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>> the president of the united states is dead. now with footage revealing new evidence and witnesses we look back at 550 years inside the jfk assassination saturday at 9:00. >> caution. i am wi it's 5:00 in new york city. who is counting, america? so the only thing observe care has successfully produced are jokes about obamacare. >> hey, do you have that obamacare? >> obamacare, what's that? >> oh, it's great. it's great. i started signing up last thursday and i am almost done. ♪ obamacare by morning why is it taking so long ♪
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♪ i'm gonna wind up with hemorrhoids if i sit here till dawn ♪ ♪ well cataracts and dementia is getting on my last nerve ♪ ♪ obamacare by morning over six people served ♪ >> maybe i am a hypocrite to cheer this on because i jab on every oscar emmy. this is different. it is rare. this mocker reis not in the norm. don't blame me if i enjoy it especially over the last six years comedians have suffered from obama jokes unable to poop a single one. now it is coming oh you tell. communie even with a web site h
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can't get it up. obama has gone from cloud nine to punch line which is encouraging if it ends there. all of those senators that met with the president in a panic painted by the obama be care tured brush they need your help, out the door, who cares if they are panicking it's too late. they have voted for obamacare is like the titanic voting for the iceburg. they may be bailing on obamacare but it is bailing on them. if that's not part of the plan despite all of these whity gags talking about obamacare truly the joke is on all of us. >> that's not a hangover monologue, i don't know. >> you think president obama is crushed that he has lost the stars? >> couldn't get the web site up. >> they cut away, the song is
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funny it was about two minutes long we showed 35 seconds. it was hilarious they cut to the audience, the real true republican conservatives the heart and soul of the country laughing and all of the seat fillers who aren't even supposed to be there just there because they want to be there on tv they are all nervous they are looking around should i laugh? >> they don't want to laugh because they don't want to cast an irs line. >> you did see the stars laughing. >> do you find it funny? you were shaking your head. >> i thought i heard beat every time you said a word. this is my first time on the show. do they bleep you out when you do these? >> no, that was your conscience speaking. i think you were in time even when you are on the left and i
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think the right has to have a sense of humor. we have to have a sense of humor. >> the thing about humor is the right will find something funny if they agree with it the left will find it funny, if they are funny they don't agree with it it's not funny. >> i am still a little hung up on the fact that i think muir 7-year-old heard your monologue. kindergarten first grade references. professor poop pee pants over there. i thought it was refreshing to see something like that. great song beautiful voice. it was badly out of tune. i thought it was great. i know a lot of people enjoyed it. vr to have a sense of humor. >> the fact that the obamacare fiasco, it's leno it's the daily show, bill maher. it's no longer inside the
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beltway issue. it could be a permanent thing for obama. >> i think things have gotten so out of control how can you not laugh at it. i think it's really gutsy. these people have to go back to the hollywood friends and they have to deal with them. they are going to take a lot of heat when they go back to liberal hollywood. yes it is seeping out and it will continue to seep out. >> i want to talk about the democratic senators that are freaking out over obamacare. this is charles krauthammer. >> if there is an up rising in the country it will be the up rising with democrats who have to run this year. there will be an up rising if this continues. i think obama who is not running again is going to stay with this. this is the first entry in the
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line of his obituary in history. >> what if it keeps getting worse? >> what do you think? >> i think the democrats have to. we saw yesterday when there were races they were worried about the president has to do something for us. i don't think he will. we have to continue to highlight the lies. they lied about the premiums they lied about keeping your insurance, they lied about the web site. the whole thing is becoming one big lie. there is no way out of this. bob would disagree with this. 24 teams every single republican should point out they lied to us it will cost more they promised a load of stuff none of it is true and you will see if you are lucky some of the 11 or owe
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senators lose their seats and they should. deservedly. >> how many democrats ran ads against obamacare i am going to vote for repeal i don't like obamacare. democrats in red states who knew their constituents didn't vowan observe care. it's the same cycle again we are seeing. >> could it be the democrats are they going to run screaming from it? >> my friend eric said lie. i krit sides when they say lie. we can talk about mistake and not say lie. i will differ with that word. >> before you move on there i didn't use the word lie until yesterday. we had the tape of president obama after 29 times saying you could keep your doctor and
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insurer period if and he went through a litany of things that happened. it was monday night. monday night was a lie. >> i wouldn't use the word lie. he's trying to extra kate himself from an over simplified statement he made. >> extra kate. >> the manager side of me would say when you mess up you mess-- he is up then you fix it. >> we missed up in promising people they wouldn't lose the plan. we should have said we may have to change your plan if you have an inadequate plan. the american people would have voted maybe against the concept of paying more for more coverage. we messed up on that but what we have to do is fix it.
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>> the problem is -- this is denial. >> we have to if he is up what we missed up. >> it's not working the idea of people losing their coverage and certainly higher costs were not well explained. it's bad communication messup. >> what do you think? what should the gop do? >> it listed the web site. then what's next? they have six months, seven months to fix it. >> that won't address the inhair p rent flaw -- inherent flaws that you don't have to change providers or change insurance. whether it's a lie, if you want to say it like that to make you feel better the bottom lineñi i they weren't honest with the american people and now the fact, the evidence, the cases,
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the real live stories of the impact it will have on americans through out the country they are all coming out now. there will should be a reckoning at the polls because people supported this and they did it on partisan grounds should be p punish punished. >> nickels? the government will be shut down again by the whacko tea parties. >> oh here we go. >> if i ever -- >> thank you, bob. >> if i ever get raised for murder i p want you to defend me and say i am not guilty of removing oxygen from an individual. >> i would never defend you. >> they haare broadcasting this over and over again. >> if you have health insurance you like your plan you can keep your doctor, you can keep your plan.
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>> on monday president obama made remarks atem about how americans can keep their health coverage. is tdid the mainstream media ba an eye? diane sawyer and abc world news, no. the "today show"? nope. good morning america? not a word. we brought you a story yesterday about democratic anger about the president of the unsuccessful rollout of obamacare. see if that one was recorded by the so-called big boy. bear with me.
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brian williams and nbc nightly. diane sawyer and nbc news? today show. "good morning america." i didn't think so. cbs provided some coverage of these two stories. any one surprised? no hands up at the table. can you get that elbow. >> bad right wing conspiracy i would not be surprised. this is an example of media not paying attention. >> they are not paying attention. one of the biggest stories in the last two years and they are not paying attention. obamacare roll out is an utter disaster. they have the big lies and the media mainstream media is not paying attention.
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there is no conspiracy reporting. that's not good for the president. >> that's why it is important to watch fox so you can become equipped with the truth to understand what is going on. we literally went through the score cards explain to you in factual details. that's how you know so much. if you think all of these people who are journalists for a long time last time i was in the clinton what house and tough on bill clinton. >> you think they are tough with president obama and obamacare? >> they have done a lot of coverage on the web site crashes. i don't see any ideological bias. >> they were tough on clinton on personalish oo yous. >> don't ask bill clinton that they were tough on a lot of issues. they are tough on obama. >> they had to go after bill
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clinton. when you are having sex in the oval office -- i am sorry it's not sex, it was oral sex. >> i am not going there. all of the big scandals like campaign finance this is all driven by what you sacall the liberal media. remember white water $15 million later. >> when the media has a republican or conservative that is considered investigative journalism. when you cover a liberal or democrat the newsroom sees it as stinking especially when they love a candidate. they love obama. when you break a story critical of obama. >> let's talk about professionalism. the professionals in these networks nbc, abc all across the board how? >> way back when we were pointing out the flaws they didn't ask the questions.
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when president obama said when you like your plan you can keep your plan no one asks questions about what kind of regulations might emerge that may make that a problem which is exactly what happened. sebelius slipped in the regulations that made the grandfather clause all messed up now people don't have the insurance they have. they are only covering it right now because the whole web site fell apart. they had to. when they had to be real journalists back two years ago they left it all. >> i don't want to hurt your -- it was written by a bunch of people who didn't consider the consequences and unintended consequences. this thing has to be fixed starting with the regulation. >> here is the problem. president obama realized it is an utter disaster so he is going to try to clean it up with the lies. the mainstream media decided they want it on air.
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thisser not going to ask the tough questions. you can't even get jay carney to get on the network and explain some of the lies they are perpetrating. i don't blame them for not giving them a hard time. obama is already elected. the bigger issue here is they covered it up in order for him to be elected. they will do anything for them to win. i can't applaud them. i can't. you were wrong every kind you are corrupt and now you are doing something right. >> we are giving them a failing grade. but here is one of my favorite little pieces of sound for the day. i hope you enjoy it with us. this is the president speaking in dallas, texas.
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he has an explanation for the whole thing. >> this is like having a really good product in a store and the cashork and there aren't enough parking spots and nobody can get through the door. so we are working over time to get this fixed. the web site is already better than it was at the beginning of october. >> the five people that got on and enrolled now it is fixed. >> it was better executed than obamacare. i wish you could read that. >> bob said that was the whole problem all of this would be like wiped away. if they started calling it affordable healthcare. >> republicans and conservatives are celebrating the failure. >> because we are right. >> because it's terrible.
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>> people getting health insuran -- people who don't have health insurance they never have to wo worry about preexisting conditions. >> you think people who are critical about obamacare want people to die? >> we are allowed to say i told you so. >> but not so happy. >> we have joy in this disaster. >> those are the president's words. we are not making anything up here. we are playing with t -- playin the president told we are putting it in factual chronological order. we are letting the american people decide. other networks have failed to do the job they were put there to do. >> fix it maybe not by end of november or january you will find all of the premise they put into this about how much it costs are going right out the
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window. young people aren't going to sign up. on tuesday we found what i call the smoking gun. the canadian company cms tapped to do the web site, they sent a letter to the cms saying we are not ready we are only 55 percent to go about the launch. this week there is a guy called tony trankel chief technology officer at hhs who hired cms or told the cms to do it he retired only nine days before his final days giving nine days notice. the day he picked is november 15th. you know what november 159 is? it's the bay you are supposed to figure out how many people signed up? why did he retire? was he forced out because it was so bad or did he retire because he knew it was bad. he was supposed to sign off on this web site and never did. you want to do some
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investigation find out get him on. >> you know what the big story was on "the today show". >> this is the point i want to make that's the health story they choose to do. >> that's the thing. >> i am going to end this before it gets even more destroyed. coming up a day after winning the governor's race in new jersey chris christie has twenty-some speculations. what did he say? we are going to show you.
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i know. it's pearl jam. had to >> chris christie wasting no time fresh off of a victory in new jersey. gave a little hint of his plans and becoming the leader of the free world. >> you have to have a huge ego. it is such a burden to be speculating about me being the leader of the free world. stop. i am so burdened. that's a pretty huge ego to complain about that. it's complimentary it's flattering and i have no problem with it. >> anti magazine taking no time to take the sheep shot at the republican. kimberly we are going to start with you. some of the magazine will get the chris christie point. thoughts on this? >> this isn't anything that you weren't saying how long ago? itch to say that, you were right. this is the guy every poll, every exit poll that night let's put christie up against hillary
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clinton or some having exit pole noms out of new jersey it was pretty close. >> she was winning by a good margin. >> maybe by the end of the night. are you going to get a new job? that's what this is about isn't it? >> i found this offense i have, tasteless to use the word elephant something time magazine must have known even someone like me, i like christie. i am a jersey city boy. >> i didn't even think of it that way. i didn't to be honest with you. it's such a common phrase should they not use it because you are a big guy. >> they should not use it. >> it is not a flattering picture. >> would they do something similar with hillary clinton. if hillary clinton was over weight they wouldn't do it. if they wanted to pick on
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christie, fine, pick on his policies, but his weight, cheap shot. >> obviously if you look at the color elephant has multiple meanings taste a symbol of the republican party and christie is over weight. image if the shadow was president obama we know the animal in the democratic party is the donkey. if they had the headline ass in had the room, would they have done that? >> that's a good point. >> it is insulting offense i have they would never do it. they did it with this guy he has a weight problem. they know what they are doing. they have a way out. would they have done that with president obama no because it's wrong both ways. i am not offended. >> i am not offended by it. >> such great things are time magazine. >> let's look at chris christie
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off the victory, i am flattered. i am flattered people are talking about me as president, leader of the free world. >> he has been a contender. that's why it was such a big deal during the election. chris christie, mitt romney, the election, he's a powerful force, he has a huge following. everybody is can looking at it. not only vice presidential candidate run but they are looking at him as the contender for 2014. >> can i tell you why i am not concerned about christie? i think he's a great guy. i admire him. i am a jersey boy. i can see why democrats would vote for him. that's exactly why the whacko far right republican party will never nominate someone who is electable. that will save us once again. >> why do you call us the far right whacko. >> i am a far right conservative. >> you are not a whacko you are a thoughtful conservative.
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>> why tea party guys whacko? >> because the folks that decided government shut down was a better strategy than focusing on obamacare god bless them they will never nominate this man. >> as i recall we were told mitt romney was electable and john mccain was electable. this every time you are told this is the electable guy i like chris christie's gutsyness. they are drawn to someone who calls it like he sees it. he is a a no nonsense kind of guy. i think he's going to have a hard time with conservatives. that's not because they are crazy. that is because they want someone with principles to draws a clear line between the left an the right so they have a reason to vote for him. >> president obama was an excellent choice for the democrats. he was appealing.
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he was appealing in a number of different ways. he was likeable and charming. i don't like likeable charming people because i think it's a camouflage. people who are rough and rude -- >> you like unlikable uncharming people. i like jerks because i feel like they have nothing to hide. >> a large guy in fact has nothing to hide. i think there is something that is different about christie than mccain or mitt. he can engage people. i am willing. i am a conservative who can fore at this ti fore at this ti -- forfeit 20 percent. you win and then you fight. >> before we go. i wasn't going to say anything. never hold back. last week i was dropping my kid off at school i said i can't vote for the lesser of two
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evils. i don't support tax increases or big government or additional gun control. governor crist tee, i got to tell you, i want him to win in 2016 as much as any one not just because i want an r in the white house. i am a conservative i want a warrior for those conservative values and for now i think he has a lot of work to do to win my vote and millions of people like me. >> thank goodness. >> new trouble for the crack smoking mayor. new tape emerged. wait until you hear what he says. we will show it to you when "the five" returns. says. we'll watch it when we return.
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okay. imagine the surprise of f >> your house is up in flames and firefighters couldn't save it in time. so they let it burn to the ground. then image the shock of getting a bill from them for almost 20,000 dollars for their services. it happened recently in an ironically named town of, i am not making this up, surprise, arizona. homeowners justin per sell got the bill from the rural metro fire department because his home is in an unincorporated town in arizona without any fire coverage. but he could have purchased coverage from rural metro for about 500 bucks a year. he didn't. here is the tape. >> it was wasn't a surprise, it was a shocker. $1,500 a truck. i think they were paying the firefighters 150 an hour and they were several of them, if it was reasonable, and i don't know what reasonable is, but 20,000
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dollars to do a mop up on the fire is just ridiculous. >> sewer rick, starting with you if you agree if he had obamacare he everything would be all right? >> this is what happened. the homeowner's house is burned down now he's mad he didn't buy the insurance prior to this. it is the whole preexisting insurance thing. obamacare says you will have insurance even if you have preexisting issue. i am in favor of it. i am sorry your home house burned down you should have gotten the insurance before. >> it is like buying insurance after. >> mient about hard conservatives. what do you think? you think he has 20,000 dollars they didn't even put the fire out? >> the worse part is his house is gone at the end of the story. it's not like 20,000 and his house is still standing. he has nothing left. i think it is crazy.
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they could have charged him anything. who is to say he could have charged him 25, 30, 40. he could have come home and had any amount of value to pay which he didn't agree to. >> i have some news for you. let me give you legal news. >> liberal bleeding heart. >> love sandwich. >> here's the deal. they had no written agreement. i think it will be tough for them to go after the homeowner. they were not called and asked to respond. they took it on their own according to out there. they arrived 24 minutes after the fire started and they say it burned to the ground. they are like give us 20 k so they can do an aggressive mop up? they don't have to legally pay them. that's the deal. >> i am sorry. that's the truth. >> they had an option to pay money in a rural area to cover the cost to not freeload don't you think he should pay some of this money? >> maybe they can work something
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out. you know the lis son i learned every where you live there's a risk. if you are in malibu it's a mud slide, colorado is wildfire chicago is rahm emanuel. i blame this fire on the mainstream media. >> i think obama should be impeached. you agree, don't you? is>> no. i wouldn't blame this on obama. >> they said it was a gentlemen's agreement. >> there is an issue if you live in a rural area you have to pay because it is very expensive. >> but 20,000 dollars? how much is the house worth? >> it may be something a little more reasonable. he had it burnt down before they showed up. >> here's the moral of the story. purchase the fire insurance. >> it is cheaper to buy the insurance than get this crazy bill. >> i am giving positive advice
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constructive advice for homeowners in areas looic this so it doesn't happen to another. >> i have got to switch from an easy topic like fires burning down to political burning down. earlier this week toronto's mayor admitted to smoking crack. there's something even worse coming a new video where rob ford is threatening to kill someone in what appears to be a drunken rage. i don't think we have got a tape for you that is very easy to watch. >> oh, it is. oh, it is.
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this >> rob ford admitted to smoking crack while he has been in office. today he has a new pr problem on his hands. a video emerged of ford in a wild rave about killing someone.
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and this afternoon he talked to reporters about it. >> this morning he talked to reporters about it. >> i saw the video. extremely embarrassing. the whole world is going to see it. you know what? i don't have a problem with that but it is extremely embarrassing. >> when you are in that state. (indiscernible). i was extremely extremely enneeb y inneb yieted. >> will he ever reach a point where he has faced enough shame and humiliation where you think he will actually resign? >> he just said he's okay that
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the world is going to see it. he obviously had multiple issues of polly substance abuse. i would image. it is very sad the whole thing. i don't know what's wrong with him. a lot. he will probably keep his job and go on to great things. >> he's an interesting canadian. given his crack addiction and threatening outburst he is not as bad as celine dion and alanis more set. >> i like alanis more set. >> justin bieber is canadian also. justin bieber just spray painted a motel wall in brazil. >> you see the brazilian girl sleeping next to him? >> that guy is incredible. chris farley, remember chris farley character where he was off the rails? is he is chris farley.
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>> he is on the rails. >> chris farley died. >> i have to ask you, if you were a politician, wouldn't you sort of take a minute to sit back and think about your life and say, maybe i shouldn't do that or do this or think about all of the technology we have that might be capturing it? >> this guy is very sad and ill and he has family and friends. >> is he married? >> this guy needs personal counseling and needs to get out of office and take care of himself. beyond that -- >> especially the crack addiction. >> you think it's weird we can't forcefully remove him from office in some way? is we can't force him out? we have to wait for him to resign and we have to pass
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legislation that gives him a leave of absence. will isn't it odd that the circumstance wouldn't warrant him to get out of office? eric? >> i don't care. >> i say find more people. >> (talking over one another) >> it seems odd to me nothing justifies you are not qualified for this you have poor character. >> here's the weird thing about this story. lanny is right, it is sad and it could get worse. in a private company or in a corporate setting you could do something about it. you would do something about it. if this is a guy, an executive in your company doing that sort of thing you would ask. this guy is a political figure. >> he is not going to stay in office. >> he can't -- if he had a
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wife -- what did he see? must be a bachelor. >> one more thing is up next for you guys. ♪ @w@wowowpg÷÷owúç÷gçngogg
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>> time for one more thing. i am going to go first. it's time for "i hate these people." this was a letter to the new york times. the woman rights a friend and i were visiting a relative at a retirement home. people kent interrupting us. other residents were stopping by to say hello. we began to feel annoyed with these people allowing these disruptio disruptions. the situation should have been handled differently. you are in a rest home.
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these people are lonely. they see visitors they are happy to see new faces. they are happy to see visitors i hate you. i always always hate you. you go to the rest home people don't get visitors there's somebody getting visitors you are mad they are interrupting you. >> are you on your meds? >> i on everybody's meds. i hate these people. >> this isn't is an inspirational video supporting women suffering from breast cancer. take a look at this video. this is an obgyn at mount zion hospital who is about to undergo a double mastectomy she got all of the doctors and everybody there to have a little dance party with her to dance it out before she under went surgery. having a great time. isn't that cute? >> very cool. >> good for her. >> it is reverend billy graham's
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90 birthday. will he be celebrating at his home with wonderful people celebrating his life. at 9:00 p.m. eastern time with sean hannity will there be a special airing you don't want to miss. >> all right everybody. behold, my 15-year-old son josh david i am not a dinosaur this is a blackberry. uses the world unite we will take his back we will not let it die. when it dies i we go can. >> mine doesn't work at all. i am getting an iphone tomorrow. >> no iphone please. >> send you an e-mail text on my phone saying hey dad you are a dinosaur. >> blackberrys in the bathroom. >> they don't take the iphone.
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>> wash your hands into the bathroom not on the way out, or both even better. >> both. >> we were talking about the incognito jonathan martin thing with the dolphins. nbc is a subsidiary pro when incognito was hold he went to the manager jeff ireland jeff ireland suggest that he punch incognito in the face. >> that's probably the only good advice that has been given in the whole saga. >> that's it for us at the five. don't punch someone in the face unless you are those guys. see you tomorrthanks for watchi. tomorrow special report.
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