♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jay: yeah! "totem." nice job, yoguys! thank you very much. thanyou very much. i want to thank my guests -- whoopi gdberg, ty barnett and, of course, "totem" from "cirque du soleil. tomorrow nig, president george w. bush will be here. t "jimmy fallon" hapning

right now! [ cheers a applause ] ♪ >> sve: from studio 6a rockefeller center, e national broadcastg company presents - tonight'guests are -- anfeaturing the legendary roots crew. and here he is -- jimmy fallon! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ eers and applause ] >> jimmy: thanyou very much, everybody.

welcome. [ cheers and applause ] welcome. at a great crowd! at's a great new yorcity crowd right there. welce, everybody. were you trying to do bill cosby? >> little bit. >> jimmy: that'sour bill cosby? that is one of the wor impressions i've ever seen, bill cosby. likeou always do every time he's here. that's your thing, you can't help when bill cosby is in the room you can't but help but talk like bill cosby. [ laughter ] [ inpersonating cosby ] and you just srt acting like him and talking like him. [ laughter ] and you can't help buto that thing that he do. [ applau ] >> steve: come on. >> he's the greatest. >> jimmyi just want to bring him out now. i love him so much. he's t greatest. i know, i was running by 'cause i was cong up to do the monologue. just running bya and i rany his dressing room. and said, "i love you, bill sby." and he goes, "o cares?" [ laughter ]

unbeevable. he's just the grtest. let get to some news he, you guys. this guy love this guy. more troub for toronto mayor rob ford. [ cheers and appuse ] aftehe admitted to smoking crk, ford is now threaning to sue his former staffers for saying that he once hired a prostitute. ford w like, that is a liei did it way more than once. [ ughter ] i have a reputation to uphold. [ cheers and applause ] actuly he did say that h nevehired a prostitute and then he added, 'cause i tend to blacout when i'm really high. so who knows? [ ughter ] maybe i did. >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: and th doesn't surprise me in the wake of all thesproblems. ford announc that he is getting professional help. [ light laughter ] of course,he professional's name was cinmon. [ laughter ] who are you hiring for the

prefessional? she's a professional. trust me. >> jimmy: i heard at the police were call out to stin bieber's house friday. yeah. he was thring party with snoop lion. apparently, it gotoo loud or something like that. of course, snoopan out the back, not avoid the cops, he just didn't want to seen paying with justin bieber. [ laughter ] i was never here. [ cheers and applause ] well, ofourse, that party was probably nothing compared to what miley cyrus has planned people are alrea talking about -- shs got a huge party in the works for her 21st birthday this weekend. you can te she's been pretty excited. she's been wearing her birthday suit for t last 11 months. [ laughter and applause ] really excited abouter birthday. of course, she's hing a big party. and we actualy found out some of the thgs she has planned f it. first, they're gng to play pin the tongue on e miley. [ ughter ] then they're gonna play two rounds of hide and go smoke. [ laughter ]

everyone iinvited to come as their favorite naked person. [ laughter ey'll be serving sti, sparing or bong water. [ laughter a applause ] that's very, very nice. gonna be fun pty. always is. [ applau ] get this, e u.s. postal service just announced that it only lost $5 billionhis year. as opposed to $16 billion in 2012. only lost $5 bilon. even blockbuer is like, you guys suck atunning a business. laughter ] good news everybody, only lost $5 billion this year. let let's celebrate. oh, man, iove this story. we were laughing about this backstage. this is true story. you guys hear out this guy in michigan, he bought a house next to his ex-wife. [ light laughter ] did you hear that? this guy's mfavorite. bought a house next to his exife. then he stalled a giant outdoor sculpture of hand giving the middle finger. [ laughter a applause ]

that is unbeleeable. so their kids said, so seprate thanksgiving? [ laughter ] i don't know if you guys went to the movies this week i hope you saw "the best man holiday." it had great big weekend. $30 million at the box office, wow. yeah, it's pretty good for a movie mo people thought was ju an ad for old navy. see the poster [ laughter ] [ applause ] people were freang out over this yesterday. during the game tween the jacksonville jaguars and the arizona cardals, jaguars defensive end jasobabin was making a tackle. and cty ripped out a good chunk of another player's ir eck it out. ♪ >> look at this, jason babin. they're playing tough. he comes out with a handful of andre ellington'hair. [ audience ohs ]

>> jimmy: think i speak for everyone when i say i hope that hair came fread. [ lauger ] [ apause ] >> i don't knoif that was a football game or a "real housewives" reuon. [ laughter ] that's my weave. at's my weave! heard that hallmark will start selling a new line of christmas cards thateature the cast of "duck dynasty." which explains that one card thatays, to my cousin, will you marry me? [ laught ] [ applause ] very thoughtl. and finally, this madee laugh. fore the start of a the high school football ga in texas this weekend, e cameraman got a little too clo to the action. take a lk at this. [ cheers [ laughter and applause ]

>> jim: isn't that how simba's dad died in "the lion king?" laughter ] we have a great showonight. give it up for the roots right ere. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: welcome,verybody. welcome, welcome. welcome. thank you r being here. thanl you for watching. it is the start of a new week. we've got bishows coming up. we have forest whitar, will forte, liam hemswortand sarah sierman. they will be here. plus we have music from cut copy, charliwilson and sleigh bells. and we'll beemoing the new xbox one. [ auence oohs ] cannot wait for that. but first, we have a great show tonight. he's one othe greatest comedians of allime. [ personating cosby ] we're so lucky to ha him back here tay on the show, ll cosby is here! [ cheers and applause ]

>>teve: come on. [ applause ] come on. >> jimmy: hey, l's have you do a rort de niro. >> oy thing better than my roberte niro is the cosby. >> jimmy: do your de niro impression. >> now, i can'do it. [ lahter ] >> that's -- bill cosby. [ lahter ] same thing. >> steve: no. >> jimmy: it's the same ing. we got great music tonight. oh my god, besideshe best band in the land, the roots, we have bonnie raitt is here. [ cheers and applause ] she's a rockstar dude. she looks so cool. one of the best sle guitarists ever. hey guys, do you ever go on twitter and you see tweets from a celebrity that looks like it makes no senselike a random statement out of left eld. but then you reali -- you click expand. and u realize they're just responng to another person question. i'll show you what i mean in this next segment. it's called "in reply to." here we go.

♪ if replto in replyo oh yeah ♪ >> jmy: so the way this rks is, i ll show you a celebry tweet and then wll see the qutions they were replng to. this first example is a tweet from president obama. he responded to at lourobert1, he said, "my pet dog, bo." not really sure what he's talking about he. let e what he was asked. "who designed the obamacare website?" [ laughter and applause ] now itakes sense. >> stevewasn't a human. here's one from toronto mayor rob fordhe responded, "words can not express how disappointed i am in mylf." let's see what he was asd. "how do you feel about never havingried bath salts." [ laughter ] it's a drug. it's a dangerous drug. >> steve: ye [ applause ] only a finitamount of time in the world. you know? >> jimmy: here a reply from rapper chris brown. he replied, "i dare you tsay that to my face, you punk."

let's see e question "how are you?" [ laughter ] [ applause ] here's a response from "hunger games" star jennifer lawrence. she answered, "it's about a eak dystopian society in which millions of people are entertained by children ghting over food." let's see the estion? "what is 'he comes honey boo-o?'" [ laughter [ applse ] great show. >> steve: ah, love that show. >> jimmy: very gd. >> steve: that's a good description. >>immy: moving on. re is a response fro al roker. we love him. heaid, high pressure moving through the southern region. [ ughter ] why do have you to be ahead of me? can't even play -- play with me? let's see what hwas asked, "describe your prostate exam." [ applause ] here's another one from roford, he replied, "crack and

lots of it." let's see the question, "descbe al roker's prostate exa" topical theme. let's ke going. here's a look from gary busey. he replied"the lonely wonderer, how shishkebab jellyfish." see the question, " you have any plans for the hoday?" [ lahter ] here's one from hugh hefner. he responded, "it flops arod way down to my kes." [ laughter ] here's the question, "what happens when you wear a double xl t-shirt? see that -- steve: yeah. >> jimmy: th's what it -- get your mind ouof the gutter, yeah. >> steve: filthy people. >> jimmyfilth, yeah. so here's the la one. here's from our good friend governor chris christie. he responded, "2016, by!"

let's see the question, "how much do you weigh?" [ laught and applause ] that all we have time for. 'll be right back wi freestyling with the roots, everody. [ eers and applause ] ♪ i'm local-tv standard bearer on burgundy, andhe rear seats in the dge durango fold down perfectly flat. and you know what that's for. huh? ♪

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japanese accent ] afc. love it. [ under his breath hate it. helps you focus on getng back to normal? [ as a southern belle ] aflac. [ as a cowboy ] aac. [ sasly ] aflac. uhuh. [ under his breath ] i am so fired. you're oin 5, duck. [ male announcer ] when you're sickr hurt, aflac paysou cash. find out more at aflac.com. ♪ >> jimmy: welce back, everybody.

thank you for being here. thank you for watching. i always say our show is lucky to he the greatest band in late night. the roots,ight there, ladies d gentlemen. [ chee and applause ] t it isn't always fuand games. from time time we put the roots to the test. we take random people from our audience and have the roots make up songsbout them on the spot. 's time for "freestylin' with throots." here we go! ♪ te to freestyle with the roots ♪ [ cheersnd applause ] ♪ hey, ah >> jimmy: all right. here we go, everyby. dot get nervous. this all will be fine. [ laughter ] it will be fine. roots, you readyo do this? >> mm-hmm. >> mm. >> yeah. >> jmy: oh, my god, thiss such a good billosby. [ lahter ] let's do it. stand up, my frien yeah, he looks psych. he looks really psyched. [ laughter ]

what is his name? >> denzel. >> jimmy: deel. denzel, where e you from? >> connecticut, wateury. >> jimmy: you're from woodbury, coecticut. >> watbury. >> jimmy: ohwaterbury. you ever heard owoodbury? >> yeah, heard of it. [ lahter ] >> jmy: i made it up. waterbury. thanksgiving is comingp next week. do you have any thksgiving plans? >> jt chill with my girlfriend. >> jimmy: just going to chill with your girlfriend. [ audience aws ] chill wi girlfriend. [ laughter ] are you co with that? what is your favorit thanksgiving foo don't say water berrie [ laughter ] >> bed macaroni and cheese. >> jimmy: macaro and cheese? >> yea >>immy: for thanksgiving? >> yeah. >> jim: baked mac-n-cheese, man. baked mac-n-cheese. all right, so you're doing that for thanksgiving, baked mac-n-cheese. all right, thas awesome. roots, he kns what's up? [ laughter ] his name is denzel. which alreadmakes him cool.

he is from waterry. it's really close to woodbury. [ laughter and onhanksgiving, he is going to just chill with his gir that's whahe wants to do. and he wants teat baked mac-n-cheese. th's his favorite, favite thing to do. so since, for oufirst song, a lot of pple will be travelin next week for thanksgiving. can you guyso it in kind of a willie nelso like "on the road again"? come on. ♪ ros can do anything. [ rhythmic cpping ] ♪ denzel came to the show he's from lateight club z from woodbury ♪ ♪ for a help in -- hospitality and on thanksgiving he'll just chill ♪ ♪ with that girl e one he's got and she makes baked mac-n-cheese denzel says thanks a lot ♪ ♪ hey, thanks a lot hey, thanks a lot hey, thanks a lot hey,hanks a lot ♪ ♪ that mac-n-these they made it, yeah it hit the spot it hit the spo♪ ♪ hey, thanks a lot hey, thanks a t hey, thanks a lot hey, thanks a lot ♪

♪ i'm sor denzel, homey but th's all i got that's all he got zippety doo ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that was great. who else we got? who else we got? >> jmy: excuse me. pardone, excuse me. don't get up. yeah, no problem. [ laughter ] i'll go around you. she's fine. almost ended up in your crotch there. but that's good. hello, excuse me, everybody oh, sorry. excuse m hi. very tight quaers. hi, how you dog? nice to see you. y, buddy. i made it. i made it over to this guy. [ cheers andpplause ] you want to do it? >> yes. >> jimmy: stand up, please. how are you? nice to meet you. at is your -- what is you -- what? >> hand hug? jimmy: hand hug? absolute. [ ughter ] there you go. there you go. what is yo name? >> ashley. >> jimmy: ashley. all right, ashley, this thanksgiving, what are you thankful for? >> oh, i am thankful for n

getting speeding tickets. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: but yodo speed? >> ah, no. >> jmy: you just didn't get any tickets. all right, not getting speedg tickets. bushe does speed. spding tickets. what are you not thankfufor? >> the strgles i had to go rough. >> jimmy: thstruggles in life. [ light laughter ] give me a struggle. >> my phone not charging on e way he. >> jimmy: yeah, that is awful. we goto end that! her phone cannotharge. >> i need an upgrade to verin. >> jimmy: anpgrade with verizon. [ laughter ] you can't speak th and ask them for a free phone. we'll tweet out her address later on, verizon. you can send her sometng. all right, roots, we he our pal ashleyere. and she is thankful for not getting any speeding tickets this year. and she is jt tired. she is not thankful -- she is all thstruggles in her life. and i'm talking major uff, man. [ laughter ] like stuff to makeou cry.

her phone doest charge up. [ laughter ] it has trouble crging sometimes. and r this last one, sin the number one album in the couny is "rshall mathers," emim, a new record, can you do it in an eminemtyle hip-hop song? ♪ >> jim: yeah, yeah. that's fine. ♪ ♪ uh, here goes ashley and uh, she's on "llon" and uh, it's tnksgiving and yo, we on that ain ♪ ♪ she'shankful she can eat and get fat again what, you got some gravy in t cabinet ♪ ♪ you betteuse the stuff on the turkey pour it on the roasty ♪ ♪ you bettereally let them flow if you nev got a ticket for speeng ♪ ♪ it's probab because you was really going slow and you better use it talking 'bout ♪ ♪ girl i hook you up with verizon girlthe answer will be n thlegendary roots ♪ ♪ is here with an r-double-o you only get on "le night" once in a lifetime, yeah ♪ [ cheers and applause

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♪ [ eers and applause ] >> jimmy: our firsguest is a comedy legend whose first televid concert in 30 years calledfar from finished" wl air thisaturday at 8:00pm on comedy central.

first stand-up in 30 years. it's going to be amazing. i can't wa for that. ladies and gentlemen, ease welcome the one and on bill cosby. ♪ ♪ ♪ [ cheersnd applause ] >> good to see you. >> i know. welcome tohe show. >> some of the this we are doing on the show. >> it'wonderful. >> we love this guy. jimmy: that's not m bill i'm over here. that's not me. >> who's yelling. from that movie. >> jim: that's not me.

>> jimmy jimmy. >> over the. jimmy: not me. >> do that again [ lking over each othe] >> jimmy: not me. >> jimmy: at is not me. >> bill, save your - bill, hey, hey, hey, buddy. >> jimmy? >> yes. >> it's . >> jimmy. >> yes. [ laughter ] >> did you come -- >> no. [ talking over each her ] >> jimmy, do you have hair o your legs? i'm ripping it off -- don't get -- don't getiolent. what happened here? >> oka >> oh, oh,h. >> are you hurt in. >> d you say you have a perm? [ laughter ] >> it's a betiful sweater. >> i'm leaving. [ cheers and applause ] >> oh. okay.

i got to go overere. ♪ which wa i hearyou guys played something bere i walked out. and i want you to know, thanks to you, i have piece, you know, fore i walked out, not the "sweet georgia brown" hello? [ laughter ] >> i was getting scared. >> jimmy: no, don't get scared >> you know the thing u played before i walked out, before you played "sweet georgibrown?" >> yes. >> i want you to play itgain, because i have my life fm age 66 on. [ laughter ] is that that guy? >> jmy: no, no, no, not m. he does not host the show. i host the show. >> yes, you do. >> jimmy: thank you. >> you let me walk a the way ov to that guy.

[ laughter ] >> jimmyi thought that you were going to dae and then you got confused. you saw another -- >> did what? never! never! were y sick? [ laughter ] i ve been good to you guys. now,'m going to do this. i'm ing to do this. you stay - you stay where you are. >> jimmy: okay. >> because, ladiesnd gentlemen, for a long time, i have thought about my passing. no, no, no, u bunch of phonies. [ laughter ] all rit. ought i didn't recognize you. i have been thinking about my passing and with that i went through ople that i want to sing ovemy coffin.

arethra franklin. jimmy: yes. >> wldn't that be fantastic? jimmy: it's beautif. >> but these guys did a song. this is it. withhe singing as peopleome wait, let me get rdy. wa a minute [ laughter and appuse ] no rolls -- you don't do drum rolls. [ laughter ] dead people don't get drum ros. [ laughter ] that's the end of any more surprises. ay, especially to ma hopeful wis. w, okay. hiit, boys. ♪ ♪

♪ piful. [ laughter ] it was actually better when i was back there [ laughter ] now, let me ess -- i also wt to say something about when you get this age. don't get down. [ laughter ] i'm sorry,on't get down on a wooden -- shoff. [ laughter ] you know, i could never do that. >> you couldn't? >> no. >> as a matt of fact, that's y i was barred -- from, now watc now, this is when i was young.

>> jimmy: yeah. >> this is as far as i cld go. jimmy: oh, really? >> this isot much fun at all. who made that up? >> jimmy: you don't look comfortable. >> who was it? >> jimmy: you weren't comforble. but -- that looks -- is tt comftable? i don't know if i can do that. >> all right. >> jimmy: now, plee, a chalk drawing, a murder. there habeen a murder. [ cheers ] [ plause ] there habeen -- >> teacher's pet. teacher's pet. try to keep the b with your pants all wet. [ laughter ] that was a fine, wonderful joke you did. >> jimmy: thank u. >> and your auence laughed truthfully. >> jimmy: thank u. >> generally, fromhat i've heard, you encourage them. >> jimmy: yes. >> and - let'go to what i was tryg to get to. i'm sorry that my last thing

didn'tork, but it sounded funny ba there. >> jimmy: ye. >> then what they did was, t drummer hit it loud, with the extra -- you ow, i get it. yoknow, and it just didn't work, because when ty were pling it, it was softer than that and then he sounded mor pitiful when youoing to -- okay, i'll show you what it mean. if can -- [ drum roll ] [ laughter ] whater. no, n. >> jimmy: doesn't want a drum roll. >> if i to you -- where are you from? what part of- what kind of high pitched voice is that? [ laughter ] he's not fronorthfield -- ay, okay.

now, the one tng you don't do when you get the age is put yourself down like ts -- >> jimmy: can i help you? >> no. [ laughter ] because then i would look pitiful. old people do not nt you touching them after their teeth have fallen out d their hearing aid batteries are sprawled all over. d then there's puddles from nobody knows where [ laughter ] so, now the's something wrong with this band, when i a for something. but, when you get this age, don't ever go down -- >> jimmyyes. >> on a wooden -- a what? >> jimmy: on the gund. >> no, this is a floor. >> jimmy: sorry. >> you're om the mid-west somewhere, aren'you? >>immy: no, i'm from n york. >> that's the mid-st. >> jimmy: oh, yes.

>> so you can'-- wh you get my age you n't -- >> jimmy: ye. >> it's li, it's like -- you look like a little baby. you look like a litt infant. a cute way. [ laughter ] >> this is the worst complement you ever made. [ ughter ] you know, my wife is looki at thisight now and reachedver for the puke bucket. [ laughter ] pam, cute -- you know what that means? i'm married 49 years >>immy: that's almost 50 years. [ cheers and applause ] >> see, you people, you pele clap for anything. i want you to repeat wt you said. >> jimmy: when? [ laughter >> just, drum rollplease. >>immy: drum roll. [ drum roll ] >> said, and they ruined,

they're vered up -- your b -- i don't know what it is. you said -- >> jimmy: you have beemarried 49 years. >> and you said it's almost . wow! [ laughter ] hofast. you must have been an accelerator --ee that was the position thabrought that answer out. this position -- >> jimmy: s. >> andhey put you on the carpeting aroundnd wherehe achers had different groups. and they labelled them, didn't they? what was your oup? >> jimmy: special. [ laughter ] >> special. >> and you thought you were being loved. [ laughter ] >> i was an ob >> jimmy: what was that? >> o of brain.

[ ughter ] but, here we areogether -- >> jimmy: two smart men. >> well, yeah, we look that way. [ laughter but our wives. >> jimmy: no. >> when peop ask mrs. cosby, we're out at dinne you know? and they come by, can i have an autograph. i sign an autograph. then they look at her anthey say, is he this nny at home? and u know what my wife said? [ laughter ] so when you said was cute at this ageshe just threw up. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: more with bill cosby when we get back everybody. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ modern/remed version ♪

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♪ [ cheers andpplause ] >> wt a minute. wait a minute. wait, yowere all right, man. nowhat you were doing, you were kicking. >> not rig now.

>> jimmy: no, no. all right. >> but when they were playing, without the drummer, one, two, three,our. ♪ hit it! ♪ [ cheers ] all right. >> jimmy: not bad. >> y are a regular fred astaire at the palms. [ laughter ] >> jim: i didn't want to embarrass you. >> what are you doing man? >> jimmy: i have a bab i have a ttle baby now. i just -- but not right now. >> you know, these people, can we do it without an audience? no -- aww. aww. >> jimmy: that's nice. >>o, you said you had a baby then the aww. >> yeah, that's wh you do, you make tt sound. >> n you do that, not after 48 years. my childn -- r children owe us moy. [ laughter ]

see i'm trying to help you. in the beginning, aww, see, that's the lure. god did th on purpose. [ light laughter ] so god could laugh at you. >> jimmy: that exactly what happed. >> yes. so you have a wh? >> jimmy: so i have a ba girl. >> good. jimmy: thank -- yeah. >> good. she somebody -- [ audience aws ] [ lauger ] >> jim: you don't hear booing. i dn't want to embarrass you bui got your book "fatherhood." >> why would that embarrass me? >> jimmy: but i didn't -- because i don't know. i just didn't know -- >> i love money. [ laughter ] and you ught my book? jimmy: i bought it, yes. >> where is it? >> jimmy: 's right here. >> this isot my book. what is at? >> jimmythis is your book? >> i don't think so. >> jimmy: that's you. >> i know that's me. i never put out a book le that in my life. it's all ragged. [ light lahter ]

where's the hard cover? >> jimmy: i di't see any there. [ laught ] >> you didn't see it where? whe? >> jimmy: where, i -- >> don't put it down. let the peopleee it. a n of your financial state -- [ laughter okay. where did you get is book? >> jmy: i just got it. >> it's call" fatherhood." >>immy: that's correct. >> and it is in rd cover. th is -- i don't know, where did you get ? >> jimmy: i got it from someone. >>ame the person and how you got it. were they in this building? >> jimmy: yes. >> where was the person? what's the person's name? >> jimmy: reggie. >> reggie. reggie had thibook? >> jmy: yes. >> and you bought itstole it

or what from reggie? >> jimmy: reggie is -- i bout it. >>rom reggie. >> jimmy: i pa for it. >> really? >> jimmy: yeah. >> you paid? you paid? how mu? >>immy: .65 cents. [ sad tuba ] bill, dot get angry. bill, don't t angry, please, don't get angry. i paid 65. >> do you know whahe played? jimmy: yeah. >> what did he play? >> jimmy: wah-wah. >> you knowhat that used to stand for in the old days? >> jim: no. >> b-o. [ laughter ] you, you know what b-o i >> jimmy: dy odor. >> yeah, tt's what he gave me. >> damon -- that wasn't him? no, no. wasn't him, whwas it? >> jimmyit wasn't the tuba player.

>> it was a musical instrument. >>o. >> okay. [ laughter ] >> so now, reggie, sold this to you? >> jim: that's right. >> for68 cents? >> jimmy: .65. >> 65? >> that's all? >> jimmy: yes, well, it's from the library. so i had to pay his late f. [ laughter ] >> told you. >> jimmy: yeah, i know tha you. >> okay, am i finied? >> jimmy: all right, here weo. bill cby, "far from finished" airs saturday at 8:00pm on comedy central, bonnie raitts next! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ you can take a kitat break

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bonnie raitt! [ cheers and appuse ] ♪ ♪ainy night i'm all alone sittin' here waitin' for your voice on the phone ♪ ♪ fever turns to cold, cold sweat thinkin' about the things haven't done yet ♪ ♪ tl me now i've got to know do you feel e same ♪ ♪ do you light up at the mention of my name don't woy baby it ain'tothin' new ♪ ♪hat's just love sneakin' up on you your wholeorld is shakin' and you feel like i ♪ ♪ that's just love

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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jim: my thanks to bill cosby, bonnie raitt, oe again. [ cheers andpplause ] oh my goodness. and the greate band on "late night," the roots, right there. [ cheers a applause ] stay tuned f carson daly. thank you for tching. have a good night. hope to see you torrow. bye bye. [ cheers and applause ] ♪