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winter is apparently coming thursday. >> yes, in the form of some snow for the sierras. and tomorrow, isolated showers by the evening. the day with scattered storms on thursday. ♪ >> steve: from studio 6b in rockefeller center in the heart of new york city, it's "the tonight show starring ♪ from studio b inn rocker
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feller plaza. and carry cruz. and featuring the legendary roots crew. >> questlove: 261, madagascar! >> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon! ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh, hey. that's what i'm talking about. hey, welcome, welcome. looking good. hot crowd. hot crowd here tonight -- [ cheers and applause ] in new york city. welcome to "the tonight's
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show." i'm your host, jimmy fallon. here's what people are talking about. >> balls. >> balls. >> balls. >> tom brady. >> tom brady. >> balls, balls. >> deflated balls. >> to me those balls are perfect. >> jimmy: actually sounds pretty good. can we give those balls a beat? ♪ brady brady balls balls balls brady brady balls inflated balls deflated balls ♪ ♪ nerf balls kick balls kush balls loose balls ♪ ♪ hot balls hard balls small balls large balls ♪ ♪ blue balls que balls que balls blue balls ♪ ♪ rubber bowling bouncy bocci crazy balls deflated balls balls ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: there you go. that's right. that's the big story. it was announced yesterday that tom brady will be suspended for the seasons first four games for his alleged role in the deflate-gate scandal. so the nfl says his punishment could be reduced if he commits an actual crime. [ laughter and applause ] that's nice.
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yep, brady was suspended. he says that he probably will be appealing. but, then again when is tom brady not appealing. am i right ladies? [ laughter and applause ] [ cheers ] ♪ >> steve: balls. >> jimmy: no, no, no. [ laughter ] let's get to some political news here. i read that hillary clinton has not answered any questions from the media in 20 straight days. [ audience oohs ] while one potential opponent carly fiorina has done 30 interviews in less than two weeks. then fiorina said, "while it's definitely not because i'm hillary in a wig running against myself so either way i win, that's definitely not what's happening." [ laughter and applause ] that's a crazy idea. got to go. bye me. speaking of the election many believe that jeb bush's strategy to delay his campaign announcement is actually
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hurting his chances of becoming president. when asked if the delay was affecting him bush was like -- [ laughter ] it might be. [ laughter ] another g.o.p. candidate, mike huckabee is defending himself for appearing on infomercials that push questionable dietary supplements. people were like, "as what the before guy. [ laughter and applause ] what are we talking about? what are you talking about?" [ applause ] huckabee distances himself from the infomercials he's appeared in saying, "i don't have to defend everything that i've ever done." in a related story that's exactly what running for president is, yeah, you actually do have to defend everything you've ever done. [ laughter and applause ] this is pretty cool.
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i read that president obama has become only the fourth president in history to visit all 50 states after he recently travelled to south dakota. i think we have some footage of his trip to south dakota don't we? there he goes. that counts. that counts. foot on the soil. it counts. he did it. some pretty big tv news here, fox announced yesterday that the upcoming 15th season of "american idol" will be the shows last. [ audience aws ] it was a sad day for the shows alumni, in fact i heard simon cowell actually lowered his nipples to half mast. [ laughter and applause ] that's nice. beautiful. some business news i read that verizon announced that it is acquiring aol for $4.4 billion. this obviously a big deal. verizon said, "this acquisition supports our strategy to
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provide a premium customer experience." while aol had this too say. [ dial up internet noise ] "we are happy to be partnering with verizon. the world has gone mobile." [ dial up internet noise ] >> welcome. >> jimmy: best of luck to those two companies as them move forward. you all know the royal family is in the news a lot lately because of the royal baby. now that prince william and kate middleton have had their second child, it sounds like prince harry is thinking about settling down himself. watch this. >> of course, i'd love to have kids right now but there's a a process that one has to go through. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: nothing like a guy with red hair trying to explain sex. well, you know, you have to go -- there's a bird and eh, well, eh, of course a geezer. and a stork or some bird will
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fly, carrying a baby and eh. a stork can't carry the whole baby. well it's a very lightweight baby and a very big stork. well this is crazy. i saw that across the street, picasso's women of algiers just became the most expensive painting to sell at auction after going for $179.3 million at christies right here in new york right across the street. have you seen this painting? take a look at this. yeah, when asked why he paid $179.3 million for the painting, the man who bought it said, "boobs." [ laughter and applause ] >> steve: why else? >> jimmy: there it is. boobs, there it is. >> steve: boobs. >> jimmy: boobs, there it is. >> steve: i put on dvd i watch it all day long on in the boob tube. >> jimmy: dvd baby.
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you guys see this? starbucks announced that it is now selling a mini version of its frappuchino, which holds two ounces less than the small size. tom brady tried one and swears nothing is different. [ laughter ] can't even notice it. [ applause ] and finally, olive garden, you know we love olive garden. they just announced that it will start using its bread sticks to make chicken parm and meat ball sandwiches. its pretty cool. in fact, the restaurant even released an ad to clear up a a few things about the new menu items. take a look at this. >> here at olive garden you can now get our signature bread sticks as the bread to our delicious sandwiches. but you'll also continue to get unlimited bread sticks in addition to the breadsticks sandwich. then try our new never ending breadstick even after you leave the restaurant deal. we'll make sure everyone goes home with an old shopping cart full of all the piping hot bread sticks you can fit in your car.
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and with our new-new all you'll ever eat again is breadsticks deal we'll send a trained olive garden baker to break into your house and prepare batch after batch of warm toasty breadsticks. even after you say, "that's quite enough breadsticks." he'll still be there cranking out breadstick after breadstick until you call the cops. breadstick garden when you are here, you're breadsticks. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: yeah. we have a great show. give it up for the roots ladies and gentlemen! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: yes! that right there is unlocking the truth, sitting in with the roots tonight.
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[ cheers and applause ] that sounds great guys. they are a cool young band from new york. these guys were discovered performing on the streets of new york last year and have since opened for bands like guns 'n roses. and they are all under 15-years-old these guys. [ cheers and applause ] now, they've written a book about their story called "unlocking the truth." please welcome malcolm, alec and jarad! hey guys. [ cheers and applause ] thank you for being here. i appreciate that. that's good. you play it loud, man. you play it real loud. to loud for grandpa fallon. but it's good. what got you into metal? how did you guys get into metal your parents? how did you get into it? >> well we went to wrestling shows. me and malcolm here. and the music in the background inspired us to form a band. >> jimmy: hey that's cool. that's it right there. and then questlove you did the foreword. >> questlove: i did the foreword. yeah. >> jimmy: how did you run into these guys? >> questlove: i've seen them all over. >> jimmy: gymboree and stuff like that. [ laughter and applause ] >> questlove: yeah.
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>> jimmy: the local chuck e. cheese. >> questlove: no they were legends. like played all over brooklyn. >> jimmy: yeah, when you told me about them i was like, "let me see these guys." i saw some clips on youtube or something like that. i'm so happy you're here. congratulations guys. >> thank you. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: we have a big week of shows ahead. tomorrow night rebel wilson will be here. oh, wow. [ cheers and applause ] always fun. we have something fun planned with her by the way. its gonna be funny. and then later this week bill o'reilly and queen latifah, my girl, will be joining us. and we'll have performances from snoop dogg. he's back. he's got a new one. >> steve: come on he's back. >> jimmy: and we also have the gang from the tony-nominated cast of "something rotten!" on broadway. there going to be here. everybody is talking about that. they got nominated for all these awards. they're gonna come on. its so great to be in new york and have that here. but, first we have a great show tonight. she is so, so talented from "perfect pitch 2" anna kendrick
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is here. [ cheers and applause ] there she is right there. ooh, la, la. >> steve: glamour. >> jimmy: we're going to catch up with her. and then later in the show anna are going head-to-head in a a game of egg russians roulette! [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: dangerous. >> jimmy: yeah. and plus he's one of the most fun and energetic guys around. we had the best time last time he was here. i love him. from "brooklyn nine-nine," terry crews is stopping by. [ cheers and applause ] and you know him as the front man for the grammy-award winning band fun. later tonight he's going to perform a song off his debut solo album. nate ruess will be joining us. [ cheers and applause ] he's got one of the best voices in music. >> steve: love him. >> jimmy: i love that guys voice. guys its time to take a look at the stories making headlines today and weigh the goods with the bad. it's time for "pros and cons"
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here we go. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ pros and cons and pros and cons and pros ♪ >> jimmy: tonight we'll be looking at the pros and cons of having a dad bod. >> steve: oh. >> jimmy: it's a new trend out there now describing guys who work out once in a while but are still out of shape because they like to drink beer and eat pizza. >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: apparently lots of women are into this. >> steve: really? >> jimmy: yes. so let's look at the pros and cons of having a dad bod. here we go. pro, dad bod is a relatively new term. con, it used to be known as father figure. [ laughter and applause ] >> steve: really? >> jimmy: father figure. >> steve: wow. >> jimmy: pro, dad bods are defined by their small belly and round pudgy curves. con, so basically you're an adult baby. [ laughter ] it's kind of cute. >> steve: that's it. that's how you become a dad. >> jimmy: pro, women think you're sexy. con, kids think you are baymax from "big hero 6." [ laughter and applause ] pro, it's a sign that you love your body. con, but not as much as you
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love cinnabon. [ laughter ] tasty treat. >> steve: tasty treat. >> jimmy: pro, no longer worrying about what you see on the scale. con, because your gut is blocking the view. [ laughter ] well, that happens. >> steve: hey, if you don't know. >> jimmy: exactly man. pro, hearing your wife say she likes your dad bod. con, accidently responding, "and i like your mom bod." [ laughter ] doesn't work the same. >> steve: don't do that. stop. >> jimmy: yeah don't do that, doesn't work the same. pro, being comfortable having a a soft flabby body with zero muscle tone. con, realizing you still need to lose 75 pounds to obtain that physique. got to start somewhere. >> steve: come on. >> jimmy: what do i got to do to look like the before picture. pro, in america it is known as a dad bod. con, in russia it's known as a a vlad bod. >> steve: yeah! >> jimmy: and finally pro, good bye six pack abs, hello twelve-pack of bud. there you go. that's the pros and cons. we'll be back with more of the
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: our first guest is an oscar-nominated actress who stars in the highly anticipated new movie, "pitch perfect 2," which is in theaters everywhere on friday. i think this movie's going to be gigantic. welcome to the show, anna kendrick ladies and gentlemen. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: oh yeah, welcome to the show. you look beautiful. >> thank you so much for having me. >> jimmy: please, i've been wanting to have you on the show since we started and we just always cross different paths. >> yeah, i'm really excited to
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be here. >> jimmy: not only are you doing this show, but you also did "lip sync battle." >> i did. yeah, oh my god, that was so much fun and terrifying. i know it seems really silly because you're just lip syncing and it's no big deal. but, john krasinksi asked me to battle him on the show. >> jimmy: you versus john krasinski. >> yeah. >> jimmy: that's the battle of the century. >> yeah. so, i had to bring it. and i love the segment on your show, but when i agreed to do it, the producers called me and they were like, "great. so, do you want like backup dancers? do you want like pyrotechnics? do you want to come in from the ceiling? and i was like, i didn't want any of those things to be options. like i just wanted to like -- >> jimmy: lip sync and leave. >> you know, just like lip sync and have it be stupid. i didn't realize that it was like so blown out and so exciting. so, i was so nervous about it. >> jimmy: you had back up dancers? >> so i decided to do, you know, "booty" because i thought, that's funny. i don't have a booty. that'll be funny. [ laughter ] and producers were like, "if you want to do 'booty' we can get j.lo to come and do a a cameo." and i was like, yeah. i mean, yeah. [ laughter ]
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okay. oh, okay. twist my arm. >> jimmy: that wasn't on my list. pyrotechnics, j.lo, all that stuff, backup dancers. >> so, i you know, learned some chorography. and the idea was just like, i'm going to do some choreography and the backup dancers. and then she comes out and just stands in a wind machine and looks great. and like, no one cares about me so the pressure's off. and i'm just doing the rap section and like everybody's just excited that j.lo's there. so, i don't have to worry about the second half of the song. >> jimmy: sure, she can finish it off. >> exactly. >> jimmy: it's her song. hello, you wrote it, you do it. [ light laughter ] >> so, i was getting changed for my second number and i was like doing the full like, jenny from the block. you know i had like with my weave and my slutty jumpsuit. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah, yeah. >> you know, the whole thing. and they were like, "so, jennifer wants to talk to you. she just wants to come out at the end of the song and just like wave hi." and i was like, what? but, why? >> jimmy: why, when she could do the whole song? >> and i was like trying to convince her, like, but, i'm going to look so stupid. they'd really just want to see you. but, she's j.lo. she can do whatever the hell
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she wants. >> jimmy: i mean, yeah. [ laughter ] exactly. >> so, i feel like there's a a point in the song where i'm not sure if she's just going to come out and take the pressure off. because then i'm just like, i guess i'm just going to do the rap and like do some stuff like this. i don't know, like, move around. >> jimmy: there's no choreography there. >> no. and at this point, i'm just like, i just keep throwing looks over to krasinski like how did you convince me to come on this show, i'm going to kill you. [ laughter ] and she comes out at the end and the crowd just goes bonkers. >> jimmy: oh yeah. >> so, it all worked out. it was all great. but, then i did realize, like why am i singing a song about booty with jennifer lopez's booty on the same stage. that was a bad decision on my part. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: let alone john krasinski's booty, as well. >> oh yeah. >> jimmy: i mean he's the one that's got -- yeah, that's who i wouldn't mess with. >> yeah, that was a mistake on all levels for me. >> jimmy: but, who won the competition? >> it's true, it's true because even when she comes out and just waves, you just crush. >> yeah, you won. that's right, congratulations.
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anna kendrick's the champ. [ cheers and applause ] "lip sync battle." that's what happens. thank you for doing that. thank you for putting all that work into it. >> oh my god, it was so much fun. >> jimmy: i mean, gosh, we loved it. and everyone went online. they went nuts for it. you're huge on twitter and social media. does your mom follow you on that stuff though? >> she does, yeah. she does. i love everything that i get to do on social media. and you know, like, i'm loving this thing that's happening right now, where people are always sending the pictures of themselves in front of the "pitch perfect 2" poster doing the pose that beca is doing and they're like tagging it "beca effin mitchell." it's so cool, it warms my little -- >> jimmy: "beca effin mitchell?" >> becca effin mitchell, yeah. and, i feel like it's that scene in "the grinch" where my heart grows like two sizes. it's just so sweet. but, i was talking to my mom on mother's day and we were having a really sweet, kind of, mother-daughter conversation. and i was actually really proud of myself for going like a a really long time in this conversation without making a a sarcastic comment and being kind of a jerk. >> jimmy: yeah, that's our job as children. >> i know. >> jimmy: that's what we have to do, yeah. >> i know! and at some point, she was like, "anna, i just want you to
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know i really am so proud of you. and i've been checking out this 'pound beca effin mitchell.'" and i was like, what? [ light laughter ] you mean, hashtag beca effin mitchell? >> jimmy: yeah, yeah, yeah. >> because that sounds like something else. >> jimmy: no that's different. mom, i'm going to hang up the phone. >> that's not a thing, mom. that's not a thing. >> jimmy: it's mother's day. i'm going to hang up the phone, mom. [ applause ] good bye! >> but, i'm such a jerk that even once i figured out what she meant i couldn't let it go. >> jimmy: you went online and you're like, "what is going on? who's tagging these pictures? what pictures are people posting?" >> i had to be like, come on mom. >> jimmy: yeah, but -- but, i think this movie is going to be gigantic. i think it's going to be huge. there's so many cameos and surprises in there. >> yeah. >> jimmy: the green bay packers -- >> the green bay packers. >> jimmy: -- are in the movie. >> in the movie. >> jimmy: clay matthews. >> they are enormous. i mean you expect football players to be, but it was terrifying being next to them. >> jimmy: well, especially compared to you. i mean you're so tiny. >> it was terrifying. even more terrifying is that at
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the drop of the hat they can do the entire finale from "pitch perfect 1." >> jimmy: no way. [ laughter ] >> they can do it all the way through, word for word. get one beer in those guys and they're like, do you want to see it? here we go. >> jimmy: here we go. [ laughter ] and they contacted you guys, right? >> yeah, they kept talking about the movie so much that eventually the producers were like, do you want to be in the movie? >> jimmy: oh man, it is fun. the movie's going to crush. everybody's great in it. you are fantastic in it. we have a clip here, anna kendrick in "pitch perfect 2." >> going in a booby trap. it's terrifying. >> enough about the world. i am out of here. >> oh, okay you're just going to leave now? >> we all have to eventually, chloe. it might as well be now. >> hey beca. >> if you all knew what was good for you, you'd follow me. >> beca, the side! [ screaming ] >> oh, my god! >> oh no beca. beca. >> what the hell! i'm stuck. i'm stuck. i can't pull it. >> well, well, well. look who needs our help. >> not cool, guys. >> no, what's not cool is you taking out your frustrations on us. >> really, that's what you're going to say to me right now? help me! i'm dying, i'm dying. [ screaming ] >> we need to get her down. >> we need a ladder. >> no, we don't believe in ladders.
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they suggest a corporate hierarchy that is counter productive to my team building program. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: we don't believe in ladders. [ cheers and applause ] it's so fun. congratulations on that. >> thank you. >> jimmy: "pitch perfect 2" this weekend you guys. now, we like to play games with people on our show every now and then. and i was just wondering if you would like to play a game called, egg russian roulette. >> yeah, i'm really excited. >> jimmy: there we go. anna and i are playing egg russian roulette when we come back. it's going to be fun! come on back. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ if you have lights and a smartphone, you can control your lighting from anywhere right now buy 2 ge link bulbs and a link hub for just $24.99! are you tired of sitting in the dark? do you know how to use a smart phone? then you too can use the wink app to control your lighting without ever leaving the couch! link bulbs last 22.8 years, that's just under 23 for just over 24 if you buy right now,
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome back to the "tonight show" everybody. i'm here with anna kendrick and we're about to go head-to-head in a game of egg russian roulette. higgins, would you like to explain how this works? >> steve: yes james. [ laughter ] here in my hand i have one dozen eggs. eight of them have been hard boiled. four of them are still raw. un-cooked, un-tainted by fire. [ laughter ] you and anna will take turns selecting one egg at a time, uno ovum, and smashing them up on the top of your head. >> jimmy: uno ovum. >> steve: you won't know which eggs are raw and which are hard-boiled. once you choose, you may not un-choose you must smash that egg upon your head. >> jimmy: thank you. >> steve: first one to smash two raw eggs on their head loses. anna, as the lovely guest of the show you will choose the first egg.
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[ laughter ] ♪ >> oh, my god, i'm really nervous. okay. [ duck quack ] >> steve: good luck. >> i don't feel good. >> jimmy: what are you talking about, it's the first egg. >> i mean i feel great. >> jimmy: usually the odds are in your favor. >> you know. i'm doing reverse psychology. >> jimmy: welcome to the show. >> i feel great about it. >> jimmy: yeah i feel great, too. thank you for being here. [ laughter ] >> okay. ready? >> jimmy: yep. >> oh! [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: well-played. james. choose. wisely. >> jimmy: do i go with the one next to yours? i can't wait to go see your movie this weekend. it's gonna be so fun. and i'll bring my hard-boiled egg. >> oooh! [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: oh! the odds increase. >> okay. women don't usually -- am i the first woman to do eggs?
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>> jimmy: you're actually the first woman to play this game and dare play this game. you called out. you want to call me out? let's do it, girlfriend. >> all right, all right. you know why, you know why? >> jimmy: why? >> because i've got eggs. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: what? >> steve: my stomach hurts. >> jimmy: higgins. >> it makes sense. >> jimmy: yeah. >> yeah. >> jimmy: you do. >> a lot of smack talk. >> jimmy: oh is there? >> for a -- >> jimmy: for someone's who's about to smack and then i'm about to talk. good to see you. you look beautiful. >> thanks buddy. >> jimmy: yeah. >> oh! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: you may have eggs -- ♪ [ laughter ] >> steve: don't. >> jimmy: okay don't say it. >> steve: tom brady's got deflated. >> jimmy: tom brady's got deflated. >> steve: pick jimmy! >> jimmy: yes. [ laughter ] >> steve: one of these eggs has had your name on it. the fates have it written. [ laughter ] good luck.
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>> jimmy: oh no! >> steve: find your fortuna! >> jimmy: i don't feel good about this. oh! "pitch perfect," "pitch perfect," "pitch perfect," "pitch perfect," "pitch perfect 2." >> oh! [ cheers and applause ] >> you look so pretty. you look so pretty. >> steve: the yolk's on you. [ laughter ] choose wisely. >> jimmy: you can't hear it. [ laughter ] there's not a prize inside. or maybe there is. maybe you can hear it. >> you look great. >> jimmy: good luck. [ laughter ] i hope you look great at your premier tonight. you look so good. thank you so much. >> i'm such a big fan of the show. >> jimmy: oh, good. thank you. >> oh! [ cheers and applause ] [ laughter ] >> steve: i have something in
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my throat. >> jimmy: i think this is an egg-celent choice. whoa! [ applause ] it's getting sticky. it's getting sticky. >> steve: the odds are now 50/50. three cooked. three raw. [ laughter ] >> steve: oh! >> i really don't feel good about this. i really don't. >> jimmy: you really don't. >> i really don't. >> jimmy: you really don't. go for it. >> fine, it's fine, egg's a a natural conditioner. i'm not even mad. >> jimmy: yep. >> steve: oh! [ cheers and applause ]
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>> jimmy: so confident going in. oh, stop it, like you meant to do that. oh, please. it actually looks good. it looks like a head band. higgins, where are we at now? what is the math, what's the math on this? >> steve: two raw, three cooked. >> jimmy: all right. >> steve: odds are in your favor. >> jimmy: they are. >> steve: unless you choose mistakenly. two eggs gone. >> jimmy: what country are you from? >> steve: cracker barrel. >> jimmy: ooh. >> oh! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> steve: oh! >> jimmy: thank you so much. >> steve: anna kendrick is the champion. >> jimmy: you are the champion and the best for playing this game. we love you. oh, my god, anna kendrick "perfect perfect 2" opens friday!
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: you can see our next guest on the golden globe award-winning comedy "brooklyn nine nine," whose season finale airs this sunday at 8:30 pm on fox. and he's the host of "world's funniest," which returns to fox in the fall on fridays at 9:00 pm. everyone please welcome terry crews! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> oh, yeah! >> jimmy: that's what i'm talking about. >> yeah. >> jimmy: that's what i'm talking about. i feel the love right there. >> these kids are amazing. >> jimmy: i'm locking the streets right there. >> man, oh, i love it. i got in the rock mode.
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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's great man. >> i love it. >> jimmy: i love when you come on. it's such positive, great energy when you come on. we love you so much. last time we were here we did this thing, i don't know if you remember this, where we took our shirts off, well, one of us did. yeah. [ laughter ] and we did a, instead of a lip sync we did a nip sync. >> nip sync. [ laughter ] and we juggled our -- boobs up and down. >> awesome. >> jimmy: two ebony and ivory. >> yes we did. [ laughter ] paul mccartney saw it. >> jimmy: paul mccartney was sick in japan, and it was just a cold. paul just had a cold. [ laughter ] and he was sick in bed and he saw the clip it made him laugh, made him happy. >> that was the coolest thing ever. >> jimmy: and i heard that i was like, dude i got to tell terry this. cause that's so cool. that's paul mccartney. >> that is the coolest. >> jimmy: we made paul mccartney healthy again. [ cheers and applause ] >> so how do we top that? one thing i noticed is -- >> jimmy: we got 20 million hits on youtube. >> 20 million hits. how do you top it without being x-rated. i was like -- [ laughter ] >> jimmy: no, no, no, not that
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yet. >> you know i was thinking biceps. we can go biceps now. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: oh, yeah. >> can we try that? >> jimmy: okay, yeah, yeah. [ laughter ] it might have to be a pillow. >> okay. get the green screen! >> jimmy: i can do back up. >> green screen. >> jimmy: i know, you can do that. or we can do bats right out again. i'll go to the next one. and then speaking of nip syncing and let's move over to lip syncing cause you also did lip sync battle -- >> yes! >> jimmy: versus mike tyson. >> yes, yes! >> jimmy: and you beat mike tyson. >> man, i had mike tyson in the corner. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: no! >> just kidding. don't hurt me mike. >> jimmy: yeah, mike will hurt you. >> no, no, i know. no, first of all, mike killed it. it was, you know what. first of all, after watching anna kendrick kill it -- >> jimmy: yeah. >> on lip sync battle, like she -- i mean she's amazing. then i saw anne hathaway rock it, i knew i had to bring the heat. this was one of the most -- it was one of the most amazing things i ever did in my life. you know what, once you get on that stage, this is what i can understand what the band feels because you get drunk with
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power. like, you know, people are screaming your name like ahh! and you just go, oh, my god, i'm singing this song and you're not. >> jimmy: you're not, you're lip syncing, but it feels good. >> it feels so good. >> jimmy: and you go back to wife and you go home and you go, that's right, i beat mike tyson. >> listen i was on such a high. i came home and i was like, "i'm better than all of you." [ laughter ] my wife was like, my wife was like, "can you take out the garbage?" i was like, "i don't do that. [ laughter ] i'm so sorry. i don't do that anymore." >> jimmy: you're a different person. yeah. >> i know i'm so, excuse me i need a manicure. >> jimmy: yeah. >> she's like, "no, hon, get your ass together and get this garbage out." i was like, "all right, all right." >> jimmy: you watching it over and over again on your dvr? >> no, first of all. that's what did it, like i could not stop watching my own performance. [ laughter ] you know what i mean? no it was wrong. i was like, "oh, i want to see lip sync battle again?" the kids were like, "oh, man." [ laughter ] i was like, "no it's really, it's good. look at this part. look at this."
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and finally my wife grabs me she's like, "dude give me the remote." >> jimmy: yeah. >> she said, "listen, i'm going to erase it off the dvr --" >> jimmy: yeah. >> "if we all, if you don't stop." like really. >> jimmy: yeah, it's getting too much. >> it's getting too much. i'm gonna erase it. >> jimmy: that's how fun you were. that's how great you were. >> i was in it man. >> jimmy: here's what we did. it's a cool fun thing. >> what? >> jimmy: we put your performance on a usb drive keychain. [ cheers and applause ] >> yes! >> jimmy: you can take this wherever you go. >> oh. >> jimmy: you will always have it. >> oh. >> jimmy: you are the lip sync battle champion. you will always have that. you can take that, you go to a a party and be like, anybody have a computer, anything usb? plug it in and ♪ plug it in plug it in ♪ >> you are the man. you know i love myself. it is so wonderful. [ laughter ] i'm definitely going to do this. >> jimmy: i got to say "world's funniest," you're great on that show, it's a great concept for a show. it's like all the funniest viral videos and comedians. i love that, you're a great host on that. "brooklyn nine nine." >> oh. >> jimmy: you know that's our dudes over there. we love everybody over there. [ cheers and applause ] >> i love this.
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so honored. >> jimmy: so this sunday, any sneak peeks of what we can look at? >> wow. you know i, i don't want to get -- the show is loved so much. i don't want to give away everything. but we have two big, big things is that jake and amy do have a a kiss. they get close. i can't tell the situation but it gets really hot and heavy somehow and the other thing is somebody is leaving the nine nine. [ audience aws ] someone's leaving. >> jimmy: really? >> i'd listen. >> jimmy: that's a good enough container for me. >> yeah that's all i go the to say. look, hey, to an end. >> jimmy: exactly. yeah. did you see -- yeah, it's two-nil right there. i'm going to work on that there and now. i'm gonna say to you now, after you beat mike tyson, i'm gonna say to you now, you're the greatest. come back to the show whenever you want to. i love you so much. terry crews "brooklyn nine nine." [ cheers and applause ] season two finale airs this sunday, 8:30 pm on fox! and check out "world's funniest" when it returns to fox this fall, fridays at 9:00! stick around everybody! nate ruess performs for us after the break! we love you mike!
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: gosh, we love tonight's musical guest. he is a two-time grammy award winner as part of the band fun. he's now releasing debut solo album, "grand romantic." this guy knows how to perform, man. performing "nothing without love" with a
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a little help from the roots, please welcome, nate ruess. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ i am nothing without love i'm but a ship stuck in the sand some would say that ♪ ♪ i'm all alone but i am i'm nothing without love i wanna hold her ♪ ♪ in my arms she feelin' lost she feelin' sad i would take credit ♪ ♪ for what's wrong but i am i'm nothing without love ♪ ♪
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♪ three years at sea after the storm and this sinking ship of love you put me on ♪ ♪ god i wish a gust of wind would come and carry me home ♪ ♪ but i i got nowhere to go ♪ ♪ now here you show up with the force of a wave and so i'm settin' my sail i'm headed for ♪ ♪ the empire state hey hey i don't wanna lose this one she made me feel hope ♪ ♪ you know i am i'm nothing without love ♪ ♪
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♪ oh baby show me a sign send up a signal that everything's fine ♪ ♪ come on slide up right here by my side ♪ ♪ you know that i i wanna rest in your light na na na hey na na na hey oh ♪ ♪ na na na hey na na na oh na na na hey na na na oh ♪ ♪ i wanna rest in your light na na na hey na na na hey oh na na na hey ♪ ♪ na na na oh na na na hey na na na oh ♪ ♪ na na na hey i am nothing without love i'm just these thoughts without a pen ♪
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♪ and i would take credit for this song but i am nothing without love ♪ ♪ whoo baby show me a sign send up a signal that everything's fine ♪ ♪ well just come on come on come on right by my side don't you know that i don't you know that i ♪ ♪ i wanna rest in your light i wanna rest in your light i wanna rest in your light 'cause i am i'm ♪ ♪ nothing without love
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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: come on. come on, that's the way to do it right there! nate ruess! [ cheers and applause ] oh, my gosh, i loved it so much. "grand romantic" is available on june 16th. preorder this now. it's good. we'll be right back, ladies and gentlemen. [ cheers and applause ] ♪
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: my thanks to anna kendrick, terry crews, nate ruess, unlocking the truth right there ladies and gentlemen. [ cheers and applause ] and the roots of course right there from philadelphia, pennsylvania. stay tuned for "late night with seth meyers." thank you for watching. have a great night. i hope to see you tomorrow. bye-bye everybody. [ cheers and applause ] ♪


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