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breeze tomorrow morning. we'll see temperatures in the 50s to low 60s. some drizzle possible early. then for the afternoon, you get some 80s back around the bay area. mid- to upper 80s around the tri-valley. 82 in san jose. still 68 and cool and breezy for san francisco tomorrow. >> okay. i walk into elementary school at 8:00 in the morning. i'm ready for it. >> is it max's first day tomorrow? >> kindergarten. >> a milestone. congratulations. >> thanks for joining us tonight. jimmy fallon is next. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> steve: from studio 6b in rockefeller center in the heart of new york city, it's "the tonight show starring jimmy fallon." tonight, join jimmy and his guests --
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pierce brosnan tavi gevinson musical guest, the madden brothers and featuring the legendary roots crew. >> questlove: one-one-one! >> steve: and here he is, jimmy fallon! ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hey! fantastic! thank you so much. welcome, everyone, to "the tonight show." thank you for being here. thank you for watching at home. [ cheers and applause ] well, here's what people are
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talking about. first, i have to say happy birthday to former president bill clinton. that's right. he turned 68 years old today. happy birthday, bill. [ cheers and applause ] yep. 68, or as he calls it -- [ as bill clinton ] "one away from the fun one." [ laughter and applause ] i don't know what he means. i don't know what he meant. >> steve: i think he means 67. >> jimmy: 67. that's correct, yeah. [ light laughter ] speaking of the clintons, hillary clinton is returning to iowa next month for the first time since her failed presidential run in 2008. hillary denies just being there for politics. she was like, "i love iowa for their --" [ scattered cheers ] "okay, i'm running for president." [ laughter ] it's ridiculous. i had to say it some time. of course, the big story continues to be the situation in ferguson. and it just came out that the missouri governor, jay nixon, apparently sent the national guard to ferguson without letting the white house know first. when he heard that he was left out of such an important
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decision, obama said, "holy crap, i've been bidened." [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] [ as president obama ] "is he asleep? is joe asleep yet? is he sleeping? all right, let's get down to business." "hey, guys, what are you doing in here?" [ laughter ] "uh, nothing, joe. nothing, joe. what are you doing in here?" "i left my pez dispenser in here. [ laughter ] good night, good night, guys." "all right, good night, joe." [ light laughter ] here's an update on toronto mayor rob ford. yesterday -- [ cheers and applause ] i can't even. i can't even with this guy. >> steve: he keeps on giving. >> jimmy: i can't even. yesterday, ford says toronto needs to control its raccoon population. [ laughter ] he said that they're so aggressive that he's had several standoffs with them outside his home. [ laughter ] he's had standoffs with raccoons outside of his home. >> steve: raccoons outside his home. >> jimmy: yeah, i mean, it
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sounds pretty scary. can you imagine this -- seeing this coming at you, if you're a a raccoon? >> steve: whoa! [ laughter ] >> jimmy: if i'm a raccoon, i would -- >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: he says that toronto's raccoons are too aggressive. he was like, "by the time they're done rummaging through the trash, there's hardly anything left for me. i mean, what am i supposed to do? we got to get on this and fix this problem!" [ cheers and applause ] some sports news. yesterday, the clippers' new owner, former microsoft executive, steve ballmer -- he now owns the clippers. yeah, well, he promised fans that the team will win an nba championship. [ light laughter ] he says he has a great strategy for rebuilding the team -- control-alt-delete. that's what he said, and then we'll see -- when it comes back up, we'll see what we do. [ laughter and applause ] actually, steve ballmer spoke to fans at the clippers' rally yesterday. but it's hard to tell, but i think that he was pretty excited about his new team. i don't know. >> do we have any clipper fans here? these guys bust their butt for you! one more time, louder! that was hardcore! hardcore, baby!
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[ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: then clippers fans were like, "well, at least the racist guy was quiet." [ laughter ] popcorn! get your popcorn here! this is interesting. in a new interview, the director of "the expendables 3" hinted that arnold schwarzenegger's character in the movie might be gay. [ light laughter ] it is pretty evident his character is gay when he says -- [ as schwarzenegger ] "get to the mini cooper convertible now! come on! get to the mini cooper! grab your sweater, tie it around your neck, and let's run to the mini cooper convertible now!" [ cheers and applause ] mini cooper convertible? oh, of course, "bachelor in paradise" is in full swing over on abc. [ cheers ]
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yeah. i love those shows. and i noticed that last night's episode, one of the guys was very thorough when it came to explaining his intentions. >> i cannot -- and tiffany, i actually do not kiss on the first date. >> mm-hmm. >> not at all. but -- i have to say, i have to take this opportunity and go in for it. if you're feeling it, go too. if not, pull back. i don't want to -- [ laughter ] >> jimmy: okay. so, i'm going to lean in until my face is one inch from your face, and i'll close my lips to -- to kiss your lips, which will also be closed. and at this point, she'll kiss him just so he will stop talking. [ laughter ] we get it. just kiss me, man. well, this made me laugh here. i read that the popularity of uber -- you know, that app on your phone, uber? [ cheers and applause ] it's an app on your phone where you can call a car to come pick you up. well, it's causing a spike in people accidentally getting
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into strangers' cars, thinking that they are their ride. [ laughter ] which explains why the driver i used this morning kept blaring that annoying song and selling ice cream to people. and i go, oh, what is he -- worst uber i ever took. i'll take two spongebobs. [ laughter ] but this is true. people are accidentally getting into strangers' cars, thinking those are their rides. so, not only is there a spike in that, but there's also been a sharp increase in the number of times people have said the following sentences. "oh, crap, sorry." [ laughter ] "oh, i was wondering why we were sitting here five minutes and you didn't start driving anywhere." [ laughter ] "that's great. first, my wife left me and now this. this is just great!" [ laughter ] "yeah, yeah, yeah, you're not uber. you said that all ready, but somebody's still got to take me to the airport." [ laughter ] and finally, "what do you mean put the lotion in the basket? can you unlock these doors, please?" [ laughter and applause ] got to watch out. be careful. >> steve: be careful. lotion in the basket. >> jimmy: here's a local story.
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yankee stadium says it will start adding metal detectors as a way to beef up security. and then, they went back to selling beer and baseball bats to new yorkers. [ laughter ] that should work. [ laughter ] some business news. the owners of dollar general trying to outbid family dollar in an effort to buy the chain dollar tree. [ laughter ] that sounds like the worst auction of all time. it's like, do i have one dollar here? one dollar, yes. one dollar, one dollar over there. thank you. wait, one dollar -- that's all we have is dollars, very good. sold for one dollar. [ light laughter ] and finally this weekend, senator john mccain -- we love him. he's been on the show a bunch of times. he attended a benefit concert in the hamptons. and at one point, he actually went on stage and did the robot. [ laughter ] ♪ [ laughter ] >> jimmy: robots were like, "oh, god, is that what we look
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like?" [ laughter ] we have a great show! give it up for the roots! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: yeah! we got a great show for you tonight! glad you're watching. we also have a big week of shows ahead. josh brolin, artie lange and ethan hawke will all be dropping by our program. [ cheers and applause ] and we will be cooking with giada de laurentiis. so, you don't want to miss that. that'll be fun. [ cheers and applause ] but first, we have a fantastic show tonight. the man himself, remington steele, james bond -- [ cheers and applause ] he has a new movie called "the november man." pierce brosnan is joining us. >> steve: yeah! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: he's a great guy. >> steve: he's a good guy. >> jimmy: plus, we love this
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girl. she's a great writer and actor, who is making her broadway debut next month. tavi gevinson is stopping by. [ cheers and applause ] talented. tavi. talented girl. and we have music from -- you know benji and joel madden. >> steve: mm-hmm. >> jimmy: they're from good charlotte. >> steve: right. >> jimmy: they're not in good charlotte anymore. well, they might be, but they still -- they have a new band. >> steve: right. >> jimmy: that they're in together. they're coming on the show, and they got a great new song. the madden brothers are here! >> steve: yo! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: they're nice guys. >> steve: nice guys. >> jimmy: they've always been nice to me those guys. i like those guys. they should be nice. >> steve: yeah. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: i didn't do anything to them. >> steve: no, you weren't mean. >> jimmy: no, i wasn't mean or anything. >> steve: no, you didn't make any cracks or japes or joke wise. >> jimmy: i can't remember any. >> steve: are you sure? >> jimmy: i might have said something. >> steve: oh. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: no, i know. they always -- we met back in "snl." they're just -- >> steve: they were super
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sweet. >> jimmy: yeah, nice guys. guys, it's time to take a look at these stories making headlines today and weigh the good with the bad. it's time for "pros and cons." here we go. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ pros and cons and pros and cons and pros ♪ >> jimmy: tonight, we will be taking a look at pros and cons of going on a juice cleanse. [ laughter ] >> steve: hey-oh! >> jimmy: it's this fad diet where you stop eating. you drink nothing but liquids for three days, five days, seven -- whatever you want. i'm actually doing one right now. [ laughter ] >> steve: is this day three? >> jimmy: i'm on day three. >> steve: oh. >> jimmy: i have never felt butter. better. [ laughter ] so, let's take a look at the pros and cons. i'm loopy right now. >> steve: yeah. how are you feeling, good? >> jimmy: no. [ light laughter ] has anyone out there done a a juice cleanse? [ scattered cheers ] do you start feeling better? >> audience: no. [ laughter ] >> steve: there you go. >> jimmy: one person said yes. >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: here we go. let's take a look at the pros and cons of going on a juice cleanse. here we go. pro, everything that goes into your body is liquid.
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con, everything that comes out of your body is liquid. >> steve: ho! [ jimmy singing ] ♪ it's the circle of life [ laughter and applause ] >> steve: what goes in comes out! [ jimmy singing off key ] [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: someone's in here. >> steve: someone's in here a a lot. i'm still in here. >> jimmy: someone's in here. and i'm going to be in here for another three hours. [ laughter ] >> steve: can you get me some more toilet paper? >> jimmy: pro, telling people you're on a juice cleanse. con, being that annoying person who tells people they're on a a juice cleanse. [ laughter ] we heard you, frank. >> steve: hey, i'm still on the juice cleanse. >> jimmy: well, you take a a juice in the morning. then, you have a juice in the afternoon. >> steve: uh-huh. >> jimmy: and then, after the afternoon snack, you have a a juice. and then, for dinner, you have a juice. and then, you have a little snack. >> steve: right. >> jimmy: that's another juice. >> steve: yes. >> jimmy: and then, right before you go to bed -- >> steve: right. what do you have, like, a meal? >> jimmy: no, juice. >> steve: oh. [ laughter ] what about when you wake up the
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next day? >> jimmy: you drink juice. >> steve: oh, wow. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: but then, you get a a special treat. >> steve: what is it? >> jimmy: all the juice you can drink. [ laughter ] pro, it's the best way to completely flush out your system. con, besides lunch at chipotle. >> steve: whoa, hey-o! [ audience ohs ] >> jimmy: ay, chalupa. >> steve: hey! chalupa. >> jimmy: pro, drinking for five straight days. con, peeing for five straight weeks. [ laughter ] it's simple, simple math, folks. pro, a lot of people at nbc are joining in on the liquid cleanse craze. con, for example, hoda and kathie lee are doing a wine cleanse. >> steve: really? wow. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: we should try that. >> steve: i'll try that. >> jimmy: let's do that. >> steve: rose, white, red. >> jimmy: pro, drinking nothing but liquids may or may not increase your trips to the bathroom. con, depends. [ laughter and applause ] pro, once you get over the hump, it's not that bad. con, that's how all my college
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girlfriends described our relationships. [ audience aws ] ♪ and then, then i'm going come close to your face and move my lips close to yours. and then, we'll -- [ laughter ] pro, it's a great way to clean out your colon. con, the fact that cleaning out your colon is a pro should really tell you something. [ laughter ] >> steve: don't worry about this. >> jimmy: that was a warning sign. >> steve: clean as a whistle, man. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: what? >> steve: yeah, it's clean as a a whistle. >> jimmy: i thought i heard something happen when you were walking down the hall. [ laughter ] you mind walking -- >> steve: yeah, go ahead. [ laughter ] [ whistles ] oh! >> jimmy: what's that? >> steve: i had chipotle. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: pro, chugging a a thick, delicious, green vegetable smoothie. con, aw, kale no! [ laughter ] and finally, pro, setting a a goal to be healthy for five days.
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con, three hours in, getting an e-mail that says, "cake in the conference room!" [ laughter and applause ] that's the "pros and cons." we'll be back with pierce brosnan, everybody! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ wit's the only place where youno get the top 10 advantage,ars. that guarantees the best price on all top 10 appliance brands. and you'll also get 50% more awarded and highly rated appliances to choose from than any other store. like kenmore, the most awarded brand in the industry. so hurry into sears now to save big on appliances and vacuums. and for hot deals, call star-star-sears, now on your mobile phone and start shopping. sears. performance starts here.
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[ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: our first guest is a a golden globe nominated actor whose latest film "the november man" opens in theaters on august 27th. ladies and gentlemen, please welcome pierce brosnan! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> thank you. >> jimmy: the coolest! how are you, my friend? >> i'm doing well, jimmy. doing really well. >> jimmy: so great to see you. thank you for coming on the show. i appreciate that. and it was really sweet, i met your mom back stage. >> momma's here. she's out there somewhere. my mother just got in from london. >> jimmy: momma may. >> momma may.
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>> jimmy: awe, beautiful name. you don't hear that name as often. >> well, my son, shawn, is getting married at the end of the week, my 30- year-old boy. he's getting married here in new york. so all of the family's coming in. >> jimmy: oh fantastic. so good. they can come to the show. i'll get you tickets. and we got this great new movie. i got to say i loved "the november man." it was great. if you like spy thrillers, ex-cia, you don't know who is who. there's a mole. you go, oh. if you liked james bond, you got to watch this. i, of course -- we love james bond, and we love you. [ cheers and applause ] you were a great bond. but, i mean -- in fact, who plays the girl. >> olga -- olga kurylenko. >> jimmy: kurylenko, and how do i -- i know her. >> she was in the film with daniel craig. >> jimmy: you're taking everyone's old bond girls. you're taking the bond girls. moving them over with you? >> i'm taking daniel's women. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that's the way to do
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it. that's what i would do if i was a james bond. absolutely, yeah. >> well, olga is beautiful in this. she's beautiful a woman, and she couldn't -- and she hasn't been bad at this -- this is really a wonderful role her, and we -- my company, irish dreamtime, we've made films like the "thomas crown affair," or "evelyn," or "the matador." and so, we wanted to make this for a long time now. so, it's taken about five years to get onto the screen. >> jimmy: and it's based on the bestselling series. there's a bunch of these. >> bill granger wrote 13 books, and this is book number seven, "there are no spies." but we call the movie "the november man." >> jimmy: it's your code name in the film. >> that's his code name. >> jimmy: spoiler alert. >> yeah, well -- >> jimmy: i shouldn't have told everyone, yeah. sorry. it's not like it's a big reveal at the end. like, "hey, are you the october man?" like, "no." [ laughter ] very close. [ laughter ] >> main man. >> jimmy: yeah, you are the main man. yes, kind of. in a way. >> no, it's good. it's punchy. it's got some muscle and they -- >> jimmy: are you a good fighter in real life after all of the fighting you've done on
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screen? >> oh, good god, no. [ laughter ] by a mile. i'm so used to doing, you know, stage punches and stuff like this. >> jimmy: so, you would just fight somebody and just miss everyone the time? [ laughter ] >> probably. probably. >> jimmy: you have someone behind you going -- [ punching sounds ] [ laughter ] >> so, any way, the movie's great. 27th of august, and -- [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i'm just saying. i know what a movie is. [ cheers and applause ] i was asking just so i know. i don't want anyone messing with you at all. >> well, actually -- >> jimmy: you're great at the action scenes. you're good at that. i can see you out in the hallway, in the dressing room before the show. i can see you in two seconds breaking my neck and pulling out a gun. and the blow dart. and then, you get into a a motorcycle and drive through the hallway up into the ceiling or something. [ laughter ] >> if only. if only. >> jimmy: not going to happen. >> i mean, making the bond movies was a hair's breath off a parody at times, you know. >> jimmy: no. >> i remember reading one of the -- one of the shows, and it had skiing -- i thought, i don't ski. and i love roger moore.
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he was brilliant, but you know, roger on skies was kind of silly, you know. >> jimmy: my favorite. it's like clearly a green screen behind him. >> it's clear it's a green screen. [ laughter ] and they said to me, now don't -- >> jimmy: they're like throwing things like fake snow at him and stuff. it was great. >> they said, "don't worry, pierce. don't worry. everything's going to be good. we're going to put you on a a skidoo." so, i want up to chamonix. and chamonix is a beautiful part of the ski world, and i was kneeling on the back of a a skidoo. >> jimmy: yeah. >> so, they had the camera in front of me, and this guy took off like 35 miles an hour. but -- and they gave me these little short poles. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you're supposed to be -- >> so -- you have to -- you're like this. [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: how could you be james bond when you're doing that? >> so it's not very cool. and i -- and i -- you know, theatrically, i got it. i understood it. i thought, this is brilliant. i thought, this is going to look really great. but what i didn't know was that it was -- you know, it was a very fancy
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resort. so, we came down off the mountain, i was giving it my best james bond. you know, like this. and then, of course, there's all these wonderful, beautiful people at the end, waiting for their skis, and they see brosnan. >> jimmy: yeah. and they don't -- they don't see you skiing at all. you have little skis on your knees. [ laughter ] but, this is one is beautifully shot. i mean, technology and everything the way it is now. you actually went on location and shot? >> we went to serbia, belgrade. they were so gracious to us. they let us in. i'd been there before the war, during the war, and after the war. so, belgrade really has a a presence in this movie. >> jimmy: yeah. you got to see a clip. here's pierce brosnan in "the november man." take a look at this. >> hello? >> listen to me very carefully. the woman you're with is a a killer. if she panics, you're a dead woman. [ motorcycle sounds ] turn around.
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turn around. i am right behind you, turn around. run, now! run! >> i want eyes on them! [ motorcycle sounds ] ♪ >> jimmy: yeah! [ cheers and applause ] that's what i'm talking about! yeah! bang! that is what i'm talking about right there. more with pierce brosnan when we get back. "the november man" august 27th. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ amy: this piece is aggressive and it's called "mother". jennie: and what about... this one?
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome back. we're hanging out with the one and only pierce brosnan right here! [ cheers and applause ] the film, "the november man" -- awesome spy thriller -- opens august 27th. >> and also, i just heard today that relativity, who is the studio behind this -- they want to bring out the next "the november man," so that's really good. >> jimmy: no, wait. so, they're going to make -- you're all ready getting a a sequel? >> i'm getting a sequel. >> jimmy: hey, that's fantastic! that's big news! hey, congratulations! >> i've got a job! >> jimmy: you got a job. >> i got a job! >> jimmy: you're good with the franchises. you know you're good with the franchises.
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>> well, why not? one tries. >> jimmy: "remington steele." come on, that was the jam, man. that was awesome. that was great. [ cheers and applause ] >> aww. >> jimmy: and then, james bond, i remember -- i've seen every bond. i've seen every behind the scenes. i've seen every documentary. and there's a -- i was reading it and seeing it. all right, i wasn't reading. i was seeing. i lied. [ light laughter ] i saw every documentary. >> right. >> jimmy: so i wasn't reading at all. >> yeah. >> jimmy: i was watching. that's what you do with a a documentary. >> yeah, sure. >> jimmy: one doesn't read. >> i'm with you, jimmy. i'm right there. i'm right there. you saw the documentary. >> jimmy: i saw a documentary. [ laughter ] >> i saw it, too. >> jimmy: you did see it? yeah, you were in it. >> i was in it. that was me. >> jimmy: no, but i saw this thing -- and tell me if i'm wrong. you were doing "remington steele." you got offered james bond. >> right, right. it was 1986. the show cancelled, and they offered me james bond. but then, the studio, they had 60 days in which to resell the show. but i was assured that everything was going to be groovy. i had all ready done the makeup test and the wardrobe test. >> jimmy: you were going to be james bond. >> i was going to be james bond. >> jimmy: did you freak out? >> i freaked out. i was so happy.
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i was over the moon. i had a job, and -- [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah. >> the script was right by the bed. and i'd look at it, and i'd think -- no, no, no. don't, don't, don't, don't. i'll wait until the ink is dry on the contract. >> jimmy: don't jinx it. yeah. >> anyway, the days ticked on up to day 60, and cubby broccoli, god bless him. he said, "look, you can have brosnan for six episodes, but no more than six." >> jimmy: yeah. >> well, the 60th day came around, and my wife -- my late wife, cassie -- we had a house in the colony and -- it's about 5:00 to 6:00 in the evening. i get a bottle of cristal out of the fridge. i'm walking out -- >> jimmy: as one does! >> as you do! [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yes! >> the phone rang, and it was, like -- "oh, shoot. should i get -- uh, hello?" and it was my agent. and the deal had fallen apart. [ audience awws ] >> jimmy: because they brought back "remington steele." >> because -- yeah. >> jimmy: for 15 episodes. >> yeah. nbc said no. we want him for six, but we want the option at 22. and the deal just tanked. i went out. she said, "is everything okay?" i went, "yeah, i think i should open this first, and then i'll tell you." [ laughter ]
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>> jimmy: you were drinking for a different reason, yeah. >> timothy was in the next week, and that's how it all went down. >> jimmy: i mean, how did you -- did you -- i would have cried. for months! >> oh, i was gutted. >> jimmy: yeah. >> i mean, i was really gutted. i mean, it was a shocker. >> jimmy: and then "remington" is even worse. then "remington steele" was cancelled again. >> yeah. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that's a double whammy! >> i did the six episodes, and then they ditched the show. [ audience awws ] >> jimmy: now, you putting water in your cristal bottle and shaking it up, and then pouring it back in your glass. >> you know? that that doesn't kill you makes you stronger and, you know, it's all business. >> jimmy: and then eight years later -- >> then it came back around. >> jimmy: guess what? pierce brosnan is james bond. that's what i'm talking about! [ cheers and applause ] and you were awesome! a great bond! it was so good. you re-invented the series, and it was fantastic. and i mean, i got to ask this. have you ever hung out with the other bonds? did you guys ever get -- like, is there a secret bond -- [ laughter ] like, where you can all wear the certain ties and watches and you go to --
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>> no. >> jimmy: you got to go to like -- yeah, you and sean connery hang out in a cave somewhere, and like -- [ laughter ] i mean, i don't know. >> no. >> jimmy: you've never reunited. >> no, no. i mean, i met connery once. i went down. i had finished work one day. it was after a big sequence where i'm hanging on chains. and it was a fireball sequence. >> jimmy: ah, i remember that. >> and that was it. i was done for the day. it was noon. i said to my buddies, "okay, let's go have lunch." put my stuff in the back of the car, closed the lid, and there was sean connery standing there. and he just stood there and he said -- [ as sean connery ] "are they paying you enough money?" [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that's what he said, absolutely. >> are they paying you enough money? i said, "oh, sean, my god!" and that was it. he went. >> jimmy: he just -- [ laughter ] >> he just went. >> jimmy: oh, i thought maybe he hit you, like a james bond like -- >> no. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: then, like, you throw your hat at him and stuff. yeah. >> no, no, no. so that was my encounter with sean. and i knew daniel a little bit. i mean because when we were kind of ships in the night, i was handing over the relay to him. >> jimmy: yeah! you got to give each other the
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news and get together and talk about everything. i would love to have everyone -- just going to put this out there. i would like to invite all bonds on the show whenever they want to. every single bond. >> why not? [ cheers and applause ] why not? >> jimmy: i would love to bring you guys back. but i -- >> why not? >> jimmy: i love all your movies. and i re-watch them now. they're on blue-ray dvd. it's like -- there's like -- i have, like, 20 collections of all the james bond stuff. but one of my favorite things ever was this. was the nintendo 64 video game, goldeneye. and this is -- [ cheers and applause ] this is one of the best video games of all time. >> it is a good one. >> jimmy: i loved it. >> it's really popular. >> jimmy: you play you and -- >> i was no good at it. i played it once and shot myself in the foot. >> jimmy: yeah. [ laughter ] well, i was wondering, this kind of like a childhood dream of mine. i would love to -- >> play me? >> jimmy: i would love to play goldeneye with you. we have it set up. [ cheers and applause ] >> let's go. >> jimmy: let's do it? >> let's go. >> jimmy: yes! oh, my god! ♪ i'm so excited about this.
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there you are. all right, 007. goldeneye. this is fantastic. oh, my gosh. here i am. i'm very excited about this. >> okay. >> jimmy: you don't understand. >> all right. >> jimmy: all right, all right. >> yeah. >> jimmy: we understand that. you -- so i think it's -- i think it's blue to pick up the gun. >> okay. >> jimmy: and it's trigger down here to shoot. yeah, yeah. [ laughter ] >> okay. you got to switch it on? >> jimmy: yes. oh, no, it's on. we're ready to go. ready? >> okay. >> jimmy: i'm so excited. no, no. i'm not -- i'm getting -- >> i'm ready! [ jimmy stutters ] >> jimmy: here we go. ready? >> yeah. >> jimmy: good luck, mr. bond. >> all right. [ laughter ] yeah. >> jimmy: yeah! wait, i'm on top. i'm above you. >> okay. >> jimmy: and then you go and get the gun. now, you need blue to pick up the gun. >> pick up the gun. >> jimmy: or ensure that you have the gun. yeah. >> where's the gun? okay, i don't know where my gun is. >> jimmy: you're chopping! you're karate chopping it. >> oh. [ laughter ] when in doubt, chop. >> jimmy: yeah. when in doubt --
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i'm fine. >> pick up some body armor. >> jimmy: where are you? [ laughter ] i feel like i'm -- whoa! hello, mr. bond! hello, mr. bond! >> mr. bond! it's mr. bond! yes! yes! >> jimmy: oh! oh, he's still alive! oh, my gosh. i'm playing the real bond in this game! yeah! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy! >> jimmy: you are a good man. >> i thought you liked me. >> jimmy: no, i love you! >> oh, i love you too! >> jimmy: that's what i'm talking about. come over here. it's just a game. [ cheers and applause ] pierce brosnan. "the november man" opens in theaters august 27th. tavi gevinson joins us next! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ hi! can i help you? i'm looking for a phone plan. it has to be a great one, and i don't compromise. ok, how about 10 gigs of data to share, unlimited talk and text, and for a family of four, its $160 a month. wow, sounds like a great deal. so i'm getting exactly what i want, then? appears so. now, um, i'm not too sure what to do with my arms right now 'cause this is when i usually start throwing things. oh, that's terrifying at&t's best-ever family pricing. for instance, a family of four gets 10 gigs of data,
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: we are joined by the editor of a popular blog called "rookie." they're putting out another awesome compilation. "rookie yearbook 3" will be available october 21st. she is also one of the stars of the great movie last year called "enough said" with julia louis-dreyfus and james gandolfini. she was great in that. and now she's making her broadway debut -- in "this is our youth" alongside kieran culkin and michael cera.
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that show opens at the court theater on september 11th. please welcome the multi-talented tavi gevinson, everybody! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: tavi! >> hi. >> jimmy: thank you for coming back to see us. >> thanks for having me. >> jimmy: oh, we -- please. we've had you on our show since -- since you were a high school sophomore. >> mm-hmm. >> jimmy: and now you graduated high school. >> yeah. feels good. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: feel like i've grown up with you a little bit. yeah. [ laughter ] and we went to high school together kind of. yeah. how was the -- >> basically. >> jimmy: how was the graduation? >> it was good. it was really weird because i had already left -- to start rehearsals for this so then i like, went back and my dad handed me my diploma because he works in the school. it is -- it was like this is your life. [ light laughter ] it was really weird. >> jimmy: i bummed you out to see your dad up there giving you the thing or were you --
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>> no. it was just so, like -- full circle, like -- >> jimmy: oh. >> if -- like if it were a movie, it would have been the climax. >> jimmy: yeah, aww. did you cry? >> yeah. >> jimmy: yeah. >> it was weird. it was like -- [ laughter ] >> jimmy: was it just odd? yeah. you do something. i go, "oh, hey dad." aww. but it was -- >> it was "time of your life" by green day. >> jimmy: oh, yeah. totally. [ laughter ] i know exactly what that is. [ laughter ] but i mean, but you have - - i do. i love that song. i know the song. don't think i'm that old. ♪ it's something unpredictable and in the end it's right ♪ ♪ i hope you had the time of your life ♪ [ laughter ] no. i can't sing like him. but i will say but -- you have that going on. you're going to school. then you have the "rookie" -- the "rookie" blog. and then, you're making the book. >> yeah. >> jimmy: preparing for this. that's a lot of stuff to do. >> i know. >> jimmy: yeah. >> yeah. >> jimmy: you gotta -- 'cause this isn't just a book. when you get this, everybody. this is more than a book. this has crazy photographs and crazy articles. there's like, usually like something you pull out and there's stickers. >> yeah! stickers if you can believe it. >> jimmy: yeah.
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no, you can. [ laughter ] there's stickers in here. there's stickers and there's a -- there's a pennant -- that's not just also a pennant. it's also a slice of pizza. >> it's true. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah. it's true. all of what i'm saying is true and it's in here. and you gotta be proud of this guy. >> i am! it's, like, a bunch of really wonderful writing by young women and a lot of artwork and then -- a lot of people helped us out and did something cool and special just for it. >> jimmy: we had a bunch of, like -- shailene woodley did something. lorde. >> yeah. lorde like, went through her songwriting process which she's a -- tiny genius. so, like, that's amazing. >> jimmy: but she was a big fan of the blog? >> yeah! she -- yeah, she read "rookie" before we, like, got to even interview her or anything which was very cool. >> jimmy: yeah! she's great. and now, you're just taking over new york. i gotta say this cover is just -- gorgeous. look at this. come on. you just look beautiful there. cover of new york magazine right there. and you're in new york. you're -- are you living here now? >> i live here. >> jimmy: what? >> yeah. i love it. so much. >> jimmy: ♪ something unpredictable ♪ [ laughter ] starting to tear up a little
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bit. my little girl's growing up! [ laughter ] you're living here now. >> yeah. >> jimmy: you're on broadway. >> yeah. >> jimmy: you're on broadway! how -- cool is that? >> very cool, yes. >> jimmy: "this is our youth." there's michael cera right there. is this exciting? i mean, this must be an unbelieveable time for you. >> yeah! it's really, really overwhelming? but also, just kind -- i mean, doing a play like, with michael and kieran culkin who's in it. >> jimmy: i love kieran culkin. he's a nice guy. >> they're good. i don't know what this motion is but they're like -- >> jimmy: me neither. but they're like that? >> they're like this. >> jimmy: yeah. >> so i feel safe. >> jimmy: aww. that's good. >> yeah. >> jimmy: because, i mean, you, you did "enough said." >> mm-hmm. >> jimmy: and how did you get involved with this play? >> i was doing something at steppenwolf when i got the script, like, in january. and i read it and i loved it. and like, put myself on tape and flew here for the call back. and met with the director in chicago. like i was very -- adamant about getting this part. >> jimmy: yeah! >> and -- >> jimmy: and you did. >> and read with michael.
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yeah. >> jimmy: you got it. >> yeah. yeah. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: congratulations. yeah. and is it hard? is it tough? do you like it? is it a lot of -- it's so much work. >> i love it! we had our first preview last night. and -- >> jimmy: how did it go? >> it went really well, i think. >> jimmy: it probably went really well. yeah. i mean, just -- you just, that's just you. you just -- >> no, it's my own -- >> jimmy: you'll never say that you did well. >> sure. >> jimmy: yeah. >> but, like, after the first act, like, michael and i came backstage and we were like, "we get to do this every night!" >> jimmy: yeah. >> yeah. >> jimmy: that's super fun. >> and then, we put -- actually, i was really happy you weve playing "goldeneye" because we have an n 64 in the dressing rooms and we play mario kart all the time. yeah. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: have you played the new mario kart, on wii u? >> yes! >> jimmy: it's the best. >> except well, they're always, like, making fun of me because i can't really -- ugh! this is promoting horrible gender stereotypes but like, i can't play it without being, like, "oh! it's so pretty!" [ laughter ] >> jimmy: mario is a very cute thing. >> the game is really beautifully designed. what do you want -- >> jimmy: yeah exactly, star cup, it's fantastic. do you play "goldeneye"?
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>> i can't. i don't mess with "goldeneye." >> jimmy: you don't mess with that one, no. >> i don't -- that's not appealing to me. it's really claustrophobic. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: because you're kinda trapped in a warehouse, chasing each other. >> yeah. why would i bring that into my life? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i guess you want to be out and free driving a -- a a gocart and throwing bananas at each other. [ laughter ] >> exactly. >> jimmy: yeah. that makes much more sense. well, "this is our youth." this is -- obviously, it's a a famous play. it's set in the '80s. >> mm-hmm. >> jimmy: and -- what do you know about the '80s at all? do you know anything about the '80s? [ laughter ] >> i -- is that -- i don't -- mmm, what? no. >> jimmy: yeah. exactly, no. [ laughter ] >> yeah. >> jimmy: what -- when were you -- when were you born? >> '96. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: good for you, man. [ laughter ] ♪ it's something unpredictable in the end there's right ♪ [ laughter ] i'm so proud of you. i'm so happy for you. well, everyone has to go check her out. [ laughter ] september 11th opening night. our thanks to tavi gevinson.
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh, i'm excited about this. our next guest will release their first album, "greetings from california," on
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september 16th. they're making their u.s. tv debut with us tonight to perform their hit single, "we are done." please welcome the madden brothers! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ ♪ i want you to know it's time to go yeah we are done ♪ ♪ i ooh want you to see that i need ♪ ♪ ooh
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oh to be free done done done done done done ♪ ♪ we are done done done done done done done we are ♪ ♪ done with being a silent many every voice rings out and carries ♪ ♪ no, we won't just go back home without you hearing the sound when the many say we are done ♪ ♪ you first brought the sun sun for everyone ♪ ♪ oh here to see
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why, why does it always change change♪ ♪ to guns and chains eventually done done done ♪ ♪ done done done we are done done done done done done done ♪ ♪ we are done with being a silent many ♪ ♪ every voice rings out and carries no, we won't just go back home ♪ ♪ without you hearing the sound when the many say ♪ ♪ we are done with being a silent many every voice rings out and carries ♪
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♪ no, we won't just go back home without you hearing the sound ♪ ♪ when the many say we are done done done done done done done ♪ ♪ we are done oh, done done done done done done ♪ ♪ we are done no, oh whoa oh ♪ ♪ ♪ we are done [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's the way to do it! that's the way to do it. good to see you, buddy. good to see you, pals. the madden brothers' "greetings from california" will be out
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september 16th. we'll be right back! oh, fantastic. [ cheers and applause ] ♪
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: my thanks to pierce brosnan, tavi gevinson, the madden brothers! [ cheers and applause ] and the roots right there, ladies and gentlemen! stay tuned for "late night with seth meyers." thank you for watching. have a great night. i hope to see you tomorrow. bye-bye, everybody! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪
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