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[♪ theme music ♪] >> stephanie: all right. i'm just looking at the wonders of we have hey, girl, check out our 13 favorite tweets from goslings. hey, girl let's cut [ inaudible ] and make out in the elevator. i wrote a piece about my bff jacki schechner. did you know she has won an emmy and an peebody. why didn't you give her the
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respect. >> you give me the respect that i'm entitled to! >> stephanie: that's right. she tried to good modest and say they were group awards. >> they are. cnn won awards for those coverages. >> congregation congregation -- congratulations. >> stephanie: there are lots of jacki fun facts. and here she is jacki schechner. >> good morning, everyone. it looks like mitt romney's etch-a-sketch strategy now applies to paul ryan too, as a romney campaign attacked the president's plan for $716 billion in savings in medicare by calling them cuts he faces the fact that that ryan would keep those cuts in place.
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so now he said he and ryan would restore that $716 billion of waste to medicare, which means among other things overpaying insurance campaigns. the ap explains how this would likely backfire financially, because president obama's plan extends the life of medicare and if you roll them back it makes the program more vulnerable sooner. romney and ryan however, advocate turning the program over to a voucher program. in chicago at least 13,000 young people lined up yesterday as the immigration initiative got
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underway. jan brewer signed an executive order trying to defy the plan. but they already have something similar. >>it's the place where democracy is supposed to be the great equalizer, where your vote is worth just as much as donald trump's. we must save the country. it starts with you.
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to conquer hard water stains. for lime, calcium and rust... lime-a-way is a must. [ ♪ theme music ♪ ] >> announcer: ladies and gentlemen, it's the "stephanie miller show"! ♪ i'm walking on sunshine woe ho ♪ ♪ i'm walking on sunshine woe ho ♪ ♪ it's time to feel, hey all right now ♪ ♪ it's time to feel good. >> stephanie: uh-huh. it is the "stephanie miller show" welcome it to. six minutes after the hour. 1-800-steph-1-2 the phone number toll free from anywhere. the website, check it out. carlos alazraqui is live in
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studio with us. and mudcat day which is always festive. i talked to him off air yesterday, even more hilarious than on air. >> he lets loose. >> stephanie: he is hi-lair-ous. >> the mind reels of what you talked about. >> stephanie: we're coming to columbus, sexy liberal. hey, girl you don't need that welfare check for groceries, i have got a six-pack right here. [♪ circus music ♪] >> stephanie: okay. speaking of ohio terry is coming to the big show on saturday, and he sends this picture. hey, steph i came across this little jewel. see you folks in and it's a picture of obama as hitler. >> neato.
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>> stephanie: and it says impeach him fast and furious because he is hitler. >> because hitler was so found of black people. >> stephanie: yes. and more bad news for mittens. two polls show no payoff on ryan pick. i betemit is disappointed in himself. paul ryan vp risk, big risk no pay off in polling. [♪ somber music ♪] >> stephanie: many openly dissenting on tv ahead on ending problems dealing with the many record on extremist motions of paul ryan. who apparently seems unable to explain his own plan even to fox news. [♪ somber music ♪] >> one of the things he would like to cut is road repair. >> stephanie: yes. [♪ "world news tonight" theme ♪] >> stephanie: we'll ask karl
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frisch about this. this is fairly stunning. obama leads romney 47 to 44%. last week obama had a 1-point lead. so paul ryan is helping, just not mitt romney. [ applause ] >> stephanie: ryan looking back at past campaigns found a gain of 4 points in after viking a running mate. nicely done mittens. let's talk to karl about it. >> stephanie: karl frisch ♪ so exciting to me ♪ ♪ frisch ♪ >> stephanie: good morning karl frisch. >> good morning. i have a hey girl for you. hey, girl you don't need that half inch chordless power drill,
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paul ryan is all the tool you'll need. [♪ circus music ♪] [ laughter ] >> stephanie: i'm not that kind of lesbian. >> yeah, power tools scare her. >> stephanie: yeah, now we're back in our normal positions karl frisch. he interviewed me the other day. >> she would not get out of the side car, it was really frightening. >> stephanie: it's because you are so delightful. i love your tweet paul ryan is the benjamin button of american politics. >> it's true and he is going to come up short at the end. >> stephanie: ryan's youthful vigor won't stop the gop death march. they have seen this come, the whole coalition that elected
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obama is only getting bigger. they are doing everything they can think to do about including stopping people from voting. if you think about it the groups that are growing fastest, hispanic americans and young people in general. hispanic americans are obviously turned off by the racist obsession, and young people are turned off by a number of things, but most notably the anti-gay host itty and they have not ratcheted any of that back. so paul ryan may be a gym rat and fitness nut who was almost a pro skier, and he may even listen to nirvana. >> yeah. in '96 i was at the convention
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with the republicans. they had a rally with bob dole and jack kemp. and there were signs that said kemp is the dude. >> oh, no. >> stephanie: right. right. but meanwhile if he had his rate, student loans would double, far fewer would be edgeable for pell grants. and how insulting for women to go oh, look he is so cute. and he would be so bad for women. >> it's like the only lesson that learns from sarah palin is we shouldn't have picked a woman to attract women, we should have picked a hot guy. >> stephanie: yeah sarah palin with a penis. >> washington, d.c. cute. >> blue eyes and a full head of
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hair, oh, he is the hottest piece of tail this side of the mason dickson >> stephanie: all right. let's dive into the right-wing world. [♪ circus music ♪] >> stephanie: this is all about how hot paul ryan he is. >> paul ryan does this workout every day. >> stephanie: oh my god. >> and subsequently -- number one he used to be a personal trainer, but he could be the most fit and ripped guy in presidential history. >> stephanie: wow. first of all, can i say fox and gay. >> yeah, steve doocy is quite gay for paul ryan. >> yeah, it's creepy. if you thought republicans had some weird neck row feel lee ak-like relationship to the
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reagan era this is what it is like when he is walking among them. >> stephanie: hannity. >> he worked personal training with that good body of his. >> that good body of his. >> yes, have you seen him extend his arms? >> no i haven't. nole did you notice? >> i think my wife has. >> really? all right. >> stephanie: oh my god, so they went the other way, they are towel slapping straight. no, but my wife has. >> right before you cut that off, sean hannity was quick to point out, i didn't notice that
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type of thing about a man, i only notice his race. >> stephanie: oh dpaer. monica crowley. >> i think i need a cold shower after seeing that cover with tim tebow. >> that appeals to you. >> yeah. as we're talk about tim tebow, paul ryan is nice eye candy also. i'm just saying that he should share my budget committee any way. >> i just think i'm going to barf! >> that's the d.c. equivalent of a common. you can chair my budget committee anyway. >> the upside is if he was chairing her budget committee, he would likely slash it to where she would go away. and tim tebow posing as a gee cuss, imagine if a liberal had
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done that. >> stephanie: yeah. i'm winded from the first three. what else can they do? >> all they can do is talk about his ass. >> he has got to be able to run away from people. >> stephanie: yes, so he doesn't have to answer questions about medicare and such. >> stephanie: oh, god do i need to hear dick morris go gay on him. >> ryan is i believe the single brightest person currently in american politics and i think he is one of the most articulate, the most capable and the idea of having a paul ryan up there on the stage, debating and speaking at the convention as he tours the country is absolutely wonderful. >> stephanie: it's wonderful. >> catch me on this one. >> nobody should ever say anything about catching when there's little piggies on the
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lose around dick morris. [ crashing ] >> it's a bad day when anybody listens to the political machinations of dick morris who hadn't gotten a pick right in a decade. >> yeah, he is wrong about everything ever. >> stephanie: wow, single brightest. oh, i am winded. let's take a moment. 17 minutes after the hour. kids go to meeting, it's how we run this ramshackle operation. just because you are away from the office doesn't mean you have to stop working. that's why i recommend go to meeting, i make chris do it all the time. >> i did it for a product we may be introducing. >> stephanie: yes. go to meeting allows you to collaborate with files and faces
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online. you need a webcam and then chris can see my disgust crystal clear. >> you. >> stephanie: once you go to meeting you are never going back. >> i heard. >> stephanie: i coined that phrase. click on the try it free button and use the promo code stephanie. back with more with karl frisch on "stephanie miller show." >> try to behave for goodness sakes. >> stephanie: all right. >> otherwise you are going to have all idiots listening to your program. >> stephanie: all right. >> announcer: it's the "stephanie miller show." ♪ >>"if you ever raise taxes on >>the rich, you're going to destroy our economy." not true!
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♪ >> announcer: stephanie miller. ♪ i want to do it do it ♪ ♪ whatever it is ♪ ♪ do it to satisfy ♪ >> stephanie: yeah. yeah. it is the "stephanie miller show." 22 minutes after the hour. coffee with carlos alazraqui. you were talking about the level
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of debate you have gotten in on facebook, because it has become 8th grade. >> i don't mind people arguing factually. like if they think obama's attempt to -- but you call him barry, or hussein, it starts the tone of the argument like you are a third grader. >> stephanie: you got call ad lib -- liberal turd? >> yeah. there is name calling on our show, but it's not divisive and mean. it's just -- i don't like it. >> stephanie: yeah you were saying who is the guy from mega death. >> yeah, he said in my country,
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we live with the president who staged the shootings in colorado, and the beautiful cheikh people i hang out with on a daily basis. >> so he bad-mouthed the president on foreign soil. >> stephanie: i hadn't heard of that. >> play your crappy music on foreign soil and keep it there. >> please. >> stephanie: wow. by the way -- [♪ "world news tonight" theme ♪] >> stephanie: police say a man accidentally shot himself in the buttocks during the showing of a movie. >> but he apologized. it goes to the argument that if these people would have been armed in colorado -- >> stephanie: yeah. the man had a permit to concealed firearm.
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i'm just saying. just saying. someone else just -- >> yeah, because. [♪ dramatic music ♪] >> oh son of a bitch! ♪ i justing [ censor bleep ]-ing shot myself ♪ ♪ i just [ censor bleep ]-ing shot myself ♪ . >> bringing fire arms i might agree with you that if it's getting so scary to go to the movies, it might be wise to be like air planes where we have federal movie marshals. >> yeah, and they have holsters. >> yeah. that i could go for over everybody being armed.
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>> i told you to turn your cell phone off. you shot my kid! sorry, i was age for the other guy! >> you got in the way of my bullets. >> i fire a weapon and a bullet comes out, if you are a criminal and you step in front of that bullet, you have provided the deadly in deadly force. i have merely provided the force. >> that's why "reno 911" was so brilliant. [ applause ] >> stephanie: paul ryan doesn't understand his own medicare budget. >> that ad says president obama has cut $716 billion and the cbo would say and has said it really is a reduction over 10 years in spending. the payment rates for most services -- permanent reductions
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in the payment rate. but the next thing it says in this ad money you paid for guaranteed healthcare. but that's not money anybody has paid yet, it is future spending which just goes up. isn't that patently untrue in that ad? >> no, that's not correct. there is only one person in this race who has proposed signed into law, and voted for an actual cut in medicare and it's a big one, $716 billion, and his name is barack obama. it's absolutely beyond factual dispute that he has cut $716 billion out of the money that was projected to be spent on medicare -- >> but sir it is not a cut in medicare -- let me just read from the cbo -- >> it's a cut -- >> it's a cut in the spending -- future spending, and
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it's cuts that actually goes to insurers -- >> i know exactly what it is. here is what it is. it's cuts to payments to medical providers, so over the next ten years they are going to get paid less than they would have otherwise been paid. >> right. and they agreed to it -- they agreed to to it, because they said by bringing more people into the system -- >> no matter how you say this it is caught to medicare -- >> or it's a savings. i say look viewers in the eye from where i am. i am saying the way the cbo puts it, the permanent reduction in annual updates for payment rates for most services. >> you know what that is in english? >> wow. >> was that pawlenty.
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>> yeah. [ applause ] >> wow. >> he basically said i'm going to ignore everything you just said. >> bully, bully. be mean. >> yeah. >> stephanie: and wasn't it [ inaudible ] who was waving the report? >> and isn't he the guy that used to take vacations on government money. >> yeah. >> the right is eddie albert in the longest yard when burt reynolds is going for the football. shoot him! shit him! he is just going for the football, calm down. >> stephanie: 29 minutes after the hour. right back on the "stephanie miller show." ♪ >>i jump out of my skin at people when i'm upset.
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do you share the sense of outrage that they're doing this, this corruption based on corruption based on corruption. >>i think that's an understatement, eliot. u>> i'm not prone tot. understatement, so explain to me why that is. i think the mob learned from wall st., not vice versa.
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♪ >> most guys don't have the balls to go after -- >> announcer: stephanie miller. . >> -- despite her reputation for being naughty. [ laughter ] >> stephanie: it is the "stephanie miller show." welcome it to. >> among other things. >> stephanie: uh-huh. what? what? >> what? >> stephanie: what i said in my beaver hat. this hour brought to you by go to meeting. my listeners can try it free for 30 days. carlos alazraqui is here. [♪ "world news tonight" theme ♪] >> stephanie: we have been talking about i -- i think the president has been doing a spectacular job framing the medicare issue. for instance how mitt romney would quickly bankrupt medicare. here are some facts.
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[♪ fun-facts music ♪] >> stephanie: romney has announced he would restore the cuts now. this is just waste but he is going to get rid of that. romney would be actually making the program worse. the savings slow the growth of medicare by eliminating overpayments and medicare advantage. reducing fraud and abuse. the law does not impact patient benefits as the president has said over and over again. but mitt romney would get rid of all of that. [ applause ] >> that's because it is not in english. >> stephanie: it's incredible. >> whatever it is i'm against it. >> it started out like that. chicago didn't get the olympics. yeah! he didn't put the olympics to chicago and america. we're glad you lost the olympics
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obama. >> stephanie: more and more places are not in america anymore. hawaii. no. chicago? no. >> yeah. >> stephanie: he would be reensuring benefits back into the system. nicely done. >> ryan and romney are both like the dies in the da vinci road that are self beating himself. >> stephanie: carlos is really bringing the analogies this morning. >> you get this guy that brings this shirt and said i built this myself. if you have a small business congratulations that means your business is thriving under the
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obama administration. and your shirt was made in china, probably. >> stephanie: all right. joe biden on the campaign trail. >> let me tell you what my political definition of out of touch is. a swiss bank account, untold millions in the cayman islands, and refusal to let anyone know what your tax return says. >> i love joe biden. >> he did sound like he had a couple of cocktails before that space. >> somebody on your facebook says biden is a mental pygmy. >> stephanie: really. if paul ryan can't explain his own budget -- how is he going to address foreign policy. >> he is like homer simpson don't say won ky!
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doe! >> stephanie: they are trying to distract anything. obama said the remarks should be seen in their regulatory context. >> i guess it would be wrong to play black santa. >> stephanie: yes carlos once did a bit called black santa. >> ho ho, hoty ho. >> i should be fired. >> we were all fired, but not because of that bit, though. >> stephanie: good morning you are on the "stephanie miller show." >> caller: good morning. i love your show and i have heard republicans lie for so many years and these people who seem to be walking away republicans, i mean from the ryan plan. if they get elected guess what because they lie so well they
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will go in and be supportive of it. so we must be very very very careful about what we believe to anything that they say. >> stephanie: yep. >> caller: so every time i talk to a republican i want to scream and holler, because they are not very smart. >> stephanie: well -- that's painted with a brood brush. i think the problem is i think that this party -- carlos you were saying that it's not that we all know and love republican people, but this party has moved so much out of their main stream -- >> they are appealing to their anger. >> stephanie: yeah. for instance, whenever they are presented with facts and figures, like john sanunu said -- >> hard numbers. >> stephanie: mitt romney sites
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deficit co-chair mitt romney is calling it garbage and setting a deficit hawk who has endorsed the study's conclusion. he agreed the plan would raise taxes on the middle class. romney said his budget promises would require asking 95% of americans to pay more taxes. he said they made garbage assumptions and reached garbage conclusions. he said a simpson bolls laid out a study, and the co-chair has said it is not economically possible to meet romney's goals without raising the taxes on the middle class. the guy he is citing is like no that's a bunch of -- >> yeah.
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>> stephanie: date neither have been able to cite the math. the magic ferry dust -- >> yeah it has lead to so much growth. >> stephanie: yeah. david axelrod put it in more colorful language. >> for the middle class it's like a choice between a pun in the nose and a knee to the groin. >> i love him. >> stephanie: p.j. you are on the "stephanie miller show." >> caller: hi by the way you are worth the wait. >> stephanie: thank you. >> caller: [ inaudible ]. [ laughter ] >> caller: do you think these corporations are laying off people in order to make obama
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look bad? >> stephanie: well, certainly a lot of people have put that forward that -- and what was this -- the thing we just did last week, chris about companies saying they are waiting -- >> right. >> stephanie: and it's hard to say. i don't know if that conspiratorial or not. >> i think they are maximizing their profits. >> stephanie: but their profits are higher than ever and they are not hiring. so you explain it. >> it sounds like when bp cleaned up the gulf. >> stephanie: i just saw that ad -- [♪ mysterious music ♪] >> it's still not cleaned up, but we have had a great show. i -- i don't think that it's a conspiracy or a plan to make obama look bad it's just -- corporations are
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designed to make maximum profit. >> stephanie: that's why the argument doesn't make any sense. the job creators need these tax cuts. they have had them for how many years. so why aren't they creating jobs. >> and if you have unions demanding a certain amount of dollars per hour and breaks can we compromise. is there somewhere where there's civility -- >> stephanie: but they have. the auto rescue is a perfect example. they agreed to a lot of concessions. >> which is great. >> stephanie: yeah. >> so that model based on the success of the auto bailout probably could work all over the country. you don't have to make these great giant parachutes and live in huge houses and live on the golf course. >> stephanie: right. to me that's a perfect example
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of how the private and public sector can work together. >> and romney being against amtrak, fine, then have a corporation pay for it. as long as we have public transportation, and somebody is answerable if something goes wrong. >> stephanie: it seemed like -- where did he just go -- >> mars. >> stephanie: yeah, that's the perfect example. >> the end of that is the robo cops. get out of your car. i'm private security. get out of your car, boom, boom boom, boom. >> stephanie: it's almost like if the healthcare was just for profit. that would be crazy. [ cuckoo clock chimes ] >> there are some industries that should not be for profit.
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>> stephanie: mischel in houston you are on the "stephanie miller show." >> caller: hi, stephanie. can i be the official blind person trying to find the word steph on the phone. >> oh know! >> follow the salmon smell. >> she only knows where the numbers are by feel. >> stephanie: oh. >> caller: i heard the worst thing on television yesterday. i'm flipping the channel -- i don't usually listen to chuck todd but he had the government on the television. and he said what do you have to say about the farmers and the drought? and he said we need to just not panic and take it easy. we can get through anything. and he said what do you feel about the republicans in the house who refused to sign the farm bill? he said that wasn't their fault.
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that's what obama wants to give vouchers out forwelfare. and chuck said that's not true. he said yes, it is i worked on welfare form and it's about him giving out vouchers so people don't have to work. he said that's not true and what does that have to do with the farm bill? and he said it's because of barack obama. now how can you sit there with a governor like that telling the people, the farmers, telling us in america it is going to effect everybody don't worry about the drought, we'll get through this and support the republicans in the house who refuse to sign a farm bill. >> stephanie: yeah. >> caller: that will not only help you with the drought, but had a bill to house people. >> stephanie: it seems fairly remedial. [♪ "jeopardy" theme music ♪] >> stephanie: what might help with the farms?
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i know the farm bill. >> i enjoy make people come to my point of view. just label the president a cancer from day one, and say he is the problem. killing a deer and wearing an orange hunting suit that is what patriotism is. >> stephanie: all right. 47 minutes after the hour. right bag on the "stephanie miller show." >> announcer: kid tested john connier's approved. it's the "stephanie miller show." ♪ delighted accomplice in the billionaires' >> and you think it doesn't affect you? think again.
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>>i jump out of my skin at people when i'm upset. they're doing this this corruption based on corruption based on corruption. >>that's an understatement, eliot. [ ♪ music ♪ ]
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>> announcer: stephanie miller. ♪ everybody dance now ♪ ♪ da, da, da, da ♪ >> stephanie: it is the -- >> oh, my god. >> stephanie: oh, dear. 1-800-steph-1-2 the phone number toll free from anywhere. we were just saying there are no accidental gay parents. >> right. unless there is a loaded turkey baster or something -- >> stephanie: unless it was a particularly sloppy thanks give. >> chick-fil-a should celebrate zero abortions for gays day. >> my head is exploding.
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>> stephanie: tom in st. louis, hey, tom? >> caller: hey stephanie, i'm getting a lot of sleazy trick wording to try to fool the elderly. in other word they word things in a way -- like the $715 billion for -- taken out of medicare for obamacare. yeah, to close the doughnut hole, but they are using it in another way. >> stephanie: paul ryan is doing the same thing just using it to give tax cuts to the rich. >> they are complaining about the guy from missouri who's wife died, but it's okay to show the empty wheelchair! that person died because of barack obama. that person is buried underground or cremated. [♪ mysterious music ♪]
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>> that's not mean. [♪ "world news tonight" theme ♪] >> stephanie: paul ryan republican of the munsters. [ laughter ] >> stephanie: budget guru widing the word guru is routine, any idiot who looks like he shaves in the dark can be a guru. it can't even maintain the facade on its own terms. he breaks down the budget, unless you are a millionaire, everything else about the budget is going to [ censor bleep ] you. >> well broken down. >> the argument is like freaking scrooge never got visited by three ghosts. no, you can't have that christmas turkey. stupid people.
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here is a shilling for christmas. [ laughter ] [ applause ] >> stephanie: see another -- >> i build this business myself. i didn't have the help of roads or people. >> humbug! >> stephanie: he is like scrooge mixed with mr. potter mixed with mr. burns. >> yes. >> stephanie: paul ryan has total uncertain with the pain and poverty of millions of people while shouting meaningless numbers. in washington that makes you a guru. [ laughter ] >> stephanie: and then say talk about how his whole family's fortune is based on infrastructure and government money. although some money comes from oil investments. perhaps that's why he seconds grandma out to get [ censor
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bleep ] jobs for cuemadin. >> oh, wow. [ applause ] >> stephanie: denise you are on the "stephanie miller show." >> caller: hi, steph. i almost missed you. talking to my husband on the other line. >> stephanie: oh, okay. [ laughter ] >> caller: stephanie i am so sick of the cry babies that -- >> caller: just a little kid -- they about like a lot of little kids like the bully, and the small kids finally ball up their fists and sock them back and then they are crying to their mom. that will be the next thing. they are going to put on a lot of commercials with their mother in it saying my johnny would never mess up -- >> stephanie: my pauly would never do that.
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>> leave us alone. here is romney. >> romney: if you look at the ad and divisiveness based upon income, age, ethnicity and so forth it is just a lot of anger -- >> he is the guy with the wrong-sized slippers and bathrobe. where is the relaxation room? >> you are absolutely right. >> stephanie: mittens. >> romney: his campaign strategy is to smash america apart. and then try to cobble together 51% of the pieces. >> stephanie: wow, he is even a worse color than black, he is going to turn green like the hulk! >> he is evil!
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>> stephanie: he is filled with rage! >> he used a health plan that was similar to mine -- oops. there it is -- >> stephanie: he said just -- he said what about the president the guy from mega death? >> he said my president staged the shootings in colorado and the sikh temple. now let me jam on my guitar. >> and he did it on foreign soil. >> stephanie: yeah. 58 minutes after the hour. right back on the "stephanie miller show." ♪ i'm going to be on with the governor tomorrow night. she is awesome. we'll be right back on the "stephanie miller show."
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[♪ theme music ♪] >> stephanie: hello current tv land. mudcat saunders coming up in just a minute. jacki have the boner advised his republican caucus, the best defense on medicare is good offense, and paul ryan gives us the ability to play offense. >> it is offensive. >> stephanie: it is. it is the most offensive medicare program ever isn't it? >> yeah, i guess ryan said he wants to take on this fight. and then he just proceeds to lie. >> stephanie: yes, he said we're going to win this debate.
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i do not think so no. since you're making movie analogies it's like busch cassidy and the sun dance kid right before the final scene! we're going to win this! what the hell? slam. oh, it's so sad. if only they have health care geek jacki schechner working for them, but they don't. here she is jacki. >> republicans may think that paul ryan being with the first candidate from generation x will help win voters but young democrats of america are planning to use ryan's age against him. they are going to use it to show how out of touch with young people that he is. the obama campaign points out the specifics that the
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romney/ryan budget would cut college aid, repeal health care reform, tase taxes on the middle class. the one area where ryan does have support from younger voters is in the area of government transparency. the younger generation obviously have been raised in an era of 24/7 access. but that is not likely to be enough to win over the younger generation, because ryan is so bad on issues. the v.p. candidate failed to disclose one of his and his wife's largest assets. it is a trust she inherited worth $1.5 million, it generated somewhere between $15,000 of income. it is a little suspicious
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because he came clean during the vp vetting process. we'll be right back. ♪ destroy our economy." not true!
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[ ♪ theme music ♪ ] >> announcer: ladies and gentlemen, it's the "stephanie miller show"! ♪ i'm walking on sunshine woe ho ♪ ♪ i'm walking on sunshine woe ho ♪ ♪ it's time to feel good hey all right now ♪ ♪ it's time to feel good ♪ >> stephanie: uh-huh. it is the "stephanie miller show." welcome to it. coffee with carlos alazraqui. spectacular! off the hook as they are saying in the chat room. >> thank you. i was just dreaming how romney would do in parliament in britain! stop being so mean! you bloody idiot. >> that's so rude. >> how did you like the olympics
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romney? >> stephanie: you can see carlos live? >> this friday and saturday 8:30 and 10:30 friday and saturday night. also please go to and check out the live event. it's a rocco's modern life -- of course you were the voice of rocco. >> stephanie: that's right. and also check out the mondo media. [ applause ] >> stephanie: you are adorable. >> thank you. >> stephanie: mark in columbus. i want to let you know we have the box wane ready. go to, there might be a couple of tickets left. looking forward to a
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boner-bashing good time. [ applause ] >> okay. then. >> stephanie: john boner. >> hey, name calling. [ laughter ] >> stephanie: it is one of our favorite times of the week. ♪ mudcat ♪ >> mudcat! ♪ >> stephanie: mudcat saunders joins us now. ♪ mud cat ♪ >> stephanie: good morning, mudcat. >> you had me in living colors. >> stephanie: i was talking about our conversation yesterday on though phone and if i could fall in love with you more when you told me about the ferel cat you fell in love with it.
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>> oh, thank you. i have a real heavy heart over that kitty, he has gone to kitty heaven. >> oh. >> stephanie: i love the headline ryan meets with vegas casino mogul, as hundreds protest. >> well, they should. he won't answer any questions. the only questions he has answered -- you know to our knowledge since the choice was to bob schaffer when he and romney went on together. >> stephanie: yeah it really is pretty stunning he is at the iowa state fair and someone asks him about the farm bill. and he said i'm here to enjoy the fair. >> there's a lot of questions he
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is going to have to answer in iowa -- of course iowa is the state of family farming. in 1978 there were 60,000 family-owned hog operations in iowa, and today there are less than 7,000. their huge corporations have taken over and the family farmer is gone. >> stephanie: yeah it really was a stark contrast, here are these hundreds of protesters and he is in there with sheldon adelson who is under investigation for money laundering right now. correct? >> yeah and our boy eric cantor is right in the middle of that. we haven't said a lot about it in the campaign out here yet, because paul ryan is still a moving target but when he gets
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still we'll start rat ta at thing on cantor's boppsy twins. >> stephanie: yeah. this is pretty bad. >> well, i still -- i had a hunch that he was going to do it, and i absolutely don't know why i had that hunch, but at the aim time i was surprised that they picked him, but this guy has got warts all over him. and at some point in time like i said he is going to have to show them. >> stephanie: you must be -- obviously you have read the "politico" piece. there is white knuckle panic about the down ticket and that's where you come in. people like wayne powell running against eric cantor. >> they are going to have to talk about things they didn't want to talk about.
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first thing paul ryan has got to do is to explain the ryan budget. there were $700 billion in cuts in that budget. and they haven't identified any of those $70 billion. the one i think they will have a tough time running from is the mortgage interest deduction, which is really the only tax deduction that the middle class has, and bookings says they didn't get to $700 billion without taking that deduction away to pay for $210 billion of the $700 billion. >> stephanie: yeah when you have reagan's budget director saying your budget is crap basically, and you have every independent analysis saying the same thing the president is saying, saying they are going to raise taxes on 75% of you. >> they have been trying to do that since 1980 with the same strategy, and that's cultural
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wedges. as these cultural wedges are beginning to run their coarse. but they still bring them out there, and what they are trying to do is to divide people. they need to come -- the republicans are going to go anywhere in the future, they need to come up with some new arguments and not these -- same-old stale arguments. >> stephanie: i was reading this "politico" piece. mitt romney expected to lose the latino nomination by larger numbers than in the last decade. obama is leading my 48 points over mitt romney. and obviously paul ryan of no help in that. >> of course not. and the latino numbers tell you a lot, but i think numbers that are being overlooked is the
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gender gap. like for instance in our area it was about 50/50 pro choice pro life, and you are well familiar with everything that hand over year last session with the transvaginal ultrasound and now the numbers are 68% pro-choice. and this is really going to help us in the south, because we have got a little libertarian slant to us down here in the south, and people are looking at these attacks on women's individual rights, as an attack on individual rights, which it is. >> stephanie: yeah that's the thing -- i think at first blush we have this same sort of -- i have heard the same kind of insult among women when they chose sarah palin there's this theme about he is so hot, and then you look at his record and it's awful on women, paul ryan correct? >> he has a zero grade from the [ inaudible ] and 100% from the
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national right to life association, i would say those grades tell the tail. >> stephanie: yeah, just read a piece that if paul ryan -- everything he voted for were law mitt romney's sons wouldn't have their kids because he is against inveto fertilization. >> yes. it has been run up a flag pole in two different states, minnesota, where it got killed and then in mississippi last year, where it got killed. >> stephanie: yeah, it would outlaw some forms of contraception along with invitro, and it's crazy radical right-wing. >> well, in 1950 they called it rock and roll. [ laughter ] >> stephanie: and -- and that's what they are doing. this argument was decided -- literally decided -- what 50 years ago? and they are still arguing about it? it doesn't make sense. it's like i'm saying they have stale arguments, and at some
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time you keep rolling it out enough, it can be the greatest idea in the world, but at some point in time it's going to get stale. >> stephanie: yep. i read a piece about a far right independent bid for president could tip virginia into virtual good. >> it's gude. you have to hear him talk like that. he has been all over the place. he used to be a democrat and then he screwed up and became a republican, and now he is screwing the republicans, but i'll tell you the kind of guy he is, and the stock he comes from. his daddy was a congressman down in the fifth district that's a very country area and in 1968 one of the democratic members of the house of delicates caught
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his daddy, who was a congressman open up his trunk and hand somebody a [ inaudible ]. and he said what the hell are you doing? and he said i serve the people. he said i just give them what they want. >> wow. >> and that's the type of guy this guy is, but i believe that he could be who takes romney out in washington and if you look at -- go to 270 to win and i'm not just saying this because this is my state, but if romney doesn't win virginia he's got problems, and right now the latest poll show virgil gude getting 9% of though vote. >> wow. >> stephanie: wow. >> and independents [ inaudible ] because people -- you know they'll say they are going to vote somebody and when they get into the booth, they'll say i'm not going to waste my vote but if he gets 4 to 5% it is a statistical
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impossibility for romney to win. >> stephanie: wow, awesome. wayne powell your fabulous candidate is speaking at the we are women rally in saturday in d.c.? >> got a big crowd up there, and hope anybody in the area will show up, and at that point in time, he is going to show what a contrast he is to eric cantor, and he is going to get after it up there. >> stephanie: yep, absolutely. mudcat always a pleasure, and sorry again about the mud kitty. >> well i got to catch another feral cat, i guess. that one about ate me alive when i caught him but at the end he was sleeping with me. >> stephanie: oh. all right. love you mudcat. >> thanks mudcat.
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[ applause ] >> stephanie: he calls it his mud kitty. [♪ somber music ♪] >> well it got nine lives, and as eight left. he's coming back as reincarnation. >> stephanie: yay for virgil gude. okay. 19 minutes after the hour. another unsolicited testimonial. steph. from vancouver -- >> vancouver? >> stephanie: ye. monday the hard drive on my computer took a crash into the pool even michael phelps couldn't have seen coming. because i have carbonite, i was able to restore everything. pictures of my gorgeous grand
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babies back. blah, blah, blah. and for a while we were in one of our favorite restaurants down the street we were talking to our server about carbonite, and she tried it yesterday and on the advise of a very wise grandmother, she typed stephanie the box and is now trying it free. [ applause ] >> stephanie: do it now. unlimited back up. i have carbonite to keep all of my files safe you should do. type in the offer code stephanie no credit card required. 20 minutes after the hour. back with more coffee with carlos on the "stephanie miller show." >> a place where dreams come true. >> announcer: it's the "stephanie miller show." ♪
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♪ fly -- >> announcer: stephfy -- ♪ fly -- >> announcer: stephfy -- ♪ fly -- >> announcer: stephfy -- ♪ up, up to the sky ♪ >> stephanie: it is the "stephanie miller show." 25 minutes after the hour. 1-800-steph-1-2 the phone number toll free from anywhere. >> someone of your facebook page says so that's how carlos's name is spelled. it always sounds like you are
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saying carlos gets rocky. >> stephanie: we were talk about your cat -- >> yes, she clicks before she meow. >> stephanie: there might be good news coming out of ohio. they are trying to restore their early voting. >> stephanie: speaking of big boners in ohio. [♪ "world news tonight" theme ♪] >> stephanie: boner helped play offense on medicare. as jacki schechner was saying it is offensive. he said on a call -- in a conference call, the best defense on medicare is a good offense, and paul ryan gives us the ability to playoffense. >> it's wonkey.
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the problem with the romney ticket is it's bottom heavy. the guy they selected -- >> stephanie: is a power bottom. >> yes. >> stephanie: it looks like the top of a gay wedding cake. >> which one is the power bottom? >> stephanie: i did expect cher to come out -- ♪ if i could turn back legislation ♪ >> stephanie: here is another interesting piece. romney, ryan light on foreign policy credentials. >> yeah, but they won't leak intel, according to navy sales who said obama didn't kill bin laden, george bush did. i don't know where he is. i don't care. >> stephanie: oh that was
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creepy double stereo george w. [♪ "world news tonight" theme ♪] >> stephanie: a series of pressing foreign policy concerns including the war in afghanistan, civil war in syria, and prospects in iran could still shake up the campaign. >> whatever! >> stephanie: really? even a lot of the republican operatives interviewed in "politico," said, yeah -- no. looks like a paper boy. okay. >> i don't know what to do? >> i have to go read some ayn rand. i'll be right back. >> stephanie: the last time the republican ticket was this thin on foreign policy was 1964.
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[♪ somber music ♪] >> stephanie: and i made this point on cnn. my dad served in world war ii. was as prosecutor at nuremburg. >> he goes to packer games. >> stephanie: she has cheese in his veins. but some more interesting stuff. 29 minutes after the hour. we continue with more carlos alazraqui on the "stephanie miller show." ♪ >> just saying. >> in a bar. >> stephanie: straight parents. >> it wasn't quite a baby. >> stephanie: she was eight.
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. >> you know -- >> announcer: stephanie miller. >> i would rather hear a dry fart from a wet dove an hear another one of your stories. [ laughter ] >> stephanie: i mentioned this earlier. [♪ "world news tonight" theme ♪] >> stephanie: ryan sponsored abortion bill that would make romney's kids illegal. criminalizing invitro fertilization. tagg's son was produced with
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ivf. [♪ somber music ♪] >> they are messing with god's plan. >> stephanie: wow. there might not be -- there would be a tag but not a flurn and a flron -- >> are they named after the planets they believe in? [♪ "world news tonight" theme ♪] >> stephanie: this article they are also bad on foreign policies. when he had that triumphant foreign trip -- >> apologizing to the muslims. >> apologizing for america. >> stephanie: romney has this disastrous foreign trip and ryan has absolutely no foreign experience. he said i think romney decided instead of fighting it just
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concede it. a fox poll 51% trust obama compared to 28% that believe in romney. ryan voted for the iraq war, and has opposed obama's time line but has not said how he would end the war. once again -- >> yes, they are wonkey. >> yeah. [♪ "world news tonight" theme ♪] >> stephanie: at least he is winning with latinos! no, he's not. >> somebody give me the world's most interesting man spot. >> there is no color in that ticket. >> i don't always drink an
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alcoholic beverage but when i do i prefer it dosicus -- >> stephanie: people are literally saying this could put the gop in a disadvantage for decades. ryan voted against the dream act. romney's lead in hispanic voters hovers around the 40% mark. one poll found obama leading by 70%. [♪ somber music ♪] >> stephanie: oh, dear. >> maybe he can have joe the plumber speak at his next engagement. i'll just shoot them. >> that will help with the latino vote. >> stephanie: by a 51 point margin -- oh and here is a footnote. [ inaudible ] cuban americans. that's difficult to do.
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ryan has expressed skepticism against the cuban embargo. >> they are doing everything they can to lose florida. >> want to vote. get out of here lady! >> stephanie: hello, bob. >> hello. how are you? >> stephanie: good. go ahead. >> caller: i just want you to keep fighting the good fight here in indiana, which is a republican state as you know. >> stephanie: yes. >> caller: you mentioned dick luger, and they were able to defeat him. >> stephanie: he got tea bagged
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yeah. >> caller: absolutely. but my real issue is with romney, gordon gecko. he is obviously hiding something, and even if he did pay what was legally required it is ethical, moral is it right? >> stephanie: yes, clearly not. ann romney seemed a little icy in this interview. >> yes. >> we have been very transparent to what is legally required of us, but the more we release, the more we get attacked, the more we get questioned and pushed so we have done what is legally required, and there will be no more tax releases given. >> stephanie: can i just say i have seen republican women at country clubs look at the help exactly that way. it was just like we're done here. >> you get an hour lunch break,
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and that's it. okay. and clean the blinds, and don't use that bathroom. >> no, use the back bathroom. >> stephanie: chris in davenport, iowa, welcome. >> caller: hi, guys, we had the president and the first lady here yesterday it was great. i am calling about the picture carlos mentioned about holding the shirt saying i built my business myself. i'm here to tell you that guy that is in that picture does not own the business. >> caller: i was so thrilled they were using my building and then that dork. [ laughter ] >> stephanie: andy in houston, welcome. >> caller: hey, i want too be the official texas jewish mother of the "stephanie miller show." [ bell chimes ]
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>> yay! >> stephanie: go ahead. >> caller: several weeks ago i sent you a love letter which you called the strangest love letter you had ever gotten because i said you almost made a vaginal mess fail. so here is what it is. when a lady becomes a certain the muscular air in the hoo ha isn't strong and she looks like her nine-month-old baby pissing on the floor in the grocery store. >> stephanie: it's scaffolding.
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>> pardon our dust -- >> stephanie: that's a straight girl thing. we were talking about how helen girly brown died, i think what made me gay was how to exercise your sexual mussels to control your your man. i just thought that was too way much pressure. >> kagels. >> you could have palmed a ping-pong ball. i'm just saying -- >> it's pleasing your partner. >> stephanie: sure. >> there's no power involved. >> stephanie: my self-esteem is bad enough.
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>> you have a weak vagina. do you have weak vagina syndrome? wvs -- >> stephanie: mesh. it's like -- >> just go to home depot and cram some screen up in there. >> get a bathtub. what happened to my colader? >> stephanie: everything is fine down there. >> it is a rocky place -- >> let me take my teeth out. [ laughter ] >> that's your hoo ha. >> stephanie: colin in los
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angeles >> caller: good morning i just discovered your show a few weeks ago. >> stephanie: oh, dear. >> i was wondering if we didn't have a universal health care policy, how would they have done the paperwork. the burden of corporations is to provide health care, if that were relieved by them by a public option they would be able to hire more people and be more competitive. >> stephanie: yeah. i'm sure most countries, shake their heads when they listen to this health care debate. >> yeah. >> stephanie: the right wing still losing their [ censor bleep ] over joe biden saying -- he just quoted them about unchang wall street. meanwhile --
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[♪ "world news tonight" theme ♪] >> stephanie: jenny tartanian, he accused his democrat opponent, who is black, of pretending to be black, and taking the african american community for granted. he told the las vegas review saying he is touting his african american heritage by touting the basketball program. his father -- >> jerry. >> stephanie: right. my dad's worked in that community for a long time -- >> no, he didn't. >> stephanie: oh man. i should shoot a free throw for freedom. >> wow. >> stephanie: he said and my mother has. my basketball academy has lots of players and families from the
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district that have used our academy. >> if people in the audience where biden made that comment are not coming out and saying how angry they are don't you leave it up to the people who were there -- >> stephanie: right. >> it's gingg up false anger. >> stephanie: and always the most fun thing. he said they didn't say what the racist comment was. i'm trying to figure out what it was. >> the fact that he used a racist stereo type. should we not work within the black community. -- >> oh, god. >> stephanie: i love they don't
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even get -- what did i say. >> if any basketball players were offended -- >> just go dribble it off in a gym, you'll be fine. jump around. you are good at that. [ laughter ] >> stephanie: 45 minutes after the hour. >> jump it off. >> stephanie: back with coffee with carlos on the "stephanie miller show." >> who is responsible for these outrages? >> announcer: it's the "stephanie miller show." ♪ those are facts. >>"if you ever raise taxes on the rich, you're going to destroy our economy." not true!
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of sununu, you're wrong. mitt romney, you're wrong. we need more teachers, not fewer teachers and more cops and more firefighters that support our
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[ give me the food bitch ] >> stephanie: actress zita jones has apologized for saying john travolta is gay. >> come on come on wherever you are. >> stephanie: she took to twitter to apologize. [♪ somber music ♪] >> i apologize if anyone was offended. >> stephanie: okay. as you know i have been team jen -- i don't let go of anything. brad pitt congratulated jennifer aniston on his engagement. brad gave jen a quick call to say how pleased he was that she was getting married.
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brad is planning to marry angelina angelina, who he started dating shortly after he and jen split. [♪ "world news tonight" theme ♪] >> stephanie: arnold schwarzenegger says it's hard to stay in shape at his age. >> yeah. >> stephanie: he has fallen. >> i hate you gravity. >> i should go back to mars where there's less gravity. >> stephanie: there is no a
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tumor, it's a man boob. >> i'm dragging foul lines in the sand with my nipples now. [♪ "world news tonight" theme ♪] >> stephanie: okay. we have been talking about voter suppression. voter id a person convicted of a voter fraud faces $10,000 and time in jail. why would anyone do such a thing? they don't. the stated rationale behind the republican campaign is utterly baseless. republican legislatures are increasingly imposing strict id requirements for voters to determine in-person voter fraud. that particular form of voter fraud is virtually nonexistent. >> let's introduce legislation
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90 days before the polls open. >> stephanie: yes. and the former wall street voter columnist admitted that some republicans focus on voter id laws because the gop has perceived an electoral advantage when it comes to voting by mail. they admitted. we're cheating. >> we're stealing. so what are you going to do about it? >> stephanie: yeah. gary in texas you are on the "stephanie miller show." go ahead. >> caller: my heart does bleed for you because you are going on the sean hannity show. but >> stephanie: even my mom who loves sean hannity. she is like, oh dear do you think that's a good idea? >> caller: just take a can of hair gel and put it on the
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table. >> yeah, and you are better than most of the democrats they ever have on that show. so you are going to do a good job. >> stephanie: oh, no i will never be invited back. my mom has officially given up on me marrying sean hannity now. >> you could mary ann coulter. >> stephanie: oh, please i wouldn't [ censor bleep ] her with [ censor bleep ]. what? let's go to buddy. >> caller: hey, steph i think romney's campaign is like performing art. >> yeah. >> caller: it's so over the top and bad. but one other thing i can't wait to see you guys on the sexy liberal show and everything. and i wrote a little song for jacki.
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>> stephanie: oh, no. we're almost out of time but -- >> caller: hold on. >> stephanie: okay. 20 seconds. >> please come to columbus with a sexy liberal tour you can hitch with ride with the sexy liberal show. >> that was it? [ applause ] >> stephanie: okay. there goes that spot for sexy liberal. carlos alazraqui, check him out on facebook and twitter. >> stephanie: that's it for us we'll see you tomorrow on the "stephanie miller show." ♪ >> he evolved the wrong way. mitt romney signed into law.
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