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>> lou: from hollywood it's "jimmy kimmel live" with guest host sean hayes! tonight -- natalie portman, b. scott, and music from meghan trainor featuring teddy swims. with cleto and the cletones. and now, sean hayes! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> sean: thank you, thank you. thank you. ah, that's very nice of you. thank you.
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[ cheers and applause ] oh my gosh, please. please. as oprah would say, "take a seat, take a seat." [ laughter ] welcome to "jimmy kimmel live." i am your guest host, sean hayes. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy is on vacation doing what he does best, falling asleep on the toilet for days at a time. [ laughter ] this is my final night guest hosting. [ audience: aww ] i know, i'll miss me too. [ laughter ] but i thought maybe the best way to express my feelings about my lovely week here at the show would be through song. [ cheers and applause ] oh, i'm not going to sing, but it would be the best way. [ laughter ] we've had a great run, a great one. the youtube comments have been effusive. "have no idea who sean hayes is." "who the hell is sean hayes?" "who he?" [ laughter ] he me. [ laughter ]
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and just to clear things up, i am sean hayes, award-winning actor, producer, lover. [ cheers and applause ] i know it can be confusing because there are a lot of sean hayeses out there. for instance, some of you may have been expecting to see this sean hayes, who's a canadian strongman. [ laughter ] look at that guy. this way? oh, this way? that sean hayes would've obliterated my mom's hoohah. [ laughter ] i mean, i'm just guessing. i'm also not the sean hayes who wroe this book about backpacking through the amazon. that is definitely not me. [ laughter ] i hate snakes. and the woods make me rashy. [ laughter ] and i'm so sorry to anyone watching because they think i'm wwe wrestling coach sean hayes. [ laughter ] yeah, look at that. this might surprise you, but i will not be participating in squatober.
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[ laughter ] i'm still sore from the hammy i pulled last jog-ust. [ rim shot ] [ cheers and applause ] and lastly, i want to apologize to anyone who tuned in because you love the pre-owned corolla you bought from the sean hayes at stadium toyota in tampa. [ laughter ] i'm talking to you, norma. five stars for "great service!"? yes! [ applause ] five stars. it's sad that's the best review i've ever gotten? yes, it is, yeah. but tonight, in the spirit of togetherness i would like to invite every sean hayes on earth to join me next squatober at stadium toyota in tampa for the first-ever "sean-a-thon." i'm going to sing show tunes, amazon sean's going to teach us how to drink our own pee, and canadian sean's going to throw a couple of land cruisers around the lot. it's the sean of a new era and you're all invited! [ cheers and applause ]
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today as you may know was take your dog to work day. and tomorrow is "clean poodle [ bleep ] out of the break room carpet" day. [ laughter ] this week was also the 146th annual westminster kennel club dog show and the winner was -- [ drum roll ] a dog. [ laughter and applause ] the award for "best in show" went to a bloodhound named "trumpet." and the best part is, he has no [ bleep ]ing idea. [ laughter ] here's trumpet celebrating with his handler seconds before he decapitated her. [ laughter ] the runner-up this year was a french bulldog named winston. winston is the alternate, meaning he would be sworn in as best in show in the event trumpet tries to incite a dog insurrection and overthrow the kennel club. [ laughter ]
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[ applause ] yeah, let's hear it for trumpet. in florida this week, they found the most florida thing of all, a 215 pound burmese python. yeah. it's over 18 feet long. so just a little bit smaller than my [ bleep ]. [ laughter and applause ] come on, it's funny because it's true! [ laughter ] have you been following the herschel walker campaign slash slow motion train wreck? yeah. herschel walker, of course, is the former football star who traded his helmet for a maga hat and could be the next republican senator from georgia. if elected, he would make history as the first u.s. senator to not know how many states there are in the u.s. >> i want the people of georgia to know if you want to get this georgia back together, you want to get this country back together, you got to vote for people that believes in this country. if you don't believe in the country, leave and go somewhere else.
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if it's the worst state, why are you here? leave, go to another. there's what, 51 other states you can go to. >> sean: yeah. [ applause ] yeah, he thinks there are 52 states, yeah. [ laughter ] well, you know. a lot of people forget about east virginia and mexas. [ laughter ] i guess technically there are 52 american states if you count hopelessness and depression. [ laughter ] and by the way, he's leading in the polls right now, which makes us the dumbest country in the world! [ cheers and applause ] usa! usa! usa! [ crowd chanting: usa ] it's both beautiful and creepy at the same time. [ laughter ] this is an interesting development for men who like to masturbate. guillermo, pay attention to this. >> guillermo: okay. [ laughter ] >> sean: chinese researchers have reportedly invented a mind-reading device that can detect when guys are looking at porn.
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apparently, you can tell a man is watching porn because the electronic patterns show a spike in brainwave activity and also his peen is out. [ laughter ] meanwhile, researchers in the u.s. have made some new discoveries about the coronavirus. turns out women are more likely to experience long covid, while men are much more likely to claim to have really long covid when it's average at best. [ laughter and applause ] while we have tamed the pandemic in many ways, we all still have questions about covid from time to time and you just wish you had a doctor that could answer them for you. luckily, now you do. and his name is me. [ cheers ] that's right. in 2013 illinois state university bestowed upon me an honorary doctorate. a certificate that qualifies me to answer any medical queries you might have in these confusing times. and i never even had to go to doctor school or whatever it's called! [ laughter ] so it's time once again for "dr.
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sean's covid corner." [ cheers and applause ] here's a question i get a lot. "experts say we're out of the 'pandemic phase' of covid, is this true?" yessiree, the virus is out of the "pandemic phase" and is now entering its "rebellious phase" where it will get a nose ring and do whippets with its friends behind an arbys. [ laughter ] another one i've been getting lately is, "why is b.a.2.12.1 called a subvariant?" there's a query that knocks me socks off. "subvariant" means a variant of a variant. but in this case, we use the word "sub" because it came to life when a new york subway rat ate a pigeon who had eaten an infected calzone. [ laughter ] the rat then bit a break dancer who spread it all over with a windmill halo headspin. [ laughter ] it was like "breakin' 2: electric booga-flu." [ laughter ] [ rim shot ] here's a question i've seen a
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lot on facebook, "does the vaccine prevent me from getting pregnant?" n-to-the-o. the vaccine does not prevent you from getting pregnant. the reason you're having trouble getting pregnant is because you're a 58-year-old guy named dennis. [ laughter ] that is my 58-year-old brother, dennis. [ laughter ] [ cheers ] never give up, den. occasionally, i get questions about other viruses of concern like this one, "i recently read that monkeypox is a new disease that primarily targets homosexuals, is this true?" not in these trousers, buddy boy. [ laughter ] monkeypox has been around for decades and can infect anyone, it's not a homosexual disease. that's a rumor started by right-wing homophobes because the first case of the disease was discovered in curious george, who happens to be a monkey and happened to be curious about his sexuality during freshman year of bible college. [ laughter ] when he experimented with his roommate, a baboon named
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fabulous bruce. [ laughter and applause ] my honorary doctorate extends to other scientific fields as well such as zoology. so here's a question from my colleagues at the san bernardino zoo, "is it true that koalas can catch chlamydia?" sadly, yepperdoodle. [ laughter ] in some parts of australia, 90% of the koala population has chlamydia. it's been a long time since they've had a "g'day" in their furry little vaj-emites. [ laughter ] so why is this venereal disease so prevalent among koalas? it's because koalas have two thumbs on each hand. and as a result, it's nearly impossible for them to put on a condom. [ laughter ] koalas might look cute, but in reality they're thirsty little bitches who raw dog each other in eucalyptus trees. [ laughter ] trust me i'm dr. sean! [ cheers and applause ] and one more thing, it's time to
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bleep and blur the big tv moments of the week whether they need it or not. it's "this week in unnecessary censorship." [ cheers and applause ] >> today is the day to celebrate dad and the best present you can possibly give him, probably just [ bleep ]ing [ bleep ] together. >> i went to my 45th high school reunion last friday, i [ bleep ]ed a lot of friends that i went to school with. >> the president also says he is [ bleep ]ing fine after [ bleep ]ing hard. >> much of the midwest melting under record highs. >> i've just been staying inside, i [ bleep ]ed my [ bleep ], that's about it. >> patrick schwarzenegger was on with jimmy kimmel last night. actually, sean hayes was the guest host. and patrick talked about his [ bleep ] and technology. >> quite honestly, this was the largest [ bleep ] i'd ever come across. i did a -- whoa. >> don't forget, you can report [ bleep ] you see on the city's website. there are plenty of them out there. >> we [ bleep ]ed two dead people when i wrote my letter to congress, subsequent we [ bleep ]ed two more. that's one, two, three, four
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people. >> he [ bleep ]ed my butt for a lot of years, lot of years. >> i'm going to put it like this. we [ bleep ]ed each other's butt. how about that? >> name something you might start doing if your new neighbors are nudists? >> depends but i might [ bleep ] them. [ cheers and applause ] >> sean: we've got a good show for you tonight. online sensation b. scott is here. we have music from meghan trainor featuring teddy swims. and we'll be right back with natalie portman. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> announcer: abc's "jimmy kimmel live," brought to you by subaru. (dad) ohhhhoooo.... (man) woah, woah, woah! no, no, no, no! ugh... (woman) huhhhhg.... (woman) ughh. ohh... (dad) no! ohhhhhh. (man) ugh, ugh, gaaahh. (woman) n, n, n, n... uggggg... (vo) don't worry. you may feel every ding, but your subaru's value won't. the subaru outback has the best resale value in its class.
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welcome to the middle of everything! did you know that the corn dog was born right here in illinois? no jane, i did not know that. cheese! woohoo! and the music. we're back when oldies music was called “newies.” (gasps)
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bye bye! ha ha ho. oh, i'm scared of heights too, grandma. but then i got tall! ha ha ha. illinois, the middle of everything! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> sean: welcome back to "jimmy kimmel live!" i'm sean hayes. tonight, they're huge online and i'm so excited they're here. b. scott is with us. then later, a grammy award-winning songwriter. her new album called, "takin' it back" comes out october 21st, megan trainor featuring teddy swims on the mercedes eq stage. [ cheers and applause ] all next week, chelsea handler will be hosting the show with her guests paris hilton, joey king, simu liu, taron egerton, her boyfriend jo koi and many more. our first guest tonight is a very talented oscar and golden globe-winning actress who finally returns to the marvel cinematic universe, and this time, she brought a hammer. "thor: love and thunder" opens in theaters july 8th.
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please welcome natalie portman. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> sean: wowza! [ cheers and applause ] how are you? >> i'm so good. thank you. >> sean: oh my gosh. if you only knew what a gigantic fan i am of yours. >> thank you, feeling's mutual. >> sean: thank you. i met you once a long, long, long time ago at the golden globes. i was like, "natalie, "star wars"!" the nerd of the nerd -- i think you were on the way to the bathroom. you were like "got it." >> no. >> sean: you were very nice, very nice. i felt so fanny-outie, but anyway. >> that's so sweet. i get so like intimidated by those situations. >> sean: really? >> that i feel like most of the time i'm just like just be cool, natalie, keep it cool. [ laughter ] >> sean: and here's me with no filter at all, i don't know. but you know, hopefully this
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doesn't embarrass you. i always said if there was two people i'd ever go straight for, it's keri russell and natalie portman. [ cheers and applause ] >> that is a huge compliment. >>sean: yeah, it's true. >> thank you. what are you doing later? [ laughter ] >> sean: well, sadly that ship sailed about 45 years ago. [ laughter ] but i'd love to grab a brunch. >> yeah. >> sean: so you're -- by the way, i'm so honored you're here on the same night your premiere is happening literally across the street. [ cheers and applause ] it's crazy. i mean, like, what is that like to just be done, then walk across the street to your own big, massive movie? it's so crazy. >> it is really. >> sean: are you just going to go, boop boop boop boop! >> i don't think i'm going to walk because i can't walk that well in these heels. but i will go very close. and i'm sorry for the traffic, i know it's all closed off. >> sean: isn't it kind of cool knowing it's for you? >> it's not for me, it's for the movie. >> sean: guess what, it's for
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you. >> thank you. [ cheers and applause ] >> sean: it's so great. now, i know -- one of our producers told me you were on the phone with him while baking carrot cake in the kitchen with your kids, which i think is the sweetest thing in the world. i just started getting into baking. you'd think i would have done that years ago. but i just -- i'm no good in it but i kind of like -- it's therapeutic, right? >> so calming. >> sean: are your kids good at it like you? >> i don't think any of us are good at it. but we definitely like it. [ laughter ] certainly during the pandemic we were like really trying out things. >> sean: right? >> my husband made bagels. if you know a way to a jewish girl's heart, that's it. >> sean: right. [ laughter ] >> he was like boiling it, then baking it. >> sean: really? was it a plain bagel or an everything bagel? >> it was plain, but -- >> sean: working his way up. >> yeah, you've got to start somewhere. >> sean: i thought it was the greatest thing during the pandemic, i made banana bread. i would bring it to friends.
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they're like, "thanks, anybody can make this." [ laughter ] >> i think that's really ungrateful. i would have a talk with them. >> sean: we'll do a group chat. >> yes. >> sean: how old are your kids? >> i have a 5-year-old and an 11-year-old. >> sean: wow. the 11-year-old's name is aleph? >> yes. >> sean: is that right? >> good memory. and my 5-year-old is amalia. >> sean: such pretty names. >> thank you. >> sean: do they know that mommy's like the new thor, the new mighty thor? do they get that? >> they're really excited about it. it's pretty cool to have something that my kids are really thrilled about. because usually they're just like, "don't go to work, mommy." now they're like, "go, go, go, go!" [ laughter ] >> sean: they're not like, "my mom's black swan." they don't understand. [ laughter and applause ] >> exactly. >> sean: this is cooler. >> yeah. my daughter got -- she got on her own, she went with her nanny the other day and got the doll. >> sean: no way.
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>> and came home with it. >> sean: no way. >> no. >> sean: yes, i have it. [ cheers and applause ] >> and -- yeah. she's been running around with it going like super mommy! >> sean: isn't that wild? >> it is wild. >> sean: first of all, you're in a marvel movie, one of the biggest ones ever. >> i'm also 41. [ cheers and applause ] that's like -- you don't get to be a super -- no one's like, let's see who's in their 40s who could be a superhero. so lucky. i'm like it's so awesome. >> sean: like there's a rolodex with people in their 40s who hven't yet been invited. that's hysterical. wait, can you change the head on this? >> can you? >> sean: because look. you've got two heads. which are always better than one. >> that's so creepy. >> sean: do you put it on top? i don't know. that's a lot of heads. so there we go. we're going to cut that out. [ laughter ] but i also note that your kids
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don't ever have like the "star wars" dolls, right? >> no, they haven't. >> sean: guess what. [ cheers ] >> i didn't even know -- you must have had to go to an antique store. >> sean: an antique store. >> this is from like 1998. >> sean: yeah, during my gay antique shopping i went, oh, what's this? dusted it off. natalie will love this. >> thank you. >> sean: of course. >> that's really thoughtful. >> sean: so yeah, i went all over town. [ laughter ] wait, so you shot "thor" in australia? >> yes. >> sean: but before i want to get to that, you were in the first two. >> uh-huh. >> sean: but you were -- you skipped the third. you're in 1, 2, not 3, but you're in 4. [ cheers ] >> yes. yes. that was so good, i appreciated that. >> sean: wait, but tell me about shooting in australia.
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hot? was it like family? >> australia's a dream. >> sean: i've never been. >> oh my gosh, you've got to go. it's the most beautiful place. friendliest people. everything's wonderful. >> sean: did you bring your kids? >> my kids got to come, which was so amazing, and my husband. it was really lucky. during the pandemic they had a really strict quarantine system, so they didn't have covid for a very long time. >> sean: one of the first to figure it out. >> for the time we were there, there was no covid. when we had come from like full lockdown, virtual school and everything. we got there and my kids were able to go to in-person school. it was such a privilege. i felt so grateful and so lucky. >> sean: that's great. you went to -- your kids went to school and chris's kids also went to school? >> chris's kids for a period of the shooting came into town, they went to the same school as my kids. >> sean: that's so cool. >> it was really cool. it was nice for them to have other kids that were like new.
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but then one day we ended up at pickup, school pickup, at the same time. and i just felt so bad for him. i'm small and can kind of camouflage. >> sean: yeah. >> with the moms, you know. he comes in, it's like a -- like a big guy walking through. and he's trying to, like -- and he's really famous everywhere, but especially in australia. >> sean: of course. >> you know. so, so well known. so you see him kind of by the tree, like hiding. >> sean: really? waiting for the kids to come out? >> yeah. it felt like some weird sitcom, you know. the superhero is at school pickup, you know? [ laughter ] >> sean: i picture your little -- all the little kids, your kids and chris's kids coming out in thor costumes, "where's our mommy and daddy?" [ laughter ] when we come back, we're going to look at a clip, a world premiere clip of the movie that nobody has seen. because tessa thompson was here last night.
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she showed us a little clip. but this is new and different. i'm super, super excited to show that. more with natalie portman after this. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ you know, it doesn't matter if you choose left or right because they're both chewy, crunchy and delicious. you know, it doesn't matter if you choose left or right because they're both chewy, crunchy and delicious. a dental tool is round for a reason. so is an oral-b. round cleans better by surrounding each tooth. so clean, you'll feel like you just left the dentist.
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[ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> sean: welcome back. i'm here with natalie portman, the amazing, amazing natalie portman who i love so much. have you seen the movie yet? >> i've seen different cuts but i don't know what's in the final cut. >> sean: that's so crazy, also kind of cool that they don't show you the movie until it happens. >> it's going to be cool to see it with like an audience. >> sean: done and finished, right? >> yeah. >> sean: so, well, just for you guys we have a world premiere clip of the movie. take a look. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> mjolnir! you're back! mjolnir! ♪
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[ cheers and applause ] 7 [ cheers and applause ] >> sean: that is amazing. that is so cool. that is so cool. now, are they -- is marvel going to get upset that we just showed how it ends? [ laughter ] i'm kidding, i'm kidding. wait, taika waititi was the director, amazing, i love him. [ cheers and applause ] he at comic-con bestowed upon you, we have a picture, the hammer. what's it called again? >> mjolnir. >> sean: that's so cool. i love that. and such a deserving recipient
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of that. >> thank you. >> sean: i don't -- i love marvel but i'm not as deeply rooted in it as my husband scotty. so he's going to come out right now, scotty, and ask you a couple of fan questions because he loves you and loves this franchise. >> that's so cool. >> sean: scotty, where are you? oh, there he is. [ cheers and applause ] scotty, did you just pick that up today? >> it was in the back of the closet. [ laughter ] don't judge. okay. >> you look amazing. >> thank you. okay. is the jane foster in this movie from earth 616 or did she travel to earth 616 from another dimension via the multiuniverse? >> sean: ooh. >> or the multiverse. >> i don't know what that means. [ laughter ] >> sean: you don't know what any of those words -- she passes on that question. probably because the studio told her to. >> will we see thor and jane foster get back together? because i wrote some fan fiction
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where they did. so that would be really big for me. [ laughter ] >> that's such a good question. >> sean: oh! oh! >> i can't tell. sorry. >> sean: another pass. >> but i'd love to read your fan fiction. [ applause ] >> in this movie, jane foster gets thor's powers. does she get them through the act of lovemaking? >> oh! >> sean: because that would be quite a hammer. [ laughter ] i'm just saying. the hammer. [ applause ] right there. >> that was a rhetorical question. >> sean: none of these she's answered so far. >> i've got one more. and this is hypothetical. you know. say, you dress up like your favorite superhero, okay? and your husband makes fun of you. what would you say to sean -- i mean him? [ laughter ] >> sean: any advice for him
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about me? >> you love your partner exactly the way they are. >> sean: exactly the way they are. [ cheers and applause ] exactly, exactly. nice, scotty. natalie portman, everybody. we can't wait. "thor: love and thunder" opens in theaters july 8th. we'll be back with b. scott. ♪ ♪ who break it, ♪ ♪ pound it, ♪ [scraping] ♪ and drag it all around ♪ ♪ who twist it, and turn it, ♪ ♪ you cannot tear it down ♪ ♪ crush it, and kick it, ♪ ♪ when you can never win ♪ ♪ well i know you can't lick it ♪ [splashing] ♪ i make you give in ♪ ♪ [shattering] ♪ ♪ cause every minute of every hour you'll be shaken ♪ [explosion] ♪ by the strength and mighty power of my love ♪ ♪ by the strength and mighty power of my love ♪
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[ cheers and applause ] >> sean: hi. thank you, everybody. this being my last show of the week, and i'm not going to be coming back for a while, i thought it would be nice if we first made out and then -- [ laughter ] and then just got to know each other a little bit after that. no, because this is my last time. i just want to know if you have any kind of -- the differences between me and jimmy, go. >> guillermo: no, i just want to say you're doing a great job. fantastic. i love you. [ cheers and applause ] i like it because you just be yourself, you're having fun. >> sean: like you are. >> guillermo: exactly. yeah, just have fun, enjoy, you know. >> sean: i learned it from guillermo rodriguez. that's the name of my book. [ laughter ] are you excited about thor? >> very excited. >> sean: are you a big marvel person, a fan? >> guillermo: a little bit. a little bit because the problem is that i cannot remember all the names of the characters of the movie. >> sean: do you remember my name? >> guillermo: yeah, sean hayes. >> sean: very good. [ cheers and applause ]
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>> guillermo: great job, you're doing an excellent job. >> sean: so wait, so wait -- what about natalie portman? were you freaking out about natalie portman? >> guillermo: oh my god, she looked amazing, right? she looked great. [ cheers and applause ] she's a great actress. >> sean: you just saved yourself. he was like "she's a great actress too." yeah, she's a beautiful person but shes also an incredible human being and a great actress, all these things. did you see her on the way out? did you talk to her? >> guillermo: yeah, i talked to her and everything, and i'm going to interview her on saturday. >> sean: you interviewed or will interview? >> guillermo: i'm going to interview her on saturday, the whole cast of the movie, on saturday. >> sean: this saturday? >> guillermo: this coming saturday. >> sean: what do you mean? oh, like a correspondent? >> guillermo: exactly, yeah. >> sean: oh god, you're stressing me out. [ laughter ] all right, everybody, guillermo rodriguez. we'll be right back with b. scott. [ cheers and applause ]
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[ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> sean: welcome back. our next guest has gone from youtube celebrity to dishing on other celebrities, hopefully not me, on their very popular website please say hello to b. scott. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> sean: that is amazing. can i touch this? >> yes, you can. >> sean: that is incredible. are you in "thor" too?
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[ laughter ] >> natalie was here tonight, i was like i have to, you know, do a little something, give a little razzle-dazzle. >> sean: incredible. did you meet her? >> i did not. >> sean: catch her, hurry, she's walking across the street. >> okay. [ laughter ] >> sean: did you design this? what's going on? this is unbelievably amazing. >> no, this is by a designer, ray ortiz. >> sean: oh. >> and i didn't know when i approved it that it would be misery. [ laughter ] i nearly have a fire crash right now. right before i came out. [ cheers ] >> jimmy: guillermo, you can put that out, can't you? >> guillermo: no speak english. [ laughter ] >> sean: you look gorgeous. absolutely gorgeous. wait, this is your first late-night appearance? >> this is my first late-night appearance. [ cheers and applause ] >> my mother's watching, hi, mom. >> sean: and you're my last guest, so i guess it was meant to -- >> be? aww.
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it is meant to be. because you know, like what are the odds that you would be the guest host on my first appearance? >> sean: aww. >> on late night, and "jimmy kimmel live," because you meant so much to me when i was coming up. you know, in 1998 when "will & grace" came. and to see -- >> sean: don't say the year, don't say the year. [ laughter ] >> to see your characters be so authentically themselves. it encouraged me to be who i am. >> sean: i love that. [ cheers and applause ] that's really sweet. that's very sweet. tell me about you. your background. you grew up on a farm? >> on a farm. >> sean: clearly. [ laughter ] >> the stork dropped me off at the wrong house. >> sean: what's it like growing up on a farm? did you make your own food, milk the cows, all that kind of stuff? >> the thing is my father always wanted me to do farm work, but i was never good at it. so anything i did, i didn't do it well enough. i was driving the tractor, he would be cussing me out. all my favorite animals were murdered. [ laughter ]
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>> sean: that's hilarious. >> yeah, you know, like piggy. you know. and the farm -- >> sean: so did you embrace those animals like you would a dog, like a pet? >> yes. i bonded with them, i loved them. >> sean: oh, that's got to be tough. >> and we always had the most like uncreative names forever. it was like piggy. kitty-ann. >> sean: nobody had time to be creative, not on a farm. all those hours, we don't have time for that. how did you end up in l.a.? >> i moved here with three red suitcases and a dream. [ cheers and applause ] >> sean: really, just blind, >> just blind. >> sean: i moved here, never even visiting here. yeah. i had a friend who had an apartment. i said, can i crash in your place? and drove out here. gave me directions. >> look at all the synergy. >> sean: isn't this amazing? you've just got to go for it while you're young because you don't know what happens. as long as you have a plan "b" other than farming. [ laughter ] now, your website is very popular.
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right? >> yes, it is. [ cheers and applause ] >> sean: you posted video blogs an stuff like that. >> yeah, when i first started, 2007. >> sean: what was the first video? >> it was about shemar moore being naked. >> sean: yes. >> he was somewhere, nude photos of him hit the internet. and i got so excited. i was like shemar moore's ding ding! [ laughter ] >> sean: okay. you got so excited you posted -- >> i posted a video of my excitement and it went viral before viral was a thing. so it was everywhere. i started getting -- >> sean: i saw it it was huge. success. [ laughter ] >> i remember it not being huge -- okay. it went viral. and i had, you know -- the rest is history. continued it grow the brand. i started interviewing celebrities. that's how i met mariah. >> sean: as in mariah carey? >> mariah carey. [ cheers ] >> sean: you met her.
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how you did you meet her? and were you nervous? >> yes. well, it started on twitter. nick cannon was a fan of my work. he saw my youtube videos. one day on twitter he was like, what are you talking about, b. ? and i was like, the fact that i love your wife. he was like, if you can come to vegas, i will make sure you meet her and interview her. and at that time i had no money. >> sean: uh-huh, so you couldn't get to vegas? >> no, i did. because i took my rent money. and i didn't pay my rent. and i went to vegas. so i got the camera crew -- [ cheers and applause ] >> sean: i love that. >> i got the camera crew. i, you know, got the glam. because of course it's mariah, i can't just show up with not any glam. but it was baby glam, it wasn't this. [ laughter ] i get there, he told me, "you only have 15 minutes." we end up talking an hour and a half, became close friends. >> sean: no way. i love that. i love that. [ applause ] i just have to say, everybody should be able -- should relate to your story about just -- because you're one of the bravest people. >> thank you. >> sean: to move out of the farm, to move to l.a., to be yourself, to reach out to mariah
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carey, to do all this stuff -- one small brave step leads to bigger braver steps, right? >> absolutely. >> sean: and you can build on that. you're a perfect example of that. >> one caveat. i did get evicted when i came back. >> sean: okay, sure. [ laughter ] that's not because of you, you chased your dreams and you're a wonderful example for everybody. thank you for being here, everybody. b. scott. [ cheers and applause ] keep up with b on "the b. scott show" podcast and we'll be right back with music from meghan trainor. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> lou: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is presented by mercedes-benz. the best or nothing.
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[ cheers and applause ] >> lou: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is presented by mercedes eq. all electric, all mercedes. >> sean: that's all the time we have. i want to thank natalie portman, b. scott. and of course, jimmy kimmel, wherever he may be. "nightline" is next, but first, her album "takin' it back" will be out october 21st. this song is called "bad for me." with some help from teddy swims, meghan trainor! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ please don't make promises that you can't keep your best intentions end up hurting me ♪ ♪ no matter what i love you endlessly i know we're blood but this love is bad for me ♪ ♪ i can't tell you what i want to say 'cuz i i'm afraid that you won't change ♪ ♪ sometimes i just want to
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scream in your face but when you're in pain just walk away ♪ ♪ and my therapist told me to write you a letter mm-mm she said if i did ♪ ♪ it would make me feel better but it wouldn't do it even if i sent it ♪ ♪ 'cause you won't get it you're too damn selfish mm-mm please don't make ♪ ♪ promises that you can't keep your best intentions end up hurting me ♪ ♪ no matter what i love you endlessly but i gotta run i gotta run ♪ ♪ from your reality i know we're blood but this love is bad for me ♪ ♪ damn it's hard for me to let go from someone i held so close
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mmm ♪ ♪ damn it's hard for me to draw that line and leave you on the other side ♪ ♪ but my therapist told me to write you a letter mmm she said if i did ♪ ♪ it would make me feel better ohh but it wouldn't do any good ♪ ♪ if i sent it cuz you won't get it you're too damn selfish oh ♪ ♪ please don't make promises that you can't keep your best intentions ♪ ♪ end up hurting me no matter what i love you endlessly but i gotta run ♪ ♪ i gotta run from your reality i know we're blood but this love ♪ ♪ is bad for me and when you lie and when you lie there's a
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part ♪ ♪ of you that dies and i'm left with i'm left with it gets hectic ♪ ♪ it gets hectic and when you lie and when you lie i wonder why i try ♪ ♪ 'cause you can't help it you're too damn selfish mmm please don't make ♪ ♪ promises that you can't keep 'cuz your best intentions end up hurting me ♪ ♪ no matter what i love you endlessly but i gotta run i gotta run ♪ ♪ from your reality i know we're blood but this love is bad for me ♪ ♪ i know we're blood but this love is bad for me ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> teddy swims!
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