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. i'm adapting to having winter in may. i kind of like it. i think we should stick with it. >> any hail? >> no, not at all. you can sleep in tomorrow, have a cup of coffee, have a lazy saturday morn, you know, on me. by the afternoon, clouds will linger and it's going to be a cool day with upper 60s and low 70s across the bay area. >> the weekend is here. enjoy it. thank you for joining us. >> bu-bye. ♪ >> steve: from studio 6b in rockefeller center in the heart of new york city, it's "the tonight show starring jimmy fallon." tonight, join jimmy and his guests --
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queen latifah. sam rockwell. the cast of broadway's "something rotten!" and featuring the legendary roots crew. >> questlove: 264, anguilla! >> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon! ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hey! that's what i'm talk about. looking good! hot crowd! hot crowd. welcome, everyone. welcome to "the tonight show." you made it. you're here. this is it.
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[ cheers and applause ] thank you for being here. you guys, it's friday. [ cheers ] that's one reason to celebrate. also, it's the first day in a a long time when no one declared they're running for president. [ laughter ] that's right. the election's really heating up. and i saw that the ceo of epic records hosted a fundraiser for hillary clinton that was attended by beyoncé, meghan trainor and sharon osbourne. [ light laughter ] or as bill calls them, "definitely, probably, and i think i actually did." [ laughter ] [ applause ] and listen to this. after it was revealed that he donated to the clinton foundation, abc news anchor george stephanopoulos announced that he will not moderate abc's republican debate in february. yeah. in fairness, though, with 36 possible candidates running, you don't need a moderator, you need this guy -- >> let's get ready to rumble! >> jimmy: let's get ready to rumble! [ applause ] and in an interview this week, presidential candidate carly fiorina continued to criticize hillary clinton for
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not speaking to the press and said that she is hiding. which brings us to tonight's game, "where in the world is hillary clinton?" ♪ [ applause ] >> jimmy: okay. let's see if we can find hillary clinton in this beach party scene. [ laughter ] can anyone find her? do you at home see her? time's up. there she is. [ laughter and applause ] good job if you found her. it sounds like former new york governor george pataki may be entering the race for president. it's not definite, but yesterday he tweeted that he will announce his 2016 plans on may 28th in new hampshire. [ light laughter ] what's he gonna do, go to new hampshire to say he's not running? it's like getting down on one knee and saying, "i think it's time we see other people." [ laughter ] actually, take a look at this tweet. this is a real tweet, by the way. can we zoom in on the bottom there? 33 favorites. [ laughter ]
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well, that's a good start. he's got a chance. >> steve: for president, yeah. >> jimmy: he's got a chance for president. [ applause ] 33 people. he's got a shot, man. did you guys see this? during a recent event at a a restaurant called tommy's country ham house in south carolina, presidential candidate ben carson delivered a speech right after he lost his front tooth. which still left him with more teeth than everyone combined at tommy's country ham house. [ light laughter ] he actually lost his front tooth. which explains why he said under his leadership, americans would be entitled to "life, liberty, and the purthuit of happineth." [ laughter ] some news out of washington. you guys remember those secret service agents that crashed their car near the white house? remember that story? well yesterday, a report found that the agents were more likely than not drunk. [ light laughter ] yeah. the secret service agent responsible for the accident denied hitting the fence. he said -- [ slurred ] "this thing is getting blown wayou knowy out of proportion. we didn't crash into the fence.
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that fence crashed into us. it totally come out of nowhere and i was like, 'surprise! i'm a fence and i'm gonna crash into your car.' and we were like, 'whoa! cool! a talking fence!' [ laughter ] but then there were some flashing blue lights and some mean men came and took us away from the talking fence and put us in a box made out of nothing but fences. [ laughter ] but these fences were mean and didn't talk." [ applause ] that's fair. he's got a point. some tech news here. after it was announced that you can order a pizza from domino's just by texting a pizza emoji, it was also announced that you can now donate to panda habitats by just tweeting a a panda emoji. i wonder what happens if you tweet an emoji of a pizza and a a panda. let me see. here you go. let's see. there you go. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] hi, hashtag. thank you!
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hashtag the panda, everybody! thank you very much! [ cheers and applause ] oh, you want a tip? tip. all i have is a 20 -- do you have a -- hey, what are you doing? ♪ [ laughter ] hashtag, what -- hey. [ laughter ] >> steve: he take your wallet? >> jimmy: i don't know what just happened at all. he took my wallet and the pizza and the tip. is he still out there? ♪ oh. he just fell -- >> steve: fell on the pizza. [ cheers and applause ]
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hashtag the panda. hey, this is pretty cool. this week on "celebrity jeopardy!", green bay packers quarterback aaron rodgers surprised everyone -- [ cheers ] did you see this? he defeated astronaut mark kelly and "shark tank" investor kevin o'leary. aaron rodgers totally won. it was great. i actually watched the episode. it might just be me, i think the odds might have been stacked in rodgers's favor. look at these categories. >> good luck. here we go into the jeopardy round. and here are your categories, gentlemen. football statistics. playing football. the nfl in general. quarterback stuff. and finally, aaron rodgers's favorite colors. aaron, you start. [ applause ] >> jimmy: this is interesting, here. buzzfeed and "the new york times" announced that they are going to start posting stories and articles directly to facebook. that makes sense. in fact, people are so used to getting their news from facebook that they've actually started a daily newspaper. we actually got a copy.
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let's take a look at some of today's headlines. here we go. ♪ facebook headlines [ applause ] >> jimmy: the top story is -- "woman who whined that she's not ready for bathing suit season flips out when neighbor agrees with her." [ laughter ] next story -- "nephew's 'gawky phase' apparently not a phase." [ laughter ] this next headline is -- "ex-girlfriend doing great -- that's just great -- i mean, good for her -- good for her." [ light laughter ] this next headline is -- "idiot cousin writes, 'whoz hirin? parents want me 2 get a summer jab.'" [ laughter ] our next headline is -- "mom describes funny youtube clip as 'virus video'." [ laughter ] our next headline is -- "coworker posts blurry photo taken with a clearly annoyed stevie wonder outside an airport restroom." [ laughter ] leave him alone. next headline is -- "man gets friend request from hot coworker, decides to play it cool and sit on it for a few days; breaks down and accepts 40 seconds later." [ light laughter ] and finally, last headline is -- "ew, grandma now in a
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a relationship." [ applause ] ew! we have a great show, give it up for the roots, everybody! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: we have a big show tonight. she's one of my favorite human beings on the planet. she's talented, she's funny, she's gorgeous. great actress. she's amazing in this new hbo movie called "bessie." which airs tomorrow night -- or sunday night? queen latifah is in the house, you guys. [ cheers and applause ] latifah! love queen latifah. >> steve: come on! >> jimmy: we're going to have some musical fun with her tonight. do a little thing. plus, we love it when he stops by too. the very talented sam rockwell is here. [ cheers and applause ] in the new "poltergeist" movie. and this is what it's all about. this is hilarious, it's a great show. gosh, we're bringing broadway to you.
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they're happening. it's happening. the most talented actors. we have them perform. from the ten-time tony-nominated cast of "something rotten!" tonight. [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: oh! >> jimmy: it's gonna be good. it's really good. i'm excited about that. today is friday. that's usually when i catch up on some personal stuff. you know, check my inbox, return some emails, and of course, i send out "thank you" notes. and i was running a bit behind today, so i thought, if you guys wouldn't mind, i'd just like to write out my weekly "thank you" notes right now. is that cool? [ cheers and applause ] you guys are the best. thank you so much. thank you. james, can i get some thank you note writing music, please? ♪ [ light laughter ] he looks so happy. he looks so happy to be here. yeah. >> steve: what is that in his pocket? [ laughter ] is that a ghost? >> jimmy: he's wearing two pocket squares. >> steve: oh, tupac squares. yes. >> jimmy: yeah, tupac. [ laughter ] >> steve: love those tupac squares. >> jimmy: two pocket squares, yeah.
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♪ thank you, the new season of "the bachelorette," for featuring two women and 25 guys. or as that's also known, "the race for president." [ applause ] thank you, cbs, for canceling "csi." and thank you, most americans, for not being sure if that's the one you watch. [ laughter ] >> steve: is that my "csi"? >> jimmy: i like "csi", right? is that the one with the guy with the red hair? >> steve: yeah, no, miami one. is that houston? ♪ >> jimmy: thank you, verizon for buying aol and basically taking $4.4 billion and basically kissing it -- >> good-bye. [ laughter and applause ] ♪ >> steve oh! hey now! >> jimmy: that was a good one.
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that was a good one. i like that. i give it up for that. ♪ thank you, the final chips in a a bag of doritos, for reminding me that i'm not above drinking crumbs. [ laughter and applause ] tastes good. that's delicious. ♪ thank you, people who say, "there's more than one way to skin a cat," for making me wonder why you even know the first way. [ laughter ] why do you have to know how to -- >> steve: that's number 43. ♪ >> jimmy: thank you, nougat, for being something i love, even though i have no idea what it looks like, where it comes from, or what it is. [ applause ] nougat. what is it? >> steve: what is nougat? it's delicious, that's what it is. >> jimmy: it is good, yeah. ♪ thank you, kites, for being a a fun way to spend fifty bucks
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh, i love my first guest. she's the best. she's an academy award-nominated actress, and a a grammy award-winning performer, starring in the new hbo film, "bessie." premieres tomorrow at 8 pm. please welcome, queen latifah! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy! >> jimmy: what? >> i like the digs. >> jimmy: you like the new digs? first time on the fresh, shiny new "tonight show." >> i'm so, so happy so proud of you so excited. i couldn't be happier.
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>> jimmy: i love you so much. you look gorgeous. thank you for coming on the show. i appreciate it pal. >> thank you. >> jimmy: let's get into it. i want to know things about you here. you started your musical career vert young. >> yeah, i was like 17 when my first single came out. >> jimmy: who was your influence? who were you into? who was your one direction? >> oh. [ laughter ] my one direction when i was younger had to be prince. >> jimmy: oh. >> prince was my one direction. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: did you have posters and everything in your bedroom? >> no, that was the first album i bought was "purple rain" it came with a poster. >> jimmy: oh yeah. that's right. >> it came with a poster! >> jimmy: isn't that the coolest thing, yeah. >> yeah, you open it up and get the poster and i put the poster on the wall and it was like -- you know sometimes i would kind of walk out of the room and kiss prince. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: give a little kiss yeah. yeah. have you ever met him? >> i did. i met him at -- well, it was kind of funny because we were in the same elevator at this hotel here in new york called the palace. >> jimmy: yeah. >> and i'm just on this elevator and i look and i'm
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like, "that's prince." [ laughter ] prince is right there. okay, be cool. be cool. be cool. be cool. don't touch prince. don't touch him. [ laughter ] i just wanted to touch him. >> jimmy: don't touch prince. >> don't touch prince. lose all your cool. don't do it. i fought through it. >> jimmy: yeah, did you acknowledge him? >> yeah, we kind of said hi but i had to be cool. i was like -- because i would have lost it. >> jimmy: he is the coolest. >> he is the coolest. quest knows. >> questlove: he cool. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: he cool. >> yeah, he cool. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: where did you guys -- >> yeah, he had this -- he had the surprise performance at michael jordan had a party during all-star weekend here and prince performed and like when i tell you i was trying to be in front of the stage, like once again, that's my one direction. >> jimmy: of course. you want to see your harry styles. >> he looked at me and called me up there and said come up, come up on stage. >> jimmy: no, no. >> i can't come up there prince, you're prince. but i went.
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>> jimmy: you did, yeah. [ laughter and applause ] >> i went, it was so cool! >> jimmy: you had to do that. no -- >> a bunch of people went up. like chris rock was going crazy. but me and quest was sitting here. he has couch behind his keyboard. so he's playing keyboard but we're chilling on a couch. [ laughter ] who is so cool they got like -- >> jimmy: a couch on the stage? >> the keyboard stand. >> jimmy: do you know my story with prince with quest? remember this? >> oh my goodness. what happened? >> jimmy: at the garden. >> questlove: yeah. >> jimmy: and chris rock says "you never saw prince? that's the best concert in the world you have to see prince. what's wrong with you. you're not a person if you don't see prince." [ laughter ] alright, i go see prince. i go see him, he's amazing. he's unbelievable. go see prince in concert, he's great. and some of his management comes up to me and they go, they tag me in the show and they go, "hey, prince would like you to get on the stage at the end of the show and dance with him. i go, no. i'm not a dancer. i don't know -- no thank you. [ laughter ] i am enjoying the show, that's great. so then i'm watching the show, and he's amazing. and someone taps me on the
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shoulder they go, "hi, how are you? i work with prince and he'd really love you to go on stage at the end of the show and dance with him. at the end of the show, and i go "i don't do that. i mean i'm not -- [ laughter ] you want -- this is how i dance, awful. [ laughter ] it's not my gig. so anyways, someone else comes up and i said no, i don't want to be rude, but no, i'm not going to do this. the end of the concert comes on, questlove comes by, he goes, "come on, let's go on stage." and i go, "why?" and he goes, "everyone does it. it's fun." [ laughter and applause ] i go, "all right." i go up -- this is a true story. i go up on stage, questlove ditches me. leaves me in the dust. goes behind the drum kit and he looks cool. prince leaves and an elevator goes down the thing. i was on stage by myself. [ laughter ] it was the worst, most embarrassing thing in my entire life. prince left. he's like in the limousine. he's out of the building. it's me and a.j. from "extra" going -- "what is going on, man." it was the worst experience of my entire life, ever.
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it freaked me out. yeah. >> i'm sorry, prince is that cool -- >> jimmy: he is that cool. it's like a puff of purple smoke and he just left, split and left me. [ laughter ] >> so excited for you. >> jimmy: pal, i got to say congratulations on this thing. man oh man, you hit it out of the park with this one. >> thank you jimmy. >> jimmy: great performance. you already got -- this hasn't even aired yet. you already got nominated for a a critics choice award. >> i know, that's crazy right? >> jimmy: congratulations, yeah -- [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: you can sing! you can do everything. gosh your voice is fantastic. is there a sound track for this? >> yes, there is. >> jimmy: there is, because i got to get it. it's phenomenal. did you know you could sing that well? i knew you could rap, but then -- you just did it. >> it just happened. >> jimmy: and mo'nique is fantastic. >> i'm just trying to be like prince when i grow up. [ laughter ] yeah, mo'nique is unbelievable. >> jimmy: yeah, but the story -- bessie smith. >> yes, bessie smith, a huge, legendary blues singer from the '20s and '30s and who influenced so many people. >> jimmy: absolutely. >> god bless b.b. king man.
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[ applause ] very very influential singer. if you like mick jagger, then you like bessie. if you like billie holiday you like bessie. you like janis joplin, you hearing bessie coming through all those people. so we wanted to just kind of tell her story. and she lived a heck of a life. she was not always right, kind of tough but she was amazing and this was like the role of a a lifetime. >> jimmy: man, you hit it out of the park. i love you so much. you know -- i will see anything you are in because i love you, but gosh, it's fantastic. >> thank you. >> jimmy: i want to show everyone a clip. here's queen latifah in "bessie," airs tomorrow night. >> go, get yourself something to eat baby. what the hell is wrong with you? >> i know you got your side pieces but why you rub them in my face? >> i'm trying to build a -- >> you want me to -- >> i'm just trying to build a a show here bessie. >> you got her wearing my things. i know you think i'm big and ugly. you think i'm blind and dumb
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too? >> it ain't -- it ain't like you ain't been tipping out too. i know it. tell me different. >> jimmy: yeah. [ cheers and applause ] that's what i'm talking about there. >> mike williams. >> jimmy: "bessie" premiers tomorrow at 8:00 p.m. on hbo. [ cheers and applause ] stick around. when we come back, queen latifah and i are going to do a little beat boxing together. it's going to be fun! say what! ♪ i'm kinda known for my impressions. so here's my impression of a sirloin third pound burger from mcdonald's if you don't get one soon. that's right! gone! also... did that feel like 100% sirloin to you? because it felt like 100% sirloin to me. 100% north american sirloin. 100% limited. try all three sirloin third pound burgers at mcdonald's enjoy this lovin' while it lasts. ♪
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome back, everybody. we're hanging out with queen latifah! [ cheers and applause ] check out "bessie" tomorrow night 8:00 p.m. on hbo. fantastic. now everyone knows, you're an amazing rapper and people know i got my start in the business as a professional beat boxer. [ light laughter ] >> ahh. >> jimmy: but i was wondering if we could do this thing. i have this ipad app that's
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called "loopy," okay? and what it is, is it can record our -- our voices and we can loop it over and over it so, we can rap over our beat-boxing. >> really? >> jimmy: wanna try this? >> yeah, why not? let's do it. >> jimmy: alright, cool. here we go. here we go. alright, that's your mic. >> and it comes with a shiny mic. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah, yeah. it comes with a mic -- >> i like shiny things. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah, exactly. [ laughter ] alright -- alright so --- alright, i'll wait 'til this thing comes around the top. [ beatboxing ] >> look, ma, no hands. >> jimmy: that's it, right? now it's on there. now it's loopy. you come in next. ready? [ beatboxing ] >> jimmy: yeah, that's what i'm talking about there! oh my gosh! you lay it down right there. alright, good. maybe with some high hat, maybe? >> yeah. >> jimmy: we'll add some high hat to this?
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[ beatboxing ] [ laughter ] sounds good, right? >> yeah. >> jimmy: give me a note, curt. ♪ >> jimmy: alright, wait. >> yeah. get some -- >> jimmy: alright, here we go. [ beatboxing ] [ laughter ] now we should add like -- ooh, ah, woo! like stuff like that. alright, ready? like, ooh, ah, and woo. [ beatboxing ]
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[ laughter ] >> jimmy: ready? ♪ ♪ this is a jam for all the fellas tryin' to do what those ladies tell us ♪ ♪ get shot down cause ya over-zealous play to hard 'cause you're p b and jealous ♪ ♪ okay, smarty, go to a party girls are scantily clad and showin' body ♪ ♪ chicks walks by you wish you could sex her, standing on the wall like a poindexter ♪ ♪ next day's function high-class luncheon food is served and you're out and just munchin' ♪ ♪ music comes on, people start to dance ate too much you split your pants ♪ ♪ girl starts walkin' guy starts gawkin' ♪ ♪ sits down next to you and starts talkin' says she wants to dance cause she likes to groove ♪ ♪ jimmy don't just sit there let's bust a move ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ if you want it you got it if you want it baby you got it ♪ ♪ if you want it you got it
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if you want it baby you got it ♪ ♪ ah yeah ah yeah just bust a move ♪ >> jimmy: queen latifah ladies and gentlemen! [ cheers and applause ] stick around! we'll be right back with sam rockwell! [ cheers and applause ] ♪
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♪ [crowd cheers] oh! i can't believe it! [cheering] hi, grandma! ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome back, everybody. welcome, welcome, welcome back. you know our next guest from such films as "confessions of a a dangerous mind" and "iron man 2." his latest film is a reboot of steven spielberg's 1982 thriller "poltergeist." it is super scary. [ laughter ] and it opens in 3-d, which even makes it scarier. [ laughter ] it is in theaters everywhere on may 22nd. ladies and gentlemen, please give it up for sam rockwell! [ cheers and applause ]
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♪ >> jimmy: sam rockwell! sam rockwell! [ cheers and applause ] that was amazing! that is the way to do it! that is the way to do it right there! >> woo! i'm gonna puke. ♪ there you go. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that is the way to make an entrance right there. >> thanks, thanks. >> jimmy: sammy rockwell, good to see you, my friend. >> good to see you, man. >> jimmy: thank you for that. oh, my gosh. you've got some moves, my friend. >> i just had a mini stroke. [ laughter ] just a small one. an aneurysm. for you, jimmy i'd do anything. >> jimmy: now, see. that's what i'm talking about. it's who you are. a classy entertainer.
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you're a -- you've got some moves. >> a little ham. >> jimmy: no, no. you're doing exactly what we love you to do. is that like james brown moves? or where do you get your moves from? >> you know, it's kind of charles nelson reilly meets -- [ laughter ] >> jimmy: wait a second. charles nelson reilly? >> you know, howie mandell. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you got your dance moves from howie mandell? >> and a little don knotts. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: don knotts. mr. ferley? >> a little james brown and michael -- probably michael jackson and "risky business." i used to watch "risky business" a lot. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: how great is tom cruise? >> he's so great -- >> jimmy: he's so good. >> he did the splits and i was obsessed. >> jimmy: how did he -- but how do you even -- i can't do the splits. >> you know, i stretch. i do a little yoga. [ laughter ] i'm in striking distance. >> jimmy: what kind of streches, do you stretch before the show? >> i stretched before the show. >> jimmy: what kind of stretches? can you give us a little example of what that -- >> you know, it's kind of -- this is a good stretch. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that's interesting. >> the knees and then -- this is a dynamic stretch. >> jimmy: oh, interesting. >> i saw pacquiao spar once. and i saw him doing stretches.
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they were almost like a dancer, like baryshnikov. >> jimmy: who did that? >> pacquiao. manny pacquiao. >> jimmy: oh, yeah, really? >> yeah, it was fascinating. >> jimmy: he's a stretcher as well. >> he's a very limber -- >> jimmy: individual. >> good mover. >> jimmy: he's a good mover. yeah, yeah, exactly. [ laughter ] but also, you're very talented. you're also a beatboxer. is that correct? >> i used to do a little beatboxing. bad beatboxing. >> jimmy: but what do you mean? but where would you do it? just at parties and stuff? >> yeah, you know? the parties i went to, i had to sort of to be cool and to meet girls -- you know, you had to dance and beatbox and stuff like that. >> jimmy: i've been to parties with you and i've made you dance. we had a dance off. >> yeah. >> jimmy: where were we? >> probably really drunk. >> jimmy: yeah, we might have been. [ laughter ] i don't -- i remember that. >> well, you're -- you and i went to high school i think around the same time but if -- but maybe not. but maybe i'm older. >> jimmy: no. >> but like if you -- if you -- anywhere near the '80s you kinda had to learn some of that stuff. >> jimmy: yeah. >> you know? >> jimmy: i did like the molly ringwald. i did -- >> what's the molly ringwald? >> jimmy: that's just kind of like the -- ♪
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[ laughter ] right? >> "16 candles", yes, yes. >> jimmy: that was my -- >> that's pretty good, actually. >> jimmy: it's not. but thank you very much. [ laughter ] >> can you krump? >> jimmy: krump? >> i can't krump. have you guys ever seen "rize"? that documentary "rize"? >> jimmy: what is krumping? >> i thought i could dance until i saw "rize", man. then it was like, whoa. >> jimmy: what is krumping? >> have you seen the "les twins"? >> tariq: like this. >> jimmy: tariq that is -- tariq that is not a dance. [ laughter and applause ] >> not bad. not bad. >> jimmy: that's not real. >> he's isolating his -- >> jimmy: that is not real. that's not a dance move at all. that's how they dance? >> he's isolating his pelvis. >> jimmy: i don't know what krumping is, but yeah. but what music -- >> the "les twins", you know those -- are those the beyonce dancers? >> tariq: yeah. >> those guys are -- oh you've gotta get the "les twins" -- >> jimmy: i don't know the "les twins." >> on this show. >> jimmy: really? >> oh, my god. >> jimmy: i love that you come on. you also book the show. you're fantastic. [ laughter ] i have a microphone here. could you give us a taste of your beatboxing? >> sure. >> jimmy: of your beatboxing? >> sure, i'll give it a shot. >> jimmy: yeah, why not? [ beatboxing ]
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[ laughter ] come on. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: the best in the biz. >> i try aimlessly. >> jimmy: congratulations. you know, i'm obviously a fan of yours and -- >> thank you, vice versa. >> jimmy: i'm watching "poltergeist" and good gosh it is a scary, frightening, frightening movie. [ laughter ] and you know what someone tried to do and this is mean of them and this is probably your people who did this. someone sent me an evil clown doll. [ laughter ] and i don't want that doll. >> they sent you a doll? an evil clown doll? >> jimmy: a frightening evil clown doll. i go, "get it out of the office!" i was frightened by it. >> they're terrifying. >> jimmy: they're a terrifying doll. >> why would they do that to you? >> jimmy: why would someone be that mean and do that to me? i've already been spooked by watching the film -- >> you don't need that. >> jimmy: -- and now you want to scare me again. i don't need an extra spooking, no. [ laughter ] but uh -- and 3-d just changes the whole game. have you seen it yet? >> i haven't seen the film, no. >> jimmy: oh, it's unbelievable.
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>> it does -- it gets right in your face. >> jimmy: you have to see your movies. they're great. >> i'm gonna check it out. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: get around to it. >> i'm gonna see it with the audience. popcorn and the whole thing. >> jimmy: do you sneak in ever? go in the back? >> i've snuck in, yeah. have you ever done that? i've snuck in sometimes. >> jimmy: i've only made one movie. so, yeah i -- [ laughter ] but thank you for rubbing it in. i was the only one sneaking in to the theater. where is everybody? surprise! [ laughter ] >> i 've done that a couple times, yeah. >> jimmy: but this -- so this is -- did you see the original? >> i did. i love the original. and i -- in fact i called craig t. nelson and jo beth williams to get their advice. and they were very generous about talking to me about the film and you know, all the precarious kind of like acting green screen and all that kind of stuff. and they were really great. >> jimmy: it's crazy effects and it's very, very good. very scary. i'm gonna show a clip and i'm preparing you right now it's -- it's scary. the clip is scary. >> watch out. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah. here's sam rockwell in "poltergeist." take a look at this. >> madison? >> maddy?
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>> wait! >> no, no! >> daddy, i'm scared. >> maddy, it's me honey. [ cheers and applause ] >> yeah! [ applause ] nice. yeah! >> jimmy: "poltergeist." "poltergeist," everybody. congratulations on that. >> thank you. >> jimmy: it looks good, yeah. >> what is that? that sounds familiar. >> jimmy: oh, wait a second. is this happening? ♪ >> is that what i think it is? is this happening? >> jimmy: i think it's happening.
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♪ [ laughter ] what could it mean? right here on the tv screen. greatest thing you've ever seen. [ cheers and applause ] here's gene gene, the dancing machine! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪
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[ gong ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: sam rockwell, everybody! "poltergeist" opens in 3-d in theaters everywhere may 22nd. stick around, the cast of broadway's "something rotten" performs next! come on back! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hey everybody. come back next week, we have hugh jackman, jamie foxx, [ cheers and applause ] david duchovny, dwayne johnson and sting will be here next week. [ cheers and applause ] sting. and we have performances from janelle monae, pit bull and meghan trainor. you don't want to miss.
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that's next week. get ready -- you are really going to enjoy this. here to perform a medley from the multi-tony-nominated new musical comedy "something rotten!" are nominees brian d'arcy james, christian borle, along with john cariani and the broadway cast of "something rotten!" [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ ohh-- god i hate shakespeare that's right i said it no i do i hate shakespeare ♪ ♪ i just don't get it how a mediocre actor from a measly little town ♪ ♪ is suddenly the brightest jewel in england's royal crown ♪ ♪ how can you say that how can you say that ♪ ♪ it's easy i can say it cause it's absolutely true ♪ ♪ don't be a penis the man is a genius ♪ ♪ his genius is he's fooling all of you ♪ ♪ but he's brilliant what majesty flows from his pen ♪ ♪ his poetry soars like a sweet violin god's own inspiration ♪ ♪ like lightning doth strike him and he captures my soul ♪ >> aw jeez you sound just like him. >> really?
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thanks. ♪ and here's another thing i hate about shakespeare is all the twits who bloviate about shakespeare ♪ ♪ and how they prattle on about his great accomplishments ♪ ♪ well la de da de dah and once they start their gushing there's no stopping them ♪ ♪ and then it's blah blah blah blah shakespeare and he walks in it's ♪ ♪ dum da dum ta da shakespeare ♪ ♪ he's holding court and they say will you're such a genius and your ♪ ♪ writing is divine a rose by any other name is such a clever line and they're all ooh ♪ ♪ and he's all stop and they're all yay and i'm all ugh ♪ ♪ and i'm really getting sick of it and oh oh oh i hate shakespeare ♪ ♪ i think by now we sorta know you hate shakespeare ♪ ♪ shmakespeare ♪ the way he feigns humility when all he does is gloat the way he wears that silly frilly collar ♪ ♪ 'round his throat the poster child for why no one should ever procreate ♪ ♪ let me make a shorter list and i will give it to you straight ♪ ♪ every little thing
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about shakespeare is what i hate ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ my days are so busy it's making me dizzy there's so much i gotta do ♪ ♪ it's lunches and meetings and poetry readings and endless interviews ♪ ♪ gotta pose for a portrait and how i deplore sitting there for eternity ♪ ♪ then it's off to the inn where my innkeeper friend wants to name a drink after me ♪ ♪ then it's back to my room where i resume my attempt to write a hit ♪ ♪ just me and my beer and the terrible fear that i might be losing it ♪ ♪ and it's hard, it's hard it's hard, it's hard it's really really hard ♪ ♪ so very very hard i make it look easy but honey believe me ♪ ♪ it's hard, it's hard it's hard, it's hard it's so incredibly hard ♪ ♪ so inconceivably unbelievably hard it's hard to be the bard baby ♪ >> i know writing made me famous, but being famous is
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just so much more fun. ♪ you see what people just don't understand is that writing's demanding it's mentally challenging ♪ ♪ and it's a bore it's such a chore to sit in a room by yourself oh my god ♪ ♪ i just hate it and you're trying to find an opening line or a brilliant idea ♪ ♪ and you're pacing the floor and hoping for ♪ ♪ just a bit of divine intervention that one little nugget that one little spark ♪ ♪ then eureka you find it you're ready to start so now you can write right wrong ♪ ♪ you're not even close you remember that damn it your play's gotta be in iambic pentameter ♪ ♪ it's hard hard to alleviate the pressure to create ♪ ♪ it's hard hard to do something as good as the last thing i did that was already great ♪ ♪ it's hard it's hard it's totally hard ♪ ♪ it's hard it's hard it's totally hard it's hard ♪ ♪ it's hard it's totally hard ♪ ♪ i've got fortune and fame everyone knows my name i can't help it it's still friggin' hard ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: yeah, come on. that's what i'm talk about. that's what i'm talking about. thank you. "something rotten!", nominated for 10 tony awards, is playing
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at the st. james theater. go to rottenbroadway.com for tickets! we'll be right back, everybody! [ cheers and applause ] ♪
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: my thanks to queen latifah, sam rockwell, the cast of broadway's "something rotten!" and the roots, right there, from philadelphia, ladies and gentlemen! stay tuned for "late night with seth meyers." thank you for watching. have a great weekend. hope to see you next week. bye-bye, everybody! [ cheers and applause ] ♪
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