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race across the u.s. of a in the all-new 2012 ford focus. joining us now -- the silver team, margot and jeff, who apparently i'm told had a little bit of trouble with their challenge at the american airlines center in dallas what happened. what was the challenge? >> the challenge was -- one of us had to shoot hockey pucks into a net. on one end of the court. the other had to shoot basketballs and whoever could do the most in two minutes would win the challenge. >> jimmy: jeff chose to shoot basketballs? >> i was shooting basketballs that day. >> jimmy: and margot, you were shooting hockey pucks into goal. >> yeah, trying. >> jimmy: it looked like you made a goal here. it looked like you made another goal here, margot. and jeff missed another shot. jeff, you said you had two
minutes. how many shots did you make? >> one less than one. it didn't go my way that day. >> jimmy: you made no shots unguarded that day? margot, are you guys dating anymore? >> well -- >> jimmy: you know what, there's no way this relationship lasts until the end of the race. i'm sorry. i mean that is unbelievably embarrassing. it's great to have video cameras there to record it all, jeff. >> yeah, i'm glad that i got to share that with everybody i don't know. >> jimmy: mark cuban was there? i'm guessing he won't be signing you any time soon. >> not this season, at least. >> jimmy: good luck, silver team. dicky: for your chance to win amazing prizes including a new 2012 ford focus, join the
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i'm jimmy. thanks for being here. thank you for making it through this downpour today. this weekend, it was like 80 degrees this weekend. i spent all day saturday at the beach just i could take pictures and text them back to my family in brooklyn. i don't even like the beach. this morning, all of a sudden, water started falling out of the sky. fortunately by the time i figured out how to get my wiper blades on in the car it stopped. between tonight and sunday we're supposed to get an inch and a quarter of rain, why is good doing this to us? [ laughter ] this is it. battle los angeles is here. it's funny to see how people dress here when it rains. everybody gets so excited to put on their rain clothes. half our staff came to work
today dressed like the gorton fisherman's. maybe we're experiencing the tears of all of the american idol contestants that were eliminated tonight. tonight was the second night, round of hollywood week. i thought this was fun. this year, instead of sending the kids home they're dumping them in the bay -- there are a lot of contestants. once the final ten have been chosen, next month they do that. the judges get wild card picks. where the judges are allowed to add people they think deserve another shot to get back into the competition inspect a power that steven tyler should not be given. gee, i wonder if he'll pick a girl? steven tyler has been evaluated the female contestants like he's in a waiting room at the mustang ranch. her and her --
[ cheers and applause ] . >> jimmy: he really has. i'm not sure he understands the directive of the show. with that said, it's time for "steven tyler's creepy leer of the night." ♪ [ applause ] . >> jimmy: feel like he's undressing me with his eyes. there's a new interview with justin bieber in "rolling stone." revealing interview. he talks about his long history of heroin use -- might be confusing that -- i think that's actually from the keith richards issue a few months back.
this is just this morning, i was wondering what justin bieber taught about korean politics. either way, sarah palin just asked him to be her vice president. [ cheers and applause ] . justin bieber, also criticized the american health care system and compared it unfavorably to what they have in canada. justin, if you want health care to be so affordable, don't promote "baby, baby, baby." jeopardy, the show has been on since -- i don't know, since tv, i guess. jeopardy has had a very big week ratingswise. on monday the number two most watched in all of television. not even a primetime show. they pitted a super computer
watson against the two most successful jeopardy human players ever, watson crushed them. [ cheers and applause ] . i guess he's a big deal. my calculator for instance has been able to spell the word "boobs" upside down for words. watson did very well. a few times it was way off the mark. it thought toronto was in the united states. which it isn't. it's in canada. one other time, watson was even wronger than that -- >> ken? >> what is he only had one hand? >> no. watson. >> what are wall russ testicles.
>> no. [ laughter ] watch "jeopardy" tomorrow night. it's in indication. sflmplts f you have been watching our show at any point over the past couple of weeks, i have been do nating a lot of energy to a cause. i'm involved in a battle against some authorities who are trying to prevent the citizens of ft. wayne, indiana from naming a new government building after this man. >> more than 20,000 people voted to name after former mayor harry baals. >> the harry baals government center. >> the harry baals government center. >> former mayor harry baals. >> harry baals. >> harry baals. >> who was mayor harry baals.
>> build a statue of harry baals. >> i love harry baals. >> jimmy: i would love -- [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i would love to see the closed captioning for the hearing impaired version of what -- his name is harry baals, he was the mayor of ft. wayne. the city created an online poll. and harry baals won in a landslide. even the people who have spoken some officials have said they don't harry baals on their building. or anywhere near them. it's the man's name. shame on you and your filthy minds. because, by the way, this is a clip from local ft. wayne, news. >> it appears to have online
voting, the community is ready to name a second thing after m him. >> jimmy: freeze it right there. we see harry baals. right below that, eugene johnson. th what's going on in ft. wayne, indiana. [ applause ] bart simpson uses these names to crank call moe. we have some fun people for you to meet tonight. current oscar nominee javier bardem is with us. a man who has gone from rapper to reality show star to fried chicken tycoon, flavor flav. in case you don't, he opened a
fried chicken restaurant in clinton, iowa. tonight he's here to cook for us. he's very well trained in the culinary arts. >> we used to own a restaurant called the soul dier in. i used to watch my mom and sisters cooked every day. i kind of, you know, learned how to cook on my own by watching them. also, i did go to cooking school in 1978. i got a degree in chef. >> jimmy: he majored in cheffing. minored in talking and he'll be cheffing for us tonight before our very eyes. last night in new york, the 135th annual westminster dog kennel club.
he won best in show. name your dog grand champion, good chance that you're going to have a grand champion. after the win, hickory told reporters i'm going to urinate on disney world. elsewhere in the world of sports, lance armstrong announced that he's officially retiring from professional cycling. his second retirement of three. last month he finished 65th in the race in australia. it's been almost six years since he won tour de france. he's not giving up complete. he'll still pee in a cup occasionally just for old time sakes. rest of time he's going to shoot yellow bands at the rest of his mates. on sunday, february 27th set your tivos for our sixth annual
after the academy awards special. we do this every year. our guests on that evening will be tom hanks. the tom hanks. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: best picture nominee for "toy story 3." everybody has seen "toy story 3," right? since you have seen it, what we have done tonight in honor of the oscars, we took the video from toy story 3 and the audio from an episode of the maury povich show and i believe this could get nominated for next year's oscars, too. >> they are back. now, she's hoping that her friend matt will be proven to be her son's father. now, in a twist, matt admits that he's gay.
but, at the time, he wanted to experiment with a woman and that's the night that she believes that conceived dion jr. this is what matt had to say. >> i'm a very proud gay man. but we had too many cocktails one night and we had sex. honestly i'm hoping he's father. because i know that i would be the best father he would ever have. >> okay, when it comes to 4-year-old dion junior, matt, you are not -- [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: no, he's not. can't be the father. we have a good show tonight. we're frying chicken with flavor flav. we'll be right back with javier bardem. so, stick around. in my line of work, speed is, well, crucial...
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>>jimmy: hi there. welcome back. tonight on the show -- a man for whom flavor isn't just a name -- it's a chicken too. he has a new restaurant in clinton, iowa, called "flav's fried chicken." flavor flav is here to cook. we're gonna make fried chicken. the only problem is he is refusing to tell us his secret blend of herbs and spices, so this will be the first ever talk show recipe segment without an actual recipe. then later, after we sample iowa's finest chicken, iowa's finest band. with music from this -- their new album called "audio secrecy" -- stone sour from the bud light stage.
stone sour. tomorrow night we'll be joined by jason sudekis, blake griffin from the l.a. clippers, and music from keri hilson. [ applause ] join us tomorrow night, too. this weekend, our first guest won best actor at the goya awards, which is spain's version of the oscars. later this month he'll compete for best actor at the academy awards, which is america's version of the goyas. he's nominated for his excellent work in the movie "biutiful," which is in theaters now. please say hello to javier bardem. [ cheers and applause ] really terrific to have you
here. >> thank you. >> jimmy: you're a great actor. i'm a big fan of yours. it's amazing to me that you could be a great actor in not your first language in another language, that's pretty -- >> first, i don't know if i'm a good actor or not. when i speak in english i don't even know what i'm saying [ laughter ] >> jimmy: really? >> i don't know what to say. >> jimmy: you're like the band abba, learn phonetic words. is it true -- guillermo, what does that mean? >> like a little. >> jimmy: that's guillermo over there, he's my translator for the evening. he's also our security guard. the oscars are right across the street from us. i heard you're bringing a big group of people to the oscar. >> reporter: yes, i usually
bring all of my people, it's the only way they can be my friends. otherwise, they don't care about me. >> jimmy: how many? >> i'm talking about 17 people. >> jimmy: he can't even get a dinner reservation for 17 people. >> real friendship is expensive. i'm trying , but it's difficult. >> jimmy: you need more tickets. >> somebody have tickets here? >> jimmy: we'll find you some tickets. these are personal friends, people you work with -- >> a cousin of a friend. they're so nice. they're so warm to me. >> jimmy: i'll take you to on oscars with me. do they ask you or do you ask them?
>> yeah, i ask them. i need my people to say -- thank you. okay. how many tickets is this? >> jimmy: that's a lot. couple hundred tickets. you could lose all of the guests, bring a t-shirt cannons, people go crazy for those. speaking of that, i'm picturing you and your lovely life wife penelope cruz at the lakers game, you appear to be joining the game. penelope appears to be not enjoying the game. was she rooting for the other team? what was going on there? >> well, i don't know what's going on there. [ laughter ] the lakers were playing, pau gasol, amazing man, great player. i was just going crazy. and i guess the ball -- the
basketball was flying around in the sky and she was watching that. i was watching the score. she saw the ball coming. >> jimmy: you have to keep your eye on the ball. >> little men in front of us, jump -- >> jimmy: like a leprechaun. >> i don't know. >> jimmy: really? you may have a guardian angel at the staples center. that's something else. did you learn to speak english from music. >> ac/dc. >> jimmy: thac/dc. >> they were popular at the time. we have internet and things. you had to get dictionaries and to work hard to understand what the words were. what i'm saying this was this animal called dirty this -- it took me ten years and i'm still
i don't know what that means. i can sing it. but, tell me. >> jimmy: i'll tell you what it means. i think it means, literally, i think it means you'll do something bad for a low price. like you kill somebody for 5 bucks. >> an actor. >> jimmy: like being a crappy movie. dirty deeds done dirt cheap. i love hearing that from you. you should record an album of that. i heard you want to be on the show "glee." >> i don't sing at all. but i wanted to be there because i like the show. rock 'n roll star who all he does is -- and -- while the
other people sing, i will just be like -- >> jimmy: really? you're talking about ryan murphy who runs the show. you don't think he's going to put him you in there. i noticed something is, i figured out where justin bieber got his hair cut? right there. you know justin bieber. [ applause ] we never saw him before this. he's got the hair cut right there. >> exactly. >> jimmy: you had a lot of people you're taking to the oscars. do you get nervous? do you prepare. >> you never know. you have to. you never know. especially when you're speakering english. >> jimmy: do you have to thank the people you brought to the show? >> no, it would take 20 minutes.
everybody's watching the movies and deciding which performance they like the best. so, anything can happen. you have to be ready for that. >> jimmy: will they be watching if spain and rooting for you there? >> no. >> jimmy: they won't? >> some of them yes, some of them no. >> jimmy: it's a nine-hour difference? >> 5:00 in the morning will be the best actor award, so who cares? >> jimmy: not like the world cup? >> for the world cup, they don't sleep for a week. >> jimmy: we were watching the goyas awards rooting for our guys. so, i heard you have a restaurant in spain? >> yeah, we have two places. tapas. >> jimmy: i love that. you can eat a hundred things. >> it's a great excuse to get drunk. because a tapas comes with a
drink. at the end, it's a great excuse. we have two places there. >> jimmy: do you cook at all? >> no, not me. my sister runs one of the places. >> jimmy: i know a guy who makes fried chicken you might be interested in. >> i heard that. what secret can have in making fried chicken. fried chicken is fried chicken. >> jimmy: on, no. frying a live chicken, you got mental problems. have the season the meat, someh somehow, they put the flour and stuff -- well flavor flav will explain it all when he gets out here. >> you're right. >> jimmy: it's a big thing. you can take this back to spain.
you could be like colonel sanders of the country over there. and have a beer with each piece of chicken that comes your way. [ laughter ] let's talk about the movie for a moment. it's beautiful. a terrific movie. not a light movie. [ applause ] . but, i definitely can see why you got nominated for this movie. >> this man wants to go and find himself and finds the important things in life. he has to go through a hell of a journey. it's not an uplifting movie in the way we understand it. but it's very rewarding in the sense that you see a movie about a man going through a hard circumstance, being able to cope with it. >> jimmy: i have a friend who went to see it with his wife on the on valentine's day and she
cried throughout the entire party. we have a clip. do you need to set up this clip? >> i have two kids in the movie. the time to give some -- something to them to remember me. >> jimmy: here it is. from "biutiful." in teeters now. that's javier bardem. thank you so much for being here. watch javier at the oscars and his whole entourage sunday
and having sex with multiple women on reality shows. and now he is a proprietor of a restaurant called flav's fried chicken located in clinton, iowa. please welcome the one and only flavor flav! [ cheers and applause ] >> yeah! >> jimmy: my green cooking seg segment here great to have you. congratulations on the restaurant. >> listen, i got something for you. i got to give this to you. my boy nick, my partner, he autographed this for you. this is my boy, nick, he built ffc. up in clinton, iowa. yeah, man. hey -- that's for you, man. this guy seen me selling chicken wings out of his brother's restaurant. my brother's restaurant.
at a place -- anyway, sell me some chicken, he said flav, this is going to be big. i'm going to go back to my town and build you a restaurant. two weeks later, the guy told me, hey, flav, i just bought the building. you what? well, i said, let's get it in. and guess what? can i tell you something -- can i tell you something? your boy flavor flav is so fly. i opened up my chicken spot right next door to kfc. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: you did? that's a bold move, flav. >> i don't know of anyone who has a spot right next to the colonel. i love the colonel. >> jimmy: how busineis business? >> people driving 4 hours to come see me. they're back five, six times
already. people telling me, flav, this is the best chicken have i ever ate in my life. >> jimmy: this is your recipe? yeah. >> jimmy: we're going to make some chicken. >> there's a new kid on the block, his name is ffc. you all heard of kfc. >> jimmy: now, i heard you won't tell us what the recipe is. >> i'll tell you what the recipe is -- it's ffc. you know what that means, flavor flav crystals. as a matter of fact -- >> jimmy: that legal? yes, it's legal. >> and check this out. i brought some right here. we're going to season some of this chicken right here. >> jimmy: it smells good. i have a whole recipe right here in my nose. >> what is in your crystals?
i said a bunch of flavor. >> jimmy: that is your name. how do you do it? show us your process. >> jimmy, this is how we do this. i explained this right here. >> jimmy: you have a book? >> yeah, i have a book. i'm coming out with my book. you know what i'm sayin'? >> jimmy: they are here? >> he's here. check this out. anyway, so you taste some of the season. sprinkle the seasoning on the chicken. >> jimmy: just lightly? >> a little heavily on the chicken. what you got to do, you got to season the meat first. every man loves his meat seasoned. >> jimmy: that is true. >> listen, we do both sides.
you got to rub it on there. make love to the meat, man. right, make love to the meat. act like the meat is yours. >> jimmy: what is your favorite part of the chicken? >> the breasts. >> jimmy: the breasts, yes. >> i like the legs. >> jimmy: i like the thighs myself. >> jimmy kimmel. check this out. this is what we put the seasonings on here. you take that. take two pieces, jimmy, put it in the bag like so. >> jimmy: all right. >> what you do -- what you do is twist it around here. you got to shake at this time old fashioned way. see, this is how we do it. >> jimmy: you won't tell the people the recipe. do the people at the restaurant know the recipe? >> only my partner, nick.
hey, listen, the restaurant is in clinton, eiowa, i'm not goin to lie, i think this is the biggest thing that has come through clinton -- >> jimmy: i'm going to guess that you're right. when you're cooking, do you ever accidentally cook your clock? >> i did one time. >> jimmy: i got my own kitchen timer clock. also, i have a present for you that you can wear at the restaurant. you like to wear a vikings helmet? >> wow! okay. out with the old, in with the new. >> jimmy: there we go. that's a good look. [ cheers and applause ] >> thanks, jimmy, you're the best. >> jimmy: so, next, what do we do next? >> next, we drop knit the oil. you know what i'm sayini? put it in the deep frying. it has to be 350 degrees. if it's 349 degrees it's not
going to work. >> jimmy: is the chicken cold when you put it in there? >> how does it feel to you? my man. put it in there. drop knit the fire like so. >> jimmy: all four of them? >> drop it down into the fire. now, see, check this out. while this is frying like that and everything, we got the good si sides, gramashed potatoes and gravy. >> the finished product. >> jimmy: why don't you give some of it to the audience here? >> everybody want some chicken? [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: you know what, that's delicious chicken. >> i'm getting ready to open up one in vegas, too.
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