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featuring ty dolla $ign, and the legendary roots crew. >> questlove: racing through new york! yeah! >> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon! ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you very much. please, enjoy yourselves. [ cheers and applause ] amazing. amazing crowd here. thank you very much. thank you. welcome to "the tonight show"
from orlando, florida, everybody! [ cheers and applause ] oh, my goodness. i'm your host, jimmy fallon. what a show we've got for you guys tonight. jay leno is here tonight! [ cheers and applause ] we love jay. he's the only guy at universal who gets excited when the transformers turn back into cars. [ laughter ] you know what i love about the roller coasters here? you know that thing where they take your photo when you're at the scariest part of the ride, and then they sell it to you as a souvenir? [ light laughter ] it's my favorite thing. well, we decided to round up our favorite pictures of actual people here -- [ laughter and applause ] at the park -- [ cheers and applause ] riding -- riding the mummy roller coaster. [ laughter ] and turn them into memes. [ laughter and applause ] first up, let's take a look at this photo here.
this meme is -- [ laughter ] this meme is called "when you accidentally reply all to a a work e-mail." [ cheers and applause ] hit reply. [ applause ] here's the next photo. her meme. [ laughter ] her meme is called "when the waiter says, 'who had the fishbowl margarita?'" oh! [ cheers and applause ] [ howls ] [ cheers and applause ] this next photo here, this one's called -- [ laughter ] "when you walk into your teenaged son's room without knocking." [ cheers and applause ] you're like, "sorry, sorry! sorry! hey!" [ cheers and applause ] and finally, here's our last photo. this one's called "when you only know the first part of the gangnam style dance." [ laughter and applause ] ♪ oppa gangnam style ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ gangnam style op op op op ♪
>> jimmy: thank you. guys, we've had a lot of fun here this week, but this is actually our last show in orlando. [ audience aw's ] i know. it's gonna be so hard to say goodbye to florida. i mean, i don't know how trump does this every sunday. i don't know how -- [ laughter and applause ] [ cheers ] of course, it's the end of another crazy week in the news. and since there's too much to talk about, instead of giving you a full week in review, we decided to put together a a little montage that just focuses on the key words used this week. something we call "this week in words." [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ florida sunshine on location universal orlando ♪ ♪ beautiful outside jimmy fallon and the crew are here to debut universal orlando's new ride ♪ ♪ hey ♪ ♪ baseball's back spring is here the masters no tiger this year ♪ ♪ college basketball championship dreams the title goes to the carolina teams ♪
♪ wrestlemania new format the undertaker put down his hat ♪ ♪ love is in the air wrestlemania 33 would you marry me ♪ ♪ happy fun positive vibes ♪ ♪ of the opening of our tonight show ride roller coaster of our show ♪ ♪ called race through new york cool ride bro ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: the flippity flop. [ cheers and applause ] hey, guys. this is pretty cool, the director of "jurassic world 2" says the film will feature the t-rex from the original movie. [ cheers ] the t-rex is like, "hey, after three divorces, i need something to pay the bills." [ laughter and applause ] some tv news here. "wheel of fortune's" vanna white gave an interview recently where she says she doesn't want to retire. [ scattered applause ] >> jimmy: mainly because all you do when you retire is watch "wheel of fortune." [ laughter ]
it's a vicious circle. [ applause ] you know, i might have pulled something on that last joke. [ light laughter ] i think i pulled something. i'm not sure i can go on, actually. >> steve: really? [ audience groans ] >> jimmy: but this is "the tonight show." we have to go on! [ cheers and applause ] i need someone to tag in for me. someone please help me. you guys -- [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> thank you, thank you. thank you. thank you very much. [ cheers and applause ] thank you, thank you. [ cheers and applause ] no, thank you, thank you. well, thank you, that's very kind. that's very kind.
oh, at the acm's willie nelson announced he was writing his memoirs, and willie said in his memoirs, he will explain how marijuana has affected his life. [ cheers ] here's how it affected his life. he started writing his memoir in 1946. [ laughter and applause ] and according to "the national enquirer," kanye west and kim kardashian headed for divorce. [ cheers ] see, i don't believe it. i don't think he would ever leave her behind. [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: hey-oh! hey! oh! >> and quarterback colin kaepernick has done a a complete 180. he now says he will stand for the national anthem. [ cheers and applause ] he's now sitting for the game, but he's standing. [ cheers and applause ] he's standing for the anthem. [ cheers and applause ] and caitlyn jenner told diane sawyer she is writing her autobiography.
see, i think that's going to be one of those "he said, she said" -- [ laughter and applause ] [ cheers ] >> steve: hey! >> and dwayne "the rock" johnson was on the show last night. he was named -- [ cheers and applause ] he was named "people" magazine's sexiest man alive. [ cheers and applause ] bernie sanders screwed again. [ laughter ] hey, let me ask you. when are the democrats going to get some new blood? you realize 76-year-old nancy pelosi is now the tightly-stretched face of the democratic party. did you know that? [ laughter ] oh, and speaking of democrats, here's some good gossip you might not know. after anthony weiner's last scandal, he actually called bill clinton to apologize. see, that's when you know your life has gone off the rails. [ light laughter ] when your sexual behavior offends bill clinton. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ]
and speaking of the clintons, last saturday, bilasked hillary to renew their wedding vows. [ audience aws ] yeah. well, it's something he does every april fools' day. [ laughter and applause ] i'm sure you know by now, donald trump says he is skipping the white house correspondents dinner. of course, new jersey governor chris christie furious. christie, as you know, has never skipped a dinner in his life. [ laughter and applause ] let me ask you something. trump said he won't throw out the first pitch. he's skipping the correspondents dinner. is he that thin-skinned? you know, if this guy was any more of a pussy he could grab himself. >> steve: hey-oh! [ cheers and applause ] >> and where are all these jobs? where are all these jobs trump promised? you know, sears just announced they're closing 42 store. you know what that means? lost jobs for 42 sales clerks.
[ laughter ] that's what it looks like. the economy is bad. the only people jumping the white house fence are contractors trying to get trump to pay their bills. that's how bad the economy is. ♪ [ laughter and applause ] the economy is so bad, kellogg's had to sell tony the tiger to a chinese zoo. that's how bad it is. ♪ [ laughter and applause ] the economy is so bad, at mattel barbie now living in her dream car. that's how bad it is. ♪ [ laughter and applause ] the economy is so bad, a family in africa has adopted madonna. that's how bad it's gotten. ♪ [ laughter and applause ] the economy is so bad, kathie lee and hoda have taken side jobs as bartenders just for the free drinks. that's how bad. ♪ [ laughter and applause ] it is so bad, i saw matthew mcconaughey talking to himself in a kia. that's how bad. ♪ [ laughter and applause ] that's how bad it is. >> jimmy: i got one. i got one. i got one. >> finish it. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i got -- i got one.
this is good. i got one. the economy is bad. >> audience: how bad is it? >> jimmy: the economy is so bad, kendall jenner just did a a commercial for rc cola. >> yes! ♪ [ laughter and applause ] the economy is so bad, the ceo of netflix is using his neighbor's password. >> that is bad! ♪ [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: it is so bad, crate and barrel is actually selling crates and barrels. ♪ [ laughter and applause ] the economy is bad. it is so bad, the weeknd had to change his name to the work week. >> that is bad! ♪ [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: the economy is so bad, even sean spicer is admitting it's bad. >> that's when you know it's -- ♪ >> jimmy: ladies and gentlemen, jay leno, everybody right there! [ cheers and applause ] we have a great show tonight. give it up for the roots right there, ladies and gentlemen! ♪ ♪
[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you very much. please. welcome, everybody. please, enjoy yourselves. welcome. thank you for coming to the show. guys -- [ cheers ] thank you. i love you, too. [ cheers and applause ] well, guys, we got a little sad -- a little sad news today. we just learned of the passing of don rickles at the age of 90. [ audience aws ] he's a comedy -- comedy legend, and he's been on "the tonight show" countless number of times. i've personally been out to dinner with him a few times where he said some truly, truly mean things to me. [ laughter ] which if you're a fan, that's -- that's an honor. our thoughts and prayers go out his family. [ applause ] we have a great show for you tonight. he's a legendary stand-up and "tonight show" host. the great jay leno is stopping by tonight. >> steve: yeah! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: plus, she's one of
the biggest supermodels in the world. kate upton is here! [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: come on! >> jimmy: kate and i are facing off in a dance battle later on in the show. >> steve: ooh. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: you don't want to miss that. plus we have great music from jason derulo! [ cheers and applause ] what a surreal day today was, you guys. today was the grand opening of our new "tonight show" ride, "the race through new york." [ cheers and applause ] ♪ we've been working probably 3 1/2 years on this ride. i can't believe it's actually a a real thing. and i want to thank everyone from universal who helped out with this. they threw us a giant ticker tape parade this morning, this is real. check this out. ♪
>> jimmy: this is this morning here at the park. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ yeah, it was -- [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: crazy! >> jimmy: it's been a crazy day. >> steve: oh. >> jimmy: i mean, was that surreal? i mean, what did you feel when you went on the ride? like, what were you -- what were you thinking? >> questlove: i couldn't believe it happened. you made it manifested. it was crazy. [ cheers ] >> jimmy: well, i mean, but seeing yourself in a ride it's like, it hasn't really sunken in for me yet. >> tariq: it makes you think about how many years to come, you know, that this ride will still be here. it's like -- [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i hope so. can you zoom in this? >> steve: oh, yeah. >> jimmy: can you see this? [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: come on! >> jimmy: i got these at the gift shop, $399.
[ cheers and applause ] >> steve: solid plastic. >> jimmy: it was so much fun. it was, like, emotional. it really was like a roller coaster, just have all the crew and everybody. and all of our -- my family was there, my wife and babies were there. [ audience aws ] [ cheers ] and they just wanted to see the minions. >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: that's all they wanted to see. [ laughter ] >> steve: they've seen you. >> jimmy: but it is something i'll never forget. orlando has a special place in my heart. thank you guys, very much. [ cheers and applause ] it's our last day here, as i said. it's been such a great trip. you know, i'm feeling very thankful. [ cheers and applause ] if you guys wouldn't mind, i would like to write out my weekly "thank you notes." [ cheers and applause ] i'll do some "thank you notes." james -- [ cheers ] can i get some "thank you note"
writing music, please? [ cheers ] ♪ ah, there you go. >> steve: wow. oh, that's with the animatronic ride? >> jimmy: yeah, yeah. [ cheers ] ♪ thank you, hotel fitness center for being such a fantastic place to walk by on the way to the hotel bar. [ cheers and applause ] a lot of people working out there. ♪ thank you, yahoo! and aol for combining to form a new company. i guess that explains your new jingle -- ♪ yahoo! got mail ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: hey-oh! hey, hey, hey! ♪ >> jimmy: thank you, water slides for giving me the thrill of having to remove a wedgie in front of strangers. that's just -- [ cheers and applause ]
here i go! >> steve: hey! this ride's got a crack in it. [ laughter ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you, old bay for being a seasoning and the perfect thing to call your ex. [ cheers and applause ] that's my old bae. [ applause ] >> steve: she was spicy. ♪ >> jimmy: thank you, amusement park lines for being conga lines that haven't reached their full potential. i mean -- [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ >> steve: your pen broke? [ laughter ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you, hammocks, for helping me relax after i get all stressed trying to get into a hammock. [ laughter and applause ] paradise. paradise.
it's a scam. >> steve: i fell over. [ light laughter ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you, minions, for looking like twinkies that went to lenscrafters. there you go, everybody. those are my "thank you notes." we'll be right back with jay leno! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ [whistle] hi. ♪ get up to 50% off all dresses. women's from 15 bucks. girls' from 10. hi, fashion. old navy.
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: we are joined right now by one of the greatest stand-up comedians of all time, as well as one of the greatest late night hosts of all time. this friday night he's performing stand-up to benefit the make-a-wish foundation at hard rock live right here in universal. [ cheers and applause ] and season three of his show, "jay leno's garage", begins june 28th on cnbc. let's give a warm "tonight show" welcome to mr. jay leno! [ cheers and applause ] ♪
>> what a parade this morning. what was that, 300 feet? is that what it was? [ light laughter ] i've never seen a parade that's half a city block. okay, we're gonna go from here to the hydrant. then it was over! >> jimmy: it was long enough. it was long enough. how've you been? thank you for coming on our show. and thanks for the beginning and the monologue. that was -- >> thank you. >> jimmy: you know, that's fantastic. you're -- you're on the road all -- >> i am on the road. yeah, i had something happen the other day. this made me laugh so hard. i'm driving my '61 chrysler. nice, perfectly restored '61 chrysler. come to a stoplight, car pulls up, i look over, attractive woman, late 30s, early 40s. she goes -- rolled down the window, you know. and she goes, "i don't want to be too bold, can i give you my phone number?"
i'm thinking, "oh, i still got it." you know? [ light laughter ] so i'm about to say, well, that's very nice and i'm, you know, a happily married guy. so i go, "that's very nice" -- and she goes, "i'm a private nurse. if you ever need a nurse, you call me." [ laughter ] i realized, you know, she doesn't -- oh wait, she doesn't recognize me. i'm just an old guy in an old car. [ light laughter ] and i'm like, oh -- >> jimmy: i'm a private nurse. >> i'm a private nurse. >> jimmy: oh, my gosh. >> if you ever need a nurse, you can call me. i go, "yeah, no, i'm okay." yeah, hilarious. hilarious. >> jimmy: i'm sure you've heard the news, the sad passing of don rickles. >> i know. i just found -- i got here tonight when i got to the studio. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah. >> yeah, that was really sad. it was really -- >> jimmy: it's always sad to see a legend go. >> you know, i love that whole generation of comics. don, and of course rodney. >> jimmy: yeah. >> you know, i'll tell you a a great rodney story. i was pretty close to rodney. and when rodney was in the hospital, he was in a coma. and he only had a couple days left to live. and his wife joan, god bless her, she was by his side the
whole time. and i go to visit rodney and we're standing there and she goes, "well, jay, take rodney's hand." so i take rodney's hand. and she says, "rodney, if you know jay's here, squeeze his finger." okay, so i feel my finger get squeezed. and i lean in and i said to rodney, "rodney, that's not my finger." [ laughter and applause ] and rodney -- and i could see rodney kind of -- you know, he just -- [ laughter ] you know? and i felt -- i felt good. i made one of my favorite guys laugh. >> jimmy: he's the great -- oh, man, he made me laugh. >> rodney, that's not my finger. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: it's -- it's sad to lose legends, but, you know, when comedians just talking about other comedians -- >> but there's nothing greater than comedian funerals. i mean i know it sounds morbid but everybody -- [ light laughter ] because everybody does -- everybody does the best jokes. >> jimmy: yeah. >> the best one i ever went to, there was a comedian named joey roth. he was old when i was starting out.
he was on "car 54" a lot. he's the guy that would go, "oh, oh." he would -- >> jimmy: oh, yeah, yeah, yeah! of course. >> but he spent every dime on hookers. every dime of it. [ light laughter ] so when he died, at the service the rabbi says, "anyone who would like to speak." so there's a line of hookers. [ laughter ] all in their mid-50s with the leopard skin halter tops, you know. [ light laughter ] and the first one got up and says, "joey always paid. [ laughter ] he always paid. he always paid." >> jimmy: always -- >> and then another girl gets up and she goes, "joey was a a gentleman. he always stopped the car. other guys would just slow down and push you out." [ laughter ] "but he always stopped. he opened the door." meanwhile, the rabbi is like going like this, you know. then another one gets up. and she tells a story -- i don't know how to put this delicately. you remember the old cars from the '60s and the '70s, they had all the chrome, horn ring with all the chrome? >> jimmy: yeah, of course, yeah.
>> okay, well she got her hair caught in the -- in the metal part of the horn ring. the cop pulls them over. the cop's going, "you want to get out of the car?" she goes, "i can't get out of the car." the cop takes his pen knife, has to cut her hair to get her out of the car. [ light laughter ] she's telling this heartfelt story -- heartfelt story. but my favorite one, the last one gets up and she's got a a glass eye. [ light laughter ] and she's crying. but she's crying like this. [ wailing ] [ light laughter ] and the eye's not moving. it was like -- it was like the most surreal. it was like the craziest thing i'd ever seen in my life. >> jimmy: i -- thank you, i love every time we ask you to come on and do a thing for us and do a thing. you always are there for us and i really appreciate it. and we love you so much. >> well, thanks. thanks for having me! >> jimmy: please come back. [ cheers and applause ] >> always fun my friend. >> jimmy: thank you, buddy. that's how it's done. go see jay leno do stand-up this friday at hard rock live in universal orlando. kate upton joins us after the break. stick around, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] ♪
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: you guys are just the greatest crowd. thank you so much. our next guest is one of the most successful supermodels working today. she's appeared in multiple fashion campaigns, and been on numerous magazine covers all over the world, including this one right there. everyone, please welcome kate upton! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: come on. you feeling the love there?
>> it's so exciting to be here. >> jimmy: feeling the love? come on. >> yeah, i'm from here. >> jimmy: yeah, exactly. you're a florida girl, absolutely. hey, congratulations. [ cheers and applause ] this is -- you've been on -- you've been on the "sports illustrated" the swimsuit cover three times? >> yes, three times. >> jimmy: that's an honor. that's like one of the -- >> that's incredible. yeah. and especially this year, the issue is all about women of every shape and size loving their bodies, every age -- [ cheers and applause ] i mean, it's an honor to be in the issue. >> jimmy: that is amazing. i mean being a model, i mean this is the pinnacle. "vogue" and "sports illustrated," and, that's got to feel fantastic. >> i'm having a good 2017. it's feeling good. >> jimmy: yeah. yeah, i mean, who has been on the most? do you know -- >> i think it's elle macpherson has been on it -- on the cover of "sports illustrated" the most. >> jimmy: gosh, but i mean you're just so -- you're so young. >> yeah. >> jimmy: how old are you? >> 24. >> jimmy: sorry to ask. but 24 years old. [ cheers ] you're just starting, pal. this is fantastic for you. and you got this home crowd cheering for you because -- [ cheers and applause ]
you grew up outside of orlando? >> yeah, i grew up in melbourne, florida, which is just like 40 minutes away. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: melbourne! well this is great. did you grow up going to theme parks? >> oh, yeah. islands of adventure was always my favorite. >> jimmy: oh, really? >> yes. [ cheers and applause ] i consider myself a bit of a a ride critic. so i rode your ride. and it was incredible. >> jimmy: wait, what'd you -- [ cheers and applause ] >> it was so good. it was the best virtual ride i've been on. it was so much fun. >> jimmy: it was, right? >> i don't want to give away too much, but i'm kind of embarrassed to say the scariest part was when you were shooting the t-shirt gun. that's actually when i jumped. >> jimmy: that was the scariest part? >> well -- yeah, i literally jumped back. >> jimmy: i thought the -- the moon -- i don't want to spoil anything, but -- >> am i allowed to say all that? >> jimmy: yeah, i guess so. well, kind of. i mean -- i wanna -- i said dude, be as critical as you want to be. >> yeah, because the moon part, it felt like you were on a real roller coaster. it was -- it's incredible. >> jimmy: yeah, i'm not going to -- that's a positive review.
[ cheers and applause ] i was like -- i was ready either way. i was ready either way. i was ready either way. i wanted you to be really critical. you were like, i want to be honest with you, man. yeah. >> yeah. >> jimmy: but being from florida, i always had the question, where would you go on vacation? >> yeah, living in florida, you're like by the beach. >> jimmy: it's gorgeous. >> you have, you know, islands of adventure. >> jimmy: yeah. >> living here, our life is kind of other people's vacation, i guess. >> jimmy: yeah, it is. it really is. [ cheers and applause ] >> we would always go on this road trip every year to texas for a horse show. and i -- >> jimmy: you used to ride horses or you still do? >> yeah, i used to. well i still ride, but i used to show horses. >> jimmy: oh. >> and i am one of four kids, and i always had the reputation of every time we went -- we crossed texas state line, i would vomit. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: why? >> i don't know why we ever left florida. >> jimmy: no, just 'cause you -- i guess car sickness? >> i guess it was car sickness, but on the way out, too. i can't really figure it out. >> jimmy: what, you would just
bring the horses with you? >> yes. the horses -- that's why we would have to drive, we'd have to drive them there. >> jimmy: so you would just be going -- just going to texas, and just vomiting and then just getting there. but every time you got there, why that state line? just, it stuck in your head? >> i guess so. i guess -- >> jimmy: so weird. >> it wasn't the reputation i wanted, but it's the one i had. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah. what do you do when you're back here? when you come home, what do you do? >> well it's -- i mean it's so exciting to come here. justin's spring training is in lakeland. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh, that's nice. that's nice. tell him i said hi, please. >> i will, i will. and i get to ride my horses, because they're here as well. >> jimmy: oh, good. >> yeah and we -- justin and i just finished our event, the grand slam adoption event in lakeland, florida. [ cheers ] >> jimmy: now, what's that, the grand slam adoption? >> it's an event that -- it supports two amazing organizations, spca florida and k-9s for warriors. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: good for you, pal. >> the silent auction is still up. >> jimmy: the silent auction is
still up? >> yep, it ends tomorrow. >> jimmy: is there a website we can go to? >> yeah, grandslamadoption.com. >> jimmy: okay, good. we'll go on there. we'll support that. >> yeah, i'm hoping that next year i get to have an experience on the auction. maybe an experience with me on your ride. >> jimmy: that's a great idea. yeah, you can ride the ride -- [ cheers and applause ] >> coaster critics. it's going to be -- it's going to go for big money. >> jimmy: let me tell you something. every time you're here, we always have a good time. we're friendly, we're cordial, but we always have a little competitive nature. don't you feel? >> well, i don't feel like i'm that competitive with you, because i feel like every time we do things, i win. [ laughter ] [ audience ohs ] >> jimmy: well, not tonight! you want to have a little dance battle? >> oh, yeah. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: kate upton and i are having a dance battle when we come back. stick around, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] ♪
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome back, everybody. we're hanging out with kate upton! [ cheers and applause ] now -- now, i know that kate loves to dance, and kate knows that i love to dance. i think the question on everyone's mind is who is the better dancer. >> i think everyone asks that, right? >> jimmy: yeah. everyone, yeah. well, let's find out in a a segment called "tonight show dance battle." [ cheers and applause ] ♪ tonight show dance battle yeah ♪ >> jimmy: now, this here is the dance move generator. we're going to take turns hitting this button which will randomly select a never-before-seen dance move. [ light laughter ] whoever's turn it is has to make up a dance for that move, and the best dancer wins. kate, since you're our guest, why don't you go first? let's start the dance move
generator. whenever you're ready. shoulders with a mind of their own. >> shoulders with a mind of their own. >> jimmy: you got shoulders with a mind of their own. roots, can she get a beat? ♪ [ cheers ] ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: okay, okay, okay, all right. [ cheers and applause ] that's pretty good. woo. i better bring my a-game. man i don't know if i can top that one. now that it's my turn, let's start the dance move generator. be kind. be kind. be kind. [ laughter ] the elliptical. this is perfect. this is my move.
>> this is your move. i think i've done this at a a club. >> jimmy: yeah, everyone -- i patented this dance. oh i'm psyched to do this one. ready, the elliptical. roots, give me a beat. ♪ ♪ [ cheers ] ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] oh, gran -- >> i don't think you've got to go to the gym now today. >> jimmy: grandpa's going to need a nap, yeah. [ laughter ] all right. you're up, upton. try and top that. let's start the generator. [ laughter ]
walking into a spider web. i hate when that happens. >> i've done this before. >> jimmy: okay walking into a a spider web. we all know what that feels like. roots, give her a beat, please. ♪ ♪ [ cheers ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] oh, my gosh. [ cheers and applause ] i don't know how you made that cool. i don't know how you made that cool. i think everyone is still thinking the elliptical is the same, but still it's on everyone's mind. gosh, that was fantastic. all right. i got to bring out the big guns. dance move generator. [ cheers and applause ] no way.
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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome back, everybody. we are here at the universal music plaza stage to wrap up this amazing week of shows in orlando. tonight's musical guest has sold nearly 100 million records worldwide. he's here with his television debut of his newest hit. performing "swalla," featuring ty dolla $ign, give it up for jason derulo!
[ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, make some noise for jason derulo. ♪ hey yo. hands up, hands up! ♪ love is a thousand different flavors ♪ >> keep 'em up. ♪ i wish that i could taste them all tonight ♪ ♪ no i ain't got no dinner plans so you should bring all your friends i swear that all ya'll my type ♪ >> come on, come on. ♪ all you girls in here whoop whoop if you feelin thirsty ♪ ♪ come and take a sip cause whoop whoop you know what i'm servin ooh ♪ ♪ shimmy shimmy yay shimmy yay shimmy ya drank swalla la la drank ♪ ♪ swalla la la swalla la la swalla la la ♪ ♪ shimmy shimmy yay shimmy yay shimmy ya drank swalla la la drank ♪
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and the roots. it's been an incredible week at universal orlando resort, thank you to everyone here at universal, everyone in florida for making us feel so welcome. we cannot wait to come back. [ cheers and applause ] stay tuned for "late night with seth meyers." thank you for watching, have a a great night. i hope to see you tomorrow. i love you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank -- [ cheers and applause ] thank you, guys. you're all looking good! thank you! thank you! [ cheers and applause ] thank you! thank you! thank you! [ cheers and applause ] thank you! thank you, once again. [ cheers and applause ] i love you, man, i love you. i can't wait to come back. i love y