tv Late Night With Jimmy Fallon NBC May 21, 2011 3:05am-4:00am PDT
♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hey, everybody. thank you very much, everybody. welcome. welcome to "late night with jimmy fallon." that's a great new york city crowd right there. thank you very much. [ cheers and applause ] i really appreciate it. welcome to the show. huge tv news going on right now, you guys. big tv news. ashton kutcher is going to replace charlie sheen on "two 1/2 men." [ cheers ] i wasn't sure ashton would be able to replace an older actor, but bruce willis was like, "trust me. he'll be fine. [ laughter ] he'll be just fine." [ applause ] did you guys hear about this? the commandos who raided osama bin laden's compound apparently recovered fairly extensive stash of pornography. [ laughter ] yeah. that's understandable. i mean, it's probably not easy just having sex with the same 11 wives.
[ laughter ] probably a little boring. that's right, they actually found porn in bin laden's hideout. interesting titles, too. "debbie does abbottabad." [ laughter ] "deep goat." [ laughter ] you've seen it? you've seen it? [ laughter ] "bare ankles 4." [ laughter ] and finally, "two humps, one camel." [ laughter ] i don't know. i just saw it. i don't know. [ laughter ] i just saw this -- president obama's campaign just moved into a 50,000 square-foot office in downtown chicago. meanwhile, ron paul's campaign lends a suite kiosk at the mall. it is so -- a lot of traffic. [ laughter ] right in front of the sunglass hut. a guy whipping those little planes around. "you guys are gonna go loop de loop for ron paul, you guys.
round paul. want to try it? you got to buy it." okay. some more political news. yesterday, joe biden said that working on the deficit with republicans is like carpooling to work. in response, everyone who carpools with biden was like, "it can't be that bad. [ laughter ] that's awful, what we have to deal with it." and a new study found that arkansas is the most depressed state in the u.s. that explains their state motto. [ sighs ] [ laughter ] change that. >> steve: that's a bad state motto. >> jimmy: they can change it. yeah. get this, the postal service said 5,600 mailmen were bitten by dogs last year. and that was just in "new yorker" cartoons. [ laughter ] that was dick cabot, i think he liked that one. i don't what to make of this.
four people were arrested in texas for selling illegal drugs and raccoon meat at a car wash. yeah, the cop was like, "you boys are in big trouble. y'all giving a bad name to every carwash/raccoon meat shop in texas. [ laughter ] bad name!" and finally, an 80-year-old woman in california known at the "granny bandit" was arrested yesterday for robbing people. she's 80 years old. she's robbing people at gunpoint outside of department stores. i'm not surprised that she got caught, 'cause she was like, "stick them up. now, remind me why i'm doing this." [ laughter ] we have a great show tonight, you guys! give it up for the roots! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: we have a huge show tonight. wait until you hear our guests. tonight, "saturday night live" superstar, the one, the only, kristen wiig is here!
[ cheers and applause ] she's the best. she's so funny. her new movie "bridesmaids" opens today and it's very, very funny. it's a great comedy. you guys are going to love it. from "glee," chris colfer is stopping by. [ cheers and applause ] come on, how do you not love chris colfer? and get ready for some rocking reggae music tonight you guys. to bring us home with our last bob marley week performance, the one and only lenny kravitz is here! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ "are you gonna go my way" ] that dude's not playing that song, but he's going to rock it out tonight. and i want to say quickly, thanks to our friends at landshark lager for hooking us up with tonight's sponsor. they've been sponsored all week. we couldn't do it without those guys as well. ♪
♪ i was born long ago i was chosen i'm the one ♪ he won't be doing that. we'll not be hearing that tonight. [ laughter ] but you'll be hearing some awesome, awesome jams. you're going to freak out. turn your tvs up. you don't turn them up anymore. you press it up. >> steve: there you go. >> jimmy: use two hands. yeah, 'cause that's how loud it's gonna get. >> steve: it's probably on the wrong setting. >> jimmy: your pants are going to snap off like those basketball pants. [ laughter ] hey, you guy, today's friday. that's usually when i catch up with my personal stuff. i check my in-box, i return some emails, and of course i send out some thank you notes. so -- [ cheers ] i'd like to write out my weekly thank you notes right now. is that okay? did can i do that? [ applause ] thank you so much. james, how you doing? can you do that thing for me? can do you that -- that thing? ♪ [ laughter ]
that's it right there. oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. that's what i'm talking about. that's what i'm talking about. thanks, buddy. ♪ [ laughter ] thank you -- women who complain when guys leave the toilet seat up. for letting the world know that for letting the world know that you just step into the bathroom and blindly plop down. no questions asked. [ laughter and applause ] i don't know. ♪ thank you -- recent news stories about the soaring prices of denim. that coupled with the soaring gas prices means a certain friend of mine is screwed! [ laughter and applause ] don't worry, jay. i will help you. i will help you out, jay. [ as jay leno ] "denim and gas?" [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ]
it'll be fine. [ laughter ] ♪ thank you -- people who always pick truth when you're playing truth or dare. why didn't you just ask to play what you really wanted. therapy. [ laughter and applause ] "well, the truth is --" ♪ thank you -- wine opener, for starting off looking like a guy who was like, "where's the party man, i'll come?" but ending up with one of the guys like, "whew-hoo, i'm wasted! look at size of my curly ding-dong. whoo-hoo!" [ laughter and applause ] curly ding-dong. >> steve: curly ding-dong. >> jimmy: i don't know. he said it. >> steve: he said it? >> jimmy: he says, "whoo-hoo," yeah. >> steve: he said, "whoo-hoo, take a look at my curly ding-dong." >> jimmy: yes, that's correct. [ laughter ] >> steve: just checking.
just making sure. >> jimmy: god bless him. [ laughter ] that's what he said. >> steve: yeah. that's what he said. that's what he said. you didn't say that. >> jimmy: that's what that person said. that person said that. i overheard -- >> steve: exactly. ♪ >> jimmy: thank you -- smoke detector, for always letting me know when there's a fire or when i'm making toast. [ laughter ] ♪ thank you, hat -- for always being only a 90-degree turn away from douchiness. [ laughter and applause ] a fine line. >> steve: is that so? >> jimmy: a fine line. >> steve: fine line. >> jimmy: i'm thankful. ♪
thank you -- people who use every single reflective surface they see as an opportunity to check themselves out. "you are so vain. i bet you think this note is about you." [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] don't ya? don't ya? don't ya? ♪ you walked into the thank you note like it was totally all about you ♪ ♪ you're so vain ♪ ♪ you're so vain you probably think this song is about you ♪ ♪ you're so vain you're so vain ♪ ♪ i'll bet you think this song is about you ♪ ♪ about you, about you don't you, don't you don't you ♪ crazy.
[ applause ] thank you, guys. ♪ finally -- thank you -- hershey kisses, for not being called "chocolate nipples." [ laughter ] there we have it, those are my thank you notes. we'll be right back with more "late night," everybody. come on back! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ my busy family, the family with thousands of odors. like boomer, our boxer. our leftovers... from last night. and then there's phil. oh phil. but for every odor, our new air wick odor detect uses the latest smart odor sensor technology. the first air freshener that detects thousands of odors
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let's see what we've got here. first one is from ray miller. says, "hey, jimmy. you should see 'thor.' it's awesome." [ laughter ] okay. next one is from larissa clark. she says, "jimmy, can you find a guy in your audience who looks nothing like the famous wrestler andre the giant but sound exactly like him?" sure, larissa. how about -- how about that guy right there. yeah. [ laughter and applause ] >> hey, jimmy. what a great show so far. i've been sitting here. i've been laughing. it's been great. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: amazing. you're having a great time? enjoying yourself? >> i'm having the best time of my life. >> jimmy: okay, very good. thank you so much, guy that sounds like andre the giant, but looks nothing like him. [ light laughter ] this is from manny bermudez. it says, "jimmy, since the roots
are such a great band, i'd like to see them all switch instruments and play a song." [ cheers ] i always wondering what that would sound like myself. you guys want to do it? all right. give it a shot. [ cheers and applause ] you're on bass? oh, my gosh. come on. you can't play bass. oh, my gosh! this is going to be awful! ah! oh, my gosh. ♪ >> test. >> jimmy: you don't do that to a microphone. come on. stop blowing in the microphone. stop it. okay. let's hear it. >> one, two, three -- ♪ ♪ don't worry about a thing
'cause every little thing is gonna be all right ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ i said don't worry about a thing ♪ ♪ cause every little thing is going to be all right ♪ >> jimmy: all right. thank you. >> rewind -- rewind! >> jimmy: stop it, stop it. fantastic. that was so good. [ cheers and applause ] even bad is good. it's from -- brandy philips. brandy is here. "jimmy, could you create a 15-second montage of bill cosby's best sweaters from 'the cosby show' set, set to the theme song from 'm.a.s.h.'?" yes, we can do that. ♪ ♪
♪ >> jimmy: there we go. [ cheers and applause ] what do you guys, think? it's good? [ cheers and applause ] [ laughter ] oh, man, oh, man. all right, all right. oh, my god. well -- let's go back to those guys again. [ bill cosbyish gibberish ] a good time with -- [ cheers and applause ] this one's from chris sullivan. he says, "jimmy i'd like to see some jokes by the world's most
boring comedian, tony zizz." it's such a coincidence, because i just saw tony's show. he's a great comedian. all of the jokes are about snoring. it's very funny. here tonight, tony zizz, everybody. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> how you guys doing? you guys liked that -- you guys like that show, that "jersey shore"? >> jimmy: yeah! [ scattered cheers ] >> not me. i saw it one time. more like "jersey snore." yeah. the situation -- hey, the situation is, you're putting me to sleep. gtl? i'll tell you what it stands for, gym, tan -- [ snores ] [ light laughter ] you guys got iphones? [ scattered cheers ] yeah. everybody loves the iphone. always bragging about those little programs. there's a nap for that! [ snores ] [ light laughter ] i got questlove over here, he's a great guy over here. one of my favorite deejays, but he makes me want to put on my pjs! oh, wickety, wickety.
[ snores ] [ laughter ] he, questlove, i'm just kidding around. i love you. you love that movie "jerry maguire" right? it's one of your favorite films? [ laughter ] "you had me at hello." yeah, i saw it, you had me at -- [ snores ] [ laughter ] anybody here have a car? [ scattered cheers ] yeah. that's what i figured. one of my friends told me to get a car. he said, "you've got to get the ford fiesta." i took one drive in this thing, it's more like ford siesta! even horn's like -- honk, honk -- [ snores ] [ laughter ] cop pulls me over. "you know how fast were you going?" "yeah, fast asleep, offisnore!" [ snores ] [ light laughter ] just kidding around here. hey, jimmy you know i like to joke around. where you from, anyway? >> jimmy: i'm not going to tell you where i'm from. clearly, you're just going to snore or something. >> i wouldn't dare. >> jimmy: all right. i trust you. i'm from saugerties, it's a town in upstate new york. [ laughter ]
nothing to say about that? >> oh, sorry, jimmy. i fell asleep with my eyes open. [ laughter ] a wonderful story, though, or should i say "snorey!" once upon a -- [ snores ] >> jimmy: all right, very good. thank you. tony zizz, everybody! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: from claude harris. finally, "jimmy, can you have someone who looks a little like luther vandross in 1986 sing 'the chippendale rescue rangers theme' song." ah, you know how we do. ladies and gentlemen, here to sing his rendition of the "rescue rangers theme" is a guy who kind of looks like luther vandross in 1986. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ yeah, ooh, baby yeah, yeah, baby ♪
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>> jimmy: our first guest this evening, it's an awesome, awesome comedian who is currently in her sixth season as one of the stars on "saturday night live." also co-wrote and is starring in a big, new movie that is opening today, it's called "bridesmaids." and it is flat-out hilarious. please welcome back to the show, one of our favorites, kristen wiig, everyone!
♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: kristen wiig, welcome, welcome, welcome. >> happy friday the 13th. [ cheers ] and so -- >> jimmy: and so -- >> well i have to admit, i -- i don't know a lot about holidays. >> jimmy: yeah. >> you're looking at me like, so -- so you don't exchange gifts on friday the 13th? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i don't want to embarrass you, but -- no. i don't think you do. i think this is just -- i don't know what friday the 13th is, actually. it's just a -- [ laughter ]
>> well -- i -- i don't know where i heard that. >> jimmy: a little -- >> it's just a little -- [ laughter ] >> jimmy: my gosh. [ applause ] >> yeah. i normally don't say how much i spend on people, but that was $75,000. >> jimmy: and i can't believe -- >> i'm so embarrassed. >> jimmy: -- you would you get this for me. >> there's loose diamonds in the top. you can you see them kind of moving around. isn't that gorgeous? >> jimmy: i mean, i don't know how i can accept this, but i thank you so much for this. >> you're welcome. i bought, like, ten of those today. i'm so -- >> jimmy: you spent $750,000? >> yes, cause i thought -- someone told me -- i don't know. forget it. this is -- >> jimmy: no. i mean -- >> friday the 13th. it's like -- >> jimmy: no. you got all excited. it's not like a holiday. >> no? okay, well now i know. now i know. now i have to move out of my apartment. >> jimmy: well, i got you something, too. >> you did? >> jimmy: yeah.
it's a ricola. [ laughter ] >> please notice, this is not even close. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: it's not -- makes it easier for you, to get to and -- getting a cough. >> thank you. you make me feel so much better. let's put these next to each other. so you can see the difference. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i think they're equal gifts. [ applause ] $75,000, 75 cents. and we're spinning on the "price is right" and we're spinning. this week, you got your ed home. >> yes. paul simon. >> jimmy: paul simon, his new record, by the way, is off the charts. i love it, i listen to every single day. >> very excited. >> jimmy: well it's like the best since "graceland." it's phenomenal. everyone freaking out with it? >> yeah. running around like -- >> jimmy: it's a riot? >> yeah. >> jimmy: how does that help? how's he doing? >> he's great. he's so funny. yes, he so sweet, yeah, he's awesome. >> jimmy: going to be a fun show. i'm excited about it. i'm really excited. big weekend for you. "bridesmaids." this movie is hilarious. >> i know. [ cheers and applause ]
>> jimmy: i saw -- i saw the movie. i got to see it earlier. i can't wait to see it again. you were a genius. >> thank you. oh, my god. >> jimmy: so funny. everyone has been in situations. tell us what the movie's about. >> basically my character's not in the best place in her life, and her best friend played by maya rudolph gets engage and my life starts to spiral. >> jimmy: yeah. >> throughout. >> jimmy: you're a bridesmaid. >> i'm the maid of honor. she has another friend with all this money and gets to be a little -- rose burn. so funny in the movie. >> jimmy: you guys together. some of the scenes, i was laughing -- two scenes that i think will stand out, it will be a classic. but one when you are talking in the car. she's crying. you're laughing. why are you laughing? because it's the first time you looked ugly. [ laughter ] >> she's so beautiful. my god. we were rehearsing. i would be just like looking at
her face. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: no. it's great. she's crying, she's like -- you were joking about that. right? >> like, we're still -- >> jimmy: and then you try to outdo each other with the microphones giving the maid of honor speech at the shower. it is ridiculous. >> she comes up with her own microphone. >> jimmy: grabs the microphone, also this one time question that one memory and trying to top everything you're doing. you're like, yours isn't good enough. i cannot retell, because you have to see the movie. gosh it is brilliant. then your tantrum a freak-out tantrum at this giant show. you're like stabbing a cake and flipping cookies over, like a giant cookie heart. it is the most ridiculous thing and you're by yourself. i love when somebody flips out by themselves. >> that was funny. >> jimmy: and melissa mccarthy from "mike and molly." >> yes, she's amazing. >> jimmy: another home run in the movie. and i saw mitch silpa in there. >> yes, and wendy mclendon-covey from "reno 911." >> jimmy: you wrote this with your friend annie mumalo. >> mumalo.
>> jimmy: mumalo. >> you said it right. >> jimmy: yeah. it is fun to say that. that's cool. your old buddy from -- >> yes! i've known her for, oh, my gosh, ten years, i think. we wrote a lot together at the gromlings. had the opportunity came up to write something i call her. do you want to write this with me, and then we did. >> jimmy: it's funny. it's got heart. it's got heart jokes. you can relate to it. i love movies like that, where you can laugh and cry a little bit. think about your friends and all these crappy weddings you've been to and all that stuff. we have a scene, girls wild, girls weekend going to vegas. you don't like to fly. >> i don't like to fly and rose's character who does not have the best intentions for me, she gives me a pill to relax. also a glass of scotch. and so i go up to first class kind of -- i'm the only one not in first class. i'm in coach. >> jimmy: the rest of the bridesmaids are in first class. they couldn't get you a ticket
and you're in coach and you're wasted out of your mind. here's kristin wiig in "bridesmaids." >> are you kidding me? man, it's -- hey, buddy. what you doing? >> hey, i'm so much more relaxed. thank you, helen. i just feel i -- i'm excited and i feel relaxed, and i'm ready. to party! yeah, with the best of friends! and i'm going to go down to the river! >> it looks like somebody's really relaxing now. >> yeah. wow. what are you guys talking about up here? >> we're going to -- also coming, too. [ mumbling ] >> oh. and -- ooh. hmm. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh my god. you have to see this movie, "bridesmaids." she's the best.
♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: we are back with kristen wiig. her new movie, "bridesmaids" opens everywhere today. it's getting a-plus reviews. it's a must-see. we were talking during the break about you -- you're just a big music fan. >> yes, huge music fan. >> jimmy: you do. what kind of music are you into? >> well, instead of telling you, why don't -- do you mind if i just sing a little something? [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh, yeah. >> is that all right. >> jimmy: absolutely. ladies and gentlemen -- >> can i do mine? >> jimmy: kristen wiig. go for it. >> okay. [ cheers and applause ] i'm very excited to be doing this because usually, on "snl," it's like, you know, jokey singing. and i'm gonna really sing for you guys. [ cheers and applause ]
♪ love is a burning thing and it makes a fiery ring ♪ ♪ bound by wild desire i fell into a ring of fire ♪ ♪ i fell into a burning ring of fire i went down, down, down and the flames ♪ ♪ they went higher ♪ it burns, burns, burns the ring of fire the ring of fire ♪ ♪ lookin' for some hot stuff baby, this evening i need some hot stuff baby, tonight ♪ ♪ lookin' for some hot stuff baby, this evening gotta have some lovin' gotta have some love -- ♪ ♪ everybody clap your hands clap, clap, clap, clap, clap clap, clap, clap, clap, clap clap, clap, clap, clap ♪
♪ it's fun to stay at the y-m-c-a it's fun to stay at the y-m-c-a ♪ ♪ it's been one week since you looked at me dropped your arms to your sides and said "i'm sorry" ♪ ♪ five days since i laughed at you and said "you did just what i thought i thought you were gonna do" ♪ ♪ chickity china the chinese chicken you have a drumstick and your brain stops tickin' ♪ ♪ watchin' "x-files" with no lights on we're dans la maison ♪ ♪ we're in new york concrete jungles where dreams are made of ♪ ♪ there's nothin' you can't do ♪ let's break it down. ♪ we're in new york new york we are in new york ♪ [ cheers and applause ] thank you! oh my god. [ clears throat ] thank you guys. >> jimmy: oh, my gosh. thanks to the great kristen wiig! that was phenomenal! >> thank you.
>> jimmy: go see "bridesmaids" this weekend, you guys. chris colfer, from "glee" joins us next! come on back! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ check it out. huh? mr. clean magic eraser with the grease-fighting power of dawn. he helps remove three times more greasy kitchen mess per swipe. if i had hands, i'd throw in the towel. yeah, things aren't what they used to be. mr. clean magic eraser kitchen scrubber...
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ladies and gentlemen, please welcome back to the show chris colfer! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's what i'm talking about. chris colfer! nice to see you, my friend. thank you for coming back to the show. >> of course. of course. thank you for having me back. >> jimmy: it's bob marley week. >> i heard. >> jimmy: are you a fan of bob marley? >> somewhat. i have a dog at home. i mean, i was born like, five years ago. who is bob marley? [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: no, yeah -- >> no. my family dog, at home -- one of the three is named bob marley. >> jimmy: well, you have a dog named bob marley? >> yes, yes. well, my parents named him bob marley merlot, because he likes the wine. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: the dog does? >> the dog loves wine. >> jimmy: not your parents? >> no! [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, yeah. all right, so your parents are fans of bob marley, as well? >> yes. oh, i guess so. i mean, they never played his music when i was growing up 'cause -- they would never show anything
like they were cool, you know, when i was growing up but -- but yeah, no, his name is bob marley and we call him marley and he is a paranoid schizophrenic. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: the dog is? >> and narcoleptic. yes. >> jimmy: and a narcoleptic? he falls asleep? >> he falls asleep constantly. and, like, whenever he wakes up. like, as soon as he hears anything, he's -- [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: he's freaked out, yeah. >> yeah, he's just -- he's strung out on something, like too much puppy chow. yeah. >> jimmy: we'll lower the volume -- which they do like this. and you'll lower the volume so that he can watch the show right now and not get nervous. >> seriously. hi, marley! he gives me anxiety. it's crazy. >> jimmy: i just waved at him. like that will do -- hey, look at this, my friend. >> yeah. >> jimmy: "time 100." >> thank you. [ cheers and applause ] yeah. >> jimmy: look at you. that's a big picture. >> well, i'm right under the "m." the "m"'s on my forehead. >> jimmy: yeah, you got like a harry potter scar. [ laughter ] but look at -- i was looking at your picture. look at this. and then, it's much bigger than -- oprah's. >> oh. [ audience ohs ] >> jimmy: look at tiny oprah compared to chris colfer. >> don't say that! >> jimmy: what do you mean? >> it's dangerous.
>> jimmy: what are you talking about? >> she's probably watching us. don't say that! [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: well, what would she do? she loves it. >> she's a very powerful woman. >> jimmy: yeah but still, kind of cool. >> it's very cool. i still don't know what i'm doing on ii mean, this was fun and you got to go to time "100" -- they have a big award show thing and -- >> yes, yes. it's a huge gala. >> jimmy: for the 100 -- >> yeah. >> jimmy: i mean, that's fun. >> it was crazy, crazy. like, it -- the room was so full and so many impressing, important people and i just -- i had no idea what i was doing there. >> jimmy: of my -- of course were you there. but then, you were also at the white house correspondent's dinner too. >> yes, that was awesome also. but i was really disappointed because i went there thinking -- it was on a saturday night and i went there thinking that i was gonna have this huge, v.i.p. private tour of the white house the other day. of the situation room and the oval office and i'm a huge, huge history nerd so i was just so excited to get there and -- and then, they told us that it was cancelled and i was so pissed. so, so upset. a nd i was like, "there better be a good reason why my white house tour was canceled." and they caught osama that day. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah. well, i mean -- >> so, if i didn't hate him
before, i'm -- now i'm really -- >> jimmy: he really -- [ laughter ] he really screwed up your plans. >> yeah, thanks, osama. >> jimmy: you have a big birthday coming up. >> yes. >> jimmy: 21. >> yes, turning 21. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: what are you gonna do? you gonna have a big blowout? >> well, i mean, i figured i could do something, you know, huge and big but i figured i'm not gonna remember it anyways. so -- so, what's the point of doing something, you know? colossal? >> jimmy: because you're just gonna get -- just get hammered out of your mind? >> yeah and be so sore the next day that -- yeah. i'm not gonna have time to flip through pictures of me. >> jimmy: no. you're just gonna just -- you're just gonne be sore from drinking? >> sore and upset and -- >> jimmy: are you drinking -- like, maybe your glasses are too heavy. >> maybe. i don't know. [ light laughter ] but we'll see. >> jimmy: get some, like, plexiglas or something like that or -- >> we'll see. >> jimmy: let's talk about "glee." it's coming to the end of the season. you were just -- in fact, congratulations, they just made you prom queen. >> thank you. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that was great. that was really good. that was really funny. >> the one title i had never thought i would have. >> jimmy: exactly, yeah. >> i remember when i got the script. i was reading through the script and -- and, of course we all that it was called "prom queen" but i'm
never thinking that it's gonna, you know, be kurt. and i'm flipping through it and then i read a page where he's crowned queen -- and that's -- that's what i did. i was just -- i couldn't believe it. and then, i went up to the show creator and i said, "so, in this last scene, i'm wearing a kilt and a tiara, dancing with a boy to 'dancing queen.' [ laughter ] did i do something to offend you?' [ laughter ] yeah, but no. i mean, i -- so i was very nervous at how it would turn out. but it turned out fantastic, i think. >> jimmy: turned out to be one of the greatest episodes of the season. >> best episodes, yeah. >> jimmy: that was wild. well, we love you. chris colfer, come back whenever you're around. [ cheers and applause ] "glee" airs tuesdays at 8:00 pm on fox. lenny kravitz performs next! come on back! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ dududucts
>> steve: tonight's tribute to bob marley is brought to you by land shark lager. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: our next guest is a rock star if there ever is one. he's about to release a new album, "black and white america." it comes out this summer. but tonight, he's here to help us conclude bob marley week with a performance of "roots, rock, reggae." with a little help from the roots, please welcome lenny kravitz! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ play i some music dis a reggae music play i some music dis a reggae music ♪ ♪ roots, rock, reggae dis a reggae music
roots, rock, reggae dis a reggae music ♪ ♪ hey, mister music sure sounds good to me i can't refuse it what to be got to be ♪ ♪ feel like dancing dance 'cause we are free feel like dancing come dance with me ♪ ♪ roots, rock, reggae dis a reggae music roots, rock, reggae, yeah dis a reggae music ♪ ♪ play i some music dis a reggae music play i some music
dis a reggae music ♪ ♪ play i on r&b i want all my people to see wo-oh-oh-ohh ♪ ♪ we're bubblin' on the top 100 just like a mighty dread wo-oh-oh-ohh ♪ ♪ play i on r&b i want all my people to see wo-oh-oh-ohh ♪ ♪ we're bubblin' on the top 100 just like a mighty dread wo-oh-oh-ohh ♪ ♪ roots, rock, reggae dis a reggae music roots, rock, reggae dis a reggae music ♪ ♪ play i some music dis a reggae music play i some music
dis a reggae music ♪ come on, play! ♪ ♪ dis a reggae music dis a reggae music ♪ ♪ play i on r&b i want all my people to see wo-oh-oh-ohh ♪ ♪ we're bubblin' on the top 100 just like a mighty dread wo-oh-oh-ohh ♪ ♪ play i some music dis a reggae music play i some music dis a reggae music ♪ ♪ dis a reggae dis a reggae dis a reggae dis a reggae ♪ ♪ dis a reggae music ♪ dis a reggae dis a reggae dis a reggae dis a reggae ♪
♪ dis a reggae music ♪ dis a reggae dis a reggae dis a reggae dis a reggae ♪ ♪ dis a reggae music ♪ dis a reggae dis a reggae dis a reggae dis a reggae ♪ ♪ dis a reggae music ♪ yeah! yo! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: ah! ah! i don't want it to end. i don't want it to end, man! ah, lenny kravitz! look out for his new album, "black and white america," this summer. see him live, opening for u2, in june. my thanks to kristen wiig, chris colfer, lenny kravitz. [ cheers and applause ] land shark lager for making bob marley week possible. and the greatest band in late night, the roots, everybody! [ cheers and applause ] stay tuned for carson daly. thanks for watching.