living room. one of the teenagers called 9-1-1, while his friend tried to hold a bedroom door closed. >> the bear was shaking the door and weto hold it shut. >> the departmentsy opened the front door and got out of the way and gave the bear a chance to leave. the teenagers burst down stairs and hugged the deputy and then asked the deputy, hey, about can we take a picture with you for possibly saving our lives? that is a great video. and the teenagers did the interview. >> thanks for joining us here at 11:00, have a great day tomorrow. [ cheers and applause ♪ >> steve: from 30 rockefeller plaza here in new york city, it's "the tonight show starring jimmy fallon." and now, here he is, jimmy fallon

[ cheers and applause ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: oh [ cheers and applause oh, look at you guys look at you. look at you guys please, welcome. have a seat. welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome to "the tonight show. this is it you're here. [ cheers and applause you're at the show, the place to be. guys, i'm excited about this dwayne johnson is my guest tonight. >> steve: oh [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: he stars in the new film, "fast & furious presents: hobbs & shaw." meanwhile, at tonight's debate, it was "slow & serious presents: biden & kamala." [ light laughter ] that's right tonight was part two of the democratic debate featuring joe biden, kamala harris and eight other candidates who were like, "oh, my god. i'm so close to joe and

kamala." [ light laughter ] but after two days and six hours, this round of debates is finally done it was actually -- [ scattered cheers ] a nice change of pace. usually when people watch six hours of cnn, it means their flight was cancelled [ laughter ] this is the last time we'll see so many candidates on the debate stage 'cause going forward it will be harder to qualify. until now, getting on stage was like getting a job at walmart. next time it will be like getting a job at target. [ laughter ] [ applause ] a little harder to get in. so get this. i saw that after last night's debate, marianne williamson was the most googled candidate in almost every state she's been getting a lot attention. 'cause she has what some people have called, "a mystical way of speaking." here, watch this >> you have harnessed fear for political purposes and only love can cast that out. if you think any of this wonkiness is going to deal with this dark psychic force -- the only thing will defeat him is if we have an phenomenon of equal force. >> jimmy: yeah [ light laughter ]

well, her quotes reminded us of another famous figure. so tonight, we thought we'd have some fun and play a game. it's time for "marianne williamson or dumbledore." [ cheers and applause ♪ ♪ marianne williamson or dumbledore ♪ >> jimmy: all right, so here's how this works i'm going to read you guys a a real quote and you have to tell me if it's from a -- the quote is from the 2020 democratic candidate, marianne williamson. or a quote from hogwarts headmaster albus dumbledore. you pick the real one, you get a chocolate frog you get it wrong, you'll get a a bag of dirt-flavored bertie botts jelly beans [ light laughter ] all right, raise your hand if you want to play the game. [ cheers ] it's fun there you go thanks you can hold this. what's your name where are you from >> my name is caris. i live in new jersey right now >> jimmy: cool well, welcome. here's your quote right here it says, "until we have seen someone's darkness, we don't really know who they are." is that a quote from marianne williamson or dumbledore >> dumbledore.

[ buzzer ] >> jimmy: ah, sorry. >> oh, man >> jimmy: that is marianne williamson. [ sad trombone ] [ laughter ] here is your bag of dirt-flavored jelly beans. enjoy. [ applause ] what's your name >> beck. >> jimmy: where are you from >> australia >> jimmy: australia? >> yeah! >> jimmy: oh, i love australia >> aw. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: sorry, i love jersey too. i'm sorry. [ laughter ] well, here you go. here's your quote. it says, "we are drawn to our destiny as if to a magnet. and while monsters can delay us, they have no power to change our destination." >> ooh >> jimmy: is that marianne williamson or is that dumbledore >> marianne williamson >> jimmy: that is correct. [ ding ] that is a quote from marianne williamson. [ cheers and applause ♪ here's your chocolate frog [ applause ] good call, good call on that one. what's up, buddy yeah, get up how are you doing, pal >> i'm good. how are you? >> jimmy: i'm great. what is your name? >> pierce. >> jimmy: pierce, where are you from >> long island >> jimmy: ah, long island in the house. thank you, buddy all right, let's see this quote here this one may be a little obvious. it says, "harry potter is one

boy -- [ laughter ] in a long line of mythical heroes who have reminded the human race that we are so much more than we think we are. >> head scratcher. >> jimmy: yeah >> but i'm going to go with dumbledore >> jimmy: that is incorrect. [ buzzer ] that is a quote -- [ laughter ] [ sad trombone ] from marianne williamson here's your bag of dirt-flavored jelly beans. [ applause ] sorry, buddy thank you for playing marianne williamson or dumbledore, everybody. ♪ ♪ marriane williamson or dumbledore ♪ >> jimmy: that is fantastic. guys, there was a lot of big moments in the first debate. but probably the biggest was between elizabeth warren and john delaney after he kept arguing against her proposal, she fired back watch this >> you know, i don't understand why anybody goes to all the trouble of running for president of the united states just to talk about what we really can't do and shouldn't fight for. [ cheers and applause i don't get it >> jimmy: wow, yeah. [ laughter ]

then delaney turned to the cameras and was like, "if you're watching at home, my name is cory booker. [ laughter ] some tv news last night was the big finale of "the bachelorette." it was pretty crazy. [ cheers and applause it was good. first, hannah accepted a a proposal from jed. then she broke it off after finding out that he still had a girlfriend back home >> steve: ooh. [ audience oohs >> jimmy: yeah, the fans were not happy with jed when he showed up for the live part of the show, check out how the crowd reacted. >> ladies and gentlemen, jed [ scattered applause ] [ laughter ] >> jimmy: meanwhile, bill de blasio was like, "i'd kill for a reception like that." [ laughter ] sounds like when someone finishes a powerpoint presentation at work it's like -- [ slow clap [ laughter ] "good job, carl. some more news it happened again. yesterday, a delta pilot was removed from a flight, because

people thought he'd been drinking flight attendants got suspicious, 'cause he couldn't steer with two forties duct taped to his hands [ laughter ] listen to this a new study found that kids see bearded men as strong, but unattractive [ light laughter ] the study raises a lot of questions, like "why the hell are we asking kids if they find bearded men attractive?" [ laughter and applause what is this study we have a great show give it up for the roots, ladies and gentlemen [ cheers and applause ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: we have a great show tonight. dwayne johnson is here, ladies and gentlemen. >> steve: come on. [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: dwayne johnson >> steve: he's the best! >> jimmy: he's the best, man >> steve: aw, he's just a delight. >> jimmy: "hobbs & shaw" this weekend. >> steve: i can't wait >> jimmy: i'm going to check it

out, man i'll be there. issa rae is here on the show >> steve: whoa [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: hilarious. and we got great music tonight eddy grant is here tonight [ cheers and applause >> steve: oh >> jimmy: "plaisance" is his latest album "plaisance." he's going to do "electric avenue" tonight. [ cheers and applause >> steve: come on. ♪ who is to blame in one country ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ we gonna rock dow to electric avenue ♪ ♪ and the we'll take it higher ♪ >> jimmy: we should just do it now. >> steve: yeah >> jimmy: we should just have eddy come out and do it now. >> steve: do it all night. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, all night long an hour long version >> steve: hour long version of it, man. >> jimmy: oh, all right -- >> steve: like a phish jam band >> jimmy: maybe, we'll do that tonight. when we come back from the commercial, maybe eddy grant will play a 45 minute version of it, "electric avenue. [ laughter ] it's going to be fun tariq, are you okay, buddy you look a little annoyed. >> tariq: no, i'm good [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: you sure you don't seem good. >> tariq: just got some things on my mind, man.

you know, things i'm going to put on my irk list >> jimmy: your irk list? >> tariq: yeah [ light laughter ] it's a list that i keep of things that annoy me random stuff, like broccoli rabe [ laughter ] you know >> jimmy: broccoli rabe annoys you? >> tariq: yeah, i mean broccoli rabe it's like, it's the only broccoli that's bitter for no reason like, "come on, man. way to bring the room down, rabe." [ laughter ] i mean, no, no think about it all the other broccoli is good, right? like the little baby broccolini [ light laughter ] little organic broccolini, it tastes -- it's almost sweet. all the cousins, cauliflower they're having a moment right now. [ laughter ] they're good >> jimmy: they are having a moment right now >> tariq: even the o.g. broccoli with the afro. [ light laughter ] it's good. but then rabe is just, like, bitter for no reason i don't like it. you can tell whenever all the broccoli family gets together, they're like, "if rabe calls - [ laughter ] i'm not here." >> jimmy: oh, yeah, yeah, yeah wow! [ applause ] that's on your irk list. >> tariq: yeah, irk list

>> jimmy: what else -- what else is on your irk list? >> tariq: i mean, people who shake their salads like, if you get a salad, you put the dressing on, you close the container. now you got to stand there and shake it for 20 minutes just so every single leaf of salad greens gets saturated with dressing i think you doing the most, man. come on, use a little self-control you know what i mean nobody wins. every leaf doesn't have to be covered in dressing. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: that irks you, because it's over dressed? >> i mean, no. it's just like -- it's the shaking part i mean it's none of my business but it irks me i can't control what irks me [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i'm not going to force you to not be irked by it, yeah but that's -- what else irks you? >> tariq: this dude who keeps telling me to take my hat off at a restaurant that i go to i mean -- you know, it's kind of weird but he comes over to the table he's like, "excuse me, brother, brother. and i'm like, "you want me take my hat off?" like, you really acting like me wearing my hat is making or breaking the other patron's dining experience?

[ laughter ] and then, like, his breath is all crazy. i could smell his breath when he smiles. [ laughter ] it's like, he has to be stopped. so he's like -- you know, take my hat off he may as well ask me to take my head off. because i'm a hat man. [ laughter ] you know i put on my hats, jimmy, like you probably put on cologne. i throw a bunch of hats up into the air, then i step into it [ laughter ] [ applause ] >> jimmy: that is how -- that is how to put on cologne. >> tariq: yeah, yeah come on, man what else? third party selfie takers. >> jimmy: third party selfie takers >> tariq: yeah like, say i am walking down the street right? somebody recognizes me "oh, my god. i love rick ross can i get a picture real quick? [ laughter ] sure, i'll take a picture. we're taking a photo we're about to snap it and then here you come, "hey, you want me to take that? actually, we were good because the main purpose of these phones that we have now is really to take photos of ourselves. >> jimmy: yeah >> tariq: right? you take the phone now you're taking 12, 13 -- "yo, i took 13 for you."

who wanted 13 pictures [ laughter ] we were good with the one. you changing and adjusting the lighting and all that stuff. it's like, "come on, man it's weird nobody wins. it's called the selfie, not a somebody else-ie [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: wow! ♪ >> steve: wow. >> jimmy: tariq trotter, everybody. >> steve: wow, the irked out list [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: oh, my god >> steve: wow! >> jimmy: i got to ask even more i love that. sorry, that was hilarious. hey, guys, i'm very excited about this last night, we had the "queer eye" guys on the show and one thing i love about them is that they're always so put together so i thought i'd try to shake things up by taking them on a jet-powered speedboat ride it's called "the beast." and this thing is absolutely crazy. it's like a roller coaster on the hudson river so here's me and the fab five riding "the beast. check it out [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: hey, guys. [ talking over each other

i'm so excited about this. >> look at this outfit >> jimmy: oh, my goodness. it's the real me i'm so excited we are riding "the beast." ♪ [ growl actually, i heard it could get a little wet >> oh. >> oh. >> jimmy: you guys ready to ride "the beast" >> all: yeah ♪ >> why does it have to row like this >> because we're in water. >> oh. >> look at new york. [ engine revving ] >> oh, my god, look. isn't that pretty? ♪ come sail awa come sail away come sail away with me ♪ >> bum-bum bum-bum ♪ come sail awa come sail away come sail away with me ♪ ♪ don't throw up on m don't throw up on me don't throw up on me ♪ >> hi, new york. >> working girl. working girl [ air horn ] >> yay >> oh. >> oh, jesus >> oh! >> jimmy: this might be a bad time, but is the ascot too much >> no. give it to me, so i can wrap my

head >> jimmy: thank you. >> karamo, how you doing >> oh, no. >> oh, no. [ bleep ♪ >> oh, my gosh ♪ >> it's so hard to make it sexy [ laughter ] >> woo >> oh, oh! >> puking. >> is he barfing >> ooh [ yelling [ laughter ] [ talking over each other >> jesus christ! ♪ some people wai a lifetime for a momen like this ♪ [ singing over each other ♪ i can't believe it's happening to me ♪

♪ some people wait a lifetim for a moment like this ♪ [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i'm the king of the hudson >> woo >> woo [ yelling [ applause ] >> that was so good. like karamo -- >> that was the worst thing ever >> worst thing ever. >> jimmy: i actually didn't think it was that bad. i didn't even get that wet >> i know. it was so shocking you look pretty good >> there's like a little drop of - >> oh! [ laughter ] ♪ come sail awa come sail away come sail away with me ♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: karamo, dude it was 30 seconds into the ride dude, he was like, "i'm out. [ laughter ] as we're stepping on to the boat, he was like, "i don't do well with boats. [ laughter ] i go, "you don't have to do it." he's like, "no, i'll do it." and then he was like - and i'm like -- we weren't even near the boat. i was like -- as soon as we got on, man oh, man. that guy made me laugh i love him my thanks to the fab five. [ cheers and applause "queer eye" season four is streaming now on netflix

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♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: our first guest is the biggest movie star in the world. you can see him alongside jason statham in "fast & furious presents: hobbs & shaw," which is in theaters and imax this friday. ladies and gentlemen, the one, the only, dwayne johnson [ cheers and applause ♪ ♪ >> all right >> jimmy: what love right there. from the new york city crowd [ cheers and applause

>> a lot of love nothing like new york city >> jimmy: you look great, buddy. everything's going well? >> everything's great, yeah. >> jimmy: last -- we were on the show, you had another little baby. >> i did, yeah baby tianna. ♪ [ cheers and applause thank you very much. thank you. so cute. >> jimmy: look at this oh, my gosh, she's so cute [ audience aws ] >> oh, my gosh >> jimmy: how old is she now >> oh, right now, she's 16-months-old and you know -- the love of my life, i have all daughters, which you do too. >> jimmy: yeah >> right and there's nothing like it. >> jimmy: nothing like it, i love it so much. what are they into what shows are they watching >> oh, my gosh big time into "peppa pig." >> jimmy: oh, yeah >> yes, they're into the "peppa pig." >> jimmy: oh um -- they're obsessed >> um, "spirit" the horse. >> jimmy: oh, no >> spirit. >> jimmy: i don't know oh, spirit >> spirit. >> jimmy: no, i don't know >> oh, we may have to educate you. >> jimmy: yeah >> yeah. >> jimmy: how about "dora the explorer"? >> "dora the explorer. >> jimmy: oh, man, that would get real annoying. [ laughter ] i can't wait >> yes >> jimmy: get ready for that >> do your daughters make you do the voices of like papa pig, daddy pig? >> jimmy: oh, grandpa?

>> yeah. [ snorting ] [ laughter ] yeah snorting [ snorting ] >> jimmy: muddy puddles. muddy puddles. i'm like, "all right, i can't take it anymore. i'll have nightmares about muddy puddles. i follow you on instagram, i love you, it's a very good follow by the way. >> thank you, i follow you too it's great [ cheers ] >> jimmy: you do everything -- you do everything extreme. you go hard. your workouts are amazing, and you put some of those on there, and then -- also, you also post your cheat meals >> yes, it's very important, the cheat meals. >> jimmy: look at your -- how do you - you were into pancakes [ laughter ] you were big into pancakes >> i'm into pancakes, i'm into sushi, and -- oh, like right there. >> jimmy: at the same time >> that is sushi and pancakes. >> jimmy: yeah >> which i wouldn't recommend that, but you got to give it a a shot what else? ah, yes. either more sushi, sandwiches. >> jimmy: those are good looking sandwiches >> oh, it's the best, dude and for me, i mean, the cheat meals though, it's like -- it's like church. you know it's like -- because you work out hard, and once a week, you treat yourself, and then, you know, i partake in that.

>> jimmy: yeah >> and i just -- i open my computer and -- but here's the thing, i have to wait until they're -- everybody is asleep that's the way i've got to do it i put the babies down to sleep everyone goes to sleep, lauren, everybody. so at like midnight -- >> jimmy: that's when you have your cheat - >> that's when i -- yes. and i'm like a troll, like, "oh, yeah. [ laughter ] >> open it up and -- all by myself >> jimmy: look at you. look at me, yeah [ laughter ] just got back from hawaii. >> i did, yes. >> jimmy: and you wanted to go there because you wanted to stop by the protest. what was going on? >> sure, so what's happening in hawaii right now is -- there are protesters on the big island in hilo, and there's a mountain mauna kea. and mauna kea, some of you guys may know this. mauna kea is a sacred place. it's a sacred place to native hawaiians, and there's a a telescope that's being propositioned to be built there that's 18 stories. eventually, it will be the size of a football stadium, and the issue that the native hawaiians have is that it's sacred land, there was some trust that was breached between them and the state, and the people that are trying to build the telescope.

and what i wanted to do was, get my boots on the ground, go there personally, and because i grew up in hawaii, and i understand what it's like to have that sacred land. and when i was -- it was really a beautiful experience it was so inspiring, because you have men and women and children and elderly, kapuna that we call them, who aren't leaving, and they're so steadfast and passionate about this land, about the sacredness of the land. so i joke that cheat meals were church, but the truth is, this mountain is their church, and it would be like building on their church so i wanted to go, get my boots on the ground there, and speak to them directly, get a deeper dialogue with them, and then i realized something that this is so much bigger than a telescope being built this is humanity these are human beings whose hearts are hurting, and i think

any time situations like that come up, whether it's -- and again, this is like a microcosm of the bigger things all around the world. or at least how i look at it when scenarios like this pop up, when you have human beings who are hurting, any culture around the world, that's our indication that we've got to stop let's be considerate, let's be empathetic, and let's always take care of our people. because at the end of the day, it always comes down to that, taking care of the people. >> jimmy: yeah [ chee and applause good for you for doing that. i'm glad you did that. >> thank you, jimmy. >> jimmy: when we come back, i want to talk about "hobbs & shaw. >> yes >> jimmy: more with dwayne johnson when we come back, everybody. [ cheers and applause ♪ [dog barking] [dog barking] [dog barking] [dog barking]

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let's talk about "hobbs & shaw. >> yes >> jimmy: this is "fast & furious" spin-off. >> yes >> jimmy: first spin-off >> first spin-off, yes so, the pressure's on. >> jimmy: yeah >> and i wanted to make a movie that if you're the fan of the "fast & furious movie," -- [ cheers ] you're going to -- woo! you're going to love "hobbs & shaw. [ laughter ] and if you've never seen a a "fast & furious" movie, then fingers crossed, you're going to love "hobbs & shaw. >> jimmy: you're going to get into this. yeah >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: and who is in it now, it's you and -- >> it's myself, jason statham. the second sexiest man alive, idris elba [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: the second yeah >> yeah. >> jimmy: hello, i'm the first yeah [ laughter ] >> vanessa kirby is in it. >> jimmy: oh, vanessa kirby is great. >> vanessa kirby is great. >> jimmy: but there's like -- it's over the top action >> over the top action it is bombastic. it's a big, big summer movie and also what i wanted to do was, of course, pay attention and pay homage to the "fast & furious" universe. the anchors, like, fast cars, cool cars, big action, family element. but also want to have our own identity you know >> jimmy: yeah >> with that then came all the

great comedy >> jimmy: dude, it's really funny. >> and we went out we got a few surprises, littered >> jimmy: i think people are going to go crazy. there's a couple good cameos in there. >> couple good cameos. setting up the future team >> jimmy: you can't say who? >> i can't say who it is no, no, no >> jimmy: if i went down the list of possible cameos -- [ laughter ] and then maybe just judging by your reaction maybe. >> just by my reaction >> jimmy: yeah, i mean, you won't have to say anything >> i won't say words then. >> jimmy: beyonce. [ laughter ] oprah. [ light laughter ] kevin hart [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause he just makes me smile cardi b. [ light laughter ] ryan reynolds? [ laughter ] dude, it's -

i'm going to say in the movie, the trash talking between you and statham -- >> statham is -- >> jimmy: jason statham is, dude, you guys rip each other. >> we do we do. >> jimmy: it's great >> and, you know, what's great about that, like, we discovered we had this chemistry in "fast: 8." >> jimmy: yeah >> so then that was the launching pad for this movie and what's great about jason is, you know, he is so by the book, and he likes so read what -- he likes to act what is on the page. and i do too >> jimmy: yeah >> but, you know, like you, we like to play let's stretch the scene out a little bit >> jimmy: let's have fun, yeah >> let's have fun. so i get to say that and i'm like, "okay, listen, i'm going to say something to you, i'm not going to tell you what it is just go with it. and he's like, "i don't know, mate." i'm like, "that's okay." [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that's -- yeah that's how he talks. >> "i don't know, mate i don't know, mate i don't -- i don't know, mate. >> jimmy: i don't know, mate >> yeah, it's okay, it's okay. >> jimmy: "i don't think i like it." >> yeah. [ laughter ] i don't know and then i say something to the effect of, "listen, here's the thing. if i hit you, then -- if i hit you, and my fist connects, you'll die [ laughter ] if i miss, the wind behind the

punch will give me pneumonia and your ass will die anyway so up to you." [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that's hilarious >> so it's up to you >> jimmy: but you also wrote some burns for yourself? >> oh, and that's what i do too. so that's the balance with jason statham or with anybody. so, if i'm going to talk trash in these scenes, and that's -- this is all "hobbs & shaw" is, by the way >> jimmy: yeah >> um, of just this great banter back and forth. then i offer up, "and here's what you could say about me. so for example, i said this on day one. this was our first day of shooting i said, "listen. and it's day one "i know, here's the script." >> jimmy: yep. >> "and we're going to say what's here. but, you know, let's -- let's" - >> jimmy: yeah >> "let's play a little bit, right? [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah >> so then i -- then i say - >> jimmy: now i'm nervous. [ laughter ] >> then i say -- and this made the movie. i say -- [ finger snap "you know what it is here's exactly why i don't like you. and i'm talking to jason statham. [ light laughter ] and i say, "'cause your voice -- there you go "'cause your voice, you sound like a prepubescent nasally harry potter." [ laughter and applause

and then -- so in order to get that through, i said, "but here's what you could say about me you could say, "oh, yeah, it's your face. it's your stupid big face. as if god projectile vomited right in my eyes." [ laughter and applause see? perfect. >> jimmy: and he did that? >> he did it, and it made the movie. and crowd goes crazy >> jimmy: oh, i love it. it's so much fun it's going to be the biggest movie of the summer. it is so fun to watch. go see it in the theater go see it in imax -- >> yeah. >> jimmy: -- if you can. >> yeah. >> jimmy: it's great i want to show everyone a clip here's dwayne johnson in "fast & furious presents: hobbs & shaw." take a look. ♪ >> now or never. >> i'm more of a now type of guy. >> on my three >> sure. >> one, two, three ugh! >> no one tells me what to do. ♪ [ gun shots

♪ [ gun shots ♪ [ groaning ] [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: dwayne johnson, everybody. "fast & furious presents: hobbs & shaw." >> "hobbs & shaw." >> jimmy: it's in theaters and imax on friday [ cheers and applause issa rae joins us after the break. stick around, everybody. [ cheers and applause ♪ hey, who are you? oh, hey jeff, i'm a car thief... what?! i'm here to steal your car because, well, that's my job. what? what?? what?! (laughing) what?? what?! what?!

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♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: our next guest is an emmy-nominated actress and a a "new york times" best-selling author she's also an executive producer of the new hbo series "a black lady sketch show", which premieres this friday at 11:00 p.m. please welcome issa rae. [ cheers and applause ♪ >> jimmy: welcome back >> thank you >> jimmy: welcome back i'm so happy to have you back. >> i'm so happy to be back with this live crowd. hey, y'all what up, quest >> jimmy: are you enjoying your summer are you having fun are you -- >> i'm having a great summer, actually >> jimmy: you are? >> yes >> jimmy: are you doing another -- did you do a yacht party yet >> the yacht party is actually this weekend >> jimmy: oh, really >> yeah, we're doing - i do a yacht party every year.

that came about because i tweeted one day. i was like, "oh, i just want to do yacht ish with my friends i want to be able to call them and be like, 'you all wanna yacht?'" and then one year -- [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that's just something -- just a random thing you want hey -- >> exactly, i wanted to use yacht as a verb. >> jimmy: yeah, "you guys wanna yacht today? >> "y'all wanna yacht or what? and then one day i was like, "oh, i could do this." and then did it, and it's been the most fun thing ever. >> jimmy: but, like, what do you do on the yacht? >> you just -- >> jimmy: chill? >> you drink >> jimmy: yeah >> you dance [ cheers ] you have a very good time. and it's just like, you know, friends and the best people. but this year i did a little too much it was the third year doing it, and i over-invited 'cause i'm just like, "oh, you do that, because people are going to drop out. >> jimmy: yeah, of course. >> that's inevitable but a lot of people aren't dropping out, so i don't know if we can -- [ light laughter ] i want to, like, force people to be like, "hey, you sure you want to come, 'cause" -- [ laughter ] you're not a problem, but nobody's - >> jimmy: not one person everyone said yes? >> not yet yeah, everybody's saying yes >> jimmy: oh, no >> which is a great problem to have, i guess. but i just don't want them >> jimmy: all right, let me

know how it works out. >> thank you [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: you've already had a a great summer, 'cause you just received an award. this is the emerging entrepreneur award >> yeah. >> jimmy: and you had -- you got good - very good buzz on your speech, by the way, which was very funny. >> thank you so much >> jimmy: how do you come up with that -- your idea for this >> i always -- it's always nerve-racking trying to figure out what you're going to say at these things >> jimmy: yeah >> and i was in the hair and make-up chair that same day. and i was just like, "what am i going to write?" and i was going to do the typical, like, i was grateful to get the award >> jimmy: you are honored. yeah >> i was honored, but, i was like, "mm, eff that. like, i want to be - [ laughter ] i want to be like not humble about it." and i started thinking about some of my favorite hip-hop artists who don't know what that means at all. they don't know what humility is and i was like, "that's how i need to move and that's how i need to operate. so i wrote that speech with that inspiration in mind >> jimmy: i want to take a a little bit of the speech here here's issa accepting the emerging entrepreneur award. >> emerging entrepreneur award,

duh bitches. [ laughter ] i'm closing all doors behind me so if you didn't make it in -- [ laughter ] oops, your bad figure it out. entrepreneur means, i did that [ bleep ] by myself. and to everybody who claims to have helped me get here, okay, and? [ laughter ] in conclusion, entrepreneur 'til i die i deserve this, bye. [ cheers and applause ♪ [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i love this 'cause it is so -- it is so not you >> it's definitely not me. i was really, really nervous about doing it but they took it really well >> jimmy: yeah >> they don't like - [ laughter ] >> jimmy: and you're back writing more "insecure," right >> i am. we're in the writers' room right now. it's super, super exciting >> jimmy: you've just blown up since the first time we had you on i mean, you're doing movies and everything so i mean -- and i'm happy that you're still doing "insecure," because -- >> of course i mean, that's like my bread and butter well, i mean, i love doing it

too. but it's my bread and butter um [ light laughter ] but, yeah, we're entering our fourth season. >> jimmy: yeah >> we're - [ cheers and applause thank you. i got really excited, because we usually do eight episodes every season and prentice and i, the show runner, decided that we were going to do ten this year. and so we knew that, like, four months ago and i was super excited to tell the public, our viewers. and so just recently announced it, and the response was like, "um, we didn't ask for that, we asked for 20 episodes or an hour." like they were mad ungrateful. [ laughter ] so - >> jimmy: we gave you two more shows. >> i mean, like, thank you we gave you two more episodes. but our viewers are just really rude, so [ laughter ] >> jimmy: we want 30 episodes. >> we want 30 episodes >> jimmy: we don want two episodes >> never enough. >> jimmy: let's talk about your other show now this is "a black lady sketch show." >> "a black lady sketch show." >> jimmy: congrats on this this is fantastic. >> thank you >> jimmy: it's hbo - >> yes, created by robin thede >> jimmy: oh, i love robin thede. >> she's phenomenal.

>> jimmy: yeah >> and you know, she -- this is her brainchild and -- >> jimmy: how did you get involved with robin? >> robin and i go really back. i was thinking about it and i used to work with larry wilmore for "insecure. and during that time it was just, like, the two of us, you know, working on this show together and then he got the opportunity for "the nightly show. >> jimmy: yeah >> and as he was developing that time, simultaneously, he used to always talk about robin and be like, "man, this girl is just -- she's phenomenal, man. she's just killing it. she's so smart." and i started to get jealous, like, "oh, who's this smart bitch that you keep talkin' 'bout? when we clearly had a bond [ laughter ] and so then when the show got picked up, he brought me on to audition as a correspondent. and i was mad nervous. and it turns out i was auditioning in front of her. and i bombed that audition but she was so gracious, she laughed at every joke, even though it wasn't funny she just made me feel great. and didn't get the correspondent role but i was just -- i appreciated that about her >> jimmy: yeah

>> and then for "insecure," we brought her in to audition for the role of tiffany, but we ended up choosing amanda seales, but still kept in touch and so when i heard her show, "the rundown" got cancelled, i love that show, love her, and could not wait and i was like, "girl, this is it we got to work together, what you got? and she brought "a black lady sketch show. >> jimmy: that's fantastic [ cheers and applause i want to show everybody a clip of "a black lady sketch show", which premieres friday at 11:00 p.m. on hbo. take a look. ♪ >> every morning i wake up one hour early to put on my fenty highlighter before my man wakes up i'm exhausted, but i can't let bae see me with my bare face, you know >> i've never been bare faced in front of a man. i'm afraid all the men i date wouldn't know what to do with a woman who takes her cheekbones off every night >> consider this hmm? do they even appreciate that you put 'em on in the first place? moreover, is a partner who doesn't appreciate the cheek work deserving of the cheek

twerk? >> never thought about that. that's cold. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i mean, how cool - [ cheers and applause angela bassett >> angela bassett! >> jimmy: angela bassett >> angela bassett. [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: how did -- i mean, what - is there other cameos in - >> oh, my god, there's so many cameos first of all, bow down to angela bassett >> jimmy: absolutely [ cheers and applause >> in a sketch called "bad bitch support group," you can't not have her as a leader >> jimmy: of course. >> and i feel like, that's why it was so easy to get her. she was like, "of course i'm a a bad bitch. of course i'ma do it." [ light laughter ] but we do have so many amazing cameos you know, like patti labelle, laverne cox, aja naomi king. >> jimmy: oh, my gosh. >> so many amazing guests that were just down to a part of this >> jimmy: i love that. congrats on this thing >> thank you >> jimmy: another cool new thing that you're doing. i love you issa rae, everybody. [ cheers and applause tune in to "a black lady sketch show," starting this friday. eddy grant performs for us after the break. stick around, everybody. [ cheers and applause ♪

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[ cheers and applause >> jimmy: are you ready! his most recent album, "plaisance", is available at eddygrant.com. performing his classic hit "electric avenue", with a little help from the roots give it up for eddy grant. [ cheers and applause ♪ ♪ ♪ boy

bo bo boy ♪ ♪ down in the stree there is violenc and a lots o work to be done ♪ ♪ no place to han out our washin and i can't blam all on the sun jimmy ♪ ♪ we gonna rock dow to electric avenue and then we'll take it higher ♪ ♪ oh we gonna rock down to electric avenue and then we'll take it higher ♪ ♪ working so hard like a soldier can't afford a thing on tv oh no ♪ ♪ deep in my hear i'm a warrio can't get food for them kid good god ♪

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feed everyone good god ♪ ♪ we gonna rock dow to electric avenue ♪ >> oh, lord, i gotta hear ya ♪ and then we'l take it higher ♪ ♪ oh no we gonna rock dow to electric avenue and then we'll take it higher ♪ ♪ >> i gotta hear you sing [ cheers and applause ♪ and then we'l take it higher ♪ ♪ who is to blame in one country never can ge to the one ♪ ♪ dealing in multiplication and we still can't feed everyone no no ♪ ♪ we gonna rock dow to electric avenue and then we'll take it higher ♪ ♪ oh we gonna rock down to electric avenue and then we'll take it higher ♪ [ cheers ] ♪ we gonna rock dow

to electric avenue and then we'll take it higher ♪ >> let me hear you sing, come on [ cheers ] ♪ oh we gonna rock down to electric avenue and then we'll take it higher ♪ >> one more time ♪ we gonna rock dow to electric avenue and then we'll take it higher ♪ [ cheers and applause >> thank y'all >> jimmy: that's how you do it >> thank you >> jimmy: that is how you do it >> thank you >> jimmy: eddy grant >> jimmy >> jimmy: oh, my goodness. >> jimmy >> jimmy: "plaisance" is out now. eddygrant.com. eddy grant [ cheers and applause oh, yes! >> jimmy >> jimmy: oh, yes! my thanks to dwayne johnson, issa rae eddy grant, ladies and gentlemen. [ cheers and applause >> thank you all >> jimmy: thank you for being here >> it's my pleasure. thank you. >> jimmy: and the roots, right there, from philadelphia, pennsylvania [ cheers and applause good job, guys stay tuned for "late night with seth meyers. thank you for watching have a great night i hope to see you tomorrow bye-bye. [ cheers and applause ♪

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