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but the hunter is hunting and the eagle is us ♪ ♪ and we can feel feel it all yes, we can feel feel it all ♪ ♪ oh, we can feel feel it all oh, we can feel feel it all ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jay: k.t. tunstall, nice job. that was a beautiful song. thank you so much, that was great. >> thank you. >> jay: it was fantastic. i want to thank my guests, jason sudeikis, jim stacy, and k.t. tunstall. jimmy fallon coming up next! have a great weekend! [ cheers and applause ]
>> that's a great, great new york city crowd right there. welcome to "late night with jimmy fallon," everybody. you guys doing good tonight? well, welcome. welcome and thank you so much for coming and thank you for being here. we're going to have fun tonight. here's what everybody is talking about. everyone is talking about beyonce has got a new haircut. [ laughter ] beyonce has a new haircut. she looks beautiful in anything. >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: she would look beautiful bald. yeah, she has a new hair cut. she has hair. short, short hair. it's blond. do we have a photo of it? look at that. [ audience woo ] it's gorgeous. i think she looks beautiful. she always does. but her fans seem to be divided over this. yeah, some and say it's weird and unflattering. and well, others have lives. [ laughter ] it's a haircut. [ cheers and applause ] it's a haircut. big deal. who cares?
movie buffs out there will be very excited about this. they just discovered an orson welles film from 1938 that no one knew existed. that's pretty cray. and get this, the title of the film is "too much johnson." [ laughter and applause ] you've seen it? [ laughter ] but "too much johnson." if you want to find out more about it, take my advice. do not google that title. [ laughter ] especially at work. you will get fired. well that's right, the movie is called, "too much johnson." when he heard that, anthony weiner said great, now what am i going to call my memoirs? [ laughter and applause ] "i already texted it to ten publishers." [ applause ] speaking of anthony weiner. [ laughter ] another candidate for mayor of new york city, george mcdonald is running against weiner and earlier this week they had a
confrontation with him yelling, "don't touch me" at weiner. [ laughter ] "don't touch me." yeah. it got pretty heated. mcdonald even went on "inside edition" to talk about this. check it out. >> what happened before that that you got in his face? >> he had actually came up from behind me and hit me in the chest. here, let me show you. like that. from behind. >> jimmy: not good. [ laughter ] you never want weiner coming from behind. [ laughter and applause ] the one lesson i learned. [ cheers and applause ] i've been here on this show for 84 years. here's some more local news. this is not good. new york city's department of education says that only 26% of the city students passed the english portion on a recent standardized test. but on the bright side they are too bad at math to realize how bad that is. [ laughter and applause ] so they're in a good mood.
they're like, "26? fantastic!" >> steve: yeah! >> jimmy: i just -- this is a crazy story here. i just read about a woman in michigan who just gave birth to her 12th son after trying one last time to have a daughter. 12 sons, no daughters. talk about, "too much johnson." [ laughter ] i saw that lebron james of the miami heat had to report for jury duty today. of course he will be there with 11 other jurors to decide the case. but you know he will wind up doing it all by himself. [ laughter ] hey, listen to this. after "the washington post" and "the boston globe" were both sold this week, the owner of "the new york times" came out and said that -- his paper is not for sale. [ applause ] oh, yeah? then how come i just bought one at the news stand? [ laughter and applause ] nice try, jackass! got one this morning! [ applause ] gillette is in the news.
i love gillette. i like a good clean shave. do you shave, higgs? >> steve: i love shaving. shaving all the time. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah. no, i do. do you have a mach 3? what do you got? >> steve: i got that vibrating one. you know, the -- [ buzzing ] >> jimmy: that's not a razor. [ laughter ] >> steve: oh, you meant for my face? >> jimmy: your face, yeah. >> steve: oh, no i thought -- [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah. i like -- gillette said sales of razors dropped in the last few years because facial hair is becoming more acceptable in the workplace. that's what they're saying. it makes sense when you see the staff photo of america's most successful company. [ applause ] yeah, that makes sense. those guys know how to do it. you guys heard of a new mtv show? this new show that mtv, they are launching this and supposedly they are making a new reality show that's just about virgins. yeah, we actually have one of the cast members here tonight. take a look. where are they? yeah?
where are they? wait, huh? [ laughter and applause ] >> steve: wow! this is weird. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i don't believe that. if you guys like spicy foods, you want to pay attention to this. there's some new research that says that people who like spicy foods are more likely to take risks. you know, like sitting on a public toilet. [ laughter and applause ] had no choice. very spicy. >> steve: very spicy. >> jimmy: very. and finally, i love this video. i saw this video online today. it's a very pretty woman in san diego. she's driving a car. i think it's called, like, an auto cross? you know what that means? it's, like, you drive in racecars, i guess. anyways, there's a racecar driver, she's in the passenger seat. this guy was going really fast and they have the camera on her
face the whole time and she had some pretty interesting expressions. check this out. [ car driving ] [ laughter ] she went from being a beautiful woman, to looking like one of the simpsons. [ cheers and applause ] we have a great show tonight. give it up for the roots! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: we have a fantastic show tonight! he is a future hall of famer. he's the captain of the new york yankees. my favorite, derek jeter is here tonight! [ cheers and applause ] number two!
>> steve: he's the man! >> jimmy: jeter is the man. he's my favorite baseball player in the history of the game. >> steve: me too. >> jimmy: i love him! is it yours too? >> steve: yeah, 'cause i don't know that much about baseball, but i know derek jeter. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i know a lot about baseball and he is by far, bar none. >> steve: he's a gentleman. he's like an old timey 1940s ball player. >> jimmy: yeah. >> steve: just somebody to look up to. he's great. >> jimmy: he's great -- i got to know him from "saturday night live" things like that. and he does all sorts of charity stuff. but, as a player he's unbelievable. he's the best. i mean, i just love the guy. he's so good. hardworking. i have to tell a quick jeter story before he comes out. i don't know if he remembers this. he did "snl" and we were friends and he goes, "you want to hang out?" he only asked me once. and i go, "yeah." [ laughter ] "i will hang out with you. sure, man." he goes we are going to go to this club. i never go to clubs. i don't know what he's talking about. i go, "great." i go to this club and you sit down. and basically what happens in a club is you sit down in the booth and you get bottles of
liquor. vodka and whatever and other stuff to mix it with. so you make your own drinks. i don't get it, but whatever. [ laughter ] you do all the work. anyways so, i go okay, whatever. you get a bottle of this. so he goes, "all right, i'm going to the bathroom. i'll be right back." and he's there with a couple friends and this waitress comes over and said "i'm sorry, i am going to need a credit card for this table." so, i'm on "saturday night live" you know. i go, "sure, i'll give you a credit card." and all his friends, it was like slow motion. [ slow motion voice ] "no!" [ laughter ] he makes yankee money! you make "saturday night live"! don't do it! i got it, mister big spender. anyway so, i'm there an hour and you just basically sit in the booth. and you listen to loud music and just make your own drinks. [ laughter ] that's what it's like. but, you're hanging with jeter and he's fun and -- so i'm sitting there, and after like an hour and a half, i go, "all right man. i'm out of here. i'm gonna split, but i'll take
care of what we did so far." so i got the bill, right? and it's like my first, second season on "snl." you make good money, but not -- i mean, yeah, anyway. [ laughter ] i get the bill and the bill was like $2,500. [ audience ohs ] and i was sitting there, trying to be cool and i'm like -- [ groaning ] signing this thing. i'm, like, "did i break something?" [ laughter ] did somebody break a table? is the table broken? what did we order? i'm like, "i'll have two amstel lights, a month's rent for that guy." [ laughter ] and now i have to tip on top of it. because, you don't want to be a cheap tipper cause the server was great and you don't want to end up in the new york post like "mr. cheapskate." [ laughter ] >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: and i'm just, all i could think of was my mom and dad going, "you spent $3,000 on booze in one night?" [ laughter ] he's such a generous guy and all that stuff, but i never told him the story because i was too embarrassed. and i walked out, i'm like, "oh, cool man, take it easy." and i went, and i almost cried in the street. [ laughter ] this is insane. >> steve: the next day he came in shaking.
[ applause ] >> jimmy: shaking, yeah. he's the best, best, nicest guy in the world. but, gosh i've been to how many yankee games now. and i've seen him break records and do all this stuff. i'm just so happy for him. every time i see him, he's just the greatest guy. he makes you feel positive about baseball and it's fun and that's what an athlete is. i just love the guy so much. anyway, derek jeter is here tonight. [ cheers and applause ] love that guy. great family too. also, she is great. this new comedy, this is a comedy called "we're the millers" it's out, out this weekend? when is it? oh, it came out already. it came out on wednesday, yeah. so, it came out wednesday for this weekend. it's so funny. you've got to see this movie. it's raunchy. but it's like "vacation" meets "the hangover." and it's really funny and she is amazing in it. emma roberts is dropping by! >> steve: oh! [ cheers and applause ] and we got a song from country music superstar, jake owen! oh, my goodness! [ cheers and applause ] he knows how to do it.
the ladies love him. jake owen. you guys, it's time for "late night hashtags," here we go. ♪ hashtags hashtags hashtags hashtags hashtags ♪ >> jimmy: you guys are on twitter, aren't you? [ applause ] twitter's fun. if you're at home, we use twitter on our show every single week. so if you watch our show and you want to play along with this game that we do. we do this thing every wednesday night. i send out a hashtag and we ask you guys to tweet out things based on that topic. so because the powerball got up to $425 million this week -- >> steve: wow. >> jimmy: i went on -- that's like, one night going out with derek jeter. [ laughter ] i went on twitter and i started a hashtag called "ifiwonthepowerball." and i asked you guys to tweet out something funny or weird that you would do if you won the powerball. we got thousands of tweets. in fact, within 20 minutes, it was trending topic in the u.s. so thanks for those tweets. it's pretty fun. [ cheers and applause ]
so, now i thought i'd share some of my favorite "ifiwonthepowerball" tweets from you guys. here we go. this first one is from @ohheyitsgeiger. that's his name, yeah. [ laughter ] if he won the powerball he says, i'd pay christopher walkin to record a lady gaga cover album. [ christopher walken voice ] can't read my poker face. can't read my -- can't read. [ laughter ] this next one is from @missemilyann11. she says, i would hire someone to take a small bite of chocolate chip cookies to make sure they were not raisin cookies in disguise. can't be too careful with that. [ laughter ] you bite into it. oatmeal! this one's from @hayleybritt. she says, i would pay morgan freeman to narrate my life. "haley woke up at noon today. she's thinking about making a sandwich." [ laughter ] i think that's fun.
he's the best voice. this one is from @arseneaujim. he says -- i would buy all of mc hammer's stuff and touch it all. [ laughter and applause ] crossing a line, buddy. watch it. >> steve: can't touch that. >> jimmy: that's the property of stanley burrell. this is from @shannongeary. she says, i would pay to design windshield wipers that don't miss that little triangle at the bottom of the window. [ laughter ] she'd probably get richer off of that one. this is from @feltnapkinhat. [ laughter ] >> steve: felt napkin hat? >> jimmy: yeah. >> steve: all right. >> jimmy: she says i would start every transaction by lowering my voice to a whisper, and saying, [ whispering ] "i've recently come into some money." [ laughter ] this one's from @mindymaggrah she says, i would buy every single pair of pants.
everybody who wants to go pants shopping would be like what? [ laughter ] >> steve: that's -- dream big! >> jimmy: i don't know, dream big. this last one is from @beder1921. he says, i'd fix up my car's horn so it goes "move, bitch. get out the way." there you go. [ laughter and applause ] that's what the horn would do. those are tonight's "late night hashtags." to check out more of our favorites, go to latenightwithjimmyfallon.com/ hashtags. we'll be right back with more "late night," everybody. come on back. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ google, what is glossophobia? glossophobia, is the fear of public speaking. ♪ ♪ the only thing we have to fear is... fear itself. ♪
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: our first guest is a 13-time major league baseball all-star. a five-time world series champion with your new york yankees and the man behind the turn 2 foundation, one of the nation's best youth leadership programs. welcome to the show, a legend, here's the captain, derek jeter! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: that's what i'm
talking about. that's what i'm talking about. my man, derek jeter. good to see you, buddy. >> good to see you, jimmy. >> jimmy: we love you, buddy. thank you for stopping by. >> i remember that story. that story you told? i remember. >> jimmy: you do remember that? >> i do remember that. >> jimmy: i was only there for like an hour. >> i think it was a little more than that, too. >> jimmy: was it? i'm sorry about that. >> that's why i left. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: derek never came back. yeah, i'm going to go to the bathroom. you split. dude, let's talk about -- let's get ready to talk about the yankees. do we have a shot? what's going on? >> we have a shot. you know, we always have a shot. there is -- i believe there is about 50 games left. i have no idea. because i've only played in three or four of them. so we've got about 50 games -- >> jimmy: you are back on the d.l. again? >> i am. yeah, but i hope to be off soon. >> jimmy: what a crazy year for you. >> this has been the most bizarre year of my career. you know, i've missed more games to injury this season than probably the previous 20 combined. so it's some bad luck. [ talking over each other ] >> jimmy: what about now? >> the calf. >> jimmy: the calf. >> the calf. yeah.
>> jimmy: you are raising calves. getting into the beef business. >> running around. i'm running out of checks. >> jimmy: smart man, yeah, exactly. the calf muscle now. because i remember you came back and of course, it was so exciting to watch what derek jeter does the first time he comes back. and the first pitch you smack a home run. [ cheers and applause ] unbelievable! who are you? >> that was the second time i came back. you know, i broke my ankle in the playoffs last year. and came back from that and broke it again. finally came back and broke my quad. >> jimmy: yeah. >> came back again and pulled my calf. >> jimmy: so many come backs. you're like jay z. [ laughter ] you keep coming back. then the whole scandal going around with the performance enhancing drugs and the baseball system and a-rod is on the cover of papers. it has to be distracting. it's gotta be crazy. >> sort of like that p.z. scandal you had on "snl" a few years back. >> jimmy: i did have -- yeah. [ light laughter ]
i was on some type of -- i was a lot of stuff during "snl." yeah, we don't want to talk about those years. yeah, they were awful. >> yeah, it's unfortunate. you know, listen, you hate to hear the negative light's been shed on major league baseball. but it's been a part of the game. we're trying to get it out of the game and hopefully we don't have to hear about this for much longer. >> jimmy: i mean, what do we do? they gotta get people to stop fooling around with these guys. >> well, i mean, i think they are doing it. >> jimmy: yeah, they are. >> and more guys are getting caught and they're paying the price for it. so, it's an unfortunate part of society. everyone tries to get an edge, but you learn from mistakes and you move on. [ applause ] >> jimmy: yeah. now, during your -- during your downtime, you do so much charity stuff. i did one thing with you with the turn 2 foundation. why are you laughing? >> i'm thinking of stories. >> jimmy: that was the greatest i love these stories. i was very good. i was very well behaved, i think. >> you remember these stories? he got me with that story previously. do you remember? i have this foundation. turn 2 foundation for the
prevention of drug and alcohol abuse for kids. we have a golf tournament down in florida ever year. i don't play golf, but i have a golf tournament. i don't know how that really -- [ light laughter ] jimmy doesn't play either. so jimmy came down for the golf tournament. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: i try to play. >> and at the end of every tournament, this is years ago. >> jimmy: yeah. >> this is before you were married and you have a baby now. congratulations. [ cheers and applause ] i had this party the last night. so it's a fun party. it's for the celebrities, and jimmy -- yeah, you remember. >> jimmy: i think so. i had a great time. [ laughter ] >> it was a good time at the party. in the morning, no one could find jimmy. he has to take his flight. we have cars to get jimmy to go take his flight. so no one can find him. from what i hear -- correct me if i'm wrong, you were found in the fetal position in the hotel room and you were woken up by your mother. [ laughter ] right? that's a true story.
am i right? [ applause ] so, the next morning jimmy is seen running through the hard rock hotel, because that's where our tournament is, that's our host hotel. and he is running through the hotel holding a guitar, because that's the gift we got from the hard rock. and it's a bad reference. but did you ever see that old o.j. simpson hertz commercial? when he's running through the airport? >> jimmy: i was running through -- jumping over luggage. -- at the time. [ laughter ] -- holding the guitar. >> there you go, there you go. >> jimmy: that's right. and my mom did call the hotel and said, "you gotta wake my son up." >> it's all for charity. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: it's for charity. you know what happened, this is the weirdest story. do you remember this? it was -- you have a bunch of celebrities at your tournament. >> i don't remember. >> jimmy: all right, i've got to tell you this story. it's a crazy story. so it was like, morgan freeman is there, bunch of -- and james blake and michael jordan is there at this thing. and so, he went out to -- it was at your party. it was a party and michael jordan, i see him. i never met michael jordan. right and he's standing there. he's next to you and you guys
are talking, so i go up. and you say, "jimmy, do you know michael?" i go, "oh, hey, michael, how is it going?" and i went to give him a kiss on the cheek. [ light laughter ] i know, right? i don't know why. but he went to give me a kiss on the cheek, the other side. but we came together kissed on the lips. [ laughter ] it was the weirdest thing. and you stand there and he goes, "don't worry about it. just get out of here. just get out of here. don't worry about it. just get out of here." and i wanted to chug like 100 beers after that. [ laughter ] i was so embarrassed. that was the only time that michael jordan was -- [ talking over each other ] >> and you got married shortly there ever. >> jimmy: i did, yeah. [ laughter ] i got my stuff together, absolutely. well, you've -- with "snl," would you ever host "saturday night live" again? because you were a fantastic host. >> well, thank you. that was a long time ago. [ cheers ] that was 12 years ago. almost 13 years ago. >> jimmy: 13 years ago. >> it was 2001. and i just remember because it's
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome back, everybody. we are here with yankees shortstop and captain, derek jeter! right now! [ cheers and applause ] we love you. i love you. i go to a lot of games and i see you there and it's so exciting. you -- obviously you are my favorite player. one of my favorite things is, first of all, you come out -- is it bob shepherd? >> uh huh. that's bob sheppard. >> jimmy: who's passed on. >> he passed away. >> jimmy: he passed away, but you still use his voice to intro you to come up to the batters box. >> i do. i had the idea a few years before he passed away when we were in the old stadium. i said, whenever i come to bat at yankee stadium i want to have bob sheppard's voice. i don't know how long he's gonna -- how much longer he's gonna be doing this.
and they recorded it and then when he passed away they continued to use it. >> jimmy: it's unbelievable. and it's touching and it's cool and i love it. [ applause ] he's amazing. and then -- but then you walked out to whatever music you choose. people choose different music. some have country songs, some people -- you do jay z now and then. like -- who do you come out to? >> well, this year since i only played what, two games? i had used eminem's "square dance." because at the beginning he's like, people it feels so good to be back, but i'm tired of coming back. [ laughter ] i might have to switch it up. >> jimmy: all right, so look, the roots and i have come up with options for walk out music. >> okay. >> jimmy: would you like to hear them? >> i would. [ applause ] >> jimmy: all right, good. this'll be fun. i think this'll be good. here's a bat. >> okay. >> jimmy: now you will go out and we have the home plate set up here -- >> okay. >> jimmy: -- just like the major leagues. [ laughter ] now, what we are going to do is in a second you will walk behind the curtain like the on deck circle.
when you hear the yankees announcer bob sheppard call your name, walk out like you are about to hit. and we'll play your new song. >> okay, i'm serious now when i come up. >> jimmy: yeah. [ laughter ] i know, cool. [ applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: all right, this is good. all right, here we go. all right, take it away, bob sheppard! >> at shortstop. number 2, derek jeter! number 2. [ applause ] ♪ he's derek jeter and he finally here ♪ ♪ he's gonna take his team all the way this year ♪ ♪ derek jeter hit that ball ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: deal? you got it? >> it was all right. i don't know if i can use it. but it was all right. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: all right, we have other options. we have other options. let's try option number two. >> all right, let's do it.
>> jimmy: let's rough it up a little bit. bob sheppard, please. >> at shortstop, number 2, derek jeter. number 2. ♪ ♪ derek jeter ♪ homerun ♪ jumbotron ♪ oh my god [ shouting ] ♪ yeah [ cheers and applause ] [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i'm okay. >> you may have popped a blood vessel right there. [ laughter ] that's not really my genre. one more. >> jimmy: one more try. maybe the roots will help me. tough guy to please. [ laughter ]
we gave him two decent options there. all right, roots, help me out with this one okay? bob shepherd, please. >> at shortstop, number 2, derek jeter. number 2. ♪ yeah ♪ yeah ♪ champion athletic major league hitter ♪ ♪ new york yankee the all time career leader ♪ ♪ statistically he's at the top of the numeric leader ♪ ♪ the shortstop of the century mr. derek jeter ♪ ♪ this heavy hitter's every bit a world class player ♪ ♪ he's actually big apple's honorary mayor ♪ ♪ so when he step on the field make it very clear ♪ ♪ you're dealing with someone who's legendary everywhere ♪ ♪ jeter ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's all it needs! >> that's a good one right there. >> jimmy: that's a good one right there! we got it! our thanks to the captain! derek jeter right there! [ cheers and applause ]
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: our next guest is a lovely and talented actress who stars opposite jennifer aniston and jason sudeikis in the new comedy, "we're the millers" which in theaters right now. it came out wednesday, actually. thank you, instead of this weekend. please welcome emma roberts, everybody! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: emma roberts, welcome back to our show, my friend. >> hi. thank you. >> jimmy: i was telling you backstage you said that you watch our show and you are actually learning stuff from us on our show. >> i am. >> jimmy: what does that mean? >> well, first i have to say,
something that i'm obsessed with. winnie rose, congratulations. >> jimmy: oh, thank you. [ cheers and applause ] >> i love it. >> jimmy: thank you. >> i love her name. and another thing that i'm obsessed with that i learned from your show, is cronuts. >> jimmy: oh, yeah. >> okay, i haven't had one because today, i went to the bakery to get a cronut. and i was like, "oh, my god, there's no line." and i walk in and they were like, "um, the line is actually down the block." so i walked out and went to the end of line, i waited and waited and then they were like, "sorry, there's no more cronuts." >> jimmy: they were out of cronuts. >> they were out of cronuts! >> jimmy: that's the way they play. they don't fool around. >> it's serious business over there. >> jimmy: you guys know about cronuts? >> audience: yeah. >> jimmy: they are like these donuts and croissants mixed together. they make it at the dominique ansel. >> yeah. >> jimmy: it's that bakery. it's donuts and a croissant. and then they squeeze cream inside the croissant layers, but it's in the shape of a donut. >> i was looking at it on the internet all day and then when i didn't get one, i was really upset. >> jimmy: it's the best thing. well, you should be upset. it is the best thing in the whole wide world.
the line goes all the way around the block. >> no, literally, i was like, "there's no line." and they literally point down the block. and i was like, "oh, sorry about that." >> jimmy: yeah, they go around the block. here's what's cool about you coming on the show. we called dominique ansel, who is a friend of the show. pal, here is a cronut. [ drum roll ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] that's it! >> so you got the last cronut? >> jimmy: i got the last one. >> that's why you couldn't get it. >> that's why i got turned away. because that's the last cronut. >> jimmy: we got the last one. would you like to try it on television? >> yes. >> jimmy: go for it. you are going to freak out. just take a bite. i won't watch you. it'd be weird. yeah. so, do you want me to feed it to you? >> let's see. ♪ >> jimmy: chewy. crunchy. >> it's the best thing ever. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] it's really the best thing ever. >> jimmy: and we heard that your mom wanted to get one, too. >> my mom is gonna be watching this in shock that i got a cronut. >> jimmy: we have for your mother that you can take with
you. >> oh, my gosh! she's going to be so happy! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: but you turned 21 this past year. congratulations. happy birthday. >> thank you. [ cheers and applause ] thank you. >> jimmy: but -- but, it was not fun for you at all. what happened? >> no. i actually well, i turned 22 this year which was better. 21, i was in syracuse filming a movie and i was so sick with strep throat. so, on my actual birthday i literally couldn't speak. but i thought, "okay, i'm 21 and i have to go and buy a drink." so i went with some people from the movie and i bought someone a drink and i was like "i'll have a beer." you know, literally handed it to me and didn't even card me or look at me. i was like, "do you want to see my id? this is the only reason --" >> jimmy: hello! i might be underage. >> they were like, "if you want to show it to me." so i like pull it out, and they're like, "okay." it was the biggest let down. i went to bed. and the next day on my real birthday, i woke up, couldn't speak and had to go to the hospital because i was so sick.
and so, i took a picture in the hospital bed and sent it to all my friends, saying like, "21st birthday rager." [ laughter ] and they were like, "oh, my god, what did you do?" i was like, "strep throat." >> jimmy: i actually just spent the night in the hospital. i want to you celebrate your 21st birthday the way you should have celebrated. so we're gonna have a ten-second birthday party for you right now. [ drum roll ] >> that sounds like the best thing ever. >> jimmy: yeah. [ cheers and applause ] we have a couple of shots. we have a couple shots. we have birthday hats. do we have -- here is a candle. >> this is bigger than my whole head. >> jimmy: i will put it in your cronut. i know. it's jimmy fallon's head. it fit my big irish head perfectly. now, make a wish and we will do a shot. i think those are kamikazes. we will dance and then we'll take selfies. >> oh, i love selfies. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: all right, ready? [ drum roll ] blow out the candle first. >> oh, wait, i have to make a wish! >> jimmy: make a wish. ready? [ drum roll ]
[ cheers and applause ] all right, good. you made a wish. happy 21st birthday! ♪ >> happy 21st birthday to me! ♪ ♪ happy birthday to you happy birthday to you ♪ ♪ so make a wish and blow out the candles and open a present or two ♪ ♪ happy birthday to you happy birthday to you ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> oh, the one's stuck. >> jimmy: happy, happy, happy, happy birthday. >> happy, and now it's stuck on my earring. not so happy. >> jimmy: leave it, it's so funny. that's the coolest earring ever. >> i'm going to go to the hospital again on my fake 21st birthday. >> jimmy: oh, my god. what is wrong with you? seriously? come on and you spaz. emma, all right, let's talk about the movie "we're the millers." i loved this. you are great in it. >> thank you. >> jimmy: congrats on this. >> thank you so much. >> jimmy: jennifer aniston and jason sudeikis. who's the kid who plays your brother in the movie? >> will poulter. >> jimmy: gosh, that guy's hilarious. you were hilarious, too. >> thank you. >> jimmy: you hit a home run with this one. i loved it so much. >> thank you. >> jimmy: basically, you have to pretend to be a family. you are four strangers, you pretend to be a family to go
across the border and smuggle drugs to come back from mexico. >> yeah. >> jimmy: yeah, very good. it's super duper funny, you guys. if you like "vacation" and "the hangover." it's that type of movie. go see it this weekend. it's super funny. here's a clip, emma roberts in "we're the millers." take a look at this. >> i don't get it. what's in it for me? >> well, i'm thinking, maybe a roof over your head. some actual hot food. that would be good enough. >> i'm thinking $1,000. >> fine, $1,000. but that's it. >> great. and if we get caught i will say you drugged and kidnapped me. cool? >> yeah, that's cool. yeah, that's fine. but that's it. kenny, meet your new sister. >> this is great. i've always wanted a sister. >> get it off me. >> hey, come on. >> get it off! get off! >> let go. come on. we have to get you cleaned up. >> what's wrong with you? >> don't say that. >> i didn't mean to make the girl uncomfortable. >> jimmy: emma roberts, "we're the millers" is in theaters right now. go see it. jake owen performs next.
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>> jimmy: our next guest made his tv debut with us last year. and since then he's scored four number one hits on the billboard country charts. you're welcome. [ cheers and applause ] tonight he is here to premiere "days of gold." this is the lead single from his album of the same name which will be released on december 3rd. please become back to our show, we love him, jake owen, everybody! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ long truck bed hop in it
fire engine red like her lipstick ♪ ♪ out here we can let it go yeah just me and my good friends ♪ ♪ jug of wine little sip out here baby you just never know ♪ ♪ yeah, these are the days of gold ♪ ♪ well it's a southern summer with whiskeys in the air ♪ ♪ dogs on the burner beers ice cold and got a pretty little lady to hold ♪ ♪ southern summer and that sun shining down like daddy's silver dollar gotta hop on the ♪ ♪ old dirt road these are the days of gold ♪ ♪ ♪ hey hey hey ♪ ♪ a little july sky so high moon-shine by the riverside ♪ ♪ stealing hearts and running wild yeah our own little world tennessee boys and girls ♪ ♪ running free out here
it's good times for miles yeah, these are the days of gold ♪ ♪ well it's a southern summer with whiskeys in the air ♪ ♪ dogs on the burner beers ice cold and got a pretty little lady to hold ♪ ♪ southern summer and that sun shining down like daddy's silver dollar ♪ ♪ gotta hop on the old dirt road these are the days of gold ♪ >> come on! ♪ ♪ ♪ a little bit of you
a little bit of me what you wanna do honey what's it's gonna be ♪ ♪ we can get wild we can live free or you can shake it ♪ ♪ for me honey like a tamborine slice of watermelon and you spit the seeds ♪ ♪ sweat on your back stickin' to the seats we can take off and beat the heat ♪ ♪ i'll be buzzing on you honey like a bumble bee ♪ ♪ yeah it's a southern summer with whiskeys in the air ♪ ♪ dogs on the burner beers ice cold and got a pretty little lady to hold ♪ ♪ southern summer and that sun shining down like daddy's silver dollar ♪ ♪ gotta hop on the old dirt road these are the days of gold ♪ ♪ ♪ hey hey hey hey ♪ ♪ hey hey hey ♪ ♪
[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: our thanks to derek jeter, emma roberts, jake owen! [ cheers and applause ] and the greatest band in late night, the roots, everybody! stay tuned for "carson daly." thank you for watching, have a great night. hope to see you tomorrow. thank you! [ cheers and applause ] ♪