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wants to make halloween great again. get it. he and his family signed up as different democratic candidates. it was probably a good night. to be dressed as a lion or gorilla. something heavy to keep you warm. >> would have been perfect. >> exactly. >> the hair. the face mask. >> an ewok would have been cool. >> down for all those. tomorrow morning will be 38 in the tri-valley. >> a wookie. >> right in the forecast. >> no one is going to boo that. >> you are spook-tacula tonight. >> well, thank you. >> have a good night. applause ♪ >> steve: from studio 6b in rockefeller center in the heart of new york city, it's "the tonight show starring jimmy fallon."
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tonight, join jimmy and his guests - kristen stewart, gaten matarazzo, comedian pete lee, roots crewing the legendary >> questlove: boo. >> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: thank you, everybody thank you so much. welcome, welcome, welcome to "the tonight show. you're here, you made it [ cheers and applause this is the show to be at.
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kristen stewart is my guest tonight. i love kristen stewart [ cheers and applause she stars in the new movie, "charlie's angels. that's right, "charlie's angels" is expected to be the biggest female reboot until elizabeth warren gets elected in 2020. [ laughter ] yeah, "charlie's angels" is out in two weeks, but if you can't wait that long, you can always head to any bar tonight, and find three drunk women posing like this. [ laughter ] hey, i want to wish everyone a a happy halloween. [ cheers and applause listen to this, according to google, this year's most popular halloween costume is pennywise the clown from "it." >> steve: ooh. >> jimmy: the least popular halloween costume, once again, sexy rudy giuliani [ laughter ] i saw that the company that makes m&ms, snickers, and twix start preparing for halloween two years in advance meanwhile, the company that makes necco wafers made one batch 50 years ago, and has been selling them ever since [ laughter ] that's right, today is halloween, and everyone's in the spirit so we thought it would be fun
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to take a moment here, at the show, to talk about some of our biggest fears. i'll start my biggest fear is ghosts. tariq, how about you what's your biggest fear >> tariq: um, definitely, i'd have to say vampires >> jimmy: yeah i feel that, i feel that quest, what about you? >> questlove: uh, zombies, yeah >> jimmy: cool, cool, cool how about you, kamal what's your biggest fear >> falling in love, then getting my heart broken. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: all right. let's move on to someone else. how about -- ♪ >> sometimes you put yourself out there, and it can be really hard to be so vulnerable >> jimmy: what's going on? why are the lights like that [ light laughter ] >> you meet a nice girl, take her to quiznos [ laughter ] you both get toasted subs, and later you send her 50 texts. she writes back once it says, "yo, stop texting." >> jimmy: kamal, it sounds like she wasn't that into you, man. i think it's actually all for the -- all for the best. >> a couple months go by [ laughter ] you get a job at quiznos, hoping to bump into her. she never shows up
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so you just enjoy a lot of good, fresh turkey >> jimmy: wait a second. kamal, is this just one big plug for quiznos >> what can i say, jimmy [ laughter ] you got me [ applause ] quiznos. [ cheers and applause good for subs, bad for love. >> jimmy: thank you very much. those are our biggest fears there. thank you very much roots. some big news out of washington today. the house passed the rules for the impeachment probe, clearing the way for the potential impeachment of donald trump. >> the united states house of representatives, 11:29 am on the east coast, has passed this resolution providing for the rules for the impeachment of president donald trump jimmy: yeah. and right after it passed, rudy giuliani butt dialed 9-1-1. >> steve: oh [ laughter ] >> jimmy: today the house voted on a resolution to move forward with the impeachment inquiry and you could tell the democrats were pretty fired up about it just listen to them during the vote >> yay or nay, congressman thompson >> yeah, boy [ laughter ] >> congressman nadler? >> hootie hoo! >> congresswoman adams
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>> yas, queen! >> congressman scott ♪ ya ya ooh la la ya ya impeachment ♪ >> and speaker pelosi? [ rasta horn ] >> crack open the white claw [ cheers and applause >> steve: break open the white claw [ rasta horn ] >> together: break open the white claw [ laughter ] >> jimmy: this week twitter announced that it's banning all political ads. this is great news now twitter can just be the wholesome family friendly social media platform that it's always been. [ light laughter ] and finally i want to say congratulations to the washington nationals on winning their first world series [ cheers and applause the nationals are such a great team can we get a look at them? yeah, it looks like a pamphlet that comes with a norelco beard trimmer. [ laughter and applause we have a great show tonight give it up for the roots, everybody. [ cheers and applause ♪ ♪
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[ cheers and applause >> jimmy: we got a fun show tonight. kristen stewart is here. oh, i love kristen stewart [ cheers and applause she is hosting "saturday night live" with musical guest coldplay >> steve: oh, it's great >> jimmy: who -- they slipped me the record, by the way. it's fantastic >> steve: really >> jimmy: double album, yeah it's good -- it's a good jam i love coldplay. that will be this week on "snl." and then gaten matarazzo is here from "stranger things." >> steve: yeah [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: i love him and one of my favorite stand ups out there. we have standup from pete lee is here tonight. >> steve: oh [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: i'm going to see the grateful dead tonight. >> steve: oh yeah, it's tonight? >> it's a big deal i've been preparing for this for three months now andy cohen always asked me to go to the grateful dead, and i said, "i can't go because i just - i don't wanna be a poser i don't really know them that well." i know them a little bit, but i don't know them that well.
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>> steve: yeah >> jimmy: i don't wanna go and ruin his time. he's like, "you won't ruin my time." i go, "i just feel weird." >> steve: you don't want to be ungrateful [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that's true. and so, what he said to me was, "look, they're playing halloween night. madison square garden. i was like, "wow, that's cool. he's like, "what if i give you three songs every sunday for the next two months, or three months three months and start doing your homework. so i did and i know every song now. like all the b-sides the real -- the deep cuts. i went for it man, yeah. like, not just the hits. >> steve: right. >> jimmy: i'm in >> steve: in deep. >> jimmy: and i gotta say, i think i'm a dead head. >> steve: oh, nice [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: i mean i'm not going to tour with them and stuff. >> steve: right. >> jimmy: i don't think. maybe i'll stop doing the show, and just tour with the dead. >> steve: why not, man [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i actually love them they got, like -- it's bluesy, it's -- there's some psychedelic songs, there's a a disco jam in there like, greatful dead has got a lot of different sounds. i dig it so anyways, i'm doing that tonight. and who knows what's gonna happen on monday when i come back [ light laughter ] >> steve: ooh, or if you come back >> jimmy: i might be a a different person >> steve: yeah >> jimmy: i'll have like a a beard. >> steve: right. >> jimmy: like, "hey, what's up higgins? >> steve: tie dye, a lot of tie
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dye. >> jimmy: it's all tie dye birkenstocks it's all flip flops. >> steve: wallet chain, yeah man, you live large. you don't have - you don't have to look - >> jimmy: the great thing about it tonight is it's halloween so, i can dress up, and no one is gonna know it's me. so i can just go to the concert, and just watch the concert. can't wait >> steve: what are you gonna dress as >> jimmy: me >> steve: oh [ laughter ] >> jimmy: it's -- thank you. it's -- guys, it's the end of the week, and that's usually when i catch up on some personal stuff you know, i check my inbox, i return some emails, and of course, i send out thank you notes. and i was running -- [ cheers and applause i was running a bit behind today. so i thought, if you guys wouldn't mind, i'd just like to write out my weekly thank you notes right now. is that cool with you guys [ cheers and applause i love you james, can i get some halloween thank you writing notes, please ♪ thank you. perfect. [ light laughter ] thank you, washington nationals logo, for making every non-sports fan wonder, wait, why is everyone suddenly going nuts for walgreens
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[ laughter and applause >> steve: i did think that ♪ >> jimmy: thank you, new "terminator" movie starring 72-year-old arnold schwarzenegger, for being less, "i'll be back" and being more, "ow, my back." [ laughter and applause >> steve: ow, ow the chopper! ♪ >> jimmy: thank you, trick or treating, for giving kids the chance to collect candy, and adults the chance to judge their neighbor's home decor. [ laughter and applause ikea couch [ applause ] >> steve: oh ♪ >> jimmy: thank you, apple's new air pod pros, for finally answering the question, "what would it feel like to put tiny hair dryers in my ears." [ laughter and applause ♪ thank you, metal rakes, for looking like the starting gate for a tiny horse race.
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[ laughter and applause >> steve: thank you. ♪ >> jimmy: thank you, click pens, for making sure i never need to worry about finding a cap or finding a way to annoy my co-workers. [ laughter and applause there you have it. those are my thank you notes we'll be back with more "tonight show" everybody [ cheers and applause ♪ welcome to old navy tonight.
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that's my partner. >> tariq: your co-loser. >> jimmy: that's my partner -- >> tariq: got it >> jimmy: no, a co-winner. >> tariq: okay >> jimmy: and our opponent has a new netflix show called "prank encounters. please welcome gaten matarazzo everybody. [ cheers and applause ♪ how you doing gaten? >> good, how are you >> jimmy: good to see you, pal >> tariq: no, no eye contact >> no eye contact. >> jimmy: all right, gaten, your partner is tariq. >> okay. >> jimmy: the game works exactly like pictionary except the person who is drawing will be wearing one of these virtual reality headsets and the drawing -- drawing in 3-d space using a program called tilt brush. [ light laughter ] we will be able to see their point of view on the big screen upstage. you get 45 seconds per turn. i will go first. you guys can all take your seats. you sit there bud. all right, here we go. kristen are you good at pictionary >> i'm such a bad drawer [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: perfect, all right, good okay -- oh wait i need to choose something first right give me a number [ audience shouting >> jimmy: one guy just said three. here we go
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okay, all right. okay all right, so it's a person. >> what? [ light laughter ] what's going on? oh, my god [ light laughter ] >> the devil >> what? >> hands >> i don't ever want to meet this person. [ laughter ] is it donkey from "shrek?" >> i'm like, "is it me?" >> what? >> he's just saying ooh? >> jimmy: yeah, kind of. [ light laughter ] >> ooh, like - >> ooh >> oh? >> jimmy: he's saying -- [ light laughter ] i need - [ buzzer ] [ laughter ] >> tariq: it's a werewolf. >> jimmy: i'm awful at this. i'm sorry, so sorry.
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>> what is it? >> jimmy: that was terrible. that was supposed to be a werewolf [ laughter ] >> that was -- see, that was - you did a great job, i did not >> thank you thank you, i appreciate that see, that's a partner. >> yeah, i have a one track mind i'm like, "the devil, the devil, the devil, the devil. >> jimmy: no, gaten, your up >> tariq: ah >> oh my gosh. >> jimmy: gaten, you're up >> i'm nervous >> jimmy: no, don't be nervous >> i might pee [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: i already did. so you got to think of something original >> okay, good. i have a large head. >> jimmy: oh, before you put that on gaten, pick a number >> oh, that's right. [ audience shouting eight. nine's my -- nine is my lucky number >> jimmy: oh, i like nine. >> nine is my lucky number >> tariq: go nine. go nine. >> i don't know why. >> jimmy: is it your birthday or something >> no. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah >> yeah. okay, no, that's not bad that's not bad >> jimmy: good luck. >> no. >> tariq: you got this >> sorry dude. all right. >> jimmy: sorry man. all right here we go >> okie dokie. okay, can i start? yeah, i can start, okay. >> jimmy: yep, go. >> oh, it's an object. it's like an object. >> tariq: okay >> so you know okay
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wait, wait, not done yet [ laughter ] >> jimmy: tariq, how come you're not guessing? >> tariq: okay, it's the -- is it like -- a termite thing >> what? [ light laughter ] no no i don't know what else to do >> jimmy: walk around it give him - >> tariq: an ant farm. >> it's three dimensional. >> an ant farm, a hamster wheel. >> yes [ cheers and applause ♪ >> jimmy: what >> yeah! >> tariq: we do this >> jimmy: how did you get that >> tariq: we do this >> jimmy: how did you get that >> tariq: i mean, i just said - >> i have no idea how he got that >> jimmy: that is insane a termite hamster wheel. >> tariq: oh my god. synergy man. synergy bro. come on. >> whoo. >> jimmy: bud you're up. kristen, you're up oh, you want to pick a number first. >> tariq: there's nowhere to go from here but up [ audience shouting >> for sure. all right. >> jimmy: i'm not gonna look cause that would be cheating
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>> i just want to say, werewolf is not a person. [ laughter ] you know what i mean i was like - >> jimmy: that's what -- i agree with you it's like a character. >> tariq: it's a mythical figure >> jimmy: yeah >> oh man. >> tariq: person >> person. >> jimmy: werewolf >> cool, so i drew an action that's fun i'm going to draw this action. >> jimmy: draw this action it's going to be really fun. >> i'm going to look so cool doing it too, ready. >> jimmy: you look - >> here we go. >> jimmy: you look cool doing anything bud >> okay, so it's - >> it's an action, okay. it's a person. they have a hand they're waving they're giving out tickets candy bars they're chopping something that can't be -- that can't be it what has happened? >> wait, wait. >> jimmy: alright, they're happy, a beard they have a beard, and they're holding something, a candy bar a microphone is it santa claus? it's paper one, two, three on it. >> actually it's - >> what. >> both, guys -- >> tariq: it's a numbers runner >> no. wait, wait >> jimmy: okay, no, it's a a teacher? a teacher with an eraser a teacher with a ice cream a klondike bar it's a bearded teacher it's a bill from -- what's that
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game >> oh no [ buzzer ] >> jimmy: oh gosh. >> do we win by default? >> tariq: i mean, pretty much. >> i just started shooting [ talking over each other >> jimmy: it was an action, what was it? >> a selfie. you know what i mean >> tariq: wow. >> jimmy: man, that was good, that was good. i'm sorry. [ cheers and applause >> tariq: i mean, do i even need to get up i feel like -- i feel like we won regardless >> jimmy: well, here's the thing tariq, you think you won but i just heard from the booth. [ laughter ] this final round is worth 1,000 points >> oh cool, cool >> tariq: okay okay, okay >> jimmy: whoever wins this, wins the whole game. >> tariq: okay so here's the way it works - >> so wait, if i lose, you win >> jimmy: that's correct that's the way it is >> why >> jimmy: that's just the way life works >> okay. >> jimmy: gaten, you have to grow up sometime, buddy. i'm sorry. [ laughter ] >> tariq: he's all grown up. >> jimmy: so tariq, you're going to do it, but we're all going to guess >> tariq: okay >> jimmy: so whoever guesses wins >> oh. >> tariq: okay cool. >> alright >> jimmy: great. >> tariq: sweet. >> okay. >> jimmy: yeah, alright, what number >> tariq: i'm going -- [ audience shouting one, i'm going one, i'm going one. >> jimmy: alright bud, here you go good luck. >> tariq: this is --
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>> jimmy: come on, we got this we can still get the win >> tariq: a movie. >> do you guys know what it is [ light laughter ] cause i heard like, "oh. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, is it an action what is it tariq >> tariq: it's a person in a a film >> oh. >> jimmy: you got to pull the trigger tariq to start drawing >> tariq: shut up. [ light laughter ] >> it's an oval. it's a potato. it's not a potato. that's an angry man. >> jimmy: a vampire, dracula >> it's frankenstein it's a -- what >> jimmy: ears >> a ghost, it's casper? >> jimmy: oh, a lot of hair. >> oh, beetlejuice >> is it joker >> is it rick from "rick and morty? >> jimmy: the joker! >> tariq: oh [ cheers and applause ♪ >> jimmy: was it >> no, what'd he say what is it >> jimmy: joker? >> joker >> jimmy: we got it, joker [ cheers and applause i love it! kristen stewart. the best my partner, we got the win kristen stewart, gaten matarazzo, tariq trotter we're talking to kristen stewart after the break. stick around, everybody. come on back [ cheers and applause ♪
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♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: our first guest is hosting "saturday night live" this weekend with musical guest, coldplay. she also stars in the new movie, "charlie's angels," which is in theaters november 15th. please welcome, kristen stewart. [ cheers and applause ♪ >> jimmy: kristen stewart! thank you. thank you for dressing up. oh my gosh, you're spooky. this is spooking me out. >> oh god. i know - >> jimmy: it's freaky. happy halloween. >> i'm scary >> jimmy: what are you >> okay, it has a really long explanation, which makes my costume like -- very characteristically weird and
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awkward. because it's not like, i'm a a dead baseball player my girlfriend is a dead cheerleader. she's like a fearleader. and she was like, you know, when people ask us what we are we should say, well, we're socially irrelevant, hetero-normative gender roles that are dead. >> jimmy: wow, oh my gosh. how 2019 of you. >> i know, it's embarrassing [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: i'm so happy you dressed up do you normally -- what is your go to halloween costume? >> i like to be a vampire. [ laughter ] yeah >> jimmy: you can't. >> i know. >> jimmy: you can't. >> well, i like people to talk about me you know what i mean [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you're in the "twilight" movies. you can't be the vampire >> no, but it's more like "lost boys." >> jimmy: ooh, it is "lost boys." ooh, i like that do you go all out? do you decorate your house and everything >> yes >> jimmy: you do >> yes i do well, i have done, yeah. >> jimmy: yeah, i don't really go for it that much. >> yeah. >> jimmy: i don't really like to get scared, or any of that stuff. >> oh, really? >> jimmy: i'm not really into that no, no, i don't like - >> i don't get scared. >> jimmy: you never get scared
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>> i don't get scared. >> jimmy: boo! [ laughter ] you really don't i think you laughed at me. >> this one year i went like so completely wild at my house that my neighbors complained i had like a whole sort of scene -- murder scene, with a mattress that i did this to. and then the parents came, and they were like, "my kids are terrified and this is inappropriate. and it's too far." [ laughter ] and then i had other people coming up being like, "don't even listen to them. i'm like --" the cool mom thing, and i was like, "okay i'll get the body off the bed, but the bed stays. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: oh wow >> yeah. >> jimmy: you're a good neighbor yeah, that's very nice, you don't creep them out too much. >> i don't want to make kids like cry and stuff >> jimmy: of course not. you're hosting snl this weekend for the second time. >> yeah, dude. >> jimmy: are you psyched? >> i'm stoked. >> jimmy: is it fun? is it fun up there >> yes no, i feel less palpitation-y this time. >> jimmy: than the first time. >> great, i feel amazing yeah, yeah >> jimmy: yeah, cause you know most of the cast from the last time you hosted, right >> yeah. >> jimmy: that was a great show -- i loved it -- there was a little tiny hiccup at the beginning after your monologue do you remember that >> i should just hiccup through my whole monologue this time just be like - [ hiccup sounds
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>> jimmy: that's pretty good actually i like that character. but, i don't know if you remember, you cursed a little bit. >> i'm getting reprimanded again now. [ laughter ] i don't know if you remember, but -- >> jimmy: ah, ah, ah get out a ruler. >> yeah. >> jimmy: yeah, what happened? did you just blank or did you just -- >> no, i was feeling really present and in the moment. and so i didn't blank, i actually was like really giving her. [ light laughter ] yeah, it was like the one time i stepped off the teleprompter, cause it's at the end. and i go like, "anyway, i am really excited." instead of "really" i said, not that [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah >> and yeah, it was -- i never, honestly -- i had someone speak -- numerous people come up to me like four different times before the show because i'd been kind of stumbling through rehearsal. cause i was really self-conscious and embarrassed, and i was like, "i can't do this until it's the moment." and like, it's game on and so i was like -- [ mumbling ] and a lot of that was cursing. and then they were like, you can't do that on the show. you cannot do that on the show
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and i did it on the show and then - [ laughter ] >> jimmy: absolutely don't do it on the show, yeah >> i was like, "would i ever what do you think i am i would never do that. >> jimmy: yeah, then right out of the gate you did it >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: but they loved you so much, they wanted you back cause you're really good aw, they love you, yeah. and coldplay, which is awesome i heard their new record it'is fantastic. >> i just saw them rehearsing, it was really fun. >> jimmy: they're amazing. we made chris martin - >> chris martin goes, "hey, chris martin from the band coldplay." >> jimmy: yeah >> it was like, "yeah. >> jimmy: i kind of know who you are. [ laughter ] yeah, i know who you are >> yeah. >> jimmy: last time he was on the show i made him do the worm >> oh, cool. >> jimmy: i was like, "do you breakdance do you dance at all? he was like, "i guess i could. i go, "could you do the worm?" he was like, "all right. and he just did the worm all the way over to the roots. >> that's full on. >> jimmy: i was like, that was pretty awesome yeah >> do you dance? not really >> jimmy: not really >> just kind of a little bit >> jimmy: i'm chris martin from coldplay yeah [ laughter ] so, let's talk "charlie's angels." >> okay. >> jimmy: congrats on this that's super fun >> thanks. >> jimmy: this is elizabeth banks directing? >> yes >> jimmy: and you get to be very funny in this, which i love to see your funny side. you don't get to do that many comedies and funny stuff >> yeah. yeah, it was fun
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it was fun to do it with her because she's like very funny to me. >> jimmy: yeah, she actually is, yeah >> yeah, she's really funny and i always joke around i genuinely think that if something's supposed to be funny, i will like suck the funny out of it. i will just like, all the air in the middle -- >> jimmy: what are you talking about? >> i mean, like, all i think about stuff -- >> jimmy: we always have fun when you're on my show you're always funny. >> i mean, you know. i'll take that, but all i'm saying is, i felt safe doing it with her i kind of just knew that she's such a winner, that girl doesn't lose you know what i mean >> jimmy: yeah >> she's just so -- and i'm so proud of the movie as far as i'm concerned, she knocked it out of the park. [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: oh get the reference, yo! can you set up the movie at all? what do people out there expect if they don't know the tv show or the other movies? >> okay. so the charlie's angels are a network of women across the globe working together to fight all things that suck so, we're like a philanthropic
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company. initially, in the show, there's three girls. there's three of us in this as well we're a team, but it's actually this -- the company's really grown. and so it's like -- you know, the idea that charlie is really just what connects us all and makes us stronger and better and able to sort of -- you know, strength in numbers and girl power and all of that it's fun, and it's like stupid sometimes in the best way, cause girls know how to be silly and weird with each other. >> jimmy: yeah, you wear wigs, and it's fun >> yeah, it's dumb, it's fun >> jimmy: it's just fun. >> yeah. >> jimmy: i want to show everyone a clip. here's the super cool, super fun, kristen stewart in "charlie's angels. take a look. >> bosley? >> evening angels. this looks very promising. outstanding, but what about australian johnny? >> tada. >> you're going to regret this i was going to give you the world. >> the thing is, is you just talk way too much. you're super clingy, and you
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come on way too strong >> you are the most incredible woman that i've ever met >> i know. so that's four months surveillance, two countries, and the most embarrassing date i have ever been on in my life are we good? >> i will address this to the u.s. justice department along with all your new friends here we're good to go [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: that is kristen stewart, everybody knocking it out of the park. >> that's right. >> jimmy: "charlie's angels" is in theaters november 15th. see her hosting "saturday night live" this weekend gaten matarazzo joins us after the break. stick around, everybody. [ cheers and applause ♪ pokes.
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>> jimmy: you know our next guest from the show "stranger things" and he's the host of "prank encounters" which is available now on netflix everyone, please welcome gaten matarazzo. [ cheers and applause ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: welcome back to the show, buddy. >> thank you for having me >> jimmy: i love having you here oh, happy halloween, by the way. >> happy halloween i got celebratory -- >> jimmy: yeah, you got a little orange on there >> got a little orange happening. >> jimmy: what would you be doing if you weren't doing our show on halloween? >> uhm - i'd probably be home eating way too much sugar and watching a lot of horror movies, most likely by myself >> jimmy: oh really? yeah >> yeah. >> jimmy: you don't go trick or treating >> no.
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>> jimmy: no >> well, no. >> jimmy: you're done with that >> i've always -- well, the thing is, is that, like, i never got to have a year where it was like, oh, last year of trick or treating. 'cause, like, i've been working the past couple of years >> jimmy: yeah, that's right >> but, like, now i'm 17 so i can't have one last hoorah 'cause now i'm technically - next halloween i'm going to be an adult >> jimmy: yeah [ light laughter ] you don't wanna go trick or treating anymore >> i'm a senior. >> jimmy: i have a picture of you trick or treating. >> oh, god >> jimmy: the first season of "stranger things" with finn wolfhard. >> ah. >> jimmy: look at baby gaten >> ah. [ audience aws ] >> jimmy: look at these kids >> yep >> jimmy: who were you what were you guys >> i was a zombie hunter >> jimmy: you were a zombie hunter >> like it literally said on the packaging. it said, zombie hunter [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah >> like, generic zombie hunter >> jimmy: and finn was >> and then finn was like, "hell yeah --" >> jimmy: i'll be a zombie, yeah >> i'll be a zombie. >> jimmy: i gotta say congrats is this is your senior year? >> it's my senior year it is. [ cheers and applause yeah ah >> jimmy: look at this look at this look at the graduate look at that [ cheers and applause that's what i'm talking about. >> yep >> jimmy: aw, that's the headshot, buddy. that's the headshot. >> i want to make that my headshot >> jimmy: you have to. you have to. >> i'll have to do that. >> jimmy: use that for your headshot
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how is high school going how are your classes >> i love it i took a bunch of elective classes this year. 'cause there's no, like, requirements any more, pretty much i'm a senior like, the only requirements are gym and english. >> jimmy: what >> yeah. i don't know why at least in my school district it is. >> jimmy: wow. >> yeah, so. no math, no science. no en -- yes, english no, math, science, history >> jimmy: what are your electives? what did you take? >> video production. [ light laughter ] yeah uhm -- [ laughter ] so, you, like, you make little movies in class. and it's fun like, i'm actually a host on the morning announcements. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: no, do you really do that >> yeah. i do >> jimmy: i used to do that when i was in high school. >> you did wonderful. >> jimmy: yeah >> well now you -- look at that [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, well so what do you do? what do you say? >> all the news. >> jimmy: good morning, everybody. >> good morning, pinelands [ laughter ] yeah, it's like, i love it it's so much fun but -- >> jimmy: are you back to filming? or when does that start? they sent out a teaser >> they did. >> jimmy: and then - but i -- it really is a teaser, because i have no idea what it means >> i have no idea what any of it means >> jimmy: you don't?
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>> no, genuinely, i do not >> jimmy: you don't know anything >> i want to know. >> jimmy: yeah [ laughter ] what do you want to happen >> i want dustin to be completely out of the loop and for him to be like at, like, a a field trip or, like, a family vacation at disney world for like the whole season. [ laughter ] and so - and so all the bad stuff is happening. >> jimmy: yeah >> wherever it is, 'cause it says it's not in hawkins anymore, which is cool but maybe that just means that dustin's in florida. and, like, every 20 minutes it just cuts to him on space mountain [ laughter ] >> jimmy: just he's having a a good time. >> just having a fun time. >> jimmy: yeah >> but then, like, he comes -- just, like, post-credit he comes back like, whatever happens has happened and i'm like, "what did i miss?" >> jimmy: yeah [ laughter ] season three, which by the way, thank you for coming on our show to promote that season three is the most watched show on netflix. do you know that with 64 million people >> i can't believe that. [ cheers and applause that's amazing >> jimmy: 64 million >> it's insane that's insane. thank you. thank you. >> jimmy: that's awesome >> it's really, really exciting yeah, very excited about that.
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>> jimmy: i think the biggest takeaway from this season, there was a lot of good moments, but my favorite was you singing "never ending story. >> sure. >> jimmy: i love that. [ cheers and applause did you know that movie or that song >> i knew the movie. i definitely -- i didn't, like, know the song by heart but, like, i obviously heard the song, because i've seen the movie a lot. >> jimmy: do you remember the lyrics >> yeah, i remember the lyrics [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i mean, we have a microphone here. i mean, we have the best band in the whole world [ cheers and applause i'm just saying. >> i'm only doing it if you sing it with me. jimmy, because i know that you -- i think it would be a a good idea if we sang it together >> jimmy: ready? >> yeah. okay i'm so nervous oh my gosh yes. all right. two three. ♪ ♪ turn around sing it with me! look at what you see in her face ♪ ♪ the mirro of your dreams make believe ♪
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that's not it. [ singing jibberish i'm singing the harmony! [ singing jibberish that's it! [ singing jibberish ♪ never ending stor ah ah ah ah ah ♪ >> jimmy: thank you. >> i think that might have been better than the original >> jimmy: yeah, totally. can you believe we didn't plan that, guys [ laughter ] we really proved it. we really proved it. yeah >> totally >> jimmy: let's talk about your new show on netflix. >> well thanks >> jimmy: this is "prank encounters." >> it is >> jimmy: now are you a prankster in real life or no >> i am now. >> jimmy: yeah [ light laughter ] >> uh-huh. well, like - no, but, like, before the show, i guess the most i would go with the pranks would just be hiding behind the door and waiting for someone to walk by and just jump out and scare 'em. >> jimmy: yeah >> mm-hmm. sometimes i'd accidentally do it to my cats. [ light laughter ] no, like, i just wouldn't pick
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who i wanted to scare. >> jimmy: but you couldn't tell - >> i would wait behind a door and wait for any footsteps and, like, my cats would be running. and i'd think somebody's running. and i'm like, "ah! my could would, like - [ laughter ] yeah >> jimmy: so when you -- >> actually now they hate me >> jimmy: so when you didn't sell the show "cat pranks," then what happened [ laughter ] that's your next thing >> cat pranks. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: but what is "prank encounters"? what is it >> well, they came to me they said they wanted to make one of these new shows like, there was a couple -- they haven't had one in a while that's been on the air >> jimmy: like a "punk'd" type >> or a "scare tactics" type thing. >> jimmy: yeah >> and they said they wanted to do a horror themed one and they had big ideas for these really big pranks that no one's ever tried to do before. and having two people involved at the same time that was their big idea, having two people join forces, in a a way, or, like, try and see how they interact, depending on the situation they've been put in they wanted a host and, like, they came to me and they were like, "do it." i was, like, "cool." >> jimmy: that's perfect >> yeah. >> jimmy: well, i mean, you're a charming guy >> well, thank you >> jimmy: i like you in
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everything >> thank you, sir. >> jimmy: i like you in your commercials. whatever you're doing, i love seeing you i just -- i want to see more of you. >> thank you oh, thank you. >> jimmy: i want to show everyone a clip. here's gaten in "prank encounters." take a look at this. >> guys! guys >> run >> let's run >> don't go close to the car >> i know what's happening i know what's happening. okay >> move the car, move the van! >> you're fine trust me, you're fine. i can explain everything you guys - you're on my new netflix show "prank encounters. >> you're just that kid from "stranger things"? >> this is a prank [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: i love the guy who didn't say anything. gaten matarazzo, everybody [ cheers and applause "prank encounters" is available now on netflix we'll be right back with stand-up from pete lee stick around [ cheers and applause ♪ [ "turn around, look at me" -the vogues ] ♪ there is someone
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♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: our next guest is the host of "the snugglestorm" at apple podcast. the snugglestorm please welcome one of our favorites, the very funny, pete lee, everybody. [ cheers and applause ♪ >> ah, thank you guys so much.
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hi, how are you? woo. [ cheers ] yeah, hi, guys my name is pete, this is my face, i look like a dentist. [ laughter ] i have a vibe look i'm not just your dentist, i'm your friend. [ light laughter ] yeah, hard core guy. i know it's weird that my hands are free, cause i look like a guy that's holding on to his virginity, super tight [ laughter ] but oh, no, i smash. [ laughter and applause i'm all about respecting women and smashing [ laughter ] sometimes i'm like, "yeah, do you like that? okay, just checking. [ laughter ] yeah i got mistaken for being, like, a really bad guy the other day i was in one of those college campus like safe space coffee shops. and -- [ light laughter ] and i burned my mouth on my coffee really bad. and i go, "aww!"
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this girl, she goes "excuse me, but that is toxic masculinity. [ light laughter ] and i was like, "oh, i'm me. i'll take any masculinity. [ laughter and applause thank you. [ cheers and applause yeah i was like, "thank you so much." [ laughter ] and then she wanted to argue with me. and i was like "i'm sorry, i can't, i'm doing a conflict cleanse. [ laughter ] and she's like "what?" and i was like, "mindfulness." [ laughter ] i think i'm like the furthest thing from a toxic man look at me i'm like pure joy in a person. [ light laughter ] i look like if cbd oil had a a mascot [ laughter and applause like you're just a few drops away from a smile. [ laughter ] you're know i'm like a - have you ever been sitting down on your toilet and your bathroom door is shut. and you're like, "i am all alone. [ light laughter ] and all of a sudden your cat's paw slips under the door [ laughter ] and he's like, "no, you're not
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i want to be in there with you so bad!" [ laughter ] that's like me but with friendship [ laughter ] or have you guys ever been in a stadium, you have your tickets in your hand somebody's sitting in your seat nightmare, right not this guy, i'm like, "oh, we can share. [ laughter ] i'm like, "shoulders in. it's a snuggle storm." [ laughter ] here's a life hack if you're everybody at a movie theater, stadium, just siting on the bus you make direct eye contact with your seat mate. [ light laughter ] and then you wiggle. [ light laughter ] you'll get your own row. [ laughter ] yeah [ applause ]
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that's actually the best way to avoid conflict in life, right? all my friends are studying jujitsu, mma, kickboxing you don't got to do all that make eye contact, wiggle [ laughter ] no one will fight you. [ laughter ] i was in a bar the other night i spilled this man's beer. he goes, "hey! you want to take this outside? i was like, "be right there. [ laughter and applause i got outside, i was like, "where is he [ laughter ] oh, stranger hooty-hoo. you want to wiggle together? i need to get some clip on hair extensions, just so i can accentuate my wiggle you want to go, bro? [ light laughter ] except i started losing my hair up here so i'd have to clip them on to the crown like a wedding veil [ light laughter ] yeah i didn't know that i was going bald, but i was sitting at my kitchen table with my girlfriend who is real
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[ light laughter ] okay, that laughter was hurtful. [ laughter ] we're sitting there. and i leaned under our kitchen table lamp and it shined on my bald spot. and my bald spot was like -- ♪ ah [ light laughter ] and my girlfriend noticed, because she has eyes [ light laughter ] and my girlfriend is one of the kindest people that i've ever met in my life but here's how she decided to tell me. she reached over and touched the skin of my bald spot and then she looked me in the eyes and she goes, "oh, no [ laughter ] oh, oh, oh, no oh no. and i was like, "never make that noise again." [ laughter ] then she goes, "but babe, if i had something wrong with me i would want you to tell me. yeah, every part of my soul was like, "it's a trap." [ laughter ] no woman wants you to notice her flaws and then communicate
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with her about them. no, blinders on. snitches get stitches. [ laughter and applause thank you, yeah. [ applause ] no woman would want the man that loves her to be like, "oh, mustache [ laughter and applause oh, oh, oh." [ laughter and applause "that's a sombrero for your mustache." [ laughter ] if you did that, you'd be dead by sun down. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause thank you, very much thank you. ♪ >> jimmy: pete lee, everybody. [ cheers and applause download "the snugglestorm" now at apple podcasts. we'll be right back, everybody that was fantastic great! [ cheers and applause ♪
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♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: my thanks to kristen stewart, gaten matarazzo, pete lee once again! [ cheers and applause snuggle storm. and the roots right there, from philadelphia, pennsylvania [ cheers and applause stay tuned for "late night with seth meyers. thank you for watching have a great night i hope to see you tomorrow bye-bye, everybody [ cheers and applause ♪ ♪
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♪ [ cheers and applause ♪ >> announcer: from 30 rockefeller plaza in new york, it's "late night with seth meyers. tonight -- timothee chalamet, star of "harriet," actress cynthia erivo, music from miranda lambert featuring the 8g band with emily moon ♪ [ cheers and applause ladies and gentlemen, seth meyers. >> seth: good evening. i'm seth meyers. this is "late night. how's everybody doing tonight? [ cheers and applause that is wonderful to hear. in that case, let's get to the news today is halloween, and the house of representatives passed a resolution that formalized the impeachment inquiry into president trump.

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