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>> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight, the bachelor nick viall and his fiance. from "this is us," milo ventimiglia. and it's mashup monday with music from the ok go-go's. and now, with all due respect, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: very nice. welcome. hello, i'm jimmy the host. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. thanks. very nice of you tonight. i'm going to admit, i needed that. i did, i needed that tonight. this has been a difficult day for a lot of people. this is a day on which we all,
with the exception of those living in hawaii and arizona, suffer bigly. it is the monday after daylight saving. not the good daylight saving, the bad one. i absolutely hate it. what i do, the way i try to deal with it is i try not to think of it as losing an hourive sleep, i think of it as losing an hour of my life. it's kind of nuts how moving the clock ahead one hour can ruin my whole month. my wife and i spent a good 20 minutes trying to figure out what time to put our daughter down for a nap yesterday. okay, so she got up at 6:30, when she was -- actually, 7:30, so -- anyway wear skipped the nap. [ laughter ] then you have to change the clocks which as nightmare. why is it the time on my phone adjusts automatically? no effort at all. but the alarm clock next to my bed, i needed an instruction manual and an allen wrench. [ laughter ] guillermo, why is that? >> guillermo: it's a crazy world. >> jimmy: it really is. that sums it up.
mile we may have lost an hour of sleep we gained three hours of "the bachelor" tonight. tonight was the season finale. the turned out to be the most shocking season finale yet. >> vanessa grimaldi, will you marry me? >> no! are you crazy? >> jimmy: that's not what happened. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] just once, wouldn't that be something. nick and vanessa, vanessa said yes, she will become vanessa viall which sounds like a character from the "suicide squad" movie. rick chose vanessa over raven from arkansas. it was not to raven in the end. raven was a real dark horse. i didn't have her in my top four and i had three of the four right. once again at the very start of the season i correctly picked which woman nick would choose. i've been right so many times i don't even have to watch the show anymore, i just know. i picked four of the last five
winners of "the bachelor," four of the five winners on "the bachelorette." it's like i have a time machine powered by rose. that's why they call me rostradamus, ladies and gentlemen. it might be the world's most useless super power but i have it. nick as you know was on the show "bachelor in paradise," runner-up twice on "the bachelorette." now he was the bachelor. if this doesn't work out, we're taking him to the vet and having him neutered. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] the happy couple is here with us tonight. nick and vanessa, along with milo vent meeting yeah from the show "this is us." the stars of the two most emotional shows on television tonight. prepare to weep and be wept. first our panel of experts joining us now. celebrity bachelor super pants from "scandal," and from "the last man on earth," january jones. ladies and gentlemen, wow.
thank you for joining us on this historic night. i'll start with january. first of all, do you think nick made the right pick? >> i do. yeah. i had her picked very early on too, jimmy. >> jimmy: you did, very good. >> she was a keeper. she is a keeper. i hope. >> jimmy: josh and katie, you watched the finale together as he decorated your place. >> of course. >> jimmy: were any tears shed tonight? >> i have roses on my shirt. oh, i bawled my eyes out. >> jimmy: and then we both cried. then we did the bachelor thing of picking them out of your eyes like boogers. >> jimmy: josh, you really cried? >> i nick viall cried. >> jimmy: okay, i got it. >> his glasses fogged up. >> jimmy: you did the thing, we can hear you crying but we see no actual evidence of it. >> right, exactly. i do that in my work on "scandal" too. >> jimmy: gotcha. january, in your opinion, let's go back a few episodes here. how old is too old to have a nanny?
>> well, if your parents are paying for it, i don't think you can be too old. >> jimmy: oh, really. >> i mean -- >> jimmy: you are pro-nanny. >> well, yeah. someone's been willing to take care -- i wish i had one. >> cheers to that. agreed. >> jimmy: i did not anticipate we'd have such a nanny uprising here. >> according to jewish tradition, it's 13 for a boy and 12 for a girl. >> jimmy: i see. do you think nick and vanessa will make it for the long-term based on what you've seen over the course of this courtship? >> and they're there? >> jimmy: they're in the back, yeah. they're not actually right here -- >> they're watching us right now? >> jimmy: yeah. >> we're going to put our bets on -- >> five to 11 months. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh, wow. that's generous. >> that's a pretty good run for the bachelor. >> jimmy: do you feel that pessimistic, january? do you think they will make it for the length?
>> my title is professor of love, right? >> jimmy: yes. >> on the screen, okay, food. so i'm going to say they're going to make it till death to they part. i'm a romantic. >> jimmy: and january -- >> and a professor. >> jimmy: what do you think is next for raven? will she die alone? [ laughter ] >> no. no, no. she can't die alone, she has that orgasm montage, someone's going to scoop her up. >> jimmy: that's true. >> die alone, you mean "bachelor in paradise," that's true. >> she's going to be on "bachelor in paradise" and she has a lot more orgasms in the her future. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you. january, i know you're single, would you ever consider being the bachelorette? >> do it, do it, do it, do it! >> 100%. >> jimmy: what did you say? you would? oh my gosh. >> sure. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: wow, that would be --
thank you all very much. i've never felt more like wolf blitzer than i do right now. thank you very much. the they're our experts on "the bachelor." and our next bachelorette after this one. right? hey, you know, as another soap of "the bachelor" comes to a close we take pause and we reload. abc tonight gave us a look at a new "bachelor" spinoff show, one that chronicles a mostly unseen part of these amazing journeys these women go on. if you missed it here's a sneak peek of the next chapter in the "bachelor" franchise. >> you've seen "the bachelor." you've seen "the bachelorette." now prepare yourself for a whole new experience. "the bachelor limo driver." all the backseat tears. >> hello. would you like to hear some music? ♪ >> all the drama. >> i know how great it could have been. maybe he didn't get that. >> no, he got that, he just didn't want it. [ laughter ]
>> and all the driving. >> this is hard to go back home. >> we don't have to go home, i could take you to chili's if you want. >> all on "the bachelor limo driver." >> this chujob sucks. >> jimmy: congrats to him. [ cheers and applause ] one other thing, nick was torn between raven and vanessa, right, up until the last minute. said he made the final decision the morning he proposed. which is just -- it's crazy. so when he finally decides, how does that work? vanessa, i knew i wanted to spend the rest of my life with you -- ever since the last commercial break? [ laughter ] it seemed like nick could go either way. this is his last date with raven and pay attention because it's very complex. >> i just want you to know that if i get down to one name, like i've never had that reservation. and it's because of your sincerity and your words of how
you said things that more than anyone in my life i've never felt it as much in the moment as i've ever felt with you. >> jimmy: okay, we're going to need the chalkboard to figure this out. bring in the chalkboard. that was more confusing than "game of thrones." what we have here is the quote. i just want you to know that if i get down on one knee for you it like that i've never had that reservation and it's because of your sincerity and your words of how you said things that more than anyone in my life i've never felt it as much in the moment than i've ever felt it with you. [ cheers and applause ] i think we're going to have to get nick to translate this for us when he comes. fortunately he's here. we have to take a break. when we come back, we have more
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>> jimmy: hi, there. welcome back. nick and vanessa from "the bachelor" are waiting. milo ventimiglia is waiting. and mashup music monday from the ok gogos. first some college basketball. the brackets for the ncaa tournament are set. the number one seeds are villanova, north carolina, kansas, and sunflower this year. oh no, wait. gonzaga is the number one. gonzaga got top seed and fans from wherever the hell gonzaga
is, very excited about that. i fill out a bracket every year. my method is, this has not worked very well, i picked teams that were good in 19 up in. that really is my style. by the way, donald trump is continuing what has become a presidential tradition. obama did this every year. today donald trump unveiled his bracket picks. >> i love iowa. i love south carolina. i love nevada. i love florida. i love georgia. i do love virginia. i love ohio. i love trump university! >> jimmy: go fighting pull pmpp! the president specifically said he does not plan to fill out a bracket. instead he's going to wait until the tournament is over and then have kellyanne conway tell everyone he had them right. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] this might an problem for donald trump. this is a problem for donald trump. the congressional budget office today, the cbo, released their analysis of this newly proposed health care plan and it was not good. the cbo said that under the new
plan, 14 million americans who have health insurance under obamacare won't have it by 2018, by next year. 14 million is a lot. that is more people than watched his last season of "the celebrity apprentice." so the cbo also said that by 2026, the number of uninsured americans would climb an additional 24 million. so of course trump's team is now attacking the cbo, which is a nonpartisan group run by a republican. it's also funny, someone's job right now is explaining to donald trump that cbo isn't the gold-colored robot from "star wars." almost everyone has a problem with this bill. it's the least popular bill since cosby. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] in a way he finally has brought us together. also remember the weekend before last when trump tweeted that president obama wiretapped him? today was the deadline the house intelligence committee gave the department of justice
evidence of this. needless to say evidence did not come which meant white house stress secretary sean spicer had to go into hyperspin mode. today he said when trump claimed obama was wiretapping him he didn't really mean he was wiretapping him. for real, that's what he said. trump used the word "wiretap" in quotes to mean surveillance and other activity. sean spicer backpedals so fast the cowboys just signed him to play free safety. [ laughter ] [ applause ] >> jimmy: terrible, just found out that obama had my wires tapped in trump tower just before the victory, nothing found, this is mccarthyism. another one, how low has president obama gone to tap my phones during the very sacred election process, this is nixon watergate, bad or sick guy. he said obama is either bad or a sick guy. maybe he means them as compliments. he's bad, a bad guy, this is sick! if obama is sick, he's definitely not getting health insurance, because that's gone.
[ laughter ] meanwhile, kellyanne conway, who yesterday kellyanne conway added her part to the wiretap dancing. she went on the sunday morning talk shows to defend the president. she wasn't just spinning, she was pirouetting, pivoting, i think she did a triple axle at one point. she got a perfect score from the russian judge. >> do you know whether trump tower was wiretapped? >> what i can say is there's many ways to surveil each other now, unfortunately. >> do you believe that was -- >> there was an article this week that talked about how you can surveil someone through their phones, through their -- certainly through their television sets, any number of different ways. microwaves that turn into cameras, et cetera. so we know that that is just a fact. >> jimmy: microwaves that turn -- yeah, you can buy those at sharper image in the catalog. if obama did put a camera in a microwave all he'd find out is that donald trump doesn't know how to work a microwave. if our microwaves were watching us? this is about all they would see.
[ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: did you close the door? >> guillermo: i forgot. >> jimmy: it's customary to close the door when you're finished with the microwave. tonight isn't just bachelor monday, it's also mashup monday on which we jam two bands together to form one musical masterpiece. tonight we put the gogos and ok go into a vitamix and blended them, the result music from the ok gogos. which is going to be great. [ cheers and applause ] speaking of. this reminds me. i've been noticing. bachelor nick says "okay" a lot.
in an interesting way. it's very noncommittal. he allows the women to kind of expound -- this might have been my favorite thing about this season. here's bachelor nick and the way he says "okay." >> corinne. >> okay. >> is 24. >> okay. >> and has a nanny. >> okay. okay. okay. okay. okay. okay. okay. okay. okay. okay. okay. >> i know what her vagina looks like. >> oh, wow, okay. >> jimmy: very agreeable. [ cheers and applause ] we have a good show tonight the ok gogos are here. from "this is us," milo ventimiglia is here and we'll be right back with nick and vanessa from "the bachelor." stick around. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> dicky: portions of "jimmy kimmel live" are brought to you by guinness. visit airbnb.com/guinness this week for a chance to stay overnight at the guinness
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please welcome nick viall and his fiancé vanessa. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: welcome, congratulations by the way. >> thank you. >> jimmy: it's weird to see you in real life. because we watch and analyze and the whole thing that goes on. then everybody tells you. i've seen nick like 11 -- i know nick better than some of my relatives. >> you probably know him better than i do.
>> jimmy: we'll find out later in the show, we'll put you two to the test. i want to ask a few things. first of all, how long ago, so we know the time frame, how long ago did that proposal happen? when did that occur? >> it was right before thanksgiving. >> jimmy: right before thanksgiving? >> american thanksgiving. >> jimmy: american thanksgiving. aka the real thanksgiving. [ laughter ] so not canadian thanksgiving, which is in october? >> october, yeah. >> jimmy: so it's been since november. >> it's november. >> jimmy: this is a pretty good amount of time you've been forced to keep this secret. >> yeah. >> jimmy: what would happen if you guys like got caught at ihop having breakfast? would you be sued? like what would the penalty be? >> it wouldn't be great. >> jimmy: it would not be good. did they detail that, give you any strict warning? >> there's a long lecture. >> yeah. lecture, like a thing of 25-page contract we had to sign. >> jimmy: you must have told -- there has to be someone that you told, right? >> we did. >> i told my parents. >> jimmy: you told your parents. you can trust your parents? >> barely. [ laughter ]
they were pretty excited. >> i don't think i would be able to tell my parents if i needed it kept secret. i think they would ruin it somehow. did you tell your parents? >> so i told my mom, my dad, my sister and my brother. >> jimmy: you told the whole gang. >> well, that's half the gang, yeah. >> jimmy: okay. the people that didn't get told, were they angry that you didn't trust them enough? >> no, i find montreal's pretty, you know, private when it comes to everyone's life. so they didn't really ask any questions. i was really lucky with my privacy at work and out in the streets. >> jimmy: no one asked you? >> no, everyone just came and up said hi. no one really asked any questions. so i'm lucky. >> jimmy: really, no one in the whole city of montreal cares? >> i did not go out much. i went to work, i went home. i didn't really, you know, roam the streets. >> jimmy: okay. so you're up in montreal. you're from an italian family, which we saw. >> yeah. >> jimmy: have you guys figured out where you're going to live? because i'm going to tell you something, nick. i am italian. >> i heard.
>> jimmy: my motor's italian. there's no way she's leaving montreal, it's just not happening. they'll kill you if you try to pull her out of there. it's an impossibility. so have you guys figured this out? i see this as maybe the biggest hurdle you're going to have to clear. >> not so much. >> yeah -- i mean, she's canadian, so we have to figure that stuff out. >> jimmy: right. >> she's going to be spendi inis much time as possible in l.a. where i am currently living. >> yeah, so i'm here now. >> jimmy: i can see that. [ laughter ] >> working it out. >> jimmy: you told part are of your family. have you been watching yourselves on the show? >> yes. >> jimmy: together or separately? >> usually separately. >> separately, yeah. >> jimmy: when you watch separately, do you watch with anyone? >> yeah. i mean, you saw how big my family is. we have viewing parties every monday night. either like it alternates from my aunt's house to my sister's house to my mom's house to my dad's house. >> jimmy: how does that go over, watching -- >> i would give her a heads-up
sometimes. >> jimmy: the heads-up, does that mean they turn the tv off or just have a heads-up? >> i think towards the end she kind of only watched certain parts. >> jimmy: i see. okay. did you know specifically -- like are you on the phone going, okay, get out of the room! >> i pressed a red button. like the batphone. >> jimmy: you don't have ann annoying relatives that like to make a big deal out of this? >> no. >> jimmy: wow. >> no, everyone's been like really supportive. not really asking that many questions. >> jimmy: this is unbelievable. >> which is great. >> jimmy: either people are very respectful or they literally don't care about you at all. >> one of the two. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i'm still not exactly sure which one it is. so you guys are -- now nick's going to be distancing on "dancing with the stars." which is -- what a great way to start off your relationship. nick, you've gone from watching him make out with other women "the bachelor" to now he's going to be dancing with this
beautiful russian supermodel dancer -- >> she is. >> she's happily engaged. >> she just had a baby. >> jimmy: i think they did that on purpose, i really do. she's married to max. or engaged. >> she's engaged. >> another dancer on the show. they just had a baby. guaranteed that's why they picked her for you. >> not complaining. >> i'm not it'ser. >> because that can be -- was that something you had to discuss before you agreed -- >> no, she was very supportive. >> i was really excited about the whole, you know, "dancing with the stars" experience. he ran it by me. we spoke about it. yeah, i think like -- he is a great dancer. i'm really happy he got to be paired up with pita. maybe they'll make it to the end. >> jimmy: who's your favorite of the women in the house as far as like other girls that you like? no, really. i mean, obviously you were nick's favorite. but who is your favorite? >> i got a chance to connect with a lot of the women in the house. >> jimmy: will they be at the wedding? >> will they be at the wedding.
well, i'm closest to danielle and taylor. >> jimmy: which danielle? there are two. >> the neonatal nurse, yeah. >> jimmy: you haven't discussed like your wedding plans or anything yet? >> we haven't even had a dinner reservation yet. we're going to do that first. >> baby steps. >> oh, you're having a baby? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: whoa, that would be -- >> no, no. >> jimmy: we're going to take a break. when we come back i want to see how well you know each other and there's some valuable prizes involved. nick and vanessa are here. we'll be right back! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ hey, ready for the big meeting? yeah. >>uh, hello!? a meeting? it's a big one. too bad. we are double booked: diarrhea and abdominal pain. why don't you start without me? oh. yeah. if you're living with frequent, unpredictable diarrhea and abdominal pain, you may have irritable bowel syndrome with diarrhea, or ibs-d.
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>> jimmy: and finally the winner of the bachelor, season 21, vanessa! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i like watching that back. because you have some poker face there, really. >> i just said that great poker face. >> jimmy: never go to las vegas, you'll lose everything. guillermo, bring in that chalkboard. tell me exactly what did this mean? was this pure -- did this have any meaning? what happened here exactly?
>> you'd think after four seasons i'd know how to talk to women. i don't know. >> jimmy: i don't know, yeah. yeah, nobody knows. all right, take it out, guillermo. it's time for our game. those are for you, these are for nick. what we're going to do here is play the newly engaged game. [ cheers and applause ] the idea of this game is very similar to the newlywed game. by very similar i mean it's exactly like the newlywed game, all right? you'll be playing for prizes. our first prize is what, guillermo? >> guillermo: you put the nuts right here, then you go like -- >> jimmy: no, that is not -- that is a cherry bitter. do you like cherries? >> yeah. >> jimmy: this will help you pit them. this should be an easy one. write your answers down, don't let each other see. what is your fiance's middle flame? >> oh, i know this. >> jimmy: if you get this correct you'll win the cherry piter and we'll move on to the next valuable prize. nick's middle name.
vanessa, go ahead, you have your answer. your answer is joseph. you don't have one, that is true? >> i don't have one. >> jimmy: we're going to get you one of those too. your new middle name is phyllis. all right, all right. [ laughter ] you win the cherry pitter. the next item, guillermo? >> guillermo: this is to check the temperature. >> jimmy: that is not to check the temperature. that is a turkey baster. the question is, what is your fiance's astrological sign? >> oh, that's easy. >> jimmy: okay, all right. all right. >> how do you spell it? >> jimmy: all right. here we go. nick, go ahead. you say? i see. you had it spelled like zebra. it is now libra, is that correct? >> yes. >> jimmy: yes. and -- nick's is also lieb rancht we're two days apart. >> jimmy: oh, wow.
you're almost meant to be together. [ cheers and applause ] next prize is, guillermo? >> guillermo: this is to make sandwiches. >> jimmy: this is to make sandwiches. >> a big one of those, we love our sandwiches. >> jimmy: all right. who is your fiance's celebrity crush? >> oh, well. you know mine. >> jimmy: yes, well don't look at each other's cards. who's your fiance's celebrity crush? i guess nick really can't have crushes at this point, can he? why don't you go ahead and reveal your answer. which is rick fox, oh, the basketball player. is that true? >> yeah. >> jimmy: all right. that's a weird one. [ laughter ] >> that's what i said. >> jimmy: i mean, he's handsome, no question about it. i don't think he's been in the league for like 12 years. >> i've met him. >> jimmy: you have? >> she's like -- we talked about, you know, like joked about hall passes. >> jimmy: yeah. >> and she said, rick fox. i'm like, i've met him, so that would be awkward. >> jimmy: either way it would be awkward. >> he didn't have a hall -- >> i didn't have one, i said only you. >> jimmy: let's skip to the big
prize, that is beautiful. guillermo, put that stupid gravy boat away. the big prize is over here. let's go over to the big prize. and this is -- [ cheers and applause ] come on over here. a bachelor and bachelorette china. you can see every bachelor and bachelorette is represented here on these beautiful collectible plates. and you will win this if you tell us, where did you and your fiance first make love? your answers have to match. so please, no peeking. and here we go. wow, this is exciting. don't write "in a bed." okay, nick says -- finland. and? finland it is! [ cheers and applause ] wow, there they are. the happy couple. nick and vanessa. watch nick on "dancing with the stars" starting a week from tonight. we'll be right back with milo
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>> jimmy: we're back. still to come, the ok go goes. our next guest costars on a show that requires a costco-sized box of kleenex to watch it. the season finale of "this is us" airs tomorrow on nbc, please welcome milo ventimiglia. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: i assume that that's from an injury and you're not going bowling after the show? >> although i feel like now if anybody says, hey, we need a fourth, call ventimiglia, because i'm ready to go. >> jimmy: you're ready to go. what happened to you? [ cheers and applause ] >> thank you. i live near a bowling alley. >> jimmy: of course you do. >> i had a little surgery. but i got the cast off so now i've got to wear this until i go through physical therapy, then
it's all done. >> jimmy: you're right-handed? >> yeah. >> jimmy: that's annoying, isn't it. >> it's annoying. only when you're trying to do things simple, like button your pants up, or write something, then you're like, i'm one-handed and it's my odd hand. >> jimmy: right, yeah, sure. it's hard. >> it's hard. >> jimmy: practice really pays off. you brought something. i think it's kind of funny. >> yeah. >> jimmy: this is because of your hand injury. this is now what you masturbate with? [ laughter ] >> yeah, i mean -- >> jimmy: i didn't know, i'm sorry. >> the good news is, get the job done. >> jimmy: you had a stamp made. >> yeah. so i go to comic kops and things, light? i was worried, are are the first doctor told me i was possibly going to be in a cast up to here for three months. >> jimmy: oh, boy. >> and i thought, what am i going to do if i need to sign something for someone at this comic-con? i made a stamp. that's my signature. >> jimmy: and people are happy getting stamped? >> well, i haven't done it yet.
the good news is i haven't had to use this. maybe this will be some kind of legal thing. >> jimmy: i could get some checks and i could clean you out is what could happen here. >> well -- there we go. >> jimmy: wow. >> milo, as done by jimmy kimmel. >> jimmy: that's a really good-looking signature, by the way. i may have to cop that for myself. >> i think you should go in my place and under my name. you should stamp my name. >> jimmy: people do say we're like twins practically. >> yeah. >> jimmy: gee yare know, it looks a little bit like mijo, right? >> mijo, my son. >> jimmy: do you watch "the bachelor"? >> i've seen it before, i missed this season, a little busy. >> jimmy: you're an italian gentleman. can you imagine a spouse pulling you away from your family? >> oh, man, he's going to be speaking french. that guy's going to montreal. you better accept it. there's no way. there's no way. she's not leaving the comfort of her italian family. >> jimmy: i couldn't agree more. especially after seeing them on
tv. i'm, they're a tight-knit group. >> i didn't know they were two people. they were together the whole time. >> jimmy: you're from anaheim that. >> yeah, born in anaheim, grew up in orange county. but you know. >> jimmy: in the shadow of disneyland. would you come up to l.a. a lot? or is it a world away? >> i would come up to l.a. for two reasons. the first, my high school drama teacher would send me to pick up lights for our theater productions every year. i'd pick up lights because i had a truck. then the second was to buy fake i.d.s on eighth and alvarado. >> jimmy: oh, really? was it a store? >> no, no. it was a guy who just kind of popped out the side of the building like, hey, hey, hey, hey. point to an i.d. it was a pretty good deal. it was two i.d.s for the price of $100. just because you know they're so bad, they're going to get taken away really fast. >> jimmy: so you need two of them? >> you need two of them, you need a backup. >> jimmy: they didn't look good? >> no, imagine like a
full-sized -- as an adult, it's just like a big cardboard cutout thing. >> jimmy: right. >> you stand in the box. and then it's like idaho. so i wasn't from orange county, california, i was from idaho. 1234 main street was my address. it didn't confuse me, it was still my name. >> jimmy: 1234 main street? >> yeah, something really bad like that. >> jimmy: it didn't work? >> no, it got taken away so fast i didn't have time to medical rise it. i didn't know my sign, nothing. >> jimmy: did you use your own name? >> yeah, it was my name. >> jimmy: they couldn't change the address? that's remarkable. >> no, no. yeah, it's crazy. >> jimmy: i don't know how -- i was 16. i was 16. >> jimmy: this show "this is us" is like -- people weep every week watching this show. >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: your character, i'm not ruining anything if people see the show, your character is dead. >> he is. >> jimmy: but also alive at the same time. >> correct. >> jimmy: and tomorrow night we will find out why he's dead. >> i mean -- >> jimmy: oh, maybe we won't. >> maybe.
maybe not. >> jimmy: oh. >> maybe you will. the one thing you do know is jack is dead and everybody's fascinated with knowing how and when and why. the thing that i keep thinking about or keep talking about to people is, worry about how he's living. why he's living. those are the moments. don't focus on death, focus on his life. >> jimmy: this is your way of telling people you're not going to learn anything tomorrow night. >> you may, you may, i have no idea. actually, i do have an idea. >> jimmy: i wouldn't stick by that. you need sean spicer to come out and rephrase your words for you. [ laughter ] >> i think we could probably arrange that. >> jimmy: you're playing kind of two different times of a life. >> yeah. >> jimmy: and did you have any idea that the show would be as wildly popular as it has turned out to be? >> that you can never forecast. the script was beautiful, the words were incredible. when the trailer hit, and 90 million people were watching just this little two-minute clip -- >> jimmy: that is how many people watched the trailer?
>> it was second to "star wars." >> jimmy: wow. >> yeah. >> jimmy: that's crazy. >> yeah, now i. my childhood disneyland brain explode when i had heard that. >> jimmy: i bet it did, yeah. >> then i'd get a fake i.d. and -- [ laughter ] >> jimmy: did you family back in idaho -- >> 1234 main street, they got so much mail, wow, yes. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: it really is like a show that has touched people in a way that television shows don't seem to touch people anymore. >> yeah, yeah. i mean, it's -- i feel that the show is -- it's accessible. and it's built for everyone. you know, there's no separation between age and race and gender and anything. it's all-inclusive. and it touches on all the issues and triumphs and heartbreak that we all experience as people. it's a very human show. >> jimmy: one of the great things as an actor, for you, is that -- >> i get to wear a moustache. >> jimmy: besides that, yeah. you can't be killed off in the show because -- >> i'm already dead!
>> jimmy: you're already dead on the show. >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: there's no way to rekill you off the show. >> no. >> jimmy: you could go in there and demand a huge amount of money right now, you realize that. >> yeah. >> jimmy: and you know what? just stamp that contract with this big mother too. [ applause ] congratulations, good to see you. milo ventimiglia, everybody! the season finale of "this is us" airs tomorrow night at 9:00 on nbc. we'll be right back with the ok gogo's! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> dicky: "the jimmy kimmel live" concert series is presented by mercedes-benz. the best or nothing.
>> dicky: "the jimmy kimmel live" concert series is presented by mercedes-benz. the best or nothing. >> jimmy: i'd like to thank my guests and apologize to matt damon, we ran out of time. "nightline" is next but first, it's mash-up monday, here with the songs "our lips are sealed" and "here it goes again," the ok go-go's! ♪
♪ ♪ can you hear them they talk about us telling lies well that's no surprise ♪ ♪ can you see them see right through them they have no shield no secrets to reveal ♪ ♪ it doesn't matter what they say in the jealous games people play ♪ ♪ hey hey hey our lips are sealed ♪ ♪ it could be ten but then again i can't remember half an hour since a quarter to four ♪ ♪ throw on your clothes the second side of surfer rosa and you leave me ♪ ♪ with my jaw on the floor hey ♪
♪ uh just when you think that you're in control just when you think that you've got a hold ♪ ♪ just when you get on a ♪ oh here it goes here it goes here it goes again ♪ oh here it goes again i should have known should have known should have known again ♪ ♪ but here it goes again oh here it goes again ♪ ♪ it doesn't matter what they say in the jealous games people play ♪ ♪ hey hey hey our lips are sealed ♪ ♪ pay no mind to what they say doesn't matter anyway hey hey hey our lips are sealed ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ hush my darling don't you cry quiet angel forget their lies ♪
♪ oh here it goes here it goes here it goes again ♪ it doesn't matter what they say in the jealous games people play ♪ ♪ hey hey hey here it goes here it goes here it goes again pay no mind to what they say ♪ ♪ doesn't matter anyway hey hey hey ♪ here it goes here it goes here it goes again ♪ ♪ our lips are sealed here it goes here it goes here it goes again ♪ our lips are sealed here it goes here it goes here it goes again ♪ our lips are sealed here it goes here it goes here it goes again ♪ our lips are sealed here it goes here it goes here it goes again our lips are sealed ♪
this is "nightline." >> tonight, the final rose. after four seasons and two heartbreaks, has nick viall finally found love? we're with the host chris harrison. >> look how beautiful it turned out, look what a great story of redemption and love it turned out to be. >> on a shopping spree with this season's villain corinne. >> you're ignoring me and looking at clothes. >> i'm sorry, this is why my mom hates shopping with me. >> what they're saying about the finale. born to the pulpit. a single mother turning to adult films to give her son a better life. >> i felt so gross and dirty. >> when she hit rock bottom it was the church that saved her and where she met her match. >> you're a pastor,