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"jimmy fallon" happening right [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: from studio 6b in rockefeller center, the national broadcasting company presents -- tonight's guests are -- and featuring the legendary roots crew. and here he is -- jimmy fallon! [ cheers and applause ] captions paid for by nbc-universal television -- captions by vitac -- ♪ [ cheers and applause ]
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>> jimmy: wow! that's what i'm talking about. how are you guys feeling? you feeling good? that's a great crowd. welcome. welcome to "late night with jimmy fallon," everybody. happy tuesday. let's get right to the news here. this is big. bp announced that ceo tony hayward will step down on october 1st and be replaced by american bob dudley. i bet -- [ scattered applause ] yeah. yeah, i bet bob had a mixed reaction when he heard that. [ laughter ] they're like, "bob, we're making you ceo --" "yes!" "-- of bp." "damn it!" [ laughter ] some big movie news, you guys. mark ruffalo has signed on to be the new "incredible hulk." [ scattered applause ] when he heard this, mel gibson was like, "did they even listen to my audition tapes? [ laughter ] what am i doing here? is this a joke? [ cheers and applause ]
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if you need me, i'll be in the jacuzzi." [ laughter ] hey, you guys, the 2012 london olympics will start exactly two years from today. which means nbc's live coverage will start in exactly 45 minutes. [ laughter ] live. you won't miss an event. that's right, the 2012 london olympics starts two years from today. and this morning, the chinese gymnastics team marked the occasion by being born. [ laughter ] really exciting. [ applause ] she was 16. [ light laughter ] this is kind of nice. president obama is going on a 10-day vacation to martha's vineyard in august. obama was like, "this is my longest vacation ever." and voters were like, "wait 'til you see the we're planning for you." [ laughter ] [ audience ohs ] [ applause ] hey, i don't know if you guys heard this. kim kardashian is trying to prevent one of her fans from
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having head-to-toe plastic surgery to look like her. but the bottom line is no matter what kim says, i'm going to do what i want. [ laughter ] that's right. a woman wrote on twitter that she's getting plastic surgery to look like kim kardashian, so that her husband won't leave her. they must have some weird fights, right? "you never do the dishes!" "and you never -- look exactly like kim kardashian! [ laughter ] that's a deal breaker, honey." check this out. former secretary of state condoleezza rice performed a duet with aretha franklin at a charity event tonight. not to be out done, president bush played tambourine on three songs with the wiggles. [ laughter ] that's exciting. wrapper dmx started his 90-day jail sentence yesterday for a probation violation. dmx was like, "just so there's no confusion. is this a legitimate 90 days or
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lindsay lohan 90 days? [ laughter ] just so i know going in if it's going to be a week." get this, a new survey found that 73% of iphone users are happy with at&t's service. yeah, one iphone user said, "i am -- hap -- a -- t" [ laughter ] [ applause ] how's your iphone? yeah, that was good. finally, you guys, mtv is launching an online "jersey shore" video game. [ laughter ] it's the only online game that's guaranteed to leave your computer with a virus. [ laughter ] ladies and gentlemen, we have a great show! give it up for the roots! ♪ [ cheers and applause ]
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>> jimmy: hey, everybody. welcome to the show and thank you. it's going to be a great show tonight. i use twitter a lot. you guys use twitter? [ cheers and applause ] it's really fun. if you ever go on twitter, they always have a list of these things called trending topics. and these are the things everyone on twitter is talking about. like, this weekend, it was "inception." or, basically, every day it's justin bieber. stuff like that. [ light laughter ] but sometimes there's like a weird one in there with a pound sign in front of it. they call it hash tag. like #what not to do on a first date or #remember second grade. and then people on twitter respond to them and give their two cents about what not to do on a first date or some funny memory about second grade. well, last week, we did something cool. during the show, i started my own hash tag, called "why don't they make that?" and you guys, the audience, tweeted out thousands and thousands of weird inventions that you'd like to see. and we showed a bunch of your tweets on the show, and it was really fun. so i thought tonight we'd try it again. i'm going to tweet out something right now. a super power that i'd like to have.
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i will type in now "the ability to float to work. [ light laughter ] not fly. it's like air skating." [ light laughter ] i think that would be fun. just get a running start and then just float for a couple of blocks. >> steve: it's a conversation starter. >> then, at the end, you have to put, #if i had a super power. if i had a super power. perfect now. i'm just going to send it off here, and i just tweeted that. now that's out there. so this is where you guys come in. go on twitter, tweet out some crazy super power that you would like. it could be anything, like the ability to disguise my face as dolph lundgren's so i can get into "the expendables" premiere. [ light laughter ] and be sure to include the #if i had a super power. i'll look at all of them tonight, and we're going to show some of the best ones tomorrow night on the show. tune in, you might see your tweet on the show. it'll be fun. [ cheers and applause ]
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it was fun last week. we have a great, great show tonight. the gorgeous oscar-winning actress, rachel weisz is here. [ cheers and applause ] i'm a big fan. nba super-duper-duper star and new member of the miami heat, chris bosh is joining us! [ cheers and applause ] and we have some great music tonight. great music from angelique kidjo featuring john legend. [ cheers and applause ] i'm so excited. it's going to be unbelievable. what a great, great show. hey, you guys, it's time for "pros and cons." here we go. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: now this is where we take a look at the stories and issues making headlines today, and weigh the good with the bad. tonight's topic, the new season of "the jersey shore." [ light laughter ] that's right, the big premiere is this thursday on mtv. let's take a look at the pros and cons.
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pro -- this season, the cast leaves their hometown to go to miami. con -- "it's like frickin' lebron james over here!" [ laughter ] pretty much. pro -- "the jersey shore" girls are like florida's new "golden girls." con -- more orange than golden. [ laughter ] if you want to get technical about it. [ applause ] pro -- there's going to be a lot of fighting and a lot of jacuzzi action. con -- it's like being on a date with mel gibson. [ audience ohs ] [ laughter ] that's what happens. pro -- the cast members have names like snooki, j-woww and the situation and somehow managed to get famous. con -- you called yourself the banginator for a weekend in college and you still can't live it down. [ laughter ] that's a lame nickname. >> steve: that's not good. that is not a good weekend. >> jimmy: pro -- snooki got rid of her signature big hair poof. con -- she is now only three feet tall, in heels.
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[ laughter ] she's a very small person. pro -- we might see sammi and ronnie rekindle their romance and get married. con -- we might hear, "with this nipple ring, i thee wed." [ audience groans ] [ laughter ] it's very romantic. pro -- get ready to beat that beat, south beach style. con -- i have no idea what that means. [ laughter ] >> steve: like the diet? >> jimmy: pro -- angelina is back this season. con -- who cares? [ laughter and applause ] i forgot about her from the first one. i didn't even remember. she was in, she left. pro -- mtv carries the show on over 30 countries worldwide. con -- some of those countries have nuclear weapons. [ laughter ] that's not good. and finally -- pro -- the situation coined the popular phrase "gtl" which refers to his pre-clubbing ritual of gym, tan, laundry. con -- his morning-after ritual
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is "omg an std." [ laughter ] i don't know what that means either. and that's our "pros and cons." we'll be right back with a new episode of "seventh floor west." come on back. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ male announcer ] what would you do for a klondike neapolitan bar? that's right, we said neapolitan? [ groans ] ♪ what would you do-oo-oo for a klondike bar? ♪ ♪
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome back, everybody. thanks so much for watching our show. i appreciate it. you guys, it's time to check in with what's happening on our very own "late night" reality series, "seventh floor west." life is very like a reality show for us on the seventh floor. there's always lots of scandal, lots of drama and, most importantly, lots of weird awkward staring. some of you may remember the drama usually centers around my old head writer miles. we're frienemies. [ laughter ] he works in the costume department now, and he's getting his revenge by dressing me like an idiot and causing all kinds of trouble around the office. well, let's see what kind of drama is unfolding this week. pull up a bean bag chair and join us for "seventh floor west." ♪ >> jimmy: previously on "seventh floor west" -- i had thought things between me and miles were going well. miles is cool now. the past is the past.
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but some of my friends weren't entirely convinced. >> i'm telling you, that guy is nuts. >> jimmy: and now with suspicious things starting to happen around the office. [ alarm sounds ] >> clear the area. there's like a really loud noise. >> jimmy: this is awful. it was starting to look like the usual suspect was up to his old tricks again. >> enjoy your meeting, fallon. >> drama. >> jimmy: on "seventh floor west." ♪ [ laughter ] ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: what's up, miles? how's it going, man? [ light laughter ]
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oh, man. you excited about this big staff meeting? i wonder what it's about. do you know what it's about? ♪ oh, i wonder, wonder who what's that meeting all about ♪ ♪ i wonder what this meeting's all about ♪ [ light laughter ] >> here's your suit for the show. >> jimmy: thank you. >> whatever. >> hey, buddy. >> jimmy: hey. >> you mind grabbing me a soda before the big staff meeting? [ light laughter ] not diet! ♪ >> jimmy: hey. what's up, the roots? >> what's up, jim? you going to the staff meeting? >> jimmy: yeah. i was going to grab a quick soda. [ laughter ]
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i have to grab a quick soda then i go to that meeting. [ laughter ] thirsty, huh? $9. that's enough for almost nine sodas. you should go to the store and buy a case of soda. this is like when people just want one or two bottles. just get in and get out. you got a dollar or anything? >> hold this. [ laughter ]
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>> jimmy: probably just going right in there, i think. [ laughter ] perfect. >> nice. >> what's up, man? >> jimmy: not much. there was this terrible noise that ruined our writer's meeting yesterday. it was kind of crazy. what? wait, you guys know what the noise was? >> not what, who.
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>> jimmy: do you think miles sabotaged the writer's meeting? >> i'm telling you, man, that guy is bad news. he's like a gremlin. ♪ he's like a poltergeist. [ laughter ] ♪ >> jimmy: i'm sorry i'm late, everybody. sorry. it just took me a little bit longer to put my suit on for the show than normal. but now i got it on and i'm here. i'm ready for this meeting. >> his outfits keeps getting worse and worse. >> he looks like a gay rodeo clown. [ laughter ] >> great, so we can -- >> jimmy: start. >> let's get the meeting started.
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[ laughter ] get it off. that's my thing. i don't know how to heck out of this thing. don't move. get it off. i don't know how to -- >> don't move. >> jimmy: okay. >> now lower this. let's lower this. >> now pull your leg out. pull the leg up, up, up, up. the other leg. other leg. other leg. other leg. no, the one that is in the -- okay. okay, there you go. there you go. don't move, jimmy. jimmy, don't move. don't move, jimmy. okay. [ laughter ]
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>> just pretend like that didn't happen, okay? it's all right. nobody noticed. i don't think anybody noticed. you're good, go ahead. >> excellent. so, a lot of you know me. i'm the building manager, randy. and i'm here because we have a little bit of a situation. >> like the "jersey shore" situation? the guy with the abs? like that kind of a situation? >> no. a lot of you may have heard a loud noise yesterday. that was a fire alarm. you're all supposed to evacuate when you hear that. and that's so that you don't burn alive. [ laughter ] so bottom line is seventh floor west has to appoint a fire warden who's going to be in charge in case of an emergency. so who is it going to be?
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>> jimmy: you know what, it's my show. i'll be the fire warden. >> thank you. anyone have a problem with the guy in the weird jacket being the fire warden? no? going once, going twice. >> yeah, i got a problem with it. ♪ maybe i want to be the fire warden. ♪ [ laughter ] >> look, i don't want to get in the middle, but you're going to have to choose. it can only be one of you. ♪
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[ cheers d eappusla >> jimmy: so much drama, you guys. stick around, everybody. we'll be right back with rachel weisz! come on back! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ male announcer ] the just right taste of bud light
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] welcome back, everybody. our first guest is evening is an academy award-winning actress, whose new film "agora" is an epic period piece that has won international acclaim and box office success. please welcome a very talented actress, rachel weisz, everybody. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: how are you? >> i'm well, how are you? >> thank you -- i'm doing great. that you so much for coming on the show. it's your first time on? >> yeah, yeah. very exciting. >> jimmy: good impression so far? >> very good impression, yes. >> jimmy: yes, yes, you like, yeah. we have the best audience in the whole wide world. >> very nice. [ cheers and applause ] and band.
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>> jimmy: and best band in the whole wide world, too. yeah, yeah. [ cheers and applause ] absolutely. we're very, very lucky. now you live in new york, as well. right? >> mm-hmm. >> jimmy: you live in the city. but you have also have a place upstate. you have, like, a chicken ranch or something, a chicken farm. what do you have. >> well, it's actually just a small house, and then there's a chicken coup. >> jimmy: oh, i thought chickens live in your house. okay, that's getting weirder. >> no, no, no. there's a small house. and then there's a chicken coup. and they have -- an area that they can go outside and run around in. but i think, from now on, i think we should call it the chicken ranch. i'm going to steal that from you. i like that. >> jimmy: it's going to be the chicken ranch, yeah. >> yeah, we're going to the chicken ranch for the weekend. >> jimmy: you go lasso some chickens. >> yeah. what made you get into chickens? [ light laughter ] >> i think -- that's a really good question. >> jimmy: i mean, how do you just end up with chickens? >> well, it was my husband's idea. >> jimmy: yeah, he wanted a pet? [ laughter ] like, couldn't get a dog, he had to get chickens? >> i know. i like cats, but he got 12 chickens. i think it was a lot for -- we have a son, a 4-year-old son. >> jimmy: he wanted a dozen
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eggs -- really fresh. [ laughter ] >> henry said, "i will not eat -- anything but farm fresh eggs." >> jimmy: little baby, what is his name? >> henry. >> jimmy: henry, yeah, yeah. >> yeah, yeah. so it was kind of for fun. i don't know why. i'm going to home and say why have we got 12 chickens? >> jimmy: yeah. you have a rooster, as well? >> we have, yeah. so there were 11 hens. actually 2 hens died. so now there are 9 hens. and we have one rooster who is a teenager. and his voice hasn't broken yet. [ laughter ] in the mornings he will go -- [ crows hoarsely ] [ laughter ] jd he's going through puberty? >> yeah, he is, yeah. >> jimmy: interesting, yeah. that's fantastic. >> do chickens have puberty? i don't know. >> jimmy: his voice is cracking, yeah. >> jimmy: i've seen that episode of "the brady bunch." [ laughter ] so -- your son gets to play with the chickens and raise them? >> he plays with them. he catches them. because at night, you have to put them back in the coup because of the coyote and the foxes. and the other thing we found out is, apparently, if human beings urinate around the perimeter of the chicken coup, it keeps the
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coyotes at bay. apparently, they don't like human urine. so my son has taken on this task. [ laughter ] [ scattered applause ] with full gusto, and he is peeing his way around this -- >> jimmy: he's 4 years old? >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: that's awesome. that's his first job. >> yeah, he takes it -- [ laughter ] >> jimmy: he gets up? >> yeah. >> jimmy: what is it, he gets up and just drinks a lot? >> he drinks a lot. he saves his pee for the chicken coup. yeah, yeah. >> that are makes me laugh. that's awesome. now, you're a great actress. you do a lot of intense, kind of, dramas a lot. but you're also a comedy? >> yeah. >> jimmy: and i heard that you -- one of your favorites is judd apatow. you love him? >> i worship judd apatow. >> jimmy: really, you love judd apatow movies? >> yeah, i think he's -- i love him. >> jimmy: what makes you attracted to his movies? >> i think he's -- well, extremely funny, obviously. but i think his work is groundbreaking. i consider him like a great auteur. i think he's an auteur avante garde, like, ground-breaking filmmaker. >> jimmy: really? >> yeah, i love his movies. >> jimmy: my god, he must love hearing that.
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have you ever met him? >> i actually have met him a couple of times. >> jimmy: uh-oh, doesn't seem like it went well. >> no, well, i don't think it went that well. i've met him at a couple of hollywood parties, and i'd had a few glasses of champagne. and i went up to him, and i was very intense about my passion for him. [ laughter ] and i basically kind of told him what i told you but more intensely than that. >> jimmy: and slurring a bit? >> yeah, maybe slurring a little bit. and just went. "mm-hmm, okay." i don't know. he didn't really -- i don't know. >> jimmy: has he called you? >> no. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: what? >> no, no, no. >> jimmy: come on, judd, you have to call beautiful rachel weisz. what is wrong with you? crazy. you've got to be in his next movie. >> he's so talented, brilliant, yeah. >> jimmy: oh, he's brilliant. no, his movies, i do love -- yeah, "superbad" is -- >> "superbad," i love. i mean, it's so, so, so funny but also beautiful about male friendship. kind of some serious stuff in there about -- right? [ light laughter ]
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>> jimmy: oh, yeah, yeah. no, no, i was crying. yeah, i was weeping, yeah. [ laughter ] and i brought a kleenex, yeah, yeah. >> when get in the sleeping bag together at the end and go to sleep, very touching. >> jimmy: it is very cute, yeah. they do make it cute. [ light laughter ] >> yeah. >> jimmy: yeah, i like that. you know, i used to, i try not to cry that much when i watch movies. but i just saw "toy story 3." >> oh, i hear it's scary for children, apparently. >> jimmy: oh, really? for me, it was me, too. [ laughter ] me and your 4-year-old would totally hit it off, yeah. but, no, and i was just balling my eyes out. >> oh, is it really -- >> jimmy: well, i was trying to hold it in. so i'm like, "this is cool." [ light laughter ] and, like, my wife was sitting next to me like -- i'm like, "why am i crying in the middle of these movies?" but, i like movies that -- like an emotional rollercoaster. it's kind of fun. >> yeah. [ light laughter ] >> well, "up," "up," the pixar movie? >> jimmy: yeah. >> first 20 minutes i'm balling. >> jimmy: first 20, oh, my god. it's insane. >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: that was almost like a test of how much you can take. >> yeah. >> jimmy: like, if you're not crying, then you don't have human feelings. [ light laughter ] you are a robot. you could just leave, you're a robot. but now let's talk about your movie, "agora." explain what this movie is. it's a beautiful -- it's a giant, big picture. >> yeah, it's a big epic, set in fourth century alexandria. i play a -- it's a true story about a woman who is a philosopher and astronomer. and she has a hot slave in love
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with her. and she has lot of her students in love with her. she was a teacher. but she only has eyes for stars. she's in love with her work. she is an astronomer. >> jimmy: and who directed this again? >> alejandro amenabar. he did "the others" and "the sea inside" -- >> jimmy: yeah, he's phenomenal. this was like, this was, like, the number one movie in spain and won all these crazy awards. and now it's coming over to the states. but it's a giant, i mean, like -- >> giant epic. it's like "spartacus" or one of those old technicolor movies except -- >> jimmy: were those -- i'm sorry because i cut you off. >> no, go on. >> jimmy: are those real people? i was gonna say because there's, like, thousands of people. >> yeah. yeah, that's why it's kind of like those old technicolor movies. because nowadays people cgi in the extras. but they were real extras. and we filmed it in malta. and there are thousands of maltese extras in the background. >> jimmy: how is filming in malta? >> it's a very small island, and it's very hot and dry and barren. and it's -- we lived in the fishing village called maxxraxx
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lax, which has four xs in it somewhere in the name. >> jimmy: really, in the name? >> yeah, yeah. good scrabble word, yeah, if your using it. [ laughter ] >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: they don't even have for xs, either way. but maxxraxx lax? >> maxxraxx lax, yeah, yeah. so my son got to hang out with the fishermen. and -- >> jimmy: just peeing all over everything. [ laughter ] >> it takes about 40 minutes to drive from one side of the island of the island to the other. it's very small. and there's just one lane going one way, and one lane -- what do you call them, like, single lane roads? >> jimmy: yeah. >> people drive insanely, insanely -- it's the most dangerous roads i have been on. >> jimmy: really? >> yeah. >> jimmy: that would freak me out because i'm not a good driver at all. [ light laughter ] >> it's scary there. >> jimmy: yeah, that's the worst. i just say, "can we film in my hotel please? can we film in the hotel room?" we have a clip from the movie, "agora." we're gonna see it right here. rachel weisz. ♪ >> run. come on. there's no time. there's no time. we have to leave. do not leave them.
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>> jimmy: all right. that was beautiful. [ cheers and applause ] our thanks to rachel weisz, everybody. go see "agora" right now in theaters. we will be right back with miami heat superstar, chris bosh! ♪ [ cheers and applause ]
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome back, everybody. our next guest is an nba all-star who, this month, created the biggest story in sports by agreeing to play for the miami heat with fellow superstars lebron james and dwyane wade. ladies and gentlemen, please welcome chris bosh! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: how are you doing, buddy? >> that is a cool song. the roots. >> jimmy: oh, yeah, yeah. you can't beat the roots. come on. hey, look at this. this is exciting. the cover of "sports illustrated." there you are, buddy, right there. looking good. [ cheers and applause ] this is huge news. >> yeah. >> jimmy: this is big time, man. is the pressure is on now?
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you have to win. >> yeah, it's been on. you know, people keep asking me, you know, they say, "how do you feel now that the pressure is over of free agency." i'm like, "well, i mean, it's different now. that was easy compared to this." >> jimmy: now you have to win. >> now we actually have to win, yeah. we have to win big. >> jimmy: yeah, you have to win big and blow people out. it's going to be nuts. you shot your whole decision on film, right? documentary style? >> yeah, i filmed a documentary. i'm actually producing it. >> jimmy: really? >> yeah, hopefully it won't suck. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: what are going to do with it? is it going to be a tv show? is it going to be a movie? >> i don't know. networks, if you guys want a -- [ laughter ] you know, if you like a documentary. >> jimmy: it's your whole thing. so, you're just taking meetings with all the different teams and cities and people trying to you get on their team? >> well, i just did in chicago. i actually did all my meetings in chicago. so, it's really like everything. it's the whole process. and at 12:01 a.m. on whatever day it was, like, that's when people really start. like, 12:01, somebody is knocking on my door.
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>> jimmy: really? >> yeah, so it was pretty cool. >> jimmy: it starts that quick. >> jimmy: you came from toronto, right? >> yes, i came from toronto. >> jimmy: now, you're in -- [ scattered applause ] you have three people from toronto, yes. [ laughter ] now in miami, i mean, even new york is hitting you up. you're in all the papers everyday. we're loving you here even though you're not even here. >> yeah, it's cool. i love new york. you know i love new york. >> jimmy: is it a different popularity for you? >> yeah, it is a different popularity. you know, since i made the decision, a lot of different people have been coming up to me. even like my aunt's chess club and bridge club and stuff like that. [ laughter ] i'm getting that kind of recognition. [ laughter ] all the old chicks dig me right now. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: "all the old chicks are digging me right now." that's awesome. i wanted to mention afternoon all stars -- after school all stars. what is that? >> it's pretty much an after school program i'm donating $20 for every rebound that i get next season. >> jimmy: really? [ cheers and applause ]
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>> make sure to text. you know, every time during the season that i get a rebound, you know, you can text to donate. i don't know the number, but check that out. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that will help once you get that number. the sales will go right up. >> after school all stars. >> jimmy: after school all-stars. >> you can google it. it's real easy. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah, yeah. or bing it. >> or bing it. i love bing. >> jimmy: yeah, you're a technology dude. you're all over twitter, right? >> yeah, @chrisbosh. >> jimmy: @chrisbosh. >> i need those @jimmyfallon numbers. >> jimmy: yeah, absolutely. yeah, we'll tweet each other. it'll be fun. >> it will be fun. [ laughter ] i saw the super heroes thing. >> jimmy: so, we do this thing, it just hash tag thing. if you had a super power, what would it be? and then if it's funny, we're going to read it on the show tomorrow. a list of 10 or 12 things. it's going to be fun. >> what was yours? >> jimmy: mine was maybe to float to work. [ light laughter ] >> is that a super power? [ laughter ] just float to work? "i'm going to float to work today." [ laughter ]
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>> jimmy: that's pretty fun. build up some run and then just float. >> what about the guy that flies past you? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: he can get all the glory, and i'm just going to be floating around. >> you're just going to float? >> jimmy: yeah, i don't have to go that fast. >> "that's bob from accounting. i'm just going to float." [ laughter ] [ applause ] >> jimmy: you're a funny dude, man. you had these youtube videos early on. you had your own youtube channel and it was very funny stuff. what made you start doing that? >> i think it was '07, and it was actually 2006. and the all-star game was in new orleans. and, of course, kevin garnett and lebron james. they're very good players. they had like a trillion votes, and i had like 100,000. [ light laughter ] i want to make it just competitive. this is bad. so i had this idea. first, you know, i had this, you know, presidential campaign thing. but that wasn't funny.
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[ laughter ] that was a bad idea. i'm glad i didn't do it. thank you. >> jimmy: you can give it to us. we'll do it. [ laughter ] >> but i just had this crazy idea and i wanted to do a used car salesman pitch. and then my brother -- it was funny. he was actually seeing me in this cowboy suit, like me walking outside. and he was like, "what are you doing?" and i said -- i explained it to him. "we're going to do this all-star video." he said, "okay." then he came back and was like, "can i be in it?" [ laughter ] >> jimmy: we have a couple of clips. here's chris bosh on youtube. ♪ >> ladies and gentlemen, why don't you go get an all-star ballot right now and punch in my name. that's right. remember, it's chris bosh. the best thing about it is, you think it's $20? no, sir. you think it's $10? no, ma'am. even $5? uh-huh. it is free. that is right. it is free. we just want your vote. voteon. >> jimmy: that's right!
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[ cheers and applause ] >> my brother -- he was actually in the next scene. yeah, he was in the next scene. >> jimmy: i was going to say he got cut out of that one. well, hey, if i wanted to tryout to be part of the trio there, is there a way maybe after we come back from the break i can tryout? >> maybe we can talk about it. >> jimmy: all right, let's go. here we go. chris bosh and i are hooping it up when we come back. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ air has no prejudice. it does not carry the opinions... of the man faster... than those of a woman. does not filter out an idea... because i'm 16... and not 30. air is unaware if i'm black... or white... and wouldn't care if it knew. so it stands to reason my ideas will be powerful... if they are wise... infectious... if they are worthy. if my thoughts have... flawless delivery... i can lead the army that will follow. rule the air. verizon.
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome back.
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i'm here with nba superstar chris bosh, who just joined lebron james and dwyane wade to form the trio in miami. and i want in. so, i have 20 basketballs here and one basketball hoop. i think if i can score three times on chris bosh, i'm going to join the team. is that fair? [ laughter ] >> no, it's not, but we'll play. >> jimmy: okay. [ laughter ] all right, here go. you ready? >> yeah. i'm over here? >> jimmy: yeah, you go around. >> okay. >> jimmy: yeah! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> good job. that was a good one. that was a good one. >> jimmy: very exciting. all right, here we go. ♪ [ laughter ] oh, my god. >> that was close. ♪
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[ laughter ] [ applause ] oh, man. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ laughter ] >> jimmy: hey, chris, do you have any nicknames? >> huh? >> jimmy: do you have any nicknames? >> i don't. but that's another one. [ audience ohs ] [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i got a nickname for you. >> what's my nickname? >> jimmy: boshkosh b'gosh. [ laughter ] >> i think that's taken already. [ laughter ] ♪ [ applause ] >> jimmy: hey, let me throw one down. let me throw one down. >> okay. ♪
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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i'm having a heart attack, i think. they're not easy to throw. they're not easy to throw. i don't think this is going to make it. ♪ you want to throw one down? >> yeah. >> jimmy: there you go. perfect. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] the one and only right there, everybody. chris bosh! thank you, my friend. we'll be right back with angelique kidjo and john legend! come on back! [ cheers and applause ] ♪
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: our next guest is an acclaimed vocalist from benin, west africa. she's here tonight to perform her version of the curtis mayfield classic, "move on up" from her latest album "oyo." with a little help from john legend and the roots, please welcome angelique kidjo, everybody! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ hush now child
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a le le and don't you cry a le le ♪ ♪ your folks might understand you ♪ ♪ by and by a le le move on up ♪ ♪ yeah ♪ towards your destination but you may find from time to time complications ♪ ♪ oh ♪ ♪ bite your lip a le le and take a trip a le le ♪ ♪ though there may be wet road ahead but you cannot slip a le le ♪ ♪ oh ♪ just move on up and peace you find ♪ ♪ into the steeple of
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beautiful people where there's only one kind ♪ ♪ so hush now child and don't you cry don't you cry ♪ ♪ your folks might understand you ♪ ♪ by and by a le le so move on up ♪ ♪ and keep on wishing remember your dreams are your only scheme ♪ ♪ so keep on pushing keep on pushing hey, hey, hey ♪ ♪ ♪ take nothing less but the second best ♪ ♪ do not obey you must keep you sane you can past the test ♪ ♪ just move on up
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to a greater day ♪ ♪ just a little faith if you put your mind to it you can surely do it come on, do it ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's the way to do it. that's the way to do it. thank you so much. >> next time, co


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