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OLD GUYS WHO LOVE THINGS #133: PIZZA The OGs love the 'ZZA! From the crust to the weird English fried egg, they are going to pop these pizzas into their love oven and cook 'em up real good. Also, DON'T CHARGE US MORE FOR LESS FOOD!! Catholic keto. Chuck E. Cheese for grown ups. Grab a slice, won't you?
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OLD GUYS WHO LOVE THINGS #132: HOWARD THE DUCK For some it was a disappointingly bad movie from the 1980s... for others it is a journey that began in the early 70s and extends to today's biggest blockbusters. Today the OGs are talking about that cigar chomping, wise-quacking feather-bearing waterfowl... Howard the Duck. Maligned. Misunderstood. Also... duck junk. Racist cartoon gloves. Yolk talk. Eric ruins everything. QUACK!!!
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OLD GUYS WHO LOVE THINGS #131: SKINAMARINK New Year, old guys. The OGs recently went to see the new experimental (and divisive) horror movie, SKINAMARINK. It blew their minds and they want to talk about it. Not every movie is for everyone. Also, Chefs are terrible, Virgin Nana and TikTok of the ancients. Look under the bed.
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Dec 29, 2022
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OLD GUYS WHO LOVE THINGS #130: THE NIGHT SOIL EPISODE The OGs wrap up the year with a hangout chat. Wintergreen sparks, night soil, DIE HARD being a sequel, ASMR, coin purses, floating hands, the Christmas blahs and Phil Collins' strange 90s TV special are all on the yackety-yak menu.
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OLD GUYS WHO LOVE THINGS #129: WEIRD AL The OGs are joined by friends Heidi, Jackson and Katie as we all ooze gross love all over Weird Al Yankovic. From his chart-topping parodies to his original music, videos, movies, and TV shows. The man who invented the twinkie wiener sandwich, loved Harvey the Wonder Hampster and made the accordion a little cooler. Put on your Hawaiian shirt and tuck in.
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OLD GUYS WHO LOVE THINGS #128: AUTUMN The OGs are back but the world is dying! Leaves fall from the trees. Spices and smoke are in the air. Spirits and ghouls walk the night. SOUNDS AWESOME! The Guys love autumn and talk endlessly about it. Pumpkin Spice or no? Team Candy Corn or not? Plus Halloween movies and memories. Memory lane is covered in dead LEAVES!!!
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OLD GUYS WHO LOVE THINGS Minisode 127b: DEVIL WOMAN! Hey! The OGs are mostly alive and spent a little time recording something for you.
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Aug 18, 2022
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OLD GUYS WHO LOVE THINGS #127: OTHERWORLDLY CREATURES In this episode, the OGs take a mgical journey through a mystical land and talk about their favorite critters that "ain't from 'round here." From Cthulu to Fizzgig to whatever the hell those things were in TIME BANDITS. Also, Eric becomes an incognito farmhand in the 40s while Shawn wants the save the cute Gelfling girl. How far back does toxic fandom go? Angels got rebooted in the 4th Century. All this and more can be yours! Tune...
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Aug 4, 2022
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OLD GUYS WHO LOVE THINGS #126: JUST HANGING OUT The OGs opted out of a topic this time, choosing instead to just hang out and chat. They try strange snacks and beverages. Hear talk of horrible jobs past, liquid breakfast cereal, and Gwar. Pull up a chair. It gets real.
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OLD GUYS WHO LOVE THINGS #125: CHICAGO The OGs have grown up in the suburban shadow of Chi-Town. The Windy City. The city of big shoulders. The city that became Nolan's Gotham. CHICAGO! Ferris Bueller's town. And the Old Guys love that town. From Wrigley to the thing not actually called The Bean. From dives to the Lower Lower. They will never give in. Never surrender. They will NEVER call it Willis Tower.
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OLD GUYS WHO LOVE THINGS #124: GHOST RIDER Easily one of the coolest looking Marvel characters... a flaming skeleton decked out in all leather, riding a motorcycle made of hellfire. That's Ghost Rider, the object of the OGs affection this week. From comics to action figures to a couple of movies of quetionable merit, the OGs have always been in Ghost Rider's corner as he deals out Satan's swift justice on Earth. Also, what do you like on your hot dog? Lotsa Nick Cage and... TARDIGRADES!! Hop on...
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OLD GUYS WHO LOVE THINGS #123: TRADING CARDS The OGs are back and sprinkling their love all over movie and TV trading cards. The collecting! The trading... maybe! The hoarding! The "gum"! Find out which OG was ball curious and dabbled in sports cards briefly. Also, Shawn's Impossible Whopper. An amazing call made on an OG phone live in the studio. Mostly it's a lot of "ooh"ing and "ahh"ing. You know, GREAT radio!
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MINISODE #122.5: WHAT'S BEEN GOING ON Not a full episode this week. Life has been crazy for The OGs and they wanted to drop in for a bit to chat about it. Regular episodes resume shortly!!.
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OLD GUYS WHO LOVE THINGS #122: 80S TEEN COMEDIES The 80s was a magical time to come of age. We had folks like Anthony Michael Hall, Molly Ringwald and... that...one guy from 18 AGAIN to guide us. In this episodes the OGs discuss the movies that made them love Ally Sheedy and John Cusack. Also, Plastic Man tries to join the Superfriends. Pizza needs to be rescued. Shawn goes full on crab crazy while future episode 142 is planned. Body swapping's big Hollywood moment. Ferris Bueller sequel...
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OLD GUYS WHO LOVE THINGS #121: COSTUMES & COSPLAY This episode the OGs slip into something... uncomfortable but entertaining. From our formative, flammable childhood to theater to grown-up dress up, the Guys discuss costumes. Also, what's a "zarf"? Thinning the Caradine herd. A movie with Nick Cage brings the Dooley rage. Eric gets salty... and a little... well, you'll hear. From cons to furries to GWAR to Ben Cooper costumes, they're all here. Wait, is the word H*** frowned upon?
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OLD GUYS WHO LOVE THINGS #120: ALBUM COVERS In this episode, the OGs get EVEN OLDER while they talk about album covers they love. In fact, that's one of the oldest things I've ever typed. OG Eric is confused about the number of iconic Beatles album covers there are. Don't put Everything Bagel seasoning on your vinyl. The OGs leave "love tracks" all over their bodies. HOT TAKES!! David, Goliath, and the full adult diaper. Where did OG Shawn hide his contraband cassettes during his...
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OLD GUYS WHO LOVE THINGS #119: COOL WORLDS This episode the OGs discuss many of the cool worlds, planets, realms, etc. that they have seen. Dream worlds, fantasy worlds... lazy "one thing" worlds. Also... Hansel and Dribble. Lessons we never learn while eating. Nick Cage is 100% fresh. A bad case of Don't-Feel-Good-Itis. Mayberry geography. So many worlds... so little podcast.
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OLD GUYS WHO LOVE THINGS #118: SKETCH COMEDY (IMPORTANT INFO: The OGs are moving to doing new episodes every TWO weeks.) This episode the OGs look back at the world they both believed would make them famous; sketch comedy! From LAUGH-IN to KIDS IN THE HALL to ROBOT CHICKEN to YOUR SHOW OF SHOWS... the Old Guys love them all. Also - Shawn takes his new character for a test run. Eric wants to kill people with a motorcycle. Some more NOSFERATU info. Adipose-less skin leather raffle time. Change my...
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The O.G.'s favorite baldy, pointy-eared Vampyre has turned 100 and they can't stop talking about it. The film that Bram Stoker's family attempted to erase from history is so iconic that it appears multiple times in Spongebob Squarepants. Also... change my nappy, mama. Skeet Ulrich is an immortal. It's OUR 3rd anniversary as a podcast!! Klaus Kinski was hot garbage. Gravy matter. The icy finger of death. Finally... #defaultdafoe
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OLD GUYS WHO LOVE THINGS #116: T.V. SHOW THEMES Here's a tale about two old guys who just love to talk. This episode the OGs jaw about the many, many T.V. show themes and opening sequences that turned them into the men they are today. From BARNEY MILLER to THE SIMPSONS to PEACERMAKER to SCOOBY DOO, they damn near drown themselves in a sea of nostalgia. Also, more "Cream of the Cage". Ever want to "get it on" with a book. The Dukes of Hazzard are prepped for a zombie...
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OLD GUYS WHO LOVE THINGS #115: SECRET AGENTS Put on your best tux and ease your way through the Monte Carlo crowd to the baccarat table. It's time to talk secret agents with the Old Guys. From Bond to Flint. From Jason Bourne to Maxwell Smart. The OGs slather their love-musk on all of them. Also... Bjork from Ork? Is there a movie you could call the ZARDOZ of Nick Cage movies? Killing somebody with warm drinks. Lloyd Kaufman. WE WANT GROOVY POSTERS! This message will self-destruct.
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OLD GUYS WHO LOVE THINGS #114: EARLY DAYS OF CABLE This episode the OGs look back at the wild frontier days of Cable TV! The lawless days of Public Access, NIGHT FLIGHT, scrambled boobs and YOU CAN'T DO THAT ON TELEVISION! The days when everything was new and exciting. Also... did he say he's on a "soup cleanse?" Fear of colors. Welcome Uncle Tim. Secret knowledge!! Look, Kevin! Bob Odenkirk and Duck Logic. Finally, prep school for the absurd. Old Guys begins its broadcast day.
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Feb 10, 2022
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A QUICK NOTE AND A "BEST OF" CLIP Hey guys. Just a quick thing today. Time and technology forced us to scrap our planned recording this week. We WILL be back next week. (Hell we have all our notes done). In the meantime, enjoy this classic Old Guys moment.
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OLD GUYS WHO LOVE THINGS #113: SECRET PASSAGES Slip into the walls with the Old Guys as they watch over everything. From sliding walls to pivoting bookcases to secret compartments and hidey holes, the OGs are all over it. Also, SAVE YAKOV! Who is the real heart of the show? Truman Capote gets that sweet, sweet nose-sugar cash. Priest holes are cool? Wait! There's actually something INSIDE Mt. Rushmore? That's not movie BS? Shawn says "secret area" and Eric doesn't giggle. Finally......
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OLD GUYS WHO LOVE THINGS #112: LOVE MORSELS 5 It's time once again for LOVE MORSELS! It's like a love potluck where each OG talks about 3 things that aren't big enough for entire episodes. Also in this episode; making whale sounds. Driving into the headlights. Butt milking? What recent movie had the OGs weeping uncontrollably? Football talk. What would make OG Eric walk away from everything? Being hermits together. #lovescoots
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OLD GUYS WHO LOVE THINGS #111: BACKWARD & FORWARD It's a new year and a new season for the Old Guys. They look back at 2021 and forward... into the abyss. Also in this episode a farewell to saucy dish Betty White. Getting jovial about Jovian gas. Cutting the cheese. Oh no... Eric gets into Crypto! Resolutions. Accomplishments. Bad medical advice from podcasters and the retirement of a segment. #spacehickey
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OLD GUYS WHO LOVE THINGS #110: THE BEST GIFTS WE'VE GIVEN The Old Guys awaken from a long winter's nap to give you a Christmas episode. The good tidings and nostalgia swirl as the OGs pat themselves on the back about great gifts they've given. Also, Abraham Lincoln's beard caused a board game to be created. The dark history of mistletoe. The key to giving your spouse a gift? Listen. The OGs wrap it all up and slide it under you tree.
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OLD GUYS WHO LOVE THINGS #109: Jeff Goldblum & Ian Holm This week the OGs dump their frothy love all over two fine, fine actors: Jeff Goldblum and Ian Holm. Two fellows who elevate whatever movie they are in. Also in this episode, guess which OG has never seen THE FLY. Farewell T.V.'s Isis. More randy gods. Capturing odors for kids. Gotta doody, boss! Pee dreams. #stankerday
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OLD GUYS WHO LOVE THINGS #108: VAMPIRES Listen to them. The children of the night and... the Old Guys of the late afternoon. It's time to bust out the stakes and the holy water and tackle some vampires! From Nosferatu to Barnabus Collins to The Count on Sesame Street, vampires have infiltrated every inch of our culture and the OGs wouldn't have it any other way. Also the OGs go on a candy corn fuel bender. More Vampira love. Sam who? A little Tony Todd. Sharkula gets pitched. Ooops I arted my...
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OLD GUYS WHO LOVE THINGS #107: SHAPESHIFTERS Halloween is quickly approaching and spooky stuff is on The OGs' minds. This time they look at werewolves and other various shapeshifters of lore and fiction. Also, Shawn shows off his efficiency. Eric wipes out a childhood friend to make brain-room. What is the difference between horror movies and Halloween movies. Finally the Old Guys lose their minds and morph into... well... you'll hear. #cootstuff
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OLD GUYS WHO LOVE THINGS #106: COOKING The Old Guys put on their big pleated hats and light a fire under the topic of cooking. They pan fry up the funny and the yummy. Also: eyebrow trimming, Elvira or Vampira, and are chefs ninjas? OG Eric gives up his secret chili ingredients while Shawn confesses to having used Hamburger Helper on occasion. Find out which OG has turned into the parent at the dinner table. It's a feast of an episode. #bestbeaverever
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OLD GUYS WHO LOVE THINGS #105: GADGETS AND DOOHICKEYS Go go, Gadget Old Guys! The geeky, gizmo loving kids inside the OGs come out in this one. From the fantastical gadgets of James Bond to the clickity clackity ones of real like, they love them all. Also, The Resurrection Frog. Shawn has Doo-daddy issues. Every guy loves a holster. Eric pitches a dark Inspector Gadget reboot. Finally, stud finders
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The Old Guys are having another go at animation. This time they are spraying their love all over cartoons and animation aimed at grown-ups rather than kids. From THE SIMPSONS to WATERSHIP DOWN to DUMBLAND, the OGs have spent a lot of time watching cartoons. Also... dolphins enter the horrible nature arena. Eric drools over Spider-Woman. Shawn considers dumping bodies in the ocean. AKIRA!! Which cigarettes refresh the Flintstones best? So much more!! Gonna have ourselves a time.
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Sep 16, 2021
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OLD GUYS WHO LOVE THINGS #103: SPIDER-MAN The Old Guys are chatting this week about that "wall-crawling menace", the web-head himself, Spider-Man. From his iconic 1962 debut, through his legendary animated series of the late 60s, to his appearances on The Electric Company, the concept album, the ill-fated Broadway show and finally the MCU... all shades of Spidey are loved and discussed. Also, woodpecker tongues cure an atheist. Eric continues to traumatize Shawn with stories of the...
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OLD GUYS WHO LOVE THINGS #102: MEXICAN FOOD The Old Guys return from hiatus with a hunger that only food from south of the border can satisfy. Be kind, the OGs are lame white guys rom the 'burbs. They will probably get some pronunciation wrong. They just love Mexican dishes more than any other food stuff. Also... lots of corn information... cornfermation. Otters are monsters. They're gonna getcha at the DMV!! #getridofnature #duckwang Listen/Links: https://linktr.ee/ogwlt Join the conversation...
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Old Guys Who Love Things returns Sept. 9 with new episodes. In the meantime, here's half an hour or so of Eric and Shawn rambling about some stuff.#woolintowater
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Picking up where our last cliffhanger ended... the OGs are getting progressively more sauced. They continue talking about old projects and ideas and then the conversation turns in unexpected directions. Oh, booze!! You old softy. This is the last episode before the mid-season break. Old Guys will return September 2. See you then. Listen/Links: https://linktr.ee/ogwlt Join the conversation (and see our artifact album) on our Facebook: facebook.com/oldguyswholovethings and talk to us via email:...
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OLD GUYS WHO LOVE THINGS #100: Shawn & Eric Drink Absinthe (pt. 1) We have arrived. 100 episodes! The OGs are on the celebration train and downing adult beverages. Overseer Kathleen kicks things off with a champagne cocktail and things just go downhill from there. What kind of influence is white bread altar boy Eric anyway? GodCorn? Gonna Zamfir it! Stop!! You're gonna make me stool! Building our mythos and Shawn invented Nilbog? It's only just the beginning. Listen/Links:...
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A quick announcement about Old Guys Who Love Things' 100th episode
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OLD GUYS WHO LOVE THINGS #99: BEAST BUDDIES What's that Lassie?! The Old Guys are talking about animal sidekicks and mascots? In a well? First things first: Chewbacca is NOT an animal sidekick. He can fire a weapon plus repair and fly spaceships! Could Arnold Ziffel do that? We didn't think so. Also, 600-pound skulls and monkey humping a topic. Don't bit my tid. Animal sidekicks at drug-fueled Hollywood parties. Can fake hair be a pet? Such an episode. Find where to listen:...
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OLD GUYS WHO LOVE THINGS #98: GARAGE SALES & FLEA MARKETS The OGs are cruising up and down your street looking for bargains and oddities this episode. Garage sales, flea markets, thrift stores, rummage sales, swap meets... the OGs will be there searching for treasure. Also in this episode: the glory of gnocchi. 75 cents worth of hope. Thomas Jefferson's devil goat. Marching pants. Judas was really into Boba Fett. Indigo children and dead kid merch. #hudjiwudji Listen at this link or on your...
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OLD GUYS WHO LOVE THINGS #97: GARY OLDMAN & MADELINE KAHN There are some performers that the OGs will watch anytime and these are two of them. Eric and Shawn explore their favorite work from these two legends. Also, silent discos. The skidmarks of hate. Who could Gary Oldman be in the MCU. Madeline Kahn's LGBTQ+ legacy. Oblong Kebab. Find where to listen: https://linktr.ee/oldguyswholovethings Join the conversation (and see our artifact album) on our Facebook:...
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OLD GUYS WHO LOVE THINGS #96: SON OF BAD MOVIES "You're tearing me apart Old Guys!" The OGs are diving back into the murky, sketchy pool of bad movies. Shawn finally sees Tommy Wiseau's glorious THE ROOM... and then BIRDEMIC. Rifftrax and MST3K really are the movie equivalent of wearing a condom. Also: Horse Dovers. Xenomorph birds. More charming pieces of garbage. Eric screams. Finally, people in the 90s had a really stupid idea of what Virtual Reality was. Oh, hi Mark. Listen at...
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OLD GUYS WHO LOVE THINGS #95: TRILOGIES Great things come in threes! Well... most things. Celebrity deaths not withstanding. 3 is a psychologically satisfying number and the OGs talk about the place of some famous trilogies in their lives. They also find... a lot of trilogies... well... Also in this episode; the Curse of The Fourth. A charming piece of garbage. Why trilogies? Human Nanapede. Yeah... I guess that was a thing. Join the conversation (and see our artifact album) on our...
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May 20, 2021
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OLD GUYS WHO LOVE THINGS #94: SANDWICHES This one will make you hungry. You would be hard pressed to find two guys that like sandwiches more than the OGs. Hard pressed... like a panini... with that melty cheese oozing out the sides. WHAT?! Right! Description. The OGs are love-slobbering about sandwiches. Also: Hot Jeeves. The Moist Maker. Why Bother Biscuits. Dagwood must be swingin' a hammer. Winning the Shawn Award. Finally, what is "The Pillowy Hammer of God". #toastthatbread...
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OLD GUYS WHO LOVE THINGS #93: SITCOMS Old Guys Who Love Things is filmed in front of a live studio audience. Okay, it's not but sitcoms are on our mind this episode. Listen, when we were kids if we weren't watching cartoons, puppets or robots... we were watching sitcoms. From I LOVE LUCY to SOAP to FRIENDS... we've watched a lot. Also - Knowledge Turds! The zen of the Dagwood Sandwich. Skylab is taking over. Lucy is in the DC Universe. BUCKAROO BANZAI isn't sitcoms and Old Guys Who List Things....
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May 6, 2021
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OLD GUYS WHO LOVE THINGS #92: 80s Action Comedies The OGs are back together in the same room. Vaxxed and fabulous! They are discussing the action comedy movies of the 80s. From BEVERLY HILLS COP to BIG TROUBLE IN LITTLE CHINA to ROMANCING THE STONE to every buddy action movie they can think of. Also.. "See you, Jimmy! Mah house is paid for!" ROXANNE!! Lots of love for Charles Grodin. Chicanery! The kinds of movies atheists like. Jump that car and keep those guns a blazin'! Listen at...
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OLD GUYS WHO LOVE THINGS #91: THE MCU How did it take the OGs 91 episodes to get to the Marvel Cinematic Universe? Listen. Mistakes were made. They were both drunk. Let's not dwell on the past, it's here now. From IRON MAN to FALCON AND THE WINTER SOLDIER, the OGs have seen it and love it all... well... almost all. Also, defending Overseer Kathleen's honor. The human body is moist and gross. Walruses. Common ancestor, Bob. Cool crying and Owen Wilson impressions. You should have gone for the...
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OLD GUYS WHO LOVE THINGS #90: ALIENS! Take us to your leader! This time around the Old Guys welcome our new alien overlords. Actually, even if they aren't our overlords. Any aliens at all in movies, TV... any medium. The stranger the better. Alien eggs. Parasite aliens. Cute aliens. Bumpy forheads. Rubber tentacles. Bring it on! Also, poop fix? OG Eric continues to soften on James Cameron. OG Shawn brings us to the brink of copyright infringement. A race of Forrest Gumps stumbling bass-ackward...
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OLD GUYS WHO LOVE THINGS #89: BUILDING FORTS What's the secret password? This epidsode the OGs dive way back into their past and dig up their love of building forts. From pillow forts to snow forts to tree houses to plywood clubhouses, the OGs hunker down in the nostalgia bunker. What is the "uncanny valley of food?" Never give The Master a permanent marker. Nature forts. Shawn's elaborate underground trailer park network. Finally, The He-Man Woman Hater's Club. Watch your head!...
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Apr 8, 2021
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OLD GUYS WHO LOVE THINGS #88: ZACK SNYDER'S MADEA Eric and Shawn take on their second MADEA movie and dive into DC's Snyderverse. A discussion about fighting against your own internal biases ensues. Also, dribbling pudding. OG Eric plays HORSE. Easter Island facts. Tom Hanks is a World Heritage Site? The OTHER MCU. The Hate Wagon. #handyfromsweetladydeath Join the conversation (and see our artifact album) on our Facebook: facebook.com/oldguyswholovethings and talk to us via email:...
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OLD GUYS WHO LOVE THINGS #87: PRANKS We're back and it's April Fool's Day! This episode the OGs discuss pranks, japes, practical jokes and all around shennanigans. From all the knives in a peanut butter jar to the surreal horror of Eric Andre to the Masters we have known. Also, ANTIFA! What happens when you get old. Let's ponder your zipper. It's good to be back. Listen at this link or on your favorite podcast app: http://feeds.feedburner.com/OldGuysWhoLoveThings Join the conversation (and...
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Feb 25, 2021
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OLD GUYS WHO LOVE THINGS #86: SHAWN & ERIC PLAY MAD LIBS The season 3 finale is at hand! Before taking a little break (we're back on April 1), the OGs decide to have a few adult beverages and play one of America's favorite party games: Mad Libs. Let's learn English fundamentals. Definitely NSFW! The OGs become pre-teen boys and have to successfully remember what an adverb is. What are "Schwartz Rules?" Lunch Vader. Jake from State Farm. What was inside Stretch Armstrong? Oh, and...
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OLD GUYS WHO LOVE THINGS #85: LOVE MORSELS 4 It's like tapas. It's like an app sampler. It's like a kid running his grubby finger through the frosting on a beautiful cake. It's another installment of Love Morsels, where the OGs talk about some small topics. In this episode, OG Eric stares disturbingly into back yards while Shawn sprays his musk. The diembodied head of Santa Claus stands as a warning. Everything is done with mirrors. #editoutthehate Listen at this link or on your favorite...
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Feb 11, 2021
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OLD GUYS WHO LOVE THINGS #84: STEPHEN KING This week the OGs hoist up their scaredy pants and jump into the mind of Stephen King. From Cujo to Captain Tripps to Carrie to Andy Dufresne, the OGs slash and splatter their love all over his work. Is King America's Author? Also, the Stephen King musical (it exists). When we could spoon. Love cheeks. King had a shared universe before shared universes were cool. OWEN!! Join the conversation (and see our artifact album) on our Facebook:...
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Feb 4, 2021
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OLD GUYS WHO LOVE THINGS #83: RAY GUNS! Zap! Pew pew! The OGs are chatting about their love for ray guns, lasers and all manner of sci-fi energy weapons. What's not to love? Bright lights, pew pew and 'splosions! Also: depleted adult novelty skin. Christmas noses. Ancient ray guns. Powder puff derbies. Where's the flippy flippy? A little poop of light. Set phasers to Old Guys! Join the conversation (and see our artifact album) on our Facebook: facebook.com/oldguyswholovethings and talk to us...
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Jan 28, 2021
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OLD GUYS WHO LOVE THINGS #82: SIDEKICKS This episode the OGs make love subs for some of the great sidekicks in history. From Sancho Panza to Harley Quinn, the OGs are serving up well deserved love for the oft forgotten. Also... Matt Frewer is the Robin Williams of Matt Frewer. Dollar babies. Henchman temp jobs. Was John the Baptist Jesus' sidekick? Batman burned through a LOT of Robins. Finally, we pour one out for the late, great Grant Imahara Join the conversation (and see our artifact album)...
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Jan 21, 2021
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OLD GUYS WHO LOVE THINGS #81: MTV In the early 80s the cry went up across America and then the world; "I WANT MY MTV!" In this episode the OGs reflect back on a time of excitement, an unprecedented blending of music and visuals, strange white studios, ridiculously out of place violence and... oh yes, the smoothest man ever on TV, J.J. Jackson. Also in this episode... so much Leon Redbone. The glory of TAPEHEADS. Were you a Martha Quinn or a Nina Blackwood? And MEAT SHEATHS! Listen...
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Jan 14, 2021
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OLD GUYS WHO LOVE THINGS #80: ROAD MOVIES Are we there yet? The OGs call "shotgun!". They've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark out, and they're wearing sunglasses this episode. That's right, the guys are talking about road movies. Also this episode, Shawn goes beyond Thunderdome while Eric shakes his nuts. Was Carrie Fisher hotter in JEDI or THE MAN WITH ONE RED SHOE? Will this podcast get flagged? Kind words about James Cameron? Don't make us come back...
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Jan 7, 2021
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OLD GUYS WHO LOVE THINGS #79: ART This episode the OGs let art lift them out of dark times. Cubist? Dadaist? Surrealist? Join the OGs in their general befuddlement about art... but their joy in what they like. Also, OG Shawn is a Golden Flower. OG Eric's blue obsession. And... is Shawn Banksy? Join the conversation (and see our artifact album) on our Facebook: facebook.com/oldguyswholovethings and talk to us via email: oldguyswholovethings@gmail.com NEW!! OLD GUYS T-SHIRTS:...
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Dec 31, 2020
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OLD GUYS WHO LOVE THINGS #78: HOPE FOR 2021 It's almost over! 2020 has been a hell of a year for the planet and in this New Year's Eve episode, The OGs reflect on what's happened and look forward to a (fairly) fresh start. Also, Eric is screaming and drinking. Love is... More doucheham. When the OGs killed that guy. Following your muse and finding your tribe. See you all on the other side! Join the conversation (and see our artifact album) on our Facebook: facebook.com/oldguyswholovethings...
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Dec 24, 2020
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It's Christmas Eve and the OGs are curled up by the fire reminiscing about Christmases of the past. They are also visited by the Ghost of Heidi Present. Also... they are pretty sure The Little Drummer Boy was a pain in the ass. A Kabillion dollars. Noggin' workin'. Creepy Christmas stuff and... wait... Christmas trick or treating?! The Clausa Sutra. Be careful, there's a lot of head stuff going on right now. Join the conversation (and see our artifact album) on our Facebook:...
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Dec 17, 2020
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OLD GUYS WHO LOVE THINGS #76: TOM HANKS & MORGAN FREEMAN This episode the OGs can no longer contain their love for America's Dad, Tom Hanks and American's Voice, Morgan Freeman. Also, the sound that haunts Shawn's nightmares. Back when Shelly Long was a thing. So in the weeds with David Pumpkins. He is an EX-ballet dancer. Who should Hanks play in the Marvel Cinematic Universe? Finally... Randy Quaid. #lovescraper Join the conversation (and see our artifact album) on our Facebook:...
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Dec 10, 2020
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OLD GUYS WHO LOVE THINGS #75: HORNY TEENAGE STUFF This episode the Old Guys carefully tread on thin ice and go back to the last century when they were a couple of Hormonal Teenage Guys Who Loved EVERYTHING! From music videos to PORKY'S to finding "Playboys" in the wild to how problematic the OGs now realize so much of this was. Also - The Bjork Bjunker. The OGs are super spreaders. What is the Hulk Fantasy? Squiggly screen porn. Grocery store parking lot lovin'. #muculyptus #vangoo...
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Dec 2, 2020
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OLD GUYS WHO LOVE THINGS #74: SOUNDTRACK MUSIC Music swells as our heroes face their greatest battle! The OGs talk about some of their favorite soundtrack music from the epic scores by John Williams to John Carpenter's minimalist, electro-creepy underscrore for THE FOG. The first thing they need to do is decide WHAT a soundtrack is. Also, OG Eric's disturbing coping mechanism. Predicatable bombast! Was OG Shawn's Grandma "the full package?" Eric has an adult beverage...
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Nov 26, 2020
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Blast off this Thanksgiving as The OGs go on and on about their love of SPACESHIPS!! (or rather "Pew Pew Spaceships" or "space craft" if you're fancy). From the Milennium Falcon to The Gunstar to... Nell, the flying uteris? Why do so many space travellers have cats? Updates about Shawn's insides. Is the Death Star a spaceship or a space station? Who got more tail (or more QUALITY tail) Kirk or Han Solo? Feast on this!!! #humancrockpot Join the conversation (and see our...
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Nov 19, 2020
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OLD GUYS WHO LOVE THINGS #72: SUPERVILLAINS In this episode, the OGs break a little bad and shoot their love ray at Supervillains. They torment our favorite superheroes, but they are pretty awesome in their own right. From Darkseid and Galactus all the way down to Asbestos Woman and Dr. Bong, there's a love of villain-love to be had. Also, Eric's quarantine continues while Shawn flounces around free! So many lasers and rays. Why do so many villains go for the purple and green color scheme?...
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Nov 12, 2020
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OLD GUYS WHO LOVE THINGS #71: MOCKUMENTARIES This one goes to 11! Be a fly on the wall as The Old Guys crank up the love on Mockumentaries (and, to a lesser extent, the swirly world of fake documentaries and found footage). The Rutles, Zelig, Spinal Tap, The Office and Fred Willard, all day - every day. Why "The Beaver Brown Band"? Jenna Fischer the girl you want to take home to mom and your basement dungeon. Get a slab of Covid-Jack Cheese. Shawn wants to have Vampire Neck Babies....
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Nov 5, 2020
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The OGs skip down memory lane to the nostalgia cul-de-sac and chat about toys from their childhood. So many choking hazards. Lite Brite, Green Machine, Colorforms. Crawl into the toy box, won't you? Also, scrotal meat, Duct Tape Jesus, and snow globes aren't toys!! How many Mona Lisa's were destroyed by shaking an Etch-a-Sketch? Why children are simply awful? #fingerthegoop #misteruhoh
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Oct 29, 2020
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OLD GUYS WHO LOVE THINGS #69: BATMAN KAPOW! Atomic batteries to power. Turbines to speed. This Bat-week the OG's do a deep dive into their love of the dark knight, Batman. From dark to camp to even darker, they love it all. Also, Shawn loses his inhibitions while Eric wolfs out. Wow, the "world's greatest detective" sure beats a lot of people up for answers. Yvonne Craig as Batgirl and her lasting effects on the OGs. A Batman Reddit AMA? James Bond draws the line. Batman's real...
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Oct 22, 2020
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OLD GUYS WHO LOVE THINGS #68: SPIELBERG MOVIES We're gonna need a bigger podcast. This episode the OGs go amblin' through thier love of the movies directed and produced by Steven Spielberg. The movies that defined their childhoods. From JAWS to CLOSE ENCOUNTERS to HOOK to READY PLAYER ONE... it's time to talk about the man who created the summer blockbuster. Also, Shawn continues his struggle with grocery stores and gravity. So many children with a look of awe and swelling music. Pew pew...
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Oct 15, 2020
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The truth is out there but the Old Guys are in here loving them some Sculder! This week the OGs discuss the 90's game changer series THE X-FILES. Also, FROSTING! Pie cake and sugar crust. Pinching the life loaf. Wallow wallow wallow. The OGs are constantly teetering on the edge of complete neurosis. Cuckoo craziness. How is Mulder still employed by the FBI? The Coopycheebra. And finally, who does herpes really help in the end. Trust no one. #imthebirthdayboy Join the conversation (and see our...
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Oct 8, 2020
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Pour a cup of black coffee, cut a slice of cherry pie and light a smoke. The OGs are doing a deep dive into one of their favorites, David Lynch. Gee whiz it's a good episode. With: goat rodeos, the lady pee jib and ironic truck nuts. Also, what did Jack do? He sang, that's what he did. Crazy Clown Time, David Lynch weather reports. David Lynch... in The Matrix? David fat shames Eric. And finally, creamed corn. It's a blue rose episode. #waitsandlynch #numnums Join the conversation (and see our...
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Oct 1, 2020
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You have heard the OGs mention him a ton over the last 6 episodes. FINALLY, they dedicate a full episode to the growling, howling, lounge lizard troubador Tom Waits. Albino monkeys and a one-legged dog named Butch. Is Waits one of the Silents from Doctor Who? Who drank this bottle of Wild Turkey? Also vicious hippie fights and Halloween alternatives. The piano has been drinking, my friends. #thatsmyween Join the conversation (and see our artifact album) on our Facebook:...
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Sep 24, 2020
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OLD GUYS WHO LOVE THINGS #64: SHAWN AND ERIC WATCH A MADEA MOVIE The third season of OGWLT starts with the OG's jumping head first into unknown territory. They watch the first of Tyler Perry's Madea movies just to challenge their own internal biases. Along the way there are men of service and women of loose morals. There's George Wendt, again. Slaw Dooley. Sweet potato and peach pie. The human body is disgusting and is Madea Silent Bob? Welcome to a new season! #manspackle Join the...
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Sep 17, 2020
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Our final "Redux" episode and we journey back to our first episode: Pedicures. New content includes OG Eric's post-Catholic school culture shock fashion choices. Learning a new kink. Suspender talk. Anne Boleyn sounded like Terry Jones (RIP)? BALLS!! #butterman #golfbat Join the conversation (and see our artifact album) on our Facebook: facebook.com/oldguyswholovethings and talk to us via email: oldguyswholovethings@gmail.com NEW!! OLD GUYS T-SHIRTS:...
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Sep 10, 2020
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The redux journey continues as The Old Guys revisit their Classic Video Games episode from season 1. New content includes OG Eric's love of Madame. OG Shawn is an innocent in the wilderness. The Abdominal Snowman? The Lone Ranger Lady? The Husky Busker? "You want lemon pepper on your chicken, baby?" #mouthsandnosesareconnected Join the conversation (and see our artifact album) on our Facebook: facebook.com/oldguyswholovethings and talk to us via email: oldguyswholovethings@gmail.com...
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Sep 3, 2020
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Turn back the time dial to the second half of our Whisk(e)y episode. Under the guidance of Whiskey Wizard Jackson Jackson Schultz, the Old Guys complete their journey to Shitfaceburg. New Quarantips and Without Comment! Plus, the OGs start the episode off... like 13-year-old boys. We LOVE YOU, MAN! #sexfondue Join the conversation (and see our artifact album) on our Facebook: facebook.com/oldguyswholovethings and talk to us via email: oldguyswholovethings@gmail.com NEW!! OLD GUYS T-SHIRTS:...
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Aug 27, 2020
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Our Summer Redux continues with the first half of a fan-favorite episode. Whiskey Wizard Warlock Whiz-Kid Jackson Jackson Schultz drops some tasty knowledge on the Old Guys. Newly recorded content also. Shawn gets embarrassed by Eric's num num request. Seances are suffering, folks! The lost Tom Waits song about whiskey in the air. This one has been aging well. #backpocketstank #liquortoilet Join the conversation (and see our artifact album) on our Facebook: facebook.com/oldguyswholovethings...
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Aug 20, 2020
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OLD GUYS WHO LOVE THINGS REDUX: MOM AND POP VIDEO STORES This week the Old Guys are kind and they rewind to Episode 6 to relive their talk about old tyme video stores. New Quarantips and Without Comment. Plus... the OGs almost make themselves sick talking about something called a #coughorgy . Join the conversation (and see our artifact album) on our Facebook: facebook.com/oldguyswholovethings and talk to us via email: oldguyswholovethings@gmail.com NEW!! OLD GUYS T-SHIRTS:...
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Aug 13, 2020
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During our season break we are reuploading old episodes with new content. Journey back to a simpler time. A time before the pandemic when life was sweet and free and the Old Guys were much younger men. They were innocent and full of pep. Journey back to spring of 2019 and Episode Two! There is some new discussion about the problematic racism of some old cartoons we used to love. Why do Shawns cats howl? Wait, they did WHAT in the living room? Added Quarantips and Without Comment segments. Who...
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Aug 6, 2020
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Here we are! The OG season finale (after 42 consecutive episodes). Good times. Good stories. Stories to tell at good times. In this episode: Trans-Am Jesus, soap opera behavior, wild howls, stabbings, shootings and OG Eric's dad pulls a knife on him. OG Shawn continues to open like an onion. The two easiest ways for depressed men to deal with stress. Celebrity experiences. Milky-white eye scars and the street value of cocaine. Let's take it home, Old Guys! #cannonpenispicture Join the...
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Jul 30, 2020
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Look! Up on the net! It's a couple old birds or old planes! It's OLD GUYS and they're talking superheroes. This episode they attempt to livestream some of the recording. The operative word is ATTEMPT. Also how cool are green superheroes? The movie horse. Overseer Kathleen creates a drink that brings on The Bandito. Will the cooties overtake Shawn?! Shawngasm, leer parties and DON'T SULLY MY PUD! Engines to power. Turbines to speed! Let's go!! Join the conversation (and see our artifact album)...
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Jul 23, 2020
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ZAP! POW! The Old Guys swing into action, true believers. Comic books are in their sites in every gripping panel. Who is Marvel and who is DC and does it matter? That time a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle swore. Werner Herzog just being Werner Herzog. Wait, they love them but the OGs AREN'T "comic book guys"?! Where else but on this show can Ziggy, Mary Worth and any character created by Alan Moore all put in an appearance? Monkey coconuts? It's a special, collector's item issue!...
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Jul 16, 2020
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It's time for the third installment of "Love Morsels", stuff the OGs love that probably don't deserve full episodes. Today the fellas discuss Abe Vigoda, Dr. McCoy's purse and which of these monsters likes Olive Garden. R2D2 was a swiss army knife. Admit it, OG Shawn, you like the spider. Granny Saccharin and the hot, brown moment. Lots of little love! #gadgetboner Join the conversation (and see our artifact album) on our Facebook: facebook.com/oldguyswholovethings and talk to us via...
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Jul 9, 2020
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This episode the OGs dig into movies that blew their noodles. Eric walks into the sunset and turns into an apple fritter. Why would Shawn need so much tupperware? Monkeys with people lips. Buffalo sauce in unfortunate places. The OGs honor the late, great Ian Holm. So many p*****s. Lynch, Gilliam, Kubrick, Fellini, Nolan ... leave your minds at the door. #michaelmcdonaldforever #fellinicherry #neckdress Join the conversation (and see our artifact album) on our Facebook:...
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Jul 2, 2020
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The Old Guys have a score to settle and one last big job! They will walk away rich men if they can pull this off. The job will be a breeze if they can survive EACH OTHER. OGs Shawn and Eric dive into heist movies, TV shows and plays and some fascinating real life heists as icing on the crook cake. From Frank Sinatra and his pals to tiny fellows with a map of time holes to spaceships robbing trains... who doesn't love a good heist? What are the hallmarks of a good heist movie? What movies are...
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Jun 25, 2020
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Khaaaaaaaaaan!! The Old Guys and Kathleen bring their discussion of Star Trek into drydock. What are their favorite episodes? Favorite movies? Hear Kathleen's abject disgust at OG Eric's favorite movie. Plus Kathleen is working on a spin off series, "Kathleen Describes Star Trek Episodes"... and I think it's gonna happen. Shawn gets hammered on Romulan Ale. This is one for The Chamber of the Ages! #gointothecerealaisle Join the conversation (and see our artifact album) on our...
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Jun 18, 2020
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Ahead, warp factor 2! The Old Guys beam up to the worlds of Star Trek and show their love to the natives, smashing the Prime Directive. They are joined by Shawn's much better half, Kathleen, as she is the real Trek expert of the group. They discuss Kirk and Picard's management styles. Kirk's interesting fashion choices. Klingon noses and juvenile jokes. Shawn has make-up sex with Next Generation. Whhhhil Whhhheaton as Whhhhesley Crusher. It's three to beam up in part one of our Star Trek...
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Jun 11, 2020
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Roll camera! The Old Guys have spent a lot of their lives watching documentaries. Pouring smarts into their... um... smart holes. This episode the highlight some of the wonderful documentaries and docu-series that they enjoy. OG Eric challenges HIMSELF in the Grandma Challenge. Shawn ponders "why wouldn't you edit that out?" Doing homework. The Hitler Channel. Caffeine Dooley? Get out your notebooks and pencils. The OGs are taking you to class. #ballfondue #goodluckfuckers...
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Jun 4, 2020
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We reach the conclusion of the Stand-up Comedy Old Guys epic! How does it end? Hear how OG Eric wound up having his date sit between him and his dad while seeing Steven Wright. Ron Perlman? Remember "Make Me Laugh?" Why didn't the reboot work? Non-stand-up stand-ups. Grandma Goebbels makes a return appearance. And finally the OGs dive into the Great Unknown by discussing Andy Kaufman. Get out your sledghammers and watermelons! Join the conversation (and see our artifact album) on...
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May 28, 2020
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Airline Food!! Today the Old Guys don their big-shoulder 80's suits, hoist the sleeves and step up to the brick wall of stand-up comedy. Which was better silly mid-era Carlin or grumpy-as-hell old Carlin? It's not all white guys, right? What is the psychological significance of varied sandwich dressings? Old Guy Shawn wrestles with his dark past of frequenting comedy clubs alone while Old Guy Eric talks about how his existence is the direct result of a stand-up comedy album. It's only part 1....
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May 21, 2020
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May 21, 2020
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Pip pip! What's all this then? This episode the Old Guys whip out their brollies and demonstrate their love for British things OTHER than Doctor Who and Monty Python. From music to TV to Cricket, the OGs cannot contain their affection for the UK. Are you a Mr. Bean or a Blackadder or are you both? Wait... WHO was on THE YOUNG ONES? Let's talk about how 11-year-old Eric grilled a British adult about Cricket. SO MUCH SAUSAGE!! Disappointing pubs and Eric nearly gets killed by a London bus. Pour a...
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May 14, 2020
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May 14, 2020
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Step right up! The OG's are looking at the stops along life's road that make life worth living. From natural wonders to weird curiosities, the road of life is littered with interesting stuff to look at if you don't go flying by. OG Eric reads an excerpt from his journal about UFOs while OG Shawn considers opening his own museum. Balls of paint, twine, the American spirit! Also, Murder Hornets - the Jason Voorhees of the bee world. Join the OG's in the Vortex. #lovelather Join the conversation...
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May 7, 2020
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May 7, 2020
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Shawn Dooley and Eric Peter Schwartz
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Step into The Wayback Machine and let's talk time travel. From the fiction, to the science to the downright ridiculous conspiracy theories, the OGs let their love quantum tunnel all over the place. When were there 4 DeLoreans in Hill Valley in BACK TO THE FUTURE 2? OG Eric suggests you skip a bit unless you want BTTF 3 ruined completely. What was the first recorded story about time travel (it's not what you think). The OGs go on, ad nauseum about the implications of "The Grandfather...
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Apr 30, 2020
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Apr 30, 2020
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You wanted the best! You got the best! Today the Old Guys don their scary kabuki make-up and talk about their love of KISS. Since their childhood in the 70s, predating even Star Wars, they think, the over-the-top rock band has been in the OG's lives. Which OG worried his father with his love of Gene Simmons? Was Gabriel-era Genesis just super mellow KISS? Did you weather the "disco" albums and "The Elder" to come back to rock on the other side? Why does OG Eric's arm hurt?...
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Apr 23, 2020
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Apr 23, 2020
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Shawn Dooley and Eric Peter Schwartsz
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Slip into your fur underwear and strap on your Glave. The Old Guys are jumping through the magic portal to revisit their favorite sword and sorcery movies! Get your "Hero's Journey" on and feast your quest lust! How did DEATHSTALKER get 3 sequels? How buff was David Carradine? What's the difference between a wizard and a sorcerer? The Old Guys face their residual teen sexism about THE PRINCESS BRIDE. Finally, Frank Langella says, "you gonna eat all that scenery?"...
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Apr 16, 2020
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Apr 16, 2020
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In this episode, the Old Guys talk about the wallpaper of their lives, movie posters. What movie poster angered 8 year old, Eric? Should Shawn have attacked a negligent comic book store guy? How can you check if you need a shower during Covid-19 isolation? Let's talk about some of the great, iconic movie posters of all time... and then slide into the unbelievable nightmare of movie posters from Ghana. The Old Guys want to see THAT version of MRS. DOUBTFIRE. #stankyjunk Join the...
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Apr 9, 2020
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Apr 9, 2020
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Happy belated birthday to us! Our paper anniversary slipped by and we missed it. Well, can you blame us, the world was going crazy. Join us while we celebrate our journey around the sun with a special extra long episode. We don't want to spoil what the deal is but... you will walk away with a brain full of stuff. Wedge! Why did Eric write his own death and return? Night Knight? Finally, who is the mysterious PHAYDE? #phaydelives Join the conversation (and see our artifact album) on our...
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Apr 2, 2020
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Apr 2, 2020
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Well, here we are. The Old Guys continue cautiously but undaunted by Covid-19. This episode started out at a dry run of recording remotely and turned into an actual episode. They discuss what they have been doing in quarantine and how much they both despise being naked. Chat Roulette horror stories from 2010. Accountant Mort Slenderman. Bottom line, wash your hands and stay safe. Join the conversation (and see our artifact album) on our Facebook: facebook.com/oldguyswholovethings and talk to...
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