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could be. >> she's wired. >> free cash. >> you'll be up late. >> i have to watch the meteor shower. >> and for the hidden cash. you have a live look -- >> she no longer cares about the meteor shower. >> those of you in the south bay and east bay are saying, look, we have clouds. i can't see anything. those clouds are moving to the south. so the later we get so 12:30, 1:00 clouds will move off to the south. you have a decent window to see something by 1:00 a.m. >> you told us earlier get away from the coast. >> yes. >> stay away from the fog. >> thanks. >> thanks for joining us. >> have a nice weekend, folks. >> steve: from studio 6b in rockefeller center in the heart of new york city, it's "the tonight show starring jimmy fallon." tonight, join jimmy and his guests -- seth macfarlane, thandie newton,
musical guest, rascal flatts, and featuring the legendary roots crew. and now, here's your host, jimmy fallon! ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you. thank you very much. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] oh my gosh. you guys look fantastic. welcome to "the tonight show." [ cheers and applause ] guys, i'm so excited i haven't told anybody about this yet. and i just got word it is official. this audience can kick all other audience's asses.
[ cheers and applause ] ♪ that's why this works. that's right. it's fleet week here in new york city. very exciting, and in honor of fleet week and memorial day our audience tonight is made up of service men and women who fight for our country. meanwhile have a panic attack every time i play "call of duty." [ laughter ] where can i hide? where can i hide? that's right, there are thousands of the sailors walking around the city tonight, meaning tomorrow morning we'll see the world's most impressive walk of shame. [ laughter ] sir, ma'am. ma'am, sir. [ cheers and applause ] that's my hat. that's my hat. i want to give a shout out to our friend marco andretti who's gonna be racing in the indy 500 this weekend. that's right. drivers will be going around in a circle 200 times. or as my dad calls that, "looking for a parking space." [ laughter ] "just put it in the garage." you guys may have heard about this. the rangers -- the new york
rangers and the canadiens are the playing the stanley cup playoffs and i have a little bet going on with the montreal canadiens. if they win i have to do an entire monologue in the canadiens jersey. [ boos ] but if -- sorry, when the rangers win -- [ cheers and applause ] the canadiens mascot, youppi, his name is youppi. he has to take pictures in montreal in public wearing a a rangers jersey and post it on twitter. ten photos. >> steve: yeah. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: poor youppi. well, i had a little setback last night. the canadiens beat the rangers in overtime. and are now only one game behind. or as that's also called, "still losing." [ laughter ] you want to mess with me, canada? [ laughter ] for a second the audience didn't have my back there. [ laughter ] i got a little nervous there.
yeah. this is pretty big. nbc nightly news anchor, our pal brian williams went to russia this week for an exclusive interview with edward snowden, and snowden's already leaked it. [ laughter ] it was a pretty good interview. it was a pretty good interview, i enjoyed it. that's right, brian williams interviewed edward snowden. though it got weird when snowden was like, "why are you asking all these questions, i thought you were a rapper." ♪ [ "rappers delight" playing ] ♪ there you go. >> steve: yeah. [ cheers and applause ] bri-wi! >> jimmy: bri-wi. he loves that bit. >> steve: bri-wi! >> jimmy: he loves us. hey, also just in time for memorial day, a company in california has created a new grill that can actually text you when your burgers are done. [ laughter ] yep, they say it's a great way to enjoy grilling with none of the fun of grilling. [ laughter ] do you want to come to my cookout? we're gonna sit inside till my phone beeps. [ laughter ] that's right, a grill that can text you when your burgers are done.
so if you love barbecuing but you can't tell when your burger's done, what kind of man are you? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: speaking of texting, the local news here in new york -- this is a great story. they're doing a story about how in some places you can now text 911 in an emergency. it's so easy to do when you're in an emergency, to text. >> steve: wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait! >> jimmy: yeah. but while i was watching the news report i noticed something kind of weird on the screen behind the reporter. take a look at this. >> if someone in the city were to send a text to 911 they would automatically get a a message back telling them to call emergency responders instead. [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: look at what they're texting. >> steve: 911, what's your emergency? >> jimmy: hugs and kisses, hugs and kisses, hugs and kisses. >> steve: we'll be right over there sir. [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: hugs and kisses. i read that las vegas has withdrawn its bid to host the 2016 gop convention because it won't be ready in time.
when asked why, vegas said, "we just don't have enough prostitutes." [ laughter ] [ audience oohs ] we're laughing because we know that's not true. >> steve: yeah exactly. comical. >> jimmy: and this isn't good. it was reported that the state department's e-mail system was down for several hours this week. well, at least that's what they're telling biden when he asks if they got their e-vites for his memorial day barbecue. [ laughter ] yeah, well i'll have my grill text you. [ light laughter ] listen to this. officials from facebook recently visited the vatican to encourage pope francis to join the site, but he apparently turned them down. he said, "i have already have enough people telling me what they did last weekend. i don't need facebook." speaking of facebook, research has shown that a lot of people are now getting their news from facebook. that's how they're getting news. so much so that facebook is now publishing its own newspaper. i'll show you what i mean in today's copy of facebook head lines. ♪
[ applause ] >> jimmy: facebook headlines, today's top story is "mom posts gangnam style video on daughter's wall asking,'have you seen this?'" [ laughter ] a million times, mom. let's check out another headline. "friend who was in a band now in a different band." oh, that's interesting. [ light laughter ] next headline, "women changes profile photo for the ninth time in three days." [ light laughter ] here's another headline. "friend gets engaged even though she's definitely not as pretty as me." [ laughter ] and finally our last headline, "sailor scores in new york city using, 'prepare to be boarded' as pickup line." there you are. [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: what? >> jimmy: get this guys, germany just passed a new law that requires couples to delete intimate photos of each other when they break up. which makes sense because if there's anyone who would like to delete their history, it's
the germans. [ laughter ] [ audience oohs ] >> steve: oh snap! no you didn't. [ applause ] two world wars for you. two world wars. >> jimmy: all right. and finally there was a sci-fi fantasy convention in canada the other day and the local news was on hand to cover it. and at one point they interviewed this guy dressed as the witch king from "lord of the rings." check it out. >> while we have you here witch king, you've also decorated one of the other rooms here on the 15th floor. what's the theme for yours? >> it's a music-themed room, so you know, it'll be a nice, friendly atmosphere, everyone can, you know, we'll have music, guitars, coffee in the morning. you know, muffins. cookies all day. fresh fruit. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: ladies, he's single. we have a great show. [ cheers and applause ] thank you guys for being here. give it up for the roots right there.
♪ in the army in the navy in the air force ♪ ♪ in the marines in the coast guard ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: an amazing show tonight. he's the hilarious creator of "family guy" and the man behind the movie "ted." he has a new movie he wrote, directed and stars in called "a million ways to die in the west," seth macfarlane is here tonight. [ cheers and applause ] from the show "rogue" the beautiful, the lovely, the talented thandie newton is stopping by. [ cheers and applause ] plus as i mentioned before, it is fleet week here in new york city and we have an entire audience full of members of the armed forces. they're looking good. [ cheers and applause ]
and we're all going drinking right after the show. [ cheers and applause ] thanks again guys. we have a fun game planned with some of them too. and maybe even a special guest to help us out with that. and then also, you can't get better music than our guest tonight. oh my goodness. they have currently the number one album on the billboard country charts. rascal flatts are gonna perform tonight. [ cheers and applause ] you can't beat it. >> steve: cannot. >> jimmy: you can't beat it. quickly i wanted to mention that our pals tenacious d, we love those guys, they're hosting an awesome event called "festival supreme" on october 25th at the los angeles sports arena. tickets go on sale on friday, may 30th. it's a fun comedy rock concert, so check it out and support those dudes. they're good friends. [ cheers and applause ] i like those guys. guys, girls, today is friday and that's usually when i catch up with some personal stuff.
i check my inbox, return some e-mails and of course send out thank you notes. and i was running a bit behind today, so i thought if you guys wouldn't mind, i'd just like to write out my weekly thank you notes right now. is that cool? [ cheers and applause ] roots? first of all, roots, congratulations on your album "and then you shoot your cousin." there it is right there. their album just came out. [ cheers and applause ] congratulations. can i get some thank you note writing music please? ♪ [ laughter ] is he all right? he looks like a wax figure. >> steve: yeah. looks like a prop from "star trek." [ laughter ] >> jimmy: "star trek." >> steve: look at him. [ laughter ] look at the eyes. >> jimmy: maybe it is the eyes. >> steve: kirk, you will die. kirk. [ laughter ] yikes. ♪
>> jimmy: thank you, the new mcdonald's happy meal mascot called "happy" for looking like a california raisin had sex with a lego. [ laughter ] >> steve: hey, kids love legos. >> jimmy: you need to sell a a happy meal? >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: you get a toy in it. you got a burger and a toy. >> steve: come on, i'm a kid. >> jimmy: i'm a kid, i want to make sure they have a spokesman there. ♪ thank you, the roots's new album "and then your shoot your cousin" for being a lot better than last week's release of "and then you kick your brother-in-law." [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] it's a good record. >> steve: good record. excellent. >> jimmy: it's good record. [ sound effects ] >> steve: ghosts. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i beat you, i beat you. ♪
thank you, heat, pacers, spurs and thunder, for sounding less like nba playoff teams and more like a row of male strip clubs. [ laughter ] this weekend at spurs, all you can drink. >> steve: come to thunder. >> jimmy: yes. >> steve: thunder down under. ♪ >> jimmy: thank you, face time, for being the most technologically advanced way to look directly up your friend's nose. [ laughter ] what are you doing later? oh i'm having a barbecue. that's cool man. >> steve: it's gonna text me when it's done. >> jimmy: what's that, bud? >> steve: my barbecue's gonna text me when it's done. i don't even have to grill it. i just put it out there and it texts me and i eat the food. >> jimmy: can i ask you a a question? >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: do you find it weird that we have the same voice? >> steve: not at all. [ laughter ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you, take out restaurants who put two forks and two spoons in the bag, for
being nice enough to assume that all this food i ordered is for two people. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: oh yeah. what does bill want? ♪ all by myself don't wanna be all by myself ♪ >> jimmy: i face timing you, dude. [ laughter ] >> steve: oh man, you got a a giant booger. ♪ >> jimmy: thank you, "x-men: days of future past," for coming to theaters. i can't wait to see it after yesterday in the future before tomorrow now. [ laughter ] [ applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you, mutton
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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome back to the show everybody. as i said it is fleet week here in new york city and we have to celebrate -- we have an all military audience. joining me right now for a a special game of random object shootout. [ light laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] are members of all five branches of the united states armed forces. ♪ [ cheers ] from the army please welcome staff sergeant jeff dorby. ♪ [ cheers ] sergeant margaret core. ♪ [ cheers ] from the marine corp, staff sergeant jesse costo. ♪ [ cheers ] corporal dominick dorvil. ♪ [ cheers ] from air force, captain -- ♪ [ cheers ] and senior airman erica swansburg. ♪ [ cheers ] from the coast guard lieutenant felix tobaios. ♪ [ cheers ] and first class petty officer frank ianazo simmons. ♪ [ cheers ] and from the navy chief petty officer karen wyndham.
♪ [ cheers ] and ls two shawn denay murray. ♪ [ cheers ] we're split into two teams with one member of each branch per team. i will lead this team but the other team is going need a a leader. and i know just the guy. he's a grammy award winning rapper, star of nbc's "law and order: svu" and most importantly a us army veteran. please welcome the one and only u.s. army ranger 25th infantry division, ice-t. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> all right. >> jimmy: ice t, ice. >> you're gonna lose. >> jimmy: oh no, no no no. >> we're gonna win, we're gonna win. >> jimmy: now -- here's the way it's gonna work. each team is going to take turns simultaneously shooting these random objects into their basketball hoop.
the objects shooting tonight are mannequin head wearing sun glasses and zinc on the nose so it doesn't get sunburnt there. and then we have a bowl of super bouncy balls. we have a chocolate milk shake -- yes it's the real deal. yeah, so don't drink it. yeah yeah. you want the weight an this. yeah. we have a rubber duck. we with have an open bag of charcoal. and finally the money ball. this is worth two points that ice-t and i will shoot. the super soaker. right there, that's the money ball it's worth two points. roots, can we get a little music? ♪ all right, everyone ready? here we go. ice will stand right here. you guys are up first. army. go up to the thing and shoot when you're ready. ah. [ audience awes ] >> that what's up -- [ audience awes ] >> tie game, here we go. >> good try, good try. >> jimmy: marines. >> underhand homey, underhand it.
[ applause ] >> jimmy: you did good, buddy. coast guard. >> not looking good. [ cheers ] >> come on baby, come on. come on. we need one. yes. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] winner man, you a winner. >> jimmy: air force. [ cheers and applause ] come on. get that duck in there. come on. get that rubber duck in there. >> come on. [ audience awes ] >> jimmy: navy, come on. [ cheers and applause ] you can do that. i know it's hard. you can do it underhand, you can do it. come on you can do it. you going overhand? >> throw it hard. [ audience aws ]
>> jimmy: no one got hurt. i would do it -- you can do it like this way too. [ audience ohs ] >> we're still up, we're still up. >> jimmy: how heavy was that? all right, ice-t. up to me and you right now. it's the money ball. >> we're up by one -- i'm up my one already. >> jimmy: you're up by one, but when i sink this we're going win. money ball is worth two points. >> we gotta win. >> come on, jimmy. >> you got this, you got this. >> do these things work? >> jimmy: yeah they work. [ audience aws ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: good stuff. i know better -- i know than to shoot ice-t. >> let's go. >> jimmy: all right here we go. that's it. ice-t is the winner right there. you guys -- [ cheers and applause ] >> no way. >> jimmy: thank you buddy.
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>> jimmy: i know better than to shoot ice-t. yeah, i can't do -- i can't shoot him back. you guys, welcome back. our first guest is the emmy-winning creator of "family guy" and the writer, director, and star of the new film "a million ways to die in the west." it's very funny. it's in theaters everywhere on may 30th. please welcome, seth macfarlane. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh, my god. thank you, seth. welcome to the show. >> is that like a faux pas to salute if you're not actually a a serviceman. is that a -- >> jimmy: no but i think the way you saluted was weird. [ laughter ] [ talking over each other ] >> jimmy: yeah, no one needs to do that. >> better choreography than that. >> jimmy: she really did. yeah, that was -- bob fosse helped you with that
salute, yeah. >> it could have been a lot worse. >> jimmy: seth woodbury macfarlane. >> yes. yeah. >> jimmy: woodbury. >> yes, woodbury. >> jimmy: it's a very distinguished name. >> yeah, you'd think. you'd think. >> jimmy: yeah. is it a family name? >> it is all of the -- males on my mom's side of the family have that middle name. we thought it was a classy, east coast family name that had been in the family for generations so we asked my grandfather one year, "where does this name come from?" and he said -- "well, you know. when i was born in 1904, my mom was just -- taken with the town drunk who was named "woodbury." and -- so we -- discovered we're all not only named after a drunk but by probably one of those like, turn of the century, w.c. fields drunks. like, the top hat with the lip flipped up and -- [ laughter ] -- like open toed shoes and an over coat and -- >> jimmy: you're named after a a town drunk. is that -- like, really? >> -- uses words like gov'nah. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah. gov'nah. a big red nose. >> back when, back when being a a drunk was adorable and not sad. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: congratulations on
the 12 seasons of "family guy." 12 seasons. >> is it twelve? >> jimmy: that's insane. [ cheers and applause ] i mean, i love it. i was on an episode. very proud to be on. thank you very much for putting me in there, yeah. >> sorry about that. >> jimmy: no problem. [ laughter ] but you have -- a giant audience for "family guy." a lot, big military audience as well? >> yeah! you know, we find -- actually, there's a lot of -- we get a lot of the letters from the military. people who watch the show overseas and then get a laugh out of the it. [ cheers and applause ] i guess it's good -- it works overseas. at this point, that's the only reason we do it because we're sick to death of everything else. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah. exact -- yeah, just making everyone laugh. that's good. do people always bother you and go, "oh, please, do stewie or do peter." >> they -- is this a setup? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: will you please do stewie? please. come on! do it. no. would you? [ cheers and applause ] just for these guys? all right. >> [ stewie voice ] i'll be out in the parking lot after the show. [ laughter ] to show a little nipple because i just want you boys to know what you're fighting for.
[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: do a little nipple. oh, my god. congratulations on this movie, "a million ways to die in the west." you wanted to make a western. >> yeah. yeah. >> jimmy: i mean -- >> i'm a fan of westerns. >> jimmy: me too! >> yeah. >> jimmy: and it's beautifully shot by the way. >> ah, god. thank you. >> jimmy: it's fantastic and it's really, really funny. a lot of great cast. liam neeson. charlize theron. it's just amazing. >> best cast i could have asked for. >> jimmy: it's really funny. and you are in it as well. >> yeah, believe it or not. believe it or not, it could be career ender. >> jimmy: it's going to be a a career ender for you, yeah. well, no. last time you were here for "ted." >> yeah. >> jimmy: you were like -- you said, "well, i don't know if 'ted' is going to work. it might flop too." and you said, "i'm going to beat the critics to it." >> right. yes. >> jimmy: and write headlines -- >> yes! >> jimmy: panning the movie. >> right. things that they can't use. >> jimmy: yeah. >> because if we head them off at the pass -- >> jimmy: yeah. >> to use western terminology, they can't use these headlines. i brought some more with me.
>> jimmy: oh, yes. for this new movie? >> yeah. yeah. why don't we make this a a tradition? >> jimmy: oh, i love it. let's hear some, yes. these are -- so, possible headlines -- >> this is -- these are headlines that the critics cannot use when they tell us our movie is [ bleep ]. [ laughter ] remember last time, you know, "'ted' on arrival, bearly watchable." >> jimmy: yeah. bearly watchable for ted. yeah, that was a great one. >> so, "the l.a. times", you know, of course, "a million ways to die at the box office." you can't use that. >> jimmy: you can't use that. okay. that's a good one. that's a good one. >> "the miami harold." "boy blunder farts his way to failure in worst western." [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you can't use that. that's off limits. >> "entertainment weekly", "macfarlane western fizzles as 'good wife' sizzles." [ laughter ] >> that's two different genres. >> the "new york times." "a million ways sophomoric fart fest; 'grand budapest hotel' best thing ever in the history of things." [ laughter ] >> jimmy: history of things, ever. yeah, yeah, yeah. >> "a million ways almost makes up for oscar tragedy." that's just in case my dad writes something. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: he did a great job. >> "the palm beach post." "i couldn't hear what they were
saying and over times it was too loud." [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: palm beach joke. yeah, yeah. that's culture one. >> "the atlanta constitution" kind of gave us a hard time. >> jimmy: uh-oh. >> "only one black person in macfarlane western." which -- but "the arizona paper" oddly had the same headline. "only one black person in the macfarlane western" but there's like, three exclamation points after it. [ talking over each other ] yeah, i don't like the look of that. [ laughter ] fox news? "'a million ways to die in the west' is the most sexist, racist film in a decade. two thumbs way up." [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's very interesting. yeah. they can't be used. >> there you go. right, right. >> jimmy: they can't be used. none of those can be used at all. >> those are off limits. >> jimmy: i think they're all good. i don't think you'll get bad reviews for this because it's superfunny. i love that you chose a western to do. and -- this scene that we're going to set up, you actually explain that there are 15 million ways to die in the west. >> there are many, many ways.
yeah. a terrible place and time to live. >> jimmy: it really is. i mean, besides diseases, shootouts -- >> luckily there is no danger of that for us. we've made it past the 1880s. >> jimmy: yeah. >> we're fine. >> jimmy: yeah. and then, there is -- i should set up, for everyone, the movie is about you -- kind of a -- not a coward. >> a coward. >> jimmy: yes, you are a a coward. all right. thank you. [ laughter ] i wanted you to say it and not me. >> kind of a pussy. >> jimmy: yeah, okay. yeah. [ laughter ] again, you're saying this, not me. but you kind of talk your way out of shootout which i think is great. and your girlfriend dumps you and goes, "oh, he's a loser." and then, charlize theron comes into town. and she's, obviously she's charlize theron. >> she's charlize theron. [ cheers ] that's right. that's right. >> jimmy: but her boyfriend is liam neeson. he does not like that at all, yeah. but anyways, here's you talking to your buddy here explaining that there is 15 million ways to die -- a million ways to die in the west. >> aww, whatever. [ laughter ] >> we live in a terrible place and time. the american west is a a disgusting, awful, dirty, dangerous place. look around you. everything out here that's not you, wants to kill you. outlaws, angry drunk people, scorned hookers, hungry
animals, diseases, major and minor injuries, indians, the weather. you can get killed just going to the bathroom. see those guys over there? the guys who are working the silver mine? she what they're eating? ribs doused in hot sauce. they eat hot spicy foods every meal of the day. you know why? because their palates are so completely dulled from inhaling poisoning gas 12 hours a day down in the mine. that's all they can taste! you know what that kind of the diet does to your gut? they literally die from their own farts. [ farting sound ] [ crashing ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: seth macfarlane. "a million ways to die in the west" is in theaters everywhere may 30th. thandie newton joins us next. come on back. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪it's so good to see you, got me dancing right out of my shoes.♪ ♪don't need a reason, all i really need is you.♪ ♪just for the fun of it, delicious crisp taste of it.♪
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: our next guest is a a fantastic actress who you can see in the new movie "half of a a yellow sun" which is currently in theaters in new york and l.a. she also stars in "rogue" whose second season appears wednesday, may 28th on direct tv's audience network. ladies and gentlemen, please
welcome, thandie newton. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thandie! oh, my goodness. you look gorgeous. >> oh, darling. thank you. so do you. >> jimmy: thank you. >> and so do all of you! you look amazing. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: yeah, they look good. they look good. they look good. but welcome. thank you for coming here. i got to say congratulations on your little baby. >> i know. >> jimmy: 11 weeks. >> he's 11 weeks. yeah. >> jimmy: we have a photo. look at this. look at this baby. i mean, come on! [ audience awws ] [ applause ] that's the best photo. i want to hear the sound. yah! he's like yeah. go for it. that's little booker? >> booker. booker j. >> jimmy: booker j. who's booker named of? >> well, booker t. washington and booker t. and the emcee. >> jimmy: oh, yeah. booker t --
>> green onions and all that. >> jimmy: booker t.'s a pal of ours. >> oh, really? >> jimmy: yeah. he's been on the show a couple times. we love booker t., man. he's awesome. >> great! >> jimmy: of course, i've yelled at him once. [ light laughter ] by mistake. you remember this? >> questlove: yeah, i remember. [ laughter ] >> you yelled at him? >> jimmy: he went into the bathroom and booker t. was in the bathroom and he had -- the same hat that tariq was wearing. and so, questlove, when he thought tariq was in the stall and he started yelling at him. he was just asking him advice and was like, "are you listening to me, man?" he was yelling and then booker t. came out of the stall and was like, "did i do something, dude? like, is everything all right?" he was like, "i'm sorry! i thought it was tariq. i'm so sorry." but you have very interesting name for your little family. your daughter's -- we have ripley. >> ripley. >> jimmy: and that is named after? >> sigourney weaver's character in "alien." >> jimmy: yeah, very good. ripley, yeah. i love that. >> kick ass. really? >> jimmy: yeah. the coolest. and -- nico. >> nico. >> jimmy: and nico is -- >> well, nico, the incredible singer. >> jimmy: oh, velvet underground, nico. >> exactly. yeah. >> jimmy: see, i was thinking "neo", keanu reeves.
[ laughter ] but i was thinking it was like "nico." >> no. not him. not him. >> jimmy: and you were pregnant while you were shooting "rogue." >> whoa, yes i was indeed. >> jimmy: really? >> that was -- oh! never again. >> jimmy: really? >> yeah. >> jimmy: is it harder to act when you're pregnant? >> well, you know, it's like you've got two major jobs going on at the same time. you know? there's a massive job going on down here. and, you know, and to be performing a scene where i'm being incredibly serious. and down here, i'm just being, like, kicked from all angles. it was just ridiculous. >> jimmy: very distracting. yeah. >> i mean, literally. and i was eight months pregnant by the end. you cannot tell in the show when you watch it. >> jimmy: how did they -- cover you up? >> you just got to get into all these different angles to try to cover up this belly. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: the whole segment -- the whole season of "rogue", you're like this. >> yeah. [ laughter ] like i'm trying to -- >> jimmy: i think i know who did it. yeah, yeah. like, "i'll be right back everybody. "hey, everyone. how's it going?" [ laughter ] >> missed me like that. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: "making sure it's okay in here. all right. take care." side acting. >> a lot of that and a lot of
side acting. >> jimmy: yeah. are you very extra emotional? >> i was beside myself every single day. i would be so happy when we had a scene where i -- have to be ferocious and angry. because i'd go crazy. or crying. i mean, if i had scenes where i had to vomit, i would have been well away. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: please write me in a a scene where i can vomit. i'd be great at that. yeah. now, what is happening this season on "rogue"? >> this season -- well, the last season, i was the undercover cop. everything got a bit hairy and so i vowed never to go undercover again. i'm a handler. i'm looking after an operative who goes missing under very grizzly circumstances. so, i have to go back under -- >> jimmy: you have to go undercover. >> to go find her. >> jimmy: ah-ha! see? this is what i'm talking about. >> slide that thing all the way. >> jimmy: yeah, absolutely. and i want to also say, last time we were here, we were making funny faces and stuff. and i love when we do this one where we -- our lips go under our teeth? >> yeah. >> jimmy: yeah. and we did half the interview like that. yeah. >> we did! >> jimmy: that was really fun. >> we're so silly. >> jimmy: i know but it made me laugh. i loved it. >> it was great!
>> jimmy: but then, you -- this is how fun you are. thandie goes on set and you have to do a scene where you're taking your cop i.d. photo. >> i've got my full regalia on, yeah. >> jimmy: so you do what -- you do a serious face. >> serious. >> jimmy: that's what they use for the show. >> with the hat and everything. >> jimmy: yeah. but then, for thank you cards that you sent out to everybody. >> thank you! >> jimmy: here's a photo of thandie. [ laughter and applause ] that is the best. i love you. that is super fun. >> aww. thandie newton, everyone! [ cheers and applause ] season two of "rogue" appears wednesday may 28th on direct tv's audience network and "half of the yellow sun" is in theaters now in new york and l.a. rascal flats perform next! come on back, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ each indycar track poses a unique set of challenges. that's why verizon is installing a network of cameras seamlessly connected by new, lte multicast technology. these high-quality views are live-streamed to teams
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gosh we love these guys. they are here tonight to perform their latest hit single "rewind" from their new album of the same name. please welcome rascal flatts. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ wish i could reach up and reset that sun reverse these wheels go back and re pick you up ♪ ♪ went by so fast oh so sweet make me wanna remake a memory ♪ ♪ wish i had me a time machine ♪ ♪ oh i float the moon back up in the sky put a cork back into that sweet red wine ♪ ♪ put your midnight hair back up so you can let it fall one more time untouch your skin ♪ ♪ unkiss your lips and
kiss 'em again so good so right this is ♪ ♪ one night i'm wishing i could rewind ♪ ♪ i turn back that radio dial reopen your door try to talk george strait into giving us an encore ♪ ♪ re-spin you around replay that sound of you laughing when we hit the ground i can see it now how bout we ♪ ♪ float the moon back up in the sky put a cork back into that sweet red wine ♪ ♪ put your midnight hair back up so you can let it fall one more time untouch your skin ♪ ♪ unkiss your lips and kiss em again so good so right this is one night i'm wishing i could rewind ♪
♪ ooh yeah i wanna re-fall and re-fly oh baby re-live this night ♪ ♪ float the moon back up in the sky put a cork back into that sweet red wine ♪ ♪ put your midnight hair back up so you can let it fall one more time untouch your skin ♪ ♪ unkiss your lips and kiss em again so good so right this ♪ ♪ is one night i'm wishing i could rewind ♪ ♪ oh i'm wishing i could rewind yeah so good and so right ♪ ♪
♪ wish i can reach up and restep outside ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: how about some military clap. that's what i'm talking about. that's the way to do it right there. look at that. they love you. look at that. that's what i'm talking about right there. standing o. rascal flatts, "rewind" is in stores now. number one album. we'll be right back everybody. congrats on the performance. [ cheers and applause ] ♪
♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: ah, love that. my thanks to seth macfarlane, thandie newton, ice-t, the men and women of the united states armed forces. [ cheers and applause ] rascal flatts once again. [ cheers and applause ] and the roots right there, ladies and gentlemen. [ cheers and applause ] stay tuned for "late night with seth meyers." thank you for watching, have a a great weekend. hope to see you next week. buh-bye everybody. [ cheers and applause ] ♪