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that is our report. we appreciate your time. >> right now on jimmy kimmle, duane "the rock" >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- dwayne johnson. rihanna. and music from death cab for cutie. with cleto and the cletones. and now, after all is said and done, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪
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>> jimmy: it's a little over the top. thanks to all of you for coming. i am the host of the show, my name is bobby. just kidding, it's jimmy, april fools, i got you guys. you should have seen the look on your face when i said bobby. today's april fools' day. a day on which we give pranks. april fools day is observed all around the world, not just here. canada, europe, australia, brazil. did you know that brazilian wax women get? that was a prank. that started on april fools. in indiana, state legislators played a hilarious april fools prank on gays and lesbians. they convinced them they'd passed a law that would let businesses discriminate against them. got you again.
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oh, what won't those gays fall for next? we have a very crazy show for you tonight. rihanna is here. she has a new -- [ cheers and applause ] a song, we've not heard it, the song called "bitch better have my money." a song about a bitch in whose best interest it would be to have rihanna's money. not only is bitch better have my money a good song, it's a great way to ask your mom for allowance. so the big event tonight, rihanna pulled a prank on me last night witthe help of some of my now former employees here at the show. last night, she snuck into my house, tiptoed up to my bedroom with a camera crew. i don't want to give too up away because we'll show the whole thing later. but this is a taste of what went on at my house at 1:00 a.m. >> okay. i'm going to wake up jimmy now.
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wish me luck. ♪ yeah yeah >> and we'll show the rest of that a little later on. [ cheers and applause ] very, very strange. suffice it to say i was confused. he did not break into my home, fortunately. from the new movie "furious 7," dwayne johnson is with us. great guy. [ cheers and applause ] i don't know if you know. interesting fact about dwayne. he was nicknamed "the rock" because he provides emotional support to those who need it.
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so we have the rock and rihanna. i feel like i'm in a miami dolphins luxury box tonight. sad news today from japan as i don't know if you heard the world's oldest person, a woman by the name of misao okawa, passed away. there she is. we celebrated her birthday three weeks ago. she turned 117. then just like that, it was over. so now the title of oldest person alive belongs to an american, gertrude weaver, 116-year-old woman from arkansas. not only is gertrude the oldest woman in the world, she is the only woman in the world still named gertrude. by the way, how many oldest people in the world need to die before the police do something about it? wake up, people. there's a serial killer on the loose. speaking of police, we were in austin, texas, a couple of weeks ago for the south by southwest festival. it was a lot of fun. snoop dogg was there which is
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part of the reason why it was a lot of the fun. snoop was invited to give the keynote speech at the festival. and at some point he took this photograph with a trooper from the department of public safety. he posted to instagram with the caption "me and my deputy dog." which is harmless, right? well, unfortunately, the trooper, his name is billy spears, got in trouble. he was reprimanded. it's going to go on his permanent employment record. he's now required to get counseling for posing for a picture with snoop dogg. this is the official counseling record. this is real. deficiencies indicating need for counseling. while working a secondary employment job trooper spears took a photo with a public figure who has a well-known criminal background including numerous drug charges. the public figure posted the photo on social media and it reflects poorly on the agency. reasons given by employee for deficiencies. he asked to take the photo. seems like a good enough reason. the department of public safety is getting a lot of criticism for this. i have to say, i think they did
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the right thing by punishing this trooper. the last thing we need in this country right now are pictures of black men and white police officers getting along. it just sends the wrong message. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] i hope it doesn't happen again. this is something that sounds like an april fools joke but apparently is not. the e! network added another kardashian spinoff. the show will be called "dash dolls." they'll follow not a kardashian but the employees of their stores the dash boutiques. that's right, you no longer have to be a kardashian to get your own reality show, you have to be in some way near them. why not a show about the camera crew that follows them, keeping up with the guys who are keeping up with the kardashians? [ cheers and applause ] the kardashians have had a lot of very successful shows and spinoffs over the years. i don't think this is going to work and i'll tell you why. fans of the kardashians don't want to watch a show about
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people who have jobs. you know what i'm saying? dash dolls. at this point, e! could put a go pro camera on kendall jenner's dog and it would be the number three show on the network. this week, i issued challenge to our viewers. i called upon you to get your camera phones out and say april fools this morning just as your husband or wife or mom or dad was taking their first sip of morning coffee. then i asked you to post the video to youtube with the title hey jimmy kimmel i did nothing to the coffee. so hundreds of you answered the call. we got a lot more videos than i imagined we would. went through all the submissions, whittled them down to the strongest. here they are now. paranoid americans doing what we do best, freaking out about nothing. >> good morning. >> good morning, how are you today? >> good, you? by the way, i didn't do anything to your coee. >> what'd you do? oh my god! what'd you do to it!
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oh my god! what is in it! >> nothing. >> oh my god, what is in it? oh my god. it's april 1st. what did you do to it? oh my god. did you put salt in the sugar? oh, it's gross. okay, okay. mm! >> want coffee? what? >> nothing. >> is this coffee? >> yes. >> i'm going to take a dump. april fools. >> what did you do to me? what did you give me? >> you all right? >> am i going to [ bleep ] my brains out? exlax? >> hm? >> i'm going to [ bleep ] punch you in the [ bleep ]. >> what the [ bleep ] is that? >> what does it taste like? >> liquor. i'm about to go to work, this is
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really not the best thing. >> hey, hey. april fools. >> april fools! how's your coffee? >> what did you do? >> nothing. >> what did you do? >> nothing. happy april fools' day. >> what'd you do? if there's something wrong with it i'm going to punch you in the face. >> that's not nice, mom! >> i know it's not. >> happy april fools. happy april fools. >> what did you do? >> april fools. >> it's weak. >> april fools. >> what are you talking about?
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what the hell's the matter with you? >> april fools. >> april fools my ass. what the hell's wrong? >> april fools. >> what do you mean? what's in it? >> what do you think? >> i don't know. vodka? >> no. >> poison? >> april fools day. honey, nothing's in the coffee. it's a joke, it's a joke. jimmy kimmel told me to do it. >> oh my god! >> april fools! >> what do you mean? >> what's in your tea? i mean, coffee, tea? >> [ bleep ], [ bleep ], [ bleep
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]! >> april fools. >> april fools. >> you said that too soon. i didn't drink it. is it pee? >> april fools. >> i don't know what you did. [ bleep ]. >> i want you to have this cup of coffee. have a cup of coffee. it's coffee. >> it's water. >> it's coffee. >> tell jimmy kimmel to go [ bleep ] himself. [ bleep ], [ bleep ], [ bleep ], [ bleep ], [ bleep ], [ bleep ], [ bleep ], [ bleep ], [ bleep ]. >> here's your coffee. >> [ bleep ], [ bleep ], [ bleep ], [ bleep ], [ bleep ]. >> jimmy: thanks, everybody. tonight on the show, we have music from death cab for cutie. rihanna is here. dwayne johnson is here. everybody's here so stick around! [ cheers and applause ] ♪
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>> jimmy: welcome back. dwayne johnson, rihanna, and music from death cab for cutie are on the way, but first you'll want to stay up late to see the april fools' day prank rihanna pulled on me in my bedroom last night. today is april fools day but instead of screwing with people, our friends at chevy decided to to turn april 1st into "the best day ever." so they spent today surprising people all across america with nice things. and they let us give out the final surprise of the day, a new 2015 chevy traverse, to a very worthy recipient. her name is stephanie white. she's a single mom from san diego who has adopted seven special-needs boys. we found out about her. we found out she couldn't fit all her kids into her current
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car, so we decided to remedy that with some hidden cameras, a fake parking valet, and my cousin sal. >> sal: all right, let's give away a brand-new car to a nice lady. all right, here she comes. >> how are you today? >> excellent. >> welcome to the grill. here we go. >> thank you. >> you're welcome. >> how are you doing? welcome to the grill. >> thank you. >> you want to park your car? >> i want to pick it up. >> you already parked it. 20 minutes ago. >> first day on the job, i'm a little nervous. thank you. >> oh my gosh. >> thank you very much. have a good day, ma'am. >> that's -- >> this is not your car? >> this is not my car. >> this is the ticket you gave me, ma'am. >> it's not my car, trust me. >> you just gave to it me a few minutes ago, right?
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>> you just gave to it me a few minutes ago, right? >> yes. >> okay. hang tight. this is my mistake. just a moment. >> okay. because i don't want that car. hopefully he's really getting my car now. >> that's him. >> oh my god. now there's a mail truck coming out garage. >> this is it, right? >> no. >> this is the only one i have back there. >> no. >> would you -- >> i don't want a mail truck. >> okay, here's the thing. i am so nervous. this is my first day. i'm freaking out. my manager's watching. it would really help if you just got in the car and pulled away, even a few feet. drive it around the corner if you can. and i'll try to find your car. thank you so much. my manager's watching. thank you. thank you so much! have a good day, thank you! >> hi, where are you going? you're going away from him? oh my god. poor guy.
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>> i think he should seek another career. >> okay, she's been waiting patiently, let's give her her car. >> is that him? that's him again. that's not my car. now he's got a manager. >> sal: i'm the manager here. raoul told me about the inconvenience today. to make it up to you i'd like to present you with a new 2015 chevy traverse. >> no way. >> sal: oh, yeah. >> are you serious? >> sal: that's yours. it's a family vehicle. it comes fully loaded. actually, it's loaded with your family. >> oh my god, are they serious? >> sal: come on out. >> i kidnapped them for a while. these are your kids, right? and this is your car. congratulations. this is your family, right? >> this is my family. >> sal: oh, thank god, that would have been terrible. don't get too excited, we sold
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your old car. >> okay, whatever. this is beautiful. it's so great. are you excited? say thank you. >> thank you! >> sal: all right, come on let's go to hooters. >> wait -- [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you, chevy. we only have to do that 300 more times to catch up to oprah. we'll be right back with dwayne johnson! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ [engine revving] ♪ i got bit by a snake. poison? oh god, oh wow. ok, yeah. i feel that. it's definitely poison. apparently, i'm immune to venom. immune steve. immune to venom? ♪ i've been claritin clear for ten incdays.le! when your allergy symptoms start, doctors recommend
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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome back to the show. tonight we have a good one. a super duper star who shines with diamond-like brightness. rihanna is here. she scared the bejesus out of me in the middle of the night last night. luckily they got it all on video, so stay up for that. and then later, their new album came out yesterday. it's called "kintsugi." death cab for cutie from the at&t outdoor stage. [ cheers and applause ] tomorrow night, jason statham will be here, from espn jalen rose will join us, and we'll have music from brian wilson. the legendary brian wilson.
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tonight, a very large and versatile human being who is as adept at delivering an eyebrow as he is an elbow. his new movie is called "furious 7." it opens in theaters both standard and imax on friday, please welcome dwayne johnson. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: how are you? >> buddy, how are you doing? >> jimmy: i'm doing well. >> thank you, thank you so much. thank you. >> jimmy: i noticed something. is it my imagination or are those shoes too big for your feet? >> no? what size do you wear? >> 15. >> jimmy: oh my god. 15. >> wow.
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one guy, uh. >> jimmy: right across the street today vin diesel your costar got his handprints and footprints in the cement over at the mann's chinese theater. >> yeah, that's right. >> jimmy: i don't know if your feet would fit in the cement. >> feet and hands, i don't know, we've got to go double size. >> jimmy: were you over there for that? >> i was not. i was working my pecs at that point. >> jimmy: were you? >> training. >> jimmy: do you work out? [ cheers and applause ] >> i do. i work out occasionally, yes, yes. i try to. >> jimmy: how much do you work out? >> generally maybe about an hour and a half a day. >> jimmy: do you feel bad about yourself if you miss? or do you never miss? >> no, i do, i train probably five times a week. >> jimmy: if you were on a plane, say you have a 15-hour flight or something like that, will you do push-ups in the aisles? >> oh, whole thing. we clear it out. i have the stability ball and
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everything. i got people on my back, i'm doing push-ups. >> jimmy: lifting the flight attendants. >> yeah, i lift the flight attendants. then it becomes a different type of flight. >> jimmy: do you participate in april fools-type activity? >> i love -- i love it. >> jimmy: you do, okay. >> i want to say, wow, buddy. getting woken up by rihanna? wow. [ cheers and applause ] dreams come true. >> jimmy: i know, i should have just locked the door and kept her there. >> yeah, it's like rihanna, obviously i love april fools. the thing about it is i love doing -- my april fools runs the entire year. >> jimmy: i see, yes. >> because april fools, everyone's expecting it. so this past -- around christmas time we're getting ready to make a big announcement for a movie. i call my agent. i was overseas, i call my agent brad slater, woke him up in the middle of the night. hey, man, i've got to talk to you. he's like what is going on? what's wrong?
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i don't how it happened but my cousin, who was on tour with us, just got busted with prostitutes and my name is attached to it now. and it's all getting ready to hit the press. he started freaking out. brad, are you okay? he was getting emotional, what are we going to do? i'm going to be calm, i'm thinking about this, hold on. and i was like, i don't know what to do, i think there's multiple prostitutes with this thing, a whole ring over here. it's unbelievable. had him going, going, going. finally i was like, oh, brad, brad, he is like what? december fools! [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] it's ridiculous. december fools! you've got to say it like that. it was a long pause. >> jimmy: if you ever heard the story about the boy who cried wolf? you have to be very careful. he might not take the call next time. >> especially with prostitutes. >> jimmy: right. i wanted to ask you about this photograph that you posted. >> oh, yeah. >> jimmy: this is instagram. this is you, how old are you in this picture? >> i'm 27 right there probably.
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i'm 6 years old. >> jimmy: 6 years old with muhammad ali. >> the people's champ. we were in new zealand. and he was promoting a fight over there. and my dad i believe had met him and sparred with him a couple of times, george foreman. my mom took me to the hotel that he was promoting at. and i met him there. pulled me up on his lap, took a couple of pictures with me. >> jimmy: wow. >> yeah. since then, i mean, he has -- he's been one of my heroes. >> jimmy: why were you in new zealand? >> we were in new zealand because at that time wrestling wasn't as global as it is today. we did a lot of traveling. my dad wrestled in a lot of different places. so we would travel. we had a gypsy lifestyle. living in new zealand -- and i came from -- i was an only child. so it was kind of a shock because when we went to new zealand, we got a lot of the -- the samoan side of my family, a lot live in new zealand. it went from living alone, being an only kid, to living with massive -- like a big family. >> jimmy: oh, really. >> big family. >> jimmy: not also big but big people.
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>> big people, right. so my aunties were probably -- there were a few who were like 250, three bills, tipping the scales. so every sunday we'd have big dinners. we'd have -- in our culture it's a big thing, all get together. and when a little bit of alcohol gets involved, then there's always inevitably a lot of fights. >> jimmy: ah. >> not just between guys and guys. between the men and the women. >> jimmy: oh, really. >> yeah. when you're tipping the scales at three bills, i mean, those are tough ladies. >> jimmy: i see. >> yes, tough women. >> jimmy: really, wow. >> i saw an awesome fight, my uncle was popping off, he was drunk. my aunt is like, hm, okay. she took her shoe off. one of those big clog wooden shoes. she hit him right in the face. right in the face. it was awesome by way, yes. >> jimmy: a little taste of holland. >> yes. right in the mouth. >> jimmy: in hawaii, where you also grew up, did you have big family there as well? >> we did.
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i had my family there, at one time we lived with my grandfather, who was a famous wrestler, hijei peter. we lived with him and my grandmother. they used to fight too, notorious for fighting. my grandmother was a very tough woman. my grandfather was a very tough guy. they used to fight. one time i remember i was 8 years old. and there was a big crash in the bedroom. and they came out -- sorry, my grandmother came out, a big crash, yelling. you know when people are fighting. she came out. keep in mind, my grandmother's a very tough woman. yeah. so she came out. and my mom came out. what's going on? my mom starts tearing up. my grandmother grabs the biggest knife in the kitchen. it's like this. she's like, it's okay, just take dwayne, you guys go to a motel for the night. it's all good. i'm 8 years old. >> jimmy: oh, no. >> awesome.
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>> jimmy: well, maybe it's best that you're an only child. >> it's crazy, right? crazy. >> jimmy: how many wrestlers are in your family? >> oh, i have a long line of wrestlers. we're all related. my grandfather haichi peter, the wild samoans, my dad rocky johnson, super fly sooka, uncle king tonga. >> king tonga was your uncle? i remember him, yeah. >> and arguably one of the toughest men -- >> jimmy: you mean in real life? >> in real life in pro wrestling. >> jimmy: could he beat up his wife if they got in a fight? >> no, she would kick his ass. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: did you call him uncle king tonga? >> i had respectfully, right -- there's this crazy story. he was out eating after a match. at one time he was wrestling hulk hogan. i think this was in buffalo. after a match -- yeah, someone from buffalo. so after a match, some of these fans started getting a little unruly when he was eating dinner.
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he was not only toughest, one of the toughest men in the world, but also one of the most kind, gentle guys. this is a heartwarming story. he's eating and a fan was drunk and unruly. you're not that tough! my uncle's like, no, it's okay, just leave me alone, please, you're not that tough. finally the guy pushed my uncle. gets up, grabs him by the head, and he bites his nose off. okay? >> jimmy: is this the kind and gentle part? >> no, that's not the kind and gentle -- that's the, i'm an animal, i told you not to mess with me. bites his nose off. boom. spits it on the ground. guy goes crazy, his wife starts freaking out. they call the cops. cops come back to find my uncle tonga still sitting, eating. they were like, uh -- he's menacing looking, massive, sitting there eating. sir, are you tonga fapita? yes, yes, i am. did you get in an altercation? yes, i did, yes.
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and is his -- i believe his nose, i think he's at the hospital? oh, yes, his nose, it's right over there. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: wow, i'm surprised. fighting and eating in buffalo. dwayne johnson is here. "furious 7." be right back! i really don't know what to expect until i go out there and play. we want a spirited performance. who offers the most horsepower? lincoln mkc.
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>> crippled my brother. >> there was one man and he's standing in front of you. ♪ the lady was right. you are a terrible liar. ♪ >> jimmy: there you go, that's dwayne johnson in "furious 7." in theaters on friday. that was great. all i could think of when i was watching that is, it must be like a family dinner with your aunt and uncle. >> that's correct, right through the glass. >> jimmy: i think the movie is really good. >> thank you, man. >> jimmy: there's a scene in the movie, i don't want to give too much away, you defy your doctor's orders. >> we got to give it away. >> jimmy: all right. >> absolutely.
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>> jimmy: you decide to rip the cast off your arm. >> yes. >> jimmy: it is one of the best -- it's going to be one of those scenes we reference for the next 45 years, i think. >> that's the best part about this, about the character in this. just the fun i had. because there's that cool bad-asserry that's absurd. i have this fast because i fell out of a ten-story building after jason threw me out of there. when it's time to handle business, instead of waiting for a doctor like appropriately, i break it off. james wand shot it really cool, low angle first time. >> jimmy: fantastic. >> i break it off and end with, daddy's got to go to work! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: dwayne johnson. go see "furious 7." it opens friday. we'll be right back with rihanna! [ cheers and applause ] ♪
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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: still to come, music death cab for cutie. our next guest showed up earlier this morning than any guest ever in my bedroom at 1:00 in the morning. she has a new movie for the kids called "home" and a new song that is definitely not for kids called "bitch better have my money." it's number one on itunes. please say hello to rihanna! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: how's it going? >> i'm good, how are you? i mean, how are you? >> jimmy: i'm a little groggy. >> not too traumatized? >> jimmy: no. i was a little traumatized. but ultimately it turned out okay. >> you were so traumatized you couldn't move. >> jimmy: yeah. that's how i sleep.
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>> i can't give it away. >> jimmy: i sleep like a lump, i really do. >> that was the good news. i was so nervous. but everyone was like, no, no. >> jimmy: she knows. if there was a fire i'd turn into brisket. there would be nothing left of me. well, that was a weird thing. are you a prankster in general? >> i love playing pranks on people, i love it. >> jimmy: you do it to your friends, family, or whom? >> whoever. my band. they suffer the most. >> jimmy: they have, what do you do with them? >> on the road you just get, you know, a little bored. you get into miss chief. especially on the last show we usually do -- we prank and do different things. they prank me, i prank them or both. this year we had to perform outside, freezing cold, and i poured like the dirtiest mixture of like milk and pineapple juice, eggs, whatever i could think of, bubble gum, in the bottom of the shoes. i lined their crotch, the crotch of their pants with gum.
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i mean -- >> jimmy: oh my god. >> i put raw fish in their suit case. >> jimmy: i feel like i got off easy, then. >> yeah, you did. >> jimmy: well, whose idea was this to do this to me? >> i am a really big fan of your april fools pranks. >> jimmy: i see. >> i was like -- i want to do that. let's get him. >> jimmy: yeah, well, you did. well, let's show the video, this is what happened at my house late -- or early this morning. ♪ ♪ >> okay. we're going to go wake up jimmy now.
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wish me luck. ♪ ♪ get up get up ♪ come on >> [ bleep ]. ♪ bitch better have my money ♪ bitch better have my money [ cheers and applause ] ♪ bitch better have my money ♪ bitch better have my money ♪ ♪ bitch better have my money
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hey, jimmy. good night, jimmy. >> jimmy: my mouth is bleeding. [ bleep ]. ♪ >> i want my money, jimmy. >> jimmy: all right, that was a good one. >> happy april fools. >> jimmy: thank you. >> thank you so much. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah. i'll be thanking you later. thinking a ufo had landed. i didn't know what was going on. >> thanks for not killing us. >> jimmy: see you later. >> bye-bye. [ cheers and applause ]
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♪ bitch better have my money >> jimmy: i will admit that's not usually how you come to me in my dreams. and then all night rest of the night, i was hearing "bitch better have my money." what happened with the bitch, why does she owe you money? did you lend it to the bitch? was there a time period in which it was supposed to be paid back, the bitch was supposed to pay the money back? >> pending. wait for the video. >> jimmy: all right. >> all in the video. >> jimmy: i gotcha. when is your new album coming out? >> the new album is coming out very soon. >> jimmy: i see. >> i don't have a date yet. >> jimmy: okay. >> but i want it to be out like now. like i can't wait to send it out. [ cheers and applause ] i'm so anxious. >> jimmy: well, i'd love it if you could burst into my room and do each song from the album as you release each one. that would be a very nice thing. >> well, molly who's probably your ex-wife by now -- >> jimmy: yes, she is. >> she can help me with that.
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>> jimmy: i was wondering if you could help me with the twizzler challenge, do you know about this? >> tell me about it. >> jimmy: there's a group called new york collaborates for autism. they're doing it, april is autism awareness month. ever see "lady and the tramp"? >> yes, i have. >> jimmy: okay. so if you would put that in one end and i will put this in my mouth and we're going to -- >> oh-oh. molly! >> jimmy: there is for molly. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: there we go. that was good. by the way, i had that one up my nose. april fools. now what we have to do is challenge someone else, another pair or something like that, to do this. >> hm. >> jimmy: you have somebody you want to challenge?
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i will challenge j.j. abrams and chewbacca, or any of the "star wars" characters. preferably chewbacca would be a good pick. >> definitely jim parsons. >> jimmy: okay. >> who should his partner be? >> jimmy: jim parsons' partner? maybe also chewbacca. >> or molly. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's fine. rihanna's new single is called "bitch better have my money." and her animated movie "home" is in theaters right now. be right back with music from death cab for cutie! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> dicky: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is presented by at&t. mobilizing your world.
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yesterday, here with the song "black sun," death cab for cutie! ♪ ♪ there is whiskey in the water and there is death upon the vine ♪ ♪ there is fear in the eyes of your father and there is yours and there is mine ♪ ♪ there is a desert veiled in pavement and there's a city of seven hills ♪ ♪ and all our debris flows to the ocean to meet again i hope it will ♪
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♪ how could something so fair be so cruel when this black sun revolved around you ♪ ♪ ♪ there is an answer in a question and there is hope within despair ♪ ♪ and there is beauty in a failure and there are depths beyond compare ♪
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♪ there is a role of a lifetime and there's a song yet to be sung ♪ ♪ and there's a dumpster in the driveway of all the plans that came undone ♪ ♪ how could something so fair be so cruel when this black sun revolved around you ♪ ♪
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♪ there is whiskey in the water and there is death ♪ ♪ upon the vine and there is grace within forgiveness but it's so hard ♪ ♪ for me to find how could something so fair be so cruel when this black sun ♪ ♪ revolved around you [ cheers and applause ]
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