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rgiving... some young north bay fire victims -- got a new set of football cleats today. thanks to a group called "shoes these shoes were made for giving. some north bay fire victims get a surprise from shoes for kids. they showed up and gave out some shoes. >> that's nice to see. frmg very nice. >> we finally made to it friday. thanks for joining us. have a great weekend. >> we' eel see you next week. 6b in rockefeller center in the heart of new york city, it's "the tonight show starring jimmy fallon." tonight, join jimmy and his guests, denis leary, 2 chainz, musical guest, 2 chainz
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featuring travis scott, and the legendary roots crew. >> questlove: 763, minnesota! >> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon! ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh, my goodness. oh, my goodness. that is a hot crowd. that is a hot crowd right here tonight. [ cheers and applause ] welcome to "the tonight show." welcome, everybody. let's get to some news.
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[ shouting from audience ] i love you too. [ laughter ] let's get to some news here, because there's a lot to laugh about. this is actually nice. the trumps just invited kids to the white house for a halloween party next week, and i saw that it will have pumpkins carved to look like presidents. of course, it's going to get awkward when one kid says, wow, this one looks so real, and it says, "let go of my face." [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] but halloween at the white house is going to be really fun. they're even bringing out the ouija board trump uses to make all his decisions. [ laughter ] "are you moving it? you would tell me if you're moving it right?" this is interesting. an article that just came out that says most military officers have a negative opinion of president trump. trump says he's doing fine with the two that matter, captain crunch and colonel sanders. [ cheers and applause ] he's -- he's a captain, captain. some people have questioned trump's fitness to be president, and there's even talk about using the 25th amendment to remove him from office.
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but to make sure trump understands what that amendment actually is, they made him this video. check this out. ♪ ♪ it's the 25th amendment and it's there just in case the president goes crazy and he needs to be replaced ♪ ♪ the cabinet votes and if he don't fit the president will say ♪ ♪ i wasn't fired i quit oh yeah ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's helpful. i was gonna say -- good singing, by the way, higgins. >> steve: oh, thank you. oh, yeah! [ laughter ] >> jimmy: oh, yeah. big story here. last night, president trump released thousands of documents on the jfk case. people were a little suspicious when the report said hillary did it. >> steve: really? >> jimmy: yes. [ laughter ] [ applause ] how is that possible? that's odd. actually, i read that the cia, and the fbi asked trump not to release some of the files. when he heard from the cia and the fbi on jfk, trump said, "omg, wtf."
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[ laughter and applause ] this is cool. today, nintendo released a new game called "super mario odyssey." it's really good. but you know what that means. it's time for mario, mario. ♪ ♪ mario mario mario mario mario riding mario riding ♪ ♪ mario muscle mario muscle the crock he rocks the best the best ♪ ♪ mario playing mario brain ♪ ♪ mario posin mario chosen mario ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: there you go. [ cheers and applause ] my man! my man! love you, buddy. as i mentioned earlier, you guys, halloween is just a few days away. you guys excited for halloween? [ cheers and applause ] of course, kids everywhere will just be trick or treating. several states are warning that candy could contain marijuana. [ cheers ] well, officials in colorado are warning that some candy may not
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contain marijuana. so be careful. [ laughter and applause ] be careful if you're just eating regular candy. [ applause ] this is pretty crazy. i saw that a man flew 15 miles over south africa in a chair attached to 80 balloons. [ laughter ] well, his buddies on the ground were like, "oh man, he's going to be so mad when he wakes up. [ laughter and applause ] hey, larry!" get this, a new study finds that seeing a show live and in person, doesn't get you more excited than watching it on tv. [ audience oohs ] anyway, welcome again to "the tonight show," you guys. how you doing? [ cheers and applause ] no respect. it's the end of another crazy week, you guys, and since there's too much to talk about, instead of giving you a full week in review, we decided to put together a little montage that just focuses on the key words used this week. it's something we call "this
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week in words." check it out. ♪ ♪ >> creepy. >> haunted. >> eerie. >> flooky. >> trump as a clown. >> ooh, he's spooky. >> body double for melania trump? >> will the real first lady please stand up. >> going to talk about anti-bullying. >> her husband -- >> does well with that kind of thing. >> dividing the country. >> ugly fumes. >> my top priority. >> coin two. >> trick or treat. >> do it right. >> please stay safe. >> on halloween night. >> take care of yourself. >> that may come in handy when -- >> getting sick from lots of candy. ♪ >> jimmy: we have a great show tonight. give it up for the roots, ladies and gentlemen! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪
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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you very much, everybody. we had a fun show last night. we had kelly ripa and jim jefferies were here, and jim jefferies was joking around and he said something about ryan seacrest. or something like that. it was a funny joke, and then he said, well, don't worry about it. it's like, i'm not going to run into kelly ripa in the hallway, so don't worry about it. and what he didn't know was he went backstage, and kelly ripa went in his dressing room, turned the lights down, and was waiting for him. [ laughter and applause ] you know it was a funny bit. i had to talk about it on the show, 'cause it's just a funny. she's awesome. the lights were low. she's sitting there. oh, yeah -- [ light laughter ] all right, guys, be sure to tune in for our show next week. set your tivos, and your dvrs. we have a big week of shows. blake shelton will be here. [ cheers and applause ] millie bobby brown will be here. chris hemsworth, alec baldwin will all be joining us. >> steve: oh, man. >> jimmy: that's all in one week. that's a big week. [ cheers and applause ]
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plus performances from kelly clarkson. maroon 5 featuring sza. and wiz khalifa with ty dolla sign. you don't want to miss it. [ cheers and applause ] i'm very excited. i want to get into this. do you have an instant pot? do you know what that is? >> steve: no -- i know that they are, but i don't have one. >> jimmy: does anyone know what that instant pot is? do you have one? [ cheers ] is it good? >> yes. >> jimmy: you know, something i'm not buying about it. [ light laughter ] so you can make anything in the instant pot, right? >> yes. >> jimmy: like anything? >> yes. >> jimmy: but what makes it -- what makes it good? it's fast? but how fast? like, 15 minutes? that's not true. what, in 15 minutes? what can you make? >> deer and almonds. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: what? what did she say? [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: what was it? >> jimmy: what did she say? get an oven? what?
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>> deer and almonds. >> steve: deer and almonds? [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] oh, it's a warm-up reference. >> you had to be there. >> jimmy: you guys had to come. you had to be there. you had to come before the show. [ laughter ] >> steve: it's hilarious, it's hilarious. >> jimmy: anyway people at home are like, what is that? that doesn't make any sense. >> steve: yeah, what is -- deer, and almonds. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah, yeah, deer and almonds. yeah, all right. [ laughter ] or beer and almonds, i don't even know what it is. >> steve: beer, i know what that is. >> jimmy: anyways, i'm excited. i want to get one of these things. i want to figure out how to do it -- how to use it. >> steve: 'cause it's like a a pressure cooker, and a slow cooker in the same cooker. >> jimmy: but it's -- no, but then it's like a rice cooker. you know it's weird though, somebody said that you can make yogurt in it, right? >> yeah. >> jimmy: yeah, but then i go, well how do you make -- first of all, i don't have a problem right now getting yogurt. >> steve: getting yogurt -- >> jimmy: yeah, but -- [ laughter ] >> steve: where -- where can i find yogurt? >> jimmy: so i go, how do you make it? they go, "it's easy, you put four cups of milk, and then a a couple spoonfuls of yogurt in it." [ laughter ] i'm going to put yogurt -- that's how i make yogurt -- i got to put yogurt in the
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yogurt? >> steve: the yogurt. >> jimmy: i know how to make chili, man. >> steve: how do you do that? >> jimmy: you get a can kidney beans, you get chili powder, and you get like two pounds of chili. [ laughter ] and just pour the chili over it. i don't know, we'll see. maybe we'll talk to mark bittman or something. >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: over at "new york times," he knows how to do that stuff. right? >> steve: he's like a cook guy. >> jimmy: yeah, he's the best. i'll get bittman on this, man. >> steve: get the bittman to do a bit with you on the thing. >> jimmy: a bittman, and do the bit, man. >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: and then -- [ laughter ] first, guys, we have a huge show tonight. we love this guy. he has a new book here, it's called, "why we don't suck." >> steve: yeah. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: denis leary is here. denis leary is a stud. >> steve: dr. denis. >> jimmy: dr. denis leary. "why we don't suck." dr. denis leary. plus, he is a grammy-award winning artist, and host of a a great new show on viceland called "most expensivist." [ light laughter ] 2 chainz is back on the show tonight.
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>> steve: yeah! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: we're going to talk with 2 chainz, then he and travis scott are going to perform their hit single "4:00 a.m." to close the show. tonight is a party. [ cheers and applause ] tonight is a party! it's going to be great! [ cheers and applause ] guys, today is friday, and that's usually when i catch up with some personal stuff. i check my inbox, i return some e-mails, and of course i send out thank you notes. [ cheers and applause ] i was running a little bit behind. i was wondering if you guys don't mind, can i write out some thank you notes right now? [ cheers and applause ] james, can i get some thank you note writing music, please? ♪ [ laughter ] >> jimmy: he's all business. he's all business. >> steve: wow. his haircut's business in the front, business in the back. >> jimmy: he's all business. >> steve: yeah. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: it's all -- >> steve: all business. >> jimmy: all beer and almonds with that guy. >> steve: yep, beer -- [ laughter ]
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♪ >> jimmy: thank you, pumpkin patches, for basically saying, "hey, kids, let's go take glamour shots in front of some dead fruit." [ applause ] thank you, waking up the morning after halloween, and seeing your costume on the floor, for making it look like i had a one-night stand with a a ninja turtle. [ cheers and applause ] donatello, yeah. >> steve: hello. >> jimmy: thank you, when my friends don't text back after 20 seconds. it's nice to know you absolutely hate my guts. [ applause ] >> steve: what did i do? >> jimmy: what'd i say, man? did i say something wrong? >> steve: what can i have said to him? ♪ >> jimmy: thank you, couples halloween costumes for being a a fun way to make your single friends feel even lonelier.
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happy halloween. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ thank you, cereal, for being the only food you have to drown before eating. [ laughter and applause ] ♪ thank you, "suburbicon," for hitting theaters this week, and for sounding like the world's lamest transformer. [ applause ] >> steve: turn into a minivan. netflix and chill. [ light laughter ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you, trying to get a bartender's attention, for forcing everyone at the bar to compete in a game of who can make eye contact the hardest. [ cheers and applause ] hey, man, how you doing? how's it going? take two of a -- >> steve: yeah.
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: our first guest is a a talented actor, a a best-selling writer, a very, very, very, very funny man. this is his hilarious new book called "why we don't suck and how all of us need to stop being such partisan little bitches." it's -- [ laughter ] it's available now. please welcome, dr. denis leary, ladies and gentlemen. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ]
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>> jimmy: hey! denis leary, looking good, buddy. >> hi pal. >> jimmy: we love you. good to see you, pal. >> questlove! >> jimmy: yeah, the roots. there they are. >> questlove! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: lot of love going around. i want to say happy belated birthday, right? >> yeah. >> jimmy: it was a big one this year. >> yeah. >> jimmy: 60? >> i turned 60. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: you look great. >> yeah, i look -- i guess i feel 40, you know? >> jimmy: yeah. >> but i did -- i had -- i had my first senior moment. the birthday went great. it was fantastic. >> jimmy: that was all good. >> yeah, it was all good. and i remember everything. i'm doing great. no, i really do. i'm telling you. i remember every grudge. i am telling you. [ light laughter ] i remember every nun who hated me and told me i wouldn't become anything. i remember every egg i threw at that convent they lived in every halloween. [ laughter ]
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>> jimmy: that is so irish of you. >> i don't forget anything. >> jimmy: yeah, of course. >> yeah, i'm so irish. so -- [ light laughter ] so but like, two weeks ago, i was sitting at home and i'm watching the bruins game. early season game. and they have all these new calls, the refs are supposed to make now. and they were calling the game really tight. and within the first couple minutes, the bruins get a a couple penalties and a couple of powerplay goals get scored. and i'm pissed. you know what i mean? i'm sitting there like, "i can't believe these refs. they suck." so, i got to call my brother. cause i know he's watching the game. he's probably pissed, right? but of course, i can't remember my brother's phone number. because we're all such slaves to technology, rights? [ light laughter ] so i'm like, now i got to find my phone. and i can't find my phone. so i'm like, "where the hell did i put the phone?" and now something else happened in the game. and i'm like, "i can't believe these refs. they suck." >> jimmy: yeah. >> so i start walking around the apartment looking for the phone. i forget that i'm looking for the phone, i start making a a sandwich. right? [ laughter ] so, it gets better. so i'm making the sandwich. and i'm thinking, "oh, man, this is going to be such a a great sandwich." and then the refs make another call. and i'm like, "oh, yeah, my phone, i got to find my phone." so i grab the land line. and i'm going to call my phone.
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and i dial it up. and i go like this and a fight breaks out and i'm like, "oh my god. this is going to be a great fight." my phone rings, i pull it out of my pocket. and i go, "can't talk right now. got to call you back." [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you called yourself. that is so sad. oh, my gosh. that is -- >> thank god i didn't call myself back. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you called yourself. >> and i was by myself so i just laughed my ass off. i was like, "dude, i'm losing it." >> jimmy: i love the book, "why we don't suck." now, i got to say, you're a a pretty famous guy. >> yeah, i've been famous for 25 years now. this is my -- what is that? [ cheers and applause ] 25 years. 1992 to now. >> jimmy: is that right? >> i know. >> jimmy: but, you write in this book about how you get mistaken for other celebrities. >> yes. >> jimmy: all the time. >> because we have a -- a a president who was a celebrity before he got elected. i think it was -- i thought it was important to talk about fame. so i wanted to finally put down on paper, a chart for people,
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so that they understand what happens to me. now listen, let me tell you something. i've been saying this for 25 years. okay? and i still remember the first day i was famous. i was in an airport. yeah, i was famous from these mtv spots and "no cure for cancer." and they all like blew up. and i was walking in an airport. and i could see people were walking by me and smiling and nodding at me. and i could see a couple people approaching with a camera and some stuff to sign. and i was like, "oh my god, i'm finally famous." [ laughter ] i'm all pumped up like, "this is so awesome, man." and a guy walks up and he goes, "hey, man, will you sign this?" and can we take a picture? and i'm like, "yeah." take a picture. and i sign, you know, all the best and denis leary. and he looks at me and he goes, "what the hell's that?" [ light laughter ] so i have pretty messy handwriting. i thought he meant like, i said, well, that's my name, denis leary. he goes, "i thought you were willem dafoe." [ laughter ] ♪ and he throws the picture -- the thing into the trash and walks away. >> jimmy: no. >> and i was like, "hey, what the hell is this?" >> jimmy: yeah. >> and from that moment on, i have spent the bulk of my life
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being recognized as various other people. mostly dafoe, okay? but here's the list. i put it down in the book. here it is. it's -- in order of how i get recognized. willem dafoe. >> jimmy: uh huh. >> kevin bacon. [ laughter ] bryan adams. bryan adams. >> jimmy: oh, bryan adams. >> bryan adams. okay? okay? jon bon jovi. >> jimmy: really? >> jane lynch. [ laughter and applause ] ellen degeneres. [ laughter ] ♪ >> jimmy: really? >> and christopher walken. >> jimmy: there you go. that's not bad. >> i'll tell you something. the great thing about it is, people love me, wherever they see me. on the street, in the airport. people just needed to love me. because they think i'm somebody else. you know what i mean? >> jimmy: all those people have great fans. >> i know. it's amazing. it's amazing. >> jimmy: do you ever answer as the person? >> i do. you know, i got to the point where sometimes it's just so difficult to explain who i am when they think i'm somebody else.
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and the worst one i ever did was this summer, it was like 190 degrees in new york. i was leaving the office going home to the apartment. it was only going to take me, like, you know, 15 minutes. and i called an uber driver. and i get in the car. and maybe a block and he goes, "hey, you." and i go, "yeah." and he goes, "footloose!" [ laughter ] so, look, i don't want to get into an argument. i don't want to make him google diego or "the ref." i'm like, "yeah. yeah." i'm just going to roll with it. and he goes, "hey, my wife's favorite movie, 'footloose.' we love you. we love you. you do your own dance." i go, "yeah, i did all my own dancing. yeah, the whole time." another red light -- he goes, "my wife on the phone. my wife on the phone." so i get on the phone. "i love you. i love you, kevin bacon. but i love kyra so much. kyra -- kyra, your wife. she's such a great actress. kyra this, kyra that. kyra, kyra, kyra." and as fake bacon, i'm starting to get jealous -- [ laughter ] that my fake mrs. bacon is all she wants to talk to me about.
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she goes, "oh, she win golden globe." i go, "well, you know, i won a a golden globe too." [ laughter ] i did a movie called "taking chance" about a soldier -- bringing another soldier home. i was pretty good in it. >> jimmy: you defended kevin bacon. >> yeah, exactly. which is a big mistake because i could see -- i could tell the tone in her voice. she's like, "okay, give me back to my husband." so i gave the phone back, i was like, "i think that might come back to haunt me. right?" and he's talking to her really low for a couple minutes. and now we're riding along. i'm still kevin bacon waiting for some more questions. we get to a red light. and he's googling and he holds up the phone. and it's a picture of kevin bacon. and he goes, "what the heck?" [ laughter ] and i go, "no, no, no. let me explain." he goes, "get out! get out of my uber!" >> jimmy: he threw you out of the uber? >> yeah, i had to walk home. [ applause ] i got kicked out. >> jimmy: more with denis leary when we come back, everybody. stick around. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ t-mobile family plans now come with netflix included. that's huge.
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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome back, everybody. we are hanging out with our good friend, mr. denis leary right here. who has a new book out. [ cheers and applause ] "why we don't suck." why did you want to write this book? >> okay, so the reason i wrote the book is that that last election, as we all know, was very divisive, right. and i find myself even now, like, my democratic friends have completely lost their sense of humor. they're just rage tweeting about trump and republicans. my republican friends, they've lost their sense of humor. and their just bash tweeting back at democrats. you know, my republican friends think that sean hannity is god. and my democrat friends think rachel maddow is the virgin mother, it's like, insane. nobody is talking to each other, and i wanted to just sort of discuss, you know, some of the big issues. like racism, you know, sexism, fake news, guns and everything. and make everybody laugh their asses off because -- and remind them that there's common ground. you know what i mean? so -- >> jimmy: good for you. >> and here's the thing.
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i tell my democratic friends this all the time. you're not going to beat trump with bernie sanders. it's not going to happen, folks. and you're not going to beat trump with elizabeth warren. you need to find somebody that can really actually challenge trump. and it might have to be somebody famous. i talk about it in the book. this is insane, but it's true. they did a poll, i put it in the book. the top ten most trusted people in america. okay? and eight out of the top ten are actors. and the first three are tom hanks, sandra bullock, and denzel, okay? [ laughter ] so, i mean, just look at that, listen. i don't know denzel, i don't know tom hanks but i know sandy. i've known her since we started out together, and you can trust her. one time we were having a party and running out of booze and i said, listen. you got 20 minutes to go to the liquor store and get two more bottles of booze, okay? get one vodka and whiskey. she came back in 15 minutes with change and four bottles of each, okay? that's a woman you can trust. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: sandra bullock, you can trust, sandra bullock. >> but -- but i'm here tonight because i think right in this room is -- there are a couple people who could make a great democratic
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ticket. and i'm announcing it tonight. ladies and gentlemen, questlove/fallon 2020. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: please, no. please, no. oh my god, no. >> questlove? questlove? >> jimmy: no. >> he'd make a great president, man. he's a deep thinker. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah. >> and you'd be a great vice president. all you got to do is go to like "hamilton" and football games. i'll go with you. okay? we'll have a great time. [ laughter ] with this band, can you imagine? we'll all move into the white house together, okay? and we'll have a giant -- we'll have the best music in the history of the presidency. and you won't -- you'll just be like a song and dance guy. we'll just go around and make appearances. >> jimmy: all right. >> i'll be your right-hand man. >> jimmy: done, let's think about this. >> we already have -- we have higgins, so. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: we'll think about this. >> we could win. we could win. >> jimmy: i'm going to see you very, very soon in boston. >> yes. >> jimmy: because you do this event, this charity event. you've been doing it for how many years now? >> 20 -- this is our 23rd year. "comics come home" in boston at td garden, november 18th this
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year. it benefits the cam neely cancer foundation. >> jimmy: they saved my dad's life. >> they saved jimmy's dad's life. i mean, it's an amazing organization. >> jimmy: amazing. [ cheers and applause ] really top notch. and who's going to be there again? >> okay, so this year's live, him, jeff ross, lil rel, which is he's hilarious. >> jimmy: yep. >> who am i forgetting? lenny clark, bobby kelly, craig ferguson. it's his first time doing the show. it's going to be great. it's going to be great. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i wanted to ask you something. >> okay. all right. >> jimmy: because i do the show and i have fun, but i want to do something special this year. >> well, you and i always do like a -- when you come, we duet a get or something. >> jimmy: yeah. >> so what do you want to sing? >> jimmy: i want to challenge you to a lip sync battle. [ cheers and applause ] you pick a song. one song. i pick a song. we do it at the garden. >> done. >> jimmy: done deal! [ cheers and applause ] it's happening. >> it's happening. i'm winning. when is that?
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>> jimmy: november 18th at the td garden in boston. [ cheers and applause ] get tickets on ticketmaster, me versus denis leary. denis leary's new book, "why we don't suck," is available now. we're talking to 2 chainz when we come back. stick around, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ (speaking hindi) (speaking spanish) hraaerrr!!!
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: we are joined right now by a grammy award winning artist. his current album, "pretty girls like trap music" hit number one on the billboard rap album charts. he's currently in the middle of a sold-out tour. he also hosts a brand-new show called "most expensiveist," which premieres wednesday, november 15th, at 10:30 p.m. on viceland. say hello to a talented, hard working man. 2 chainz, ladies and gentlemen.
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: 2 chainz. 2 chainz. thank you for being here, buddy. >> thank you. >> jimmy: who do you have with you there? what's your dog's name? >> this is trappy. >> jimmy: oh. [ audience aws ] hi, trappy. thank you for being here, buddy. he's very, very cute. now, you -- i should say you broke your leg. >> yeah. >> jimmy: oh, that's a bummer, man. sorry about that. but you -- do you want to get into how you did it or no? >> yeah, just definitely being at the wrong place at the wrong time. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah. >> and i could tell you this. never, never try to drive a a four wheeler wearing slides. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, exactly. >> i'd like to really -- really tell you. >> jimmy: but the doctors told you don't go on tour. they said no. >> yeah. >> jimmy: you shouldn't go on tour. this is bad. >> well, yeah, even still now, you know, after seeing my doctor last week. i told him that i couldn't go
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horizontal or vertical. but i feel good. >> jimmy: yeah. >> i feel really good. you know what i mean? >> jimmy: can't go horizontal or vertical, you go left or right. >> it happened. it happened. i broke my leg the week of my tour. the beginning of my tour was supposed to start. i have three tour buses full of people that i feel like i'm responsible for. you know what i mean? and i just felt like it was a a lot of pressure on me to come up with some kind of solution to be able to appease the fan base and take care of the people that i was going to take care of originally. and so i came up with this idea to have a pink wheelchair made. because my album is obviously, if you want to show that. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah. [ cheers and applause ] you okay, trappy? everything good, trappy? >> so it worked out for me. you know what i mean? at the end of the day, you know, i felt like it was -- it was showing a sign of resilience that i could go out and -- >> jimmy: the dog is -- the dog is falling asleep.
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>> he's heard this story before. [ laughter ] that's all it is. [ applause ] so, you know, i'm -- it's just like i feel like people -- people shouldn't have, you know, tooth ache or headache. you got to go to school. you got to go to work. you got to, you know, accomplish what you're going to do. and so that's what i did with the wheelchair. going on tour, selling out different places, different venues. and, you know, it worked out for me. >> jimmy: good for you. i'm happy you're here tonight. we are as well. [ cheers and applause ] i want to talk about this show, "most expensiveist." okay, this is on viceland. and the idea is you have like a a $4,000 toothbrush. >> yeah. >> jimmy: and, like -- [ laughter ] well, for that, yeah. for you, i could see that happening. but $30,000 headphones? how is that possible? >> it's ridiculous. >> jimmy: how is that possible? >> so this show is all about, you know, obviously me finding some of the most expensive and
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luxurious items around. and i'm like a tester, you know what i mean? i give my honest opinion on, you know, do i feel like it's worth it and i -- or not. and i also put myself in the other person's shoes. so i don't just -- like if you have a $30,000 head phone, i want to understand why you don't have one that's, you know, a beat headphones or something. >> jimmy: yeah. exactly, yeah. >> but man, it's just a -- it's a very informative show. i think it adds -- >> jimmy: did you come up with the idea? >> no, people just think i'm a a great person to pull this off. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: trappy, trappy? >> i got trappy from the show. yeah. so, trappy's dad, right, listen to this. trappy's dad is like the most expensive frenchy. he makes like $300,000 a year off breeding. so i was like, let me in on that, you know what i mean?
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it's like, legal prostitution kind of. a little bit. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: it's not the same. no. >> it is! >> jimmy: i guess it is, yeah. dogs, yeah. >> that's right. go get 'em. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that dog is super tired. trappy, man. does he have his own instagram? >> no, i would start that. but trappy -- he always takes -- that's why he's out here. he always just takes the shine away from me. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: are you jealous of your dog? >> i'm cool with it, though. >> jimmy: 2 chainz, you brought this water here. and this is called 90h20. >> yeah. >> jimmy: and now this is considered the -- on the bottle it says, the best bottle of water in the world. this is a -- how expensive is this bottle? >> it's a lot. >> jimmy: yeah, well, it's a a lot of money for water. this is just water from beverly hills? from california? >> you know, anything from beverly hills is expensive.
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>> jimmy: i want to see if i can tell the difference. okay? this is tap water from new york city. >> oh, yeah. that's a vast difference. >> jimmy: yeah, well, really? >> yeah. i would think so. >> jimmy: no, it's great water here in new york city. >> really? >> jimmy: absolutely. >> i don't drink tap water. >> jimmy: here. i'm going to pour this -- i'm going to pour this in here. okay? >> okay. >> jimmy: now, check this out. i'm going to see if i can tell the difference. you got to remember which one's which. okay? >> oh, i can already tell. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i'm going to turn around and you move them. >> oh you want me to move them. okay. okay. i'm going to try to --. >> jimmy: i'm going to see if you can do it. and the audience, you can see what he's doing? all right, very good. >> hold on. wait, bro. wait, wait, wait. no, bro. hold on, bro. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: all right ready? >> all right yeah. go, go, go. >> jimmy: trappy didn't drink any of this, did he?
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[ laughter ] >> he will, though. >> jimmy: all right, here we go. i think i already know. i love new york city. i love this city. i'm -- i was born and raised in new york. [ laughter ] oh my gosh. that is something else, man. >> yeah. >> jimmy: that is something else, man, oh man. >> no, can you tell? try it again. >> jimmy: ooh la la. that is expensive. that is the expensive, good water right there. that's expensive right there. am i right? >> yeah, no. this is -- this is true. i did an episode about oxygen. they are now selling, you know, air in a can. and according to them, people used to laugh at bottled water just like they are laughing at the can of air. now, you put the -- nothing comes out. you don't feel it. nothing, but it's this air.
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and they tell you what mountain they caught it from. and it's expensive. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: what mountain they caught it from? oh my god. >> i got this jimmy fallon air. >> jimmy: we got fresh air right here, man. >> jimmy fallon air for sale. >> jimmy: i want to show a a clip. here's 2 chainz with his $1,000 doughnut in his new viceland show called "most expensivest." check this out. >> there's a lot more gold. and then the cognac is there also. >> it's louis cognac. >> yeah, yeah. my favorite cognac. >> i'm going rub in case a a genie come out of here. >> this will make dreams come true. >> grant your wishes. this is the first time that anybody's ever seen this doughnut. >> this is the reveal. >> the reveal. all right. ♪ that's a big boy. >> if you eat enough of the doughnut, you'll see the gold later. >> shiny poops. hey, next on shiny poops. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: check out "most
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expensivest" on viceland november 15th at 10:30 p.m. 2 chainz and travis scott perform their hit single "4:00 a.m." after the break. stick around, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ (cheering) a triangle solo? surprising. what's not surprising? how much money sam and yohanna saved by switching to geico. fifteen minutes could save you fifteen percent or more. but also actively steer... not only to automatically brake ...we're getting closer to our ultimate goal: a world without accidents. experience driver-first innovation.
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♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: "pretty girls like
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trap music," performing "4:00 a.m." featuring travis scott, and the roots, once again, you love him, 2 chainz! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ yeah yeah yeah pretty girls like trap music right ♪ ♪ yeah yeah what you say ♪ ♪ damn right bro 4:00 am i'm just gettin started ♪ ♪ for my birthday i threw me a surprise party reminiscin bout the trap playin the first carter ♪ ♪ my life changed when i had my first daughter got my first quarter flippin 50 dollar slabs ♪ ♪ your people lookin at the bills askin you for half cut from a different cloth ♪ ♪ take pride in results anytime she wanna dip i'm providin the sauce you on side of the boss ♪ ♪ so you kind of the boss you keep playin with me i end up signing your boss drop an ep on your people ♪ ♪ for the free-free on you people yeah you zz on your people king like bb ♪ ♪ on your people yeah
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rock with champagne p if it wasn't ♪ ♪ for the struggle then i wouldn't be me call me deuce or dos anything but broke ♪ ♪ got my aim from the scope got the game by the throat yeah yeah ♪ ♪ you popped up on me by surprise yeah yeah you see i never took you ♪ ♪ for the poppin' type yeah damn it's 4 am so please believe the hype ♪ ♪ hit the lights i'm way over top pop it flick it drop a pin ♪ ♪ send a location drop a pin i'ma pull up in that bullet-coupe spaceship ♪ ♪ drop off a bag of some dangerous i'ma hit you 4 am ♪ ♪ see if you made it i dropped collegrove out the sky in a group ♪ ♪ with the best rapper that's alive okay oh never turn my back ♪ ♪ on my slime ooh i ain't wanna mess with her but she was fine ♪ ♪ hold up baby let me take my time hard to get some bass and try to drive ♪ ♪ looking at their bag and there's surprisin' pickin' up the duffel bag
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like exercisin' ♪ ♪ all right bought mama house 'cause she deserve it practice makes perfect ♪ ♪ but nobody's perfect escobar is not open for service ♪ ♪ send you to jimmy fallon for your surgery ♪ ♪ okay you popped up on me by surprise yeah yeah you see ♪ ♪ i never took you for the poppin' type straight up damn it's 4 am ♪ ♪ so please believe the hype hit the lights i'm way over top pop it flick it ♪ ♪ drop a pin send a location i'ma pull up in that bullet-coupe spaceship ♪ ♪ drop off a bag of some dangerous i'ma hit you 4 am see if you made it ♪ ♪ riccardo tisci on the crewneck on a killin' rapper spree ♪ ♪ and shorty you next they talkin' chillin' watchin' netflix i used to trap ♪ ♪ and watch bootlegs i'm on my wave like a durag i see your boo now where your crew at ♪
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♪ talkin' tequila for the pipe-up i hope you got a clean drench god drench god ♪ ♪ really representin' we the squad really ♪ ♪ tec got the rollie now i get it ♪ ♪ i used to sell drugs for a living got me a job sellin' records ♪ ♪ had to use the jeweler for a reference might buy a truck with the extra ♪ ♪ might use the legs for a necklace okay you popped up ♪ ♪ on me by surprise yeah yeah you see i never took you ♪ ♪ for the poppin' type straight up damn it's 4 am so please believe the hype ♪ ♪ hit the lights i'm way over top pop it flick it drop a pin ♪ ♪ send location i'ma pull up in that bullet-coupe spaceship drop off a bag ♪ ♪ of some dangerous i'ma hit you 4 am see if you made it it's 4 am ♪ ♪ 4 am it's 4 am 4 am ♪ ♪ >> thank y'all. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: come on! that's how you do it. that's how you do it right there.
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>> thank you. >> jimmy: 2 chainz. travis scott. [ cheers and applause ] "4:00 a.m." that's how you do it. "pretty girls like trap music" is out now. we'll be right back, everybody. look at that. [ cheers and applause ] ♪
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: my thanks to denis leary, 2 chainz, travis scott -- [ cheers and applause ]
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and the roots right there from philadelphia, pennsylvania. [ cheers and applause ] ladies and gentlemen, stay tuned for "late night with seth meyers." thank you for watching. have a great weekend. i hope to see you next week. bye-bye, everybody! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪
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[ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> announcer: from 30 rockefeller plaza in new york, it's "late night with seth meyers." tonight -- jennifer hudson. from "curb your enthusiam," actor and comedian, jeff garlin. author, jesmyn ward. featuring the 8g band with gregg bissonette. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ladies and gentlemen, seth meyers. >> seth: good evening, i'm seth meyers. this is "late night." how is everybody doing tonight? [ cheers and applause ] fantastic to hear. in that case, let's get to the news. white house press secretary, sarah huckabee sanders today said there isn't anything to clarify about trump's position on nfl players kneeling during the national anthem, because the issue is, quote, "


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