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off. passengers were then put on a different plane. luckily no one was hurt, but that is impressive. >> right at l.a.x. >> that's that atmospheric river now hitting southern california. as we look at our forecast, worst rain 3 to 6:00 a.m. north bay and santa cruz mountains, lower of that end would be in the rain shattered valleys of the east bay. winds at 35 miles per hour could take down some trees. we have it all on storm ranger right now. >> okay. before you head out the door to work or school tomorrow, check in with kerry or mike. our morning newscast begins early at 4:00 a.m. be safe out there. >> we have to get out the door before it starts raining too much. >> good night. [ cheers and applause ] stu♪o 6b in rockefeller center in the heart of new york city, it's "the tonight show starring jimmy fallon." tonight, join jimmy and his guests -- liam hemsworth, jessica williams,
rob gronkowski, musical guest, ronnie milsap featuring little big town and the legendary roots crew. >> questlove: 10 10! >> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: oh, i love you. welcome, everybody. welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome to "the tonight show." thank you so much for being here. [ cheers and applause ] you guys, liam hemsworth and jessica williams are my guests tonight. >> steve: whoa. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: plus, new england
patriots star rob gronkowski is here. [ cheers and applause ] after three straight days of partying, gronk has no idea how he got here. but he is here. [ laughter and applause ] he is here. i love that guy. the big story is still last night's state of the union. i read that trump's speech was the third longest ever, at 82 minutes. wow. it was so long, even barack obama was like, "uhh -- [ laughter ] this guy's gotta -- speed things up." [ cheers and applause ] that's right. trump spoke for 82 minutes. he was like, "wow, in that same time, i could have slept with stormy daniels -- 82 times." [ laughter and applause ] 90. 90." i read that trump's speech was over 5,000 words long. giving you an idea of how many that is, that's roughly the same word count as adam levine's chest. [ laughter and applause ] long. >> steve: wow, long. >> jimmy: a lot of words. >> steve: it's a lot of words.
>> jimmy: while -- while trump was talking, a lot of people noticed that nancy pelosi was actually reading his speech. take a look at this. see that? [ laughter ] she looks like a bored wedding guest who's reading the program, like, "when the hell does this thing end? [ laughter and applause ] another reading from the corinthians, come on!" did you see bernie sanders? he didn't look happy to be there. look at bernie sanders. [ laughter ] he looks like his wife dragged him to see "pretty woman: the musical." [ laughter and applause ] of course, during the state of the union, trump spoke using a a teleprompter. i think his staff has finally figured out a way to get him to stick to script. take a look at what they were showing him on the prompter. >> we are joined by one of the apollo 11 astronauts, who planted that flag -- [ ughter ] the united states is now the number one producer of oil and natural >> jimmy: there you go. [ laughter and applause ]
that's right. the president sometimes gives his speeches pretty off the cuff. but last night for the state of the union, he had to use a a teleprompter. >> tariq: hey, jimmy. sorry to interrupt. but i actually missed trump's speech last night. i had a thing. >> jimmy: you had a thing? >> tariq: that's what i said. anyway, considering all of trump's anger about not getting the money for his little border wall, it must have been insane. so, how crazy was his speech? >> jimmy: well, as i was about to say, because he used a a teleprompter, it was actually pretty restrained. >> tariq: wait, wait. restrained? >> jimmy: low key. >> tariq: calm? >> jimmy: tame. >> tariq: passive? >> jimmy: controlled. >> tariq: tempered? >> jimmy: toned down. >> tariq: ho hum? >> jimmy: hum drum. >> tariq: mild? >> jimmy: muted. >> tariq: subdued? >> jimmy: sober. >> tariq: mellow? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: mellow yellow. >> tariq: that's weird. >> jimmy: i know. >> tariq: anyways -- >> jimmy: that's that. [ light laughter ] >> tariq: haircut? >> jimmy: last week. >> tariq: barber shop? >> jimmy: super cuts. >> tariq: looks good. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: feels short. >> tariq: weekend plans? >> jimmy: nothing yet. >> tariq: wanna hang?
>> jimmy: guess so. >> tariq: any thoughts? >> jimmy: man date. >> tariq: olive garden? >> jimmy: delish. >> tariq: breadsticks? >> jimmy: num, num, num, num, num. [ laughter ] >> tariq: can't wait! >> jimmy: it's on me. >> tariq: because when we're there -- >> jimmy: we're family. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ well -- well, after the speech, i saw that sean spicer went on a tv show that was broadcasting live from the bar at trump's d.c. hotel. did you see this? it seems like spicer may have had a few drinks before he went on camera. watch this. >> before i ever was there. hold on. just stop.me. >> where were -- you were in a -- >> i was -- i had a client meeting. and i was yelling at you. and you barely recognized me. [ laughter ] >> steve: my god. >> jimmy: when the anchor said, "yeah, you should call an uber driver," spicer was like, "i am an uber driver. [ laughter and applause ] that's what i do now." and i -- >> steve: "you were yelling at me." >> jimmy: "am i a good looking guy, you think?"
[ light laughter ] and finally, i read that trump's childhood home in queens is going up for sale. just to mess with him, nancy pelosi's going to buy it and turn it into a mexican restaurant. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] we have a great show tonight. give it up for the roots! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you very much. thank you, roots. we have a fun show tonight. he stars alongside rebel wilson and priyanka chopra-join the new movie "isn't it romantic." liam hemsworth is here. >> steve: oh! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: they love him. plus, from "two dope queens," jessica williams is stopping by. >> steve: oh. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i love her. and this guy just won his third super bowl with the new england patriots. rob gronkowski is in the house. [ cheers and applause ] unbelievable.
later tonight, liam and jessica will be competing against rob and me in a game of catchphrase. >> steve: ooh. >> jimmy: so stick around for that. and we have music from a a country music legend. ronnie milsap is here with little big town. [ cheers and applause ] little big town and ronnie milsap. guys, you know we film our show here in rockefeller center. thank you all for being here. it's a very exciting place to work. and you never know who you might run into. in fact, earlier today, i bumped into someone pretty interesting while waiting for the elevator. take a look. [ whistling ] [ cheers and applause ] >> hey. how are you doing? >> jimmy: i've been doing great, doing well. how about you? >> yeah, doing well, too. >> jimmy: that's great. that's cool, man. >> far out. >> jimmy: i got to tell you. you are great in "the avengers" movies. i just can't wait for "endgame." [ laughter ]
and i'm freaking out. >> yeah, sorry, that's actually my brother chris. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: oh, my gosh. are you kidding me? how embarrassing. i'm so sorry. >> that's all right. >> jimmy: you though were great in "westworld." [ light laughter ] >> that's -- yeah, that was -- that was actually my other brother, luke. so -- i'm the other, other brother. >> jimmy: that's funny. [ laughter ] >> you know my wife is a huge fan of your show. you should see our dvr, nothing but "big bang theory." [ laughter ] bazinga. [ applause ] ns.jimmy: that's not me. but i get that a lot. i get that a lot. just kinda -- >> right, yeah, jim parsons. yeah, sorry about that. >> jimmy: don't worry about it. >> i got to be honest, though.
i don't know how you do it. i mean, balancing your career, your two kids. >> jimmy: yeah. >> telling that multi-part story about how you met their mother. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that's ted mosby you're thinking of. "how i met your mother." i'm sure you get asked this all the time. but do you ever get off the island and deliver that fedex package? the volleyball and -- >> ah, yeah. that's tom hanks from "castaway." [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: speaking of tom hanks, though, my favorite romcom of all time, you know, obviously is you and tom hanks, where you're book store rivals and you fall in love through e-mail. [ light laughter ] it's great. oh. >> jimmy: what's the name of that one again? the name of that movie of yours? you and tom hanks. >> "you've got mail." >> jimmy: yes, "you've got mail." >> no, it's a good movie. >> jimmy: it really is. >> that's actually meg ryan. >> jimmy: really, though, is it? >> um, i think so. [ ding ]
>> jimmy: what floor are you going to? >> seven. >> jimmy: me too, me too. patriots quarterback? >> "bachelor" contestant season 10? >> jimmy: "marvelous mrs. maisel?" >> founder of facebook? >> jimmy: member of bts? >> large green giant, leafy toga sells frozen peas? >> jimmy: large green ogre, friends with a donkey? >> semi-aquatic egg lying mammal native to east australia and tasmania? >> jimmy: dad? [ ding ] [ phone ringing ] >> oh, should probably take this, mate. it's good seeing you, though. >> jimmy: hey, good to see you too, buddy. bye. >> babe, just met your favorite person, jimmy kimmel. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: my thanks to liam hemsworth, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] stick around, we'll be talking to liam after the break. come on back, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪(oh oh oh oh) it's taking over.♪
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liam hemsworth. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: liam, it's nice to see you. >> nice to see you, buddy. >> jimmy: thank you so much for coming back here. >> thanks for having me. >> jimmy: congrats on everything -- oh, please. i haven't seen you since you got married. >> yeah, got married. >> jimmy: congratulations. yeah. [ cheers and applause ] thank you. ♪ >> jimmy: people love you and miley together. but i saw a clip of you -- i think it was on the -- from g'day usa awards or something. >> oh, yeah. yeah, when i made the speech and referred to her as my wife. >> jimmy: yeah. >> yeah, people liked that. >> jimmy: yeah. [ laughter ] >> you know what i'm talking about? big cheer. >> jimmy: you know, i like that
but that i was also -- she was kind of heckling you from the crowd. >> jimmy: yeah. >> i started saying nice things about her and then she wanted more obviously. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: she was like, "yeah, tell me more, yeah." >> yeah. >> jimmy: "say more things about me," and you're like, "i will." >> "i'll tell you when i get home." [ laughter ] >> jimmy: but there was one picture when -- as she was cutting to her where this bling. >> jimmy: yeah. from her ring just -- and i was like, "what kind of rock did you get her, man?" >> yeah. >> jimmy: holy moly. >> well, there's a few different rocks on there, not to brag, but there's a couple different rocks. >> jimmy: yeah, well done, buddy. oh, my god. >> i thought it was cgi when i first saw that. i was convinced it was cgi because it did a full-on -- >> jimmy: that's perfect. >> yeah. i was like, "well, maybe she has like magical powers, too." [ light laughter ] and she's sending a zap from a a ring to you, yeah. >> she does. she's brainwashed me. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i got to -- i got to talk about the movie. i loved it, "isn't it romantic." >> thank you so much. >> jimmy: it's very smart. it's very self-aware romantic comedy. funny, funny, funny. i love the premise. basically rebel wilson thinks she has an attachment to some
guy looking at her on the subway, and she's like -- and she goes to talk to him and he mugs her. >> yeah. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: and she falls down and hits her head. >> yeah. >> jimmy: and she wakes up in a a romantic comedy. a pg-13 typically. >> it's not your typical one, though. i think that the film is more about falling in love with yourself and empowering yourself, and not about falling in love with someone else. which is a cool thing in itself. >> jimmy: yeah. who do you play in the film? [ cheers and applause ] yeah. >> i play this wacky guy who -- i play sort of two different characters. in the beginning of the film and the end of the film, which is technically the real world of rebel's character. and i'm this rich kind of [ bleep ] hole guy. lianen, in the other world, and i'm a nice guy and super crazy in love with rebel's character. >> jimmy: was there always an australian? >> no, originally, it was written as british. and because rebel was playing australian in the film, we kind
you know, her dream guy was possibly australian. >> jimmy: yeah. >> and we made it australian. >> jimmy: well, it works. >> yeah. >> jimmy: absolutely funny. i love the -- no spoilers. >> yeah. >> jimmy: in the end scene, the choreographed big song and dance. >> the big dance number, yeah. that was one of the most terrifying things i ever had to do. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: really? >> yeah, well, if anyone has ever seen me dance, it's not usually that coordinated or -- >> jimmy: really? >> no, not a good looking thing, so when they told me. and this wasn't originally in the script, so they told me about six months ago that we're going to reshoot some stuff. and we're going to add this song and dance number to the end of the film. so naturally, i started figuring out, you know, ways of how i could get out of it, and not do this song and dance number. but it actually ended up being really fun, and it's a good way to end the film. and, yeah. >> jimmy: oh, it's beautiful. it's perfect. >> yeah. >> jimmy: because, like, it's all about kind of -- talking about -- >> grabbing my body and that kind of stuff. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's just -- that just sold the movie right there, yeah. this is fantastic. you posted this on instagram.
i want this framed and hanging in my house. >> we can do that. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: this is you, really, really rocking a saxophone solo. >> yeah. >> jimmy: yeah. >> i've never played a sax in my life. [ laughter ] but there you have it. >> jimmy: there you have it right there. you really went for it, man. >> it's super easy, you just blow really hard. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah. >> yeah, thank you, yeah. it's fantastic. i want to show everyone a clip. here's liam hemsworth and rebel wilson in "isn't it romantic" out next wednesday. check this out. ♪ making my way downtown >> ow! >> good god, are you okay? >> what the -- >> i am so sorry, my driver was probably distracted by you. you're quite beguiling, aren't you. >> why are you now australian? >> i'm australian. it comes out that way. >> no, no, no, you weren't australian this morning when you saw my cup of whipped cream and a dollop coffee in it --
>> well, is it impossible to believe that we've met before and i don't remember you? are you okay? >> no. don't you smell what's happening? new york doesn't smell any more. everything smells like lavender. >> i think you might have hit your head. why don't we check you in at the doctor, maybe, or just take you home? >> something's really wrong? >> okay, why don't you let me take you home? it's all right, i'm not going to hurt you. let's get you home, though. give you a ride. >> jimmy: yeah. [ cheers and a hemusorth and i playing "catchphrase" after the break. stick around, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ the right tech can move you.
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[ cheers and applause ] his film "isn't it romantic" out wednesday, february 13th. liam and i are about to face off in a game of "catchphrase." but first, we're going to need partners. and we found some good ones. joining liam's team, you know her from "two dope queens" which returns to hbo this friday. please welcome, jessica williams. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> hi! woo! >> jimmy: my partner tonight is a three-time super bowl champion. give it up for rob gronkowski. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> thanks so much. >> jimmy: congrats again, buddy. >> hi. hello, hello. >> how you doin? >> congrats. >> you, too. thank you. >> jimmy: okay, guys. here's how the game works. liam, you'll start the round by pressing start on this buzzer. and then you draw a clue from the top of the pile. you have to get your partner to guess the clue as quickly as possible. then hand the buzzer off to the person on your right. you cama
actual clue. if you're holding the buzzer when it goes off, your team loses that round. we'll play three rounds. let's take our positions. ready? >> great. yeah. >> jimmy: all right, i'm here, here we go. jessica, you're there. >> okay. exciting. >> jimmy: yeah. and that's you, buddy. right there. are you competitive? >> yeah, i'm really competitive. i'm a leo, so i'm ready to roll whenever. [ cheers and applause ] i can talk crap like anybody. >> jimmy: yeah, it looks like you have the -- >> you're the worst. you're the worst. and we're going to win. >> jimmy: oh, my gosh. [ laughter ] >> that's the harshest trash talk i've ever heard. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: wow, and you play nfl football. here we go. all right. you start off. you press the buzzer and then take the first clue. >> all right. ready? >> jimmy: and best of luck. y you guys have a good time. opposite of really low singing voice. >> high, alto, soprano. oh, my god. falsetto. >> yeah. there you go. >> yeah! >> jimmy: oh, my god. >> wow. all right, go. that was good. 're on the ground doing a a motion like this? >> jimmy: the worm. >> yes, yes. >> jimmy: wow. [ cheers and applause ] >> played before. >> oh, man, it's a mexican food. not a taco, but a -- a flat
taco. >> a burrito? >> no. oh, man. >> a tortilla. >> yeah, no! oh, but it's wrapped around some cheese, and you lay it flat. >> enchilada. [ laughter ] >> you lay flat? >> liam: yeah, lay it flat. >> yeah. >> what do you lay flat? >> it's like a taco on the side. [ beeping ] oh, man. you can put, like, chicken in it. >> i'm australian. i'm australian. >> i know! i know! okay. [ buzzer ] >> jimmy: that's the time. >> oh, my god! oh, my god. [ cheers and applause ] it was a quesadilla. i am so sorry. a taco on the side. >> jimmy: a taco on the side. >> wow! i'm so sorry. >> jimmy: wow.t it >> jimmy: all right. here we go. >> all right. >> jimmy: that was great, buddy. >> good. all right. here we go. [ beeping ] >> short pants. short shorts. >> jimmy: yes! [ cheers and applause ] >> yeah. woo! >> okay, an exercise move where you go to here. >> squats! >> there you go. >> yeah! >> jimmy: all right. >> a type of shoe and -- >> jimmy: cogs. crocs. >> yeah.
yeah. [ cheers and applause ] >> what? >> my, god. >> okay, we're not -- when you like them, you're getting some applause, but not fast, you're going to do it --. >> slow clap. >> yeah! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: wow! >> always after me -- >> jimmy: it's a cereal. it's a little leprechaun. a cereal with all sorts of different marshmallows in it. >> oh, lucky charms. >> jimmy: yes. [ buzzer ] yes. we won that one. >> no! ♪ >> jimmy: we were on fire! we were on fire. >> at one moment, i thought you were looking over. kind of looked like you saw his card. >> i never did that. >> i'm going to have to side with -- hey, i felt that as well about. 10,000 points. whoever wins this, wins the whole game. here we go. >> jimmy: all right, focus up, buddy. here we go. >> woo! >> jimmy: let's start with you, liam. >> all right. we got this. >> here we go. ready? >> yeah. [ beeping ] >> i'm -- god, i'm not cold. >> you're hot. >> yep, okay. first word. next part -- i'm all -- i'm all -- >> wet. dry. sad. slow.
>> i'm a hot -- >> hot dude. hot guy? you're a hot guy. >> it's all -- everything's everywhere. [ laughter ] >> everything's nasty. you're a hot mess. >> yeah! there, go. [ beeping ] >> i don't even know the word. >> jimmy: what? >> can i pass? >> jimmy: no, you can't pass. >> i don't know. >> jimmy: what is it talking about? [ laughter ] >> i just don't know. it's long. it's long. it's an instrument. australian instrument. >> jimmy: it's a didgeridoo? >> yes! [ cheers and applause ] >> what? [ buzzer ] >> oh, use the force you must! >> jimmy: there, we got it. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ the didgeridoo. we won. didgeridoo. i'm, like, mad. >> i just felt bad. i'm sorry. i was going to help you out. >> jimmy: our thanks to liam hemsworth, jessica williams, and ing jessica after the break. stick around, everybody. ♪
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: our next guest is one of the stars of "two dope queens" which returns with four new specials on hbo starting this friday at 11:00 p.m. please welcome jessica williams. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> i had to turn it around. >> jimmy: you really turned around. 'cause you were a little stressed. >> i was cheesed. i was a little cheesed. >> jimmy: yeah, you were a a little -- >> a lot of myen always -- i love video g. i love game night. but i definitely always need a a minute, especially after i lose, to just calm down and chill. [ light laughter ] because i do. i could go to 100 really quickly. and i think it just makes the game funner. you know? >> jimmy: of course, it makes it more -- yeah. well, you're great. >> thank you. >> jimmy: i want to say that your dad -- your dad flew out to see the show.
>> she did. i just -- my dad has a -- my dad lives l.a. but he's just a massive, massive fan of you guys. and he is like, "they always be having fun on that show. they always just playing games." [ laughter ] i'm like, "wow." he's like, "yeah, i love they do stuff, ariana grande." you guys keep him relevant. >> jimmy: really? >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: i love it. what's your dad's name? >>: hin.leon!s he >> jimmy: wherever you are, he's in the crowd somewhere. >> there he is. >> jimmy: hi, leon. [ cheers and applause ] hey, buddy. you got to be very -- [ applause ] leon, you must be -- [ cheers and applause ] there he is, making his "tonight show" debut. >> you guys can't see him. but he's just going -- he just did that for a long time. >> jimmy: yeah. >> hey, dad. >> jimmy: you ought to be very proud of your daughter. she's very funny and very, very nice. >> i -- that almost made me go into a sweat. because i thought -- were you going to say something, dad? i'm like sweating right now. >> jimmy: oh, he's being very quiet. you know my dad heckled me the first "tonight show." >> did he? >> jimmy: yeah. >> what'd he say? >> jimmy: the first day i did -- the first show i hosted of "tonight show," i came out. and i said, you know, if you would have told me that -- when i graduated high school and went on to do 'snl' and get this show, i would have said,
"wow, i graduated high school?" [ laughter ] my dad yelled out -- he goes, "we paid a lot of money for that school." [ laughter ] >> he's right, though. he's right. >> jimmy: no, he's not. i went public school. [ laughter ] he didn't pay anything. what are you talking about? why would you heckle me at my own show, dad? >> i don't know. he kind of earned it. you know? he can be mean to you. >> jimmy: yeah, he's a dad, right? >> yeah. >> jimmy: yeah, he's allowed to do it. >> yeah, he's kind of a part of al youisdad. yeah, exactly. >> my dad's psyched too. it does mean a lot. >> jimmy: yeah, i appreciate you. [ cheers and applause ] you moved from l.a. -- >> yes. >> jimmy: to new york city to do "daily show", right? >> yeah. i got "the daily show" when i was in college at cal state long beach. and it was kind of a cool thing. because i got to tell all of my teachers that because i was going to go audition for "the daily show." so i was like, "yeah, i have an audition coming up for 'the daily show'." and they were like, "go, go. fly free." >> jimmy: really? yeah. >> yeah. so then i just packed up all my stuff. i got the job. and i moved here. >> jimmy: how was it like adjusting to new york city life? >> it was a lot. new york was really intense. in l.a., it's very like --
"dude, definitely" vibes. [ light laughter ] and here i had realized that i had changed. because i think a few months in, i was getting off of the subway. and there were these two really cute sweet old ladies just shuffling, like having a day. and they were walking so slowly that my instinct was like, "get away from me! get away from me!" [ laughter ] i just wanted to -- just push them. >> jimmy: you wanted to push these nice old women? >> i wanted to take them down. and they didn't deserve it. >> jimmy: yeah, no. >> they don't deserve that. [ laughter ] but that -- that just went through your mind. you didn't do it. >> no, of course not. but my instinct was like, "move!"like, "just get!"." >> yeah, i made it. i made it. [ cheers ] >> jimmy: you made it now. absolutely, yeah. >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: and you met phoebe on the set of "the daily show?" >> yeah. >> jimmy: your partner in "two dope queens." >> yes. so i met my partner for "two dope queens," phoebe robinson. she's a great stand-up. i met her shooting this segment that i did for "the daily show" that was on black hair in the military. >> jimmy: yeah. >> and i knew her. because we both did upright citizens brigade. and she was another black woman in the company. and so i'd just sort of known
who she was a bit. and she had invited me to co-host her live show that she was doing at upright citizens brigade east. so i went and did that. and then we found that we had this amazing chemistry together. >> jimmy: yeah. >> and so we just kept doing these shows. and with every show, we wanted to make sure a woman, a person of color, or a member of the lgbtq community who is a stand-up on the show. 'cause we wanted to showcase and feature people that we really love and think are super, super funny. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: good for you. >> yeah. and it just -- thank you. and it's a thrill. >> jimmy: and it just grew from there. >> yeah, massive. >> jimmy: i love the podcast, "two dope queens." i listen to it all the time. >> thank you. do you really? >> jimmy: yeah. of course. >> that's exciting. thank you. i'm so sorry for a lot of the trash we say, but also not sorry. >> jimmy: yeah, oh yeah. [ cheers ] yeah, no, you're good. you tackle everything. i think you do a great job.. >> jimmy: isn't that amazing? [ cheers and applause ] >> yeah. so it's not only -- look, i like this one. 'cause you were cracking her up here. >> yeah. i mean, well, the crazy thing is, i absolutely don't remember what i said. because i think my emotions comfortably, like, i can
operate between maybe a four and a seven on the emotional scale. >> jimmy: uh-huh. >> and in that photo i was at like 10. so i completely blacked out. i don't even know what's going on. >> jimmy: you don't remember the day at all? >> no, i was so excited. >> jimmy: really? >> i'm happy there's podcast footage and everything. >> jimmy: yeah. >> because i was really just so excited that i just don't remember. >> jimmy: but that was -- that was the final podcast? >> yes. >> and now it's all about hbo. >> yeah. so, now we have these four hbo specials that are coming out on guests that we have on the el rrscliffe. >> jimmy: lizzo was just on lasthtn, d't walk. run, and go see lizzo. >> yeah. >> jimmy: she is unbelievable. i've never seen anyone like that. >> no, she's unbelievable. and she's a force of nature. and i'm so excited for her. >> jimmy: yes. >> and we have an incredible interview with her. and we also have keegan-michael key. >> jimmy: oh, man. we love him. >> it's really just stacked. >> jimmy: he's incredible. >> yeah. and it's really, really fun. >> jimmy: that's great. well, i want to show everyone a a clip. here's jessica williams in "two dope queens" talking about getting her septum pierced. >> ah. >> jimmy: take a look at this. >> it was really easy. the guy who pierced it is -- he's got all these piercings -- >> yeah. >> but -- and all these
tattoos. so on the surface, he looks really intimidating. but i remember when i walked in, he gave me this -- he looked like he had j because his energy was so zen. and he was like, "yeah, i wanted to let you know, this is. and it's really brave. so you should respect and honor this space you're in." i was like, what the [ bleep ]? [ laughter ] i'm not marching on selma. you know what i mean? [ laughter ] he's was like, "no, it's really brave. a lot of people wouldn't do that. but you believe in something. and i'm going to pierce you." [ laughter ] and i was like, "thank you so much. you [ bleep ] rule." and so he's like, "just breathe in." and i did. and he did it so quickly. i had no pain whatsoever. >> jimmy: there you go. jessica williams, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] season two of "two dope queens" premieres friday at 11:00 p.m. on hbo. we'll be right back with super bowl champion rob gronkowski. stick around. [ cheers and applause ] ♪
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: our next guest just won his third super bowl championship with the new england patriots organization. and this catch he made, to set up the winning touchdown, will go down as the -- >> second and three -- >> jimmy: that is the play of the game. please welcome from the new england patriots, number 87, rob gronkowski.
[ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: beautiful. that is gorgeous. b gronk, welcome. >> it's goregous. >> jimmy: it is gorgeous. congrats on everything. >> thank you. >> jimmy: i know you're having fun. you always are, you're gronk. that's what you're supposed to do. >> yeah. >> jimmy: really, that's why i think we all love you. we can relate to you, because you look like you're having so much fun. >> same with you, man. >> jimmy: thanks, buddy. >> yeah, no problem. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, we kind of -- dude, we crushed by the way in "catchphrase." >> i know, we always crush. >> jimmy: dude, i mean, come on. >> remember we were at the belmont, too. we just hit it right off. >> jimmy: dude, we did. >> yes. >> jimmy: you almost won. >> i know, i did almost win that race. >> jimmy: that was insane. are you sticking with the horses? >> i'm sticking with that horse. >> jimmy: yeah. >> i mean, we're going to see what's coming up next. but that belmont race was pretty impressive.
so close to winning. >> jimmy: that was unbelievable. >> yes, it was. >> jimmy: i got to say there's been footage of you partying, millions of fans showed up to watch you and celebrate you, and you had to go full gronk on everybody. >> you have to. the parade is hands down the best party. it's the best experience anyone can go through. >> jimmy: yeah. >> i mean, you're going on the duck boats. we had 1.5 million fans show up into the city of boston. i mean, patriot nation always represented. >> jimmy: yeah. ch u obably don't even show a clip but here's gronk at the parade. [ laughter ] look at you right there. you're just catching beers. people are always -- they hit you in the head with a a football. >> hold on, i got a story. >> jimmy: you do? i mean, come on, that sounds fun. >> all right. [ cheers and applause ] was that a football? >> jimmy: i think it was something -- they threw soemthing at you. >> at one time, we had literally, there was, like, five -- you know. [ laughter ] those nipple shots, there was, like, five of them were thrown at one time. and then there was, like, five beers coming at one time. everyone in the duck boat, you know, we're getting good
practice in for next season. [ laughter ] you know? >> jimmy: yeah, exactly. >> and then the next thing you know, i move back a little. i'm just chillin', looking and then -- pop. you see that? >> jimmy: yeah, you got? there. can you zoom in? ahboat then my dad, you know, he's blocking all the next shots. you can see him. he's karate kicking a beer flying at me. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: karate kicking a beer is pretty legendary. >> yes, it is. >> jimmy: that's fantastic. the catch, you said somewhere that julian edelman told you in the huddle, said, "hey, gronk, we need a big play from you." >> yes, i mean, julian's an outspoken guy on our team out there, get us going. and he was having a phenomenal game. >> jimmy: yeah, he was. >> you know, a couple times throughout the playoffs actually, he just came up to me, looks at me, he goes, "gronk." you know, you know, drops a a couple "f" bombs and stuff. you know, "let's [ bleep ] go, baby. you're going to -- you're going to get this catch, rob. you're going to make a play for us." and i was like, "oh, all right, jules." i like that, i like that." [ laughter ] and then, you know, that's just football talk and stuff in the huddle.
>> jimmy: sure, trying to get you psyched up. >> yeah, psyched up, and you know, a couple plays later, make two plays in a row on the me he's making big plays left and right. and, you know, comes right back up to me in the huddle and he says he always believed in me. we all believe in each other, and we all play with each other, man. >> jimmy: yeah, and you set up the only touchdown of the game. [ cheers and applause ] >> yes. >> jimmy: it was the best play of the whole thing. do you guys hang out in the offseason? you and tom and --? >> oh, yeah. i mean, we're with each other everyday for seven months straight. >> jimmy: yeah. >> so then, you know, ofwaf a . bu'rt we're staying in sha.use you kn- we're always accountable to each other. >> jimmy: yeah. >> which is huge. but -- and, you know, after a a couple weeks, we'll take off. and then, we always get together, start throwing more. meet each other out wherever in another city and stuff. like, we're always in contact. always hang out whenever we have a chance. >> i know tom and giselle's little baby. their daughter has a fun little nickname for you. >> yes. >> jimmy: i want to show a a clip, here's you saying "hi" to vivian.
>> hi, vivi. >> hi, gronky. >> hi! >> jimmy: she said, "hi, [ applause ] she's adorable. al and i get on, and she's sitting on tom's lap. and vivi is like, "hi, gronky." and then tom's like, "rob, she has the biggest crush on you." and i look at him and i go, "well, i have a nephew." [ laughter ] >> jimmy: set her up. oh, my god. >> try to set them up. >> jimmy: tom says that he's not retiring. he said he can't retire. you have not answered. if you're going to hang it up or not. but i know you have a lot of opportunity coming your way. next hollywood action star. karate kicking beers. [ laughter ] >> want me to start practice? >> jimmy: could be the next john cena. or, you know, going from sports to the big screen. dwayne johnson. would you be up for that or no? >> you know -- well first off, i got to see where i'm at, you know. right after a season, you can't make a decision. it's so emotional, big win like that.
you got to settle down. you got to see how your body responds. >> jimmy: are you bruised? >> you got to get back. oh, am i bruised? >> jimmy: yeah. >> i was supposed to come your show monday night. >> jimmy: yeah, i know. i was like, "dude, rob, don't do -- take a nap." >> i literally couldn't make it, i was that bruised up. i mean, i took a quad shot right here. and you know, it hurt, and those ones the next day are brutal. i'm telling you, they're brutal. and i was supposed to come in monday. but you know, i had to delay it a little bit. because when you're bruised up a little bit, your mindset sometimes isn't there all the way. but it's all good. i know how to bounce back. i know how to always do recovery, all the treatments, always come back stronger, man. >> jimmy: dude, you're the best. and congratulations. [ cheers and applause ] >> thank you. >> jimmy: we love you. >> thank you. >> jimmy: congratulations, dude. well done. rob gronkowski, super bowl champion. [ cheers and applause ] ronnie milsap, featuring little big town performs next. stick around, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ alright, you excited?
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'cause i'm lost in the fifties tonight ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: ronnie milsap! fantastic, buddy. i jumped on stage with you. little big town, ronnie milsap. [ cheers and applause ] "ronnie milsap: the duets" is out now. my thanks to liam hemsworth, jessica williams, rob gronkowski. [ cheers and applause ] ronnie milsap, little big town! [ cheers and applause ] and the roots, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] stay tuned for "late night with seth meyers." thank you for watching. have a great night. i hope to see you tomorrow. bye-bye, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪
♪ ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> announcer: from 30 rockefeller plaza in new york, it's "late night with seth meyers." tonight -- james mcavoy, star of nbc's "the good place", actress d'arcy carden, comedian janelle james, featuring the 8g band with jason mcgerr. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ladies and gentlemen, seth meyers.
>> seth: good evening, i'm seth meyers. this is "late night." how is everybody doing tonight? [ cheers and applause ] fantastic to hear. in that case, let's get to the news. president trump misspelled the word "hamburgers" in a tweet this morning. [ light laughter ] and sure, it's easy to make fun of trump for misspelling a word. h