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>> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- elizabeth banks. larry king chef mario batali. and music from daughtry. with cleto and the cletones. and now, here's jimmy kimmel! >> jimmy: tonight on the program
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we have a special show, from the hunger games movie, elizabeth banks is with us here tonight. and we will have music from daughtry tonight and celebrate birthday 80 with larry king. today is larry king's 80th birthday. larry king was born on this day in 19 something, i am not great with math. he is still working. most men are wandering around the beach with the metal detector. not larry, larry is here to party. i might try to get him drunk. wouldn't that be fun? big news from the oxford english dictionary for all you kids watching, that don't know what the oxford english dictionary is, small part, printed out. kept on the shelf. opened once every three years in a scrabble game.
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the oxford dictionary announced their word of the year, 2013, it is selfie. that's right. the word, oh, no. don't you dare clap for that. i'm upset it has been wedged into my brain. never to encourage, selfie as a word of the year. i don't know if they do this as a publicity stunt. i invited a spokesman to explain this. he flew in fromic land. please welcome alfred potter. alfred. >> thank you, mr. kimmel. the word of the year -- as it is designated is a word or expression that is attracting a great deal of attention during that year to date. words like twerk, big coin, who
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could forget -- candidates for the word are -- judged to best reflect the mood and preoccupation of said year. and this year, selfie was declared the oxford dictionary, word of 2013. now i have to go back to my hotel room and swallow poison. if you could send my best wishes to larry king. >> jimmy: i didn't know they called it a sharknado over there. and a sequel to the classic "it is a wonderful life" in the
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works, slated to be released in 2015, and will revolve around george bailey's grandson, and learned a lesson from the angel of george bailey's daughter. they team up to save the bank from zombies and have sex on a bus. it is a sequel to making a classic. i don't know if they have a title. if not, i would call it, it's a terrible idea. and my update on toronto's mayor rob ford. he is very popular here in the united states. i hope our canadian friend know that. a new police report alleges the infamous video that reportedly shows the mayor smoking crack was shot in february of this year. he said he hadn't smoked crack more than a year. it was announced, that his tv show, ford nation, where the mayor goes on tv with his brother doug was canceled after
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one show. 24 hours it was canceled. so the network pulled the plug. it was a travesty. rob ford has a lot of ways to get on tv. i look forward to rob ford interviews the way children look forward to christmas morning. mayor ford and his brother sat down with matt lauer for an interview on the today show this morning. never a good sign, when matt lauer flies to your town to interview you. he did not let the mayor off easy. >> the best excuse i heard you give for using that crack cocaine was i was in a drunken stupor, i'm wondering is that supposed to make anybody feel better? >> not at all. show me the video -- >> jimmy: why can't people get that through their head.
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he was very, very in ebriated. he said he wants to do the job. he is fit to serve the city of toronto and ran through the wall like a kool-aid man. one of the many funny things about the interviews -- he likes to shift the focus on to his weight, as if that is his main problem. a very consistent way of doing that. >> i am training every day. in the gym for two hours every day. i am dealing with the trainer every day. we are working out. >> if i am sitting here across from you five months from now. what am i looking at. you are some one that is 30 pound lighter. i have a weight issue. if you don't see a difference i will eat my words. >> if you don't see a difference in four, five months i have to eat my word. >> if you don't see a new rob ford, couple inches bigger, arms, chest, and five months i will eat my word. >> i am going to be working out. if i am not down, 30, 40 pound. the next six months i could eat my word. >> he will eat his words and many, many other things too.
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he is the best the i will hang on to that, five, six months from now. when he looks like mayor ryan gosling, we'll see how he did. he keeps downplaying that he smoked crack. he makes crack smoking seem like jaywalking. everyone has done it. at some point in their lives. maybe they have. maybe it is me who is at it. >> have you've ever smoked crack? >> no. >> have you ever smoked crack? >> no. >> have you ever smoked crack? >> no. >> did you ever smoke crack? >> no. i don't. never. >> did you ever smoke crack? >> no. >> did you ever smoke crack? no, i smoke a lot of weed though. did you ever smoke crack? have you ever smoked crack? >> no.
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>> have you ever smoked crack? >> never. >> no. >> no. >> no. >> no. >> hell no. >> no. >> ha-ha-ha, no. >> have you ever smoked crack? >> a long time ago. >> the grinch who smoked christmas right there. men like rob ford don't come along very often. when they do, i feel it's important that we immortalize them for future generations. tonight i asked the superstar of music to pay tribute to the mayor and he graciously agreed to do just that. here now with the ballad of rob ford, chris daugtry.
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♪ ♪ ♪ one day rob ford took a good look around and said government red tape is destrog our town i'll run for mayor and get to back on the track as soon as i get drunk and smoke a pipe full of crack because papa had spinach to make him strong the hulk bulked up batman had robin lone ranger had tonto ♪ ♪ i'm the drunk, crack smoking mayor of toronto ♪ ♪ i know what you done and i got it on video you crack smoking drunk driving
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mayor of toronto ♪ ♪ and the councilman said rob i've got cut you loose on the count of drunk driving and substance abuse the people of dog town said wait a minute maybe he did drive drunk and smoke crack maybe he did fraternize with drug dealers and prostitutes maybe he did appear on videotape threatening to tear someone's eyeballs out maybe he did wans offer to score oxycontin for a constituent end maybe he did once freak out and run into his house and go ballistic on a 911 operator after a woman from a comedy program showed up in his driveway dressed up as xena warrior princess, hey, nobody is perfect. and that's a fact ♪ ♪ if you think you are going to take our mayor away you must be on crack papa had spinach to make him strong the hulk bulked up when somebody
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did him wrong skywalker had the force and the pilgrims had squaw because i'm the crack smoking mayor of toronto ♪ >> jimmy: chris daugtry. when we come back we will have something fun. [ indiscernible ] >> larry king and daughtry, we'll be right back. [ male announcer ] it's back! and applebee's spirited cuisine has two delicious new entrees: chicken & shrimp tequila tango and marsala mushroom sirloin. crafted with a touch of tequila, wine, and whiskey by our highly skilled show-offs -- i mean... [ clears throat ] chefs. ok, so cooking down the alcohol releases deep, rich flavor and apparently your inhibitions. hmm, impressive! but are you really going to do this every time we have new dishes? applebee's spirited cuisine menu. now with two new entrees starting at $9.99.
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>> elizabeth banks and music from daughtr tonight. i love to cook and i love off to eat and, there is a story i love
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about mario batoli, as you probably know, a great chef, he host is a talk show called "the chew." somebody told me a story about him. and coming home from work. 2:00 in the morning. got in the elevator in the apartment building in new york and ran into people on the elevator having a party. he went to their apartment. joined the party. at some point, he asked, they asked, if they were hungry. he said yes. they went in the fridge. in their cabinets and found whatever he could find. and he cooked a full meal for a bunch of strangers in the middle of the night. which i thought, i love that story.
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and i loved so it much i thought it would be fun to do it with some one we randomly met on the street here in l.a. go in their place and cook, using the stuff that is in their place, only. and so that's exactly what we did. ♪ ♪ >> here comes a guy on a bike. >> jimmy: excuse me, can you, do you live around here? >> yeah. what's happening, i'm jimmy. what is your name? >> lars. >> jimmy: can i come to your house and make lunch? >> yeah, sure why not. with pleasure. >> jimmy: do you have food and stuff there? don't worry, you know what, i have a friend. you mind if i bring a friend along with us? mario. mario. this is my friend, mario batali. this is my friend. lars. >> lars. >> should we invite. what's your name? >> nicole. >> jimmy: we are going over to lars' house. we are going to make lunch. you want to come along. >> sure. >> jimmy: all right. this will be fun. let's go. >> where are you from, lars? >> i'm from switzerland. [ yodeling ] >> here, the beautiful kitchen. >> are you hungry?
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>> i'm starving. >> see what we have got here? >> you have the goods. like a treasure trove. >> how many are living here? >> six. >> i think a swiss fondue a friend from switzerland brought me. this is the fondue. >> i can definitely use this. >> i see corn. can you use the corn? >> with pleasure. with pleasure. >> onion, garlic? >> yes, there is an onion. >> tomato paste. >> definitely. >> grating cheese. bring it out. bring it out. >> jimmy: salami. >> do anti-pasto. >> do you cook? >> not really. >> what do you have in the fridge right now in your house? >> usually a lot of fruit. >> jimmy: what are you a monkey? >> vegetables. >> jimmy: a monkey? >> i am not a monkey. i do eat like a bird sometimes. >> jimmy: are you single? >> i am. >> jimmy: lars are you single? >> i am.
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>> jimmy: wouldn't it be wonderful if the two of you married as a result of this today? >> can we have our wedding on your show? >> jimmy: definitely. >> done. >> will you cater the wedding? >> heck yeah. >> jimmy: we are all set then, i guess. >> do you have any fresh herbs in your yard? >> yes, we have mint. i have chives. >> i would love chives and mint. >> jimmy: let's go in the garden. what's going on here? >> he wanted some spice. >> jimmy: yeah, he will want some of those little peppers there, yeah. this looks like it is past its prime, the eggplant. >> yes, we gave it lots of love. and suddenly it started to die. >> jimmy: speaking of lots of love by the way. i think nicole may be into you.
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>> yeah, sure. >> yeah, she should have good taste. >> jimmy: yeah, you know. >> how does the fondue look? >> from here, lumpy. >> yes you, have to be patient. >> is the heat high enough, lars. >> better to do it low. >> low and slow. >> low and slow. >> jimmy: i love this idea that mario is learning something. who would have ever guessed that would happen in the situation. >> the first day that the chef thinks the chef knows everything, is the first day of the chef's [ bleep ] forever on. >> jimmy: did you hear that? >> i heard that. >> jimmy: you guys should have the first kiss. so you can get it out of the way.
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>> jimmy: no, no. ever find the cheese grater? >> no. we will be resourceful here. >> either i have to use this or your crocs. i figured this. >> looks like the insert to the drain. >> jimmy: it is not. what they hold their utensils in. >> you are a genius. >> jimmy: thank you. mario. i feel like we got stranded on an island. they needed to figure a way to grate cheese. i would be most valuable guy on the island. >> we are closing in on dinner. we have the bratwurst and corn. >> cream of the cream. >> wow. >> jimmy: let's say grace before we eat. thank you, lord for bringing us together in this very, very strange, random way. now let's eat this stuff, okay, amen. >> amen. >> am i going to lose points itch i say i never had fondue before. >> i am happy to share this moment with you. >> jimmy: lars, i might go out with you, if she doesn't. i tell you right now. mario, the pasta is delicious. >> thank you. >> jimmy: great lunch. the only thing left really is your first kiss on camera. >> yeah, yeah.
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>> you get embarrassed. i well do it if you well do it. >> jimmy: if you are a gay and this is just a way of -- >> no, with pleasure. >> jimmy: yeah, do it with pleasure, yeah. should i -- >> no. >> go right at it. >> jimmy: fondue it up. >> i am not wearing any makeup. >> jimmy: look at that. how great is this. >> america is great, isn't it, lars. >> jimmy: god bless america. >> certainly isn't where i thought my day was going to go. >> jimmy: wait till you see where the night lead, right, lars? [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: nicole and lars are in the audience tonight. look at you all dressed up now. >> i got makeup on. >> jimmy: did you go on a date? >> we did. >> jimmy: where did you go? >> marry's restaurant. >> jimmy: would you look to go on another date, if you would, we will send you on another date. >> with pleasure. >> jimmy: i hope you name the child after me, that that's haul
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>> jimmy: tonight on the program you can watch his show "larry king now" on hulu and ora.tv. he is here tonight celebrating his 80th birthday, larry king is here. i might need to run out and get him something. and then, larry's favorite band, their new album came out today. it's called "baptized." daughtry from the sony outdoor stage. we've got a special show for you tomorrow night. we will be brought to you with limited commercial interruptions tomorrow. idris elba, chef rene redzepi, and musical guest churches will be here and we just talk and talk and talk and talk. and then on thursday we'll be visited by tracy morgan, chris pratt, and hear music from pusha t and pharrell williams.
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so join us for that! >> jimmy: when the inevitable post-apocalyptic teenage murder tournament begins you want our first guest at your side. she plays effie trinket in "the hunger games: catching fire." it opens in theatres friday. please welcome elizabeth banks. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> hi. >> jimmy: good to see you. you look great. you look very festive in that dress. >> little holiday isn't it? >> jimmy: heard your dad is here with you tonight. >> yes, he came for premiere of the hunger games last night. he brought his new wife with him. he loves this stuff. she has never seen any of it. >> jimmy: she hasn't. she asked me where the after party was after the movie last night, the big hunger games movie catching fire last night. oh, all right. [ applause ] thank you. i will tell everybody. and they, they, i said, well the after party is like in a tent on top of a parking lot. you won't know it is a tent when you are inside of it.
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i really downplayed the tent thing. i felt terrible about it. >> jimmy: why? >> it is gorgeous. i shouldn't say the is in a tent. i didn't know what her expectations. >> jimmy: big five. camping section. >> they're having a great time. they sang happy birthday to larry king. all sang mazel. >> jimmy: staying through thanksgiving? >> they will do some thanksgiving. yes we, have a big feast planned. >> jimmy: do you cook at the feast? >> i am going to cook, make the turkey for sure. >> jimmy: you are making the
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turkey. a big deal. >> a lot of pressure. >> jimmy: you have done it before? >> i have, you don't want it to be too dry. >> jimmy: how many pounds? >> fat 20. i will double digit the crap out of it. and i'll stuff it. i'll rip it apart i'll take gibb lets make gravy and stuff. >> jimmy: do everything. >> soliciting recipes for, for like side dishes. >> jimmy: yeah. >> yeah, i started getting some. i realized i actually for my side dish, i want the simplest recipes. i got this like amazing walnut cranberry sausage dressing type of thing. i was like, green beans and butter. look that's what i am looking for, help me out. >> jimmy: roasted sweet potatoes. throw them in. in the oven. butter. all set. >> look at you. mario batali rubbed off. >> jimmy: he did, he rubbed all over me. >> where is that video? >> jimmy: i am actually suing him. i heard you -- >> yes, it is true. >> jimmy: a bummer, i guess. >> it's, i don't know if it is a bummer. it definitely is. thank you for rubbing it in. no, i was in high school, and i got cast in a play. and -- and, right there in the, in the, script it said like and then she winks or something at
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this guy. i thought, oh, my god. i don't know how to wink. i have to teach myself how to wink. so i started practicing in a mirror like daily to figure out how to wink. i guess that is how uh you do it. no one ever did tight me. so this is, i started trying to control certain parts of my face. it turns out i cannot control anything on the right side of my face whatsoever. and i have figured out how to like wink with eye. i didn't do it in time for the play. this is how i winked in the it came to it and i went like this. and the overly like i'm not really winking i'm throwing you a blink wink. they wouldn't notice that this eye closed at the same time. i just blink. >> jimmy: smart. >> i blink side ways. looks lake i am winking. >> jimmy: in the movie you have to wink they bring in a stunt double.
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>> costs like $80,000 for me to wink. >> jimmy: could you wink on command? >> this is what i was able to teach myself. right here. here we go. >> jimmy: ha-ha. it is, it is almost like you have some adhesive there that is holding it down. i think part of the wink is supposed to go quick. not stay all the way down there. >> okay, i will attempt a quick one. okay. i can't believe i am revealing. >> jimmy: make your ears move. like no control over your head. a human bobblehead doll. >> i can't do an of it. i can do this. you can't pick this up. i can do the bunny nose. flare your nostril. i can roll my tongue. >> jimmy: that's good. i can't do that.
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>> really? genetic. >> jimmy: see, you really scored. >> i can roll it the other way too. >> jimmy: your tongue is foldy. >> i make up for the wink with the tongue. >> jimmy: i have always said that about you. elizabeth banks is here. we'll be right back. wait! stop!
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>> he as good time. >> jimmy: i mean, is there anyone more fun than woody harrelson? >> he and jennifer and josh together, i call them the puppies. they're like little puppies. >> jimmy: oh, really? >> yeah. we love to hang out. we're a cast that truly enjoys each other's company. >> jimmy: that's nice. >> woody loves to -- we also have lenny kravitz in the film. >> jimmy: yeah. >> he's a rock star. >> jimmy: yeah. >> so i think because he's a rock star he's used to having people just hanging around all the time. so he invited us to hang around. and when we were making the first movie, he was preparing to go out on tour. so he had his whole band there. he had a chef there because he has a chef because he's a rock star. the chef also happens to be a be an amazing mixologist. so we would have these incredible parties literally focused around like -- this chef would like make this incredible cocktail for us. so as you can imagine, woody likes to drink cocktails among other things. >> jimmy: sure, uh-huh. [ laughter ]
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>> and lenny also had in his room all of the costumes that he was choosing from to wear on his tour. you've seen this guy. he's a rock guy. he wears leather and studs and furs. >> jimmy: good-looking man. >> oh, he's beautiful. [ laughter ] >> sorry. you just -- yeah. i went somewhere. >> jimmy: i swooned a little too, yeah. you almost winked. [ laughter ] >> if only. if only. and anyway, so woody one night decided that he had to do a dress up party and like dress up in all lenny's clothes. so he ends up at one point shirtless with this fur vest on. and we get a knock on the door. it's security. and they're like, you're being too loud, you're going to have to shut this party down. woody goes, i'm handling it. he goes out into the hallway. ten mints go by. we're like yeah, woody's the man. he's totally handling it. no problem. he's definitely taking pictures with the guy, he's exchanging e-mails with this dude. you know.
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he's the friendliest guy in the world. >> jimmy: sure. >> definitely is cool. comes back in ten minutes later, he goes, "the party's over. we're too loud. and we've got to shut it down, guys." [ laughter ] we're like, what happened? you're like the man! i think he forgot. >> jimmy: he forgot he was the man. >> i think he went out and had a conversation and he forgot he was supposed to make sure we'd keep partying. >> jimmy: probably lenny's cocktails that did it. it's great to see you. the movie is very very good. called "hunger games catching fire" starts friday. elizabeth banks, everyone. we'll be right back with larry king. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> portions of jimmy kimmel live are brought to you by sony.
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at participating t-mobile stores now. >> jimmy: 80 years ago today our next guest was born in brooklyn, wrapped in swaddling suspenders and clutching a tiny microphone. he grew up to be a legendary broadcaster whose show "larry king now" can be seen on hulu and ora.tv.
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please welcome the birthday man, larry king. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i like those shoes. >> my assistant becky gave these for my birthday. baseball shoes. in fact, called hardball, fastball. called. baseball seams. this feels. feel. >> jimmy: very stylish. wow, it is. baseball, yeah. you have like stitching from the glove as well. >> like home for me. >> jimmy: you had a baseball surprise party. what did they tell you would
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happen? >> i didn't know anything. my wife kept it a secret. mormons lied to me. mormons never lie. unbelievable. >> jimmy: i spoke to you on the radio. i got nervous i knew there was a surprise party the i didn't want to say anything. i always ruin them. you said something about your birthday i was like i tried to change the subject. >> did you know what the party was? >> yeah. >> so many people knew this. my wife told me going to lunch in malibu. planned the whole thing. don't know how she put up with it. incredible to set all this up. suppose to come home at 2:00 if i came home at 1:00. she was there. i saw her car in the garage. i went up to the bathroom where she is hiding. not supposed to be there. banging on the bathroom door i don't hear a sound. figured she collapsed in the bathroom. >> i go downstairs. >> you start dating again. oh, no. sorry. >> rent out her room. i go back downstairs.
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and her father tells me that, coming to pick up the car, there is something wrong with the car. her friend drove her to malibu. my friend, curt here tonight with his lovely fiance, you have got to take a peek. and driving me out. thought we were going to a meeting with dodger officials. an e-mail from the dodgers the they were in on this. the e-mail said season ticketholders, a meeting to discuss next year's trade, acquisition, we pulled into dodger stadium. all the light are on. so i said wait a minute. there is a meeting inside dodger stadium why are lights on. he says it is a city ordinance. if there is a meeting the lights have to be on. >> jimmy: you believe this? >> i do, i buy this. then we are pulling in. i see something on the scoreboard. he said look left. i look left. i go in, charlie steiner, the dodger radio announcer. center field. gates open. a golf cart. bring me in. 280 people, standing there, wife in dodger uniform. they pulled it off. >> jimmy: that is great.
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your party right on the field in dodger stadium. >> my partner, partner, and oratv, carlos slim, richest man in the world, flew in. warren beatty, celebrities, i can't believe all this. >> jimmy: they allowed a derek jeter video tribute in dodger stadium i find that unacceptable. >> one from kobe bryant. >> jimmy: acceptable. >> dick cheney, a laugh riot. >> jimmy: a laugh. i did one for you? thank you. >> you did. it was wonderful. >> you forgot me on the list. >> it was because the whole thing was -- overwhelming. >> surreal. crazy. first i can't believe i am 80. i cannot believe i am 80.
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>> jimmy: you make 80 seem -- >> my father died when he was 46. i had heart surgery, a heart attack when i was 53. my brother had heart surgery. in the genes. i have survived. i never thought. when i was a kid no one was 80. no one was 80. no one. who? social security was 65. you died at 66. a true story. i had an uncle, izzie. >> jimmy: i like you already. >> maybe 60 years old. come over to our apartment, with my mother's sister anna. sit in the rocker chair and go oy, oy, and he is 60. i whispered to my brother, you think he has sex? no chance. 60. who has sex at 60. now i am 80. i cannot. >> jimmy: are you still having sex? >> what? what? >> jimmy: larry, you are doing, you have like another new show now? is this true? how many shows are you doing? >> i am past the age of retirement. >> jimmy: ridiculous. thought i could leave.
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>> i couldn't leave. i come back. larry king now. on oratv by hulu. all originally my wife's idea to start the network. i've pick up rtnetwork, cable network carries it. and a show "politicking" once a week dealing with politics. now doing, on radio, larry king dropping in, short, 90 second radio bits in the morning which is carried on the aarp master page. >> jimmy: you work as a greeter at wal-mart also on the weekend, is that true? >> that is a very good. >> jimmy: i got you a gift. i know you have everything. baseball shoes, what else is left? i wanted to come up with something you could really use. guillermo, bring it in, the gift for larry. birthday gift. i think this is something -- this. i got you another gift too. something i don't know if you have. i got you a belt. larry king, everybody. the birthday boy. and larry king now. we'll be right back with daughtry.
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>> i am jimmy kimmel with the zoom and great picture quality, the qx turns your smart phone into a camera. to get the word out, we set my cousin sal toout to hollywood boulevard to show them how it would be with the qx instead of the phone alone. >> i'll take a picture of you and your lovely wife. get you right in front. i will fry try to capture all t goings-on. one, two. >> you stole my phone! >> you got my phone!
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>> you can't come in here. >> they have a point. i didn't steal your phone the i upgraded it. i upgraded your phone using the qx 10 lens from sony. now you won't take crappie piy pictures. everyone is excited about it. and it pops right off. isn't that something. i am taking pictures right now. and the best ones. that is a keeper. you will love that. >> awesome. >> pretend you look each other. move back. i want to show off the zoom. back, back. keep going. when you get hit by a car you will know it is far enough. aren't you happy. take care. >> so sorry. >> you should be sorry. you are out of control. the qx lens-style camera. only from sony.
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>> jimmy: i'd like to thank elizabeth banks, larry king, and apologize to matt damon, we ran out of time. "nightline" is next, but first their album "baptized" came out today, here with the song "waiting for super man," daughtry.
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♪ she's watching the taxi driver he pulls away she's been locked up inside her apartment ♪ ♪ a hundred days she says yeah he's still coming just a little bit late ♪ ♪ he got stuck at the laundromat watching the clouds roll by ♪ ♪ and they spell her name like lois lane and she smiles oh the way she smiles ♪ ♪ she's talking to angels counting the stars making a wish
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on a passing car ♪ ♪ she's dancing with strangers falling apart waiting for superman to pick her up ♪ ♪ in his arms yeah in his arms yeah waiting for superman ♪ ♪ she's out on the corner trying to catch a glimpse nothing's making sense she's been ♪ ♪ chasing an answer a sign lost in the abyss this metropolis she says ♪ ♪ yeah he's still coming just a little bit late he got stuck at the five and dime saving the day ♪ ♪ she says if life was a movie then it wouldn't end like this ♪ ♪ left without a kiss still she
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smiles oh the way she smiles yeah ♪ ♪ she's talking to angels she's counting the stars making a wish on a passing car ♪ ♪ she's dancing with strangers she's falling apart waiting for superman to pick her up ♪ ♪ in his arms yeah in his arms yeah she's waiting for superman ♪ ♪ and she smiles she's talking to angels she's counting the stars ♪ ♪ making a wish on a passing car she's dancing with strangers ♪ ♪ she's falling apart waiting for superman to pick her up ♪ ♪ in his arms yeah oh in his arms yeah she's waiting for superman ♪

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