2019
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THE END IS NIGH!! How on Earth can the Old Guys love the end of the world? Because they REALLY love it. Old Guy Eric goes overboard with an apocalypse flow chart. Old Guy Shawn gives Eric the ol' thumb wiggle. What's the nice thing about a nuclear blast? Would Mad Max be as terrigying with Marauders driving Tesla's? And finally... the horrible truth about Johnson Milk. #johnsonmilk Make peace with your maker. It's the end. Join the conversation (and see our artifact album) on our Facebook:...
Topics: podcast, comedy, geek culture, nostalgia
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Oct 8, 2019
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Oct 8, 2019
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Eric Peter Schwartz and Daniel Schwartz
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All we are trying to do is "keep you from the low". Have a vomit bag ready. Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/mycrummyteenpoetry Danny's music: https://sourthrash.bandcamp.com Eric's music: https://www.epschwartz.com
Topics: comedy, podcast, poetry
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Oct 3, 2019
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Oct 3, 2019
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Shawn Dooley, Eric Peter Schwartz
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The Old Guys get deep into thoughts on Nostalgia. They, like, read articles and did research and everything. Nostalgia is the basis of this entire podcast... is that a good thing? Find out what Old Guy Shawn's quest is and what Old Guy Eric's reoccurring dreams are. Strap in while the Old Guys try to wrestle the nebulous topic of Nostalgia to the ground. Join the conversation (and see our artifact album) on our Facebook: facebook.com/oldguyswholovethings and talk to us via email:...
Topics: podcast, nostalgia, comedy
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Oct 1, 2019
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Oct 1, 2019
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Eric Peter Schwartz, Daniel Schwartz
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This week... anybody can write a love song... except me, apparently. Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/mycrummyteenpoetry Danny's music: https://sourthrash.bandcamp.com Eric's music: https://www.epschwartz.com
Topics: podcast, poetry, bad poetry
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Sep 26, 2019
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Sep 26, 2019
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Shawn Dooley, Eric Peter Schwartz
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This episode the Old Guys get their love slather all over one of the (if not THE) greatest comedy group of all time, Monty Python. Listen aghast as they attempt British accents... and talk about how they wish people didn't attempt British accents. Who is the bigger Python quoter? (I'll bet you can guess). And they answer the age old question... "Lemon Curry?" Join the conversation (and see our artifact album) on our Facebook: facebook.com/oldguyswholovethings and talk to us via email:...
Topics: podcast, Monty Python, geek culture, nostalgia
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Sep 24, 2019
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Sep 24, 2019
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Eric Peter Schwartz and Daniel Schwartz
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The earliest of the poems so far. A set of potential song lyrics about... um... being an action movie star... I guess. Maybe a thriller? Whatever it was, it was direct to video. Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/mycrummyteenpoetry Danny's music: https://sourthrash.bandcamp.com Eric's music: https://www.epschwartz.com
Topics: podcast, comedy, bad poetry
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Sep 19, 2019
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Sep 19, 2019
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Shawn Dooley and Eric Peter Schwartz
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BRING OUT YOUR DEAD!! The OGs talk about some of the entertainment technology that has come and gone and come again in their life times. Wait... that sounded... nevermind. Your fascination will grow as you realize that OG Eric really is a dead format hoarder. OG Shawn refuses to be pushed around by OG Eric. Was Thomas Edison Batman? What the hell is Cream of Yeast? #organcob Join the conversation (and see our artifact album) on our Facebook: facebook.com/oldguyswholovethings and talk to us via...
Topics: podcast, comedy
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Sep 17, 2019
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Sep 17, 2019
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Eric Peter Schwartz and Daniel Schwartz
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Each episode Eric Peter Schwartz and his son, Daniel Schwartz, take apart some of Eric's horrible teenage poetry. In this episode... history class looms large and lops off someone's head. Also, how do you add sound effects into a poem? Find out. Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/mycrummyteenpoetry Danny's music: https://sourthrash.bandcamp.com Eric's music: https://www.epschwartz.com
Topics: podcast, comedy, poetry
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Sep 12, 2019
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Sep 12, 2019
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Shawn Dooley and Eric Peter Schwartz
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We're back for season 2 and we're off to the mall. What IS the exact opposite of peanut butter? The masked pianist. Feral parakeets. The tragedy of the wounded hamster. A special appearance by Old Guy Eric's son, Daniel. Finally, find out why Old Guy Shawn doesn't like John Lithgow. A new season begins! Join the conversation (and see our artifact album) on our Facebook: facebook.com/oldguyswholovethings and talk to us via email: oldguyswholovethings@gmail.com OLD GUYS WATCH CLUB (YouTube...
Topics: nostalgia, comedy, geek culture
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Sep 10, 2019
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Sep 10, 2019
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Eric Peter Schwartz and Daniel Schwartz
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Each episode Eric Peter Schwartz and his son, Daniel Schwartz, take apart some of Eric's horrible teenage poetry. Today... a well worn cliche... DIES! Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/mycrummyteenpoetry Danny's music: https://sourthrash.bandcamp.com Eric's music: https://www.epschwartz.com
Topics: podcast, comedy, poetry
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Sep 3, 2019
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Sep 3, 2019
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Each episode Eric Peter Schwartz and his son, Daniel Schwartz, take apart some of Eric's horrible teenage poetry. In this episode, a strange, bad, passive-aggressive declaration of... love? Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/mycrummyteenpoetry Danny's music: https://sourthrash.bandcamp.com Eric's music: https://www.epschwartz.com
Topics: podcast, comedy
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Aug 29, 2019
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Aug 29, 2019
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Shawn Dooley and Eric Peter Schwartz
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Check out Eric's new podcast, MY CRUMMY TEEN POETRY: https://mycrummyteenpoetry.blogspot.com/ Join the conversation (and see our artifact album) on our Facebook: facebook.com/oldguyswholovethings and talk to us via email: oldguyswholovethings@gmail.com OLD GUYS WATCH CLUB (YouTube playlist): https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL_lfD1EhrKokbJiiyG9mYVI8gvBslswEv **NEW** OLD GUYS SPOTIFY PLAYLIST: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/4cChDIOuO6HfHo9QryZQKd?si=e3E0JXlxQSOx21T9gbwmjQ Find Shawn...
Topics: podcast, comedy, pop culture, geeks
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Aug 27, 2019
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Aug 27, 2019
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Eric Peter Schwartz and Daniel Schwartz
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Each episode Eric Peter Schwartz and his son, Daniel Schwartz, take apart some of Eric's horrible teenage poetry. Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/mycrummyteenpoetry Danny's music: https://sourthrash.bandcamp.com Eric's music: https://www.epschwartz.com
Topics: podcast, comedy, poetry
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Aug 22, 2019
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Aug 22, 2019
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Road stories,behind-the-scenes stuff and the general life of an independent singer/songwriter. In this episode: Don't work too hard, a little nonsense from my past, the circle and future recording plans. Listen to and buy this week's featured song, Image Burns In, here: XXXXXXXXXX Homepage: https://www.epschwartz.com Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/epschwartzmusic YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/epschwartzmusic Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/epschwartz Bandcamp:...
Topics: music, indie musician, podcast, singer-songwriter
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Aug 22, 2019
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Aug 22, 2019
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Shawn Dooley and Eric Peter Schwartz
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Season 2 starts September 12! SEPTEMBER 12, Shawn!! UGH. Anyhoo Old Guy Shawn and his lady-love Kathleen took his art to Flashback weekend a few weeks back. Along the way they recorded a little update to hold you over until the TWELFTH, Shawn!! Join the conversation (and see our artifact album) on our Facebook: facebook.com/oldguyswholovethings and talk to us via email: oldguyswholovethings@gmail.com OLD GUYS WATCH CLUB (YouTube playlist):...
Topics: podcast, geek culture
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Aug 16, 2019
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Aug 16, 2019
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Road stories,behind-the-scenes stuff and the general life of an independent singer/songwriter. This time around a 48 hour, 3 state weekend tour and the importance of delusion. Listen to and buy this week's featured song, "Soft Maracas", here: https://epschwartz.bandcamp.com/track/soft-maracas here Homepage: https://www.epschwartz.com Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/epschwartzmusic YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/epschwartzmusic Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/epschwartz...
Topics: indie music, singer-songwriter, podcast
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Aug 6, 2019
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Aug 6, 2019
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Stories from the road and behind the songs. In this episode I am asked to play Li'l Wayne, my window advertising seems to be working according to one drunk teenager and I get lost.. twice. This episode's featured song is "One of These Nights" Homepage: https://www.epschwartz.com Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/epschwartzmusic YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/epschwartzmusic Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/epschwartz Bandcamp: https://epschwartz.bandcamp.com/ Spotify:...
Topics: indie music, podcast
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Jul 31, 2019
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Jul 31, 2019
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Singer/songwriter Eric Peter Schwartz's road diary and stories This episode a refreshingly different bar gig, burritos, mansions, taster plates and action figure videos. This week's featured song; "Bardolino". Download "Bardolino" for $.50! https://epschwartz.bandcamp.com/track/bardolino-2 Homepage: https://www.epschwartz.com Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/epschwartzmusic YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/epschwartzmusic Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/epschwartz...
Topics: podcast, indie music, folk rock, music podcast
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Jul 24, 2019
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Jul 24, 2019
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Stories from the road and behind the music. This time - the Sawmill Wizard, Ben Aaron and Santa Claus. Listen to and/or buy my George Orwell inspired E.P. "miniluv" https://epschwartz.bandcamp.com/album/miniluv Homepage: https://www.epschwartz.com Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/epschwartzmusic YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/epschwartzmusic Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/epschwartz Bandcamp: https://epschwartz.bandcamp.com/ Spotify:...
Topics: indie music, singer-songwriter, touring musician
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Jul 18, 2019
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Jul 18, 2019
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Shawn Dooley and Eric Peter Schwartz
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This is it. The Old Guys season finale has arrived. Let us tell you a story about the recent weekend where we hit the road with our friends and geeked out completely. Tangents galore! Mullets! OG Shawn lets it get dirty. OG Eric accidentally buys a freaking buttload of comics. Second Life and how porn pushes technology forward. Mullets!! What is our favorite episode of the podcast so far? Does Eric like Big-Mouth Billy Bass? Mullets! So much ground is covered. Oh! Check out our new Spotify...
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Jul 11, 2019
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Jul 11, 2019
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(part 2 of 2). The OGs conclude their discussion of travel and their love of it. Hear about Shawn's evolution from a camper to beach bum. Eric sprays his love all over New Mexico and London. Paris? Not so much. Then they both come together in their love of NOT having their vacations mapped out in advance by someone. Stoke the campfire, grab a drink, put your feet up and enjoy. #bucknakeddooley Join the conversation (and see our artifact album) on our Facebook: facebook.com/oldguyswholovethings...
Topics: podcast, comedy, geek culture, travel
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Jul 4, 2019
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Jul 4, 2019
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(Part 1 of 2) The Old Guys tuck their geeky away for a bit and discuss their love of travel. Find out how Old Guy Shawn loves to spend his Thanksgivings. Hear about Barry the Sommelier Who Won't Go Away. Shudder in fear at tales of cross country trips in death vessels and tiny Volkswagons. Stare in amazement as the boys from Illinois try to think of famous cities in Florida. So, join them, won't you? #portalfolk Join the conversation (and see our artifact album) on our Facebook:...
Topics: podcast, geek culture, travel
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Jun 27, 2019
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Jun 27, 2019
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Here it is. We held back as long as we could. Eric's life-long obsession with this British institution spills out of this episode like the anti-matter monster on Zeta Minor in "Planet of Evil" from the 13th season. Eric will have a couple complete geek-outs/melt-downs... Geekdowns? Meltouts? Whatever. And OF COURSE he didn't record an acoustic version of the Who theme for this episode. That would be crazy. Plus Shawn admits to breaking bad during his retail days just to watch the...
Topics: Doctor Who, podcast, nostalgia, geek culture
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Jun 20, 2019
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Jun 20, 2019
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(Part 2 of 2) As the Old Guys crossover the stargate into the sci-fi/fantasy TV of the 90s, the influence of TWIN PEAKS and STAR TREK: THE NEXT GENERATION is felt. Quirky, weird small towns and voyaging ensemble casts abound. Soon, however, a laconic, paranoid FBI agent and his skeptic partner would change the 90s TV landscape and The Old Guys forever. Find out about the time Kevin Sorbo's HERCULES made Eric kiss a guy (while filling in for Shawn on stage). Discover the theme song these Old...
Topics: podcast, geek culture, X-Files, nostalgia
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Jun 13, 2019
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Jun 13, 2019
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Shawn Dooley and Eric Peter Schwartz
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(Part 1 of 2) Like fools The Old Guys believed they could do 80s and 90s sci-fi/fantasy T.V. in one episode! HAHAHAHA! The hubris. Find out which Old Guy liked Battlestar Galactica and which one was the Buck Rogers guy. Swim in an ocean of nostalgia as images of Manimal, Max Headroom, Auto-man and The Misfits of Science float by. Then shrink in terror at the arrival of the visitors from V and Vicky from Small Wonder. Join the conversation (and see our artifact album) on our Facebook:...
Topics: podcast, geek culture, science fiction, fantasy
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Jun 6, 2019
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Jun 6, 2019
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Not all things that these Old Guys love deserve a full episode. Sometimes just a dollop of love is all that's needed. In this episode the O.G.s look at some of their smaller loves from practical make up effects to xeroxed underground magazines (or Zines). Hear them discuss the childhood trauma of "The Red Balloon" and an even darker view of Eric begins to emerge from his final "Morsel" and his 20 second hate. This guy has hang ups. Everything dies, kids. Join the...
Topics: podcast, nostalgia
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May 30, 2019
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May 30, 2019
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The Old Guys get shiny in this episode as they discuss their mutual love of Joss Whedon and his work. From Buffy the Vampire Slayer to Firefly to Cabin in the Woods to Avengers, the Guys have a lot of love for this Hollywood whiz kid turned world creator turned major player. They pack the episode with tons of Wonderflonium and freely admit... their pretty much licking his balls on this one. They are not, however, licking Druscilla's balls. About 10 minutes in it will be clear which Old Guy is...
Topics: Joss Whedon, Nostalgia, Geek Culture, podcast
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May 23, 2019
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May 23, 2019
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Clip your walkman to your belt, stick a comb in your back pocket and french-roll those pant legs. It's time for The Guys to start talking about the music of their formative years. From Eric's pop beginnings to Shawn's contraband Supertramp. Hear how Eric embarrassingly tried to impress his metal loving cousin and Shawn had to carry decoy cassettes. A surprisingly deep episode about how music helped form the Old Guys that the Young Guys would become. Join the conversation (and see our artifact...
Topics: music, podcast, nostalgia, geek culture
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May 16, 2019
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May 16, 2019
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Shawn Dooley and Eric Peter Schwartz
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With a purposeful grimace and a terrible sound the "Giant Monsters" episode of Old Guys crashes through the city. Joining the guys this time is musician Eric Stafford Dinse, who is a huge fan of giant monster movies. Quake with fear as the guys talk about who would win; Godzilla or Gamera. The Earth will tremble as they blast their atomic love breath all over the films of Toho, Robert Lippert and as they do battle over whether or not Mothra is female and if GHOSTBUSTERS is a giant...
Topics: podcast, comedy, geek culture, godzille
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May 9, 2019
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May 9, 2019
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Shawn Dooley and Eric Peter Schwartz
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Line up your quarters! Press play. The Old Guys blast classic video games with their love pixels. The Guys quest from the early, magical days of standing in the loud, electric haze of an arcade through to the disappointment of the Atari E.T. game to the amazing graphics of today's online and console games. What a miracle ANGRY BIRDS really is. Find out what computer game had Shawn typing dirty words. Find out why Eric is a horrible monster of a video deity. Grab your joystick and get ready for...
Topics: podcast, nostalgia, geek culture, video games
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May 2, 2019
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May 2, 2019
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Shawn Dooley and Eric Peter Schwartz
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Welcome True BeLOVERS! In this episode the Old Guys hose down bad movies with their love. From grindhouse to blaxploitation to kung fu to schlock horror to John Travolta, the Guys cover a lot of love ground. They dive deep into their personal philosophy about what makes bad movies great and what makes "deliberately bad" movies *cough* SHARKNADO *cough* suck. And they kneel at the altars of Ed Wood and Tommy Wiseau. Check out the link to the new Old Guys Watch Club playlist on YouTube...
Topics: podcast, bad movies, nostalgia, comedy
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Apr 25, 2019
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Apr 25, 2019
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Shawn Dooley and Eric Schwartz
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Every saga has a conclusion. This is the second half of our booze episode with guest Kathleen Dooley. Find out what Kathleen's third and final cocktail for the Guys is (and the secret ingredient). You find out what spreadable food Shawn is at war with, Eric's financial disaster of a night in New Orleans and the Legend of Mr. Nasty's. There are so many Tom Waits impressions and Zima memories. Which of the "Big 4" is your poison? Join the conversation (and see our artifact album) on our...
Topics: podcast, booze, comedy, nostalgia
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Apr 22, 2019
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Apr 22, 2019
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Eric Peter Schwartz
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In this episode: Teddy Davenport, Big Brother songs, on the road in Wisconsin, hostels and no podcast next week. Featured songs this week: "Unmade", "Through the Floor" and "Why You Love Me Now? (Live at WZRD)" other EPS music used: "Spiderdust Sarah", "Polynya", "One Bite", "Die Like a Hero", "Irregardless", "This Time, Inside" , "The Nigel Farage Song"
Topics: indie music, podcast, DIY musician
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Apr 18, 2019
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Apr 18, 2019
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Our very first two parter! So exciting. Plus our very first guest, Kathleen Dooley. What? She's a guy... and she makes cocktails for Shawn and Eric. We'll call her whatever we want. This episode is packed full of boozy stories and info. Hear Eric think he can spot cocktail ingredients by taste (he can't). Here how old Shawn was the first time he got drunk... pretty sure the statute of limitations has expired. And what are some of the drinking etiquettes that you acquire with wisdom? Join the...
Topics: podcast, comedy, booze, geek culture
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Apr 15, 2019
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Apr 15, 2019
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Eric Peter Schwartz
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A few changes this episode. News, notes from the road, calendar, DIY etc AND more music. The podcast is evolving. Featured songs: "Suzanne at the End", "Cheesy Love Song", "Give You The Lightning" Other EPS music featured: "The Weight of the Girl", "Winter Traffic", "Stars Over Taos", "Why You Love Me Now?"
Topics: indie music, DIY, singer-songwriter, podcast
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Apr 11, 2019
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Apr 11, 2019
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Episode 6: Mom and Pop Video Stores In this episode Shawn and Eric return to a long dead world. Hear the tales of mudwrestling and animal sex documentarys. Find out which of the Old Guys had a Beta. Find out what Beta is. Hear how Shawn was rebuffed for trying to rent a Terry Gilliam movie and how Eric wound up at a movie premiere with a movie star. Join the conversation (and see our artifact album) on our Facebook: facebook.com/oldguyswholovethings and talk to us via email:...
Topics: podcast, nostalgia, comedy, geek culture
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Apr 8, 2019
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Apr 8, 2019
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Eric Peter Schwartz
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A little different this episode. News, calendar and then three featured live tracks. Music featured: "Polynya", "Better Bread", "Winter Traffic", "The Malt" Featured live songs from 11/2018: "The Spy Comes Home", "The Gluten Free Blues", "Helpless and Dreaming"
Topics: podcast, indie music
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Apr 4, 2019
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Apr 4, 2019
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Shawn Dooley and Eric Peter Schwartz
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In this episode the Old Guys shovel their love all over action figures. Answer the question "Is Strech Armstrong an action figure?". Learn what the categories of action figures are. Which action figures did Shawn have that Eric coveted. Eric tells the story of the greatest basement ever. Chewbacca takes everything out And what about Smurfs? Join the conversation (and see artifact pics) on our Facebook: facebook.com/oldguyswholovethings and talk to us via email:...
Topics: podcast, nostalgia, action figures
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Apr 1, 2019
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Apr 1, 2019
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Eric Peter Schwartz
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(3/31/2019): This week: a new production of AN EASY HEAVEN. A songwriting workshop. Under a train. QR codes and SOUR. Featured song: "Beautiful Swimmer by MyOldRETeacher (lyrics by EPS) Other EPS songs featured: "Earth To Heaven", "A Song For Constants", "Rage In Tiny Places", "Moved In On Monday", "The Pity Party Song", "Better Bread"
Topics: podcast, indie music, DIY musician
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Mar 28, 2019
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Mar 28, 2019
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In this episode: The old guys discuss if not the "most important" meal of the day, at least the first. Find out who is team bacon and who is team sausage (and why breakfast meat discussions are so... naughty?) What was "The Silver Sludge"? A crunchy walk down Cereal Lane and Eric makes a really, REALLY embarrassing admission. Join the conversation on our Facebook page facebook.com/oldguyswholovethings or oldguyswholovethings@gmail.com Visit the old guys: Shawn:...
Topics: podcast, nostalgia, conversation, comedy
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Mar 25, 2019
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Mar 25, 2019
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Eric Peter Schwartz
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The Schwartz Podcast 7 (March 25, 2019) This episode: Album news? Kids, a rave, baked goods, playing for "exposure" and the history of Crapping Badger Records. The Featured song is "Screaming at Love". Other EPS music used in the episode: "Better Bread", "The Weight of the Girl", "The Cold Spot", "Screen", "Rifts (part 1)", "Why You Love Me Now?"
Topics: podcast, indie music
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Mar 21, 2019
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Mar 21, 2019
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Shawn Dooley and Eric Peter Schwartz
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Episode 3: Old Comic Book Movies In this episode Shawn and Eric splash their love all over comic book movies from before Marvel's Cinematic Universe took hold of the world. Eric tries to convince Shawn to watch a movie... and he can barely do it. Shawn opens up about Ben Affleck. It's a good one!!
Topics: podcast, nostalgia, geek culture
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Mar 18, 2019
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Mar 18, 2019
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Eric Peter Schwartz
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In this episode: 5 newly recorded tracks. Commercial day arrives. AN EASY HEAVEN. "Santana!", Pocket Vinyl. Don't forget batteries. Featured song: "We Shared a Touch" Other EPS music featured: "Unmade", "Blow a Kiss to the Observable Universe", "Strange Electric Trains", "White Gypsum and John Wayne's Ghost", "Holes In His Kiss" and "The Waxie's Dargle"
Topics: podcast, indie music, diy music
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Mar 13, 2019
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Mar 13, 2019
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In this episode Shawn and Eric dump their love on Saturday Morning TV. The spectre of Scrappy-Doo looms heavy over Shawn. Eric loses a gig. Kathleen makes cocktails. It's a bumper episode!
Topics: podcast, comedy, conversation, nostalgia, pop culture
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Mar 11, 2019
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Mar 11, 2019
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Eric Peter Schwartz
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Episode 5 for March 10, 2019 In this episode: Old Guys, Missouri, songwriting seminar, broken stool, pack your food, Groundhog Day and Tom Russell Featured song: "When It's Time To Go" Other EPS music used: "Hightailin' Roadside Blues", "Air Segue 1", "White Gypsum and John Wayne'sn Ghost", "Godwhere (j) The Edenmaker in Eden", "Through the Floor", "Eleven Miles", "Dipsh*t", "I Never Leaned In"
Topics: music, indie, podcast
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Mar 7, 2019
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Mar 7, 2019
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Shawn Dooley, Eric Peter Schwartz
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Old Guys Who Love Things - Episode One: Pedicures
Topics: podcast, nostalgia, comedy
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Mar 3, 2019
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Mar 3, 2019
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Eric Peter Schwartz
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Episode 4 - March 3, 2019 Featured Album: SUSHI KEYS CUT, News, Notes from the Road, Calendar, DIY Musician Tips, What I've Been Listening To, Featured Song: "Bardolino" Song clips used in this episode: "Mix Tape", "Blue Glass", "Spiderdust Sarah", "Inevitability, "The Waxie's Dargle", "Drowsy", "Before You Met Rick"
Topics: podcast, indie music
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Feb 24, 2019
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Feb 24, 2019
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Eric Peter Schwartz
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Episode 3 - (2/24/2019): News, my calendar, Notes from the Road, DYI musician thoughts, what I am listening to and the featured song; "This Time, Inside" Music used in this episode: "One of These Nights", "Thorns In His Blood", "Godwhere (e): Until I'm Holy", "Better Bread", "Gently Rip You Up", "Winter Traffic", "Hot Liquor", "Sunlight In A Cheese Cloth", "Dipsh*t"
Topics: podcast, music, indie
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Feb 17, 2019
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Feb 17, 2019
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Eric Peter Schwartz
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The Schwartz Podcast for 2/17/2019
Topics: indie music, podcast
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Feb 11, 2019
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Feb 11, 2019
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Eric Peter Schwartz
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News and updates for musician Eric Peter Schwartz for Feb. 11 2019
Topics: podcast, indie music
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Jun 7, 2017
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Jun 7, 2017
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This episode: "The Kick" and "Winter Traffic".
Topics: podcast, short fiction, poetry
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May 24, 2017
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May 24, 2017
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Eric Peter Schwartz
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Episode 6. Includes "Sunlight in a Cheese Cloth" and "From the Journal of Dr. Ibo Bronski".
Topics: short fiction, podcast, audiobook
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May 17, 2017
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May 17, 2017
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Eric Peter Schwartz
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Episode 5! This time I read only one story, but it's a doozy; "Ground Beef".
Topics: podcast, short stories, audiobook
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May 10, 2017
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May 10, 2017
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Eric Peter Schwartz
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In this episode I read 3 poems: "Moon Dazzle Soup" (from my album CASUAL GHOSTS), "Honor The Moon" and "Boney Finger In The Sweet Spot" (from the album of the same name).
Topics: podcast, fiction, poetry
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May 3, 2017
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May 3, 2017
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Eric Peter Schwartz
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In this episode I read "Buttercream Roses" and "Let's Pretend It's Christmas"
Topics: podcast, fiction, short stories
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Apr 26, 2017
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Apr 26, 2017
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Eric Peter Schwartz
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A weekly podcast where Eric reads things he's written.
Topics: podcast, short fiction, poetry
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