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thanks for joining us. >> see you tomorrow. >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- julia louis-dreyfus. cooking with steve martorano. and music from bj the chicago kid. and now, for the most part, jimmy kimmel! [cheers and applause] ♪ >> jimmy: very nice. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. too much already. thank you. this is, you're here on a big night in american politics. the night of a hundred podiums, the second of two debates this week on cnn. the lineup tonht was biden, harris, booker, castro, yang,
gabbard, maynard and hartley. and the last two names i made up, but no, there are too many people. the candidates, i have to say, they really came out swinging tonight. no punches were pulled. >> here we go! >> oh! gehrig goes in there punching. >> jimmy: i think we have the wrong clip. that was from the reds and pirates last night. let's look at it again in slow motion. from the other angle, it looked like he connected, but not exactly the ufc from this one. watch the police officer here, because he's just like uh, not, nothing to see here. go back to your seats. get me a pretzel. back to cnn. cnn had ten candidates last night and another ten to talk to tonight. that is not a group of h&r block employees here to help you with your w9. those are liberal hopefuls that
got intense at times, but there were moments of levity. bill de blasio, the mayor of new york was funny. he said when i was president, and that was good. cory booker from new jersey said we need real marijuana justice, which i think is a new seth rogen movie coming out this summer. the businessman, andrew yang said we're too late to solve global warming, so we need to get to higher ground. he's basically got the same climate change policy as the rock. and once again, kamala harris and joe biden fought like a divorcing couple on a padd paddleboat. it was joe versus the volcano. he said he wasn't going to be as polite this time around. >> you heard mayor de blasio, what's your response? >> my response is.
[ long burp ] >> the debate will be right back, right after this short break. >> jimmy: he didn't even say excuse me. that's, joe biden, you know, he's 76 years old. he tried to went over younger voters by using some of the hip slang from today. >> this idea is a bunch of malarkey. >> jimmy: good luck freeing a$ap rocky with language like that. president trump has been watching and tweeting. the president weighed in with his review of night one, lashing out at cnn moderator don lemon. he wrote, don lemon, the dumbest man on television. uh, hello. insinuated last night while asking a debate question that i was a racist, when in fact, i am the leastest, the least racist person notice world. he puts that in quotes, like it's from a study or something. you know who said that about
him? him! he's quoting himself. back to don lemon, perhaps someone should explain to don that he's supposed to be unbiased and fair. but he's too dumb, stupid to understand that. is it possible he thinks the people who follow him are too dumb to understand the word dumb? anyway, we have dueling dons. it's not every day you see an orange attack a lemon, so that was fun. [cheers and applause] people talk about doubling down. only donald trump would claim he's the least racist person in the world while calling a black man stupid. watching this debate with all these democrats, talking about all these, it was like being in a house with a bunch of firefighters, and there's a raging wildfire outside. all the firefighters are on the couch arguing about how to fight it. there was a lot going on. governor steve bullock from
montana, i guess they didn't have enough room for him on the stage, so they had to improvise. >> governor steve bullock, please begin. >> thanks, i come from a state where a lot of people vote for donald trump. let's not kid ourselves. >> jimmy: well, you know what? turn out the lights when you're done in there, steve. bernie sanders had a big night last night and one of the highlight moments. tim ryan was arguing with him, i don't know who tim ryan is either, but weigas arguing abou the details of a bill and bernie yelled "i wrote the damn bill". but the bill he was talking about was the bill of rights. they were hole the d up in a ro with a quill pen and oil lamp. marianne williamson self-helped. it was like watching "game of thrones" without the witch.
but maryann williamson was the top-searched on google. the top were marianne williamson, bernie sanders and porn. not in that order. she reminds me of what happens to when you stay after yoga classes and ask your teacher if she has any tips and you walk out with too stones and a eucalyptus oil. there are a lot of tweets, people even i know saying he sounds like me. and when i saw that, my first response is, who is john delaney. i figured that out. he does kind of sound like me. but my wife doesn't and my kids don't, and i'll let you decide. close your eyes and open your ears and decide whether or not this guy sounds like me. >> so listen, this is what i don't understand. president trump wants to build physical walls and beats up on
immigrants. >> jimmy: he looks like me, but he doesn't sound like, what do you think? >> i don't think so. >> jimmy: you don't think he sounds like me? >> no, no. >> jimmy: can you imagine if he becomes president? i could prank call every major leader in the world. and i would use that power. that is my promise to you, my fellow americans. [ applause ] while we're on the subject of prank calls, sebastian gorka, this is one of the monsters who lives under president trump's bed. he apparently has a radio show, and if you call that show, it's not so hard to get through. >> mr. gorka, i used to live in rosemont, west baltimore. i find it strange nobody's asking a question about their. >> what's the question. >> do you have to buy special shirts to fit your head through your neck hole? >> in baltimore, i'm not sure, but that's a very strange question. let's go to josh in wyoming. line two. >> hi, how are you?
>> very well, welcome to america first. >> good, thank you, i'm a little nervous. >> don't be, don't be. nobody's listening, only about 2 million people, so you can relax. >> poerks woh, wow, okay, then just say that you are a balloon headed [ bleep ]. >> jimmy: well, thanks, josh. well done, josh or whatever your name is. so back to this debate. one of the things the candidates feel like they have to do is sell us on their humble beginnings. you see this on every election. they try to one up each other on their back stories. >> i stand before you today as a grand daughter of an iron ore high nor. >> as a daughter of a newspaper man. >> i grew up with a single mom in a poor neighborhood. >> my parents met when they were active in the civil rights
movement. >> my sister is dating my father. and, yeah. yeah. >> jimmy: she could probably pull a few votes from trump. this is a subject i'd like to see these candidates weigh in on. holiday inn announced yesterday that they're doing a way with mini shampoos. this upsets me. those shampoos are really one of the simple pleasures of life. you get one, you decide how much to use. there's not a lot of shampoo, but it's free. you can either use a little bit of it, just in case the maid doesn't use a new one, or you can gamble and pour it all on your head. they're getting rid of it and doing it for the environment, which is also what they say when they don't want to wash your towels. it's for the environment. this seems like an unusually forward-thinking movement for a company that still brags about the fact that they have a fax machine in the business center. donald trump's campaign has sold
almost half a million dollars worth of plastic straws. this is the real thing you can buy. liberal paper straws don't work. stand with president trump and buy your pack of recyclable straws today. and plastic straws are only the beginning. the trump store is going all-in with this. >> global warming, climate change. extreme weather, the reason this is never sort of working. >> want to support our president and devastate the environment? shop till you drop at the trump store [ bleep ] the ocean sale-a-bration. we have a garbage patch of products. plastic straws, coffee stirrer, batteries, toxic sludge and paint. the only turtle we care aame sa trump, it's good to dump. the trump store, [ bleep ] the
ocean sale-a-bration. let's make this shark week the last shark week. [cheers and applause] >> jimmy: this is an interesting video, you know, because a lot of people watching the debates tonight want to hear about taxes. they want to know how much of their paychecks they're going to get to keep. this is a kid named donnie who got an early lesson not from the debate but monopoly. >> where's all your money gone, donnie? >> taxes. nine, ten, 11. >> bud, it's okay. it's part of the game. >> no it's not. it's not fun. >> it's not fun to what? >> it's the worst part of the game. >> is what? >> taxes! >> jimmy: he's right. he's right. the kid named donnie. who doesn't want to pay taxes. he could be president some day. one thing about me is i believe
that children are our future. i know it's controversial, but it's just what i think. whom ever we elect will have a great impact on future generations, and even though kids can't vote yet, they should be heard. so we went down to the farmer's market and asked children who they think should be the next president. ♪ >> who do you think should be the next president? >> michelle obama. >> how come? >> well, she was a better president than donald trump. >> bruno mars. >> why would he be good? >> because he would take care of people and make good music for people. >> who do you think should be the next president? >> alf. >> who should be the next president? >> oprah. >> how come? >> she's very inspirational. >> someone nice. >> maybe justin bieber.>> w h b president? >> uh, he'd be better than the
one we have right now. >> i know someone named dara. she was a camp counselor, and she kind of helps the environment a lot. and i think she'd be a great president. >> michael jordan. >> why would he be good? >> because i like the basketball skills. >> his shoes? >> yeah. >> who do you think should be the next president? >> my mommy. >> taylor swift, maybe. >> not donald trump. >> who would be better than him? >> at least someone with a good hair job. >> like you. you have great hair. >> yeah. >> who do you think should be the next president? >> odell beckham jr. >> why would he be good? >> i don't know. >> is he smart? >> not really. >>ye >>ecse aapper. >>ould
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i forgot. >> jimmy: exactly. li linguini and clams. then, his new album is called "11-23." bj the chicago kid from the mercedes-benz stage. tomorrow night, milo ventimiglia will be here. alison brie will join us. and we'll have music from the head and the heart. so please join us for that. our first guest tonight has more emmies than humans have fingers and toes, in some cases many more. she is nominated once again for her performance as selina meyer on the great show "veep." the seventh and final season is on hbo now. please welcome julia louis-dreyfus. [cheers and ♪ [cheers and applause] >> thank you. >> jimmy: how are you? >> i'm good, how are you? >> jimmy: i'm doing great. and you're feeling well?
everything is good? >> yeah, why, do i look sick? >> jimmy: well, you know, you'd had some things. >> i've had some things, i'm good. >> jimmy: elaine bennis got a shout out. >> i don't think the democratic party should be surprised that so many americans believe yada yada yada. clause cha [cheers and applause] >> that is so bizarre. i guess she's going to pick me as her running mate. is that what that means? >> jimmy: if anything she'd be your running mate. isn't that exciting? >> it's bizarre. it's kind of like worlds colliding and then some, right? >> jimmy: and it becomes such a part of the fabric of society. >> culture, yeah. >> jimmy: that you're now like a catch phrase in a debate. >> yeah, totally.
>> jimmy: i imagine it's like the lady from the "where's the beef" commercial would feel like. >> it would be weird if they said "no soup for you." [cheers and applause] >> jimmy: so do you feel like you have any kind of like, extraordinary insight into the election and what goes on in the white house because of the show that you just did for seven seasons? >> um, yeah, i think, i've learned a lot about politics. >> jimmy: yeah. >> and i've got a sense of the, of the true anxiety that probably a lot of these people feel going in and trying to sell themselves as a candidate, as a brand and make a stamp and a quick, a stamp, sort of a, as themselves but quickly and -- >> jimmy: yeah, right. just to boil yourself down. >> woo. >> jimmy: and also to, the things you don't do are probably more important, as we saw.
i think i learned what it's like to be a candidate from your show, and then i go, wait a minute i don't know if it's really like their at all. >> it is. as a matter of fact as i was watching the debate tonight it gave me a lot of anxiety. i had to kind of turn away, you know? >> jimmy: when you would watch a debate like that, like a couple years ago would you be thinking oh, how can i use this for the show? >> totally, 100%. >> jimmy: and does that change the way you watched it tonight? you can just relax and. >> yeah, yeah, i guess. i don't know. i've seen it now a few times, know what i mean? >> jimmy: wouldn't it be great if cnn had just slipped one of selena's debate clip noose ths programming. >> it would have fit in. >> jimmy: it really would have fit in. what kind of time period, like i don't know what i can say about the last episode of veep even though it was monthsing that it aired. >> i think we can talk about it.
>> jimmy: can we now know what happened? >> why not? i think, unless somebody tells me i'm wrong, go for it. >> jimmy: there's the ending of the show. >> yes. >> jimmy: which salina again becomes president of the united states. >> everybody applauds, but it's not for real, number one, and number two, she's a terrible person. what the hell is wrong with this country! >> jimmy: well, we did it once, why not again? >> exactly. >> jimmy: okay, so, and then at the very end of the show. >> yes. >> jimmy: it's 20. >> they jump ahead 20, 25 years later. >> jimmy: and salina has died. >> the coverage of her funeral. >> jimmy: and kind of in the middle of the coverage of the funeral, tom hanks dies and steals her thunder completely. >> that's exactly right.
and that, incidentally, i love that joke so much because we spent a lot of time about his iconic career. and, and, within the context of the show. of course it is an iconic career that he's had. but it was a call back to the pilot episode of "veep" in which we reference tom hanks and what if something that salina did gets bumped out of the news cycle if something bad happens, like if tom hanks died. and it was matt walsh playing the character saying why would you say something like that? tom hanks is not going to die. and of course we use that joke at the end of the episode, which is really great. >> jimmy: what i was wondering is if tom knew he was going to die on the show. >> get a load of this. we're in the final mix for the show. we've locked pictures. so this is, we're were to turn it in to hbo, and then it's done, done. you can't touch it.
and we're listening to the playback. and one of our producers says, hey, who talked to tom about this? and we all sort of looked at each other. and and we had all forgotten to be in touch with tom hanks. i mean, we'd gotten permission to use clips of his movies and stuff, but, and all of a sudden i was furiously writing e-mails, an e-mail to him, e-mail to his agent, texting him, trying to reach him, because we under the gun, i mean, literally, we had no time. and fortunately, while we were in the sound mix, within about 20 minutes, i heard back from him. and the first thing he said was absolutely, i explained to him the joke, and he got it completely. and his second thing was he was complaining that he wasn't cast as the abortion doctor in an earlier episode. >> jimmy: oh, really? >> yeah. yeah.
>> jimmy: so it was a lose/lose for tom. >> exactly. but he was a good sport about it. >> jimmy: that's a good sport when you're calling to somebody to really, to tell them that they've passed away. >> yeah. >> jimmy: and they handle it well. >> yeah. >> jimmy: that's why he's america's most beloved, i guess. >> exactly. >> jimmy: when we come back, we will see a clip that may remind you of what happened on television tonight. julia louis-dreyfus is here. we'll be right back. ♪ [cheers and applause] parents have a way of imagining the worst... ...especially when your easily distracted teenager has the car. at subaru, we're taking on distracted driving [ping] with sensors that alert you when your eyes are off the road. the all-new subaru forester. the safest forester ever. and take 25% off our best active brands! get to kohl's...
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tell you something about justice. senator. when i was coming up as a lawyer, i didn't have to remind everyone i was a woman every ten seconds, because they never let me forget it. i smiled all through the casual grabbing of my behind, and all the secret meetings on the golf course that i wasn't invited to. so how about giving a little thanks to the women like me who built the ladder that you used to get up onto your soapbox. how about for once in your life you stop whining, stop complaining, and just man up, because i honestly, [ applause ] because i, yeah, you heard me, man up. >> jimmy: julia louie dros-dreys "veep."
go back and watch it all the way through to tom actihanks' death. you've got eight emmies for acting, eleven total. you're tied for the most emmies ever from any comic actress or any actor, male, female, no matter what, you're tied with cloris leachman. >> bless her >> jimmy: 93 years old. >> yes. >> jimmy: and are you looking forward to really crushing her in september? >> she's going down! remember cloris leachman in "young frankenstein"? she was incredible. >> jimmy: you're better. >> what? >> jimmy: you're going to be ahead of her. >> no, no, , no. >> j of jimtters the most.
i ask where you keep your awards. there's only one trophy you display in your home. >> yes. yes. >> jimmy: it is this one right here. tell me what this is. >> i'll tell you what that is. i got a star on the hollywood walk of fame a few years back, and they misspelled my [ bleep ] name. for true. it was the most extraordinary moment. so they had to fix it. and i said oh, oh, save the misspelled part. and so i have that, and it's a prized possession of mine. just a good reminder to keep me in my place. >> jimmy: yeah. >> it's good, isn't it? >> jimmy: yeah, it's great. they jackhammered that out beautifully, too. >> yeah. >> jimmy: also, a great award, especially for a comedy actor is the mark twain prize, which you received last year. >> yes. >> jimmy: and that's a big deal. it's at the kennedy center. >> thank you. [cheers and applause] >> jimmy: everyone came to pay tribute to you.
did you enjoy that experience? >> well, will tlet me tell you something. i got theis letter asking me to come to the kennedy center. and when i first got this letter, i misread it, and i thought they were asking me to speak about someone else. >> jimmy: mm-hm. >> and i'm like, what? i'm not going to go all the way to d.c. and tout somebody else, accolades. and i read it again, oh, of course i'll go! so that was actually how i opened the whole, i was telling that story on myself, which is kind of true. and it was, it was really scary, to tell you the truth. because you come out, and there are like 3,000 people sitting there. >> jimmy: and they're very serious, kind of, for a comedy audience. wealthy people mostly. >> yeah. and you're, and they put you in a booth and you have to, you know, and i sort of made an
evita joke when i was up there. but i was nervous as hell, and, because they say we're going to give you this award for comedy, congratulations. now speak for 15 minutes. so it's sort of like you have to prove that you're worthy of it. >> jimmy: mm-hm. >> which is how i looked at it, which is kind of the truth. and so i was just [ bleep ] in my pants, tell you the truth. i was really nervous. >> jimmy: how long did you worry about and work on what were you going to say? >> please, i worried about it from the get-go and worked on it for a number of woks leading up. but i had an epiphany on the plane ride there. actually, the plane ride from new york to d.c., because i'd done your show. >> jimmy: oh, yeah, were you with us. yeah. >> and i had this epiphany. i did a whole long bit about considering myself a dramatic actress and i was put off that this was only for comedy and i had auditioned for "merchant of venice", and i didn't get it, and i thought it was sort of a joke that i hadn't gotten it,
blah, blah, blah, so then i started doing porsche's monologue from "merchant of venice", but i did it as ellen. so that worked out. >> jimmy: good for you, i guess. it's great to have you here. >> thank you. >> jimmy: i hope you beat that cloris leachman at the emmies. she's worn this crown for too long! >> jimmy: julia louis-dreyfus! episodes of the seventh and final season of "veep" are available on hbo now. we'll be right back with steve martorano. the nation's largest and most reliable network. the best network is even better? best, fastest, best. enough. sprint's doing things differently. they're offering a new 100% total satisfaction guarantee. i mean i think sprint's network and savings are great, but don't just take my word for it. try it out and decide for yourself. switch and get both an unlimited plan with hulu and one of the newest phones included for just $35 a month.
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>> jimmy: steve, congratulations on the steakhouse. >> it's an italian steakhouse. it's italian, because most steakhouses you go to have the same sides and appetizers, i wanted something different. so we're going to bring the italian feel, like meatballs and macaroni dishes that you really can't get in a good steakhouse. there's always a fettucine alfredo. >> jimmy: my favorite meal, my death clams. i don't, i know how to make it, but i would not consider myself an expert in any way. >> this changed my whole style of cooking. i'm from philly. i never went to school. i started selling sandwiches from a basement. [ bleep ], nobody taught me anything. i went to new york city and i
saw these guys in the boroughs, you know, where they clip -- >> jimmy: yeah. >> i'm watching these guys drop macaroni in the water, shuck clams, oh, this is the right way. i went home, shut everything down and started to do the right way. everything fresh, everything to order. but if it wasn't for that clam joint, i probably wouldn't be here today. >> jimmy: you'd be eating out of a can. >> which i do now. i still open up a can of progresso sometimes. clam knife. this isn't a clam knife. it's just a paring knife. you cut yourself, i'm walkin' out, all right? i wear on my mother. >> jimmy: i'll still be bleeding. it won't make a difference, though. >> clams. these are from jersey. >> jimmy: what kind is this. >> a top neck. they got to be ice-cold. if they're warm they won't open. they have to be soaked and ice-cold. also, hold that in your hand. these
samuel and sons. but new york, boston. great clams. get your knife. you got some water. rinse it off in the water. we got your bowl. now you know how to hold it? >> jimmy: i think like this. >> no, no, no, that's [ bleep ]. turn it like this. >> jimmy: all right. >> the big part on the end, now you got to look for the lip. look at the lip and just get it in there easy. >> jimmy: oh, you go in the front way. >> easy. >> jimmy: oh, you got in there. [cheers and applause] >> now you had cold clams? >> jimmy: it's my favorite thing. i once went diving and i took a screwdriver and pried it into a clam's mouth, i pulled it out and ate whole thing. >> hear the noise. isn't that great? you taste the ocean.atgreat? >> jimmy: oh, that's great, yeah. it does sataste like the new
jersey sea. you go buy fresh ou catholicisms a clams and can't open them, go to the fish market. pay them a couple bucks, they'll do it. hot pan, cold oil, food will never stick. get the extra virgin olive oil. >> jimmy: how much? >> half a cup, which we're making a half pound of macaroni. come on, gus, come on, come on. now we're going to take garlic. >> jimmy: crushed garlic. >> in he garlic. give me 30 cloves. i love it. >> jimmy: this is italian american. >> we want to putt in there, it's done. eye not getting any of this.
>> do you brown garlic? >> jimmy: yeah, you know what i do? i do a little trick. i put it all down here. >> i do the same thing. beautiful. i do the same thing. >> jimmy: then it all gets in there. >> it's got to have the brown. you like hot pepper? >> jimmy: i do, yes, oh, yeah. >> you like italian parsley? >> jimmy: i like everything. yeah. >> here's italian parsley in the oil. now you want to take yourself another, these are chilies. >> jimmy: that's dried chili pepper? >> dried. oregano. comes from calabria. you want to put a little bit of this in it. >> jimmy: that looks like a lot. do not tv >> jimmy: just on tv. this is a big sacrifice for you. >> no, no, you're welcome. >> jimmy: tell me about your
foundation while we're doing this right here. >> oh, i'm so honored to do their. it's a scholarship foundation, not a handout. it's a handup. it's about giving average people a shot. we all deserve a shot. we're going to give it a shot. [cheers and applause] >> jimmy: all right, all right. >> got your clams? >> jimmy: with the water? >> that's not water. that's clam juice. >> jimmy: you're right. >> we don't want to hammer this. we just want to warm it up. >> jimmy: we don't want them to get rubbery. ready to go. >> take the macaroni out. >> jimmy: i got help over here, he lik eat. he's from italy. >> what part of italy?
>> napoli. >> jimmy: i kwantwant a spoon o something. >> here, here. >> forget about the spoon. get the bread, get the bread! >> jimmy: forget about the spoon. we got a little bit of bread. there we go. this is gluten free, i assume? >> no, not at k >> jimmy: oh, that's delicious, so garlicky and good. oh, my god. >> take the macaroni out. don't strain it. just put it right in your pan. >> jimmy: i'd like to imagine the stoners at home just dying for this. it's just as you imagine it is. and there you go. and you say -- >> this is all you got to do. that's it, cuz. >> jimmy: cook the pasta? advance, right? >> no, no! would you put cheese on this? >> jimmy: no.
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