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>> jimmy: oh, that's what i'm talking about right there. welcome to "late night with jimmy fallon," everybody. i feel the love. thank you. welcome. we're going to have fun tonight. it's a good show tonight. thank you, dad. here's what people are talking about. it's kind of scary. on saturday, the west wing of the white house was evacuated when an overheated transformer set off a smoke alarm. or as obama put it, oh, yeah. definitely check out that transformer. kind of smells like marlboro lights. crazy transformer. >> steve: i was at parliament. >> jimmy: yeah, i wasn't even there. the white house had an overheated transformer. and biden is, like, "oh, my god. was it optimus prime? 'cause he's my favorite. i don't want to --" "joe, calm down." "did you get my 'dora' backpack?" this is cool.
over the weekend, willie nelson received an honorary doctorate from the berklee college of music. there's a great picture right there. looks like -- looks he was just made headmaster of hogwarts. [ laughter ] anyway, they -- they say that the honorary doctors is the school's highest honor. though it still isn't as high as willie himself. [ laughter ] you mean, this isn't hogwarts? this is embarrassing. on friday, kanye west hit his head on a street sign. [ laughter ] he and kim kardashian were trying to get away from paparazzi. the cops were trying to make sure he wasn't hurt. they were, like, do you know your name? and kanye was like, "god?" and they go, he's fine. don't worry about it. he's fine. that's normal. that's normal. did you see this on "60 minutes" last night? they did a story on bill gates. and they included a photo of gates from his childhood. take a look at this.
>> he's come a long way from that teenage prodigy obsessed with writing computer codes. >> jimmy: can we see that photo again? that's gates on the left. but look at that kid on the right! [ laughter ] i want to see a "60 minutes" piece about that kid. i always thought bill gates was a nerd. that kid must be a trillionaire. he probably owns a space station or something. you got to call us, dude. i saw that chris brown is facing criticism from his neighbors for putting graffiti art around his house. or as most people put it, that's your biggest problem with him? [ laughter ] graffiti art? listen to this. wildlife experts are warning that giant disease-carrying snails have been found in texas. so if you see one, make sure you immediately saunter away from it at whatever speed you like. [ laughter ]
there's a snail over there. it's one of those deadly snails. coming over. here it comes. we got to get out of here eventually. [ laughter ] that snail is going to -- he's on his way over and he's -- he looks pissed. he looks pissed off. [ laughter ] i don't know what we should do. you want to drive or i drive or -- hold on a second. you want to drive or i drive? this was not good. on friday, a truck in ohio overturned on a highway and spilled hundreds of hot dogs. of course, it got even more weird when another truck came along and spilled two less buns. so inconvenient. why would that truck overturn and do that? >> steve: yeah, why would that happen? just two? >> jimmy: and finally, a new survey found that one-third of americans don't turn off their phones and ipads when their plane is taking off. in a related story, the other two-thirds are lying. we have a great show tonight.
give it up for the roots! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hey, everybody! welcome to our show tonight. got a lot of fun. got a lot of fun tonight. and before we get started, i want to say a quick congratulations to my pal, seth meyers, who they just announced -- [ cheers and applause ] yeah! they just announced will be taking over for me as the new host of "late night." i couldn't be happier for him. he's a great guy. he's super funny. unfortunately, he'll be on at 12:30, which is just too late for me to watch. [ laughter ] i'm sure he'll do fine. congratulations to seth. ♪ >> steve: oh! >> jimmy: i'm happy for him. we have a great show tonight. from "the hangover: part iii," bradley cooper is back on the show! [ cheers and applause ] the coop! >> steve: i love the coop.
>> jimmy: love the coop. >> steve: he's a delight. >> jimmy: from "arrested development" -- everybody's talking about that this show's coming on netflix. the beautiful portia de rossi, ladies and gentlemen! [ cheers and applause ] plus, they're the latest celebrities to be fired by donald trump on "all-star celebrity apprentice" for no reason at all. i don't even understand why, yeah. but anyways, they're here. i'm psyched they're here. because i love them. lisa rinna and lil jon! >> steve: lil jon! [ cheers and applause ] stopping by. they're great. and we've got great music! oh, my goodness! vampire weekend is here tonight! >> steve: what? that's a show! >> jimmy: that's a lot of show. >> steve: that is a show. >> jimmy: they are awesome. they were great on "saturday night live" this past weekend. >> steve: they were fantastic. >> jimmy: i loved them. i love their new stuff. it's great. it's going to be fun tonight. i'm excited, you guys. the nhl playoffs are in full swing. and as you know, at the end of the year, they give out awards to the players. like most valuable player and rookie of the year. stuff like that.
but they also give out smaller awards for all sorts of things like they do in high school yearbooks. like most likely to succeed. class clown. stuff like that. so, with that in mind, it's time for "late night superlatives." here we go. ♪ "late night" superlatives ♪ >> jimmy: our first nhl player is evgeni malkin. he was voted most likely to be allergic to his own face. [ laughter and applause ] mike brown. he was voted most likely to think it's fun to stay at the ymca. [ laughter and applause ] >> steve: very fit. very fit man. >> jimmy: nate guenin. he was voted most likely to make meth in his basement. [ laughter and applause ] congratulations. still an award. >> steve: yeah, yeah. these are awards.
>> jimmy: yeah. tuukka rask was voted most likely to be the love child of david letterman and dexter. [ laughter and applause ] >> steve: tuukka. >> jimmy: yeah, i don't know, man. raffi torres was voted most likely to remove his eye and show it to you. [ laughter and applause ] anze kopitar was voted most likely to be the human version of frankenberry. [ laughter ] >> steve: delicious cereal. great award. >> jimmy: roberto luongo was voted most likely to be the human version of count chocula. [ laughter ] so -- weird. they must hang out all the time. >> steve: yeah, they must have, like, a -- >> jimmy: they must hang out or something. >> steve: there's a quisp and quake award. cap'n crunch. >> jimmy: ryan button was voted most likely to search for a tennis ball you pretended to throw. [ laughter ]
rick dipietro was voted jesus-iest. [ laughter and applause ] >> steve: that's an award they give out every year. >> jimmy: every year they give one out. >> steve: fantastic. >> jimmy: chris neil was voted most likely to be able to eat a grape without opening his mouth. [ laughter ] >> steve: that's a skill. that is a skill. >> jimmy: robyn regher was voted best hearing! [ laughter ] that's what he got this year. been the past four years he got that. >> steve: four years. four years running. it's a quadfecta. >> jimmy: yeah. brent burns most likely to be one of the croods. [ laughter ] i thought that was interesting. josh harding was voted least likely to care what kind of wine this is. [ laughter ] >> steve: that's an odd award when you think about it. but it's still an award. >> jimmy: and finally, martin erat was voted least
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he was great. he was fantastic. starting next thursday, may 23rd, you can see him on the big screen opposite zach galifianakis and ken jeong in "the hangover: part iii." please welcome back to our show a very talented man. here's bradley cooper, everybody! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: bradley cooper. welcome! welcome back to see our show. >> congratulations. >> jimmy: i -- no. thank you very much. no, no, no. it's not about me. >> congratulations. >> jimmy: no, they won't give it up for me. not when you're here. this is a big deal. [ audience member yells out ] >> daddy? oh, yeah. i got tons of men -- >> jimmy: no, you don't, no. dude, i have to say, while
you're here, last time you were here, you were nominated for an oscar. >> crazy. >> jimmy: congratulations. [ cheers and applause ] crazy. >> thank you. >> jimmy: phenomenal performance. you in the movie played robert de niro's son. >> nuts. >> jimmy: so it's you and robert de niro and jennifer lawrence all getting nominated for oscars. >> yeah, and jacki weaver was nominated. >> jimmy: and jaci weaver. and david o'russell was nominated. and the movie, and he was -- yeah, it was crazy. >> jimmy: i mean, was that just -- was that insane? >> yeah, it was insane. you know, the coolest part about it was being at the -- at the show, the actual show itself. you realize -- and it's, like, two months of this thing where you're going on this tour of award shows. which is kind of a weirdly masochistic thing. and you keep losing. and -- but you become, like, gangs. >> jimmy: what? >> you really do. it's, like, your little gang. >> jimmy: yeah. >> you know? and the thing with robert de niro is, like, he's, like, he's just gangster, man, that guy. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: he's the coolest guy to have in your gang. >> he is. he doesn't talk much, you know? he just sits back. and when he does, you listen, you know? so we would do this thing during the oscars where we would go up into, like, the middle aisle during a commercial, you know? and the first award was best supporting actor, and he didn't win.
so, like, i go up, and david's there. and then bob comes down. and we're all just sort of sitting there like this, and -- and bob is like, "yeah. yeah, yeah, yeah." and we're, like, "how many we got? six left? six left, yeah." yeah. "i think jen -- jen's going to win. jen's going to win, yeah. screen play -- christoph waltz. what are you going to do, bro? he won last year." [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, trying to talk each other into it. >> and then they put the sign up, then we both look. and then bob gives us -- and then we like, go sit down. >> jimmy: go sit down now. >> it was so crazy. >> jimmy: that's fun, i mean you gotta look forward to those award shows. >> like being in the dugout in a baseball game. >> jimmy: yeah, what's the ultimate coach of all time? and then jennifer lawrence wins. >> oh, that was amazing. and she fell. i remember, like, the camera guy was in front of me. >> jimmy: oh, that's right. >> it was crazy. yeah. >> jimmy: but she is so fun. she's the most fun person to hang out with. >> and we're doing a movie now called "american hustle" in boston. she plays this sick character. i mean, sick. like, from the bronx. i mean, she just kills it. >> jimmy: really? i saw her over at -- she was at the met ball. >> last week, yeah. >> jimmy: there was a gif that went all over -- on the internet of her photo bombing
sarah jessica parker. >> oh, i haven't seen this. >> jimmy: just look. >> there we go! >> jimmy: that's her. >> is that during -- is that during? >> jimmy: how funny is she, man? she doesn't care. >> look at that outfit. >> jimmy: oscar-winning actress. >> yeah. >> jimmy: i just love her for doing that. >> sarah jessica parker's not messing around, though. >> jimmy: oh, my god. she looked the greatest. >> amazing. >> jimmy: that was cool. it's super fun. >> was that during her photograph? >> jimmy: of course it was. yeah. she just has to be fun and photo bomb. all over the internet. i'm like, "i love that girl. she's so fun to hang out with." >> that's great. >> jimmy: but here we go. now we got -- next thursday now, "the hangover 3" comes out. >> yeah. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: this has been unbelievable. "the hangover part 3." the trilogy is over. >> i know. it's done. >> jimmy: they sum it all up. they sum it all up in this one. >> yeah. we do. we do sum it up. there's no more drunken nights. there's no more lost nights. it's really just about the characters. and the biggest time bomb of all, alan. >> jimmy: yeah -- >> that's what the movie focuses
on. >> jimmy: zach galifianakis is off the charts. as always off the charts in this movie. but a lot of it is about mr. chow. ken jeong. >> it is, yeah. i mean, todd's smart in that he knows what works. and when ken blasted on the first season -- the first season. it feels like a tv show. >> jimmy: when he came on the first season. the second is when they switched him out with a different actor. >> i didn't think they'd get away with -- the ratings would be when he was naked, but -- >> jimmy: but this movie has a lot to do with mr. chow and ken jeong's character and making -- kind of humanizing that -- that man if you can. >> if you can. it's weird what happens with chow. especially in the second one. you know, you're like, "oh, the guy's got a soul." and then he just reminds you that he's the devil. >> jimmy: he's hilarious. he's crazy. but he's so funny in the movie. but have you seen that man naked more than you've seen yourself probably? [ light laughter ] >> you know, sadly, yeah. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you have, yeah. but the guy just doesn't care and just goes for it. >> he does. yeah, it was his idea the first
movie to do that. and then i didn't realize he was going to jump on my neck. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: he should tell you that! he should tell you that! >> if i say something like, "hey, jimmy, let's do this thing where i jump up and you catch me. i might be naked." you're like, "okay, that'll be all right." but you don't expect him to give you the kind of -- literally he will, just basically, like -- >> jimmy: like michael jordan. >> -- ride the horse of my shoulder. i didn't think he was going to get that high. >> jimmy: he got high, man. >> i caught him there. >> jimmy: he got some air, yeah. he got air jeong right there. yeah. [ light laughter ] a whole lot of jeong right there, dude. sorry about that. >> air jeong. >> jimmy: air jeong. and then i was watching when zack hosted "saturday night live," i gotta say, you and ed helms are cool, cool guys. both stopped by to help him out with this skit when you were playing -- was a jennifer aniston look-a-like contest. and i don't know who won. i didn't see the end. [ laughter ] >> look at ed's face. >> jimmy: that's fantastic! >> oh, my god. >> jimmy: i just thought that was just great. everyone was involved in that. >> you know what the crazy thing was? -- ed and i are sitting backstage. they're like, "you want to wear the vest or the dress?"
we're like, we're trying to -- we're like, "that looks better on you, the black dress is better on you." >> jimmy: like you're actually having an actual conversation about this? >> they even made the jacket shorter. they're like, "here, we're going to take it in a bit." i was like, "okay." >> jimmy: you don't have to really worry about this. i mean, i look pretty ugly as a woman, but yeah. when you go to vegas do they shut down vegas for you guys? are you royalty there? >> you know, it was a thing that they did. like a whole prep -- like we're probably gonna need security and all these things. nothing. totally indifferent. vegas does not care. >> jimmy: what do you mean? >> i was like, yeah, i'm going to wear the hat and the thing. yeah, bro, take your hat off. >> jimmy: no one cares? >> no. i mean not at all. >> jimmy: siegfried, roy? anyone? >> they care. i was just there. i just flew there. we were there this weekend. and it's just no one -- >> jimmy: you should have your own casino or something by this point. >> well, there are slot machines. there's like, fake alans out in the street, on the strip you can get your photograph taken with. >> jimmy: no! >> yeah, there's a youtube clip of an alan beating up a guy. have you seen that? >> jimmy: no. >> yeah, if you youtube "alan
beats up guy on vegas strip," you'll see. and he's got the bjorn with the baby. [ laughter ] no, yeah, i'm serious. >> jimmy: this is great promotion for that movie. like, yeah. thanks a lot, buddy. you're really helping us out, yeah. fake alan fighting people. >> yeah. >> jimmy: i want to show everyone a clip. this is a clip -- it's you and zack galifianakis in "hangover part 3." check this out. >> we're going to climb down and then it's about an eight-foot drop to the balcony. all right? >> yeah. >> you spit in your own hand. >> oh, yeah. >> oh, my god. ♪ >> i'm okay!
>> hey, phil. >> what's wrong? >> hold on a second. >> what? >> hold on. like, kick yourself out a little bit. >> alan! >> stay still! >> alan! did you get it? >> no. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: no. it's such a fun movie and i'm so happy you guys came back and all agreed to do this. it's so great. comes out next thursday. every time you come here we always ask you to do something crazy, play a game or something weird. we have a new type of brand-new game that's gonna sweep the nation. >> oh, let's try it out. >> jimmy: yeah? >> yeah, let's take it for a test drive. >> jimmy: all right. very good. bradley cooper and i are playing a fun new game after the break. stick around, everybody! it's a good time! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ sfx: doorbell
♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome back to "late night," everybody. i am here with the one and only bradley cooper right there. [ cheers and applause ] he and the wolfpack are back in "the hangover part 3" which hits screens next thursday, may 23rd. [ cheers and applause ] as you may have noticed, we're both wearing basketball hoops on our faces. it's playoff time in the nba. >> yeah. >> jimmy: and right now we're going to try a new game called "faceketball." [ light laughter ] we're going to sit in those chairs. and we're going to take turns throwing balls at each other's hoops. and the first one to make three shots is the first official >> both: "faceketball" champion. >> jimmy: here we go. [ applause ] >> good luck. >> jimmy: good luck, man. >> good luck, man. >> jimmy: jackets on? >> i think jackets off, bro. >> jimmy: jackets off? >> yeah. >> jimmy: all right.
[ cheers ] let's do it. get ready for some pit stains, you guys. >> yeah. >> jimmy: here we go. >> all right. here we go. >> jimmy: all right. >> here we go. who's first? >> jimmy: after you. you're my guest. >> now, what's the rule here? can i do this kind of thing? ♪ >> jimmy: yeah. you can do that type of vibe. ♪ [ audience oohs ] >> jimmy: is that right? did i move my head? what is this, like taunting? >> jimmy: yeah, oops. ♪ [ cheers ] ♪ >> jimmy: i'm so mad. i'm so angry. >> it was the tossing. >> jimmy: it was the tossing. do we try to go for two? >> yeah, let's do it. >> jimmy: try to go for two? ♪
all right. come on. i got to come close, even. [ light laughter ] technically -- >> whoa, whoa, whoa! >> jimmy: i'm still on the chair! ♪ [ audience ohs ] oh my god. that was a rimmer, man. ♪ >> dude, we're horrible at this. all right. enough of this. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: the champion right there of faceketball! [ cheers and applause ] bradley cooper! "the hangover part 3" is in theaters next thursday, may 23rd! portia de rossi joins us after the break. stick around, everybody!
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: our next guest is a very talented actress who will be reprising her role on the critically acclaimed series, "arrested development." [ cheers ] which will be returning after a seven-year hiatus with 15 all-new episodes streaming on netflix starting may 26th. ladies and gentlemen, please welcome the lovely, the beautiful portia de rossi! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: portia, thank you for coming on our show. you look gorgeous. >> thank you so much. it's so fun to be here. >> jimmy: you just flew in from l.a. to do us. >> i did. >> jimmy: thank you so much. how was the flight? >> well, it's fine. except for whatever reason, i'm totally jet lagged, to be honest with you. >> jimmy: you are. >> from l.a. to new york. >> jimmy: because you didn't sleep on the plane? >> which is ridiculous.
no. look, i mean, i've traveled a lot in my life. but for whatever reason, the l.a./new york thing just really messes with me. anybody? >> jimmy: really? but you're from australia. >> no, i know. i'm from australia, so you'd think i'd be used to it. but it's just, like, waking up in the morning in l.a., sitting and then getting off here in new york and trying to go to sleep in the city that never sleeps. and i can't. >> jimmy: that's true. yeah, i guess so. >> i just can't. and then, you know, i have press all day. >> jimmy: you have to have -- they have sleeping pills. you get one of those, like -- >> well, yeah. well, actually, i did kind of pack some sleeping pills the last trip. but i put them -- i don't like taking them, usually. but i put them in, like, an advil bottle that was empty. and my mom was traveling with me last time, and she -- she took them by accident. she took them. in the morning. >> jimmy: to sleep, or -- >> no, no. she thought -- >> jimmy: she had a headache. >> she thought it was advil. i mean, they where in an advil bottle. >> jimmy: when did she take them? >> oh, like, 7:00 a.m., you know?
and, you know, we checked out of the hotel, which was great. and then, so she was, you know, with me all day long. and i'm dragging her out of the cars, and she's on the nod. and she looks like a junkie. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: like "weekend at bernie's." just dragging mom around. >> it's true. it's exactly how it was. but then she actually really gave me a huge scare. 'cause she's not a prankster. like, she's not a very funny woman. she's lovely, not funny. but she was slumped over the desk with her eyes open as a joke. so after i come back from doing something like this, i walk into my dressing room, and there is my mother slumped over looking like she's dead. and i'm crying and screaming, and she laughs. >> jimmy: mom! >> oh, my god. >> jimmy: mom, you can't do that! no, that is -- like, you can't do that. >> awful. >> jimmy: oh, i don't like practical jokes. >> i don't either. >> jimmy: i like certain ones. when you guys -- i was at a dinner. i was eating dinner in l.a. do you remember sending over a
giant plant? >> oh, yes. that was funny. that was funny. that was good. >> jimmy: we were sitting there eating dinner, and then all of a sudden, this giant fern arrived at my -- >> you started it, right? you sent something over to ellen. >> jimmy: i think i might have, yeah. >> i think you did. i think you started it, and then we -- >> jimmy: i sent food over to you guys, maybe, yeah. >> food, right. so then you get a plant. [ laughter ] it's -- >> jimmy: a giant plant. and then i think ellen was saying, like, didn't i win some award or something? >> you won an award. >> jimmy: so i had to thank -- i had to thank people. i had to hold up the giant plant. >> oh, yeah. you stood up in the restaurant. >> jimmy: that was totally ridiculous. but i was, like, that was a good joke. and how is ellen doing? is she fine? >> she's great, yeah. she's fantastic. >> jimmy: i know she went to australia. >> yeah, first time. >> jimmy: which is good. you finally got her there. >> i know. thank god. >> jimmy: did she love it? >> only took me nine years. >> jimmy: i know, right? >> she loved it. but we were only there for five days, which -- i really -- you know, it's not the best trip to take if you're only going to be there for five days. but it was so great and, you know, the people were amazing. they loved her there. >> jimmy: and you went to your school. >> i wanted to show her the school. ellen thought she'd take a camera crew. 'cause why not?
>> jimmy: yeah. >> and then she made me do this. >> jimmy: you had to get dressed up as you were when you went to that school. [ laughter ] that's really cute, actually. i think that's funny. >> it's not cute at all, jimmy. >> jimmy: oh, my god. i love it. >> i'll tell you what it is. >> jimmy: i loved it. i thought it was great. >> it's creepy. >> jimmy: oh, my god. it's not creepy at all. >> i'm 40 years old. 40 in a school uniform. >> jimmy: oh, stop it. no. 40. no. trust me. it was fine. now, look. we have to talk about "arrested development." because everyone's talking about this. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: the bluths are back. >> the bluths. we're back. >> jimmy: they're back. everybody is talking about this. in new york city alone, right across the street from us, there is a line to get your picture taken by the frozen banana stand. [ cheers ] >> isn't that great? >> jimmy: look at that line. the line goes all the way around. like, it goes down 49th street. it's -- look. like, there's a different shot here. that's the line to get up to the -- you should totally just go photobomb that. right after the show. >> at least that many people will actually watch the series. >> jimmy: oh, stop. of course they will. people are going nuts. people -- not only are they
obsessing about the series, they're still asking if you guys are going to make a movie now after this. >> i know. i've got to tell you, like, we thought that finally we just had to, you know, not answer that question anymore. but more than ever, people seem to want a movie. >> jimmy: now they want more. you're, like, dude, we didn't have any more shows. >> we gave you 15 episodes. >> jimmy: exactly. >> and now you want a movie. >> jimmy: we'll see about the movie, right? >> i hope it happens. it doesn't matter. >> jimmy: may 26th it comes out. all episodes at the same time is released. >> yes, yes. >> jimmy: you can sit and just binge watch. >> yeah, and in any order, actually. they are all kind of standalone. and depending on the order you watch them in, kind of give you a different perspective, so it's pretty cool. >> jimmy: really? >> yeah. >> jimmy: there's a little spoiler alert. i like that. i want to show everyone a clip. here's portia de rossi, david cross and ed helms -- special guest in this scene -- >> great. >> jimmy: in the new season of "arrested development." take a look at this. >> we're really doing this. >> yeah, we're going to get you in the right house. it's just the two of you? you have no children? >> we don't. >> we should be honest here.
we have no income flow. no incoming income flow. we have plenty of outgoing income. >> no savings. no credit. i mean, we had some savings, but that went to his hospital bills. but there's one thing we do have. >> work ethic. >> right. no work ethic, but there's one thing we do have. we do have a daughter. i was just on autopilot before when i said we didn't. >> i should have caught that, yeah. >> i could have spoken up, but i just wanted to see if you guys got there. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: portia de rossi! the all new season of "arrested development" starts streaming on netflix may 26th! lisa rinna and lil jon join us next! come on back, everybody! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ be positive, yet firm. we need to leave our contract plan and make the move to net10 wireless. what??? oh nice, let's just have our calls drop all the time. net10 uses the same cell towers as the top carriers, but for half of what we pay now.
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>> jimmy: welcome to the show. i got to say, first of all, you look great. >> thank you. >> jimmy: you look gorgeous. >> thank you. >> what about me? you don't like my chain? >> jimmy: i love the chain. come on. here's the thing i want -- you always look good, lil jon. but last night, i'm watching the show. i don't even get -- what? ten minutes into the show? and you guys get fired from the show. >> yeah. >> jimmy: what was -- i just didn't quite understand -- you didn't even do anything wrong. >> well, you know, jon told me that normally we do the interviews the next day. so he was, like, we're going home. so you can have a cocktail. you're fine. so i started drinking already. >> jimmy: oh, my gosh. yeah. way to go, yeah. and then -- >> then they surprised us. we got that phone call, and they said we had to go back in the board room. but remember? you said, don't worry. we're going home. we're fine. >> jimmy: they've got to switch it up. >> we sure did go home. >> we did go home. in a big way. >> jimmy: lil jon, i heard that this year, like, your fan base has grown this year. >> tremendously. >> really?
>> grandmothers, they loved me the first time i was on the show. >> jimmy: grandmas. >> grandmas. i mean, i'm the grandma favorite. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah, yeah. >> but this year it grew from just -- not just grandmas. to daughters. husbands. wives. the kids. like, entire families come up to me now and, like, we're rooting for you on the show. but i'm not on there no more, so -- [ audience aws ] >> jimmy: oh, come on. >> yeah, we were fired. >> i should have stayed. >> jimmy: but you thought -- right? you should have stayed. >> well, i think on paper, i should have been in the finals, right? i mean, think about it. >> jimmy: yeah, you did -- >> i'm not getting an applause. [ cheers ] >> jimmy: no, you should have. >> on paper, right? because i won $505,000, which was the second highest amount of money. >> jimmy: that's an insane amount of money. >> right? for st. jude? yes. [ cheers and applause ] and then i won both my tasks as project manager. and then i won seven out of the ten -- i'm sounding like marilu. >> jimmy: no. she does more than you, but yeah. >> seven out of the ten tasks i won. >> jimmy: and you also put up with busey. >> and i had busey for five weeks!
i should win for that! [ applause ] oh, my gosh. right? >> jimmy: that was honestly -- >> five weeks of busey. >> jimmy: no he was off -- off -- off his chain. >> and you had him before, and what did you say to me? >> i told you -- like, it's funny. before we started filming, everybody was, like, oh, busey's changed. he's a new person. this and that. and i'm, like, i worked with busey. give it some time. i guarantee you're going to change your mind. >> jimmy: the real busey will come out. it was like -- he went -- this time, he went off the rails. >> that mechanical dog. i mean, what do you, how do you -- >> jimmy: i don't know what -- but even though, like, he introduced you to these strangers -- like, these people you have to -- he goes, this is lisa here. she has the brain of a ball's hair. >> no. smart as a bag of hair. >> jimmy: i go, what? what do you say to that? you go, hey, thanks, buddy! what's he talking about, man? >> you know what? i just didn't react. >> jimmy: i was, like, so, you're going to punch gary busey? >> well, if i did, i would have been arrested. because don't think i didn't think about it. but they would have taken me to jail.
so, you just can't react. i mean, i have kids. >> jimmy: yeah. >> so when you have kids and you deal with, like, temper tantrums and that sort of thing, that's how i view gary busey. now, my husband loves gary busey. has worked with him. he reveres him. so i had that in my head all the time, going, but it's gary busey. don't, you know, "f" with him. be nice to him. >> jimmy: i think he has a tattoo on his lower back that says that. don't "f" with me. >> i think the quote of season was from trace about gary busey. he said pretty soon the men in black are going to come and get gary busey and take him back. >> right? that was a great moment. >> jimmy: i mean, oh, it's all good. >> weren't there some funny moments, though? >> jimmy: it was a great season. i loved it. now it's trace and penn gillette. trace adkins we love. and penn gillette we also love. they're both 8'9" tall each. >> yeah, they're both 6'6" with ponytails. like, right? >> jimmy: it's the battle of the ponytails this year, yeah. >> battle of the ponytails. >> jimmy: who is going to -- who's going to take it? >> that's why we're not in the finals. >> i say trace. i'm team trace.
[ cheers and applause ] >> i'm team penn. >> jimmy: are you team penn? >> i'm totally team penn. >> jimmy: i should have known that. >> i'm for upsets. >> look at me. i'm trying. i don't know. >> jimmy: they're throwing different types of gang signs. i don't think either one are in a gang. but, so, it's going to happen this sunday. is that when it is? >> this sunday live. yeah. >> jimmy: trump doesn't even know who's going to win. >> what do you think? i think he thinks about it -- >> jimmy: well you saw the event, right? because we didn't get to see the final vip. >> well that's coming up this week. >> yeah. we were there. we've already filmed. >> jimmy: so you kind of know -- >> all of it. >> jimmy: if we rewind your dvrs and look at your reactions, we can kind of tell who might have won. >> no. >> i think team trace won. >> no. because you have a whole -- >> i say team trace won. >> no. no, no, no, no. you have a whole two hours on sunday. and you get to see the party, and you get to see the whole thing. >> yeah, but -- >> jimmy: is it a nightmare? >> is it a nightmare? >> jimmy: yeah. one of the parties? >> well, it's one big party. >> yeah, it's one big party. >> just all together, we're all in the same room. >> now, i will say something about busey. busey gets to have a moment. busey gets to have a really -- like, he's the star of the show, busey. >> jimmy: really? >> i'm not kidding. you wait.
it's worth seeing. you're going to love it. >> jimmy: really? >> yeah, you're going to love it. it's a real full circle. >> jimmy: okay, all right. >> it is. >> jimmy: all right. full circle. i will be watching. you guys, it's the battle of -- lisa rinna and lil jon! "all-star celebrity apprentice" live finale sunday at 9:00 p.m. right here on nbc. vampire weekend performs next! come on back! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪
and on september 20th they'll play at the barclays center right here in new york. performing the song "ya hey," please welcome back to the show vampire weekend! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ oh sweet thing zion doesn't love you babylon don't love you but you love everything ♪ ♪ oh you saint america don't love you so i could never love you in spite of everything ♪
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and i can't help but think that you see the mistakes ♪ ♪ but you let it go ya hey ya hey ya hey through the fire and through the flames ♪ ♪ ya hey ya hey ya hey ya hey ya hey ya hey you won't even ♪ ♪ say your name ya hey ya hey ya hey ya hey ya hey ya hey ♪ ♪ through the heart and through the flames you won't even say your name you say i am that i am ♪ ♪ but who could ever live that way ya hey ya hey ya hey ya hey ♪ ♪ ya hey ya hey on the festival grounds as the air began to cool
and the sun went down ♪ ♪ my soul swooned as i faintly heard the sound of you spinning israelites into 19th ♪ ♪ a nervous breakdown through the fire and through the flames ya hey ya hey ♪ ♪ ya hey ya hey ya hey ya hey you won't even say your name ♪ ♪ ya hey ya hey ya hey ya hey ya hey ya hey through the fire ♪ ♪ and through the flames you won't even say your name only i am what i am but who could ever ♪ ♪ live that way through the fire and through the flames you won't even ♪ ♪ say your name only i am that i am
but who could ever live that way ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's good buddy. vampire weekend! look for the new album "modern vampires of the city" and visit latenightwithjimmyfallen.com for an exclusive bonus performance. my thanks to bradley cooper, portia de rossi, lisa rinna and lil jon! vampire weekend once again! and the greatest band in late night, the roots right there. stay tuned for "carson daly"! thank you for watching! have a great night, i'll see you tomorrow, bye-bye! thank you! [ cheers and applause ] ♪