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glass fire remains extremely active. jeff, what are you seeing here? >> they definitely could get worse. starting to see sustained winds 15 to 25 miles per hour in mountains of the east and north bay. as i showed you earlier, big focus across the fire zones, could see gusts 15 to 30 miles per hour in the hills. coming out of the north. evacuation in place, all spots where the embers and flames could head back again. >> crews remaining on the lines next several days. thanks for joining us here at 11:00, hope to see you back tomorrow. ♪
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>> steve: from rockefeller center in the heart of new york city, it's "the tonight show" starring jimmy fallon join jimmy and his guests -- bts. chris colfer stanley cup champions the tampa bay lightning. and featuring the legendary roots crew and now here's your host, jimmy fallon ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: hi yeah, hey! thank you very much. welcome to "the tonight show," everybody. let's get to the news and jokes. well, guys, i hope everyone's doing a little better after last night's presidential debate my only wish for tonight is that you laugh at these jokes as much as joe biden laughed at president trump. [ laughter ]
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>> so you didn't - >> what about the question >> i will say -- >> sir - >> jimmy: ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ♪ ha, ha, h ♪ ha, ha, h ♪ ha, ha, ha [ laughter ] >> jimmy: after last night's disaster, trump and biden both confirmed they will appear at the next debate. meanwhile americans were like, "yeah, you guys have fun with that." i can't believe there's two more of these. it's like getting food poisoning at chipotle, then trying to clean out your system with more chipotle [ audience oohs reviews of last night's debate are in and here's what the media had to say >> this was the most chaotic presidential debate i've ever seen >> what happened on that debate stage is unlike anything that's ever happened on a presidential debate stage >> that was a hot mess inside a dumpster fire inside a train wreck. >> it was undignified at many
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times, it was cringeworthy >> i'm at a bit of a loss for words here to describe what we just witnessed >> that was a [ bleep ] show [ laughter ] >> jimmy: it's not a good sign when the presidential debate gets the same reviews as "cats. [ audience oohs [ laughter ] seriously, it was like watching "the view" on bath salts it was like watching a debate between two dj air horns [ air horn ] [ laughter ] it was a lot to stomach. if the debate aired on netflix, they would have had a popup that asked, "how are you still watching?" like the "new york post" headline said, "a hot mess of a debate." "washington post" one that said "trump sets the tone for the worst presidential debate in living memory. this headline said, "millions stay up until 4:00 a.m. googling, 'how do i move to canada?' [ laughter ] this one said, "duggarita stock up 75%."
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finally this last headline says, "priest seen yelling, 'yes, today, satan.' [ laughter and applause "yes, today, satan." oh the debate was crazy some people compared it to a a circus and get this, during cnn's post-debate coverage, van jones shared a message from actual circus workers >> circus workers actually reached out to my team they say, "actually, we take offense. we are careful and respectful people and we work very carefully together." so even circus workers are taking offense, this was worse than a circus. >> jimmy: yeah [ laughter ] clowns don't want to be compared to trump. they were like, "sure we both wear a lot of makeup, but we pay way more in taxes. [ laughter ] you know what's a crazy night when a guy on cnn very seriously says, "i've just received a message from some circus workers [ laughter ]
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they're not pleased. of course, one of the biggest moments that everyone's still talking about is when frump failed to condemn white supremacists and instead told them to stand back and stand by here is some reaction to that comment. >> it was really a sad night for our country in that the president of the united states would not dissociate himself from white supremacists. >> sir, should the president have condemned white supremacists last night at the debate >> of course of course. >> i think he misspoke i think he should correct it if he doesn't correct it, i guess he didn't misspeak >> donald trump blew the biggest lay-up in the history of debates by saying -- not condemning white supremacists. >> jimmy: yeah, it's not good when you ask the president if he'll condemn white supremacy and the "jeopardy!" music starts playing in his head while he thinks it over. ♪ ♪ [ laughter ]
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>> jimmy: thank you. that was my "jeopardy! space work i can do other - >> tariq: hey! >> jimmy: thank you very much. >> tariq: you pay for it >> jimmy: i know, yeah i do other game shows. i do whatever you guys want. i do birthday parties. if your kid likes a certain game show, i'll do that. you know, space work, i don't bring any props. i let the kid imagine where i am, what i'm holding [ laughter ] could be a light pen, could be a -- you know, a buzzer, could be -- it's just a lot of fun ♪ >> jimmy: no, no, please, i can't do it. not now, i'm too busy. my wife and kids are here. don't make me do it. don't make me do it. ♪ >> jimmy: i just don't - ♪ >> do it ♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: wait -- please don't -- i'm trying to eat my dinner, trying to eat my dinner >> tariq: on that one it looked like you were doing math,
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though >> jimmy: yeah, i was. that's correct ll that's what -- that's the whole fun of it, yeah. i let you have your own adventure, you know? >> tariq: yeah >> jimmy: you're welcome >> tariq: the human escape room >> jimmy: yeah >> tariq: love it. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: talking about my brain? a human escape room, yeah, trying to get out. i saw this morning "fox & friends" tried offering trump some tips for the next debate. check out how they did it. >> here's my advice for the president on the next debate one, interrupt less. two, let biden flail around. and three, sum it up >> jimmy: "fox & friends" is just slowly turning into "sesame street" for trump. [ laughter ] "loaf of bread, container of milk, stick of butter. loaf of bread, container of milk, stick of butter. loaf of bread. and finally, this isn't good i read that more people are experiencing cracked teeth
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they're experiencing cracked teeth and the reason is pretty interesting, take a look >> one dentist says he's seeing five or ten times more cracked teeth a day, that's what's happening with stress in the pandemic anxiety can cause you to clench or grind your teeth more at that, and that in turn can cause your teeth to crack. >> jimmy: man, oh, man in 2020, even our teeth are divided. [ laughter ] we have a great show for you tonight. it is bts week on "the tonight show." [ cheers and applause and tonight, i'll be talking to bts. we'll be playing a fun new dance game with bts. and we've got another exclusive performance to debut from bts. you don't want to miss that. plus his new book "a tale of witchcraft" is available now chris colfer is here [ cheers and applause and from the stanley cup champion tampa bay lightning, team captain steven stamkos, nikita kucherov, and mvp victor hedman are here tonight [ cheers and applause champs but first, guys -- but first,
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guys -- do you like dancing? [ cheers ] do you have trouble expressing your feelings? >> tariq: i do >> jimmy: well, earlier today bts and i solved that problem. this is "dance your feelings." check it out ♪ dance your feelings yea dance your feeling yeah ♪ >> jimmy: yeah, now here's how it works i will hit this button which activates the emotion generator. it will land on a random feeling, and then two people compete head to head to improvise a dance that embodies that feeling the rest of us will judge who danced the feeling better and the winner will move on to the next round round one. jungkook and v ♪ let's see what emotion you get [ game show sound joyful >> joyful! >> jimmy: so you have to dance what joyful means. ready, set, go ♪
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>> jimmy: wait, what is he -- oh my. v, you're in trouble, dude what are you - ♪ [ buzzer ] [ applause ] >> jimmy: who do you think won that round >> winner is - [ drumroll ] v. >> jimmy: he didn't even do -- he was like this he was like this that was so funny. all right, v got that one. next face-off. jimin and j-hope >> the best two dancers in the team [ game show sounds ] >> show me what you got. show me what you got >> jimmy: shy. >> shy >> jimmy: ready, set, go ♪ [ speaking in a foreign language ] ♪ [ buzzer ]
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>> oh! >> jimmy: i love that that is shy. >> i'm shy >> the winner is - >> j-hope! ♪ >> jimmy: next face-off, oh, no, it's me against rm >> oh, let's go. ♪ [ game show sounds ] >> jimmy: surprise >> surprise. >> jimmy: are you ready? go ♪ [ laughter ] ♪ [ buzzer ] >> jimmy, jimmy. winner is jimmy! ♪ >> jimmy >> jimmy: i knew you were going to make me win you just want to see me -- you want to see me out of breath the last matchup of round one, jin and suga ♪
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[ game show sounds ] >> let's go. >> jimmy: calm >> calm! >> jimmy: calm >> calm! >> jimmy: ready, set, go ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: oh, suga >> whoa, whoa, whoa! >> jimmy: he's doing some yoga stretching, some back stretching [ buzzer ] >> jimmy: that is the move [drum roll ] >> winner is jin ♪ >> jimmy: oh, congrats all right, time to move on to the semifinals ♪ for this round, it's not just one emotion, it is experiences okay our first semifinal, v versus j-hope ♪ >> j-hope! [ game show sounds ]
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>> jimmy: wow. your jacket getting stuck in the car door ready? go ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: oh my god. oh my god. >> what, what, what, what? [ buzzer ] >> jimmy: oh my gosh that was so good i don't know who to pick they were both great [ drumroll ] >> j-hope! ♪ >> j-hope! >> jimmy: well done, well done i agree, j-hope, that was great. that was great our other semifinal match, here we go. it's jin and me. ♪ [ game show sounds ] >> jimmy: accidentally taking a sip of someone else's drink. >> okay, jin jin! >> jimmy: ready? go ♪
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♪ >> the winner is - [ drumroll ] >> jin ♪ >> jimmy: jin, you got that one. all right, we have our finalist it is j-hope versus jin! ♪ >> yeah, let's go! >> jimmy: let's see what you got. [ game show sounds ] >> oh! >> jimmy: watching netflix for five hours and getting a dead leg. ready, go! ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: what is he doing with his tongue ♪ what he's doing with the tongue this is hilarious. [ buzzer ] >> jimmy: i don't know, man.
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>> the winner is - [ drumroll ] >> jin ♪ >> jimmy: jin, you're the champ! ♪ thank you so much for playing with me. i miss you guys. i love you guys. thank you for coming on the show my thanks to bts stick around, we'll be right back with more "tonight show," everybody! ♪ ♪ dy-na-na-na, na-na, na-na,eh ♪ ♪ dy-na-na-na, na-na, na-na, ♪ ♪ eh dy-na-na-na, na-na, na-na, ♪ ♪ eh light it up, dynamite ♪ shining through the city with a little funk and soul ♪ ♪ so i'ma light it up like dynamite ♪ ♪ 'cause, ah-ah, ♪ ♪ shining through the city with a little funk and soul ♪ ♪ i'm a light it up like dynamite, whoa ♪
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♪ >> jimmy: my first guests are one of the biggest groups on the planet they've had four number one albums faster than any group since "the beatles." their latest single "dynamite" hit number one on the billboard hot 100 chart and tops the itunes charts in over 100 countries. here is bts! >> here we are, bts! >> jimmy: welcome back welcome back welcome. and thank you for being on the show all week. i love you guys. you know, it has been two years almost to the day since you first came on this show.
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and during that time - >> time fast >> jimmy: i know, so fast. during that appearance, i asked -- i remember talking to you guys and i said, "what's next for bts what's next? and suga, do you remember what you said >> go grammy >> grammy! >> jimmy: you're like grammys, grammys, grammys and since then, you've presented, you've performed, and i have a feeling this year you're going to be nominated what would a grammy nomination mean to you? >> yeah, the grammys is definitely the most honorable music award, you know, that evaluates the prominence and the musical odyssey of an artist so we all grew up watching the grammy awards and we especially remember the 2009 one with the suits, t.i., jay-z, m.i.a. we just watched all of it. and, you know, it's -- so doing a bts solo performance with our own song and winning the grammys are kind of awesome, also a dream that has naturally
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grown inside us. winning a grammy at this particular time could give like greater hopes and dreams to a lot of people, especially our army and jimmy [ laughter ] >> yeah! >> jimmy: i think "dynamite" couldn't have been a bigger, bigger smash i mean, it was massive a lot of -- a lot of firsts for you guys first all-english song >> uh-huh. >> jimmy: first song to hit number one on the billboard hot 100. >> one >> jimmy: first korean group ever to achieve that milestone what was your reaction like the night you found out "dynamite" was number one >> we couldn't believe our eyes, looking at the chart >> yeah. >> it felt like a dream. >> whoo! whoa >> amazing >> it's real is this real it's real. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: it's real, it's definitely real. you had the number one song in the world for two weeks in a a row. and now it's back at number one this week. >> thanks to jimmy >> yeah, jimmy [ laughter ]
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>> jimmy: the music video also broke a guinness world record for the biggest video debut in history, over 101 million views in its first 24 hours. also the most commented on video in youtube history you actually weren't going to release the song when you did. can you talk about what changed your minds >> people around the world have been going through a difficult time because of the pandemic we also felt discouraged by the situation. so we took on a new challenge, which was "dynamite. this project was not only for us, but also for our fans whom we wanted to energize and give joy to during this difficult period >> jimmy: it couldn't have been better, and much needed. we all needed a good song. everyone was just -- wanted something to listen to we all -- we need content, we need things. in june, you celebrated your seven-year anniversary as
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a group. how did you celebrate? did you party? >> oh! >> yeah. [ speaking foreign language >> rehearsal >> oh, rehearsal >> everybody was drinking. >> sipping champagne >> champagne >> whoo! >> rehearsal and champagne, yo >> jimmy: that's pretty good right there. i know you guys miss performing so much in front of a sold-out stadium. is it hard to stay connected to your fans during quarantine? what do you do >> we don't know when we could meet our fans again, but we are trying to do whatever we can we have a global social comment card and we connect with our army there >> jimmy: good man, good man, i like that. i wanted to mention, the new movie out called "break the silence." it's in select theaters now. you just announced the new album, "be." >> be?
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me >> jimmy: no not me, "be. >> yeah, "be." >> jimmy: the next album -- is the next album "tee" >> yo, you got it. >> or "pee?" >> we're selling some new tees >> jimmy: tela, talk to me about "be. i want to know about "be." >> for jimmy fallon, let's go. >> jimmy fallon. >> jimmy [ speaking foreign language >> jimmy: are there going to be any more english songs >> can you write the lyrics? >> jimmy: no, you don't want that, you don't want that. [ laughter ] >> we want it! >> jimmy: stick around, i want
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there was no one there, just you guys and i was standing back watching. and the choreography was so perfect. and it sounded so great. i mean, i've never seen dance like this. you were jumping over each other, people jumping in, doing that i go, "oh, my gosh." and i remember i went up to jungkook, this was back when you could hug somebody and i went over, i gave you a hug. i go, "that was great, buddy." and i gave you a hug and i could feel -- i could feel your heart beating through your back. [ laughter ] >> oh! >> jimmy: it was like, these guys are working hard. it was so impressive and this was 3:00 in the morning, 4:00 in the morning in new york and i was like, "these guys, man. that's why they're the biggest band they're putting the work in. >> jimmy, actually, we've never taken a train or a subway in new york never done it. so we don't know -- we didn't know like how important or big the station was.
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but you know, looking at you, you were like -- he was telling me -- "do you know how important this is? do you know how big this is? looking at you, that time we got like, "yo, this is big jimmy's so nervous!" [ laughter ] that was the most impressive moment >> jimmy: i was so nervous, so excited. >> yeah. >> jimmy: you knocked it out of the park it was great one of the things your fans love about bts is how much you give back. when covid-19 broke out, you made a bunch of donations to help people affected by the virus. you also donated $1 million to concert crews, the crew that is out of work right now. is giving back something that was always important to you? >> we just wanted to help and do what we can so that things can get betterass of 2 2020" event. does it make you think about your own high school experience what were you guys like back then rm, do you want to start what were you like >> i was like -- kind of like a nerd all about studying and i just liked to listen to rap music like eminem and nas.
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i was just like a -- just a good student >> jimmy: v., how about you? [ speaking foreign language >> v., wake up [ laughter ] >> jimmy >> jimmy: good boy, good boy jimin, that's awesome. respect, respect >> jimin good boy. me too, good boy >> you bad boy bad boy. >> jimmy: jimin, what were you like in high school? [ speaking foreign language
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>> jimmy: jin, i didn't skip over you what were you like in high school [ speaking foreign language >> jimmy: you don't have to, you don't have to have one suga [ speaking foreign language
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>> bad boy >> bad >> no, no. >> that's not good >> jimmy: j-hope, j-hope, i think that you were like -- probably like a big performer in high school am i -- am i right >> that's right. stud [ speaking foreign language >> jimmy: that's hilarious that's -- i could see that, i could see that jungkook, when you were in high school the band was actually at your high school graduation? [ speaking foreign language
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>> jimmy: what would you say to any kid out there who's watching and dreams of being the next bts [ speaking foreign language >> jimmy: that's good advice, that's great advice. >> yeah! >> yeah, yeah! [ applause ] >> applause, applause! >> jimmy: oh my gosh what i really do love about you guys, from working with you and seeing you work, you have great work ethic you really are professional. but you're also very funny you have a sense -- a great sense of humor and please don't ever lose that >> we going to take your crown,
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jimmy! >> jimmy: we have another incredible performance from you guys later tonight in the show bts will be performing "black swan." bts, everybody their new album "be" is available for preorder now at the weverse shop we'll be back with more "tonight show. stick around, everybody! "tonight show. stick around, everybody! ♪ my hygienist cleans with a round head, so does my oral-b. my hygienist personalizes my cleaning, so does my oral-b. my hygienist uses just the right pressure, and so does my oral-b. oral-b combines a dentist-inspired brush head with the gentle energy of micro-vibrations for the wow of a professional clean feel every day. my mouth says wow and so does my oral-b.
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>> how's it going? >> jimmy: you are -- that's why you are -- you're a pro, my friend thank you so much for coming on and really going for it, as always >> thank you >> jimmy: i really am in awe of your talents and writing these are great books. but i saw on instagram -- i follow you on instagram. and i saw that you've gotten into photoshop and you've been doing something a little unusual with photoshop? >> yeah, so the story behind it was i was just enjoying a cocktail on my patio outside and a cute little bumblebee landed my cup because i think even insects are desperate for alcohol right now. and he had the same coloring as my golden retriever. so i just thought, "wouldn't it be funny if i photoshopped my golden retriever's face on a a bumblebee? so i did and i've been causing nightmares ever since. >> jimmy: let's take a look at this here's -- i -- come on, that is classic. >> it works, right >> jimmy: here's your other dog. is it fitzgerald
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>> that's my dog fitzgerald, yes. i -- i -- i put his face on a moth he was not happy about that. he -- he had some reservations >> jimmy: and then tell me about this last one here look at -- is this -- is this your cat >> yes that is not my cat because i actually ran out of pets so i started texting my friends and family and i asked them, "send me some e-photos of your pets and don't ask questions." [ laughter ] and they did so that's my friend ashley thinking glee, that's her cat, fred >> jimmy: yeah, not bad. very, very -- very talented. i think -- it could be a coffee table book just saying. i want to talk about "a tale of witchcraft. this is your 16th book >> 16th. yeah >> jimmy: do these get any easier for you to write? what was the process like for this guy >> writing this book was an interesting experience, because i was recovering from hip surgery for the majority of it yeah >> jimmy: oh >> as a matter of fact, as soon as i woke up from the operation, first thing i did was order a vodka soda from one of the nurses. but that was beside the point.
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but yeah, so -- as i was -- as i was editing my first draft, i was going through it, and i could -- because i was in a lot of pain, recovering. i -- i -- i could tell in the writing when i had just taken a pill and when i really needed a pill >> jimmy: wow. >> like -- like i -- my descriptions got very harsh of the characters i would be like, "lucy walked into the castle with her stupid little face. you know >> jimmy: really >> i just needed to -- to take another pill and -- and chill out. >> jimmy: usually with each book you go on a book tour, we talk about that. and you enjoyed doing those tours. but things are a little different this year, obviously so you're doing a virtual book tour and it kicked off last night talk to me about what are these like what do they consist of? >> i talk to the kids, a read a little from the book, we play games, and we do q&a and that kind of stuff. and i had the brilliant idea, because i thought this was a a great -- i thought it was a great idea
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i'd have celebrity surprise guests last night, julie andrews surprised me >> jimmy: no >> and i'm telling myself as she appeared from the screen, i'm like, "act cool, act cool, act cool, act cool, children are watching, children are watching, children are watching." >> jimmy: it's julie andrews >> i just peed my pants, i couldn't i gasped, i -- i -- que. it was -- it was quite an incredible moment. >> jimmy: well, these books, like you said, they're very popular with kids. but they do tackle grown-up themes what can you say about what's going on in "a tale of witchcraft" >> it's a -- of course, it's a a fantastical adventure about wacky witches. but at its heart, it's really a story about hate and fear and mental health. and hopefully that will -- hopefully reading this book will make it a little easier for parents to have conversations with their kids about mental health. and maybe some kids will pick up on some of the advice and tools that i give in the book to help themselves if they need it
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>> jimmy: chris, keep doing what you're doing. keep spreading the good in this world. we need you, buddy >> oh, likewise, thank you >> jimmy: i love it. chris colfer, everybody. "a tale of witchcraft" is available now. and check out for information on upcoming virtual book events. we'll be right back with the 2020 stanley cup champions, stick around, everybody! ♪ our main focus is raising the girls. it's everything to me to be able to love them and experience them every day. it's a proud feeling. ♪ being able to order stuff online, i can just go straight to the app. being able to order it helps out a lot. we get to use that time that we he grocery sto. that time is priceless. ♪
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♪ >> jimmy: welcome back, everybody. on monday night, my next guests became stanley cup champions from the 2020 stanley cup champion tampa bay lightning, here are team captain steven stamkos, nikita kucherov, and mvp victor hedman! congratulations, guys, on winning the stanley cup. steven, how did you guys celebrate on monday night? you don't have to go into full detail >> yeah, i don't know, you name it, we did it. this is the greatest trophy in all of sports. you can make whatever the heck you want out of it there it is right there. we were drinking everything out of there the boys are drinking in the background still >> jimmy: oh my god. they're troublemakers.
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obviously you guys -- it's a a tough sport, players get hit in hockey. nikita, you got hit more times than usual in just one game against dallas we have video of this. take a look at this. whop right there. that was enough for me that's when i start crying and here's, bang right in the head. now, do you know where you are right now? >> yeah, yeah -- it was a tough first period for me. but you know, you have to stick to the game, do whatever you can to help the guys be in the game and help them to win. >> jimmy: you're a tough - >> it doesn't matter what happens, you know, guys getting hit, guys getting back, sacrifice -- sacrifice their body, it's part of the playoffs >> jimmy: steven, as the captain, what -- you're in game five and it's double ot here's my theory maybe i'm wrong. do you go like, hey, guys,
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let's just get rid of this, give them the game tonight, we'll get a good night's sleep, then we're going to come in and kill them on game six. is that a theory at all or no? >> you got it, jimmy you could do my job no problem >> jimmy: thank you, thank you that's all i wanted to hear. >> that was it i mean, the cup was in the building for game five you can't not think about it and then to lose in double overtime, we just told the guys, we played great, keep going, i think that was the best game we ever played was game six >> jimmy: i agree. victor, you won mvp. how does it feel to be better than everybody >> oh, i don't know about that >> jimmy: no, i just wanted to get that reaction out of you guys how's it feel to be named mvp? it's got to feel good? >> yeah, that was unbelievable i did not expect that at all you know, at the end of the day -- so this could have gone to each and every one of the guys on this team. but you know, having my name on this cup means the world
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>> jimmy: what is the first name that you look at when you look at the stanley cup? >> i think like wayne gretzky, for us, for my generation coming up. you see that name, it's -- it's all over the cup so it's -- it was pretty funny he actually facetimed patrick maroon after the game, and the great one was there. >> jimmy: wow. >> unbelievable to have that moment so that -- i thought that was pretty cool. >> jimmy: i have to say, times like this you know, we're looking for any good news at all. we need good news, we need things to celebrate. you guys gave us something to celebrate, you gave us some good news. thank you so much for that as a fan. congrats again on winning the stanley cup. >> thanks, jimmy >> jimmy: steven stamkos, nikita kucherov, victor hedman thank you so much for being here we'll be right back with a a performance from bts, stick around
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♪ [ applause ] >> jimmy: performing the song "black swan" from their hit album "map of the soul: 7. here is bts. [ cheers and applause ♪ ♪ you do your thang do your than with me no do your thang ♪ ♪ do your thang with me no what's my than what's my thang ♪ ♪ tell me now tell me no yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah ♪ [ singing in foreign language ♪ ♪ tryna pull up [ singing in foreign language
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♪ ♪ oh that would b my first death i been always afraid of ♪ [ singing in foreign language ♪ ♪ but what if that moment's right no right now ♪ [ singing in foreign language ♪ ♪ bum bump, bump ♪ [ singing in foreign language ♪ ♪ jum jump, jump ♪ [ singing in foreign language ♪ ♪ yea yeah, yeah ♪ [ singing in foreign language ♪ ♪ yea yeah, yeah ♪ [ singing in foreign language ♪ ♪ yea yeah, yeah ♪ ♪ killin' me no killin' me now do you hear me yeah ♪ [ singing in foreign language ♪ ♪ nah nah nah ♪ [ singing in foreign language ♪ ♪ nah nah [ singing in foreign language ♪ ♪ yea yeah yeah ♪ ♪ film it now film it no do you hear me yeah ♪ ♪ do your thang do your than with me no do your thang ♪
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♪ do your thang with me no what's my than what's my thang ♪ ♪ tell me now tell me now yeah yeah yeah yeah ♪ ♪ deeper, yea i thin i'm goin' deeper ♪ [ singing in foreign language ♪ ♪ inside i saw myself myself ♪ [ singing in foreign language ♪ ♪ bum bump, bump ♪ [ singing in foreign language ♪ ♪ jum jump, jump ♪ [ singing in foreign language ♪ ♪ yea yeah, yeah ♪ [ singing in foreign language ♪ ♪ yea yeah, yeah ♪ [ singing in foreign language ♪ ♪ yea yeah, yeah killin' me now ♪
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♪ killin' me no do you hear me yeah ♪ [ singing in foreign language ♪ ♪ nah nah nah ♪ [ singing in foreign language ♪ ♪ nah nah [ singing in foreign language ♪ ♪ yea yeah yeah ♪ ♪ film it now film it no do you hear me yeah ♪ ♪ do your thang do your than with me no do your thang ♪ ♪ do your thang with me no what's my than what's my thang ♪ ♪ tell me now tell me no yeah yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: thank you all for watching stay safe out there. wash your hands. don't touch your face. stay tuned for "late night with seth meyers. goodnigh


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