i have been a fan my whole life. and i just admired so many things that he has done. and in his life he crossed boundaries and was very diverse in his music. and it was just amazing that he took the time to handwrite that letter. so he is kind of -- he speaks in the book before i do. >> jay: now, everybody loves your daughter, miley cyrus. how is -- is she getting married? what's going on? >> well, you probably should ask her that, jay. but, i'll tell you what -- she -- her and liam, they are seem to be having a lot of fun right now. >> jay: okay. >> i told them, you know, value your friendship. you know, take care of your friendship. that piece of paper could change things real quick. you know what i mean? >> jb: it can, brother. i've got a 19-year-old daughter. let me say something, man. terrifying. terrifying. get with some guy. take care of my daughter. >> jay: well, we got to go, guys. the book is called "hillbilly heart." billy ray cyrus thank you my friend. [ cheers and applause ] jb smoove thank you. and of course, gwyneth paltrow! jimmy fallon happening now! jimmy! [ cheers and applause ] ♪

>> steve: from studio 6b in rockefeller center, the national broadcasting company presents -- tonight's guests are -- and featuring the legendary roots crew. and here he is -- jimmy fallon! [ cheers and applause ] captions paid for by nbc-universal television -- captions by vitac -- www.vitac.com ♪ [ cheers and applause ]

>> jimmy: hey, welcome, everybody! that's what i'm talking about! i feel the love! i feel it. great new york city crowd. welcome, everybody, to "late night with jimmy fallon." [ cheers and applause ] we're going to have fun tonight. welcome. thank you for watching at home too. here's what people are talking about, you guys. justin bieber just keeps getting into trouble. in fact, today, police in sweden found marijuana on his tour bus. explains why bieber was like, hey, what's the name of that song where i say "baby" over and over again? [ laughter ] more celebrity news, yesterday "people" magazine released its annual "most beautiful" list. i didn't make it, once again. [ boos ] but it features -- no, it features jennifer lawrence, adele, and carrie washington. or as john mayer calls it, his to-do list. [ laughter and applause ] why would he call it that? >> steve: yeah, what are you going to do? >> jimmy: this is cool.

there's a new iphone app that tells women where they can buy michelle obama's clothes. not only that, there's another app that tells men where they can buy hillary clinton's clothes. [ laughter ] so useful. it's really useful. it's a great app. i saw that new jersey governor, chris christie, that's my man. we love him. chris christie, well -- [ scattered applause ] -- he was in texas today for the dedication of the president george w. bush's presidential library. the library's already done, but they brought in christie for a second groundbreaking. [ laughter ] sorry! i've got to tell jokes. >> steve: it's your job. >> jimmy: sorry, chris christie. >> steve: it's your job. >> jimmy: yeah. but this is nice though, during the dedication ceremony, they unveiled a statue of george w. bush. take a look at this. [ laughter ] you know it's bad when even your statue looks confused. i mean -- [ laughter ] looks like he's lost.

like one of those street performers you see in times square that moves if you give him a dollar. actually, bush sat down with abc's diane sawyer for an interview recently. and he's still got it. he really does. take a look at the former president right here. >> do you have one word for the republican party today? >> uh, you will exist in the future. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: one word. do you have one word? yeah. one, six? it sounds like his new speechwriter is a fortune cookie. [ as george w. bush ] "you will exist in the future. in bed." [ laughter ] you've got to see this. this guy, you see this guy, paul curtis? he was, mississippi, an elvis impersonator, who was falsely accused of sending the poison ricin to president obama. well, he was on cnn yesterday defending himself and setting the record straight. take a look.

>> i took my phone, my wallet, which i still haven't got my phone back. i haven't been able to call anybody. and i never saw them enter my house. they started taping it off. and they started interrogating all of my neighbors. >> jimmy: yeah, pretty serious stuff. let's see what else he has to say. ♪ on one hand, i count the reasons i should stay with you and hold you close to me ♪ ♪ all night long [ laughter ] >> jimmy: what?! when he saw the video, obama was like, you know what, arrest him anyway. i mean -- there's something fishy about this. get him out of there. earlier tonight, right across the street from us, at radio city music hall, was the first round of the nfl draft. >> steve: ooh. >> jimmy: now -- [ applause ] -- it's big time over there. >> steve: scouts there and the players. >> jimmy: they have all the players. the scouts there. the scouts rank the guys on who's fastest, who's the

strongest. but they also give out others as well. in fact, we got a hold of a few of them. let's take a look. first we have e.j. manuel. he was voted most likely to get confused and dump gatorade on his coach after a loss. we have d.j. fluker. he was voted liniest head. [ laughter ] yeah, interesting. we have, look at this, luke joeckel right there. he was voted most likely to eat a cigar by accident. [ laughter ] "i don't know what it was. i thought it was a snickers bar." there's sheldon richardson. he was voted least likely to be named sheldon. there you go. doesn't looks like a sheldon. >> steve: sheldon. >> jimmy: tyler eifert was voted most likely to spend his saturday going to a zac efron film festival. i just think he's cool. this guy here, bjoern werner,

bjoern werner was voted most likely to have a name that sounds like it's being played backwards. bjoern werner. when you play his name backwards, it says, i build ikea furniture. [ laughter ] and finally, chance warmack was voted most likely to be black kramer. isn't that interesting -- black kramer, what? [ applause ] some big movie news, it was just announced that "iron man 3" will be released in china next friday. of course, most people in china will just wait and buy a bootleg in america town. [ light laughter ] america town. >> steve: you see, chinatown here -- >> jimmy: no. >> steve: but there they call it america town. [ laughter ]

>> jimmy: thank you very much. ♪ >> steve: come on! that's a funny joke. that's a well-crafted joke! come on, people! america town! goodness gravy. i'm sorry, jimmy. >> jimmy: no, it's all right. you're upset. sleep it off on the army cot. and finally, the stars of "here comes honey boo boo" have a new project in the works. yeah. they're working on a family cookbook, which sounds good until you find out the first recipe is just going to mcdonald's. we have a great show tonight! give it up for the roots! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: we have a fun, fun show tonight. thank you for being here, thank you for watching.

she is such a great actress, so beautiful, so fun. susan sarandon is here! [ cheers and applause ] he stars in the new action comedy, "pain and gain," he's always hilarious, anthony mackie is stopping by! [ cheers and applause ] and we've got great, great music. it might get loud. thhere![ cheers and applause ] it might get loud. it's going to be a fun show. i was -- i just wanted to say quickly, i was very honored and touched, i was on the -- lucky to be on the "time" 100 list. 100 most people or something. >> steve: influential people. >> jimmy: i don't know what it is. but, anyways, i was there. i got to sit next to timberlake, which is fun. you know him. we love him. but i got to sit with joe biden, and i got to meet joe, the vice president. i swear. and i went up to him and i just hugged him. i said, thank you, you're in like 85% of all my monologues. thank you so much.

without you, there would be no me. you understand that. and he was laughing, he was a good sport. he goes, you do a great show. a great guy, and he had a beautiful speech. and when he was done, maybe 30 minutes later, i hear, jimmy, jimmy. i turn over and it's joe biden, he goes, "this guy, right here, he wants to help your career." and i go, "what are you talking about?" and he goes, "he wants me to run for president." and i go, "please, please, that would be so good for me!" he's a good man. i love joe biden. he has a very nice wife as well. so a shout-out to those guys, to joe biden for being a good sport. [ applause ] we make fun of him every night. >> steve: come on. >> jimmy: hey, guys. it's time for "late night" hashtags. here we go. ♪ hashtags, hashtags hashtags, hashtags hashtags ♪ >> jimmy: you guys are on twitter, right? [ cheers ] it's fun. well, we use twitter on our show every single week, so if you watch our show and you want to play along, we do this thing every wednesday night where i

send out a hashtag and we ask you guys to tweet out things based on that topic. so, because it's spring and that means it's allergy season starting up, a lot of people going to see their doctors. last night i went on twitter and started a hashtag called "my doctor is weird." i asked you guys to tweet out something weird, funny, or embarrassing, about your doctor. i tweeted out that my doctor wanted me to give him a positive yelp review. what's wrong with people? >> steve: because the rest of them were horrible? >> jimmy: yes. i will not be using him anymore. we've got thousands of tweets in fact, within a half hour, it was a worldwide trending topic. so thank you for those tweets. that's major. how fun is that? >> steve: come on! >> jimmy: so i thought i would share some of my favorite my doctor is weird tweets from you guys. here we go. first tweet is from @thefool4u, he says "i went to get to the results of my x-ray, the doctor clicked on the wrong tab and solitaire popped up." that's not good. this is from @lolitayvette. she says, "when my son was born,

the doctor said, he looks just like me -- i mean, like you." this is from @samlambpen. he says, "my doctor's name is wayne little, so any prescription i have says, prescribed by little, wayne, on the bottle." >> steve: you know it's good. you know it's good. >> jimmy: from little wayne, there you go. >> steve: little wayne. >> jimmy: this one is from @colinconky. he says, "i told my doctor that it was my first operation, he said, me too!" yay? >> steve: yay? >> jimmy: this one is from @eban826. she says, "once my doctor gave me a high five for being a virgin." [ laughter ] which is weird. this one is from @tapdanceguy. he says, "my doctor has a promotional calendar from a funeral parlor in his waiting room." >> steve: got to drum up business. >> jimmy: you've got to do it. yeah. this is from @richardedwardlou.

he says, "my doctor asked me if i smoked marijuana, and i said yes, and then he asked me where to get the best pot." [ applause ] i get it from my dentist. this is the last one, it comes with a photo as well, from ethan ameren. he says, "my doctor's name is son dang, so on his prescriptions, his name reads, dang, son." there you have it, those are tonight's "late night" hashtags. to check out more of our favorites go to latenightwithjimmyfallon.com/ hashtags. we'll be right back with more "late night" everybody. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hey, guys. i want to take a moment to talk about spotify. are you guys on spotify? it's an amazing music streaming service where you can listen to music on all of your devices, share play lists with friends, they have millions of songs from tons of bands and singers. you can name any band and i'll tell you if spotify has it. you, sir? >> me? >> jimmy: yeah, you.

name a band? >> macklemore? >> jimmy: yeah. >> lumineers? >> jimmy: yeah. >> bruno mars? >> jimmy: yeah. >> spice girls? >> jimmy: oh, yeah. >> timberlake? >> jimmy: you got it. >> wow! >> jimmy: wow is right. >> awesome. >> jimmy: i know. >> i'll get it. >> jimmy: i have it. >> congrats. >> jimmy: thanks. >> see ya. >> jimmy: see ya. >> bye. >> jimmy: enough. spotify is the best way to find the right music wherever, whenever, and however. sign up for free at spotify.com. more "late night" when we come back. come right back, everybody! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ w the beach. screw the new jeans. screw the new me. i am out of here... after one more song.

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red or blue? ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome back, everybody! welcome back! hey, guys, on the count of three, what's the one thing we all have in common? one, two, three -- [ audience shouts answers ] that's right -- brains. [ laughter ]

every one of us has one, and now it's time to play a game where we put your brains to the test. it's time for "tell us what you know." ♪ tell us what you know [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome to "tell us what you know," america's longest-running trivia game show. let's bring out tonight's contestants. come on over. ♪ >> jimmy: welcome, guys. if you forgot the rules, here they are. first, i'm going to give you a random topic. then you're gonna have ten seconds to say everything you know about that topic. you can say words, ideas, thoughts, whatever comes to mind. the more you say, the more points you earn. once the ten seconds is up, the brain master will give you your score. brain master is a wise and gentle being who knows everything in the universe. he's also never seen a woman naked. [ rolling thunder ] in the end, the contestant with the most points wins. you guys ready to play? fantastic.

very good. now, before we begin, let me give you a taste of the brain master's wealth of knowledge. brain master? how tall is mt. everest? >> 8,488 meters. >> jimmy: that is correct. [ laughter and applause ] what is the capital of the ukraine? >> kiev. >> jimmy: that is correct. and finally, who was your first celebrity crush? >> kimmy gibbler from "full house." [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that is correct. all right. are you guys ready to play? you ready to go? >> oh, yeah. >> jimmy: how about you, albert einstein? you ready? >> let's do this, jimmy! >> jimmy: all right, here we go. all right. contestants number two and three, please go over there. what is your name and where are you from? >> trista, and i'm from ohio. >> jimmy: hey, welcome. thank you for coming to the show. i appreciate it. [ applause ] now, remember, we want you to say as many things as you can about a topic. what topic would you like to talk about? >> i can pick anything?

>> jimmy: no, you can't, actually. i will pick your topic. [ laughter ] remember, the more you say, the more points you will earn, okay? okay, your topic is types of cereal. go. >> lucky charms, fruit loops, frosted flakes, cap'n crunch -- cocoa puffs. rice krispie treats. rice krispies? >> jimmy: rice krispie treats? >> no, just rice krispies. [ laughter ] [ buzzer ] >> jimmy: brain master, how many points did she earn? hey, 254. [ laughter ] not bad. very, very good. please stand over there. thank you. [ applause ] come on over, buddy. ♪ what is your name and where are you from? >> hi, my name's noah, and i'm from new york. >> jimmy: hey, welcome, buddy. what part of new york? >> upper west side. >> jimmy: hey, cool. [ laughter ] rich guy. hey, now, look. before i give you your topic, it's time for a quick word from albert einstein. >> theory of relativity, bitch! >> jimmy: all right, that was the real albert einstein. [ car horn ] you know what that sound means. you get to take two, which means you get to talk about to topics for a chance to earn double points.

this -- [ stumbling over words ] [ laughter ] you ready? >> i'm ready. >> jimmy: your topics are basketball and dustin hoffman. i'm going to help you out. here's a quick list of things you can say about basketball and dustin hoffman. all right, ready? [ laughter ] begin! >> "taxi driver," "raging bill," "analyze this," "analyze that." beer, basketball, david stern, kobe bryant. detroit pistons, new york knicks. >> jimmy: oh, that was good. very, very good. brain master, how many points did he earn? ooh. [ laughter ] ooh. 253. that's just one point less than contestant number one. now, brain master, i have to ask you -- have you ever looked at yourself in the mirror? ♪ would you like to right now? >> i guess so. [ laughter ]

>> jimmy: what'd you see? >> nothing. >> jimmy: all right. contestant nber two, please go stand over there. contestant number three, get over here. what's up? ♪ [ applause ] how are you, buddy? >> pretty good. how are you? >> jimmy: what is your name and where are you from? >> i'm mike from new york. >> jimmy: hey, mike. welcome. [ slide whistle ] you know what that sound means. it's time for a word from our sponsors. >> brad's bread, brad's bread, brad's bread. come on down to brad's bread. brad's braided bread is rated best rated bread in bran, nebraska. we don't break bread at brad's bread. we make bread at brad's bread. brad's bread is the best bread that brads bread's ever had. just ask brads bread at brad's bread. >> brad's bread is the best bread i've ever had. >> that was brads bread, owner of brad's bread. even brads bread's dad says brad's bread ain't bad. brad's bread, right next to ben dred's bedspread. for more on brad's bread, visit www.bradsbread.bread. >> jimmy: i buy all my bread from brad's bread. [ sneeze ] well, you know what that sound means. you've earned the peanut butter sandwich of wisdom. ♪ this sandwich is actually made with bread from brad's bread. now, before i give you your

topic, please take a very large bite from the peanut butter sandwich. your topic is parts of the human body that begin with "b." go! [ laughter ] >> balls. [ laughter and applause ] brain. >> jimmy: okay, there you go! [ laughter ] >> i couldn't name anything else after that. [ applause ] [ applause ] >> jimmy: parts of the body. brain master, what did he earn? eight. [ laughter ] very good. let's bring back contestant number one. come on back. ♪ looks like contestant number one is the winner with 254 points! ♪ [ applause ]

which means that you will be going home with the "tell us what you know" grand mystery prize. the grand mystery prize is chosen by the brain master himself, and potentially holds the answer to all of life's questions. but no one goes home empty-handed. the two losers will each be going home with $100 gift cards to amazon.com. these gift cards allow you to buy $100 worth of stuff from amazon.com. all right, contestant number one, go ahead and open up your grand mystery prize. [ drumroll ] wow. it's a quaker instant oatmeal variety pack with just the original flavor. ♪ you know what time quaker has to say about that. >> yeah, okay. >> jimmy: all right. just kidding. you'll also be getting a $100 gift card from amazon.com. that's all the time we have for "tell us what you know." stick around. we'll be right back with susan sarandon! [ cheers and applause ] [ female announcer ] degree antiperspirant does more for you,

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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: our first guest is an academy award-winning actress and stars alongside robert de niro and diane keaton, wow, in the new film "the big wedding," in theaters friday. ladies and gentlemen, please welcome one of our pals, susan sarandon! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: oh, my gosh, who are

these little guys? [ audience aws ] >> this is penny and this is rigby. >> jimmy: penny and rigby, come on, how cute! >> yeah, where you going? penny, stay up here. come on up here. thank you. >> jimmy: penny has a twitter account, doesn't she? >> miss penny puppy does. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: oh, my gosh, ridiculous. >> and she felt after she watched melancholy as a kid to reach out. actually, she's sad. and so she does, and she tweets from where we are, but she's never -- she's been backstage. she's very impressed that you let her -- [ laughter ] >> jimmy: don't drink the water, by the way. don't -- she's a little thirsty. oh, how cute is this? thank you for bringing these guys on. penny, penny, she's going -- do you want to come here? no, okay. penny, penny. [ light laughter ] >> come up here. >> jimmy: i know she's going to poop on the set. i just know it. [ laughter ] >> no, come back up here, penny. >> jimmy: penny, there's loose wires back here, penny. >> this is why she didn't get the part in "the big wedding." because she -- they had two other dogs. >> jimmy: she's become -- do you want to play with that?

do you want to play with it? yeah? >> all right. [ laughter ] ♪ >> jimmy: an attack dog. >> bring it here! bring it here. come on! come on. good girl. good girl. >> jimmy: oh, my god. like, "i'm going to get that monkey, man." pal, thank you for coming back on the show. >> thank you. >> jimmy: are you -- you're the champ in ping-pong now. >> i know -- >> jimmy: are you into ping-pong? >> i love the game of ping-pong, but i'm more of a propagandist than a player. >> jimmy: really? >> yeah, really. i kind of represent people who have fun but aren't really good. unless you have a drink -- >> jimmy: that's me. that's me, right there. >> i think you're good. by the way, you know who's really good? justin bieber. >> jimmy: is he? >> when he's not on his bus. >> jimmy: when he's not stoned, yeah, yeah, exactly. [ light laughter ] >> i'm actually on the way to dubai where we're opening a club and he's playing the day after

we open, so i think maybe that was on purpose. that he planned his route, so he could go to spin dubai. and i'll bring you back a t-shirt, by the way. >> jimmy: your sons are djs, am i wrong? >> i have two sons that are djs -- well, they do other things. one of them is still in school, for a little bit longer, anyway. and so it's great, because they turned me on to music. they know the classics like the roots and those people. [ cheers and applause ] so they can do a whole set without any english spoken, even. and they come to spin. sometimes they dj at spin. [ toy monkey howling ] [ laughter ] >> jimmy: penny, get out of there. she's gotten into all the party monkeys over there. she found the stash. would you ever dj? >> i'm very bad with technology. [ dogs barking ] >> jimmy: hey, hey! penny! don't fight! no fighting!

hey, rigby! [ laughter ] penny! penny! penny! rigby! penny! penny! stop it! >> stop. >> jimmy: rigby, chill out. >> this is called the cujo. >> jimmy: penny! just give her a monkey. rigby, i'm so sorry -- >> when i wear a watch -- >> jimmy: rigby, stop it! rigby! hey, rigby! hey! what is going on with these dogs? they're turning into demons! [ dogs growling ] what is going on? they're in a bad mood. is it my voice? >> but they look so cute, right? >> jimmy: oh -- >> there. he says, "i'm top dog, you're low now, so you can't trash talk me." [ audience aws ] >> jimmy: now they're buddies again. >> that's good. you'll never come on this show, again, believe me. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: once they sniff each other's butts, everything's fine. pal, let's talk about your movie, "the big wedding." >> "the big wedding" is about a big wedding. >> jimmy: it's basically de niro and diane keaton have to pretend to be married? >> they have to pretend to be married, which they were, but

ten years ago, i was with de niro, and now they have to pretend to be married, so what does that make me? so a lot of things happen. >> jimmy: and this clip, is you realize that you're being left out of the wedding. >> i'm being left out of the bed, too, really. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: here we go. we have a clip of susan sarandon in "the big wedding." check it out. >> just pretend to be married for the weekend. what's the big deal? >> where would you like me to start? >> sweetie, there's this one little part that i'm stuck on. if those two are still married, then what does that make me? >> my concubine? >> this is going to go great. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: susan sarandon, "the big wedding" is in theaters tomorrow. anthony mackie joins us next. there he is in the bud light platinum suite! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ hey aleigh.

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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome back, everybody. you know our next guest from his critically acclaimed performances in movies like "the hurt locker" and "gangster squad."

starting tomorrow, you can see him starring alongside mark wahlberg and dwayne "the rock" johnson in "pain and gain." please welcome back to the show a talented man. say hello to anthony mackie! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome! >> what's up, man! >> jimmy: that's what i'm talking about. >> what's going on! >> jimmy: return of the mac. >> what's up, mr. jefferson. i'm going to start calling you mr. jefferson. you done moved on up, boy! i like it! i like it! i wore a three-piece suit for you, boy! you done moved on up! >> jimmy: i'm moving up. >> got the furniture reupholstered. >> jimmy: thank you. >> i like it, boy. i like it. >> jimmy: it feels good.

it feels good. >> you look like money! i like it, boy! hold on. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah. >> new suit. man. that's something. >> jimmy: we're doing well. we're doing well. thank you, my friend. >> welcome. that's why they can't have a brother on late night. you take my job. >> jimmy: no, no. >> i'm coming over here and i'm sitting here. >> jimmy: you have to. >> i do. >> jimmy: i love it. >> that's what i do. >> jimmy: i want you here and we love having you here. >> thank you, i appreciate it. >> jimmy: what is this, the sixth time you've been on? sixth? seventh? >> the dog. no, no, no, i'm good. this is my sixth time. >> jimmy: yeah. that's fun. well, we love you. >> wore a three-piece suit for you, boy! three-piece! >> jimmy: i like your shoes as well. >> thank you, thank you. >> jimmy: you're a very stylish man. >> these brown shoes with orange bottoms. >> jimmy: yes. >> see, women, you have your red bottoms. men, we have orange bottoms. >> jimmy: hello. >> you know what that means, right? >> jimmy: no. >> it means they're expensive. >> jimmy: i didn't know that. >> got a movie coming out, boy, got a movie coming out. >> jimmy: movie coming out, "pain and gain"!

>> moving on up. >> jimmy: "pain and gain." yeah. fish don't fry in the kitchen. >> you know them beans? >> jimmy: don't burn on that grill. >> took a whole lot of good loving. just get on out of here! ♪ i'm up in the big leagues getting my turn at bat as long as we live it's you and me, baby ♪ ♪ ain't nothing wrong with that well, i'm moving on up to the east side moving on up ♪ ♪ to a deluxe apartment in the sky moving on up to the east side ♪ ♪ moving on up we finally got a piece of the pie ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: yes, sir! >> yes, sir! >> jimmy: had to get it out of my head. >> yes sir! >> jimmy: we had to get it out. >> yes. >> jimmy: he's got a movie. he's got a three-piece suit. >> i've got a movie. >> jimmy: he's got a movie. >> nice shoes. >> jimmy: "pain and gain." >> i'm in pain.

>> jimmy: expensive shoes. >> no gain without pain. >> jimmy: no. you also have a great bar. >> thank you, jimmy. thank you, man. >> jimmy: you do. >> i've have a bar in brooklyn. it's called nobar. >> jimmy: that's the name of the bar. none of y'all have been, you've all been invited. >> jimmy: yes. no bar -- >> new to williamsburg, you don't come there friday night. it's cool, man. it's cool. i love you though. >> jimmy: quest, you can go because -- >> no, no, no, he can't go. because he 's going to get robbed. >> jimmy: why would he get robbed? >> it's still brooklyn. it's still brooklyn. i know you've got nets season tickets. you go to the stadium. >> jimmy: yeah, i go to barclay's center. a whole lot of people don't go past the stadium. it's still brooklyn. they will jack you. >> jimmy: you promise me that i'm going to get jacked if i go to your bar? >> 100%. >> jimmy: wait a second. i don't want -- >> no, it's the new york experience. >> jimmy: it is. that doesn't happen anymore. >> when i first came to new york, i got mugged. >> jimmy: you did? >> yeah. >> jimmy: frightening. >> yeah. i mean, it's new york. that's what happens. how many people have been mugged? >> jimmy: don't clap! don't clap. like, we love getting mugged! >> it is part of the tradition, yeah. new york.

i was just saying, you can have your true brooklyn experience. >> jimmy: where in brooklyn is this? >> it's in crown heights, on the corner nostrand and atlantic, the final frontier. >> jimmy: that's it right there. >> that's it. >> jimmy: the final frontier. >> that's the last place you can buy good crack. >> jimmy: anthony, don't say that. >> bad commercial. bad commercial. all right. >> jimmy: nobar, nobar is the name of your place. it's actually for new orleans, right? >> yes, yes. short for new orleans, and nostrand, you combine those and you get n.o. bar. see, word play. double entendre. >> jimmy: "pain and gain." three piece suit! >> too hot. you're rich, boy. you're looking good mr. jefferson! you're looking good, boy. you're looking good. >> jimmy: weezy. >> i heard weezy coming. >> jimmy: weezy is coming on, yeah. dude, so i -- anyways, i was going to say, i want to go to nobar, i will go there next time i go to the nets game. because i heard the food is very good. >> yeah. >> jimmy: you made sure. >> i've never met a woman that wasn't somebody's mama that could cook better than me. write it down. >> jimmy: really? >> write it down. >> jimmy: you know how to do it -- write it down. >> i take martha stewart down tomorrow!

>> jimmy: leave her alone. she's good, she's good. you're working on a new place as well? >> yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. i'm opening a new place in williamsburg. >> jimmy: there you go. >> you won't get mugged there. >> jimmy: no, you won't get mugged. >> i'm getting closer to the city. i'm opening a cuban bistro in williamsburg. >> jimmy: cuban food? >> yeah, yeah, yeah. it's called vala darra. >> jimmy: ooh. >> vala darra. we're going to have the best mojitos outside of cuba. we're going to take raw sugar cane, crush it down, and make mojitos. we're going to have gangsta grilled chicken. gangsta grilled chicken. >> jimmy: what's gangsta grilled chicken? >> it's chicken that's gangsta. >> jimmy: okay. all right. that makes sense. that makes sense. >> with mangos, fresh mangos, a little beans and rice, get you regular, get you right! [ laughter ] >> jimmy: get you right! >> get you right. you know what i mean. you know how it is. >> jimmy: i love that you do that as well as the acting. >> yes, yes, yes. you know this acting thing, man, that's a dangerous hustle. so, i never know when my time is up, so i've got to stack my

chips. >> jimmy: let me tell you something, it's just starting. >> i might have to go back to the streets. >> jimmy: no, never. you're anthony mackie, we just love you so much, man. >> i almost spilled my water. >> jimmy: i'm sorry about that. >> you're supposed of bottles of water back here, mr. jefferson. >> jimmy: i don't know what even i have back here. >> nothing. you have absolutely nothing. funny susan sarandon story. the first time i got arrested was because of susan sarandon. >> jimmy: what do you mean? >> she was doing a movie called "dead man walking" in new orleans. i was walking home one day and saw a table full of food outside. and i was like, we need to get some of this food. why would people leave the food outside. so me and my friends run up to the table. the security guard comes, he's like err, this is craft services, get out of here. and he calls the police and the police run us off set. >> jimmy: is that right? >> they were shooting in the projects right outside my house. >> jimmy: did you get any food? >> yeah, i mean i got a few things. i mean i'm going to stuff my pockets. if they run me off. so i --

then i'm out. you know what i mean? you know? susan sarandon, right there. >> jimmy: i want to talk about "pain and gain." >> yeah, it's a quality film. >> jimmy: i know the script. it's a really good script. >> it's a true story. these three guys, they're known as the sun jim gang. and these three body builders from miami. >> jimmy: big muscles, juiceheads. >> come on, look at this. >> jimmy: hello. absolutely. >> come on, chocolate chino in the building. so what they did was they decided they wanted to achieve the american dream. so they decided to kidnap, extort, and murder the rich guys they were training. true story. >> jimmy: yeah, and it's ridiculous. and of course, it gets botched. >> absolutely amazing, and everything that could go wrong went wrong. but then they finally got it right, but then -- >> jimmy: it goes wrong. >> -- ridiculousness ensues. >> jimmy: now, rebel wilson -- >> rebel wilson, kim jeong. >> jimmy: ken jeong. >> ken -- ken -- yeah, yeah, i said ken. what did i say, kim? >> jimmy: kim jong-un is in the movie. [ laughter ] that's fair game.

you've got to see him act, you guys. trust me. bringing everybody together. >> bringing nations together. bringing nations together. >> jimmy: ken jeong is in it. we have -- >> dwayne "the rock" johnson, mark wahlberg -- >> jimmy: mark wahlberg. >> anthony mackie. >> jimmy: that's what i'm talking about. [ cheers and applause ] tried to get mr. jefferson in there. he was too busy. >> jimmy: come on. now we have a clip, it's you and rebel wilson. >> yes. >> jimmy: and any way to set this up or just show the clip? >> she plays my future wife and we meet in a hospital, that's what it is. >> jimmy: here we go. "pain and gain" in theaters tomorrow. >> are you currently using steroids? >> no, ma'am. >> when was the last time you injected? >> monday. >> yes, okay. >> i threw them all out. i think they mess me up. >> okay. you probably just have defeated fellow syndrome. we treat it here all the time. but don't worry, we can change

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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: our next guests will release their sixth album, "trouble will find me," on may 20th. they've got a big summer tour in the works, which visits the barclay center in brooklyn on june 5th. it's about to get loud, guys. here to debut the new song, "sea of love," we love them. the national! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ oh you say you love me joe how am i supposed to know

when you go under the waves what am i supposed to say ♪ ♪ i see people on the floor they slide into the sea can't stay here anymore we're turning into fiends ♪ ♪ if i stay here trouble will find me if i stay here i'll never leave ♪ ♪ if i stay here trouble will find me i believe ♪

♪ joe i'll always think of you as the kind of child who knew ♪ ♪ this was never gonna last oh joe you fell so fast ♪ ♪ hey joe sorry i hurt you but they say love is a virtue don't they ♪ ♪ hey joe sorry i hurt you but they say love is a virtue don't they ♪ ♪ hey joe sorry i hurt you but they say love is a virtue don't they ♪

♪ hey joe sorry i hurt you but they say love is a virtue don't they ♪ ♪ i see people on the floor they slide into the sea can't stay here anymore we're turning into fiends ♪ ♪ i see you rushing down tell me how to reach you i see you rushing down what did harvard teach you ♪ ♪ i see you rushing down tell me how to reach you i see you rushing down what did harvard teach you ♪ ♪ i see you rushing down tell me how to reach you i see you rushing down what did harvard teach you ♪

♪ i see you rushing down tell me how to reach you i see you rushing down what did harvard teach you ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: yes! the national! woo! fantastic. fantastic, brother. look for the album, "trouble will find me," in stores may 20th. visit latenightwithjimmyfallon.com for an exclusive bonus performance. we'll be right back, everybody! [ cheers and applause ] ♪

♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: my thanks to susan sarandon, anthony mackie, the national, once again! [ cheers and applause ] and the greatest band in late night, the roots, everybody! [ cheers and applause ] stay tuned for "carson daly." thank you for watching. have a great night. i hope to see you tomorrow. bye-bye, everybody! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ ♪