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♪ don't you know that you are -- >> announcer: stephanie miller. ♪ don't you know, don't you know ♪ >> uh-huh. >> the -- they show a bad company special every once in a while, and they show pictures during this song of dead rock stars they put up a picture of what somebody thought was john bonnham and is actually mick fleetwood. >> oh, no. >> they just announced they are getting back together. >> as my mom used to call them geekwood flat. stephanie your geekwood flat tickets arrived. [ laughter ] >> all right. [♪ "world news tonight" theme ♪] >> stephanie cutter who is going to marry me and not jim -- said
obama's deputy campaign manager just in case you just tuned in the story of the morning, he said either romney was misrepresenting his position at bain to the sec, which is a . . . felony! [♪ dramatic music ♪] >> or he was misrepresenting his involve in the bain capital to the american people. the romney camp said president obama's campaign hit a new low when one of its senior advisors made a reckless and unsubstantiated charge to reporters about mitt romney that was so over the top it calls into question the integrity of their entire campaign. president obama ought to apologize for the out of control behavior of his staff. >> doesn't obama realize that lots of men are chairmens, ceos
of his company but don't know what they do. >> that's how you get to a be a ceo by not knowing what is going on -- about anything. >> that's right. >> good morning. >> good morning. happy friday the 13th kids. >> bad day for romney. [ laughter ] >> my husband asked me if i knew why romney had to become president? and i said no why? and he said so he would pardon himself. [♪ circus music ♪] >> not only could he not be confirmed as a cabinet secretary, he couldn't be confirmed as dog catcher, because as dog catcher, you at
least have to look at his tax returns. one of his own employees said it doesn't make any sense. look at all of the obama nominees they blocked that are perfectly qualified. can you imagine them going on no, you can't see his tax returns or anything -- >> and mitt romney had to show all of this to john mccain four years ago, and then john mccain chose sarah palin as a better fit than mitt. interesting that the boston globe reported this too, because that is his hometown and he is not even campaigning there because he knows he won't win it. >> stephanie cutter -- >> you are obsessed with her this morning. >> i am. she said if the sec filings aren't accurate then prove it. if he wasn't investing millions overseas to gain a tax advantage, then prove it. >> yeah.
♪ >> like that guy george romney. >> yeah. >> you mean that guy who actually made stuff in his business career. >> he made grimlens. >> mrs. stephanie cutter miller said -- >> seriously? >> that's got to be sexual harassment. >> if a guy says it is creepy -- [ laughter ] >> she is hot. >> you should see the doodles on her sheets in here. mrs. stephanie cutter-miller. little hearts around it -- >> you could have monogrammed everything. >> hold on! [ laughter ] >> steph is this yours? does it matter? [ laughter ] >> what is mine is yours. [ laughter ] >> oh, my god. >> all right. now this is getting creepy? >> oh, now it's getting creepy?
>> now a warning? [ laughter ] >> she said romney actually has the ability to ask bain to release the minutes of meetings and other corporate records. he is in a position to make sure they are available for all of us to see. either mitt romney was misrepresenting his position at bain to the sec -- you know it really is only an either/or, and he can clear it all up with just a -- >> well, he could. >> yes that's all i'm saying. >> yep. >> let's go to sarah in tennessee. >> hey, sexy liberal. >> hello! >> i would like to invite you into the -- what did he call it the grand old uproar? >> yes. >> i would go see you. >> if we had shelley doing a show with us they'll all come
over. >> i'm taking it under advisement. >> okay. when you played the rush limbaugh thing about the naacp? >> yes. >> okay. the -- i tell you what if rush limbaugh had a brain he would be dangerous. [ laughter ] >> what is your dog's name? >> tucker. >> hi tucker. tucker is handsome and romantic isn't he? >> he is rolling around on the floor like the little dog he is. >> you are adorable sarah. >> my future wife list is getting so full this morning. [ applause ] >> shoot i know. i love her. >> i love everyone this morning. except for jim. that's my competition. 29 minutes after the hour. right back on the "stephanie miller show." ♪
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♪ >> announcer: stephanie miller. >> wow! she just never shuts up. [ laughter ] >> it is the "stephanie miller show." >> how about stephanie cutter. >> john fugelsang you should see her trapper keeper it has all kinds of doodles. stephanie cutter. >> and now our listeners are perving out. >> i'm still filling out my trapper keeper. >> i don't know what that means. >> you didn't have a trapper
keeper in school -- >> yeah i was -- but i was in a '8zeroing flash back. can i give a reference to jesus with a sword. luke 22. he is saying i tell you this is the point, go ahead and if you have a purse take it and also a bag, if you don't have a sword sell your cloak and buy one. so he says we're supposed to be criminals in the prophesy, and they have we have these two swords here, and he says that's enough. if you take it literally, you say two swords is enough for us to fight off an army. again, they are literally destroying the word of jesus -- >> because the number 2 is in
it, so clearly it is so obvious. [ laughter ] >> you are right, jim. [♪ "world news tonight" theme ♪] >> want to hear a cool story about your tax dollars at work. >> sure. >> they wasted over $50 million trying and failing to appeal the affordable healthcare act. they spent up to 89 hours voting. it cost taxpayers every week. so those two weeks amounted to a total cost of $48 million. [ bell chimes ] [ applause ] [♪ "jeopardy" theme music ♪] >> and the number of times they have voted on the jobs bill? zero. >> can they invest gate him for white water as well. [♪ "world news tonight" theme ♪] >> as we said romney not having a good day. a good week. president obama has a 7-point cushion over mitt romney
according to a new pew pole. the pole shows a flip over last month. 42% named romney to turn the company around. by 50 to 36 more voters say obama better reflects their view on social issues obama has a 12-point lead as a candidate better lead against terrorist attacks and deal with the nation's energy problems. [ applause ] >> or as the media says it's neck in neck, the president is in trouble. >> time square relics. >> and now the media will take that information and try to make it seem like a close race. >> exactly. paul ryan attacked president obama for airing misleading ads. calling the situation sad. >> sure. >> wow. >> this is not the barack obama of 2008. it's really kind of sad.
he was referring to the ads attacking romney for outsourcing jobs with bain capital -- >> but he did outsource jobs with bain capital. >> yeah, except that's why it is sad. >> the truth is sad. >> yeah, republicans aren't used to that. [ laughter ] >> all right. yeah, this new "boston globe" report -- perhaps he hasn't had time to peruse that yet. >> tim cain writes with the company stericide that myth profited greatly from those profits 2001 and the new sec documents show that mitt was in control through 2002. [♪ somber music ♪] >> this also gets him on the profiting off of -- not just supporting abortion, i'm saying making money off of it. >> oh, dear. more bain fun facts --
[♪ fun-facts music ♪]. >> these just keep coming. >> and your right-wing uncle still doesn't stair. gs industries the obama camp hit romney over bain's purchase of the steel company, eliminated 750 jobs in february 2001. the romney camp responded as usual, he was not there. bain capital earned at least $12 million in that initial investment. they weirdly always came out on top. kb toys, that is the one that newty was so helpful on. the romney camp they pointed to the calendar. he was not there then. >> there was a kbtoys in sherman oaks and that building stood empty for years. >> bain once again ironically
luckily profited mightily. just lucky. dade international 1700 jobs lost. bain capital received a $422 million bounty for its steak in a medical supply company. the dz corporation. they closed the colorado plant and fired 275 works. and bain took it public raising $190 million, and then bain began selling off its stock, raising almost $100 million, doubling its investment. they are so lucky. >> and next week we get to see batman beat up bain. >> yeah. more than 6,000 jobs lost on just those companies. [ bell chimes ] [ applause ] >> stop calling him an outsorcerer and call him pro
growth, please. >> you know what he does have dick. >> what? >> dick cheney. he was campaigning with the wildly popular dick cheney. he predicted president obama would be a one-term president. [ groaning ] >> i have heart. >> he does. [ groaning ] >> where is my blood. bring me my true blood. [ laughter ] >> joanne in california, you are on the "stephanie miller show." hi, joann. >> oh, hi i'm just thrilled to be talking on your show. i called to tell you how great you are. >> thank you. >> i think you fabulous and i have been waiting a long time to find some station that would have my side. i think romney is the biggest joke that ever lived -- >> joann he may be their worst candidate ever.
what do you think? >> i know he is. because i'm 79 years old -- >> you have seen a few candidates. >> yeah. >> did you vote republican -- i'm sorry -- did you vote republican in years gone by when you were younger? >> way back -- i got married young, and my adopted dad was democrat, my husband was a republican. i did for a while, and then i finally said i don't believe anything they are doing i went back and reregistered as a democrat, and it's really sad because most of my family are republicans. >> hello. >> me too. >> i'm like the loan ranger. >> me and you both, sister. >> i just want to say one more thing. what i love about your show is i get the side i believe in. i don't have to listen to the other side as they get in debates -- >> right. we present their side, we just tell you how wrong it is. [ laughter ] >> yeah. >> oh, she is chuckly. >> my mom used to be republican
but reagan cured her of that. >> i think liberals are more apt to look at both sides of the story and then decide that yes, the democratic side is better. >> she is sick of wolfe blitzer having to leave it there. >> we'll have to leave it there [ explosion ] >> stephanie in illinois you are on the "stephanie miller show." >> hi, steph. >> hey mooks steph and i. this is the day of the stephanies. >> right. >> and i know [ inaudible ] -- but anyway -- >> what? >> what? >> if mitt makes condoleezza -- >> debbie are you calling from your synchronized swimming class -- >> the phone is a little hard to
hear. >> okay. well -- >> no go ahead. >> you are saying about condoleezza rice as a running mate. >> yes, but [ inaudible ] if she gets there. >> oh! >> she makes a great point. when mitt romney talked to all of the black leaders, we referred to some of the people he flew in that he referred to them as part of his kitchen cabinets. >> i love the ncaa. [ laughter ] >> there is something on my facebook page on jezebel.com. from a black man to mitt romney [ censor bleep ] you, black people don't you [ censor
bleep ], you out of touch [ censor bleep ] mother. [ laughter ] >> fridays with fugelsang, we'll be right back on the "stephanie miller show." >> announcer: okay, i just spewed on my dashboard again. it's the "stephanie miller show." ♪ hear until it grabs you and won't let go. we push, we prod until the truth reveals itself. we are fearless, independent trendsetters, problem solvers, and above all, we are politically direct. the young turks with cenk uygur at 7, viewpoint with eliot spitzer at 8, the war room with jennifer granholm at 9, the gavin newsom show fridays at 11. and there's only one place you'll find us: weeknights on current tv. you want to save money on car insurance? we are the idea no one wants to hear until it grabs you and won't let go.
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stephanie cutter? >> oh come on, don't make my head explode. [ explosion ] [ laughter ] >> it is the "stephanie miller show." 49 minutes after the hour. 1-800-steph-1-2 the phone number toll free from anywhere. we posted this but i have to read -- my future husband and wife list exploding today. it's on jezebel.com. it's hilarious. this is in the wake of the naacp speech that we were talking about earlier this week. i got to get my finger on the bleep -- yeah. >> from a black man to mitt romney. [ censor bleep ] you. black people don't want [ censor bleep ] you out of touch richards hair having mother [ censor bleep ] we want good schools, safe streets, a house that doesn't [ censor bleep ] double and triple in interest
rates, a place with a [ censor bleep ] door on it and not be denied coverage when we are sick. i'm tired of these white people splanind down to us. your party couldn't pass a fart through cotton much less a [ censor bleep ] jobs bill. instead you walk in front of the naacp -- we spend half a mill on cruise missiles. [ censor bleep ] you. what about your perpetually pour white voters that vote for you even though you give no [ censor bleep ] care about them.
as belong as how you hammer on how white republicans want to shoot their women with their guns. and then you spent the 50 years brainwashing them. [ censor bleep ] you and your face [ censor bleep ] your hair [ censor bleep ] and your party [ censor bleep ]. partake in the finest selection of horse penises. [ applause ] >> wow! >> wow! >> is there a chance we can get that posted on the facebook page? >> it is on the facebook page. >> i'm going to read it right now. >> it's poetry. [ laughter ] >> the best line there talking past them. you said it yesterday, chris. he wasn't talking to the naacp he was talking to the cameras and the right-wing audience. and he said after the speech he
knew he would get booed. >> yeah. >> mitt romney is not a racist. okay. he is not. i -- i refuse to believe it. but i will say that what is worse? being an ignorant big got or a calculating non-bigot who proffers off of bigots. >> to be to weasely that you say that after you leave the naacp -- >> and to say they want free stuff when he has been telling us it is a tax for the past ten days. so what do they want mitt? >> yep. >> lying sack of crap. >> thank you. >> everybody settle. dave in wisconsin you are on the "stephanie miller show." hi, dave. >> hey good morning, steph. i have a story that i don't see a lot of people looking at, and that is possibly romney's involvement in that stanford
ponzi scheme, in regards to three individuals involved in that ponzi scheme. >> as stephanie cutter said you can clear up all of this by just releasing your tax returns like ever other presidential candidate in history. >> including your father. >> just saying. >> what are you hiding? >> yeah. >> hello, dave in illinois you are on the "stephanie miller show." hi, dave. >> hi, momma. >> hi. >> how are you doing? >> good. go ahead. >> i was talking with a republican friend of mine and she came up with this crazy conspiracy theory. >> what is that? >> that romney is actually a democratic plant to guarantee that obama is elected. >> i was wondering that. where can you even engineer a
candidate this bad? >> co-op. >> jim as you said many times before -- you do not want to see harry reid mad. >> i'm sorry you had to see me like this. >> what would he do the u.s. olympic team's uniforms? >> the olympic committee should be ashamed of themselves. i think they should be embarrassed. i think they should put them in a big pile and burn them. if they just have to wear a singlet that says usa painted by hand, they should do that. >> can't mr. mitt romney mr. olympics fix that. >> he can't even talk about the olympics, because that's where he went to get hundreds of millions in government money. >> hello. >> and it was good that he did tight. >> lee in fort lauderdale you are on the "stephanie miller show." hi lee. >> good morning, awesome show.
>> thank you. go ahead. >> when are you bringing your show back down to south florida. >> yeah. >> and i have -- >> after hurricane season. >> there you go. [ laughter ] >> all right. go ahead. i know you guys are more tv interview savvy than i am but i sat through an interview with michele bachmann and piers morgan and it was talking anti-obama, mitt romney commercial with very little pushback from piers morgan. and after she left he starts criticizing what she said. so why didn't he do that with her. is there some type of agreement that hosts have to sign something that says don't be too hard on me --
>> quite possibly. >> because if they are too hard on the person, that person will never come back. >> that's the truth. and that's the problem with a lot of tv new. they need access, so if they ask -- told to me after i asked the tough questions. >> yeah, we have the opposite here. i'm so soft on people so i creep them out. >> a little bit. >> rich in minneapolis welcome. >> hi, stephanie. in this talk radio stuff you are the best. >> oh, thank you. >> and your crew -- you guys are all amazing. >> thank you. >> i have a question for john. john are you there? >> yes. >> that last name of yours where did that come from -- >> denmark -- it's danish for
huge apparatus. >> yes. >> it means bird song. >> yeah, listen -- i have seen it -- i have been in a dressing him. >> and getting to high school with a name like that -- it's hell. >> your name is easier spell than my last name. >> you did a bit about how many times you got gum thrown in your hair. >> yes. when i was doing the funniest home videos with daisy fuentes, i was calling us the f-u twins, and they didn't like that. [ laughter ] >> all right. we'll be right back with the giant apparatus on the "stephanie miller show." ♪
[♪ theme music ♪] uh-huh. welcome to hour number three current tv land. erica ferrari john fugelsang is in a different new york location. i don't know why that is but i'm going to have him take you to lunch or something. [ laughter ] >> so what is the latest coming out on all of this romney stuff will he be forced to release his tax returns? >> i think he'll have to come up with something pretty soon. all of the reports are very sketchy and contradict each other. >> it looks more and more suspicious. even the minutes of the bain
capital meetings, if he just released those. and said i wasn't involved. right? >> right. but how could you have to much money that it is in a blind trust, but not know where it is. >> erica, i have that much in my couch, i think. who even knows. very good point, erica ferrari in the current news center and erica thank you for filling in for jacki this morning. >> thank you. there has been a complaint filed in federal court challenging a strict abortion act. if a woman has an abortion shun in arizona after 20 weeks of pregnancy it is considered a misdemeanor. the doctors claim it violates
the constitution. the aclu says the statute is the most extreme in the nation. and comments about a metal police officer are being investigated. he was alleged i will overheard saying he would shoot the first lady and then used his cell phone to show a picture of the gun he said he used. police officials have not identified the officer. he has since been put on desk duty. an occupy wall street protest turned vie leapt last night. police in riot gear formed a human wall. 12 people were arrested and two police officers injured. join us in chat at current.com. more stephanie coming up. ♪ that make it easier to work together and create jobs. probably going to take more than that. we'll be back with more after
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>> right. >> as much money as mitt romney made in the last ten minutes. >> right? tickets almost gone literally for los angeles july 28th columbus, and seattle. get it go. [ applause ] >> and i get to be in studio with you the day before. >> right? l.a. >> i had a great time filling in for you last week, my compliments to everyone at the station, and you immediate it really easy for all of us. [♪ magic wand ♪] >> you are magical i'm told. >> i do have an apology to make. but we'll get to that later. >> or do it now. >> i want to apologize to all of the listeners who called in and pointed out i was wrong that the low-hanging pants with the
buttocks hanging without indicated that started in prison to let them know they are submissive. it has been pointed out that that was wrong. and i want to apologize to men who wear their low hanging pants. it is very masculine to have your ass hanging out. straight women love it and gay men hate it. [ laughter ] >> all right. you may not think -- [♪ "world news tonight" theme ♪] . >> -- this is big news but the advocate -- they have never done an formal endorsement, but they are endorsing president obama in this election. matthew breen joining us now the editor in chief.
happy friday. >> happy friday to you as well. >> this president has accomplished more in his short tomorrow than everybody else combined on gay rights right? >> that's true [ inaudible ] legislation ever the -- [ inaudible ] [ no audio ] -- and abouts that have really contributed positively to the lbgt community. and it is true we have never endorsed a president before. we felt it was time to remind our audience that there were significant strides being made right now, right in front of our faces, and it was time to reenergize the readership to go out and vote, because -- you know, the alternative is really dire. >> i was just going to say, you said it best in your opening paragraph in this never has
substantial progress and equal rights treatment been more at risk than in this presidential contest. john fugelsang who is in with us today made a really great point that here is dick cheney a couple of weeks ago talking about how proud he is to have a gay daughter who is married and then he was campaigning last night with mitt romney who would take that right away. >> fund-raising for the man who has promised to pass a ban -- >> how does that square matthew? >> it doesn't at all. that's the disconnect. especially for people interested in equality and the rights of their lgbt friends and family members. >> you are right -- by virtue of his unique position of the president, his endorsement is not merely rhetoric, his statement is enormous and has the power to move millions. and we have already seen that in
polling, haven't he? >> we have seen it in polling and support by a number -- nearly all of the democratic leadership. and that's a position that would have been really just unimaginable just a few years ago. pop culture -- pop cultural figures coming out, religious figures coming out in favor of this, and they are really moving those who pay attention. >> i have said it before fidy is in. >> yeah. >> the numbers of african american support toward gay marriage has completely flipped. and this is no the position of the majority of americans. >> that's right. and when the most visible head of stay on the globe talking about this as a civil rights
issue, people interested in civil rights go oh, yeah, this is about equality. this is about civil rights. it doesn't belong to some. it belongs to all. >> you said obama can easily be contrasted with romney. you talked -- chris matthews asked do you think there is difference between gay marriage and a civil union, romney replied i would rather have neither. they are actually having children. as if it was something shocking and disgusting. >> but he has had four different positions on it. >> you never know when you are hearing what mitt romney truly believes. >> yeah. >> ever now and then i feel like you get a glimpse into his true demeanor. and that really spoke to his
distaste of lbgt's. >> they will get a lot of free haircuts. >> yeah. you said it was painable. >> i would say something even more radical, i don't believe mitt romney is a homophobe. he presents to be a big got to appeal to bigots and that's a lot worse. >> and that means he will cave to the republican party at every opportunity. >> i think he does believe that he should not ever release his tax returns. [ laughter ] >> but you talk around beyond how huge that is. he definitely ended the military's don't ask don't tell policy. you know, good point that it was
not only the right thing to do but it did it smart politically as well. and directed the justice department, and now five federal judges have declared parts of doma unconstitutional. he has been an extraordinary leader on these issues. >> if we believe obama has a long-game picture of how to run the executive branch that means he's not at every turn going to be trumpeting successes before they are actually true. it might be a while before we see the effect of a strategy here, and that's frustrating to a lot of people who are like change, change now don't wait don't ask for permission. and so it's really -- we might have seen someone else who was more vocal about wanting change
in certain arenas, but we might be seeing more progress this way. >> right. >> matthew before you go i don't know if you heard this story, but it's interesting how out of step and like dinosaurs these people on the right are like. gay couple -- their picture of their wedding day ended up on a date group mailer. they were horrified a photo of them kissing at their engagement party turned up in an anti gay flier. the tag line said state senator's idea of family values. the couple is deciding to sue. they said these actions are truly reprehensible. i mean -- this kind of stuff is still happening, right? >> it's pretty despicable.
can you imagine the photo of the happy day of your life gets turned into forming hate. >> and using gay people as some sort of punch line. it's so 8th grade. >> it is ridiculous. i believe the photographer was a lesbian too. >> oh, okay. >> wow. >> anyway. matthew great piece as usual. thanks as always. we'll talk again as the election rolls along. >> i would love it. thank you. [ applause ] >> there he goes. ♪ there he goes again ♪ >> exactly. carol and bandit who i'm guessing is a dog. hi momma, we love your show, but
it takes us hours to listen to it because we have to keep rewinding because we are laughing so hard. [ applause ] >> this is because of caesar side -- it is not just great tasting it smells amazing. steph bob and rossy they got skunked. my usually skunk solution is soapy water followed by vanilla extract. i pored them be cedar side. [ applause ] >> another great use. >> oh, good. [ laughter ] >> i feel enriched for knowing this. >> i know it. right?
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♪ you do know that i want -- >> announcer: stephanie miller. ♪ let's dance, let's shout, shake your body now do the ground ♪ >> uh-huh. >> oh, yeah. >> that's a good song. >> 23 minutes after the hour. 1-800-steph-1-2 the phone number toll free from anywhere. friday in alaska you are on the "stephanie miller show." hi, friday. >> hi, steph. >> hi, go ahead. >> long-time listener, big, big fan. very, very happy to see you on tv. >> thank you. >> we listened to you on the radio up there for a long time. >> i hope you hear her album. >> oh john fugelsang, your plug-aholic you -- >> i don't have the album -- >> you can get it on stephaniemiller.com. >> he doesn't have a computer. >> all right. >> it's about a 40-mile walk to
the nearest library. >> oh, whine, whine, whine. go ahead. >> i am a straight man who's best friend is his ex-wife but the happiest day of my wife was when i walked her down the aisle so she would mary a girl she met in virginia. [ applause ] >> oh, how exciting. >> i don't know why anybody in america would be threatened by gay people. it is just like in the 60s when people very threatened by black people. >> friday if we had more secure men in the world like you, there would be no more war. [ laughter ] >> and he is giggly. chris -- [♪ "world news tonight" theme ♪] >> what? >> i have absolutely no idea if this is true but mitt romney could clear all of this up by
just releasing his tax returns like my future wife stephanie cutter says -- >> you mean if he would show us his worth certificate? [♪ circus music ♪] >> he is like a ninja, you don't even know if you have been cut. [♪ "world news tonight" theme ♪] >> mitt romney and his wife write off birthday parties for their dressage horse rafalca. sources have mitt romney and his wife have used a fancy birthday party for their dressage horse as a tax write-off. >> wow. >> $1,000 for bright orange balloons shaped like carrots. $1,500 for custom-made horse droppings, indicatoring for
guests people and horse. >> horse don't eat cake. >> no it was hay for them. cake for the humans. including horse-head shaped shot glasses. >> if you don't show it you might wake up with a horse's head in your bed. >> seriously that sounds like something mr. burns would done. it sounds like self parity. >> who can tell the difference anymore. >> let's go to jacob marley! [ laughter ] >> hi, andy. >> i want to know how difficult would it be for somebody to release their tax returns? >> not very. >> maybe you have to have 15
accountants to go over determining what can be released and what can. >> he was able to release them to the john mccain campaign. >> yeah. in 2010 exxon had a negative tax rate. wouldn't it be kind of embarrassing for mitt romney to explain why he didn't pay taxes in this year or that year. >> yeah, why else wouldn't you release something? >> because you know your base doesn't care. every republican i talked to said if it's legal who cares. >> patriotic. >> john fugelsang did you just say -- didn't you -- did you say, wait, he gave his tax returns to the john mccain camp? >> sure. >> i wonder why he wasn't
chosen? [♪ dramatic music ♪] >> i guess he wasn't as qualified as the half governor of alaska. >> to grampy knows. kevin in orange county. >> happy friday everybody. >> happy friday. go ahead. >> let's look at mitt romney's defense. what he is saying is as president of bain capital for three years he received a paycheck but had no idea what is going on. is that really a great defense when you are running for the president of the united states? >> i have no idea what is going on. >> it worked for reagan. >> 29 minutes after the hour. right back on the "stephanie miller show." ♪
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[ ♪ music ♪ ] >> announcer: stephanie miller. >> are you out of your peanut-sized mind? >> computer says yes. >> welcome back. fridays with fugelsang. the president, oh handsome romantic and humble too. >> the mistake of my first ter -- couple of years was thinking this job was just about getting the policy right, and that is important. but the nature of this office is
also to tell a story to the american people that gives them a sense of unity and purpose and optimism, especially during tough times. >> obama admits failure. >> that's right. >> that's what fox news was saying all night last night. >> were they really? >> no. >> why does he have to be such an angry black man? >> as opposed to mittens who has never made a mistake. >> yeah. >> let's go to doug in north carolina. hi, doug. >> happy friday to you all. >> you too. >> don't mind me being used as the butt of a joke -- >> let's get on with you being used as a pawn on this show.
between commercials i switched over to kill-me and friends. and it was a guest host the guy called up and said i don't know why you republicans are making a big deal between the big gap in the unemployment of blacks. >> and it has always been that black folks are disproportionately heavily pleaed in the public sector. >> yes. >> this is what we have got to say back to them every time they throw this talking point out. >> good point. >> wow. penn state. ic. the report came out yesterday. loui freeh. >> our saddest fining is the
total disregard of the victims by the most senior leaderses at penn state. >> it is hard to look at pictures of him on tv. >> yeah, they should keep his statute on campus and once a day symbolically try to sweep it under the rug. >> we're in no way lessening our focus on our own failings we're also helping to build the greater awareness of the societal issue of child abuse. >> everybody needs to check out the front page of the "new york times," they have a devastating graphic -- >> you new yorkers are so new york centric -- >> what do you call it in l.a.? oh, you have the times over there. >> shut up. >> check out the graphic of different quotes from the emails showing how it was systemically covered up.
>> ecclesiastical mook i was thinking of you when i went to the vatican. it was this unbelievable wealth and opulence. but you are stuck the minute you walk away there are literally looks it a leapter colony. and the nuns that are trying to help them are the one the bishops are beating up on because they are not talking enough about beating up on people for using contraceptive. >> it is really disgusting. the best part is when bill maher goes toe the vatican and stands outside with this one priest who
is just disgusted -- >> you have look at it and go what does this have to do with god? >> yeah, and bygone era it made you think you were in god's castle. but in reality the catholic church -- i'll give them credit for being the lead force against poverty in the world, they do a lot of good -- >> but specifically it's the nuns -- >> exactly. exactly. >> and they would sell a painting and feed bangladesh for a year. >> in centuries past they used that wealth as security so they could continue to do good deeds around the country, but that mission has been completely bastardized by the leadership of the church. >> exactly. the church is a business. i went to the nyu catholic center where in the '80s gay
couples were warmly accepted and welcomed into the church. they play to the people they are preaching too because it's all about getting old ladies to open up their pocketbooks. it is a business model, and you realize they are more about the organization than about helping the poor. [ applause ] >> i just did this for -- go nuns! >> yeah, they are awesome. [♪ "world news tonight" theme ♪] >> why leaving tom cruise makes katie holmes the feminist hero. [ laughter ] >> okay. >> writer says a celebrity excuse holmes did for spouses and children from tina turner did for battered women. she fought bullying with bullying. it is not too much to call her a feminist hero. i bet this is going to get a lot of blowback. >> yeah.
>> i don't know if you can prove that. >> neither one are allowed to talk about it. >> she looks awfully happy doesn't she? >> yes she does. >> tom cruise's camp says it will sue the national inquirer. i have got to get a copy of that immediately. [ applause ] >> wow, do you think he get a retraction or actually sue? >> i don't know. >> house of horrors? >> yeah. >> many people do look radiant after a break up. [ buzzer ] >> you are going to get me into trouble. steven tyler leaving "american idol." he is going to walk this way, and not that way.
[♪ circus music ♪] >> he completely reignited the brand. he sold himself as this friendly nice tv guy. the band went on this public tirade against him for doing it and it created more buzz he used "american idol" to relaunch aerosmith. >> he said it's time for me to let go of my mistress "american idol" before she boils my rabbit. now it's time to bring rock back. >> as commercial rock goes it was really smart. >> and j-lo is getting ready to walk too. >> her contract is almost up. >> j-lo really misses being on the road lip syncing with fans. >> your fans were very patient with me. >> please.
[♪ "world news tonight" theme ♪] >> angelina jolie's racist dad sticks up for brad pits homophobic mom. good for her he said for expressing her homophobic views on fox news. [ laughter ] >> there is a match made in heaven. think about it their shared passion for writing ignorant letters can stoke the flames of their hollywood love fire. [ laughter ] [♪ "world news tonight" theme ♪] >> jim, we promised we were going to get to this yesterday, the mick jagger david bowie alleged affair -- >> is this the same affair we heard about 20 years ago. >> they are sexually obsessed with each other. >> it was the '70s.
>> everybody was sexually obsessed with everybody else. >> they were really sexually obsessed with each other, even though i was in bed with them many times, i just ended up watching them. >> who said that? >> the back up singer. the fling started to wind down when the ex-wife angie ♪ angie ♪ >> returned to find the two men asleep together in bed. she said we have to make some cha-cha-changes around here. [♪ circus music ♪] [ laughter ] [♪ "world news tonight" theme ♪] virtually anyone has a better sex life than me. but jane fonda is having the best sex of her life at 74 when
she had her knee replaced. >> that's too kinky even for me. >> when i still moved in with him i was still on crutches. at 74 i have never had such a fulfilling sex life. [ buzzer ] >> shut your pie hole. >> she was absolutely brilliant on the news room on hbo. >> she is good. >> she plays the head of the network -- >> i'm just be iter that she has a better sex life. and you know who else does that 600-pound woman. guess who else has a better sex life octomom. the single mother of 14 has a new boyfriend. they met at church frankly g.
>> they met at church. that's what i am doing wrong. she has recently embarked on a career in adult films. [ bell chimes ] [ applause ] >> as they say. >> she always has trademarked the term octo mom. ander this children have trademarked the name help us. >> yeah. >> we'll be back with the waning minutes of the "stephanie miller show." >> sweet lady gaga, that is good. >> announcer: it's the "stephanie miller show." ♪ >> this court has proven to be the knowing, delighted accomplice in the billionaires' purchase of our nation. >> and you think it doesn't affect you?
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>> announcer: stephanie miller. >> i'll having a fight with my head phone chord. nobody move. >> happy fridays with fugelsang. live in the new york bureau. get those tickets they are going fast. last week when i was on vacation. and john fugelsang was doing a better job filling in better than me. anderson cooper came out. i was out of the country, of course. [♪ "world news tonight" theme ♪] >> i thought this story was a tip-off. he was on board a flight and he said -- he was attempting to doze off, and he noticed that a man trying to take a picture of him, and he said bitch what are you doing? >> did he do the neck thing? >> i don't think he is capable of that. >> i have seen him at the rb
gym, and he works out in a very butch way. >> well. good for him. ♪ let's hear it for the boy ♪ >> john? >> yes. >> my pictures are up on facebook. >> that's right. >> i didn't know what sort of group i was with on this bike trip and a gal at lunch as usual said i have a great guy for you and i said i'm gay. [ crickets chirping ] >> and how did she respond? >> she is like, oh i have a great girl for you then. [ bell chimes ] [ applause ] >> that's how progress is made. >> that's fantastic, she is a rainbow busy body. >> rainbow mrs. kravitz. >> snoop dogg was musted in norway with american. wouldn't it be a story if he was busted in norway without
marijuana? >> yeah. >> check out the opening track on the new willie nelson album. snoop sings on it. >> are you serious. >> snoop doesn't rap, he sings. >> wow. wow. wow. susan sarandon is just like me -- [♪ "world news tonight" theme ♪] >> she does not google her. she does not know how to use a computer. sarah palin is cringing with embarrassment -- >> finally. >> no, no not for her. after sullying her brand with all of these reality shows, she is afraid it could destroy the palin brand. she worries how seriously she'll be perceived. [ laughter ] >> if her kin are always out there doing goofball things and turns up on reality shows,
because bristol's show already bammed. >> yeah. >> her husband was in the other one, stars and stripes -- in which stars go to military style boot camp. sarah wants the whole family to shut up and get back to alaska. >> us too. [ applause ] >> she has a house in arizona, but i think it's just a winter house -- >> she is wintering there? >> yeah. >> alabama must be next -- >> you mean where governor bone finger lives? ♪ bone finger ♪ >> here is rocky mountain mike one more time. ♪ ♪ bone finger ♪ ♪ mock things that they are so
pam in new hampshire. >> i'm just thinking romney can probably never show his tax returns, because when he quote left bain to run the olympics, you want to bet the tax returns will show the bain credit card being used for lunches and hotels -- >> oh, no i think that is the government money. >> on his tax returns i bet you he used some of his bain business to pay. >> right? >> and also 25 years from 1977 to 2002. >> there's only one way to clear up those charges and that is to -- [♪ magic wand ♪] . >> -- he's your returns. >> the only way bain money got spent was to make more money for bain. it is not for the olympics. >> it's a good thing he did.
>> yeah good things. >> it was after 9/11 we needed a good olympics. it's a really wonderful thing he did. >> you know what was the other good thing he did? health care in massachusetts. >> yeah. >> justin in orange county. >> i just wanted to say thanks to chris for doing the [ inaudible ] chat. those guys are awesome over there. >> yeah, that's you. >> and i wanted to thank john for doing such a great job last week. my wife and i we watch the show every day on current, and she had never seen john before. >> there is always that moment for a gal. >> yeah. >> just let the man talk please. >> she has a little twinkle in her eye, and i said listen, babe you can totally fantasize john when i'm nailing you, but i have to tape a picture of
stephanie miller to the back of your head to complete the circle. >> oh, wow! [ buzzer ] >> i didn't realize they got their freak on in orange county. >> wow! >> that's -- wow -- i'm thrilled to be part of your creepy imaginary -- >> me too. and how do you get the tape out of your hair. >> wow thank you for bringing the cuckle fetish to the "stephanie miller show." >> yes. >> and i have a handsome and romantic great big dog. >> all right. >> we'll see you monday on the "stephanie miller show." ♪ no good for mittens. where are we tomorrow.