tv Late Night With Jimmy Fallon NBC April 6, 2011 12:35am-1:35am PDT
[ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: from studio 6b in rockefeller center, the national broadcasting company presents -- tonight's guests are -- and featuring the legendary roots crew. and here he is -- jimmy fallon! [ cheers and applause ] captions paid for by nbc-universal television
-- captions by vitac -- www.vitac.com ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hey! thank you very much. you guys -- that's a crowd. new york city is the best crowd. welcome to "late night with jimmy fallon," everybody. last night, uconn beat butler 53-41 -- [ cheers ] -- in one of the lowest scoring ncaa championship games in history. i haven't seen anyone in college have that much trouble scoring since -- me. [ laughter ] it was such a boring game, the arena's jumbotron actually switched over to "dancing with the stars." [ laughter ] here's some political news. the white house said that president obama will not focus on full-time campaigning for a long time. yeah, he wants to wait a year or two before he gets serious about it. just like he did with being president. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] oh, man. oh, my.
>> steve: oh, no, you didn't! >> jimmy: this isn't good, you guys. michael buble's house was burglarized last week while he was out of the country at his wedding. man, when buble catches those guys they're gonna be in big tro-blay. [ laughter and applause ] that's right michael buble's house was burglarized. his alarm went off, but it was too soothing to warn anyone. it was like -- ♪ someone's in the house he doesn't belong there he's taking ♪ ♪ all your valuables who cares ♪ [ light laughter ] this is nice. a 92-year-old woman in hawaii became the oldest person in the world to finish a marathon. at least that's what they told her. [ laughter ] you finished, grandma. applesauce, spaceship! just agree with her. just agree with her. get this, fox is adding several new spanish language shows to its programming schedule to appeal to the growing latino population. my favorite one -- my favorite
one is about that doctor with the cane who plays by his own rules. you know, "casa." [ laughter ] oh, yeah. that was a good one. [ cheers and applause ] did you hear about this? many gamers are asking for refunds on the new nintendo 3ds because it causes headaches and dizziness. it's pretty scary. some gamers became so disoriented they accidentally wandered outside. [ laughter ] "everything is in 3-d! this is awful!" [ light laughter ] and, finally, oakland raiders receiver louis murphy was arrested this week for possession of viagra without a prescription. yeah. when asked for comment he said, "oh, come on, i was just trying to go long." [ light laughter ] ladies and gentlemen, we have a great show tonight! give it up for the roots, right there! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪
♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: there you go right there! [ cheers and applause ] once again we have booker t. jones from the legendary booker t. and the mgs sitting with the roots tonight. [ cheers and applause ] good to see you, buddy. >> good to see you -- >> jimmy: booker's new album "the road from memphis" will be out may 10th. preorder it now. there are great guests on the record. you've got lou reed, sharon jones, you've got yim yames from my morning jacket. it's a good one. great album, you guys. pick it up. thanks for being here, buddy. >> thank you. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: we have a really fun show tonight. he's been in tons and tons of great movies and he is the star of "henry's crime," keanu reeves is here! [ cheers and applause ] come on!
that's the coolest. i love that dude. from the new movie "soul surfer," lorraine nicholson will be joining us. [ cheers and applause ] plus, music from a legendary punk band from the u.k., wire is with us tonight! [ cheers and applause ] they're awesome. the real deal. ladies and gentlemen, it's time to take a look at the stories making headlines today and weigh the good with the bad. it's time for "pros and cons." here we go. ♪ pros and cons and pros and cons and pros ♪ >> jimmy: tonight's topic -- charlie sheen's "my violent torpedo of truth"
tour. [ laughter ] [ scattered cheers ] everyone is talking about this. >> steve: everyone. >> jimmy: charlie sheen's live tour kicked off this past weekend. so far the reviews have been mixed, but it's exciting either way. yeah. so, let's take a look at the "pros and cons" of charlie sheen's "my violent torpedo of truth" tour. here we go. pro, opening night sold out in 18 minutes. con, it cleared out in 14 minutes. [ laughter ]
it happened. it happened. pro, you can expect a little bit of everything. con, just like one of charlie's urine tests. [ light laughter ] positive, positive, positive, positive, positive, positive. pro, to kick off the first show, two of charlie's goddesses sang the national anthem then made out. [ scattered cheers ] con, the next night hall & oates did the exact same thing. [ laughter ] why would they do that? that's weird. >> -- mustache. >> jimmy: i don't know. i think he grew it back. >> steve: do you think he did?
>> jimmy: does oates have the mustache? he grew it back, right? >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: that was weird when he didn't have his mustache. >> steve: m-e-t-h-o -- >> jimmy: are you spelling out mustache? >> steve: the method of mustaches. >> jimmy: how long do they spell it? they whole thing? >> steve: what's that? the whole thing. they spell whole thing out. >> jimmy: m-e-t-h-o-d-o-f-m-o-t-e-r-n-m-u- s-t -- >> steve: c-h-e.
it's the modern mustaches. two hits in japan. >> jimmy: here we go. pro, charlie answers all the questions you have been dying to ask. con, unfortunately, the answer is "no refund." [ light laughter ] pro, tickets can be purchased on ticketmaster.com. con, first you'll have to type in the security code. [ laughter ] i hate those. they're so annoying. >> steve: so confusing. >> jimmy: pro, the show's format has under gone slight revisions to keep the audience engaged. con, charlie is now spending 45 minutes teaching people how to dougie. [ light laughter ] teach me how to dougie. pro, you paid $150 to spend the evening with charlie sheen. con, usually it's the other way around. [ laughter and ohs ] that's true. and finally, pro, duh, winning. [ light laughter ] con, duh-saster. [ laughter ] there you go. that's the "pros and cons," you
guys. [ cheers and applause ] thank you very much. [ applause ] i'm so excited. i have been talking about this all day. i have been talking about this all day. one of my favorite things, "dance avenue" just came out on dvd and we were watching it. it's the best. quest, do you remember "dance avenue"? >> questlove: no, i haven't heard of it. >> jimmy: it was like "soul train." that's how i like learned to dance. it was in the '80s. they used to have like the "soul train" line, like the "dance avenue" dance line. >> questlove: okay. >> jimmy: it's so good. you've never seen it? [ laughter ] >> questlove: no, never seen. >> jimmy: you got -- we have a clip. check this out. ♪ >> announcer: this is nbc. ♪ [ laser sounds ] >> let's kick this off with a "dance avenue" dance line. ♪ ♪
♪ ♪ well i stepped in the club why did i think [ laughter ] a bunch of people ♪ ♪ they were looking real good and dancing real tight ♪ ♪ i guess i'm gonna stay and do lines all night i got lines on my mind♪ ♪ lines all the time i'm doing lines i got lines on my mind lines all the time ♪ [ laughter ] ♪ doing lines there were two huge lines how could i refuse? ♪ ♪ i even heard they got some lines in the bathroom ♪ ♪ my adrenaline's pumpin' [ laughter ] my heat beat's jumpin' ♪
♪ you think you're good with lines, boy let me show you something ♪ ♪ i got lines on my mind lines all the time i'm doing lines ♪ ♪ i got lines on my mind lines all the time i'm doing lines doing lines ♪ ♪ d-o-i-n-g lines d-o-i-n-g lines d-o-i-n-g lines d-o-i-n-g lines ♪ ♪ i got lines on my mind lines all the time i'm doing lines ♪ ♪ i got lines on my mind lines all the time i'm doing lines ♪ ♪ i got lines on my mind lines all the time i'm doing lines ♪ ♪ i got lines on my mind lines all the time i'm doing lines ♪
♪ i got lines on my mind lines all the time i'm doing lines ♪ ♪ i got lines on my mind lines all the time i'm doing lines ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: "dance avenue." dancing down the line is back! you guys have got to pick this up right now. we'll be right back with more "late night," you guys. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ f ♪ all righty. oh, oh. you are a little biscuit. i'm carol. uh, we should skedaddle 'cause it's girls' night. so...okay. oh, wow. you got a skinny-dipping scene after the duel, right? well, i -- shh, shh, shh. show. don't tell. [ male announcer ] your favorite movies right when you want them. just a little -- okay. oh, wow. [ male announcer ] watch unlimited tv episodes and movies instantly through your game console or other devices, all for only 8 bucks a month from netflix.
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>> jimmy: welcome back, everybody, and thank you for ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome back, everybody, and thank you for watching our show. it's time to announce this week's "late night week's "late night hashtag." before the show, i went on twitter and i started a hashtag called "worst spring break." now, anyone who's gone on spring break comes back with a crazy story to tell. for example, i tweeted out "ft. lauderdale '94. in cab home from bar with buddy." driver pulls over and says, can either of you guys drive? i'm too drunk. [ laughter ] that's a true story. the driver pulled over. the cab driver was too drunk and we were too drunk to drive. so i don't -- we walked home. uh, but this is where you come in. go on twitter, tweet out a weird or crazy or crazy embarrassing thing that happened on your spring break and be sure to include the hashtag "worst spring break." i'll look at all them, put up some of my favorites on the show tomorrow night. so tune in, you might see your tweet on the show, you guys. [ cheers and applause ] fun. hey, everyone. earlier tonight when you guys were taking your seats, i got a good look at you guys and i have to say, you are a really good-looking audience.
[ cheers and applause ] you really are. but -- but there are a couple of guys out there i noticed could use some help. and you're about to get that help in our new game. it's called "pretty boys." here we go. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome to "pretty boys," the game where we make guys apply makeup to other guys to see who looks the prettiest. [ laughter ] let's meet our first pair of contestants. come on over, guys. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ how you doing, buddy? welcome to the show. what are your names? >> i'm tim. >> jimmy: you're tim. >> i'm matt. >> jimmy: and matt. okay, and how do you guys know each other? >> we work together. >> jimmy: oh, really? well, this should be interesting, then. great -- now do you guys wear a lot of makeup? >> not typically. >> jimmy: no, okay, yeah. you do? >> sometimes, yeah. >> jimmy: uh -- well, this is going to be fun. the way this game works is i'm going to present you guys with a situation in which you definitely want to have your best makeup on. one of you will be applying the makeup and one of you will be receiving the makeup. and to help us figure out who's doing what, we're going to draw brushes. [ laughter ]
whoever pulls the short brush will be transformed into a beautiful girl -- [ laughter ] -- i mean look like a more attractive looking man. [ laughter ] any questions? ♪ go ahead and place your hands on a brush. do not pull the brush up until i say so. [ laughter ] hold it. hold it. wait. [ laughter ] don't do it yet. wait for me to tell you to do it. what are you guys waiting for? [ laughter ] go, go. [ groans ] [ laughter ] [ applause ] all right. so you got the short brush. here we go. you getting ready to feel easy, breezy, beautiful? >> yeah. >> jimmy: very, very, good. get in the chair, my man. and get ready to be more manly. after -- the theme of tonight's "pretty boys" is prom. [ laughter ] he wants to -- no, he needs to look his best -- at the prom. you have 40 seconds to get him prom night pretty starting now. go.
♪ [ cheers ] [ laughter ] i see that you have done this before. you're really good. oh, my god. oh, my god. ♪ [ laughter ] ♪ that's a lot of sparkle. how much time we got on the clock? we getting close? five seconds. four, three, two -- perfect. [ buzzer ] oh, put the wig. put the wig. that's the last touch. put the wig on him there and make him totally perfectly pretty. uh -- [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: there you go. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: you are going to be such a hit at your prom. this is a -- man, you really like red sparkle, don't you? >> i love it.
[ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, yeah. want to see? take a look. see what you look like? [ laughter ] [ drumroll ] [ laughter and applause ] there you go. fantastic job. [ cheers and applause ] let's see a before and after. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: you looked so much better before. very, very good. why don't you head over there and wait for the second contestants? thank you so much for playing the -- the first half of "pretty boy." [ cheers and applause ] second contestants, come on over, guys. how you doing? nice to see you. how are you? >> nice to be here. >> jimmy: nice to see you. what are your names and where are you from? >> daniel. we're from lakewood, florida. >> jimmy: what is your name? >> richie. >> jimmy: oh, rich. >> yeah, he's rude. >> jimmy: no, please. now, how do you guys know each other? >> we're besties. >> jimmy: you're besties? best friends? >> yeah. >> jimmy: good. that will be fun. now, have you guys put makeup on each other before? >> well, for halloween, actually -- maybe. >> yeah, yeah, we did do that. >> jimmy: oh really? >> i can't really remember. >> jimmy: so you have a slight advantage over the first contestants here. [ laughter ]
let me see -- let's see if you guys can beat that other team. it's time to draw brushes. [ laughter ] place your hand on the bristles of the brush. ♪ not yet. don't pull it out yet. wait until i tell you to pull it out of the holder. and -- do it. oh -- that's it. yeah, that's the reaction -- [ laughter ] -- that's the reaction we were going to look for there. all right. you got the short brush. get ready to be transformed. thank you, my pal. take a seat there. remember, the theme is prom. okay. you got that? are you excited? >> i'm nervous. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah. i think you're going to be excited -- good. here we go. you've got 40 seconds to get him ready for his big night starting now. ♪ >> jimmy: that's pretty good. yeah. looking good. ♪
[ laughter ] [ cheers ] ♪ >> jimmy: very, very nice. that's good right there. very good. now get the wig on. very good. put the wig on and you're all done. ♪ [ buzzer ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i have a feeling someone's going to get lucky tonight at the prom. [ laughter and applause ] would you like to see how you look? >> yeah. >> jimmy: okay. very good. [ drumroll ] there you go right there. that's beautiful. no! ♪ you look fantastic. very, very good. let's see a before and after. i'm going to go with after. [ cheers and applause ] that's a good look for you there. all right, team one, step on in, you guys.
okay, boys. let's -- [ laughter ] let's get you in your picture frames here. there you go. [ laughter ] [ drumroll ] [ cheers ] you guys, time for the audience to choose who's the prettiest? is it contestant number one? [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: pretty good. or is it contestant number two? [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: we have a winner. it's contestant number one. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ you guys each get a $100 gift certificate to kiehls. there you guys go right there. [ cheers and applause ] that's very good. get some stuff right there. very, very good. and i also will give you some "late night" t-shirts with you as well. just take these home with you. thank you for both playing. i appreciate it. congratulations. you're the best, my man. [ cheers and applause ] that's it for "pretty boys." we'll be right back with keanu reeves, everybody. come on back! [ cheers and applause ] ♪
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: our first guest this evening has starred in so many great movies from "bill & ted's excellent adventure" -- [ cheers and applause ] -- to "point break" to "speed" to "the matrix" trilogy. his new film "henry's crime" opens in select theatres this friday. he's a good man and a talented actor. put it together for keanu reeves, everybody. ♪ [ cheers and applause ]
>> jimmy: all right. [ cheers and applause ] keanu reeves in the house. >> good evening. >> jimmy: thank you for coming on the show. i appreciate it. >> thank you very much. thank you for having me. >> jimmy: big fan of yours. big fan of your -- your musical stuff as well. dog star. >> oh, yeah. >> jimmy: very successful band. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: do you guys still play? >> no. we broke up. >> jimmy: yo. >> yeah, we broke up about uh -- eight years ago, i guess? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, yeah, yeah. it's been eight years. i've just been living in -- awful. when did you -- do you and river phoenix have a band at the same time? >> no, i think he was -- >> jimmy: he was before, right? yeah, yeah -- aleka's attic. >> yeah. >> jimmy: but that was -- did you have fun with that? >> yeah. it was fun. it was fun. it was -- you know, we started in the garage and then you end up starting to write songs and then you're like, let's go out and play them. and then you're like, let's go on tour and then -- you're playing. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that's a good way to put it. >> then you're like, you know, let's make a record.
and -- yeah. >> jimmy: it's fun. >> then that turns into let's break up. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah. >> yeah. >> jimmy: it's all part of it. >> after a -- >> jimmy: it's all part of it -- yeah. >> i mean, some people don't. but, i mean it's -- it's a relationship, you know? >> jimmy: it really is. >> it's a relationship. >> jimmy: your other band wild stallion -- >> oh, yes. >> jimmy: yeah, i love them. there's rumors. there's talk -- "bill & ted," a third one? come on. is this true? [ cheers and applause ] >> um -- i don't know. i don't know. what they're doing is the writers are writing a script. and i guess alex winter and i met with them i guess about half a year ago. and they said are you interested in this? and we're like well, if you can write something that, you know, is worthwhile. i think "bill & ted" at 50 could be funny. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i think that would be awesome. >> yeah, i don't -- i don't know quite what they're going to cook up. i'm sure it will be -- >> jimmy: yeah, when did they -- when did they leave us last? they were -- they were supposedly -- they were going to make the best song ever. >> yeah, that's cause it was supposed to save the world. so, i think -- i think it's something about them. like, they still haven't written a song they're -- like lost
their minds. >> they're 50 now, and they still haven't -- >> yeah, they still haven't written a song. so, they're like possessed about -- i don't know if that's actually what they're doing. >> jimmy: yeah, all right. who knows, yeah. well that's good. let's talk about "henry's crime." very funny movie. >> oh, thanks. >> jimmy: it's very like quirky and cool. i love it. >> yeah. >> jimmy: it was -- explain to people what it's about. >> there's a long -- but, okay. the short version is basically a toll booth -- a guy who works in a toll booth who robs a bank in order to change his life, and he ends up changing the lives of those around him. >> jimmy: yeah, very nice. that is the short. >> that's the short, yeah. >> jimmy: what i like is -- but to break into this bank you have to -- you have to join a theater. >> yeah. there's -- there's a bank, there's a prohibition tunnel and there's a theater. and in the theater they're doing anton chekov's "the cherry orchard." and that's where the delightful, wonderful, talented vera farmiga is playing the lead and i have to end up being in "the cherry orchard" to play lopakhin in order to rob the bank -- >> jimmy: go through the tunnel and rob the bank. >> -- go through the tunnel to
rob the bank. >> jimmy: exactly. >> but also the bank i'm robbing i already went to jail for robbing in the past. but that's another -- >> jimmy: you're great at explaining this movie. this is fantastic. this is really good. it is -- it's so funny. >> when i was in jail, though, i met jimmy caan, who's the mentor -- >> jimmy: jimmy caan's in the movie as well. >> he's a legend. >> jimmy: do you call him jimmy? >> i call him jimmy. >> jimmy: yeah. [ laughter ] >> and then sometimes i call him mr. caan. >> jimmy: mr. caan is good, too. >> mr. caan. >> jimmy: and you produced this movie? >> uh -- yeah. >> jimmy: but, you did, right? >> well, i did, yeah. i was part -- one of the producers. it was a -- i have a production company and we developed the film. i guess it's been about seven years. and we eventually -- two and a half years ago finished the script, sent it out, tried to raise the dough, sent it to mr. caan. he liked it. vera liked it. um -- >> jimmy: have you produced before? >> no, it was the first project, yeah. >> jimmy: did you like it? what did you think? >> yeah. i really enjoyed it. it was nice to be -- i mean, it had new joys in the sense of being a part of creating something and sending it to some artists who said, yeah, this is great. and then to actually be acting with james caan, you know, in
something you started from the very beginning is something that was extraordinary. >> jimmy: where did the story come from? did you just -- >> it was an idea my producing partner steven hamill had about, you know what is -- he started with, you know, with this idea of -- you know, what -- it started with just -- you know, just robbing a bank he's already gone to jail for robbing. and then it took seven years, five years to -- >> jimmy: yeah. >> -- figure that out. >> jimmy: cause the movie starts off -- it just gets right into the action. like your buddy wants a ride to the softball game. >> yeah. >> jimmy: and you give him a ride, but he's really -- he's going to rob a bank. >> he's going to rob a bank. >> jimmy: and you get busted for -- >> yeah, they escape and then i don't turn them in. so i go to jail. i mean, jimmy -- and i'm a guy who's kind of on the edge of his life. he works in this toll booth. he's -- you know, he's not happy. he doesn't quite know -- you know, we learn that he's a guy without a dream. >> jimmy: yeah. >> and james caan says "what kind of life is that?" and i say, "a pretty good one." and he says, "henry, you're in jail." and so, kind of i decide that i have done the time, i might as well have done the crime. >> jimmy: crime, yeah. >> i don't know if this is a good movie for the kids. is that a good lesson? >> jimmy: yes.
[ laughter ] that's a great lesson for the kids. yeah. >> you've done it all. >> jimmy: you have done the time. do the crime. >> keep going. >> jimmy: i like it. >> keep going. >> jimmy: i like it. it's great, yeah. why not? you might as well. >> it's a good laugh. >> jimmy: i want to show everyone a clip. here's a clip of keanu reeves in "henry's crime." >> i'm going to rob it for real. >> you're going to rob the bank that you already went to jail for robbing? >> yeah. [ laughter ] >> there's a tunnel. >> what tunnel? >> runs from the bank to the theater. >> my theater? >> yeah. >> [ bleep ] hilarious, henry. you know what? >> what? >> i'm hungry. >> for what? >> ice cream. >> ice cream. let's get some ice cream. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: first of all, look at how beautiful that looks. [ cheers and applause ] you really shot in niagara falls? >> we were in niagara falls. [ applause ] >> thank you, thanks. >> jimmy: i mean that was gorgeous. >> not as gorgeous as vera farmiga. >> jimmy: no, yeah.
she's very gorgeous. >> i mean, there's like the falls, and then there's vera farmiga. >> jimmy: but how did -- niagara falls is just beautiful. i have been on the canada side, never the new york side. >> well, you know, it was cool in the sense that we were filming at night. it was like 3:00 in the morning. it was maybe minus 15 or something. but, you know, we werehere alone. there was no one there. >> jimmy: 4:00 in the morning who would be at niagara falls? [ laughter ] >> i don't know. the guy in the barrel getting ready to go over. [ laughter ] yeah, but it is kind of interesting, right? i guess to be there at 4:00 in the morning? >> i don't know. it's just somehow the grandeur of the place was more amplified and -- and the wonder of it -- >> jimmy: yeah. >> -- you know, 'cause you can hear the sound and there's just, you know. you're just there with this -- >> jimmy: this crazy thing. and -- it looked beautiful, though. lit well and all that stuff. i mean, you got the whole crew. and i was on the other side, where there's like -- canada side like -- kind of more fun, to be honest. 'cause it's -- there's casinos and -- >> yeah. >> jimmy: people were gambling and stuff. there's like a hershey's big m&m place where people just take a slide and you slide into a ball pit full of m&ms or whatever.
i don't know what happens. [ laughter ] but -- >> forget that. you don't even look at the falls. >> jimmy: i didn't even look at the falls. you know, it was too loud. i asked them to lower it. yeah, i'm like trying to gamble. [ imitates slot machine ] that was really fun. anyway, you guys, "henry's crime" opens this friday. [ cheers and applause ] you guys, check it out. it's really fun. our thanks to keanu reeves. we'll be right back with lorraine nicholson, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ [ male announcer ] it seemed almost unfair. each day, he was front and center, forced to watch the life he wished was his. how wonderful that must be, grilling those 100% beef patties crafting the 100% legendary big mac. sadly for him, it just wasn't meant to be. but for you, well, you're not a spatula, are you? the simple joy of complete fulfillment. ♪
♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome back, everybody. our next guest is a lovely and talented young actress, whose new film "soul surfer" is in theaters this friday. ladies and gentlemen, please welcome lorraine nicholson! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hi, how are you? thank you so much. ♪ thank you for being on the show. >> thank you for having me. >> jimmy: i appreciate it. you're skipping college to be here. >> it's true. >> jimmy: oh, my gosh. now, you go to in where? brown? >> yeah, i go to brown in providence. >> jimmy: yeah, very cool. [ scattered cheers ] that's awesome. that's great. so, do you live in a dorm? >> no, but i lied in a dorm last year. and when i say dorm i mean frat house. >> jimmy: oh, really? >> basically at brown we have a thing called the housing lottery where you get a number and then
they call it. and i got a really, really terrible one. so, i ended up living in a frat house with my roommate and bunch of dudes. >> jimmy: oh, really? >> yeah. >> jimmy: that must have been fun? >> no it wasn't it was terrible. >> jimmy: it was awful. what would they do? >> well, i was on the first floor, so they would pound on my windows all night long because they would forget their swipe cards because they would be so wasted. and then they would have parties and salsa fights in my hallway. >> jimmy: salsa fights? >> yeah, that's not a thing. >> jimmy: it's not a thing, right? yeah, it's not a things. what is salsa fights? >> just like where they -- >> jimmy: throw salsa at each other? >> yeah. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: sounds awesome. i want to meet these guys. where do you live now? >> well, now i live in a building with old people. >> jimmy: there you go. [ light laughter ] the extremes. the ying and yang of it all. >> people who i could relate to, at least. >> jimmy: no salsa fights there. >> no salsa fights. >> jimmy: guacamole fights there. you -- you got a big birthday coming up. >> yes, i'm turning 21 in less than two weeks. >> jimmy: hey! [ cheers and applause ] happy birthday. >> thank you. >> jimmy: 21, a big one. >> i know. i'm very excited.
>> jimmy: you get to try alcohol. >> yeah, i have really never had it in my entire life. >> jimmy: of course not. >> so i'm curious -- >> jimmy: of course not. >> as to what it's going to taste like. >> jimmy: well, i don't want to ruin it for you. >> no, please don't. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah. do you have any plans? what are you going to do? >> well, at my school they have thing called spring weekend, and there's this concert that happens, so p. diddy is coming to my school. >> jimmy: oh, really? >> yeah. it's pretty cool. and i keep telling myself that he's coming there for me, but -- >> jimmy: yeah, that's good. that's nice if that you do that. why not? let's talk about "soul surfer." >> yeah. >> jimmy: this is a true story. >> it is. it's a biopic about bethany hamilton, the young girl who had her arm bitten off by a shark but proceeded to still become a professional surfer. >> jimmy: it an amazing story. like unbelievable. and you play her best friend in the movie. >> yeah, alana blanchard. and she's a professional surfer, too. she's ranked amongst one of the top surfers in the world. and it's really awesome because she does all my surfing in it. so it makes me look really good. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: do you have any idea how to surf? >> i mean, they tried to teach me, but i'm really un-athletic. >> jimmy: really? >> yeah, so, it was hard. but, i thought it was really
important since i was playing a professional athlete to sort of get off my butt, i guess. >> jimmy: yeah, i went surfing once. it was awful. i took all day just to get up on the board. just standing up, i couldn't understand that. and then i finally got up and i was like, "oh, my gosh." i felt like i was 12 feet off the ground. and i ran, i'm like, "did you see me, i was like 12 --" they were like, "dude, you were this high off the ground." embarrassing. it was so lame. did you play sports growing up? >> well, i played soccer when i was quite young. my dad always says that his biggest disappointment in me was the day that i quit soccer. >> jimmy: oh, my gosh. hilarious. >> apparently, i was quite good. >> jimmy: your dad is jack nicholson? >> yes, it's true. >> jimmy: so, that was his biggest disappointment? >> yeah, when i quit soccer. hilarious. >> yeah, he loved it. [ laughter ] [ impersonates jack ] >> jimmy: the biggest disappointment -- yeah, yeah. do you do an impression? do you do an impression of your dad? >> no. >> jimmy: everyone does an impression of your dad. >> i know. >> jimmy: come on. you have to have one. and you don't do it? no, it wouldn't be fun to do it around the house. >> no. >> jimmy: we have a clip -- [ laughter ] we have a clip from the movie "soul surfer." here's lorraine nicholson.
>> how about this one? >> nice. if you're a hundred. >> okay. what about this? >> are you kidding? that thing looks like an eye patch. >> ugh. i think it's hot. >> one wipeout in that thing and you're gonna be showing a lot more than your sick ride. >> ooh, so much for so little. >> well, good it's on rip -- >> jimmy: very, very good. [ cheers and applause ] lorraine nicholson. "soul surfer" is in theaters friday. wire performs next. come on back, everybody! [ cheers and applause ] ♪
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: everybody, we've got such a great show planned for tomorrow. from the new movie "arthur," the lovely jennifer garner will be here. [ cheers and applause ] you know him from "community," the very funny donald glover will be stopping by. [ cheers and applause ] and music from the legendary paul simon tomorrow night. [ cheers and applause ] it's going to be awesome. you've got to check out the show. our next guests are a hugely influential english band making their first appearance on american tv in nearly 25 years. here to perform the song, "red barked tree," from their album "red barked trees," please welcome wire! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ find yourself
in opposition rid yourself of superstitions ♪ ♪ deploy a mask get night time vision safety off get in position ♪ ♪ ♪ a mother's guilt a daughter's pain ♪ the father failed to take the blame ♪ ♪ a day of pain and push and shove a hidden strength in velvet gloves ♪ ♪ sky writing planes sketch oaths above in graphic loops
in southern seas to find the red barked healing tree ♪ ♪ to find the red barked healing tree to find the red barked healing tree ♪ ♪ to find the red barked healing tree to find the red barked healing tree ♪ ♪ to find the red barked healing tree to find the red barked healing tree ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: all right! how you doing? wire! come on! see them live wednesday in new york, thursday in washington,
♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: my thanks to keanu reeves, lorraine nicholson, wire, booker t. jones and the greatest band in "late night," the roots, right there, everybody! stay tuned for "carson daly." thanks for watching. have a good night. hope to see you tomorrow! [ cheers and applause ] ♪