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it is an impromptu ice cream shop in the east bay. yes, they are baboons nibbling on popsicles today at the oakland zoo. one of the ways the zookeepers help the animals stay cool. go in the water, take a little dip. >> they got the best deal. >> so cute. obstacles for the baboons at the oakland zoo. i'm looking at the weather board, 75 degrees right now in the city. >> i triple checked that temperature. unreal. cloud cover capped some of the heat. another warm one tomorrow. check out the south bay, 9:00 a.m., 73 degrees. cooler by the weekend. >> dress appropriately. thanks for joining us tonight. >> bye-bye. >> steve: from studio 6b in rockefeller center in the heart of new york city, it's "the tonight show starring jimmy fallon." tonight, join jimmy and his guests -- david spade.
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sophia bush. music, the both. and featuring the legendary roots crew. and now, here's your host, jimmy fallon! ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you. thank you very much. thank you so much. hot crowd. hot crowd tonight. welcome to the "tonight show" everybody. thank you for being here. oh, it's going to be fun. we're going to have a fun night tonight.
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it's going to be great. thank you for being here. i love you too ma'am. let's get to some news. here's what everyone's talking about. of course this los angeles clippers owner donald sterling [ audience boos ] >> jimmy: he's not here. [ laughter ] not coming. after his racist remarks yesterday the nba banned him for life. [ cheers and applause ] yeah and now he's being pressured to sell the clippers. and do you know who might buy them? floyd mayweather junior. apparently he's interested in buying the team. either that or he's lying just so he can get alone in a room with donald sterling. he's like,"i got a deal. come here. let me whisper it to you." yeah and also oprah. oprah is interested in becoming a new owner of the clippers. [ cheers ] it could be cool. it could be a little annoying when the playing introductions take like three hours. [ impersonating oprah ] at guard he's 6 feet tall. he went to wake forest.
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chris paul! [ cheers and applause ] look under your seats. it surprised some people that she was interested. but just ask stedman, there is nothing that oprah loves more than balls and clippers. [ laughter ] >> steve: oh hey, woah whoa, oh, woah. no you didn't. ey, oh, oh. >> jimmy: we have a great relationship. [ laughter ] but despite being banned from the nba, sterling isn't giving up. in fact he's starting his own basketball league with a bunch of new teams that appeal more to white people. >> steve: really? >> jimmy: yep. and we actually have a sneak -- [ laughter ] >> steve: really? i didn't know that. >> jimmy: and we have a sneak peek at some of the team names. >> steve: oh my gosh! >> jimmy: let's take a look. first up there's the denver j crew catalogs. [ laughter ] that's a great name. >> steve: great team. >> jimmy: the other team we have, the wyoming the whole foods. >> steve: that's good. >> jimmy: all of the
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basketballs are organic. that's why it's more expensive. then we have the oregon off beat clappers. everybody goes. go team. go, go, go team. love that hip-hop music. and we have the austin paula deans. [ laughter ] that's a great. really good -- should be a good league. [ applause ] well our friend rob ford is back in the news. we love that guy. [ cheers and applause ] this is unbelievable. so he claimed that he has reduced spending by $1.1 billion during his time in office. but it turns he was off by more than $200 million. [ laughter ] ford was like, "oops, i guess i used bad meth -- math." [ laughter ] there's no such thing as bad meth. of course another big story is the conflict with russia. yesterday russia's deputy prime minister said the white house should reverse its sanctions or else his country won't help nasa.
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yeah and this is true. he said astronauts will have to using a trampoline to t to space. [ laughter ] is it just me or is it that one golden retriever away from being a great movie. yeah, "space bud." >> steve: there's nothing in the rule book that says a dog can't jump into space on a a trampoline. >> jimmy: no it's got to be in russian. >> steve:[ speaking russian ] >> jimmy: not actual -- i didn't know you knew russian. i thought he was going to be like fake like -- [ russian accent ] there is nothing in rule book say dog can -- [ laughter ] >> steve: dog can go to space. >> jimmy: you actually spoke russia. that's awesome. some big tv news guys. it's rumored that "the view" is considering replacing barbara walters with the show's first ever male co-host. [ audience oohs ] in other words i think we just found another way to punish donald sterling. [ laughter ] you got to talk to these women for 20 years. [ laughter ] i saw that the cast of "duck dynasty" might launch their own children's clothing line. [ light laughter ]
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yep they say it makes a perfect gift for your son, nephew or little brother which on "duck dynasty" is usually the same person. [ laughter ] >> steve: ho, hey! >> jimmy: you saying billy bob joe is my son? no he's my cousin. he's my son. he's my cousin. sorry jake it's china town. [ laughter ] this is very nice. prince william apparently gave kate middleton a $6,000 watch for their anniversary this week. which is good because now she'll never be late for whatever it is she does. [ laughter ] [ british accent ] do i have to wave? check this out. there are reports that kanye west is planning to release a three hour spoken word album. [ cheers ] [ laughter ] so if you are a fan of kanye, get ready to prove it. [ laughter ] [ applause ] i got about a half hour in and i'm like nope. he's not the only one getting
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into spoken word lately. it turns out the recordings of donald sterlings rant was just a cut from his own spoken word album. it's called "spoke n words" -- oh no spoken words. [ laughter ] let's see the album again. spoken words, that's how you pronounce it. [ laughter ] [ applause ] i've never heard of a three hour album before. three hours. i've heard an album that felt like it was three hours. james poyser put out a -- >> steve: oh. boo. hey, oh. dvd. >> jimmy: hey, i want to say, congratulations to my man willie nelson. this week he received his fifth degree black belt in the martial art of the gongkwon yusul. [ applause ]
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of course gongkwon yusul is a a korean martial art where you get your opponent so high they just fall over. [ laughter ] great for willie. ♪ gonna kick your butt again just can't wait to kick your butt again ♪ [ laughter ] local story here, the nypd is starting to crack down on performers who dance in new york city subway trains. [ audience aws ] good news for commuters but terrible news for the city's least threating gang. ♪ once you are a jet you're jet all the way ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ you're never alone you're never disconnected gonna be a fight tonight i'm gonna fight you tonight ♪ ♪ you're never alone you're never disconnected ♪ [ cheers ] gonna be a gang bang tonight. >> steve: what? no, no. [ laughter ]
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>> jimmy: you guys get this. a man in california is making news for running a mile while drinking four beers, all under 5:00. [ applause ] sure, but when i try do it they tell me to get off the treadmill and leave the gym. [ laughter ] i'm like i can't dance on the subway. i can't do anything. haters. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] let's skip this joke. i don't want do this joke. [ laughter ] >> steve: gang bangers. >> jimmy: oh you got to see this. it's great. finally a man in ottawa, canada. -- oh i'm out of the breath. [ cheers ] i got to work out, man. finally, a man in ottawa canada was arrested yesterday for indecent exposure at a public park. wait until you hear what his name is. >> police have charged a ottawa
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man with indecent exposure after several flashing incidents at mooney's bay for the past two weeks. 62-year-old donald popadick was charged with -- [ laughter ] indecent acts and -- [ applause ] >> steve: come on! >> jimmy: that's going to be weird when he gets to jail and his cellmate says, "there's only room for one popadick around here." [ laughter ] we have a great show. give up for the roots, everybody. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hey guys, welcome. some fun news for me you guys. i'm going to be on the cover of "golf digest." i'm very excited about this. ♪ [ cheers and applause ]
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i love golf. here's me with my trophies. all my trophies there. [ laughter ] there's a good one there. me searching for something. that's a great photo. and then here is me just washing my balls. stuff like that. [ laughter ] i play golf. i love it. it's so fun. i golf all the time. and my grandfather actually told me about golf when i was growing up. we were out in the yard and you know golf club. i'm like what's that? he's like, i got to teach about golf because this is a great game. you can play it for the rest of you life. it's a sport you can pick up, as long as you can walk you can play golf. and then he took the golf club and put it into the dirt and then we tied to it a tomato plant. [ laughter ] that's what golf clubs are for. what a great week of shows so far. there's more ahead. tomorrow night spiderman himself andrew garfield will be here. >> steve: oh he's a delight. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: you're never alone. you're never disconnected. [ laughter ]
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>> steve: gang fight. >> jimmy: we're going to do something fun with him. also mary lynn rajskub is going to be on the show. i love her. "24" is back. chloe! we don't have time for this chloe. plus we'll have music from chvrches. oh i love chvrches. [ cheers and applause ] they're good. and on friday from the hit series "house of cards," he's amazing. oh my gosh. kevin spacey will be stopping by. [ cheers and applause ] i'm going to do a little singing with the kevin. it's going to be good but first we have a fantastic show tonight. always fun to have this guy here. he's one of the funniest human beings around. he's always -- i just talked to him. he's just like, oh these sides jokes. it felt like 30 jokes in every sentence he says. david spade is joining us tonight. [ cheers and applause ] always good. always talking about dating or something like that. he's just got hilarious stories. from nbc's new show "chicago pd," sophia bush is dropping in. [ cheers and applause ] talented, beautiful. and we have great music from
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aimee mann and ted leo. the both is performing for us tonight. [ applause ] she's always great. guys we did this fun thing last week. we set up a camera on the roof of our building, the world famous top of the rock. i don't know if you've been there but you've got to check it out. it's great. we asked people if they wanted to get their photo taken. we told them it was for the nbc top of the rock website. not true. [ laughter ] what they didn't know was while they were getting their picture taken me and cameron diaz were going to sneak out and photo bomb all their photos. [ laughter ] it was so fun. check it out. ♪ >> all set and big smiles and here we go. and three, two, one. ♪ great. and three, two, one. [ laughter ] and three, two, one.
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[ laughter ] >> selfie, selfie. three, two, one. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: charlie's angels. >> charlie's angels. >> jimmy: yeah we have to do charlie's angels. >> and three, two, one. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: do piggy back. >> okay. >> jimmy: no, no, i'll get on you. [ laughter ] >> three, two, one. [ laughter ] >> what are you doing? oh my god. >> okay. and three, two, one. [ laughter ] great. three, two, one. [ laughter ] i'm sorry, there's someone in
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the shot back there. >> oh my god! >> jimmy: that's cameron. >> we were just trying to get into your guy's photo. >> another one here. three, two, one. [ laughter ] three, two, one. little different. three, two, one. [ laughter ] [ applause ] all right. three, two, one. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: our thanks to the great cameron diaz. check her out in the number one movie right now "the other woman." we'll be right back with more of the tonight show, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] ♪
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome back everybody. welcome back. guys, do you ever go on twitter and see a tweet from a a celebrity and it looks like no sense? like, a random statement out of left field and then you click expand and realize they are just responding to another person's question. i'll show you what i mean in this next section. it's called "in reply to." [ cheers and applause ] ♪ in reply to in reply to ♪
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>> jimmy: so the way this works is i'm going to show you a a celebrity's tweet and then we'll see the question they were replying to. so, this first example is from george r. r. martin, the creator of "game of thrones." he responded to @scotthill32. he said, "it's brutal to watch. sometimes even i can't look at the screen." probably talking about "game of thrones." let's see what he was asked. what, do you think of, "dancing with the stars?" [ laughter and applause ] see what i'm saying? now you get it. that makes more sense. he can watch, "game of thrones" yeah, but billy dee williams dancing, oh no. [ laughter ] next one is from russian president vladimir putin. he replied, "guns and roses." see what the question was. "what are two things you do bring on a date?" [ laughter and applause ] [ putin voice ] guns and roses. [ laughter ] very romantic. here's a response from james franco. he answered, "15 or 16, maybe 17 tops." [ audience ohs ] [ laughter ] let's see the question -- "how many pull ups can you do?"
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[ laughter and applause ] see, get your mind out of gutter. unbelievable. the next one is from captain america. he replied, "i'm sorry for any confusion but i'm just a a fictional superhero." let's see what he was asked. oh it's from joe biden. he said, "will you be my running mate in 2016?" [ laughter and applause ] that'd be a hot ticket, but i'm not real. here's one from starbucks. they responded, "e-m-i-l-y" let's see the question -- "how do you spell the name allison?" [ laughter ] 75 percent of the time they get it right. is there a farn -- farn'd here? that not a name, farn'd. [ laughter ] here's a reply from the bronx zoo. they responded, "we'll be on hand with tranquilizer darts just in case." [ laughter ] to the question -- "will you be at the reunion of all 11 women on the view?" [ laughter and applause ] yeah, looking forward to that. should be fun. can never be too careful. moving on, here's one from the dalai lama.
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he responded, "not by choice but sometimes in life you're forced to do things you do not want to do." he was asked -- "now that letterman is retiring, will you watch jimmy fallon?" [ laughter and applause ] hey, i'll take it. i like that. here's from one our very own questlove. he responded, "no thanks." to the question -- oh, it's from james. he asked, "do you want to hang out this weekend?" [ laughter and applause ] what are you mumbling? what is he mumbling? james, i'll hang with you if you want to. [ laughter ] all right. let's keep going. here's one from dunkin' donuts, they responded, "round doughy and full of sugar." the question -- "describe your typical customer." [ laughter and applause ] wait, hey wait a second. hey, america runs on dunkin. walks briskly, not necessarily run.
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[ laughter ] dunkin donuts, you know what i call it? [ cheers ] funkin gonuts, absolutely! ♪ >> jimmy: go nuts. >> questlove: go nuts. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: here's the last one here. it's from hugh hefner, he replied "they're old shrunken and wrinkly." the question -- "how would you describe california raisins?" [ laughter and applause ] that's all the time we have for "in reply to." we'll be right back with david spade! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ (sign squeaking) (thunderclap) (cheering) (rollercoaster rumbling) ♪ (thunderclap) the world you've been waiting for is here. the wizarding world of harry potter, featuring the all new diagon alley and the hogwarts express.
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>> jimmy: welcome back, everybody. our first guest is a hilarious, hilarious comedian and actor whose new stand-up special is called "my fake problems." premiers sunday at 10:00 pm on comedy central. please welcome david spade. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: you're looking good buddy. you're looking good. i like the new look. like "gq." >> thank you. >> jimmy: gq david spade, man. >> i realize i've had the other look for -- it's 20 years old. so this one's only five years old. >> jimmy: well, it look great. >> i'm catching up. >> jimmy: welcome to the "tonight show," my friend. >> it's great. it's great. good to be here. you know, in the dressing room you have a tv, and i just want to say quickly, i was a little
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scared because i saw a preview for this movie "the purge." did you ever see this movie? >> jimmy: yeah. >> yeah, i didn't know about it. it there's a second one. the first one did all right. first of all i hate scary movies. it's the premise is -- do you know this? >> jimmy: i just like that you don't like scary moves. >> no, i'm scared to death. i've never seen one. >> jimmy: you throw these little things in here. the purge -- i hate scary movies. it's so good, i love it. >> i just want them to know i'm a real guy 'cause i look so tough. look like an athlete. [ laughter ] and i want them to know i'm human. i'm not some hardass on tv. >> jimmy: yeah, i see -- i got you. >> i -- this is the previous life -- once a year, this is the premise, there is no laws. you can commit murder and rape and crime and i'm like -- and a little flimsy of a a premise and i hope it does not happen. because everyone bought into it. and i'm like really. so far, so good. so -- you know you board up your house and everything. on this night, on the preview the couple's like a cute couple, they're driving and it's getting dark and they're like -- car's like na, na, na, na. and she's like -- and he's like -- i know -- and they get out and then you
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see them. vroom! motercycles, guys with the machetes. and all i can think of, are you cutting this close on the purge night. [ laughter ] you know what i mean? >> jimmy: you went for ice cream on purge night? i need my dairy queen. >> i'd get home after 3:00 latest. you know what i mean? he's like i want to go to the bank today. i want to go to subway. she's like, babe, it is the purge, i don't want to be a a bitch but like can we push all this till tomorrow. tomorrrow, we'll do whatever you want. >> jimmy: it's purge night. >> forget three, let's get home by noon. you know what i mean? well watch "captain phillips." we'll watch "wolf of wall street." make a whole night. >> jimmy: do you remember your first ever "tonight show?" >> yeah because this is the new "tonight show." >> jimmy: that's correct. >> this is the new -- >> jimmy: yeah i had an idea. >> you're are the 19th host. >> jimmy: the 19th host, that's right. before me it was edward james almos. >> carson wasn't even the first one. but when i squeaked on. >> jimmy: you did stand-up. >> when i did --
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i'll tell the story. [ laughter ] when i -- >> jimmy: take care everybody. ♪ >> jimmy. i'm kidding. >> jimmy: it is a talk show. as you were saying. >> i'm kidding. >> jimmy: i'm sorry, i'm listening. i'm listening. >> it is a talk show. not a listen show. [ laughter ] i'm kidding. one of my best friends. >> jimmy: no this is fun. >> i know the story is getting winded already apparently. he's like -- so i was doing stand-up. i just got on "snl" but i hadn't been on yet so that reason they probably put me on. i go on as stand-up. it's right before johnny carson finishes, like the last two months. so i'm freaked out. it's very nerve wracking. so i go on there, i got my crummy little jokes. and i don't know what to wear. i'm from arizona. i'm this dirt ball. so i have a sleeveless flannel skateboard shirt. and then i put --
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no one's checking me by the way. they don't even ask me what i'm wearing underneath. and then i have this cable crew from the gap half off rack. >> jimmy: were you nervous to go on carson? >> oh my god, it was sickening. >> jimmy: did you talk to the producers? well i talked to this guy. he goes -- he goes you go up there and you do your six minutes and then turn and get out of there. and i go, what do you mean? he goes you turn and you walk back. and i go but johnny is right there. don't even look at him just leave. and i go, well i heard sometimes they wave you over and then it makes you more famous. [ laughter ] and he goes, no no no, it's not gonna happen. that's for the seinfelds. he goes, do your thing and scram. and i go all right. so i walk up, i do my little joke. and then i go good night. and i go uhm, i waved that way. and i go. 'cause he's behind me. johnny goes hey good stuff. he's not looking. he won't look over here. and so i get off, and the guy goes what are you doing? go over and sit with johnny. and i go, you told me not to look. i don't want to get fired. [ laughter ] and he goes, fired? your six minutes are over that's it. but called you over and you didn't see him.
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>> it's something weird happened. yeah, yeah, yeah where he was -- >> jimmy: we actually have a a clip. >> of the actually one? >> jimmy: of this happening. >> oh, what if i'm lying. [ applause ] >> you don't want none of me? that's it thank you. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> david spade. ♪ funny kid. too nervous to even look over. >> what? >> he's too nervous to look over. >> too nervous to look over, he's funny kid. david spade. we'll be right back. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's awesome. >> it was fun. >> jimmy: that's awesome that you got to tell that story and live that. that's a cool experience. >> i was scared because i never got meet him so -- >> jimmy: you never got to meet him -- that was my big shot. so i'm backstage, shirt off, reeking because i was so nervous, you know. and then -- you know what b.o. is. [ laughter ]
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>> jimmy: oh sure -- i mean i know what it is but don't act like i definitely know what it is. i don't have b.o. >> people have it, not you. some of the other talk show guys. but not you. and i have shirt off and i have pepto-bismol like -- >> jimmy: pepto-bismol? >> yeah because i'm so sick because i have diarrhea because i'm scared. [ laughter ] all right, don't dig so deep. >> jimmy: sorry, i'm not barbara walters. i'm just asking. >> well you know what pepto does. >> okay. i'm sorry. [ laughter ] >> i get a knock and i'm like -- i get a knowck and i'm like -- and there's johnny, doc, and ed. and they're all standing there and was like drop smash -- because i didn't -- and i wasn't expecting them. he's the most famous person in my life. and he goes hey, i just wanted to say good set, good job, you didn't come over. yeah they told me not to. got that guy fired. [ laughter ]
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and then he goes pepto, i'm trying to quit the stuff myself. and then he left. that was like the sweetist thing i ever heard in my life. >> jimmy: that was a good joke. >> yeah, he gave me a little -- on the way out. that was -- never went on again. but he was finished after that. >> jimmy: i mean, you started with stand-up. just never stopped. >> i still do it. that's i'm doing this comedy central special this sunday cause i -- >> jimmy: first one in ten years. >> yeah i do stand up, it's no good but i still do it. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that's not true. your so down on yourself. >> i got to pay the accord bills. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you're still leasing an accord? >> i got the pinstripes, i got the sheep skins. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: oh my -- sounds like the -- >> yeah. >> jimmy: but here is the poster for it. "my fake problems" is the special. how gross is this? come on that's hilarious. great guy, hilarious. [ cheers and applause ] if you have never seen david spade do stand-up, do yourself a favor and check it
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out. it's really good. here's a clip of david spade, "my fake problems," comedy central. >> i used to live down in this crummy neighborhood. my first apartment was a loft. you know what that is where they have the bed sticking out of the wall and you have to get up there with the ladder. and it sucks because the landlord goes, it's a little rickety it's not too sturdy. i don't want more than 500 pounds up there. and i go, trust me i don't want more than 500 pounds up there either. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's the type of stuff you're going to get. david spade, "my fake problems," premiers sunday 10:00 p.m. on comedy central. sophia bush joins us next. come on back, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪
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ladies and gentlemen please welcome sophia bush. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: you look gorgeous. >> thanks. >> jimmy: welcome to the show. thank you for coming on. >> thank you for having me. >> jimmy: i appreciate -- we met -- >> this is very exciting. >> jimmy: do you remember -- >> i'm so pumped to be here. >> jimmy: oh really? good. well i'm pumped that you are here. >> i think you know i'm a a really big fan though. >> jimmy: i do. because the first time i met you -- >> i accosted you. yeah. >> jimmy: little bit yeah. yeah you photo bombed me -- >> yes. >> jimmy: -- during an interview. i actually have -- i was on the red carpet. >> yeah you were promoting the new "tonight show" was coming on and i was so excited i wanted to come say hi and before i knew what my body was doing, i was leaping behind you in the air, and then you caught me. i introduced myself and i think was like, "oh my god, hi jimmy. i'm such a big fan." and then i ran away. >> jimmy: yeah.
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you had a valley girl accent and you were like oh my god. >> oh my god -- and i had no shoes on because my feet hurt. because i had been there for eight like hours. it was a great first impression. >> jimmy: so here -- here is what you did. you instagramed this. >> i did. >> jimmy: and that's you. [ laughter ] >> yeah and i look so short because i'm bare foot. but i also, i mean, you know -- >> jimmy: but i can tell you are a big fan. can we zoom in here? i photobombed jimmy gallon during -- [ laughter ] >> hey, listen. >> jimmy: appreciate it, really big fan of mine. jimmy -- the old jimmy gallon show. >> i also corrected -- i corrected that it was a big auto correct fail. but look at the other thing i gave you. #myfavorfunnyman. >> jimmy: aw. >> that's me. this is after. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i love that. thank you. >> yes. >> jimmy: well speaking of hashtags, you invented the air hashtag. >> i did. >> jimmy: i was reading "us weekly," as i always do. right there i invented the air hashtag. >> many years ago. at one of the many nerd conferences i attend. i was talking and i was -- i loved to say happening like hashtag happening when something big is going on. and i was speaking to the founder of twitter. and i was like, it's happening.
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and he was like what did you just do? and i said you know, some people air quote like it was awesome and when you want to air hashing to you do down to the side. there's your pound sign. so it's like happening. >> jimmy: really? >> fallon, tonight show. >> jimmy: we do a bit on the tonight show. >> i know but mine only takes one hand. and you don't have to say hashtag. you can just say jimmy or, sophia bush is here, or whatever, you should try it. it's really good. [ cheers ] and look because we impressed all the people at twitter i got a tweet from the ceo of twitter. and when you are a nerd that's like your porn basically. and dick costolo said it was a a big hit at the office. >> jimmy: wow that's pretty cool. >> so -- >> jimmy: well see, i think i invented the air hashtag. >> just try it. just say happening for me. >> jimmy: happening. [ laughter ] >> -- it feels good though, doesn't it? >> jimmy: no it didn't feel right at all. [ laughter ] >> okay, okay. >> jimmy: this is 2012 right? >> yeah but it was years before. it was just in 2012 i got to show it to evan williams. >> jimmy: well, my friend i would like you to look at this
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pudding. because there will be proof in the pudding. watch. a lot of times on twitter these lists get started where tweet out topics with a pound sign in front of them. on twitter they call it hashtag. for instance someone would start a hashtag called hashtag "things that bother me." >> jimmy: yeah, look familiar? >> okay. >> jimmy: hashtag. hashtag. [ cheers and applause ] this is nothing. >> this is the air hashtag. >> jimmy: this is not hashtag at all. >> when you do it like this it is a drunk hashtag. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i don't have a a cigarette. get me a cigarette. if i do this, someone's gonna hand me a cigarette. and i go, i don't want a a cigarette. i was hashtaging -- hashtag don't smoke. >> this is like 6 tequilas. >> jimmy: hashtag i don't smoke. >> i don't smoke either. >> jimmy: i'm flamboyant. [ laughter ] >> you do it so well. >> jimmy: i kind of like doing it. yeah. now i'm into the hashtag yeah. [ talking over each other ] >> let's just do the whole rest of the interview like this. >> jimmy: yes, very good. tag it. >> this is good. >> jimmy: yeah. how many times -- it's a a drinking game.
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how many times have we hashtaged during our interview? after the drink. >> are we running a tally? i'd like to know. >> jimmy: yeah, it's 35 times. >> should we go for a world are record maybe? >> jimmy: yeah, totally. >> okay. [ laughter ] for the rest of the day. >> jimmy: pal, chicago pd. congratulations on this. >> thank you. >> jimmy: we're so happy to hear about it. it's a hit show. >> thank you. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: 10:00 wednesdays? >> yeah. >> jimmy: and we're so happy, i guess we're following it this evening. and thank you very much because the ratings are great. and so if you do well, we do well. >> high five. >> jimmy: now what is that you just did? high five? >> it was just a high five. >> jimmy: no -- but no -- >> i'm actually excited to be here and doing weird things. >> jimmy: high five -- i think you invented a new thing. >> no, i -- >> jimmy: calling out the high five until you get your five. high five. >> it's like a -- it's like a a don't leave me hanging man. >> jimmy: it's like don't leave me hanging. i'm going to keep talking until someone smacks my hand. yeah i like it. [ laughter ] i'm going to steal that again. >> okay. >> jimmy: and then put a fake date on it like i invented it. [ laughter ] >> that's right.
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[ laughter ] >> jimmy: but "chicago pd." do you film in chicago? >> we actually film in chicago. >> jimmy: i love chicago. what a great city. what a cold city. >> yeah. >> jimmy: it is freezing. >> well, yes. people are always asking what i like and i'm like food, people great. weather bad. >> jimmy: yeah. >> which you know because you you brave psychopath did the polar punch in a suit and i just don't understand how you ever got warm again after that. >> jimmy: i thought i died. >> you kind of did. >> jimmy: i went all the way down. i think i did die. my heart stopped. >> you absolutely died for at least 30 seconds. >> jimmy: i got out of the water and i heard bag pipes. and i go, oh no. because i'm a irish person and that's what happens when you die. you hear bag pipes. >> when "amazing grace" starts, it's over. >> jimmy: it's like, we're going to heaven. grandpa, here i come buddy. you know? and then i was like looking around to make sure there were bag pipe players. there were bagpipers there and i was like this fantastic. >> yeah. >> jimmy: you get like a rush though. it's an adrenaline rush and you get warm right as soon as you get out. you feel great. >> i think you're lieing. i think you blacked out and were dead and you don't
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remember being warmed in an ambulance or wherever it was but you came back to life. >> jimmy: high five. [ laughter ] i want to show a clip. here's sophia bush in "chicago p.d." take a look at this. >> do you want to see me? >> what's charlie paglisi doing back in town? >> i don't know, but i will handle it. >> the deal was i take you in, he stays out of illinois. >> like i said, i will handle it. >> don't go backwards there. [ gunshots ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's what i'm talking about. >> oh dear. >> jimmy: get involved. it's a good show. wednesday at 10:00 p.m., "chicago p.d." sophia bush. [ cheers and applause ] "the both" perform next. come on back. it's a great, great band. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: our next guest, features the talents of the aimee mann and ted leo. and they're making their tv debut with us tonight to perform the song "milwaukee" from their new self-titled album. please welcome, the both! [ cheers and applause ] ♪
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♪ we walked over the bridge in milwaukee past the statues of fonz and the duck ♪ ♪ with the wind kicking in and the sparrows all running amok ♪ ♪ and that woman your friend who was pregnant ♪ ♪ put your hand on her belly for luck ♪ ♪ and i laughed 'cause it's you and i knew that you knew you were stuck ♪ ♪ you can tell by the laugh in the dark at the sound of the bell you can tell m ♪ it's the nucleus burning inside of the cell it's the nucleus burning inside of the cell ♪ ♪
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: my thanks to david spade, sophia bush, the both, cameron diaz and the roots right there ladies and gentlemen. stay tuned for "late night with seth meyers." thank you so much for watching. have a great night. hope to see you tomorrow. bye-bye everybody. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> announcer: from 30 rockefeller plaza in new york, it's "late night with seth meyers." tonight -- lucy liu, former congressman barney frank,


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