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up next, borat. enjoy that, have a great night, everyone. ♪ this is an abc color presentation. >> announcer: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live." tonight, borat, emma roberts and music from ozuna features doja cat, and now, jimmy kimmel. >> jimmy: hello. oh, that is right, hi everyone, thanks i appreciate it. i'm jimmy. thanks for watching i hope your monday was good, your weekend. something very strange happened to me over the weekend. sunday morning, i woke up. i was alone in the house. the kids were at their grandparents. my wife was walking for no reason. so i wake up, go to the kitchen and i notice that a bird has, what's the word we can use on
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tv, emptied on our door which is not great, but whatever, not a big deal. but then i'm looking at it and i'm wondering how did it hit at that angle? did the bird come in sideways, like it was sliding into second base? how did this get there? and that's when i realized that the pigeon guano was coming from inside the door! ♪ it was inside. i still don't know how it happened. from a physics standpoint, it doesn't make any sense. i guess, logic tells me that the door must have been open and the bird somehow edged over and did that thing birds love doing to us, the revenge of the birds, but the door wasn't really open for a moment i had to think, is it possible that this came out of me? maybe i sneezed or something? i mean, to hit the glass at that trajectory, there's only one bird in the world that could make that shot and he's retired. he hasn't crapped on a window in years. anyway, i dont know how this happened, but i know it was a
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bird. it must live in the area. my plan now is to find that bird's nest and go #2 in it. but it was good luck for the dodgers. did you watch the game last night, guillermo? >> yes, i did, yes. >> hometown los angeles dodgers came back to win a game 7 thriller. they beat a strong atlanta braves team to advance to the world series for the third time in four years. they will take on the tampa bay rays starting tomorrow night in arlington, texas. they've been holding the playoffs at a neutral site because of the pandemic. so this is how the fans in l.a. are celebrating. they had a drive-in watch party at dodger stadium last night and they're doing this for the world series too. they set up a video screen so that fans can watch the series from their cars. tickets for the world series games are $75. that's right. this quarantine has gone on so long, people in la are now willing to pay $75 to get back in a traffic jam.
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speaking of dodgers, president trump has been all over the west coast. he had a campaign fundraiser down the freeway in newport beach yesterday and he was in las vegas and what do you do when you're in vegas? you go to church! just in time for early voting, trump made his annual visit to church yesterday. he went to something called the international church of las vegas. there he is getting ready for the collection basket, he counted out a hundred, turned out it was a collection bucket, marking his first charitable donation of the year or was it? let's slow that down and take a look at it again. why that son of a gun! he pulled the old switcheroo on
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jesus! the president has been giving his worshippers lots of opportunities to see him live and in person. on saturday, trump was in janesville, wisconsin, where he lamented the challenges of running against what he considers to be an unworthy opponent. >> if crazy joe becomes president, it's not even conceivable. no, no, running against him. it put such pressure. because i'm running the worst in the history of presidential, now if i lose, can you imagine? if i lose, i will have lost to the worst candidate, the worst candidate in the history of presidential politics if i lose, what do i do? >> jimmy: you go to jail. you go directly to jail. do not pass go. do not collect $200 million. this was good too. newsmax had to preempt it's irregular programming to air one of trump's gumball rallies.
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but it would seem that someone forgot to change the title in the channel guide because his speech was listed under the title, "the life of adolph hitler." rise of the demon. the hitler family is furious. they are talking about suing. the president has been going a mile a minute lately, so we slowed him down to half speed for tonight's edition of "drunk donald trump." ♪ first lady has a darling in the most handsome president, and i said first lady am i the most handsome president ever? yes absolutely. ♪ >> jimmy: does anyone believe melania said any of that? he likes to call her "first lady" because it sounds better than "third wife."
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meanwhile, covid cases are going up, way up, all over the country. some experts believe that the next six to twelve weeks are going to be the darkest of the pandemic so far. turns out, we weren't supposed to gather in a water park with 3 thousand drunken strangers. and of course, as many states are bracing for what they call the "third peak" of the virus, the president is attacking dr. fauci. trump repeatedly attacked dr. fauci today. he called him an idiot. he said if he'd listened to dr. fauci, we'd have 700 thousand or 800 thousand deaths. he called him a "disaster." and he said he likes him. a few times. he hates h s him but he likes h. he is definitely jealous of all the positive attention dr. fauci gets which he wouldn't even get, by the way, if trump didn't constantly contradict him. i don't know why donald trump still thinks he can ignore this virus and it will go away, that strategy didn't work with don jr. and eric, and it isn't going to work here.
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the boss baby was probably triggered by dr. fauci's appearance on "60 minutes" last night. dr. john lapook asked about a deceptive and brazenly manipulated campaign ad that fauci has repeatedly asked the president's team to pull. >> jimmy: that's why they call him "fouch the grouch." -- fauci said his words were taken out of contexas. th -- context. >> i was referring to something entirely different. i was referring to the grueling work of the task force that god, we were knocking ourselves out seven days aweek, i don't think that we could have done more than that. >> the steam come out of your oars some. >> it did, quite frankly i was ticked off. >> jimmy: that's why they call him "fouch the grouch." normally when a guy in a turtleneck is that ticked off, it's because the planetarium closed early. it's crazy that at the same time trump is calling fauci a
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disaster and an idiot he's running commercials to make it seem like dr. fauci said he's doing a great job. meanwhile, dr. birx is somewhere out there hiding under a pile of scarves hoping she doesn't get dragged into this too. trump has reportedly been keeping tabs on any republicans who have the temerity to speak out against him. so far it's a very short list. not many of them have had the courage to criticize the president or even to defend dr. fauci. but this was a feather in the president's red cap. he picked up a rare and major hollywood endorsement this weekend from a former "dancing with the stars" runner-up. kirstie alley wrote, "i'm voting for @realdonaldtrump because he's not a politician. i voted for him 4 years ago for this reason and shall vote for him again for this reason. he gets things done quickly and he will turn the economy around quickly. there you have it folks there you have it." i love that she included an emoji that looks like it's rolling its eyes at her tweet.
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what do you think she means by "gets things done?" yells and watches tv? i always liked diane better anyway. i'll be honest sorry, rebecca. there are new details about how much money donald trump owes and the answer is a lot more than we thought. according to forbes the president will have to pay back $900 million worth of loans over the next four years. if trump is re-elected they might have to foreclose on the white house. i'm not sure where he's planning to get money like that, but i did notice, the price of his hats has gone up. can we please just fast forward to the point where trump is doing cameo messages for $85? trump is really off the rails right now. the tone def comedy jam stopped in carson city last night where the president showed that he knows what matters to americans most right now. and that, of course, is dishwashers.
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dish washers, they had a problem, they didn't have enough water so people would run them ten times so they end up using more water and the thing's no damn good, we freed it up, you can buy a dish washer and it comes out, beautiful, go buy a dish washer. >> jimmy: take it from a man who's never washed a dish in his life. i think he thinks this makes him relatable to women, because he talked about dishwashers for a long time. so what's the problem with your dish washer? well, they don't give us any water. it would be nice to have enough water. what's the problem? we need more water, not that much, i said, how much you need? do you want more? i would love more. i will give you more, you have so much more that you don't know what to do with it. now the dish wash ers are incredible, they work beautifully. >> jimmy: what a speech. it was his spaghetti-sburg address. and then, after a good chunk of dishwasher talk, he moved on to his other favorite topic, water
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pressure in the shower and the terrible choice we now face, which is should we wash our hands to protect us from covid? or take a shower and die! >> ifsomebody said you could have 42 gallons a person, i think a day. it sounds like a lot of water, right? it's not, it's like a quick shower and wash your hands. then they have a mandate, wash your hands at all times. you must always constantly -- what? they say 42 gallons. they say, wait a minute, okay, i got a deal. i will not take a shower for the next couple of weeks but i will wash -- no, it's true. so 42 gallons, sounds like a lot, but it's really not. the friend of mine has a massive house, he said that i'm not going to be able to take a shower. gorgeous house, can't take a shower. >> jimmy: oh no. your poor dirty, wealthy friend. let's get back to church to pray for him and his massive house. it's such a weird "thing" to keep coming back to. showers, toilets, dishwashers
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and sinks are a regular part of his live appearance routine. it feels very random, but if there's one thing we know about trump he's always promoting, and it would seem that his backup plan for the next four years might be in the world of household appliances and repair. looking for top notch aappliance and home repairs? call handy don. >> i'm the only one that can fix it. >> handy don can handle any home repairs. >> dishwashers, sinks, toilets, light bulbs. >> washers and dyers and what about showers? can you fix those? >> sinks, showers and toilets. >> all work is done by the remember for president personally. >> i can fix it myself with a wrench. >> his tiny hands are perfect for delicate repair jobs. >> we can fix it so fast. >> how fast? >> fast, fast, naft. >> he may have been a -- president, but he can make your home great again. >> i guarantee it.
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>> so why waity? call handy don now. no hablo espanole, don jr. and eric may tag along, other restrictions apply. >> jimmy: we've got a great show for you tonight. emma roberts is with us. we've got music from ozuna featuring doja cat and all the way from kazakhstan, live in person, borat is here. we'll be right back with borat!
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♪ >> jimmy: welcome back. tonight on the show, emma roberts is with us. and later, his album is called "enoc," with help from doja cat, music from ozuna.
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tomorrow night, join us with michael keaton and blackpink. our first guest is a celebrated kazakh journalist and fashion icon who has traveled to america just in time for election day. his second full-length documentary, "borat: subsequent moviefilm: delivery of prodigious bribe to american regime for make benefit once glorious nation of kazakhstan." premiers october 23rd, that is friday on amazon prime video. please say hello to borat sagdiyev. ♪
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hello, how are you, welcome. what, what have you in that canister, borat? >> uh, i have very great news. kazakhstan intelligence services have made discovery that there's a virus, it come from a place called wuhan, which is this in i see reca-- which is in israel, h is no surprise. they are spreading everything. >> are you talking about the coronavirus? >> yes. >> okay, yeah. >> it spread from the you know whos. >> yeah, i actually -- >> don't worry, no problem. >> don't think it came from israel. >> there's one -- >> oh, no. >> yes, there's one. >> you know, they are not -- >> there's one. >> they are not necessarily something that you can, you can pound to death. the virus -- >> yes. >> is microscopically small. >> yes. >> no, no. >> there it is.
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>> why do i feel like -- >> no, no, no, it's fine. no, one there. >> all right. borat. >> hold on, hold on, no, i see one. the green dot, careful, he run away. he run away! he is a coward. the coronavirus is a coward. he come back, i say come on! come on! i take you! coward! coward! coronavirus. >> borat thank you for being here. it's really a pleasure. >> thank you. >> to have you here. >> thank you. >> did you get tested before? >> did i -- i do not feel comfortable starting this interview until i have done basic questionnaire. >> oh. >> health. >> for me? >> to make sure that you are safe. >> okay, all right. on oh, this is a real
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questionnaire. okay, all right. >> health questionnaire, normal kazak plague questionnaire, in the last week have you been in the presence for more than 15 minutes of any jews? >> yes. all of our writers and none of our camera guys are jews. yes. is that bad? >> that is one. and your diet, as member of hollywood elite, have you recently drunk any unpasturized children's blood. >> no. >> any pizza parlors recently? >> no. >> and i need the names and addresses of the last 12 prostitutes you have been with. >> i will have to get back with
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you. >> why, there are more? >> yeah. >> and were any of them women? no? yes, i did not think so. okay. yes. and what is your favorite position to make sexy time? >> what does that have to do with the virus? >> nothing. i just want to know, i'm a fan. >> oh, okay. i want to imagine you -- swing, swing, yes, this is catch phrase. >> the answer is laying on my back like a seal. >> you made it with a seal. >> no i didn't. >> naughty, naughty, don't eat the seal or the penguins. are there any, are there any womens in your family with a history of illness such as talking? >> talking? >> yes. >> oh, yes. it's rife with talking in my family, yes. >> very bad, okay.
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now we can start interview. >> okay. good. >> after we have finished the physical examination. >> oh, no. really? >> it's a very quick. it is like -- temperature check. >> what is that? >> this is thermometer. >> that goes where? >> yes, in your, in your rear, in your rear hole. >> yeah, no. >> your back -- your back -- >> yeah, no. >> what a problem, why are you being so resistant? you have something to hide i think? >> no. >> okay. >> i just -- it doesn't look clean. >> it is very clean, i just had it in my back -- oh, i am jimmy kimmels, i'm too hotty-totty, typical hollywood elite, no wonder -- doesn't like you? >> did you take on it the plane with you from kazakhstan.
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>> i did not come in a plane? i came in a boat. very simple, very simple. >> yes. >> as everyone knows the first symptom of coronavirus is a green crumb. >> a what? >> a green crumb. your testes satchel is green? is it green? >> not that i know. >> i must inspect. i must inspect. >> turn around. >> how does that tell you if it's green? >> i must remove. it's fine. it is fine. >> be careful, please. >> it's fine, i have him, i have him. careful, relax. >> all right. >> relax. >> yeah, i know. >> pull back your jacket. don't be ashamed. pull back your jacket. >> it is fine. hold on, relax. why are you scared? you have something to hide?
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you have something to hide? yes! come here. >> wow, you have some grip. >> yes, yes. now -- >> suddenly i'm powerless. >> yes, it's the you that will control the media and it's the kazak that controls the late-night host. >> all right, that is. >> yes. okay, fine, fine. >> i don't know how you know it's green from that. okay. we will go ahead. >> and very last thing. just quickly, make liquid release in this cup. >> what? >> no. it is fine. this one is -- hold on. >> yeah, they don't -- >> this one here is from conan. >> oh, you have conan's -- what is that had? >> and this one is from fallons. i didn't do an interview with me, he just gave it to me. >> he is very nice. >> you need one of those for me? >> yes, you can put yours on top of conans. i'm sure it's not the first time your sperm has been mixed.
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>> oh, right. well why don't we do it in the commercial break. >> yes, please, please, please, start your interview. >> borborat is here, we will be right back. ♪ ♪ ♪
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welcome. >> okay what are you doing with that? >> oh. >> oh? >> what? >> got the baby -- >> doctor. >> i have a baby inside me. >> hm-mm. >> and i want to take it out of me. >> hm-mm. right. >> she want it out now, please. >> right. >> can you take it out? >> no, we cannot, what you say, take it out. you end that life. that life will die. >> well, it already dead. it not living. >> no, it is a living breathing life that god has created. >> i don't think he is breathing. >> we can show you that it's breathing. >> i feel bad because i was the one who put the baby in her. >> you don't need to feel bad. i was just trying to give my daughter pleasure and next thing i know there's a baby inside her. >> hm-mm. >> you keep calling her your daughter. >> yes. >> okay.
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is he your father? >> yes. >> had this is your daughter? >> yes. yes. >> okay. >> borat and his daughter, a clip from borat subsequent movie film i'm going with the short -- oh, there's -- hi, hi, how are you? oh, this is your daughter. hello, how are you? nice to meet you. how are you? well, okay, did you hey, did you steal that off the wall of our wall? >> yes. yes, you stole it. she very good thief. >> oh. >> and she very violent. >> you must be -- >> teenagers. >> you must be very proud then. >> yes. >> did you enjoy making this movie with your father? >> yes, i enjoyed. i have killed 17 ducks. >> yes, she have, teenagers! teenagers. >> killed 17 ducks.
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okay. >> borat >> america -- [ speaking foreign language ] >> oh, what did she say? >> she said she need make -- >> and so, this is your second time to america? i guess? [ speaking foreign language ] >> she like pants. can she have them? >> hthank you, you want to have my pants? >> yes. >> i will give you the pants later. [ yelling in foreign language ] >> it's better you give her your pants. >> no, my microphone is in the
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pants it would be a problem. >> what a problem, jimmy, give the pants. she like then. >> later when the show is done then you can have the -- yes, later on. [ speaking foreign language ] >> she really want them. >> hm-mm? >> listen, i give you my pants you give me yours. come on, no problem. >> all right. jimmy, it's fine. it's fine. here, i give you mine. i give you mine. >> i think -- >> jimmy, take, take. >> yeah, okay. >> jimmy, take it. >> all right. >> take them. take them. >> hold on a minute. >> jimmy, take them. >> let me have your pasts. -- let me have your pants. or i will take them. >> okay. >> see now, that's not making me feel comfortable about taking my pants off right now. >> no, it's fine.
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she is getting angry, you do not want to see her violent. jimmy these are high quality pants. >> i know they are nice, but they are a different color. >> stop playing and remove them. >> all right, let me get my shoes on. >> she wants the shoes too. >> yeah, all right, the shoes you can have, no problem with the shoes. all right, yeah. >> all right, here we go. >> all right, here we go. >> there we go, all right. and there you go. i don't know why you want my pants. >> she want the pants too, she like them. >> no the under pants. >> no, he will not give you the under pants. he won't give you. >> we can't -- >> she said, you better take them otherwise there will be blood. >> take them off, she said. >> what? what? >> take it. >> now, i don't know why i took
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my pants off. >> she wants to be your wife. >> that's nice, very flattering, i am already married. >> how many wives you have? >> one. >> you only have one wife! she want to be a wife too. >> no, i can't i'm sorry. i am very sorry, you are very kind and i'm sure you will find a wonderful husband, it's just not going to be me. >> jimmy what is your problem? >> all right, all right, i will stand here like this. yes. >> good. so please, you have not asked me any questions. >> i know, i think we are out of time. borat, i do want to make one statement. >> good social distance. >> i have seen your film and it's wonderful, nobody will disappointed and i hope many, many americans watch it and you
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did a beautiful job in it as well. so thank you for coming. >> thank you very much. yes. >> okay, and -- >> are we done? all right, we are done. borat subsequent movie film etcetera premiers friday on amazon prime video, we will be back with emma roberts. who know an open mind is the only kind. who don't need to travel to find something new. who know where to escape, even just for a moment. who don't need a fortune to find a gem. and who know when you spend less, you can discover even more. and never, ever stop discovering. spend less, discover more.
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♪ >> jimmy: welcome back. i got my pasts back, ozuna and doja cat are coming up. five seasons of "american horror story," her next movie is more up beatment it comes on to netflix, please say hello to emma roberts. hello emma? >> good to see you. >> you are glowing, is that fair to say right now?
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>> why thank you. i wonder why that could be. >> you are with child, i would never guess it from seeing you from the waste up that you are with child. >> no one in the zoom world knows that. yes, it is true. >> oh, wow, there you go. congratulations. >> thank you. >> who did this to you? you? yoy are people asking you like, personal questions now? people talk to pregnant women a lot more than i think they talk to just people normally, right? they ask weird things? >> yes. no people come up to me all the time and just touch me or say things. i mean this had woman, a couple of days ago, she was like ready to pop any day now and i was like no, got a few more months. but thank you. she was like, you are huge! >> oh, no. isn't that horrible terminology to use, ready to pop? i mean, ready to pop doesn't sound good. yeah. >> i know. >> at all.
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>> no, also i was walking. i'm like, what does my walk look like that this woman stopped me to tell me? >> you posted about your are pregnancy on instagram, i know, the reason that you did it is pretty, is actually funny. tell us why you wound up revealing what is going on? >> yeah, you know, i was keeping my pregnancy pretty low key. but, unfortunately my mother has instagram. which mothers and instagram, it's just, it's a bad combination. >> yeah. >> and she definitely, she spilled the beans. >> how did she do it? in a way the beans were drawn out of her, weren't they? >> well, you have to understand about my mom. she doesn't own a computer and she had a flip phone up until three years ago. literally my friends were like, why does your mom have a burn er phone, a flip phone with no
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camera, nothing and i got her an iphone, and i was like, we can facetime and message and it was sweet and a love fest and it was the worst thing i ever did. >> it was a mistake. >> it started slow with like a google alert on me. which she never had before, so she was like, emma have you seen this photo from 2010? i'm like, yes, i have seen that photo, and i was getting flooded is this true or this had and that, and i was like, this is a bad idea and then she got inis that kbram, which was okay at first, a couple hundred followers that grew to a couple thousand which grew to she had no idea what she was dealing with and called me to say, you know who was dm'ing me? and i said, don't dm with anybody. and she was like, jackson brown, and i was like, definitely jackson brown is not dm'ing you. and it took my sister going through her phone to say, that is not jackson brown, she got c catfished and it led to
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interacting with my fans and just thanking them for all their pregnant wishes. and -- it was a disaster. and i found it all out on a plane. so i could not get to her like i could not call her or attack her so i messaged with her and dm'ed her and skp asked her to stop. >> when had somebody if you were pregnant, she said yes, right? >> yes, she was like, thank you for the well wishes, and it was endless. my friends were sending me screen grabs and it was unbelievable. i said mom, you revealed my pregnancy. and he said, emma, you announced it and i said no i didn't. it was a tabloid, and she was like, oh, that was not clear. >> this fake news is all very confusing, isn't it? >> she totally fell for the fake news. so, yeah, basically we kind of
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laughed. we kind of got in a fight. i blocked her at one point. it was my only weapon and she texted me and said, queen did you block me? sad face and i was like, yes, i blocked you and i unblocked her and it was an instagram war with my mother that i never saw coming. a good story for the baby. >> it is a good story for the baby. do you know if you are having a girl or boy? have you found it out? >> a boy. >> i thought all the pink was a hint that you were having a girl. >> well, i was convinced i was having a girl to a point that i said to my boyfriend, like if it's a boy, you can name it. and who cares it will be a girl and i get to name it. and we found out and he was like, you said i get to name him and it was like, oh, yes, i did say that. so funny i said that. >> is he taking the opportunity,
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or is it a prank that the son will have on to live with for the rest of his life. >> i of course came with my scroll of names. i was like let's go through my list and my boyfriend was playing very hard to get with me about the names. i was like, we are having a baby, you can tell me what you want to name the baby. and he was very tight lipped and he did finally, he came up with a winner that was really good. all of mine got vetoed for various reasons which i was upset about. >> is the baby named veto. >> the baby's name is veto. >> you have come up with a baby name and coined a new term with holidate this roman kick comedy you are in. what is a holdidate? >> it's the thing you need most around the holidays. which is a datie itthat is not romantic so everyone will stop asking you about your personal life or romantic life. so basically it's something, it
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can be a friend or somebody you hire or whoever, to just like go around to parties with you so your family won't try to set you up with everyone in sight or make you feel like a single loser. >> it's like a beard, a santa beard in a way. >> totally. totally. >> and that is the premises of the film? >> it is the premise of my new movie holid tam did -- holidates a romantic comedy. it's a great movie to watch right now. >> what is your favorite all time romantic comedy? >> "my best friend's wedding. >> the one starring your aunt julia. you had to pick that. >> yes, my aunt happens to be in it and amazing. it's the one computer that i watch when i'm home sick, it's
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partially because of her and partially because it's a great movie. >> congratulations on little veto, the movie is on netflix starting october 28th. we will be right back with ozuna and doja cat. ♪ ♪ >> portions of jimmy kimmel live are brought to you by wendys. download the breakfast app to get a free sandwich with any purchase. when was the last time your property tax bill went down? what? never. are you kidding me? for years, the residential burden has gone up.
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>> jimmy: i want to thank borat, tutar and emma roberts, apologies to matt damon. "nightline" is next but first, his album is called "enoc", here with the song, "del mar," with help from doja cat, ozuna! ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪
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