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we uh appreciate your time. >> from all of us here, thank you for joining us. up next >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- kevin spacey. from "forever", ioan gruffudd. and music from stromae. with cleto and the cletones. and now, might i add, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: very nice. [ cheers and applause ]
thank you very much. thanks to all of you for coming. very nice. i'm curious because i know a lot of people here on vacation and what not. how many of you watched diane sawyer's interview with bruce jenner on friday night. [ applause ] i did too. i watched it live and the next morning to soak it up. i think he came off very well. he went from being a boring man to a very charming woman. right? i think we might have found our next bachelorette. the interview got huge ratings. 17 million people tuned in to watch and it did not disappointment. i have to say the most shocking part of the interviewer for me is when bruce told diane there was only one full-length mirror in the kardashian house. i find that impossible to believe.
bruce also said that so far kim has been the most accepting of the kardashians and the easiest to talk to. he said kim credited kanye west, her husband, with helping to understand how important it is to be true to yourself. i agree but to a point -- you should be true to yourself until yourself feels like walking on stage during someone else's acceptance speech kicks in. [ cheers and applause ] but good for kanye. it says a lot about a family when kanye west is the voice of reason but good for kanye. among other things, bruce jenner identified himself as a conservative republican. he said he believes the house and senate leaders john boehner and mitch mcconnell will support him and advocate for transgender issues. his quote was i think they would be very receptive to it. oh, yeah, of course they will. they are probably having the buttons printed as we speak. billboards, banners, maybe some
foam fingers they sell at games. they are not booing. they are saying bruce. john boehner and mitch mcconnell had no comment today on that comment. one thing bruce did not divulge during the interview is what his new female name would be. it is traditional to take a new name. he said he didn't want to reveal it because the media will go crazy and he will never get rid of it. i happen to know the real reason he didn't share it with diane wyer is because his new female name is diane sawyer. he wanted to let her know privately they would be sharing a name, which is the right thing to do. it's considerate. one nice thing about a new name, he can get stuff monogrammed. it is tough to do that when your initials are b.j. i'm happy for bruce jenner. i'm sure this is a great relief after hiding out all of this time. turns out all of these years instead of the kardashians we should have been keeping up with him.
>> jimmy: meanwhile, justin bieber is still is dude for the most part. he crashed a high school prom over the weekend. high school prom was going on and justin showed up. is that crashing or creepy? i'm not sure. justin was supposedly on his way to a recording session next to the prom and decided to stop in. of course everyone went crazy. [ screaming ] >> jimmy: i think i might want to crash a high school prom to see if anyone there would have any reaction at all. [ laughter ] i feel bad for the boys at the prom. you spend three weeks working up the courage to ask the girl you have a crush on. she says yes. you rent a tux, maybe a limo. you take her to dinner. you have to figure out how much to tip. finally it's time for the slow dance, justin bieber walks in and that's that.
she spends the rest of the night on instagram. speaking of instagram and facebook and twitter, i have an exciting program i'm about to launch. i'd like you to be a part of it. this is something i have been working on for quite sometime. i call it the finger of shame. as you know, people are the worst. they are -- people do inconsiderate things all the time. it's driving me crazy. the people who, like, take forever to get out of their parking spot when you are waiting, people who talk loudly on their phones at the grocery. people who don't hold the door when you are coming in behind them. the terrible people. you know who i mean. the people who need to be stopped. tonight, i'm launching a campaign to raise awareness of this, to hopefully slow it down a little and here's how it works. if you see someone misbehaving you give that person the finger of shame. not the middle one. this is the finger of shame. when you happen upon a disgraceful act, i want you to point your finger and take a
photo of what is going on with the finger. i will show you how it goes. all right. what we did is we asked our staff to do a little test run to get the ball rolling. here's some examples. these are all real. someone in our parking lot parked in two spots. for that you see they get the finger of shame. with the hashtag there. next we have one of our writers, josh. texting while crossing the street. finger of shame. guy wearing a bike helmet, bike shorts, bike shorts no shoes, no bike. finger of shame. this gentleman is taking up the whole mat at the gym, which i guess is a no-no. this had to be explained to me because i don't go to the gym but he gets the finger of shame. someone recording a concert on
an ipad, finger of shame. and last but not at least, this woman is painting her nails while driving her car. this vehicle was in motion. we caught her magenta handed. oprah would go berserk if she saw this. finger of shame. so from now on when you see something like this going on, point a camera and point a finger and send it to me or put it on twitter or instagram with the #fingerofshame. we don't want to damage property or do anything illegal. it should be things happening in public. use common sense. together we can do something. we can reestablish shame in this country. it is disappearing. one finger at a time. we have a good show tonight. we have music from stromae, from "forever," ioan gruffudd is with us and kevin spacey from "house of cards" on netflix. an interesting fact i learned today. kevin spacey not only one of the
most talented in showbiz he has the distinction of being one of five american actors who's not an avenger. did you know that? as you know we are in the middle of a drought here in california. we got some rain over the weekend but not enough. thing s have gotten so bad our governor imposed mandatory water restrictions for the first time ever in our state. of course we use a lot of water in california to grow things like tomatoes and marijuana, but we waste a lot of water. we also need to do our part to not waste -- water is kind of an important part of our diet, so we put together this psa to encourage californians to stop the waste. i'd like you to pay attention to this because sometimes jokes are not jokes.
>> due to a severe drought, the governor has ordered californians to cut back on water use, including showers, lawns and water-based practical jokes. including water balloons. [ bleep ]. sink spray heads. and water bottles. burden of proof -- [ bleep ] wasting water is no laughing matter. paid by california's for dry pranks. >> jimmy: that's -- get back to the water-related fun. this comes from a local fox affiliate in st. louis. on thursday night they had a story about a fro-yo experiment gone awry. >> this is in the university city fro-yo. watch as the customer throws money at a cashier. then the cashier throws a bowl of frozen yogurt at the customer. >> on my face, clothes, shoes, everywhere, my head.
>> jimmy: okay. so does anyone recognize that guy? well, maybe this will refresh your memory. >> i'm not gay no more. i'm delivered. i don't like men no more. women, women, women. i like women. i'm not gay. i would not date a man. i would not carry a purse. i would not put on makeup. i will, i will love a woman. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: it's the "i'm not gay no more" guy. he got hit with a fro-yo. his name is andrew caldwell. he won the prestigious "jimmy kimmel live" clip last year. he loves women and fro-yo apparently. we tracked him down. there he is. we have him standing by. when we come back, we will learn everything there is to learn about andrew.
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>> jimmy: welcome back. [ cheers and applause ] kevin spacey, ioan gruffudd and music from stromae on the way. but first i have important business to attend to right now. in a moment, we're going to chat with andrew caldwell, who's the star of one of my all-time favorite you tube videos. this is a video i watched many, many, many times. if you are just joining us, here's a refreshing clip for you. >> i'm not gay no more. i'm delivered! i don't like men no more.
i like women. women, women, women, women! >> jimmy: so he found -- well, we found one woman he doesn't like at all. last week, andrew was the victim of a serious yogurt throwing incident at a fro-yo store. he claims they used a slur against him. we saw on video she threw his fro-yo right in his face. >> the cashier tells me she had never seen the viral video. police arrived at the fro-yo moments later. stephanie was left with a court date for third degree assault and andrew was left with a face full of frozen yogurt. >> i filled it up to the top and i had kit-kat and reeses on it. >> jimmy: joining us live from st. louis please say hello to andrew caldwell. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: first of all, andrew,
do you have any idea what a fan i am of your work? >> yes, and i love it. >> jimmy: you do. okay. i'm so excited to talk to you. first, do you normally put kit-kat and reeses on your frozen yogurt or was this a special occasion? >> it was a special occasion. i love it. >> jimmy: if you knew it was going to be thrown in your face would you have chosen softer toppings, like gummi bears or mini marshmallows? >> yeah. i would have chosen that. >> jimmy: walk us through what happened on this terrible day at the fro-yo store. >> i walked inside the store i'm like, let me get some frozen ice cream. >> jimmy: right. >> so i got frozen ice cream and she looked at me and said, oh, my god. that's the guy from the video. >> jimmy: oh, i see. okay. >> when i set my frozen yogurt on the scales to get it
weighed -- because they have to weigh it by the ounce. so i got me reeses and kit-kats. >> jimmy: got ya. >> when i got the reeses and kit-kats, she said [ bleep ] and i'm like, excuse me? and i'm like, to myself, did she just call me a [ bleep ]. and then she started speaking spanish. then when i said, i need to speak to a manager because you just called me a [ bleep ] and she said, oh, i am the manager. and i said i need to speak to somebody else. the dog. i called her a dog. >> jimmy: do you mean snoop dogg or what up dog. >> like snoop dogg. >> jimmy: all right. i see. so then you had an exchange with her? >> yes. when i set my ice cream on the
scale she stood back. she took my ice cream from the scale and threw it in my face. >> jimmy: we saw that yeah. >> i threw my money but i didn't throw it and i gave it to her and she threw my $10 bill. >> jimmy: she did, okay. we saw that on the video. boy, it's a good thing you didn't order hot fudge. that could have been a really bad -- >> right. my skin would have been burned. >> jimmy: was this the first time you made it rain on a frozen yogurt store employee? >> yeah. this is the first time. >> jimmy: we asked the cashier who threw the yogurt to join us tonight. her employer said she is not allowed to speak to the press anymore. this is what she told the news. >> that's not true because i'm gay. anyone i work with knows i'm gay. >> jimmy: that's a twist, a frozen yogurt twist, right there, isn't it? it turns out that she says she is gay.
i should say too because i know you are not gay no more. are you gay no more? >> i'm not gay no more. i am delivered. >> jimmy: so will you be writing a yelp review of this store? >> yes, i will. >> jimmy: you will. are you going to sue the store? >> yes, i am. >> jimmy: you are. how much do you think you should get for something like this? >> couple million. >> jimmy: that's a lot of toppings, isn't it? >> yes. a million for each topping. >> jimmy: how did the video end up where you wound up in front of the congregation saying all of that stuff. >> i went up and got up for prayer and when went for prayer. i thought i need to say something. the preacher was talking about men bleeding from their butts. >> jimmy: what? >> and i am like, you know what,
i'm not gay no more. i'm delivered. i said i will not put on makeup, or wear a purse. i will not. i will love a woman. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: andrew, first of all, i know a lot of gay men and none of them carry a purse, but secondly are you currently -- do you have a woman? is there a mrs. caldwell in your life? >> soon will be. >> jimmy: oh, soon will be. >> yes. >> jimmy: is it possible you and the cashier will rekindle and have a relationship? >> oh, no. >> jimmy: no. >> huh-uh. >> jimmy: would you accept her apology if she gave you one? >> yes, i will. >> jimmy: you would, okay. that's good. that is -- that's the sort of thing we suld be talking about in church, i guess. right? >> praise the lord. >> jimmy: there you go.
andrew -- we have to get andrew to come out here, right? all right. andrew, i'm going to -- let's stay in touch, huh? really keep us up to date on everything that is going on in your life, all right? >> yes. >> jimmy: very good that. is andrew caldwell from st. louis, missouri. [ cheers and applause ] i'm star struck. we have a great show. we have music from stromae. we have ioan gruffudd from treu may and we will be right back with kevin spacey so kick -- stick around.
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♪come on over to my place ♪hey girl ♪we're having a party happy birthday, grandma! ♪we'll be swinging ♪dancing and singing ♪baby come on over tonight >> jimmy: welcome back. wall of america from the show "forever" ioan gruffudd is here. he's from wales. then later, from not too far from there in belgium, his album is called "racine carrée," i'm sure i am pronouncing that horribly stromae from the at&t stage.
you can see stromae live at madison square garden, october 5th. tomorrow night, tim mcgraw is with us, from "the middle" patricia heaton will be here and later this week, billy crystal, kim kardashian-west, michael sheen, dave salmoni and his wild animals, plus music from yelawolf featuring travis barker and modest mouse join us for all of that. our first guest tonight is a two-time oscar-winning actor whom you know from many great films. he is a big reason why people now watch whole seasons of their favorite tv shows all in a row, so strap on an adult diaper for "house of cards." season three is available on netflix now. please say hello to kevin spacey. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> how are you? [ cheers and applause ]
>> jimmy: very good to see you. i like that suit. >> thank you very much. >> jimmy: that's like the suit president obama got in trouble for wearing, right? it looks good. how are you doing? >> i'm a president that won't get in trouble for it. i'm from the south. >> jimmy: you are a real president. come on now. is it true you just got kicked out of england i saw there was a big party saying farewell to you. >> they didn't kick me out. they did send me off. >> jimmy: they did. >> you know i have been living in london for 12 years running a theater, i have been the artistic director there for 11 seasons. i am giving up my post and giving it to matthew who signed on for six seasons. they had a celebration gala for me a week ago. >> jimmy: it was quite an event. who was there? >> sting performed, annie lenox performed. video testimonies from judi dench, president clinton, elton
john. they actually rewrote a song called "brush up your shakespeare." but they rewrote it to say brush up your spacey. >> jimmy: that has to be a thrill. >> and 42 actors and actresses showed up and gave performances and spoke and it was an extraordinary night. >> jimmy: that was quite a commitment that you made. you leave your country. >> yeah. >> jimmy: it's -- for an actor who's in hollywood or new york in l.a. working regularly in film to go to another country is risky. >> at the time that i made the decision, there were a line of people who thought i was [ bleep ] crazy. >> jimmy: your friends? >> particularly my agent. >> jimmy: your agent didn't like the idea. >> i said when i made the commitment i am going for ten years. i thought it would take ten years to make it right and it did. we left the old vic as a
thriving destination after it had been in disrepair for 30 years. people weren't really going to it. we had a huge educational program. we had a program that was about helping emerging artists get their first breaks in the business. >> jimmy: did you find that it had any impact on your film career as far as what parts you got? >> yeah. in hollywood if you are out of sight you are out of mind. i did a few films along the way. i didn't get offered that many films when i went and stayed there. it was up until "house of cards" happened, which was our ninth season of work and then that happened. and now people don't think i'm so [ bleep ] crazy anymore. >> jimmy: right. you were forced to -- "house of cards," i have this problem and when "house of cards" comes on, i will watch the whole thing in a day and a half or something but i don't know if i can talk
about it with anybody. >> you can't. >> jimmy: what is the time period? you should be the guy to establish this. >> infinity. >> jimmy: ever? >> yeah. i have been doing press the first three seasons and every time journalists want to talk about plot lines and things that happen and things they were shocked by. i say i can't talk about any of it because there are millions in other countries, as well as the united states who are only just discovering season one. >> jimmy: what about the old saying "too slow, joe"? shouldn't those people -- >> first of all is that an old saying or did you just make it up? >> jimmy: somewhere in my head. >> i think it is time for the finger of shame. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh, no. i can't believe i got fingered on my own show. >> you got fingered on your own show.
>> jimmy: i like that. [ laughter ] >> i wasn't sure i would have to use that but i was confident. i brought my phone out. >> jimmy: thank you. i think people at home, hopefully are googling too slow, joe. it is indeed one of the most cherished sentences. >> perhaps it may have been. in calvin coolidges time. >> jimmy: you were in england for a long time. >> it makes me feel i didn't miss much. >> jimmy: do you know what on fleak means. is that what it is? >> on fleak? >> jimmy: yeah. >> is that an ice skating term. >> jimmy: i have no idea what it means. i hear people saying it. it is just how i know i'm old when i hear people saying on fleak. i think it means on target but i'm not sure and i have no idea.
>> on point. >> jimmy: oh, all right. thank you. >> isn't that appropriate then? >> jimmy: you are right. the finger again. the dreaded finger. kevin spacey is here. "house of cards" is on netflix. we'll take a break and be right back. ♪ >> dicky: the live" concert series is presented by at&t, mobiebilizin your world. so what are you gonna do with your old phone? i'm giving it to my sister emily. she gets all my old hand-me-downs. oh i'm into bedazzling too. and you admit that? yeah...i...i used to be into bedazzling. i'll go get your phone. get the iphone 6 with rollover data to share. only from at&t.
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>> thomas, at best i'm going to be a footnote in history at worst a joke if i can't help those people. i want you to tell the story to the people. what do you say? >> i don't know. >> what's your gut say? >> that you don't add up. and i'm intrigued. >> but not sold. >> not yet. >> at the at least this is worth its weight in gold, isn't it? i have to give my 4th of july speech before the fireworks. >> how quickly would you need the book. >> by january. >> i have never written something in less than a year. >> you don't strike me as someone who shies away from a challenge. >> jimmy: that is kevin spacey as president on the "house of cards." you can see the whole thing on netflix. do not discuss it with anyone if you do. keep it quiet a long time. >> i have to tell people to shut up.
people are in a little group. and then the little thing -- shut up. there are people next to you, shut up. i will not be the spoiler in chief. >> jimmy: are these famous people you are telling to shut up. >> yes. of course. >> jimmy: who's the most famous person you had to tell to put a cork in it. >> president clinton. >> jimmy: i love that part -- shut up. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: post presidential years. we have another clip of a young man who wanted to become an actor. >> is this me? >> jimmy: this is from an nbc news report in 1979. >> holy moly. >> jimmy: watch all the way until the end. >> this is a teenage idol cattle call. why do you want to be a teenager idol? >> i'm the type and think i'm photogenic.
>> fun. >> money. >> girls. >> i love the attention. >> are any of these roles you play? >> it is part of it. it's like i do an impression of johnny carson, it's not really what i do. >> a young humphrey bogart. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: what was going on there? >> what was going on there, that's funny, that was literally "tiger beat" magazine was a magazine of young actors. i went to this cattle call. this is during a period i left high school. i had not gone to julliard in new york. there was a two-year period where i auditioned for everything, the "gong show." during this period of time. i got pregonged and didn't get on. >> jimmy: you got gonged if they are johnny carson impression? >> idiots. >> jimmy: who gonged you? >> i auditioned and didn't get on the show. >> jimmy: did you get in "tiger beat" magazine. >> i don't think so because look
i look like humphrey bogart. >> jimmy: sinatra bogart thing going on. you are saying that is not what the teens were eating up in 1979. >> little did they know they could have had an exclusive. way back then. >> jimmy: that magazine would probable still be around to this day. >> that's right. >> jimmy: you had your revenge for sure. >> that's right. "tiger beat" -- >> jimmy: you are going back. >> finger of shame. >> jimmy: oh, yeah. when you turn to the camera somebody dies. >> someone get jimmy some coffee. >> jimmy: yeah, somebody get me a little cup. congratulations. you are so fantastic. you are great in it as always. "house of cards" is on netflix. kevin spacey, everybody. we will be right back with ioan gruffudd. ♪ [ cheers and applause ]
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he is unlike mcdreamy. he is immortal. he can never be killed. the season finale of "forever" airs a week from tomorrow night here on abc. please say hello to ioan gruffudd. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: i'm sure this is not something that you're tired of going in to but i spent about 25 minutes trying to figure out your name today. did i get it right? >> the show started well and deteriorated. >> jimmy: that happens with me in general. ioan. >> it is more like yo-awne. >> jimmy: like the fabric. >> absolutely. >> jimmy: your last name is completely preposterous. >> to look at it you would say
g---r---u---f---f---u---d---d. >> but it's griffith. >> jimmy: i don't know what's going on other there. >> i think it's rather exotic. >> jimmy: it is. but it has to be murder on the starbucks employees. >> yes. i'm sick and tired of seeing j-o-h-a-n-n i have changed it completely now. i give them my wife's name alice. >> jimmy: oh, you do. that they probably remember. >> the name please, alice and they look at me strangely and i have to improvise, what is it, angel? she is outside using the phone. >> jimmy: did you think of changing your name to make it easier for everyone? [ laughter ]
>> i will be speaking to my wife. when i was a young actor of course. every agent in town said you have to change your name. you are going to be pigeon holed as and i was young and patriotic and wasn't going to change it and it is the bane of my existence. >> jimmy: i bet it has. >> before the advent of the internet, can you imagine trying to book a hotel on the phone. >> jimmy: no. >> ioan gruffudd -- what is that j-o-h you have to be kidding me. oh, gruffudd. no, it's --. it's just exhausting. >> jimmy: i'd rather have a third ear than that name. it would be less annoying because people would have the courtesy not to talk about it. >> if you showed kevin spacey's photo on hollywood now, they'd
go, that's kevin spacey. if you show a photo of me, they go that is the guy with the unpronounceable name. >> jimmy: scrabble box, shake it up and throw it all over the floor. there he is. it's not too late to change it. it really isn't. english -- when did you learn to speak english? your english is very good? >> i'm completely bilingual. i grew up speaking welsh. the language of my education. and english grew up in hand in hand. >> jimmy: you learned at school? >> culturally in the u.k., we grew up with american culture. we grew up with every american tv show. i grew up in the early '80s. shows like "the a-team" was my favorite show. >> jimmy: they showed "the a-team"? >> yeah.
>> jimmy: no wonder everyone thinks we're dumb. you learned english from mr. t.? >> yeah, i did. goodness knows how i ended up with this accent. >> jimmy: pity the fools and what not. >> i was trying to think, if they were to translate in to welsh like they do in france or spain. >> jimmy: right. >> more pity the fool be. [ speaking welsh ] it doesn't have the same ring, does it? [ speaking welsh ] >> i love it when a plan comes together. doesn't have the same ring. >> jimmy: a lot of extra letters. you guys are wasting letters. >> we are indeed. what's fun, though, is if you went to a school playground or yard in wales, especially welsh-speaking school, you'd hear these kids speaking in welsh. then there would be all these
expletives because it's cooler to swear in the english language. >> jimmy: really? >> one of our strongest ones is -- [ speaking welsh ] -- which is go and sing. you can hear this argument. [ speaking welsh ] but more often than not, you are hear [ bleep ]. >> jimmy: classic. it has a certain punch to it. by the way, right now we have some abc standards and practices people who are trying to figure out whether they need to bleep that or not. >> you are fine with that. you will be able to air the show for 600,000 people in wales. >> jimmy: on "forever" you play a doctor who dies and comes back to life naked over and over again. >> over and over again, yes. >> jimmy: how do you say that in welsh? >> well, jimmy --
[ speaking welsh ] >> jimmy: there you go. that was it? >> that's it. >> jimmy: all right. that's some language. that is something else. >> it's true. >> jimmy: very good to see you. i'm glad -- the tv doctors have been dying around on this network lately. i don't know if you are aware of what happened to mcdreamy. >> tragedy. >> jimmy: it is not a real show. but it is very good to see you. the season finale of "forever" airs one week from tomorrow 10:00 here on abc. ioan gruffudd, i hope i got it right. we'll be right back with stromae. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> dicky: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is presented by at&t, mobilizing your world.
>> jimmy: that was fun. i want to thank kevin spacey and ioan gruffudd. i want to apologize to matt damon. we ran out of time for him. he will be rescheduled. "nightline" is next. but first, this is his album "racine carrée." i think. here with the song "carmen," stromae. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ singing in french ] ♪ ♪
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