to your earphones you're just a white boy lost ithe blues ♪ [ cheers and appuse ] >> jay: you guys. ni job, lyle. nice job, guys. good work. thank you. thank you. hey, john, thank you, man. thank you, gs. thank you, tha you. i nt to thank my guests -- casey affleck, kelly clarkson, of course, le lovett. tomorrow night, matt lauer will be here. "jimmy fallon" happeng now. jimmy! [ chrs and applause ] ♪

>> sve: from studio 6a in rockefeller cente the national broadcaing compy presents -- tonight's guests are -- an as always, the lendary roots crew. and here he is -- jimmy faon! [ cheers and appuse ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ]

>> jimmygood to see you, buddy. welcome to "late nig," evybody! you guys feeli good? [ cheers and alause ] happy monday. welcome, welme, welcome. weave a great show tonht as always. it's really, really fun. but thanyou for being here. i appreciate it. let's talk about what's ing on in the news. big news for fans of "du dynasty." cheers ] love that show. a great show. well, the cast of "duck dynasty" is now selling tir own brand of we at walmart. [ lahter ] r just $10. the great part is if you drink five bottles, you start to understand what ey are saying "duck dynasty." oh yeah, i get i [ applause ] that's right. "duck dynasty," cheap booze and walmart. or as rednecks call that, the trifecta. [ laughter ]

ll, our pal miley cyrus is in the news again. [ laughter ] last night mey was on stage at the mtv europe music awards and apparently lit ua joint. [ audienceohs ] of course, mt people were, like, well, at least she kept her ngue in her mouth. [ laughter a applause ] you cat make all the rules ju let her be free and do sothing. d you see this again our pal, biden. i love him. it's -- this is a crazy coincidence. i saw that on fridayjoe biden took aamtrak train to delare anwound up sitting nexto whoopi goldberg. they just ran intoer on the train. he h a photo. look at this. yeah. isn't thatrazy? biden said "what is it like making million of americans laugh every day?" d whoopi said, "i was going to ask you the same question." [ cheers andpplause ] oh, n, what a day for foball on sunday. i want to sacongrats to the new york giants, who got their third straight win yesterday

after beating the iders. it's aood game. it goes to show you if you work hard and really believe in yoself, eventually youl play a team that's even worse than u. [ chrs and applause ] eventually, it all works out. i don't know how i feel out this. but ere is a new website that charges peoplehousands of dollars to meet their favori celebritie yeah. there's lot of different options. you can pay to have luncwith mike tyson. you can hang out with shakira. or you can ride on aamtrak train with whoopi goldberg. [ laughter ] any one of those. [ applse ] well, here's some business news. this week that marks the 30th anniversary of microsoft windows. [ cheers and applause ] pretty big deal. in fact. >> did somebody say microsof hi, i'm clippy. how can i bef assistance? [ eers and applause ]

>> jimmy: clippy the paperip. i haven't seen you i15 years. >> yeah, a you and everyone else. i'll tell you who neveleft my de though. my best friend, jack daniels. >> jimmy: that doesn't sound too good there. >> dude, i'm an unemployed paperclip. i goa do what i gotta doo get through the day. >> jimmy: well, whatave you en up to? >> i'vbeen spending most of thday getting pretty hmered and xting billy gates. want to know how that mas me feel? depresd, embarrassed, pathetic. all of thebove. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: listen, clippy -- >> if you essed all of the above, you're right. here's another fun fact about my current li. this morng i dropped an egg the kitchen floor and i went ahead and ate it off the floor. it wn't even cooked. >> jim: okay, all right. well, thanyou very much, clippy. >> you're my only friend, jiy. text me if you want to go out later. >> jimmy: i'm not going out later, but thankou again for stopping by clippy. >> ah, whatever, i'm gng to go smoke a joint th miley cyrus. >> jimmy: get out ofere! clippy the paper clip. [ applause ]

>> sve: come on! give it up for clippy! >> jimmy: congratulationto microsoft. oh, boy. hey, some more big ns over re. over the weekend, veneela's gabriella sler was crowned the new miss uverse. so we did it again, rth. we dominated the miss universe [ cheers and applause ] earth,arth, earth, earth, earth! eah, earth, earth, ear, earth! yeah, we won miss universe. thank you, venezuela. i just heard about this. a loof couples are planning on getting rried tomorrow. because -- you know why? that's right. thdate will be 11/12/13. couples say they like 11/12/13 because it is a unique te that will never happen again. in a relat story, that's literally how every date works. today is the last november 1h, 2013.

today is it. it will never happen again. let's all get married! let's all get maied! let's dohis. [ cheers a applause ] is clippy stilaround? let's get clippy. yeah. of coue, the guests will remember their wedding because the couple me them come to a wedding on a tuesday. [ ughter ] they'll appreciate that. i just rd this story here. it is about a professor at rutgers university who is teaching a cla about bruce springsteen. [ cheers ] that's cool. t it is a little wei when he starts out every lecture with one, two, three, four! welcome, everybo. pleasepen your textbooks t page 75. [ laughter ] where we left f. [ applause ] ♪ no, i don't know what to do. [ ughter ] that's how he walks . ju give me a beat. one, two.

one, t, three, four! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] a one man show. i do a one-manruce springsteen show. >> steve: of off, off, off broadway. >> jimmy: it's called "off oadway." steve: it's called "nebraska." it's just the "nebska" album. >> jimmy: ye, it's just the "nebraska album." it's the electriguitar version of the "nebraskaalbum. really awful it's really bad. no ticketsold. [ laughter ] unfounately. hey, listen to this. poli in california are n looking for thievewho recently stole $400,000 worth of lnuts from a farm. [ laughter ] stole walnuts. i hope they don't get caught because as sooas they're in jail, their cell mates are gna be, li, "so, i heard you like to granuts."

>> stevei can't. i'm not going say nothing. >> jimmy: don'say anything. don't! just d't. >> steve: that guy got the sht. ♪ [ applause ] >> jimmy: you were tling me, right? >> steve: yes. >> jmy: when you have nu on the wall. >> steve: yes, wnuts. [ laught ] nuts on yourhest. estnuts. >> jimmy: chesuts, yeah. [ laughter ] >>teve: i got another e. >> jimmy: i can't remember it either you'll just have to google that one, guys. don't do it at work. actually police aren't sure who the thies are but they suspect this is the main culpr. ♪

>> jimmyoldie but a goodie. this is kindf scary. a team of scientists from cornell made news recentlyor creating a robot thacan hold a knife. or arobots will tell their grandkids, that's when the revolution began. [ applause ] we started do old weapons. and finally, new study found o most extra virn olive oil ist really extra virgi then popeye said tell me abo it. we have a great show tonht. give it upor the roots. ♪ [ cheers and applae ] >> jimmy: hey, everybody. welcome, wcome, welcome. i do want to say to all our veterans out there, thank you so much for all the work.

happy veterans d. [ cheers and applause ] thank you for everything you do. and for ose who are not with us, we resct you as well. a iend of mine from thair force gave me a military coin. do you know what those things are? >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: those are cool. do you guys know what th are? they're these coins that apparently if u're in a bar with other people that are i the serve -- challenge coin, yeah. thk you, sir. [ ughter ] my stepdad is here. sorry, scott. you say i got a challee coin. you throw the coin down. whoever can beat your coin, if anyone can beat yo coin, you buy them a drink, right? if they can't at your coin, they b you a drink. >> yes. [ laughter ] >> steve: let meet this straight. jimmy: the biggest convsation me and my stepdad has ever had. that is correct. don'make me take my belt off.

[ laughter ] look at th coin. isn't that aice one? [ audience os ] and 's -- [ laughter ] it's got a hole rough it. >> steve: oh, my gosh. >> jimmyit's nice, right? i also got one from the secr service. [ audience oohs ] yeah, ause i was at the white use, so yeah. >> steve: get out of here! >> jimmy: no, i'm kidding. thank you, sir, for clearing that up for me. anyways, so if you see mout later onif i have these -- actually, if i see aeteran out at a b, i'm going to buy h a drink. you got to buy him a drink, anyway. buy a veteran a drk. [ applause ] tonight, if you're at a bar watching this right now, if anyone knows aeteran, buy them a drink and thank him for what they've done for us. [ cheers and applause ] i want tthank my buddies back home. well, it's monday. we're happy to bback. we've gosome big shows comin upor you guys. mariah carey's gon be here. ice-t, damian lewi tom selleck bringing his mustac here. cheers ]

we're going to demo the new ps4 on wedsday. [ audience oohs ] playstation 4. and we g music from capital cities, thomas rhett, sheryl croand johnny marr. i cannot waifor those guys. [ cheers and appuse ] gonna beun. but tonight is a show above all shows. he's a comedy legend, he'sne of my favorites. he is bringing his one-man show, "700 sundays," back to broadway. this show is phenomenal. it's a limed run, so get tickets if you can. it is so awesome. i'll talto him about it. thgreat billy crystal is here toght. [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: billy crystal! >> jimmy: billy crysl! [ cheers and applae ] >> steve: william ystal. >> jimmy: i ve him. plus, shis a very, very busy actress. she is starring inwo new movies. harlie countryman" and "a case of you." one actress, two movs, three names. evan rachel wood is on the show tonight. [ cheers and alause ] and that's not all we got some good mus. >> ste: what? >> jimmy: i'm talkinabout ch lloyd is here! [ cheers and applause ] feuring skee-lo!

it's going to be f tonight! >> steve: calm it down. >> jimmy: ca it down. evyone just has to calm down. >>teve: simmer down now! simmer down! you gotta calm dow dudes! dude, you gotta calm it! >> jimmy: calm down, man! >> steve: woo! [ cheers ] >> jimmy: you n't calm them down! [ cheers ] >> steve: this is nuts. it's nuts in here. >> jimmy: 's nuts in here. >> steve: nuts in he, too. >> jimmy: thank you. hey, do you guys ever wonder what celebritiesre whispering to each onhen they're on the red carpet or at a press conference? they're alys like, whispering stuff to each other? we have, t. and that's why we sent our entertainment corresndent from the , mr. peggy hess, with his ghly sensitive microones to get to the bottom of it. that's right. it is time for "cebrity whispers." ♪ >> jimmy: hello. i'm peggy hess and welcome t "celebri whispers."

sshh. [ whispering ] >> favorite backstreet boy song? i don't know any. >> wait, are y serious? >> no, of course i do. "as long as you love me." "everydy." "largethan life." "i want it -- th way." >> jimmy: "celebri whispers!" [ whispering ] >> a sphincter saywhat? >> what? >> exactly! hahaha. >> jmy: celebrity! [ whispering ] >> who l the dogs out? >> who? >> jimmywhisper! [ whpering ] >> do you know the sound an old fish makes? >> no. what? at is it? >> it's li -- [ baling ] haha, it tickles. >> jimmy: you know that was a whisper!

[ whispering >> oh, yh. t sausage. >> hot sausage? >> i don't know what you're saying. you're talking nonsense. >> what are you talking abt nonsense? whatou're saying is just nonsense. >> how is this foronsense? i'm in the trees with jelly beanwatching dogs every other friday. [ light laughter ] >> youoing to the baseball ga with a furby? >> yeah, yeah, yeah. that's nonsense. >> okay! jimmy: celebriti! [ whispering ] >> hey, hoare you? >>ood, good to see you. >> hey, don't you do a reall good impression ofomeone from "star wars"? is it chewbaa? [ wookie noise ] that's a whisper >> jim: i'm peggy hess. ll see you next timen "celebrity whispers." [ cheers and applause ] that was our "celebrity whispe." we'll be rightack with billy crystal! [ cheers and applause ] ♪

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[ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: our fit guest, we love h. he is emmy award winning performer and a legendary comedian who is on a real hot streak. now, his lest book, "still foolin' 'em," opened at number o on "the new york times" bestseller lis and this wednesday he returns to broadway with his one-man show, "700 sdays." i will be that show. i w it before, but i'm going see it again because it is thatood. i will be there. please welcome the one and only, billy crystal, everybody. [ cheers and applause ]

♪ >> jimmy: welcome. welcome -- >> so good to be back. >> jim: welcome back to our show. we love yo they love you. [ cheers and applae ] congrats on the ok. i do love th book. if you're a faof comedy in general, i think y should just read this book. its fantastic. >> oka jimmy: no, no, you wrote it. i was going to ask youyou see all these otos and things of all yo different characters that you do. >> right. >> jimmy: and was just going like, "how do you come up with a new characters?" >>he new ones? >> jimmy: yeahor anyone. >>ell, the new ones -- you live in neyork. you walk around the streets d they'rthere. [ light laughter ] so you just stardoing people. but when i first srted out, i

used to go outlaces to find ople who were in pai or people who were tense. so like small claims crt was the best place. [ laughter ] no, because it'sot a lot of money. >> jimmyno, it's not. so they're all upset. anjudging by the name the people in the cases, you can tell howhe case is going to go. "rafael hernandez v. american airlis"? [ laughter ] i mean, it's over. >> jim: it's over. it's over before it even begins. >>ou look for that. sides imitating your relatives d things like that. >> jimmy: i ed to imitate my relatives, too. but does tt leads to pressions of celebrities as ll? >> yeah. somemes you don't know what voe is gonna lead you. like, i was really trying to do brando in "the godfather when "thgodfather" came out. >> jimmy: yeah. >> it was anconic actor, the greatest of all time. >> jimmy: of course. >> and i'm listening to him, and i go, "oh, i can sound like that and yet it led min other places. brando start out like -- [ imitating brando ] "michael, i always wanted this for you. i wanted --" but it eed up becoming muhammad ali.

[ lahter ] itas like this -- [ imating ali ] "michael, want this for you. i wanted to be the greatest of all time." [ laughter and applause ] >>immy: so what was "t godfathe ended up as the greatest of altime. >> and you'dever know. you never know >> jimmy: that's t way to do it. "still foolin' 'em" is the name of theook. that's something y say, right? >> it is something i've said right bere i go on. it's that last look in the mirror. stilfoolin' 'em. still getting away with this stuff. >> jimmy: doou think you're getting away wh something? >> don't you always feel le you are? >> jimmy: do, but yeah. [ laughter ] >> ion't want to say that, because that'll catch up tme in seplace. >> jimmy: no, no. i think i deserve to bhere. >> it was not thoriginal name of the book. >> jimmy: what was the original name? >> "man tits." [ laughter ] >> jimmy: billy, no. i'm learning lot about you. [ talking over each other ] >> thought it was a fuy idea. because, listen. u're walking in at aook stor and you see my fe and it says "man tits." you're going to buy . [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i'so happy someone talked you o of it. >> you're walking in the

airport. next to e news. "man tits. >> jimmy: ye. the number one book in "the new york times." "man tits." >> see it today. >> jimmy: i would have bought that. but i bought "still foolin' 'em." >> i had a great time dog it. i turned 65 in march. i know i look fabulous. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: you look fanstic. you really do. and it felt like i ould do this. so i thought i would go on tour. i thought i would go o on and do stand up, which i he not do in a long time. my touri has been with "700 sundays." so i thoht i would just get ouget back and do what started out doing. so, i startewriting and it keptoming out more like a book. and that's how it came. >> jimmy: how doou write? do you record yourself? >> sometimes. sometimes i'm just sitting there anjust going. >> jimmy: do you do it on a ptop or a typewriter [ light lahter ] >> typewriter? >> jimmy: some pple do typewriters. they're having a big comeback. >> yeah, ben franklin. [ laughter ] and then i flew the kite [ laughter ] i lost my key. that's whe it was. at the end of the kite. >> jimmy: -- typriter.

>> sometimes we just rip. sometimes something happened with friends, it would be a funny little thing. i would write itown and do it. it became this bk. and then there was really funny chapter abt getting older. d i decided one morning to write the book. i got up, jimmy. >> jimmy: yeah. >> and when i walked tthe bathroom, i realized i was kicking testicles in front me. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah. th's a problem right tre. >> so i should write a book. >>immy: you should write a book right there. >> now, the audio book is great. i diit in front of a live audience. yoknow like the comedylbums th we grew up on? jimmy: oh, i love it. >> so it is different kind of thing. so che it out. >> jimmy: absolutely. i would love to do that. we were saying like "whas on the best seller st besides your book?" i was looking at -- and righby you, is i-cology." >> yes. >> jimmy: which is theuy from "duck dynasty,si. has a bo called si -- it's a book of one liners. i know youere saying backstage you love "duck dynasty." >> yeah. but i ve a bone to pick wi "duck dynasty."

>> jimmy: you? >> well, it is a very successful show. peopleove these characters. they're really great. but acally, it was a rip-off of somethinghat my family did about four or five yea ago. >>immy: is that right? >> yeah. i brought the clip. you should roll it. >> jmy: here we go. let's look at this new show. [ applause ] ♪ >> schmuck. >> smuck. >> schmuck >> colbe schmuck. >> j.crew hmuck. >> schmuck! schmuck! scuck! ♪ [ cheers andpplause ] >> jimmy: i'm goa have to start watching that! >> as you should. >> jimmymore with billy crystal when we come back, everybody! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ female announcer when you have a picky eater... won't touch th.

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[ iffles ] good to see you, man." itas awful. >> i said to my assistt, "is jimmy on something?" [ ughter ] >> jimmy: i wasuch a wreck. >> it is a very emotional night. jimmy: beautiful, beautiful one-n show. >> i'm thrilled to do it again. we are openg wednesday night. and brdway openings are very exciting. >> jmy: it's so fun. i'm coming wednesday. >> when jimmy came -- i think i told this la time. but it is woh mentioning again. first of all it was great to see him. because we've known ea other a ng time. >> jimmy: that's right. >> and sandy koufax was there that night. >> jimmy: i'll never fort this. >> and sandy koufax is maybe the greatest piter in the history of baseball. >> jimmy: sandy koufax. [ cheers ] you think of theame, you think of a like a baseball card. i didn't think i actually see the n. and then he happeneto be there that nht. and jimmy was like puppy. you were like a puppy. [ light ughter ] a lile watery-eyed puppy >> jimmy: i was freaked out. >> and we went out afterward unti3:00 in the morning. >> jimmy: wi sandy koufax. >> and it wahilarious. you were calling your dad. you -- [ imitating jimmy ] "you wouldn't even believe what's going on!" [ light laughter we're eating at this italian restaurant. and like -- [ itating jimmy ]

"san is having pasta!" [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: what was he eating? >> i'll call you back. i'll call you back. >> jimmy: i could nobelieve . >> oh, it's great. >>immy: "700 sundays" is the amount of time, the suays that u spent with your father. he passed ay when you were 15? >> right. >> jim: and it's just tohing. and your dad was awesome you reize, he had his own zz label? >> my une had the label. my dad ran the label. the commodore ja label, which was the pionring label of jazz stted in 1938. all of billie holliday great ings. >> jimmy: didn't you go to the movies with -- >> yeah. thers a scene in the show where i'm at my first moviwith bill holliday. >> jimmy: with billie holiday. >> and it's -- it's a very funny kindf wonderful thing to play as an acr. >> jimmy: i love the opening is bob sheppard, does thepening. i'not going on ruin thjoke. bu it's a great -- it starts off funny and en funny. it'such a good -- look at all the people -- >> this is the svenir book which i thought you'd get a kick out of. it has a lot of pictures from "snland stuff that i was on. >> jmy: all billy crystal.

[ applse ] th is yul brynner's sister. >> this was from a skeh we did when i was on "snl," cald "life styles of the latives of the rich and famous." and i was yubrynner's sister, ruth who was a tvel agent. [ light laughter i said -- [ imitatg accent ] "i can get there, but you have to go totlanta." [ laughter ] it wasn "snl." eat times. di't you have good tim when you did it? you had to cnge really fast? >> jimmy: it's the most fun thing in the wld, because what people don't reali when you're watchingt home, it is a coercial. but, in real life,t is a live show. people areushing around changing outfitsnd putting wigs on. >> yeah, the firstime i was doing sammy, i was hosting the show 1984. and i was abt to do a sketch playinwit joe piscopo who s playing ronald rgan. this is holong ago this is. so iad never played the character. i was sammy davis jr.'s opening act for long time. so when you uld come backstage before the show get ready, i would siwith sammy for hours. and whenou're talking to this gendary guy, jimmy, you cannot help but not --

[ imitating davis, j ] -- start to talk like him. as you're about to go onstage urself. and th gets exciting. so then i sa, we wrote the sketch where was going to play sammy visiting reagan in the oval office. so you run to this, the eachers. and they're puttinrings on my hands and they're putting the color on my skin and now theye gluing the nose and the mustache, and --new eyebrows. and putting a coatnd they're forcing my feet into these boots. heels like that. and joe dicso ashe stage manager. "2seconds. i've got to have him in seconds." because the live television. theris nothing like it. nothing like it. so -- got to take m. what do i lookike? i did t know what i look like. and they put up a mirror and now i'm sammy davis jr. and i started laughing. i just srted laughing so hard. but when i walked intohe sketch, i blewhe sketch entirely because i was laughing. i was just laughing. >> jim: they are amazing a "saturday ght live." amazing makeup aists. >> i had the best time there.

>> jimmy: love -- at's my school, "saturday night live." weook it to this show, "late night." but we also us a lot this show to learn new things. we have technogy now. it's a brand new thing. we love technolo. where we can allow gsts to interview themselves. it's azing. >> how do you do that? >> jimmy: let's try . it is time for a lip flip. ♪ it's a lip flip when you flip yourip it's a lip flip yeah ♪ [ light laughter ] >> i- my name -- [ mumbling ] himy name is jimmy and invented this -- for people who ha gray elbow skin. you smooth it onnd then you,

yo elbows -- [ laught ] -- wl be better than thewere before. [ apause ] [ ofy voice ] >> jimmy: hi. hi, there! a lot you don't realize, is is my real voice. [ laughter ] [ normal voice ] i use th normal voice. [ goofy voe ] bumy real voice is this. and i'celebrating my anversary. somebody baked a cake for me! [ babbling ] [ laughter ]

>> i had this -- i had is vagina -- [ laughter and applause ] -- transplanted on to my mouth when i was 1years old. laughter ] and you know something? i lovet. [ laught ] would -- [ stuttering ] --wld you like to see mdo an impression? >> audience: yea [ cheers ] >> gary busey. [ laughter ] [ imiting busey ] "rainbow oa crazy spaceship, man."

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♪ [ cheers and applause ] jimmy: our next guest is an emmy and golden gle nominated acess who you can see in two new movies, "aase of you," which is currently in theaters. and "charlie cntryman," which is in theatersnd on demand november 15th. ladies and gentlemenplease weome our pal, evan rhel wood!

[ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: that's what i' talking out! welcome back, pal! you look gorgeous. >> thank you. >> jimmy: thank you for ming ba to our show. >> thank you for havg me. >> jimmy: congratulation you're new mom. >> i am. ♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: how old? >> his the three months d now. >> jimmy: my baby is three months old, too. >> i know. we had them very, very close together. >> jim: very, very close. what is yours doing? yours doing any tricks? [ laughter ] >> jimmytrying to teach her different -- [ talking overach other ] oh, he only speaks one language. my baby speakshree. no big deal. [ light laughter ] hel get around to it. >> you had a gl though, right? maybe we can get an arranged marriage goi on. >> jimmy: totally. she's -- yeah. >> hook these two up. >> jimmy: that be so fun, yeah. i love it. are you doing all the muc for the bies and doing everything like "baby einein" stuff? >> yes.

i do "baby einstein." and the's also this amazing brand call rockabye baby. send me free sff. i totally just plugged that. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: me too me too! >>asically -- >> jimmy: alsodoes he ride a mercedes-benz? >> yeah, yeah. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: babies love to ride those cars >> mm hmm. lo it. >> jimmy: and vacation in -- >> hawaii, hawaii. >> jimmy: hawa vacation. god, howad! i kn what you're talking about. >> you know wh i'm talking about. they're call rockabye baby and they do ese lullaby renditions of like, radiohead andirvana and coldplay and stuff. >> jimmy: th're like little xylophones. >> little -- dingding -- ♪ but it's like nirvana. >> jmy: or journey. i ve journey. >> le -- [ humming "smells like teen irit" ] [ laughter ] >> jimmy: and theye in their tiny ltle crib like --

"a case of you," this is witmy man, jtin long. yes. >> jim: love him. and it's a funny, funny vie. this is like a romantic comedy movie. it's where he kind of alks you. in a nicway. >> but it is romanc stalking. [ ughter ] >> jimmy: how do y do that? >> basically, why was the internet invented? so you could slk people on facebook. potential loversnd your exes and all that. >> jimmy: so you know you're doing tter than them. >> exactly. and they look like they're having fun! >> jim: he got fat and bal >> yeah. but justin's character takes i one step too far and basically stks her facebook profile to find out what e likes so he can beme her dream man. and of course, things go wrong in the process. >> jimmy: then the other o is with shia labeouf? am i pronocing it right? >> shia labeouf. >> jimmy: am i pronouncing it right? >> yes, shia labeouf. >> jimmy: sh labweff. labweff. >> jmy: chet labewff. [ light ughter ] et labweff is my favite restaurant. some dinners --

but shia labeoufs in this movie. and in this moe you have a romanian actiosend. [ romanian accent ] >> i hava romanian accent. [ romani accent ] >> jimmyvery good. now, did y take class to talk like this? >> you got a lite russian. >> jimmy: sorry, i'm not an actor. >> no, no. yes, iid. i studied for three months before we arted filming and then we didn have the money to keep the dialect coach on the set. so i basically just had to listen to the localss a romanian. >>immy: how was romania? give us the oop on that. >> oh, man. it iintense. it is not here. [ laught ] >> jimmy: that's the worstuide descption. you are not in america. >> you are not in erica. >> jimmy: we have clip of evan and shia labeouf in harlie countryman." take a look. ♪

>>ay, okay. chare, please. >> yeah, i can't either. i don't knowow to do that. i don't know how to do that, i'm sorry. ♪ ♪ [ chrs and applause ] >> jimmy: i always wanted to do that! , you're so cool! evan rachel wood! "a case of you" is in thters now. "charlie countryman" is in theaters a on demand this friday. cher lloyd featuring skee-lo performs next. come on back! [ cheers and applause ♪ across america people artaking charge

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m so psyched she's dng this, thank you. featuring ee-lo and the roots, please welco cher lloyd! [ cheers andpplause ] ♪ ♪ uh-h, ha, ha, yeah baby, i seen the chi you're with wish that i never did ♪ ♪ freakin' perfect and five foot ten, just wan punch her lip 'cause i know i've been wasting time tryinna ♪ ♪ catch your eye yeah i know that i been so ind thinking that i'm yo type ♪ ♪ a now i'm at home i'm all alone ♪ ♪ 'bout to pick uthe telephone got to call mgenie so he knows ♪ ♪ i wish i was tall i sh i was fast wi i could shop with a bag full of cash ♪ ♪ 'cause i want you i gotta have that come, come kiss me boy ♪ ♪ i wish i had style

wish i had flash wi i woke up with a tt and a rack ♪ ♪ 'cause if i want you i tta have that come, come kiss me boy♪ ♪ uh-huh yeah ♪ wish i was little t taller,i wish i was a baller ♪ ♪ i wish had a girl who looked good i would call her♪ ♪ i wish i had a rabbit in a hat, a bat and a 64' impala ♪ ♪ i wish i was like six-fo-nine so i can get with leoshi cause she don't know me ♪ ♪ but yo she's ally fine i see her all the time everywhere i g♪ ♪ even in my dreams i cascheme a way to me her mine ♪ ♪ cause inow she's livin at her boyfriend's tall and he ays ball ♪ ♪ so how am i gonna compete with that ause when it comes to aying basketball'm always ♪ ♪ lasto be picked and in some cases never picked at all ♪ ♪ so i just lean up on the wall or sit up in the bleachers with the rest ♪ ♪ of the girls who came to watch tir men ball ♪ ♪ dag yll! i never derstood black ♪ ♪ the jocks get the fly girls, me i t the hood rats ♪ ♪ i wish i was little bit tallerish i was a

baller♪ ♪ i wish i had a girl who loed good i would call h ♪ ♪h i wish i h a rabbit in a hat with a bat and a 64' impala ♪ ♪ i wish i was little bit taller wisi was a baller ♪ ♪ i wisi had a girl who loed good i would call her ♪ ♪h wi i had a rabbit in a hat with a bat d a 64' impala ♪ ♪ i got to call my genie so he knows, yeah ♪ ♪ i wish i was tall i wish i was fast wish i could shop with a bag full of ca ♪ ♪cause if i want you gotta have that come, come kiss me b ♪ ♪ i wish i had ste i wish i had flash wish i woke up with a butt and a rack ♪ ♪ 'cause i want you i gotta have that come, come kiss me boy ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's what m talkinabout! skee-lo! er lloyd!

ank you so much. "sor i'm late" will be in stores next year, you guys. we'll be right back. [ chee and applause ] ♪

♪ [ chee and applause ] >>immy: my thanks to billcrystal, evan rachelood, cher lloyd, skee-lo. and the greatest band in late night, the roots, ladies and gentmen! stay tuned for carson daly. thank you for watching have a good nigh hope to see you tomorrow. bye-bye! [ cheers and applause ] ♪