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[ cheers and applause ] >> jay: yeah! thank you, guys. empire of the sun. nice job, guys. thank you, man. that was terrific. thank you, guys. that was great, man. that was great. i want to thank my guests. melissa mccarthy, andy cohen, and of course, empire of the sun. monday night, anthony hopkins will be here, but jimmy fallon coming right now. jimmy! [ cheers and applause ] ♪
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>> steve: from studio 6a in rockefeller center, the national broadcasting company presents -- tonight's guests are -- and featuring the legendary roots crew. and here he is -- jimmy fallon! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's what i'm talking about.
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hey, thank you very much. please, please, welcome, welcome. good looking crowd right there. that's a hot crowd right there, new york city crowd. welcome, everybody to "late night with jimmy fallon." you guys feeling good tonight? [ cheers and applause ] that's what i'm talking about. here's what people are talking about. it's a big, big day for the video gamers out there. everybody has been waiting for this. finally it's here. today was the release of the video game, grand theft auto v. [ cheers ] kids were hoping their teachers didn't notice they weren't in school. while teachers were hoping their students didn't notice they weren't in school. it was very interesting. let's see what's going on in washington. joe biden has got people talking that he'll run for president after he was spotted at a fund-raiser in iowa this week. unfortunately, he missed giving his speech, because he spent four hours trapped in a corn maze. [ laughter and applause ] those things are very tricky. you don't know how to get out of that. >> steve: you don't know were to go. >> jimmy: it's fun for the whole
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family. this is actually a really big deal for britney spears. i saw that britney spears just signed a $29 million contract to perform shows in vegas for two years. which explains that new saying, "what happens in vegas was prerecorded at a studio in l.a." [ laughter and applause ] it's catchy. not as catchy -- did you see "dancing with the stars" last night? did you see that? [ scattered cheers ] that's right, new season of "dancing with the stars." i thought this was interesting. the contestants made sure to point out their routines this year will not feature twerking. [ laughter ] you know a dance has a bad reputation when even snooki's like, "we're trying to keep things respectable around here. trying to class up the joint. no twerking." actually, one of the contestants on "dancing with the stars" this season this season is bill nye the science guy. [ cheers and applause ] we all love bill nye. >> steve: come on.
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>> jimmy: did you see when he met his partner last night? he's just such a geek, this guy. i love him, but it's clear he was a little nervous. take a look at this. >> ladies and gentlemen, if you're watching, tyne is kind of a knockout. yeah? >> thank you. >> this might be the best example in history of beauty and the geek. watching the show, it looks like the successful couples have that -- i mean, frankly, it's sexual tension going on. from an evolutionary standpoint. >> right. [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: she was like, is that a beaker in your pocket or are you just happy -- it is a beaker. it is a beaker. it is a beaker. [ cheers and applause ] thank you very much. is that another beaker? >> steve: oh, you are happy to see me. >> jimmy: this is cool, you guys, there's a new iphone app. i don't know if you guys have heard about this? does anyone out there drink? [ cheers and applause ] this is a new iphone app that can apparently check to see if
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your blood alcohol level is too high. the way it works is, if you dry to blow into your phone, your blood alcohol level is definitely too high. [ laughter and applause ] that doesn't work. just get in the cab. just get in the cab. >> steve: give me back my -- >> jimmy: it's like a breathalyzer for your iphone. it hooks into your iphone. we actually got a hold of it and tried it out. we had a few beers last night to kind of test it. and the more we blew into our phones the drunker siri got. [ light laughter ] in fact, i think she's still a little wasted. we have her here tonight. siri, how are you doing? >> not so good, jimmy. i don't remember much about last night. >> jimmy: we really went for it, you were hammered. >> i'm so embarrassed, i think i hooked up with a motorola razr. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: siri, do you have any good hangover cures? [ beep ] >> looking up hangover cures. ah, forget it, i honestly can't even deal.
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the room is spinning. oh, god. >> jimmy: all right. siri, siri, before we go there's something i actually do need to know. can you tell me a good seafood restaurant in the area? >> seafood? you have to be [ bleep ] kidding me. we're going to white castle. but, let's stop somewhere to get a gatorade first. >> jimmy: okay, very good. thank you, siri, go take a nap. [ cheers and applause ] i don't know why they're doing this, but i read this week nasa is sending chocolates to astronauts on the international space station. i guess it makes sense, it's not like those guys have to watch their weight. it's like, "nope, still zero pounds." [ light laughter ] give me that joke. can i see that joke? joke weighs zero pounds. thank you, buddy. there you go. ♪ [ applause ] how are you doing? hey, guys, i love it.
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everyone gets a free joke. i weighed zero pounds, the joke got zero laughs, interesting. >> steve: laughless. >> jimmy: actually, i'm in a good mood. i'm in a really good mood today because fall is around the corner. didn't it feel like it was fall today? [ cheers and applause ] it's like crisp -- it's fall. autumn is here, you know what that means. it's the return of starbucks' pumpkin spice latte. [ cheers and applause ] that's what i'm talking about. some people love it, some people don't. so, as a service to you, we're going to try to help sort out this mess and weigh the good with the bad. it's time for pros and cons. here we go. ♪ pros and cons and pros and cons and pros ♪ >> jimmy: that's right, here are the pros and cons of the pumpkin spice latte. pro, it contains pumpkin, sugar, spice and cinnamon.
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con, so do most strip clubs. [ laughter and applause ] give it up for cinnamon, everybody. >> steve: they're pros. >> jimmy: pro, they make starbucks smell like a bakery. con, they make your breath smell like you ate a yankee candle. that's true. still good. i've done that before. >> steve: i've eaten many yankee candles. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: pro, the pumpkin spice latte has its own facebook page. con, realizing a cup of coffee has 12,000 more friends than you do, that's sad. pro, starbucks announced its arrival on twitter using the hash tag #psl. con, when that didn't trend, they quickly changed it to "you know that latte a skank if." [ laughter ] pro, getting excited about the return of the pumpkin spice latte can only mean one thing -- con, you're white.
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[ laughter ] i guess that didn't make sense. >> steve: hooray. [ applause ] >> jimmy: and finally pro, you can get it with or without whipped cream. con, that was anthony weiner's campaign slogan. there you go. we have a great show tonight. give it up for the roots right there. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh, my goodness. that was fun. we have a great show tonight. it is "timberlake tuesday" here on our show. [ cheers and applause ] "timberlake tuesday" all september. the very talented, justin timberlake and i are doing a fun new bit later on in the show. and every tuesday in the month of september, be sure to stick around for that. every tuesday he is going to come and we're going to do some
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type of bit. and remember to pick up his album, here it is, "the 20/20 experience, two of two." [ cheers and applause ] this is in stores september 30th. that's when -- look at this. many faces. [ cheers and applause ] bonus. yeah, look at that. very, very introspective, can't show you any more. also on the show tonight, he's a huge movie star, love this guy. he's making his broadway debut right here. orlando bloom is in the house. [ cheers and applause ] the ladies love him. >> steve: the ladies love orlando bloom. >> jimmy: the ladies love orlando bloom. and then i'm so excited, finally, finally it's here. the time has come, after working together on this very show he collaborated with the roots on a new album, which is so cool. and so secretive, i can't wait to talk to elvis about this, the name of the album is "wise up ghost." look at that right there.
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elvis costello will be here to talk about his collaboration with the roots. [ cheers and applause ] there it is right there. look at this. [ cheers ] how cool is this? how fun is that? which song are you guys doing tonight? >> questlove: we're doing "walk us up town." >> jimmy: "walk this up town" which is the first song, it's fantastic, yeah. it's the first song on the record. i also love "tripwire" is a good one too. >> questlove: we're doing that, too. >> jimmy: you're doing that too? >> questlove: for the internet. >> jimmy: for the internet? yeah, the internet gets love as well. but, this crowd gets to hear it all. [ cheers and applause ] "wise up ghost, the steve mandel story." we also have -- these kids are super-duper cute. >> steve: oh, they're so cute. >> jimmy: no, these kids are absolutely adorable. there's a new documentary about kid golf champion coming out
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called, "the short game." and man, these kids are talented. and very, very nice. a couple punks. [ laughter ] but, i'm going to have a golf competition against three of those kids on the show tonight, i cannot wait. it's going to be fun. [ cheers and applause ] stay tuned for that if you like golf. as you know, this is the last week officially of summer. and one of my favorite memories about summer growing up, was going to sleep-away camp. in fact, there's one night -- there was one night at camp winnipesaukee -- i still remember it like it was yesterday. i just kind of remember -- [ harp playing ] >> jimmy: justin, are you up? [ cheers and applause ]
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>> yeah. i can't fall asleep. hey, want to play 20 questions? >> jimmy: sure. are you thinking of a person? >> yes. >> jimmy: is it george washington? >> close. >> jimmy: topanga! >> yes! >> jimmy: hey, you want to sing that song we heard on the radio today? >> oh, you mean "i only want to be with you" by hootie and his blow fish? [ laughter ] yes, i love that song. but, hey, we got to keep it down. it's after lights out. [ light laughter ] ♪ you and me we come from different worlds you like to laugh at me when i look at other girls ♪
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♪ sometimes i'm crazy and i wonder why i'm such a baby 'cause the dolphins make me cry ♪ ♪ well there's nothing i can do i only wanna be with you you call me a fool ♪ ♪ i only wanna be with you ♪ [ whistle blows ] >> now what in the sam heck is going on in here? >> jimmy: sorry, mr. fletcher. we're just singing a song. >> well, i don't know if you two eggheads got the memo, but it's after lights out. and that means you need to hit the hey, capice? i'd hate to take away your snack shack time. i heard from a rumor from a little birdie that we're having chili dogs tomorrow. foot longs. and i know how much you boys love your beef franks. [ laughter ]
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>> sorry, mr. fletcher. >> jimmy: we'll go to bed. >> all right, campers, now, good night. >> mr. fletcher is such a weirdo. >> jimmy: are you tired at all? >> no way, i had like four or five dunkaroos for dinner. >> jimmy: let's try to go to sleep. >> okay, okay. good night. >> jimmy: nighty-night. [ humming ] [ both humming ] ♪ i only wanna be with you you can call me a fool i only wanna be with you ♪ [ whistle blows ]
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>> doggone it. i thought i told you two turkeys to go to bed! >> jimmy: sorry, mr. fletcher. we were trying to be quiet. >> well, you two ding dongs lost your snack shack privileges. and that means no foot longs or beef franks. do you understand? [ sneezing ] >> jimmy: justin, why are you sneezing? >> nothing, jimmy, i'm just allergic to nuts. [ laughter ] >> enough. for the last time, good night and go to sleep! [ cheers and applause ] i love you boys. >> jimmy: mr. fletcher, he's such a dork. >> really weird. >> jimmy: okay, well, we should just probably go to sleep. i'll see you tomorrow, justin. >> yeah, okay. hey, jimmy? >> jimmy: yeah? >> best friends forever.
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[ audience aws ] >> jimmy: yeah. best friends forever. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ i only wanna be with you you can call me a fool i only wanna be with you ♪ [ whistle blowing ] >> fallon! timberlake! >> both: sorry. ♪ modern/remixed version ♪
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in the sport of golf. it's called "the short game," and it was produced by our good friend, justin timberlake. here's a clip of the movie. check this out. ♪ >> this is the pinnacle of junior golf competition. these kids will train 365 days a year just to get to this one tournament. >> that golf course has crippled many a person. it's a lion tamer. ♪ >> winning there is the holy grail. so if you come out of there, and you won your age division, you're the champion of the world. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: joining us now from that film are three young golf champions. please welcome 9-year-old alexa pano right here. ♪ [ applause ] 8-year-old allan kournikova right here. ♪ and 9-year-old sky sudberry right there. ♪ welcome, you guys.
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and i just want to say first of all, thank you. you gave me my own little wedge here. look at this. can you see this? [ audience aws ] isn't that sweet? look at that. thank you. i love that i'm headless. thank you so much. [ laughter ] appreciate that frightening grip. you guys are all world class athletes and great in this movie. how is it watching yourselves on the big screen? was it weird? >> it was pretty cool. >> jimmy: you liked it? >> it was fun, and it kind of made me play better. >> jimmy: it did? why? because you saw, like -- you saw things you could improve? >> no, it just was kind of fun with them taping us. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, it is kind of fun with them taping. yeah. [ laughter ] sky, you're second in the world for 9-year-old girls. is that correct? >> yes. >> jimmy: that's amazing. [ cheers and applause ] how cool is that? >> pretty cool. >> jimmy: yeah, it's exciting. >> yeah. >> jimmy: what's the strongest part of your game? >> probably my chipping. >> jimmy: oh, it is? yeah. and what's the weakest part of your game? >> probably my irons. my 7 iron. >> jimmy: oh, that's my -- i'm the best at that. [ laughter ]
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let's skip over you and go over to alexa. [ laughter ] how are you doing? everything good? no, i'm sorry. now, what is your name again? >> allan. >> jimmy: allan, that's right. and your last name is? >> kournikova. >> jimmy: yeah, kournikova, yeah, yeah. it sounds familiar. yeah, was your sister on our show? >> yes. >> jimmy: yeah, anna kournikova. >> mm hmm. >> jimmy: yeah, and i -- and i remember she was on the show, and i beat her at a game of pong. just say a type of drink pong. [ laughter ] and, yeah, i definitely beat her, and it was really a great day for me. >> just to let you know, the complete opposite of what he just said. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: all right, buddy. good to -- thank you very much. [ applause ] hey. alexa, you're a three-time world champion, and you and allan here are really close friends, right? >> sort of. >> jimmy: yeah. sort of? [ laughter ] you are good friends, though, right? you live in the same area or something like that? you guys know each other. i see you guys -- i see you guys -- in the movie, you guys wrestle a lot. and you guys are fighting all the time. who's better -- who wins when you guys wrestle?
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>> he beats me up, but i win the mature prize. >> jimmy: yeah, exactly! yeah. [ cheers and applause ] yeah! there's a mature prize there, buddy. i don't like the way you're looking at me. [ laughter ] all right, look. here's the deal, allan. i've been working on my short game here. i've got this nice little wedge from you guys. i appreciate that. i want to challenge you guys to a chipping contest, okay? sky, you're first. you'll take that green right there, and i'm going to stand over here. and you guys -- get over there. [ laughter ] let's take turns chipping into that bucket there. first to make it in their round wins and moves on. and here's the twist. at the very end -- allan, chill. [ laughter ] at the very end, we all get silly string. and the winners get to silly string the losers, okay? all right, here we go. sky, you're up first. take the first shot. ♪ [ cheers and applause ]
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♪ ♪ what are -- allan, you're walking into my backswing. what the -- all right, hold on. i've got to get a shot here. ♪ [ audience ohs ] congratulations, sky. [ light laughter ] allan, good luck, buddy. yeah, that's the swing we're going to need right there. oh! yeah. come on, buddy. oh, look. it's one direction! [ light laughter ] [ audience ohs ] >> give us your loudest song. ♪ >> jimmy: don't listen to this kid! ♪ [ audience ohs ] ♪ >> jimmy: does that count? it doesn't count. go. go again, go again. go ahead.
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♪ [ audience ohs ] go stand over there for a second and think about what you did. no, go over here. [ laughter ] tell your sister i said "what's up?" [ laughter ] you ready, pal? all right, come on. good luck. ♪ [ cheers ] ♪ get over here. let's try again. here you go. this is to see who gets silly string and who doesn't. congratulations, alexa. all right, good luck, buddy. ♪ oh, yeah. take your time, all right? "carson daly"'s already on. let's go. hurry up. [ laughter ] now, make this one count, all right? ♪ [ cheers ]
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♪ [ applause ] ♪ you've got silly string on me. hold on! i've got a chance to tie you. hold on a second, you guys. [ cheers ] [ drum roll ] [ audience ohs ] [ sad tuba ] just go for it right there. give them this thing right there. go ahead. just have your way. yeah, you guys won. one, two, three. [ cheers ] there you go. the winners right there, you guys. ♪ oh, i love these kids. all right, go see "short game," in theaters september 20th. orlando bloom joins us after the break. stick around, everybody! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thanks again to those kids. they're cute kids. i like those guys. you know our first guest from such blockbuster films as "the lord of the rings" and "pirates of the caribbean." starting thursday, you can see him at the richard rodgers theatre on broadway in "romeo and juliet." ladies and gentlemen, please welcome orlando bloom. ♪ [ cheers and applause ]
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>> jimmy: that's what i'm talking about. orlando bloom! >> how are you, man? >> jimmy: welcome to the show. >> thank you for having me. >> i'm so happy to have you on. i'm a big fan of yours. >> oh, me, too. >> jimmy: really? >> yeah. >> jimmy: i believed you. that was really good. >> i saw you just now with justin. that was brilliant. >> jimmy: oh, thank you. oh, that guy. that was good. that's guy's just so talented. do you know justin at all? >> yeah, a little bit. >> jimmy: yeah. >> we go to the same gym, funny enough, in l.a. >> jimmy: is that right? i want to go to that gym. they won't have me. yeah, they won't accept me. there's a membership there. yeah, absolutely. >> it's a club. >> jimmy: well, you, actually -- we know a lot of similar people. i know you worked with cameron crowe. >> oh, cameron crowe. >> jimmy: gosh. >> i want him to do the -- you know, if i ever die, he's gonna do the theme music to my life. >> jimmy: oh, really? yeah. >> don't you think he's, like, the most amazing -- >> jimmy: no, anything. any day of my life. i was in a couple scenes in "almost famous." but you were in "elizabethtown." you were great, and i loved it. that guy couldn't be a cooler human being. he's one of my idols. >> he is mine, too. i agree. >> jimmy: he would just play music to direct you, right? >> he would actually flip it on in the middle of a take, yeah. he would just -- it was -- and he actually -- something that carried through --
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and everything i do now, i have a playlist of, you know, everything i'm doing. >> jimmy: whenever you have stuff like that? >> whenever i have a character, yeah. way into -- a way in and out of music. music's a way in and out of characters. and that really started from cameron. because i'd be in the middle of a take, and suddenly he'd just bust out some phenomenal tune. and i'd be, like, "whoa." >> jimmy: i remember i had to scene where i had to, like, walk like i was really confident or something. he's, like, "all right, come on. we're going to roll and action. walk really confident." i'm, like -- i'm just an awful actor. and he's, like -- and so he cranks jimi hendrix. it was, like -- [ imitating guitar riff ] it totally worked. i was, like, "you're a genius!" >> there you go. >> jimmy: you are a genius. >> he is a genius. he's a genius. [ applause ] stuff like that. >> jimmy: but, gosh, you know you have your share of giant blockbuster movies. "pirates of the caribbean." oh, my gosh. i mean, that's just -- [ cheers and applause ] how fun is that? everywhere. i mean -- and then -- and now you're going to be in "the hobbit" that comes out. >> yeah, yeah. [ cheers and applause ] that one's going to be fun. it's --
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they asked me to come back and get the blond wig and bow and arrow going for legolas, which is great. >> jimmy: i mean, come on. [ cheers ] >> it's amazing. >> jimmy: that was the first time i think i actually -- i saw you. and i was, like, who's that dude? he was so good. and all the girls are going nuts for you, and they love it. but, i mean, you could tell -- and peter jackson -- >> he's a genius, yeah. >> jimmy: it's the love that he put into it. you can tell he that appreciates the stories and what he does. >> he does. he's a real creative genius. and he's down in new zealand doing his own thing, and he just does it the way he wants to. and it's what i think makes it so original. he actually -- it was funny. we did -- we were on set when they released the first trailer for the second movie. and there was -- there were these two girls. these two girls -- there was a response online, and these two girls went absolutely ballistic. >> jimmy: watching the trailer. >> watching the trailer of the movie. >> jimmy: and peter jackson's, like -- >> and pete's the sort of guy who goes, "let's do a response. let's do a response." so they filmed us responding to these girls responding to the trailer of the movie. >> jimmy: that's -- look at -- >> it was kind of cheesy. >> jimmy: we have the girls. let's take a look at these girls reacting to the trailer. look at this.
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>> oh, my god! [ screaming ] >> oh, my god! [ screaming ] [ yelling indistinctly ] >> oh, my god! [ speaking indistinctly ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's the only word i understood there. i just love it. >> i'm king. >> jimmy: i'm king, yeah, yeah. i mean, but that's exciting. i mean -- people -- i mean, they just -- you have a lot of great fans out there. >> it's pretty cool. >> jimmy: i know you appreciate your fans. but how can you say hi to all your fans when these people are showing up outside of "romeo and juliet"? look at this. >> jimmy: that's insane. i've never seen that in my life. how do you get in and out of the theatre? >> well, that's the end of -- that's the end of the show. it gets a little crazy. it does get a little crazy. >> jimmy: it does. >> but it's fun, you know? i mean, they -- you know, people -- so far, we've done this kind of contemporary telling of a great, classic play. i mean, the thing is "romeo and juliet" hasn't been done on broadway for, like, 36 years. >> jimmy: gosh. >> which is the year on my birthstone, you know, so it's a little mystic. >> jimmy: and condola rashad --
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>> condola rashad's beautiful. >> jimmy: condola rashad is a daughter to phylicia. >> phylicia rashad. >> jimmy: rashad. and ahmad rashad. but, i mean -- "the cosby show." hello? >> yeah, i know, right? i know, right? >> jimmy: oh, my god. you're mrs. cosby! but, i mean, she's a great actress. i mean, broadway actress as well. >> and she's wonderful. she's, like, like a two-time tony-nominated actress as well. so i'm, like, i'm the newbie on the block. i've never done -- i've never done shakespeare. i've never done broadway. and i'm, like -- i was, like -- i was, like -- i called my mom. i said, mom, so, i'm going to do -- when i finally committed and was in, i was, like, "i'm going to do 'romeo and juliet' on broadway." she goes, "you're cry." you, like -- you're doing, like -- you're climbing mount everest without oxygen for the first time. >> jimmy: thanks. oh, great. thanks, mom. >> i'm glad i called you. >> jimmy: i'll call you right back. exactly. well, we will make you feel -- >> and she's, like, "don't worry. don't read any reviews. just do your best. don't read anything. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: thanks, mom! >> they're going to hate you, anyway. it's okay." >> jimmy: honey, you always have "lord of the rings." [ laughter ] >> exactly, exactly. >> jimmy: you always have "lord of the rings," honey. okay? >> you're still the elf. still the elf. [ applause ]
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>> jimmy: well, you're getting great reviews. and hopefully we make you feel welcome here in our city. go see orlando bloom on broadway at the richard rodgers theatre. "romeo and juliet," starting this thursday. elvis costello joins us next. come on back. orlando bloom! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ across the country has brought me to the lovely city of boston. cheers. and seeing as it's such a historic city, i'm sure they'll appreciate that geico's been saving people money for over 75 years. oh... dear, i've dropped my tea into the boston harbor. huhh... i guess this party's over. geico. fifteen minutes could save you fifteen percent or more on car insurance. quarter pounder or medium fries at mcdonald's, you can peel for a chance to win one of thousands of xbox one entertainment systems or millions of other prizes -- and leave a legend!
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: our next guest is an award-winning singer/songwriter and member of the rock 'n' roll hall of fame. oh, we love him. his critically-acclaimed new album with the roots, "wise up ghost," as i said, joining with the roots here, combining with a double whammy. it's in stores today. please welcome my man, elvis costello. oh, my. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh, elvis costello, we love you. we love you always. we love having you by the show,
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on the show. now, we have this. >> sneaking in the back door. >> jimmy: you really are. you were sneaking around the hallways. i remember leaving one night. i think i was leaving around, like, 1:00 in the morning. we were writing some bit or editing something, and i lost -- i was leaving, and i walked by the roots' dressing room, and i was, like -- i heard this great music in there. i was, like -- like, they're always playing something cool. and i'm, like, it sounds like elvis costello. it's pretty cool, man. and i'm, like, walking by. i just poked -- i just, like, peeked my head in to say what's up. and you were there. and i was, like, wait, what? like, elvis costello, why are you here? this is so weird. i thought i was having, like, a nyquil dream. [ laughter ] but you kind of -- >> a nyquil dream? >> jimmy: yeah, you were kind of sneaking around. i did not know you were -- >> it's been a long time since i've heard that phrase. >> jimmy: exactly. >> i mean, that's -- that is obviously -- now the secret can be revealed. i want to thank you very sincerely for not having me thrown out of the building. >> jimmy: oh, come on. >> we creep in under cover of darkness. i mean, as you know, i am the
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man of 1,000 places and 1,000 voices. >> jimmy: yes, absolutely, yeah. >> so i'd come as the air conditioning repairman. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: was that you? oh, i thought i knew that was you. >> pizza delivery. that got past security a couple times. >> jimmy: i was wondering why the domino's guy had an accent. yeah, i was wondering. that was you, wasn't it? yeah. >> would you like some pepperoni? >> jimmy: yes. [ imitating accent ] would you like some pepperoni? yeah, this one's for free. >> pizza, pizza. >> jimmy: yeah, that's right. even a different company. >> no, but this -- we did a lot of the music for this record. >> jimmy: but how did it come about? just -- because you've been on the show three times now? >> well, because we were on the show. i'm going to stop now before i talk myself into nbc asking for royalties. >> jimmy: no, no, no. absolutely not. >> no, we didn't rehearse here. >> jimmy: so you didn't do it here? >> no, not here. >> jimmy: did you like the roots' dressing room? >> well -- i don't -- have you ever filmed in the roots' dressing room? oh, no. that's silly. because you can't get a camera in there. as you know, there is just, like, no expense -- what's the phrase? spent. and --
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>> jimmy: the roots have a very, very adequate dressing room, though. >> they have a working room. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: it's very -- it's very, very nice. >> it's a working space, but -- >> jimmy: it's definitely a working space. >> definitely a working space. but it's a combination dressing room, workshop, laboratory, loveseat. >> jimmy: loveseat? questlove. >> of course. >> questlove: hey. >> jimmy: watch it. >> it also has no clocks and no windows, which is like a las vegas casino. >> jimmy: we don't let them know what time it is. >> you can lose the college fund in there no problem. and we -- i mean, actually, seriously, the last time we were leaving the set here, quest dropped a word in my ear about taking it further than just the songs we played here on the set. and i really appreciate, actually, that we got the opportunity. we developed the toolbox to make this record on this very stage. and steven mandel, who sits
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there with his potions and -- >> jimmy: is that what those things are -- is that what they're called? potions? >> beakers, yeah. and he -- and cooking up this dialogue that we've had between quest and myself and all of the guys, and little by little, we admitted to ourselves we had made a record. >> jimmy: we -- i mean, it's getting unbelievable reviews, which i'm so happy about. congratulations on this. [ cheers and applause ] explain to me -- >> this is the -- >> jimmy: have you seen this yet? >> no, this is the first one i've seen. this is the moment that, you know -- like, it doesn't matter how many of these you make. when you get this thing in your hand, this is the -- this is it. and this -- look at this. it's, like, a proper record album. >> jimmy: yeah, it's a record out. it's art. [ cheers and applause ] they don't this anymore. they don't do it like that anymore. >> if you're going to have people, you know, sort of say, "well, we want you to hear what we did -- we put a lot of, you know -- lot of feeling into it." we cut up songs of mine, put them back together a different way to tell a different story.
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and i've never had as much fun making something that's as -- it's -- there's a lot of contemplation of the things in the world. we all know what's wrong. we want to make it better. i think it's a hopeful record despite some of the sad songs that we're singing, but making it was a gas. >> jimmy: was a gas. i mean, i love it. i love it so much. "wise up ghost." here's the cover. "walk us uptown" is -- you're going to do it for us tonight on the show. and then on the internet, you're doing "tripwire" for the -- >> we're gonna do "tripwire" and then as many songs as you'll let us play. >> jimmy: all right. you guys are going to hear elvis costello. pick up a copy of "wise up ghost" with the roots in stores right now. you won't regret it. it is so good. they're gonna perform a song from the album when we get back. come on back, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ female announcer ] we give you relief from your cold symptoms.
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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome back, everyone. i'm so happy and honored that our show inspired this collaboration. but it's happening right now. it's out, this is an actual product. i'm so psyched. we're thrilled to be presenting music from the album, "wise up ghost" on tv for the first time tonight. performing the song, "walk us uptown," here's elvis costello and the roots! [ cheers and applause ]
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♪ ♪ ♪ will you walk us uptown and wherever you go you know we will follow will you walk us uptown ♪ ♪ and we'll stand in the light of your new killing ground and we won't make a sound ♪ ♪ except to sing our sorrow will you walk us uptown while our tears run in torrents ♪ ♪ to suffer in silence or pray for some solace
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will you wash away our sins in the cross-fire ♪ ♪ and cross-currents as you uncross your fingers and take out some insurance no matter what the price ♪ ♪ it's your own paradise will you walk us uptown will you walk us uptown some hearts are sinking ♪ ♪ and some hearts are a-flutter some scoop gold from the dirt in the gutter ♪ ♪ or swallow the earth pouring into your mouth as they bury us upright saying ♪ ♪ 'everything's all right will you walk us uptown like some said that you could we will feast ♪ ♪ on your flesh and drink down your blood will you haul down that flag and dishonor that vow ♪ ♪ cause we must not change
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its color now will you walk us uptown no matter what the price ♪ ♪ each crushed in the corner of their own paradise will you walk us uptown will you walk us uptown ♪ ♪ will you walk us uptown ♪ ♪ that's always assuming that you're partly divine and partly human you're the king ♪ ♪ of our hearts you're the clown with the drum will you walk us uptown ♪ ♪ if we promise not to run will you walk us uptown will you gather us near as cowards flee ♪
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♪ and traitors sneer keep a red flag flying keep a blue flag as well and a white flag ♪ ♪ in case it all goes to hell ♪ ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's the way to do it right there! elvis costello, the roots! woo! "wise up ghost" is in stores right now. visit for an exclusive bonus performance.
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