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finally tonight bringing a beloveled classic childrens story to life. tomorrow nbc is airing a two hour production of dr. seuss the musical, the grinch musical. glee actor matthew morrison will headline the show as the grinch. you can watch tomorrow night right here at 8:00 on nbc bay area. that's going to be fun. >> i know exactly what you're going to be doing tomorrow night in the newsroom. >> i'm going to be singing along. >> you love this stuff. and we're going to be hearing it. that's going to do it for us here at 11:00. >> stay healthy. [ cheers and applause ♪
>> steve: from rockefeller center in the heart of new york city, it's "the tonight show starring jimmy fallon." tonight, join jimmy and his guests - taraji p. henson, chloe fineman, musical guest finneas, and featuring the legendary roots crew and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: ah hey! thank you! thank you very much. thank you very much. aha! hey, thank you very much, everybody. welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome to "the tonight show"! [ cheers and applause come on. look how festive it looks. guys, let's get to the news and jokes.
well guys, this is exciting and historic day, because the united kingdom started giving out first doses of pfizer covid vaccine. watch this >> at 6:31 this morning, margaret keenan, who turns 91 next week, became first person ever given a tested and vetted covid vaccine outside of trials >> jimmy: that's right, 90-year-old margaret keenan is the first patient in the world to receive the pfizer vaccine. [ cheers and applause or as the queen put it, "sure, she was. [ laughter ] yes, we definitely gave to it to margaret keenan first." the u.k. vaccine underwent rigorous testing apparently gordon ramsey would try every version and then berate the scientist "you donkey, it's not a vaccine, it's raw. [ laughter ] it's meant to be kept in the freezer, donkey. [ laughter ] yeah, the vaccine is starting in the u.k. and then coming here
but your one annoying friend will be like, "i actually liked the original british version better [ laughter ] just nuanced and way more subtle." [ laughter ] that's right, big day over in the u.k. people are calling it "v-day" for vaccination day. yeah, v-day, not to be confused with tonight's bachelorette episode "vd day," that's a a different -- [ laughter ] different thing. meanwhile, this is going viral, it turns out -- this is real, the second person to get the vaccine was an 81-year-old man named william shakespeare. [ laughter ] yeah, william shakespeare got a vaccine on v-day which explains why he said "to v or not to v, that's the injection. [ laughter ] 'tis nobler to take moderna. i'm glad shakespeare got the vaccine, because in 81 years he hasn't been able to get a dinner reservation "yes, the name's william shakespeare. hello? [ laughter ]
they hung up." [ laughter ] that one got you man >> tariq: yeah >> jimmy: that's funny imagine living in the u.k. and being named after their greatest writer, william shakespeare. that's like living in the u.s. and being named after whoever writes the geico commercials [ laughter ] they're geniuses i don't know what's in the vaccine, but must be pretty amazing, 'cause after shakespeare got it, he challenged logan paul to a a boxing match [ laughter ] well, as the u.k. starts vaccinating, some news just broke about our own supply it turns out this summer the trump administration turned down pfizer when they asked if we wanted to buy more doses. trump knows he messed up, when asked about it, he was like "i'm only answering questions about mario lopez playing colonel sanders. speaking of the white house, i read that trump wants to hand out mass pardons to quote, "every person who ever talked to him, even people who don't need pardons."
yep, trump's handing out mass pardons. the only other time you hear that phrase is after rudy giuliani eats taco bell "pardon -- [ laughter ] pardon me. oop, pardon. pardon me, sorry oh, that's a half pardon, sorry. [ laughter ] oh and course president trump is still refusing to accept the results of the election, but he's not only one. a new "washington post" survey says 89% of all republicans serving in congress won't accept biden's victory here's what a few republicans said when asked about the election first up, congressman greg pence said, "if biden wins, i'll quit, and focus on my etsy product, lipstick for men. [ laughter ] up next, senator tom cotton said, "trump will be president by the time that gumball i swallowed last year finally works its way down my throat." [ laughter ] next up, congressman dusty johnson was like, "don't bother me, i'm busy losing a a chess match to that girl from 'queen's gambit.'" [ laughter ]
up next, congressman fred upton said, "i trust the results, but not the congressmen who told me everyone was doing this pose." [ laughter ] then, senator mike braun was like, "this election was rigged or i wasn't once an extra in a a 'sopranos' restaurant scene. [ laughter ] and finally, senator john boozman said, "if you have proof the election was rigged, i'm all ears." [ laughter ] [ applause ] very interesting stuff here's a big tech story. today, apple unveiled a pair of noise-canceling headphones called the airpods max and get this, they cost $549 check them out yep. noise-canceling headphones for $549 when they heard, people quarantining with kids were like, "i'll give you $800. [ laughter ] here are the headphones in their case yeah, great. it looks like a storm trooper's purse. [ light laughter ]
hey, listen to this, i saw that pizza hut is now selling a new something for the holidays check this out it's the new triple-decker box from pizza hut look at this thing in america, that's actually our food pyramid [ laughter ] that' right. in the u.k. they have a covid vaccine. in america, we came up with the triple-decker pizza box. [ laughter ] it's a great idea. my biggest complaint about ordering pizza was always not having enough cardboard to awkwardly fold and smoosh down in my garbage can. [ laughter ] i'm turning into andy rooney now. [ laughter ] "that's the part i need more of when i get a pizza having to fold the cardboard and put it in my garbage can." [ laughter ] i can almost picture idiot guys across the country going, "honey, you could use this as a jewelry box. [ laughter ] see? oh, i saw that after 70 years, ikea is ending its popular catalog. i know
at its peak, ikea printed up to 200 million copies in one year, making it one of the world's most popular books in the world. so we put together this little tribute to our favorite products in the catalog over the years. enjoy. ♪ [ speaking in a foreign languag] [ laughter ] [ speaking in a foreign languag] [ dial up ringing [ laughter ] [ speaking in a foreign languag] [ applause ] >> jimmy: here's a wild story. two cousins here in new york city ages 7 and 12, took one of their parents' range rovers for a joy drive and ended up at a rest stop near delaware. the 12-year-old was like, "don't blame me, he was the one driving. [ laughter ] it got worse when the kids passed the officer a chuck e. cheese token and said, "what do you say we make this thing go
away?" [ laughter ] and finally, i heard about a a man in italy who walked 280 miles after a fight with his wife, then got fined for violating lockdown rules [ laughter ] i'm no marriage counselor, but it's probably not a great sign when someone storms out and walks to switzerland [ laughter ] that's last time he gets his wife a triple-decker pizza box for their anniversary. [ laughter ] we have a great show give it up everyone for the roots! ♪ >> jimmy: what a show we have for you tonight. you can see our upcoming new show, "peace of mind with taraji" on facebook watch. taraji p. henson is here taraji [ applause ] plus, joining us in studio, from "saturday night live," chloe fineman is here! [ applause ]
and we've got a holiday music performance from finneas [ applause ] guys, we have exactly nine shows left before we go on christmas break, which means it's time for that beloved "tonight show" tradition it's time for "12 days of christmas sweaters." [ cheers and applause ♪ 12 days o christmas sweaters 9 days left ♪ >> jimmy: that's right, every show between now and christmas we'll be giving one lucky audience member a stunning christmas sweater from the "countdown to christmas cabinet. so since there are nine shows left, let's open door number nine [ drum roll it's right there very exciting. yes. whenever you're ready. yes! yes! whoa that's a lot - ♪ [ cheers and applause that's a lot of stuff. oh, good - good gosh almighty
[ laughter ] that's a lot of sweater that was in there oh my goodness gracious. is there something on the back oh my gosh well, there's a little man hidden on there. there's a little man a stowaway on the back of that all right, who is excited to take home this sweater [ cheers ] there we go. all right, if i call your number, come on down quest, can i get a drum roll [ drum roll [ coughs ] >> jimmy: one, two, three -- ♪ [ cheers and applause oh, here he comes. welcome. oh my goodness thank you so much for being here what's your name, and where are you from >> my name is tom russell from new rochelle, new york >> jimmy: hey, new rochelle. [ cheers and applause i know new rochelle very well. >> there's a lot going on here >> jimmy: well, you know, they say during the holidays season, "make lemonade," you know what i'm saying >> mmm [ laughter ] >> jimmy: would you do us the honor of trying it on? >> yeah, which one's is the front? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that's up to you, buddy. it's -
>> all right >> jimmy: you know, it's really that much fun. you don't know what the front or the back is really. you know that it sleeves that's - the only thing we can guarantee with our sweaters, that there are sometimes sleeves. [ laughter ] that's a - oh, i feel like -- oh, i feel like this is the right way to go. [ laughter ] oh, my god wow. ♪ oh, my god wow, i don't even know what to think. i'm looking at it and still don't know what's happening. >> i can't see my shoes. >> jimmy: it's unbelievable. this is unbelievable it is a holiday miracle. give it up for our winner right here a round of applause. [ applause ] stick around, we'll be right back with more "tonight show" everybody. come on back ♪ so, what should we do today? ♪ wow. can we get some sun? ♪
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i figured it out! we're going to give togetherness. that sounds dumb. we're going to take all those family moments and package them. hmm. [laughing] that works. ♪ >> jimmy: welcome back everybody. we love our audience you watch us every night, but right now, we want to change things up and watch you. we asked you guys at home to send us some fun or unique talents that you have. we got submissions from thousands of people all across the world. and we're going to meet some of them now
it's time for "show me something good." ♪ show me something good show me something good just show me ♪ all right. let's meet our first guest hello, what is your name, and where are you from >> hey, jimmy. my name is ben hanlin, i'm a a magician from birmingham, england. >> jimmy: welcome, welcome, welcome to our show. what talent will you be sharing with us tonight? >> i'm going to be doing, right? i've got this wooden ring right? just a simple wooden ring. i've got a glass of milk i'm going to balance the milk on the ring, and then i'm going to swing it round. >> jimmy: all right so you're going to swing a glass of milk around on a hoop we've seen this a lot on our show so we're pretty familiar with this move. and the milk's not going to go everywhere are you sure about that? >> well that's the plan. we'll see how we get on. >> jimmy: all right, let's try
it >> all right, so we put it on there. we balance it on and first thing we do is loop the loop >> jimmy: be careful whoa [ cheers and applause that is amazing. can you do three >> what you doing to me? i can do three i've just been learning it i've never done it inside the house, the wife won't let me >> jimmy: okay, this is -- you can always - >> for you guys, i'm going to try it >> jimmy: you can always walk to switzerland after this. it's all right >> cheers. right. you take a plastic plate, right, you balance it. to my knowledge, no one in the world does this, for obvious reasons. one, we've seen one, that's child's play then we take two and you got to put them down at exactly the right time like indiana jones. if this doesn't work, it's been
fun up to now, hasn't it [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i like it's very festive in your place too. thank you so much for decorating for us. >> we made an effort right, we're going to go over the head, around the body, three cups >> jimmy: come on, ben, you can do this buddy. [ drum roll yeah yes! that's what i'm talking about. that was amazing thank you so much for joining us, ben. congratulations, you did it! thank you buddy. that was awesome, pal. all right. let's meet our next guest. hello, what's your name, and where are you from >> hey jimmy, i'm josh harmon. i'm from short hills, new jersey >> jimmy: welcome josh josh, what talent will you be showing us >> so i use the drums to bring out the rhythms of stand-up comedy >> jimmy: any particular
stand-up comedian or anyone? >> i'm going to do sebastian maniscalco one of my favorites. >> jimmy: i love sebastian maniscalco okay, let's see it buddy >> ever hear how people refer to their grandparents. ohm this is my meema and peepa this is my pee pee and poo poo the guys 95-years-old, he fought in world war ii stormed the beach at normandy. now his name is pee pee? what are you doing to the man? [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: yo that was great buddy you guys should tour together. i love it. thank you for being here, josh let's meet our last guest. welcome, what is your name, and where are you from >> hi jimmy, my name is "pizza man" nick diesslin i'm from st. paul, minnesota >> jimmy: oh, man.
is that -- i'm not wearing my glasses. is that an actual tuxedo you're wearing? >> um, yeah, according to the camera >> jimmy: hey, nick, thanks for being here buddy what are you going to be doing for us >> i'm going to be showing you the art of the pizza acrobatics >> and what was your name again, nick? so i get it right. >> "pizza man" nick diesslin >> jimmy: that's what i'm talking about. all right. pizza man, here we go. let's see this roots, can we get some pizza tossing music? nick, take it away, whenever you're ready oh, look at this ♪ >> jimmy: whoa what
whoa ♪ pizza man ♪ pizza man [ laughter ] ♪ pizza man >> jimmy: yeah oh, my god yo, that was the best thing i've ever seen thank you so much, great job >> thank you, jimmy. >> jimmy: pizza man nick that is all the time we have for "show me something good. my thanks to ben, josh, nick if you have a fun talent, i want to see it go to tonightshow.com/showmesomething to submit a video of your talent stick around, we'll be right back with taraji p. henson ♪ ♪ pizza man ♪ pizza man ♪ people were afraid i was contagious. i felt gross. it was kind of a shock after i started cosentyx. four years clear. real people with psoriasis look and feel better with cosentyx.
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>> jimmy: i love my first guest so much. she's an oscar-nominated and golden globe-winning actress who has a brand new show called "peace of mind with taraji" which premieres monday, december 14th on facebook watch. with new episodes dropping weekly every monday and wednesday at 12:00 p.m here is taraji p. henson >> jimmy: taraji oh, look, come on now! you are just - >> i hear the audience i hear them. they're going nuts a woman just passed out. >> jimmy: it's so loud taraji, last time i talked to you, thank you so much you came on my show when we were doing it from just quarantine, just started, it was april. it was almost eight months ago >> that was crazy. eight months ago >> jimmy: you were frozen, holding your balls [ laughter ] >> they were blue balls. >> jimmy: they were massage -- no, they were like -
>> they were not massage balls meditative balls >> jimmy: sorry. meditative meditative balls, sorry. meditative balls >> i was not massaging balls, jimmy. >> jimmy: the zoom froze at the exact perfect time and i go, "only -- only happens to taraji." i just loved it so much, you made me laugh so hard. hey, pal, last month, megan thee stallion debuted her music video for her hit song, "body-ody-ody-ody-ody", and you are in it, and i was like, "yes!" you were trending on twitter >> yes >> jimmy: i loved it >> crazy >> jimmy: over 30-something million views. how did you being in the video come about >> well, we have a friendship. we had never met before, but we would always talk and dm because we have the same kind of dog and i just -- i became aware of her on "sway in the morning.
she did a freestyle and she rolled the beat forever. it was like 24 hours, i woke up next morning, still rolling the beat [ laughter ] no but she was amazing. i was like, who is this? and i have such an affinity for female mcs, so i reposted her, and then she was like, "oh, my god, i can't believe it. and we just kinda became instagram friends. and then she texted me, she hit me in my dm and was like, "i got this video, my people reaching out, do you want to be in it? i was like, "yeah. i mean i wasn't going to say, "no. >> jimmy: you crushed it >> and i didn't even know the song was and i get there and i'm like, "yes, thank god i've been working out, because it's about your body. >> jimmy: yeah, right? no, you looked great, you were awesome. what have you been doing since you've been home and the quarantine what we were talking about last time >> i've been continuing my education with youtube university and so i've learned how to cut hair, dye hair, i've learned how to do my nails i'm making wigs now. i'm making wigs now, jimmy
see, i wasn't making wigs now from scratch yes, i'm making wigs now >> jimmy: how do you even start? >> do you want one for christmas? >> jimmy: i mean, i would love -- if you sent me one, i would totally put one on i'd wear it for the whole show look at where you are now. and look at -- we're both doing art from our own sets from our own shows. >> from our own sets, yes. >> jimmy: i want to talk about this show, this is -- it's on facebook watch >> i'm so -- >> jimmy: "peace of mind with taraji." talk to me >> it's the proudest moment of my career. it was born out of my foundation, which i've spoken to you, been on your show about the foundation, the boris lawrence henson foundation and we launched the foundation, that went really well. but then it was like, "how do we continue to use my celebrity to further normalize the conversation i got it, we'll be in your house. we'll be right on your television or your -- phone or ipad every week.
>> jimmy: whatever, yeah >> and we will keep talking about mental health until we normalize the conversation and i'm just so excited about this show. because it's not about - i was just gonna say, it's not about a celebrity being a talk show host. like i really suffer, my best friend has been suffering from anxiety since i've known her and we're two people on the show still learning and still healing along with our guests. some are celebrities and we have celebrities. we have clinicians, therapists and psychiatrists and doctors to tell us how -- what to do with all of these emotions, give us tools to work through our stuff. and we also have, i like to say, civilian or regular everyday people to sit on the sofa and talk as well. it's a great place for healing we laugh, we cry, we hug everyone's covid tested. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: exactly. >> right >> jimmy: so interesting with anxiety, you don't really -- it's not a question you just
bring up to people like, "hey, do you suffer from anxiety?" but a lot of people do >> right >> jimmy: and it's a bigger problem than we know about it's about talking about it and just going, "yes, i can relate, that's exactly how i'm feeling and i'm so happy you brought that up. >> it's okay to not be okay, it's okay to feel. it's okay to have feelings >> jimmy: yeah good for you, you took it to the next level i want to show a clip. here's taraji p. henson in "peace of mind with taraji." take a look. >> you know, i bring my own experience my mother -- i watched my mom get robbed twice the first time, i was six, and she was held at gunpoint and you know, i'm 50, i remember it like yesterday trump. i remember the way my mother carried herself was so that we wouldn't panic and i remember mother pulling clumps of hair, out of her -- that's how hard he was pulling her hair. but watching her go through that and because she didn't crumble, what she didn't realize is that she was putting fight in me.
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>> jimmy: thank you for being here you look gorgeous. thank you for joining us in-studio. >> this is huge. >> jimmy: i appreciate this. this is awesome. i'm a big fan of yours >> same. >> jimmy: thanks, good, sames. this is -- i thought this was your first late night appearance, i was very excited about this >> yes >> jimmy: but it turns out it is not >> not technically >> jimmy: no, you were on david letterman? >> yes, in high school my high school had a very bizarre birdcalling contest, that not statewide, it was literally just our high school and the winners were flown and went on letterman. >> jimmy: no way >> yeah, yeah, and i took it very seriously, i like had to win this bird calling contest. >> jimmy: i guess you were good were you any good? >> well, we had -- there was a a guy, this local guy, like, coaches us on the calls, you know
he came to the math room, and was like, "all right, this is the sound, let's hear it." >> jimmy: really >> yeah. yeah, there was a craft to the whole thing. >> jimmy: you must have made an impact, because we found the video. >> oh, no. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: we actually have video of your letterman appearance here is chloe fineman doing a bird call on "the late show with david letterman." take a look at this. >> so, it's the pea fowl, and i bet this is going to be be strange, am i right about that >> yeah, it sounds like dying cat. [ laughter ] >> chloe fineman and claire neumann, it's the pea fowl >> take it away. [ imitating bird calls ] >> wow very dramatic. ♪ [ applause ] >> jimmy: that is fantastic. that is -- come on that is unbelievable >> craft >> jimmy: that's how your career just took off from there.
>> just took off from those white pants. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: oh, come on, you looked so cute >> i was thinking of those white pants. >> jimmy: no, you looked fantastic. did you think like, oh yeah, people are gonna see that and put me on "saturday night live" or no? >> no. i mean, it was crazy i found that, because when i was in high school, youtube did not exist. >> jimmy: yeah >> so, i don't know many people have seen that debut performance. >> jimmy: and then you what, you just worked your way up. and then you auditioned for "snl"? >> and religiously watched your audition >> jimmy: is that right? >> thank you jimmy fallon. >> jimmy: oh, please well, that gets youtube -- >> yours was on youtube, yeah. and you had all these wonderful impressions, you do your walk-a-thon. and i was like, "oh, that's how you do it. >> jimmy: oh, no, no and i was wearing white pants? oh, my gosh. we have so much in common. oh my gosh i can't even think about that audition >> it was like a godsend 'cause i was like, oh -- and then i figured out how to do impressions for that scary "snl" audition
>> jimmy: yeah, it is a little scary, because it's just so quiet, i mean. >> yeah. >> jimmy: and people are watching that you -- did you see people's faces did you see lorne at all >> i did i had a weird thing, i auditioned with bowen, i believe. and ego, maybe that night. it was thursday and bill hader was rehearsing and i had a character who was from burning man, so i was covered in duct tape and stickers someone knocked on the door, i opened it, and he was like, "hi, i'm bill. i was like, "ah! and then he gave me the "snl" pep talk, like, "it's great, you've made it this far. you're going to kill it. i don't know what that bill hader impression is >> jimmy: that's a great bill hader that's a great bill hader. >> hi, i'm bill. >> jimmy: so him i just love -- i love impressions and loved you right out of the gate when i saw you on "saturday night live. and i think it was the at-home shows where i go like, "dude, you're just coming out swinging." and i was like, good and you were landing some
good -- i was like, "go for it." it was so fun. >> thank you >> jimmy: like, getting an impression, getting it down is one thing, but getting it to a a thing where people imitate it or honestly, some of your impressions are so dead-on and perfect, if you close your eyes, it's that good do you remember your first impression >> gosh, i think it was a family member. >> jimmy: yeah >> i don't know if that's the thing. i have an aunt, she's kind of like, "hey chloe, there's a ghost in this house. >> jimmy: there's a gerst? >> she's from ballmore >> jimmy: ballmore >> and she kind of turned into drew barrymore you know, that was so crazy. >> jimmy: the lip thing. that's amazing what you just did. that is wild i mean, you do so many i know i've seen your timothee chalamet. has he seen it yet >> so, i never knew if he did. that's always scary now that things are on "snl" and people might actually see stuff, and i never want to be mean. which is why i love you so much, because you're never mean
but he was at the show on saturday secretly undercover with a hat and mask, as you should be in a mask. he was like, "we should figure something out. and i was like, "ah! it's timothee chalamet he was like, "have a good tight -- i mean night. and i turned bright red. stayed for the second show, and was like, "i'm actually working on a impression of you, haha no, i'm not. yeah, i am no, i'm not. and i fainted. i fully fainted. >> jimmy: oh, my gosh. i want to play a game with you if that's okay can we come back involving impressions. >> okay. >> jimmy: alright, here we go. guys, when we come back, more with chloe fineman, come on back for people living with h-i-v, keep being you.
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♪ >> jimmy: i'm so happy to have my guest, chloe fineman is here [ cheers and applause oh my goodness this is fun. now chloe, you do so many great impressions, so i wanted to challenge you to something fun. we all want to get into the holiday spirit, so here' what we're gonna do i'd love you to start reading the classic poem "twas the night before christmas." okay, and as you're reading, there will be names of celebrities that pop up on screen, okay so you'll keep reading, but in
the voice of whoever comes up next and you can wear that scarf if you'd like to. you don't have to. >> well, it does match my outfit >> jimmy: it actually really does >> holiday vibes >> jimmy: okay, here we go ready? whenever you're ready, start with the first impression that appears on screen right over there. roots, can we get some sleigh bells? [ sleigh bells ] >> okay, 'twas the night before christmas, when all through the house, not a creature was stirring, not even a fierce little mouse, y'all! [ laughter and applause >> jimmy: okay [ bell dings ] >> the children were nestled all snug in their amazing beds, while visions of the most gorgeous sugar-plums danced in their heads. [ laughter and applause [ bell dings ] okay, this one's - >> jimmy: margaret thatcher. >> the teeth when out on the lawn there arose an unfavorable clatter, i sprang from my bedchambers to see what was the matter.
[ laughter and applause >> jimmy: oh my god. [ bell dings ] >> oh good, i have to pretend this is for nicole kidman. >> jimmy: all right. >> away to the window i jumped like a roo, tore open the shutters and my god what a a view >> jimmy: oh my god. [ laughter and applause [ bell dings ] >> all right, here we go twas a little old chap so cheeky and quick i knew in a moment he must be, saint nick he had a broad face and a little round belly, that shook when he laughed, like a bowl full of jelly [ laughter ] nah, nah. sorry, nick. you look great nah nah haha [ laughter and applause [ bell dings ] okay, this one's fun
well, you know, to get into meryl streep i kind of have to -- dress my hair a little bit. oh well, you know. but i heard him exclaim, as he drove out of sight meryl christmas to all, and to all a good night [ cheers and applause [ bell dinging intensifies ] >> jimmy: chloe fineman, everybody! that is how you do it, right there. chloe fineman. check her out on "saturday night live" this weekend, which is all new with host timothée chalamet and musical guest bruce springsteen and the e street band. you're gonna hear a lot from chloe fineman, everybody more tonight show after this thank you so much. congratulations, that was so - [ cheers and applause ♪
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[ cheers and applause >> jimmy: thank you to taraji p. henson, chloe fineman. finneas, once again. [ applause ] and the roots right there, ladies and gentlemen thank you all for watching stay safe out there. wash your hands. don't touch your face. stay tuned for "late night with seth meyers. i'm on the show. stay tuned for me, good night everybody. i'm gonna go right now seth c'mon, let's go ♪ all right here we go on my way to seth. coming to you budy how fast can i make it on my way. here we go