the gilroy gar lis festival. >> this weekend. >> yes. techs in the mid-90s into saturday. >> it's always steaming hot. >> the one time i went down there a couple times to cover that, it smells like a big pizza oven. >> it's garlic fries, garlic everything. >> so good. so good. >> good suggestion. he's like a concierge for the weekend. >> weather updates and he tells you are r where to go. >> thanks for joining us here at 11:00. have a great day tomorrow. >> bye-bye. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> steve: from studio 6b in rockefeller center in the heart of new york city, it's "the tonight show starring jimmy fallon." tonight, join jimmy and his guests -- john boyega, youtube stars rhett & link, musical guests kygo and

ellie goulding, and featuring the legendary roots crew. >> questlove: 712! iowa! >> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon! ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh, my goodness! yes! [ cheers and applause ] oh, we got a great show tonight. welcome, everybody. welcome. welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome to "the tonight show." this is it, baby. [ cheers and applause ] you made it. you're here. well, here's what people are

talking about. some big political news. today president trump went on twitter and announced that he is banning transgender people from serving in the military. [ audience boos ] trump said he understands this is a very sensitive issue, so he made sure to choose his emojis very carefully. [ laughter and applause ] actually, trump says that he's banning transgender people from serving because of high medical costs. if he cares so much about high medical costs, maybe he should pass a health care bill. [ cheers and applause ] if he cares so much -- and trump was talking to reporters yesterday, after the big health care vote, and people noticed that he didn't seem to know how many senators there are. [ light laughter ] when told it is two for each state, trump said, "i'm going to need another clue." [ laughter and applause ] "fifteen?" of course, another big story is trump's feud with attorney

general jeff sessions. and when he was asked about what will happen to sessions, trump said, "time will tell." [ light laughter ] when asked if he was just stealing lines if his magic eight ball, trump said, "ask again later." [ laughter and applause ] you go -- wait, this is all -- meanwhile the state department says secretary of state rex tillerson is, quote, "taking a little time off." wow, tillerson, spicer, maybe sessions. you know things are bad when the white house is losing more characters than "game of thrones." [ laughter and applause ] this is a lot of people. and trump held a big rally in ohio last night. i saw that he rubbed melania's back while she was introducing him. it was the first time someone has ever shivered in 80 degree weather. [ laughter and applause ] it's kind of warm. that's right. trump gave a speech in youngstown, ohio. and everyone is talking about a a pretty big comparison that he made. take a look at this. >> with the exception of the

late, great abraham lincoln, i can be more presidential than any president that's ever held this office. that i can tell you. [ laughter ] [ audience groans ] >> jimmy: then he said, "i won't be, but i can." [ laughter and applause ] after watching trump's speech, cnn's ana navarro made a pretty interesting comparison of her own. watch this. >> guys, i've never done hallucinogenic mushrooms, but when i watch one of these trump rally speeches, i feel, "okay, this is what it must be like to be high on hallucinogenic mushrooms." [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: when wolf blitzer heard that, he was like, "just tell me what you need and how much." and you go -- wait, wait a a minute. [ laughter and applause ] and trump's new communications director anthony scaramucci addressed all the leaks that have been coming out and asked staffers, "you want to sell postcards to the tourists or do you want to work in the west

wing?" and the staffers said, "wait, is that postcard thing a real option?" [ laughter and applause ] i love postcards. as i mentioned earlier, trump has decided to ban transgender people from serving in the military. it is very controversial. so here to address this issue is "tonight show" correspondent, patti harrison. patti, thank you for joining us. [ cheers and applause ] >> thanks for having me. now, jimmy, i'm a transgender woman. and as a trans person, it's hard to articulate exactly how i feel. but guess if i had to describe it, i'd say, "donald, you're so stupid. you are so stupid. you're lucky you're so hot." >> jimmy: wait a second -- [ laughter ] lucky you're so hot. patti, when did you first hear about trump's decision? >> well, when i saw the headline this morning, at first i just read, "donald trump bans transgender people." and i was like, "yeah, that sounds like him." [ light laughter ] but then i realized it was just

in the military and i was shocked, because i assumed he already did that. [ laughter ] now, i don't necessarily want to serve in the military, but i want the right to serve. you know, it's like, i don't want to go to your baby shower, but i want the invite. [ laughter ] but you know, i don't even think trump knows what transgender means. he probably thinks transgender people are those cars that turn into robots. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: it might be so. patti, before you go, do you have any final thoughts about all this? >> well, first i want to say that there are amazingly brave trans people who should be allowed to serve, like kristin beck, a retired navy s.e.a.l. with a purple heart, bronze star, and countless service awards. [ cheers and applause ] and yet trump says transgender people in the military would be a tremendous disruption. and i get it. if you constantly draw

attention to yourself, spend all day distracting everyone, and cost tax payers millions of dollars, the perfect job for you isn't the military, it's the president of the united states. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you very much. patti harrison, everybody. thank you, patti. [ cheers and applause ] you're lucky you're hot. that's a -- yeah, yeah. [ light laughter ] here's a local story, you guys. the mta wants to improve the subway here in new york by removing seats from trains to fit more people. [ light laughter ] and after that, they're going to ask riders to lie down and spoon each other so they can pack even more inside. [ laughter and applause ] i'll be the inner spoon. that's right. the mta wants to remove seats from trains to fit more people. even worse, southwest airlines heard that and said, "that's a a great idea. can we do that?" and you go, "no. you can't do that on a plane." [ laughter and applause ] and finally, i saw that a woman in texas bought a $300 vacuum from target, but got home and realized the box contained dirty towels, rocks and a can

of chili. [ light laughter ] or as that's known over at walmart, a gift basket. there you guys go. [ laughter ] we have a great show tonight. give it up for the roots! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: guys, we have got a a great show tonight. he stars in the new movie, "detroit." john boyega is here, you guys. >> steve: oh! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: we'll talk about that movie. that is a -- wow, that movie. oh, my goodness. and the roots wrote a song. you have a song on the sound track. >> tariq: yeah. >> jimmy: and it is beautiful. [ cheers and applause ] beautiful song. plus, from the popular youtube show, "good mythical morning", rhett & link are joining us.

[ cheers and applause ] we love those guys. they're just so fun. we always do something fun. so, tonight we'll be playing a a game called, "will it hotdog." "will it hotdog." [ light laughter ] >> steve: "will it hotdog." >> jimmy: yes, "will it hotdog." that's what we're playing with tonight. and we have great music from kygo and ellie goulding! [ cheers and applause ] i love these guys. guys, you know how they say a a picture is worth a thousand words. well it is also worth one meme. >> steve: really? >> jimmy: i'll show you what i'm talking about. it is time for "this week in memes." here we go. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ this week in memes this week in memes yeah ♪ >> jimmy: now first up, let's take a look at this photo of attorney general jeff sessions. [ light laughter ] this meme is called, "when 'despacito' comes on at da club." [ laughter and applause ] >> steve: hey-oh! >> jimmy: next is a photo of

donald trump. his meme is called, "when all your friends talking 'game of thrones' but you a 'westworld' boy. [ laughter and applause ] here's a photo of angela merkel with emmanuel macron -- [ light laughter ] and donald trump. their meme says, "when there's only one jalapeño popper left on da plate." [ laughter and applause ] here's a photo of kim jong-un. his meme says, "when you hit dat final cup in beer pong." oh, that's, yeah. [ applause ] next is the photo of ted cruz. his meme says, "when you try to get more info on the party tonight, but nobody will tell you anything." [ laughter and applause ] you can tell me. next is the photo of queen elizabeth and justin trudeau. their meme says, "when your tinder date looks different from their profile photo." [ laughter and applause ]

here's a photo of a gorilla. his meme says, "when you on the toilet without your phone." and you go, "wait" -- [ laughter and applause ] >> steve: that gorilla's on the toilet. >> jimmy: and finally, here's another photo of kim jong-un. his meme says, "ermagherd, perper werk." there you go. [ laughter and applause ] that's "this week in memes." we'll be back with john boyega, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪

[laughs] ♪ you have a side that is retired ♪ ♪ playing tag and gettin' tired. ♪ ♪ you have a side that saves for their tuition. ♪ ♪ but right now it looks like bedtime is the mission. ♪ ♪ a side that owns your own store. ♪ ♪ looks like you need to expand some more. ♪ ♪ that's why there's nationwide. ♪ ♪ they help protect and grow your many sides. ♪ ♪ nationwide is on your side.

allthat was amazing.e sitting. ♪ the ceiling is all spider webs. we missed grandpa's 99th birthday. i'm actively trying to stand up right now. and his funeral. oh i have a beard. oh! a chip. (laughter) binge watching isn't always rewarding. but hotels.com is. thanks captain obvious. how long have you been here? unlock instant savings now and earn free nights to use later. hotels.com.

[ light music playing ] you've wished upon it all year, and now it's finally here. the mercedes-benz summer event is back, with incredible offers on the mercedes-benz you've always longed for. but hurry, these shooting stars fly by fast. lease the c300 for $399 a month at your local mercedes-benz dealer. mercedes-benz. the best or nothing.

♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: you know our first guest as one of the stars of the movie "star wars: the force awakens." you can see him in the fantastic new film, "detroit", which is in select theaters july 28th and opens everywhere august 4th. everyone, please welcome john boyega. [cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪

>> jimmy: john boyega! [ cheers and applause ] thank you for coming back to the show. >> i had to. i had to. >> jimmy: you had to come back. >> yeah man. yeah man. >> jimmy: because last time you were here, it was before "the force wakens" came out. >> yeah. >> jimmy: and who knew? who knew how big the movie -- of course it's the biggest movie ever created but -- [ laughter ] yeah, thank you for coming back. >> no worries. >> jimmy: has life changed completely since i saw you last? >> i mean, just a little bit. [ laughter ] just a little bit. but yeah, i mean, scheduling is different now. i don't have my own time like i used to. i get to travel all over the world and meet great people. you know, it's good, man. i like it. >> jimmy: have you been working non-stop since then? >> yes, i have. i went from "star wars 8" to "detroit" and then went from "detroit" to "pacific rim" and then went from "pacific rim" to a play. and then here i am. >> jimmy: there you go. [ cheers and applause ] you know where you are, yeah. no breaks at all. >> no breaks.

>> jimmy: but, you finished also "the last jedi." >> yes. >> jimmy: so that's out. so we just found out even that that was the title of the film. do they let you know besides the scenes you're in what the movie is about? >> no. i think they have that thing will smith had in those "men in black" films that makes you forget everything. [ laughter ] >> seth: yeah, exatly, yeah. >> so yeah, we don't get to know about the little secrets. but it's nice. we get to be a part of the surprise like you guys. >> jimmy: i mean, but, i mean are you just going around now just signing lightsabers? do you own a like a lot of -- i would think that you would have a collection of lightsabers in your house. >> i mean i do. but it is limited. because any time i have like family members over, my parents are kind of just like, "yeah, you should give one of the lightsabers to the kids." and that's when my face becomes more straight than it has ever been. [ laughter ] and then i have to like forcefully just go, "oh, may the force be with you." [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that was mine. that was uncle's. >> that was mine. >> jimmy: but what's going on with the new director, you and rian johnson are having a a little back and forth on twitter. >> yeah. we always do.

>> jimmy: yeah, because you i guess you took -- you forced yourself to take a little break. >> a week and two days out of a a year and a half. i forced myself to take a week and two days and rian johnson wasn't happy with that. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: here's your problem. because you posted a photo or someone posted a photo on instagram, and it just looks like paradise. this is you just relaxing. >> yep. >> jimmy: and here's your director who says, back to work, boyega. what are you doing? [ light laughter ] i mean that looks like paradise. >> yeah, you know, after that, i had like hundreds of messages from "star wars" fans saying, "you got reshoots! you've got to go back!" >> jimmy: "you've got to go back! we want this movie on time!" come on, man. >> so, i had to leave. >> jimmy: you had to leave because, yeah. but now, you're -- >> i was supposed be at adr that day as well so, you know. >> jimmy: also, i was like, where do you get -- you know how to pose. i mean you got one of those -- i mean you're a good looking dude. >> thank you man, thank you. >> jimmy: you know how to do this. you know how to do the pose. >> thank you, thank you. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: and i go -- yeah. gq. this is gq. >> this is gq. >> jimmy: this is major. >> that's crazy.

that's big. >> jimmy: it is big, but then i go, "oh, i looked back in some wikipedia, and i saw that you were a model." >> oh, man! [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you were the stock photo in every college brochure. >> disclaimer, i needed the money. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: here you are right there. this is -- yeah. everyone. [ cheers and applause ] guys, girls. every race represented. [ light laughter ] here's you working hard at a a computer, maybe. >> yeah. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: be honest, is there anything on that screen? >> yeah, the computer wasn't on. it wasn't on. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: it wasn't on at all, yeah. >> it wasn't on. >> jimmy: i like this one, too. this is you and the gang. [ laughter ] going through some homework? >> i think its so ridiculous. i mean, these photos are, you know, for you know, college awareness, getting students through college and stuff. and they said we want to make you guys look more natural. and they decided to give us a a piece of paper between us. [ laughter ] and i said like, this is a a commercial for the brokest school ever. >> jimmy: you can only afford one piece of paper. >> yeah, only one piece of paper. >> jimmy: per 12 students. [ light laughter ]

i mean, everyone is over like, "oh yeah, that's a great problem there, john. yeah, i know how to solve that one, yeah." >> yeah, yeah. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: how much money did you make off this? >> i made 50 pounds. >> jimmy: hey, not bad. >> not bad, not bad. 50 pounds. and i used it to invest back into my drama school. i had 300 pounds to pay for the term. and that 50 pounds, it went a a long way. >> jimmy: yeah, it certainly did. and thank god you went to that thing, 'cause you're a a fantastic actor. >> thank you. thank you. >> jimmy: i've got to talk about "detroit." because man, oh, man, this is a -- i don't know how to describe it, except i would say maybe important. people should see what this is. honestly, i couldn't believe that was real. >> yeah. >> jimmy: that this really happened. 1967, you were just at the premiere last night, in detroit. >> yeah. >> jimmy: the 50th anniversary of when this incident went down at a motel in detroit. and i go, "i can't believe it's real. it's based on reality." >> yeah, it is a tough watch. it is a tough watch. and it was tough to shoot. but it's a necessary message. unfortunately, we're still having a conversation -- 50 years.

and i think it is important to bring it up. a movie like this for awareness. >> jimmy: that's the thing, it kind of hurt me too, but i think it's kind of still relevant. i think it's still out there and we have to just talk about this because even on the police officers' side, you know, there are good cops as well. >> yeah. >> jimmy: but you play a man that's kind of in between. you're a security guard across the street and you're trying to stop all -- just violence in general. >> yeah, yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: it is bizarre. and it is based on a real guy. >> yeah, it's based on a real guy called melvin dismukes, and at the time, he was working two jobs, one of which was a a security guard for a grocery store and he just decided to kind of, you know, have a a conversation and try to help out and ended up at this motel. and you know, was a witness to all of these atrocities. and he is very complex position that he was in. to have to witness all the horrific things that were going down. but at the same time, you know, having to try as much as possible to help out. and it, you know, the tables end up turning, you know, in his face. and it is not something that he could escape.

he was finally victimized for it and that's not something that's the coolest situation. >> jimmy: yeah, and it was kathryn bigelow did this. directed this. who, "zero dark thirty" and "the hurt locker." >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: so it is, it's just, man. it's almost, at one point it is almost like a kidnapping. >> yeah. >> jimmy: its just horrible. >> it is a tough watch. and it is just necessary right now. where, you know, we're having issues with race relations, we're having issues with social unrest. and it is a conversation that needs to be had. and i think this movie, you know, explores racism in a very complex way. >> jimmy: yeah, it's definitely, definitely important. and the music -- the band, the dramatics, are in it, who -- i know "dramatics", "whatcha see is whatcha get." >> yeah. >> jimmy: but the roots wrote a a song for this film. for this soundtrack. an original. [ cheers and applause ] an original song that will, it

is just a beautiful, beautiful song. and done so well. it sounds like it's -- >> questlove: made in 1967. >> jimmy: it really does. it is fantastic. great job. >> thank you for that, by the way. thank you. >> jimmy: that is honestly -- >> much appreciated. [ applause ] >> jimmy: when you perform, you'll be performing now on our show? >> questlove: yeah, we'll do it next week. >> jimmy: tune in to watch, because it is a great song. you did a great job. >> questlove: thank you. >> jimmy: i want to show everyone a clip. here's john boyega in the new movie, "detroit." take a look at this. >> no. >> sometimes when a black guy is put in a position of authority, other black guys, they like to single you out. >> okay, because i'm not supposed to tell them what to do. >> when we have these conversations, we do them in stages. okay? stage one, witnesses. stage two, suspects. >> what stage are we in? >> you don't know what stage we're in?

>> no. could you specify for me? >> yeah. we're in stage two. you're a suspect. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: john boyega, everybody. "detroit" is in select theaters this friday. go see it. it opens everywhere august 4th. go see "detroit" we're doing something fun with rhett and link when we come back. stick around everybody. come on back. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ so, if anyone has a reason that these two should not be wed, speak now. (coughs) so sorry. oh no... it's just that your friend daryl here is supposed to be live streaming the wedding and he's not getting any service. i missed, like, the whole thing. what? and i just got an unlimited plan. it's the right plan, wrong network. you see, verizon has the largest, most reliable 4g lte network in america. it's built to work better in cities. tell you what, just use mine. thanks. no problem. all right, let's go live. say hi to everybody who wasn't invited!

(vo) when it really, really matters, you need the best network and the best unlimited. just $45 per line for four lines. ( ♪ ) we're proud to reveal that jim beam black has been awarded the world's highest rated bourbon. their words, not ours. make history. ( ♪ ) make history. our bodies grow babies... ...we run marathons... ...companies... ...solve problems. how? we eat. we eat almonds... ...strawberries... ...quinoa. and yeah...we eat chocolate. ♪ we eat in sweatpants... ...in skirts. we eat alone... ...and together. women are strong. we eat, and we own it. special k. are you ok? what happened? dad kinda walked into my swing. huh? don't you mean dad kind of ruined our hawaii fund? i thud go to the thothpital.

there goes the airfair. i don't think health insurance will cover all... of that. buth my fathe! without that cash from - aflac! - we might have to choose between hawaii or your face. hawaii! what? haha...hawaii! you might have less coverage than you think. visit aflac.com and keep your lifestyle healthy. aflac! how was your vacation? hey, guys, what's this tomato doing at randy's desk? [all coworkers laugh] hahahahaha. you know, that actually reminds me, steve. i got you something. aloha! mangoes can get sunburned. put some flavor in your break- with new snapple mango tea- make time for snapple.

hello, discover card. hi. can you tell me about these new social security alerts i keep hearing about? sure, just sign up online. then we'll alert you if we find your social security number on any one of thousands of risky websites. wow. that's cool. how much is it? oh, it's free if you have a discover card. i like free! yeah, we just want you to be in the know. ooh. hey! sushi. ugh. i smell it! you're making me... yeah, being in the know is a good thing. know if your social security number is found on risky sites. free from discover. the energy conscious whopeople among usle? say small actions can add up to something... humongous.

a little thing here. a little thing there. starts to feel like a badge maybe millions can wear. who are all these caretakers, advocates too? turns out, it's californians it's me and it's you. don't stop now, it's easy to add to the routine. join energy upgrade california and do your thing. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome back, everybody. joining me now, are the hosts of the popular youtube series, "good mythical morning," please welcome, rhett and link, everybody. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: nice to see you. welcome, welcome back to the "tonight show."

thank you for being here. >> jimmy, as you know, when you have us on your show, we like to get you to eat questionable things in the name of science. [ light laughter ] >> so tonight it's time to ask the age old question, will it hotdog? >> both: let's talk about that. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> good mythical morning. >> now, on our show, we like to see if things will, and since it's grilling season, the thing we're going to find out, if it will tonight, is hotdogs. ♪ >> both: will it hotdog? >> jimmy: all right, here we go. guys, what is up first? what will we see if it will, tonight? >> well, have you ever been out at sea and thought to yourself, man, i could really use a a hotdog! >> yes. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: so many times. you have no idea. [ laughter ] >> yeah. today is your lucky day. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah. ♪ >> sushi. will it hotdog? >> jimmy: okay, okay. >> okay, as you can see, there is no wiener.

we have replaced the wiener with sushi. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: gotcha. >> we really classed up the hotdog already. >> jimmy: yeah, okay, good. it actually looks, it looks beautiful when you see it. >> it does look pretty great. classy. >> jimmy: yeah, it's very classy. absolutely, okay. >> we call this raw dog. [ laughter ] [ rim shot ] i just invented it. >> jimmy: that is good. >> it never applied to anything else. >> jimmy: you even had a little accent on it too. >> raw dog. >> jimmy: raw dog, yeah. [ light laughter ] >> i typically do not put ketchup on my sushi, but i also typically do not put sushi on my hotdog. so -- [ audience ews ] >> jimmy: oh, my god! >> here, you want -- >> jimmy: no, i always put soy sauce on my hotdogs. always. [ laughter ] that's always what i put on my hotdogs. this and soy. for my -- my raw dog. >> let's think it and sink it. >> think it. >> jimmy: your mustard got on my hotdog. >> that's good. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: here we go. one, two -- >> look, you already ate it.

♪ [ laughter ] >> i think the ketchup was a a mistake. [ laughter ] >> i think the sushi was a a mistake. >> jimmy: no, no, no. you would think that. i have my answer. >> okay, so, i typically don't like sushi, but i'm not gagging. >> yeah. but if you do gag -- >> we all have -- we're all ready for that. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: or will it barf buckets. and so, none of us barfed on this one. >> so, will it hotdog? >> both: yes. >> yeah, i think it will hotdog. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: it will, right? >> yeah, it did. >> jimmy: yeah, it totally hot-dogged. >> okay, typically i get a a little thirsty when i eat a a hotdog, and what better way to quench that thirst, than with soup. ♪ >> soup. >> both: will it hotdog? [ light laughter ] >> so, now what we've done is -- i mean, that just looks like a wiener, man. >> jimmy: yeah.

>> but it -- but it's full of tomato soup. [ audience ohs ] >> jimmy: yeah. [ laughter ] just kidding. just kidding. >> no, this is going to be great. >> jimmy: i'm getting a -- don't even -- why are you holding it like that? [ laughter ] put it down. >> i'm just demonstrating the lack of structural integrity. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: lack of structural integrity, okay. >> but that's not what this is about, man. >> jimmy: no, no, no. what -- what do we call this hotdog? >> we call this the soup doggie dog. [ laughter ] ♪ soup doggie dog soup dog soup doggy dog ♪ >> jimmy: all right, the soup doggy dog, it looks good. >> i thought you were going to be like -- ♪ sipping on gin and soup >> jimmy: no, no, no. [ laughter ] here we go. you wanna -- you want me to take it? >> take it. >> i don't know what's gonna happen when we bite into this. >> it might burst. ♪

[ laughter ] [ audience ohs ] [ laughter and applause ] [ coughing ] >> jimmy: uh, yeah, i'm a a texture guy, and that just bummed me out. [ laughter ] no, but i don't want to give away my -- i don't want to give away my answer there. >> i wonder if it was warm, if it was warm, it'd be different. >> yeah, yeah, if it was warm. >> jimmy: it was cold too. this is more of a gazpacho. >> so let's just go theoretically. [ light laughter ] will it hotdog? >> no. is what i said. >> oh, wait, we asked will it hotdog? >> you said theoretically, yes. >> yes. >> practically? no. [ laughter ] [ buzzer ] >> no, i'm not confused. all right. let's move on. what's the only thing better than underwear you can wear? >> underwear you can eat. i'm talking about edible underwear. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> edible underwear. >> both: will it hot dog? >> jimmy: all right, good. >> okay, it's pretty straightforward. we've got edible underwear on the hotdog.

[ laughter and applause ] >> now, every other time i've enjoyed these, it was more complicated than this. [ light laughter ] yeah. >> i didn't know this is what it looked like. [ laughter ] >> everyone does. do we? >> jimmy: mine look like they've been worn. [ laughter ] >> i know. >> jimmy: right, they kind of do, right? >> yeah, we -- we chose those for you. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: i appreciate that. >> you gotta know if they fit. >> jimmy: don't tell me which one, yeah. and now, is the black part, part of the -- >> yeah. that's chocolate. and then there's strawberry is the -- is the floss section. >> really? yeah. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: don't call it the floss section, please. yeah. >> all right. >> you can just stuff it up -- just stuff it all in there in the bun. >> jimmy: put it all in there. this is edible underwear. and what do we -- what should we call this dog? >> hmm, i'll call it the underdog. [ laughter ] >> i'm really pulling for this one. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: okay, you're really pulling for this one, yeah. you cracked me up. get it? all right.

here we go. [ light laughter ] and here we go. [ laughter ] >> dang, these things really hold up! [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i got a mouthful of bun right there. >> i mean, there's a lot more support in this than you realize. >> jimmy: i have -- i have my answer for this. >> common problem. >> jimmy: yeah. >> but, will it hotdog? >> i'm going to say no. >> jimmy: no. i say -- >> no. >> i was enjoying myself over here. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: no, no, no, that is -- >> do that on your own time. >> jimmy: that's your thing, yeah. >> all right, majority rules. >> no, it will not hotdog. >> jimmy: edible underwear will not -- this guy still totally -- [ buzzing ] >> okay. >> and finally for this last one, we're gonna make a hotdog for dogs by filling it with dog food. [ audience ews ] ♪ >> dog food, will it hotdog? [ laughter ] [ audience ews ]

>> jimmy: what just happened? what just happened? what just happened? >> they -- they just looked at it. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: oh, my gosh, that's all. i can't even look at it. i'm smelling it, i'm freaking out right now. [ light laughter ] i'm smelling it. it smells like dog food. i love my dog. i'm glad my dog eats food, but this is not -- >> in the name of science and discovery -- >> jimmy: goodness, gracious. hold on a second. >> jimmy, focus. [ light laughter ] this is important. if this hotdog -- >> jimmy: how is this important? >> if this hotdog -- >> jimmy: if this does -- >> it's gonna change -- people's culinary habits for, for, minutes. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: don't you think -- again, it's cold, right? >> yeah. >> jimmy: so it could be like a a chili dog or something like that, right? [ audience oohs ] >> well, hold on. [ audience ews ] before we eat it, i do think we have to christen this thing. >> jimmy: oh, yeah. what is the name of this one? >> how about we call this one, kibbles and -- i don't think i want to eat this.

[ laughter ] >> but we have to. >> jimmy: we have to. take it. [ audience ews ] [ cheers ] [ gagging ] [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: wait, wait! [ cheers and applause ] you did it! one of us had to do it, i'm so glad to do it. okay. >> okay. >> jimmy: oh, my god. >> they said it couldn't be done. and now we're saying it shouldn't be done. [ laughter ] >> but the operative question

is, will it hotdog? >> of course not! no! >> jimmy: no! that was one of the most disgusting things. [ buzzing ] [ laughter and applause ] the roots won't even look at me. the roots won't even look at me. questlove won't even look at me right now. so, gross. all right, for just -- just for the record, how many things did -- did hotdog? >> just the first one. >> jimmy: right, just the first one hot-dogged. this last one was a total, total nightmare. >> but now we know. >> yeah, yeah. >> and that's all that matters. >> yeah, now you don't have to do this. >> jimmy: see, that's why i love you guys. [ light laughter ] that's why you guys exist. my thanks to rhett and link. [ cheers and applause ] check out "good mystical morning" every weekday on youtube. more with rhett and link when we come back, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ what's going on here? um... i'm babysitting. that'll be $50 bucks. you said $30. yeah, well it was $30 before my fees, like the pizza-ordering fee and the dog-sitting fee... and the rummage through your closet fee.

are those my heels? yeah! yeah, we're the same size...in shoes. with t-mobile taxes and fees are already included, so you get four lines of unlimited for just $40 bucks each. for a limited time save 300 dollars on the amazing iphone 7. ♪

while other insurance companies just see a truck, we see something you've worked really hard for... so why not give it the protection it deserves. ♪ nosy neighbor with a glad bag, full of trash. what happens next? nothing. only glad has febreze to neutralize odors for 5 days. guaranteed. even the most perceptive noses won't notice the trash. be happy. it's glad.

♪

♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: this is so disgusting, man. i'm finding pieces in my mouth right now. it's so gross. [ laughter ] our next guests are the hosts of the popular youtube show, "good mythical morning", which returns with brand new episodes in august. ladies and gentlemen, please welcome back to the show, rhett & link! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you for coming back on the show. >> yeah. i believe you had us. >> jimmy: i think, yeah. i'm finding pieces of that, i'm

assuming it's the dog food one. >> yeah, it is. >> jimmy: it's still in my mouth, right? >> yeah. >> yeah. >> there's like a time release quality to it. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: but i'm learning, you learn something new every time i talk to you guys. and thank you. we all learn from you guys. >> right. >> jimmy: so thank you very much. we appreciate what you do. [ cheers and applause ] >> you're welcome, jimmy. >> jimmy: i really appreciate. you guys are best friends. you always have been best friends. >> since first grade, yeah. >> jimmy: since first grade. [ audience aws ] i met your kids backstage. some adorable -- some adorable kids, right there. >> you made their day getting the picture with them. >> jimmy: they're so cute. did you -- and are they similar ages? they look like they're similar ages. >> we've got 14, 13, 12 -- >> 12, 8, 7. >> 7. >> our lives have been pretty synched up. you know, we got married around the same time. then we started having kids around the same time. we even bought a television at the same time. [ laughter ] >> yeah, yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: is that right? >> that was a big deal. >> yeah. >> a flat screen. >> jimmy: oh, my gosh. >> a couple of weeks we're

going in to get vasectomies. [ laughter ] >> at the same time. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: at the same time? >> yes. >> jimmy: for real? >> i get the doctor's right hand. [ laughter ] >> i hope he's left-handed. >> jimmy: so you're having a a bro-sectomy, almost? [ laughter ] >> yeah, yeah, we're documenting -- >> yeah, we are. [ applause ] >> and we're going to document the whole thing. >> jimmy: you are? >> for the show. >> jimmy: this'll all be in the new episodes which starts in august. >> yeah, so we'll document that as like, maybe that will be a a special. >> jimmy: it better be. >> like that'll be an after school special. >> jimmy: that better be a a special. >> yeah. >> jimmy: you're going for it on that one. >> so you'll feel like you're there with us. >> jimmy: yeah. here's what i like about you guys. 'cause i was talking to you and you said that you like to, you know, have your show, it's on youtube, and you actually read the comments from fans. >> oh, yeah. >> jimmy: because you really take it to heart. you want to get that criticism. and you want to see, you know, "oh yeah, we can change that." you learn a little bit more about yourselves. >> yeah, yeah. >> we made the mistake of reading the comments. but i have --

[ light laughter ] >> jimmy: i mean they can be cruel sometimes. >> right, but doing this, you know, being on youtube for 11 years now. we've learned a lot about ourselves. things that we didn't know. i learned that i have an occasional lazy eye. that was pointed out. [ light laughter ] i also learned that i have a a smaller than normal mouth and that link has a bigger than normal mouth. and it's totally true. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that's good, see, thank goodness for youtube comments. >> i also learned that with my old hair cut, i look like velma from "scooby doo." [ laughter ] >> jimmy: now, if you don't mind, we have a comparison photo just to see. >> i knew i shouldn't have told you this. >> jimmy: no, we heard about that. i just want to see if it's true. i don't know if it's true. [ drumroll ] here it is. does he look like velma from "scooby doo"? yes, he does. [ laughter and applause ] ♪ so that's why i changed my haircut. >> jimmy: yeah, of course. >> i mean, literally because of the comments. >> nobody watches "scooby doo" anymore. >> jimmy: because you weren't getting recognized anymore.

we have a big exclusive on the show tonight. >> yeah. >> jimmy: you guys have a great logo for "good mythical morning." you're changing the logo. >> yeah. and we're putting on a mug. because you know, you can't have a great show without a a great mug. >> you can have a mug without a a show. >> oh, yeah. >> lots of people have that. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i'm going to debut the mug and the logo. yeah. >> big deal. >> jimmy: you ready for this? [ cheers and applause ] [ drumroll ] quest? >> that's it. [ drumroll ] >> come on. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: "good mythical morning." i love it! that's a great logo! >> yeah! >> jimmy: that's a great mug! yes, new mug! rhett & link, everybody! [ cheers and applause ] new mugs. new stories. new episodes of "good mythical morning" will be on youtube in august. kygo and ellie goulding perform for us next.

stick around everybody. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ they say glory awaits at the finish but what about the start? that moment you suck up all that doubt that fear all those reasons why not and decide to begin. get your game on with under armour. now at kohl's. how was your vacation? hey, guys, what's this tomato doing at randy's desk? [all coworkers laugh] hahahahaha. you know, that actually reminds me, steve. i got you something. aloha! mangoes can get sunburned. put some flavor in your break- with new snapple mango tea- make time for snapple. hello moto.

(gasps) (oh!) ♪ ♪ (cheering) don't worry. it's the new moto z with shattershield. with my moderate to severe crohn's disease,... ...i kept looking for ways to manage my symptoms. i thought i was doing okay... then it hit me... ...managing was all i was doing. when i told my doctor,... ...i learned humira is for people who still have symptoms of moderate to severe crohn's disease... ...even after trying other medications. in clinical studies,... the majority of people on humira... saw significant symptom relief... ...and many achieved remission. humira can lower your ability... ...to fight infections, including tuberculosis. serious, sometimes fatal infections and cancers,

including lymphoma, have happened;... ...as have blood, liver, and nervous system problems, serious allergic reactions, and new or worsening heart failure. before treatment, get tested for tb. tell your doctor if you've been to areas where... ...certain fungal infections are common, and if you've had tb,... ...hepatitis b, are prone to infections,... ...or have flu-like symptoms or sores. don't start humira if you have an infection. just managing your symptoms? ask your gastroenterologist about humira. with humira, remission is possible. ♪ you got a kitchen that's brand new. ♪ ♪ ♪ and you'd like to keep it that way, too. ♪ ♪ you wanna set out on your own, ♪ ♪ so you can teach yoga and just say "om." ♪ ♪ ♪ cuz the two of you are about to be three. ♪ ♪ a little help can go a long way in your life. ♪ ♪ and nationwide is on your side. ♪

how do they make starburst taste so juicy? they use wicked small fighter jets to shoot the juiciness into every starburst. [ pilot ] it's about to get juicy. whoo! i feel so aliii... it takes guts. [ female announcer ] starburst. unexplainably juicy. "got a minute? new aveeno®...r you." ...positively radiant® 60 second in shower facial. works with steam to reveal... ...glowing skin in just one minute. aveeno® "naturally beautiful results®"

♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: he is a mega producer and musician -- man, man he's amazing. his new documentary, "stole the show", is now streaming exclusively on apple music. and she is a grammy-nominated multiplatinum singer. performing the new song, "first time", give it up for kygo and ellie goulding! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ we were lovers for the first time running all the red lights ♪

♪ the middle finger was our peace sign yeah ♪ ♪ we were sipping on emotions smoking and inhaling every moment ♪ ♪ it was reckless and we owned it yeah yeah we were high and we were sober ♪ ♪ we were on and we were over we were young and now i'm older ♪ ♪ but i'd do it all again getting drunk on a train track ♪ ♪ way back when we tried our first cigarettes ten dollars was a fat stack i'd do it all again ♪ ♪ bomber jacket and a snapback your dad's black honda was a maybach ♪ ♪ "re:stacks" on the playback i'd do it all again ♪ ♪ ♪

♪ we were lovers on a wild ride speeding for the finish line ♪ ♪ coming to the end of our time yeah ♪ ♪ started off as a wildfire burning down the bridges to our empire ♪ ♪ our love was something they could admire yeah yeah we were high and we were sober ♪ ♪ we were on and we were over we were young and now i'm older ♪ ♪ but i'd do it all again getting drunk on a train track ♪ ♪ way back when we tried our first cigarettes ten dollars was a fat stack i'd do it all again ♪ ♪ bomber jacket and a snapback your dad's black honda was a maybach ♪

♪ "re:stacks" on the playback i'd do it all again ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ getting drunk on a train track ♪ ♪ way back when we tried our first cigarettes ten dollars was a fat stack i'd do it all again ♪ ♪ bomber jacket and a snapback your dad's black honda was a maybach ♪ ♪ "re:stacks" on the playback i'd do it all again ♪ ♪ ♪ i'd do it all again oh i'd do it all again ♪ [ cheers and applause ]

>> jimmy: thanks for coming by. kygo! ellie goulding! [ cheers and applause ] "stole the show" is now streaming on apple music. "first time" is available now. as a special gift, kygo and apple music are sending everyone in our audience home with apple music gift cards, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] thank you, buddy. we'll be right back, everybody! come on back! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ who are these people?

the energy conscious people among us say small actions can add up to something... humongous. a little thing here. a little thing there. starts to feel like a badge maybe millions can wear. who are all these caretakers, advocates too? turns out, it's californians it's me and it's you. don't stop now, it's easy to add to the routine. join energy upgrade california and do your thing.

dilike, outside dirt,. that's not a bad thing. also, it comes off. inside dirt, yeah. that's way different. but now there's a more powerful chevron with techron. yeah. it has even more cleaning power to clean up deposits left by low quality gas. and cleaning up deposits restores lost gas mileage. it's legit. now with more cleaning power. chevron with techron. care for your car. nice hat!

♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: my thanks to john boyega, rhett & link, kygo, ellie goulding! [ cheers and applause ] and the roots right there from philadelphia, pennsylvania. [ cheers and applause ] stay tuned for "late night with seth meyers." thank you for watching. have a great night. i hope to see you tomorrow. thank you so much. bye-bye, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] ♪

♪ >> announcer: from 30 rockefeller plaza in new york, it's "late night with seth meyers." tonight -- jim gaffigan. nbc news chief foreign affairs correspondent, andrea mitchell. music from fall out boy -- featuring the 8g band with brad wilk. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ladies and gentlemen, seth meyers. >> seth: good evening, everybody! i'm seth meyers. this is "late night." how is everybody doing tonight? [ cheers and applause ] >> seth: wonderful to hear. in that case, let's get to the news. in a series of tweets this morning, president trump announced that transgender people will not be allowed to serve in the u.s. military, which brings us to the new segment called, "so, that was a lie then