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14 year old tyler gordon became famous for his paintings of kamala harris and lebron james. he just finished painting actress viola davis. he says he loves how davis balances her career and family. she tweeted the video of him painting her and then wrote beyond flattered, beyond inspired. you are a gift. he is truly very talented. >> you know the most amazing thing about him as far as i can see, he's 14. he's talking about balancing. >> 14. >> balancing career and family at the age of 14. >> career and family. we're still trying to figure that out, terry. thanks so much for joining us. have a great night. >> goodnight. ♪ ♪
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>> steve: from rockefeller york city, it's "the tonight show starring jimmy fallon." tonight, join jimmy and his guests - melissa mccarthy the original cast of "saved by the bell," a special performance from sheryl crow, and featuring the legendary roots crew and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: thank you very much, everybody. welcome. welcome, welcome, welcome to "the tonight show," here, from new york city. [ cheers and applause hey, everybody thank you, roots let's get to the news and jokes. well, guys, after weeks of delays, the white house is
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finally giving president-elect biden access to something very important. watch this >> 2 1/2 weeks after biden won, president trump finally giving formal approval for biden to receive the president's daily brief. it's highly classified information that biden will need >> jimmy: that's right, the president-elect is finally receiving trump's daily brief. today, biden was like, "okay, gotcha that's right this is a 'marmaduke' cartoon. so, is this -- [ laughter ] it's okay, trump doesn't need the daily brief anymore. he gets all his intelligence from randy quaid's tweets. [ light laughter ] thanks to trump's daily brief, biden will now be well-versed in foreign and domestic threats and who got eliminated on "the bachelorette." [ light laughter ] actually, it does turn out that the brief they give biden is a a little different than the one they give trump. i'll show you what i mean. for instance, biden's brief says, "iran building nuclear arsenal. while trump's brief says, "iran makes big fireworks that go boom-boom. [ laughter and applause
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next up, biden's brief says, "norway experiencing harsh climate change." while trump's says, "soon olaf will be a puddle." [ laughter ] and finally, biden's brief says, "canada extends border restrictions with u.s. while trump's says, "americans betrayed by beliebers. [ laughter and applause just a little bit. even though the transition has already begun, rudy giuliani is still trying to overturn the election today, he talked about voter fraud at an event in gettysburg, pennsylvania people were pumped about the event. not to hear rudy's speech, just to see what's gonna leak out of his head [ laughter ] it's almost thanksgiving, i hope it's gravy! but rudy was smart this time first he dyed his hair, then he applied a coat of thompson's waterseal over it. [ light laughter ] very smart and this is very interesting trump was also supposed to be in gettysburg, but he cancelled at the last minute 'cause of covid concerns [ light laughter ] that's great
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trump was like, "it's not safe to be there in person. so, rudy, you go." trump ended up appearing over speakerphone in gettysburg, and he actually delivered a speech inspired by abraham lincoln's famous address here, check it out >> four seasons and seven total landscapings ago, the liberal media brought forth on this continent a news so fake, conceived by the haters and losers can you believe it, folks? and dedicated to the preposition that every person, woman, man, camera, tv was created equal. >> jimmy: okay, i got it that's it. [ applause ] speaking of the president, today he decided to pardon his former national security adviser michael flynn. he announced it via tweet. he wrote, "it is my great honor to announce that general michael t. flynn has been granted a full pardon. on one hand, flynn is thrilled on the other, he's like, you pardoned the turkey before me? [ laughter ]
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when people heard the name michael flynn, they were like, "wow, they brought back a character from season one for the finale [ laughter ] cool." [ applause ] that's how you do it." seriously, there's a name from the past even michael flynn was like, "damn, i totally forgot about michael flynn. [ laughter ] here's some news about the pandemic it looks like the cdc is changing its recommendation for how long you should quarantine listen to this >> the cdc is reportedly set to shorten its quarantine recommendation, it could go from the current 14 days to between 7 and 10 days for those who might have been exposed to the virus. >> jimmy: this isn't based on science. it's just that there's nothing left to binge on netflix [ light laughter ] we already watched the chess show we're good oh, if you're doing some cooking tomorrow, you better listen to this a popular kitchen appliance is being recalled take a look. >> sunbeam is voluntarily recalling nearly a million crock pot six quart multicookers the company says the cookers can pressurize when the lid is
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not fully locked and that creates a burn hazard. >> jimmy: anybody who watches "this is us" was like, "a little late! [ light laughter ] yeah, people knew something was up when the only button on the crock pot was, "good luck. [ laughter ] did you see this there's a live action movie about "clifford the big red dog" coming out. and today we got our first glimpse of clifford but some people are complaining about how he looks let's take a look. [ laughter ] clifford looks -- clifford looks like a soccer mom's teeth after a pitcher of sangria [ laughter ] apparently, people were expecting clifford to be heinz ketchup red and what they got was hunt's catsup. [ laughter ] and finally, check this out. a woman in minnesota put some old pears in her backyard, and i guess they were -- they got fermented, because look what happened when a squirrel ate one. >> this squirrel out in minnesota accidentally got
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drunk when he ate a fermented pear the homeowner says that she threw out some pears that she found at the bottom of her fridge the squirrel got into the pears. luckily, he was fine, walked it off, and came back in the morning, was ready for more. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: that's going to be everybody on their thanksgiving zoom tomorrow. [ applause ] we have a great show give it up for the roots, everybody. come on. [ cheers and applause ♪ >> jimmy: hey, before we start the show, i just wanted to thank you guys for -- for re-sharing our monologues. because, you know, our monologues the next day we put them out on youtube or wherever, and they've hit over a million every single day for the past two weeks or something like that. but it's been crazy. [ cheers and applause so thank you to my writers also thanks for spreading that around that's kind of fun guys, be sure to tune in tomorrow night
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we have an all-new thanksgiving show for you [ cheers and applause this is a show you want a show? "we have a show. we have a show for you." jerry seinfeld will be here. [ cheers and applause "is this anything? we'll be talking to jerry. we're going to do a fun contest where you get to be jerry seinfeld ooh. plus, bad bunny will be here to perform and also talk about his new album. it's going to be a big, big, big show but first, we have a great show for you tonight. she stars in the new movie "superintelligence" on hbo max melissa mccarthy is here [ cheers and applause and, you can see them in the new version of "saved by the bell." mark-paul gosselaar, elizabeth berkley lauren, mario lopez and tiffani thiessen are here. it's on peacock. [ cheers and applause it's on the peacock. and we've got a special performance from our pal gosh, she always bring it. sheryl crow, is paying tribute to tom petty tonight
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[ cheers and applause we love sheryl what's the song -- ♪ you don't kno how it feels you don't know ♪ she does a version of that tonight, and it's great. she crushes it speaking of crushing, did you guys see this video of chris evans playing the piano, it went viral? watch this ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: okay, okay, okay, that's enough. that's enough. people are really going nuts for this but come on, chris, leave some stuff for the rest of us you're good at everything. [ laughter ] it's like, we get it you look great in a cable-knit sweater. meanwhile, if i wear one of these, people assume we're doing a sketch on the show called "deadliest catch: nantucket. [ laughter ] >> tariq: yeah, it's like, we
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get it you're captain freaking america. you're not just an avenger, you're the first avenger but, no, that wasn't enough. you had to sit down at a piano and prove you have a soft, sensitive side too well, guess what hugh jackman called, and he -- well, he was really impressed. [ laughter ] so add that to the list. >> yeah, man we get it. you've been in a tony-nominated play on broadway you can act in films, onstage, you can play piano and you've met michael cera we get it! [ laughter ] >> tariq: we get it! >> jimmy: we get it! you're the perfect person, you handsome, talented, humble, funny, overall kind and easy to work with mother - ♪ [ applause ] sorry. i just had to get that off my chest. we love you, chris
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>> jimmy: welcome back, everybody. it is time for "tonight show" hashtags ♪ hashtags hashtags ♪ >> jimmy: we do this thing every week where i send out a hashtag and ask you guys to respond to that topic. so since tomorrow's thanksgiving and people will be spending a lot of time in the kitchen, we sent out the hashtag #cookingfail where i asked you guys to tweet out a funny or embarrassing story that happened to you in the kitchen. within minutes, it was a a trending topic, so thank you for playing along. [ applause ] i appreciate that. it's always so much fun. now i thought i'd share some of my favorite cooking fail responses from you guys. this first one here is from @dianadee16. she says, "my first thanksgiving away from home at college, i invited friends to bring the sides. i baked the turkey and stuffing my friends showed up with a bag of doritos, funyuns and a large box of junior mints. [ applause ]
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just like the original thanksgiving this one is from @bonenibbler. [ laughter ] @bonenibbler he -- he says, "my mom was cooking while i was sweeping the floor. the broom handle hit the overhead lamp and all of these old bugs fell into the dressing my mom whispered, 'shh.' [ laughter ] just, why? >> tariq: it's protein >> jimmy: just, why, right yeah, exactly, man this one is from @acstucker. he says, "my dad tried to make my grandmother's homemade mashed potatoes. he broke the potato masher trying to mash them. he didn't know you had to boil the potatoes first [ laughter ] he thought she was just an
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incredibly strong woman. my mother really liked - this one is from @abbeyjoyner12 she says, "my brother put quick mac and cheese in the microwave without water. this is all that remained afterwards." look at this [ laughter ] it's not that quick mac and cheese come on, man though i do think the microwave is ready for an update >> tariq: yeah >> jimmy: i don't think it's fast enough. >> tariq: not a nothing. the microwave concept -- >> jimmy: yeah >> tariq: is sort of obsolete at this point. >> jimmy: i think the concept, i get that, right? i still think the idea, it's a a faster way of cooking. >> tariq: yeah well, you want yours like "jetsons" fast >> jimmy: yeah, i mean, popcorn, three minutes, it's just too much. [ laughter ] >> tariq: what do you think would be apropos >> jimmy: i'm going to say 20 seconds
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>> tariq: wow. >> jimmy: pop. actually, it should be as fast as the word pop. one second >> tariq: wow. >> jimmy: you got a bag of popcorn. >> tariq: that's crazy i don't know if i would eat that stuff [ laughter ] >> jimmy: what are you talking about? >> tariq: i need at least two, three minutes on the -- on the pop. >> jimmy: what are you talking about, man [ laughter ] >> tariq: i'm not just consuming 1.1 second popcorn all willy-nilly. >> jimmy: no, i'm talking about, me, you, snuggled up with a little fleece over us, watching some "gilmore girls." >> tariq: remember those things, the blankets with, like, the arm openings >> jimmy: snuggies >> tariq: yeah i'm talking me, you, snuggies? >> jimmy: no, one snuggie. [ laughter ] come on, man, you don't care about the popcorn at that point. it's just about the experience >> tariq: yeah, man. tandem snuggies.
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>> jimmy: tandem snuggies, that could have been something. >> tariq: yeah >> jimmy: anyways, microwave people, get on that, man this one is from @cindihuston. she says, "i made ranch dip and wanted my boyfriend to try it, so i dipped my pinkie finger in it for him to taste. he wasn't paying attention and thought my finger was a baby carrot you could hear the crunch when he bit down. >> oh! [ laughter ] >> jimmy: it is around the same size, man. the old bone nibbler [ laughter ] i'm familiar, very familiar. this next one is from @robinstur she says, "one thanksgiving, my daughter came into the kitchen and said, 'what's this for?' as she pushed the oven's self-clean button. the oven locked. heat automatically went up to 500 degrees for three hours. the turkey was a pile of ashes and we had to get a new oven." >> questlove: and a new daughter >> jimmy: yeah, that's crazy i remember that thing though, that self-cleaning button.
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some metal ash you know, that was the end of it, man. it didn't work >> tariq: that's what needs to be updated you need to be able to stop the self-cleaning mode once you press that button. >> jimmy: no, i think that has been invented. >> tariq: really >> jimmy: sure >> tariq: maybe my oven is just an antique >> jimmy: do you have an antique oven >> tariq: yeah i don't think it's been invented you just don't know ovens. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i figured that's been invented i don't have to worry this stuff about self-cleaning ovens. that whole thing, you know, i'll let other people deal with that stuff i'm talking about -- [ laughter ] i got things happening, man. i can't wait this long >> right >> jimmy: yeah thank you. popcorn is ready yeah, you go, "dude, we got to celebrate tonight. we're going to make popcorn. [ popping noise thank you. >> questlove: three seconds. >> jimmy: that took too long >> questlove: yeah, yeah
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>> jimmy: this one is from @ninjanatasha. she said, "i tried self-decorating a cake for my roommate's birthday last year. ended up looking like a bunch of poop emojis look at this thing." there you have it. those are our "tonight show" hashtags to check out more of our favorites, go to we'll be right back with melissa mccarthy, everybody. come on back [ cheers and applause ♪n vacatmy husband and my water broke. at only 23 weeks. andrew: we had to stay in the hospital for 10 weeks, 1000s of miles from family. our driver kristin came along in our most desperate hour. suzanne: bringing us home-cooked meals and gifts. andrew: day after day. we wanted to show you something. kristin: oh my god! andrew: kristin is the most uncommonly kind person that we've met. suzanne: thank you so much.
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♪ >> jimmy: my first guest is one of my favorites. she is an oscar-nominated actress who stars in the new movie "superintelligence," which will be available on "hbo max" tomorrow. here is melissa mccarthy ah, there, i'm so happy to see you. >> hi. >> jimmy: thank you so much for coming on the show
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i appreciate it. i just was talking to your husband, ben falcone, who is the director of this movie and we were -- he was actually sitting where you're sitting >> i know. it kind of looks like i should be just constantly gyroscoping >> jimmy: it's a beautiful scene, like you're in a wave or it's like a "chris nolan-y" type of vibe >> exactly, chris is here with me i just keep him off-camera >> jimmy: he's quarantining with you guys? that's so cool >> yeah, for sure. >> jimmy: but you guys are in australia right now. >> we are. >> jimmy: you're currently a a day ahead of me. you're living in the future. >> yes, i'm in your future we're doing great. >> jimmy: how is my day going to go tonight? am i going to get a good night's sleep? >> no, you won't sleep but, boy, you'll wake up, still feeling renewed and fresh. [ laughter ] you'll have one huge white streak, though i won't explain it >> jimmy: okay, no problem i sleep with a lightning rod i was just kind of hoping for something to happen.
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like, what a bad investment. well, tonight is the night right now, you're in the middle of filming a new series, that's why you're in australia. >> yes >> jimmy: you're working with all my favorite peeps. nicole kidman, bobby cannavale, michael shannon. i would go anywhere with -- and you, i would go anywhere you guys are showing up, i would go what is -- what are you shooting, and how is it going? >> it is so crazy. it's such a good group and everyone is so weird >> jimmy: yeah >> which is always my favorite when you find it i've met nicole, but i've not worked with her. and there is something so regal about her, you expect her to be like, "hello, i'm nicole kidman. and then you really get to know her, and "she's weird. she's, like, a wonderful weirdo >> jimmy: yeah, she's fun. >> and michael shannon who i just literally hunker down, and sometimes they're like, "melissa, it's your line." i'm like, "i'm sorry." i was just watching shannon. because he's one of the most fascinating people i've ever met. and funniest >> jimmy: and funny?
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oh, i was just going to say, and you beat me to it. he's one of the funniest people i've ever met. we were doing some bit here, joking around, we were saying, it was like, "hey, it's national cape day. we're all going to wear capes, just made it up. he came out in a full-on cape. he went and found one in the wardrobe department, a full-on vampire-like dracula cape. didn't say - >> that could also be how he goes to trader joe's you know -- you just don't know what's gonna happen. >> jimmy: he showed up one time, he showed up wearing an "alvin and the chipmunks" onesie on my show. it's like, "okay." no explanation he's just fun, that's all. are you getting any of the australian accent at all >> i've got -- i think the closest i'm coming to 'cause i really love their "no", because it's - >> jimmy: yeah, you're right it is narrower >> they end it with an "r," and it's the best thing. and sometimes i'll say things to try to get people to say no "no. and they say, "no drama. no drama." and the first time somebody said it, i was asking somebody
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something, because there is no covid here so everyone is still super careful, but you're -- we can be out among people, delightfully so. and i was asking for something, someone goes, "no drama. i was like, "oh, no, no, no. there is no drama. i was just curious." >> jimmy: i don't want to start drama. >> yeah, yeah, no drama. >> jimmy: no, we're not making drama. >> i kept thinking they were thinking i was, like, flying off the handle then i just realized, it's just what they say. but i kept re-explaining >> jimmy: no drama i want to talk to you about the movie "superintelligence." what a great, funny premise. but i like the idea that you and your husband had this great idea to go along with the release of the movie it's called 20 days of kindness and can you explain that to everyone watching? >> yeah, it's -- you know, we -- we made this -- we actually shot this movie almost 2 1/2 years ago.
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>> jimmy: wow. >> and it was kind of strange, it's finally now coming out, it seems almost more relevant it's seems like we wrote three weeks ago. and it's such a -- it really is, people are worth saving, love wins. and just talking about we all -- even if it's just on zoom, we're coming back together and it just felt like, what's going on in the world and what this movie stands for, we're like, we can't just -- we want people to see the movie, i think it's so happy and funny, it's what people kind of need right now. it's -- it's really warm-hearted and we're like, we should do something, because we're lucky enough to be putting this out. so we picked 20 charities, and we're giving each one $20,000. and we've had -- girls with code, was our first one. and at&t came on the first day gave an additional $1 million. and i think just constantly checking in with how many people even during these crazy times are still putting time into helping people.
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it's so inspiring. it's really something. today is our day 16. >> jimmy: what charity are you highlighting today >> habitat for humanity. just, they're constantly, constantly fighting and helping people so - >> jimmy: oh, they need help we love them it's great i want to talk more about the movie when we come back. can you stick around for five more minutes >> no. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i already have, i can call ben, i can call your husband. i have -- now we're like old buddies now. i have his cell phone. all right. more with melissa mccarthy after the break. come on back, everybody. ♪ research shows people remember commercials with nostalgia. so to help you remember that liberty mutual customizes your home insurance, here's one that'll really take you back. wow! what'd you get, ryan? it's customized home insurance from liberty mutual!
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>> jimmy: welcome back, everybody. i'm talking with melissa mccarthy melissa, thanks again for being here i want to talk about your new movie, "superintelligence. it's out tomorrow, thanksgiving day, on hbo max. you star in it you're super funny your husband ben directed it how do we set it up? it's a great -- it's a great plot >> our dear friend steve mallory wrote it it is about an ai becomes aware, and decides to pick the most average of average people, which is played by me, i play carol peters and he watches me, and says he's going to watch me for three days to see if humans are worth saving, or if people are worth saving because he's like, you don't take care of the planet. you don't do all these things. maybe -- and james corden does the voice. >> jimmy: oh, he's great >> at one point he said, "do i just kind of clorox wipe the earth of humans, and start over?" >> jimmy: gosh >> and really, it's about what
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i would do if i had three more days and i want to make things right with george, who is like my true love, that got away, played by bobby cannavale. >> jimmy: oh >> it's really -- it's really sweet. it's really funny. and i just -- i really love this movie >> jimmy: it's got a lot of heart in it, too, because you go, "oh, yeah," and by the end, you're like, "come on. it's just well done, well directed, well written, well acted. but i was going to ask you, is it trickier to play kind of taking it down, like, a notch? it's like, "okay, just go in normally." like, "melissa, just open the door." or do you have to go, like, "well, here's the way i -- if i was being funny, i could open the door." >> there's a scene in the movie, it opens the movie. i have a dog in a baby bjorn >> jimmy: yup. >> which is like two seconds before we're about to shoot, and i was like, "can we get a baby bjorn can i put the dog in?" ben's like, "don't put the dog in the baby bjorn. it will never match. the dog's want to get out. we're gonna be here for six hours. >> jimmy: we're already over budget now >> he's like, "yeah, no baby
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bjorn. we don't have one. we have to start shooting. i'm like, "you got it. he said literally, it's like i spun around, and on the way back, i had a baby bjorn on. [ light laughter ] he goes, "i don't know where you got it, but i found a baby bjorn, i put that dog in it. and the dog literally was like, 'i'm never going to walk with my own legs again.'" >> jimmy: this is paradise >> that dog loved it >> jimmy: it's so funny, man everyone's got to watch it and your character also enjoys singing the song "one week since you looked at me." bare naked ladies. how did -- >> yes >> jimmy: you land on that jam >> you know, because it's such a great -- i love that song. it's also a song that, like, everybody thinks they know but it's almost impossible to sing >> jimmy: i have the lyrics on my cards here, and i sent it to you through zoom, if you can see your teleprompter. i thought it would be fun if we could both try to see how long we can go without messing up "one week," by bare naked ladies >> this is going to be short >> jimmy: alright, here we go. ready?
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>> okay. >> jimmy: 1, 2, 3. ♪ it's been one wee since yo looked at me cocke your head to ♪ ♪ the side and said i'm angry five days since you laughed at me and ♪ ♪ said come bac and see me three days since the living ♪ ♪ room i realized it's all m fault but couldn't tell you ♪ [ talking over each other ♪ >> jimmy: yeah, we'll give you that one come on. i hope the smoking man is in this one i remember that line oh, my gosh. that is fun. speaking of fun, segue way, i want to show a clip. here's melissa mccarthy in "superintelligence." take a look at this. >> listen, i have an ai in my phone. >> yeah, you don't have that >> hope floats okay, carol, how did you -- how did you get in here?
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♪ >> jimmy: you got to know my next guests over 30 years ago when "saved by the bell" first premiered. gosh, has it been 30 years no way now they're starring in and producing a reimagining of the original the entire new season of "saved by the bell" is streaming right now as we speak on peacock here's the original cast of "saved by the bell,"
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mark-paul gosselaar, elizabeth berkley lauren, mario lopez and tiffani thiessen yes, it is great to see you guys >> great to see you. >> hi. >> hi. >> jimmy: oh, my gosh. you all look great thank you so much. we have so much to talk about. our shows have a lot of history together because when i first started "late night" in 2009, i tried to get you guys together for a a reunion. and then five years ago, it finally happened >> oh, my god. i was so pregnant. >> jimmy: oh, that's right we put that in the script. that's right did this start the seed, or it started kind of before this. but this start the seed of trying to see what the new reimagining of the show would be >> i think all of us getting dropped back into that iconic hallway with those red lockers, in that garb again, and with you, it was kind of epic and i think it kind of sparked interest, especially because reboots were kind of coming back but something about it was kind of magical with you.
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and i think we all were kind of thinking, if it can be done right. you know, we want to do it justice. but if it can be done right, then we may all be in. >> jimmy: i thought it would be fun to revisit some classic scenes, and just hear what you guys think of these. if you don't mind, just a couple of our favorites. >> this is your life >> i'm excited >> jimmy: first up -- is the a.c. slater/zack morris fight. dude, this is a big deal this is a big deal -- you guys - >> you know what jimmy i'm really proud of this fight i'll tell you why. not only was a choreographing this fight scene right here, but it looked legit. and people split screen it with the rocky 4 balboa/drago fight and it's awesome - >> jimmy: it holds up. >> it's so funny because that fight would never happen in -- in our time now. like two kids on our set, we would have stunt doubles, we'd have a stunt coordinator - >> padding >> padding, like it would have
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been cuts. that was legit >> good point. that's a good point. >> we pushed each other, we fought each other. it was the real deal >> jimmy: that was -- it was well done. >> there were teenage hormones happening. >> jimmy: it's kind of insane. >> oh, my god. you guys >> jimmy: right? my next clip, this is prom and this -- it was kelly and zack's first kiss. tiffani and mark-paul, do you remember shooting this were you nervous i mean, you guys were kids >> totally i completely remember. i remember that sweatshirt, it became such a big deal >> jimmy: that's right >> was i nervous mark-paul, were you nervous? >> yeah, i canmagi i i was nervous. i didn't have like -- a resume of people that i had kissed up until that point so one of my very first kisses was on "miss bliss" with stevie the rock star. so you might have been, like, my second kiss so i was probably nervous. >> jimmy: aw >> you want to make sure that you're doing it right, and that
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you are not being offensive with your breath or some other things that might pop up >> mark-paul, you were a total gentleman. you still are. you always have been >> always. >> jimmy: aw >> i made sure i was wearing two-ply underwear at that -- [ laughter ] >> jimmy: all right. tmi, tmi this last one, we have to end with the all-time classic, elizabeth. dave, can we roll the clip >> oh, no. >> you can't sing tonight. >> yes i can i'm so excited i'm so excited i'm so -- scared >> jimmy: oh, no so scared. elizabeth. >> jessie spano. >> i know, jessie spano. what do you remember that day? did you have any idea that this moment would be one of the most beloved scenes in television history? >> no. i mean, we had no idea, right, mark-paul? i mean, i remember we did a couple of takes, and it was good and then they told us they got
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it, now just let it rip. we did >> little-known fact, but the pills, the caffeine pills were red hots >> yes >> i remember that >> so we were popping those between takes. >> oh, yeah, sugar high, and, yeah >> jimmy: let's talk about the new show who can set it up? >> so, essentially, it's 30 years later and we're back at bayside high, which takes place in this fictitious town here in california zack is the governor of california, still married to kelly, who is obviously the first lady jessie is now a guidance counselor at the school. i'm an athletic director, and those are essentially our roles there. and we come across this new group of kids who -- some of which have been bussed in, now, this new program that's been implemented by the state, by yours truly over there and he -- now it introduces these new dynamics that we've
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never seen before at bayside, with class warfare >> privilege >> issues and things that have never been discussed because we're no longer on saturday morning. >> jimmy: also, there may be some pretty special cameos from a few familiar faces along the way. i'm not going send -- spoil anything, but dude, that's what this weekend is for. you have to binge this, go on peacock and watch. i want to show everyone a clip here's mark-paul gosselaar, elizabeth berkley lauren, mario lopez and tiffani thiessen in "saved by the bell." take a look at this. >> so great to be back, huh? >> i have so many fond memories of this place. i mean, this is where i was crowned homecoming queen >> and where casey kasem kept hosting those nationally televised dance contests for some reason. >> guys, we can talk about old times all day. but i want to hear what's new. come on, governor preppy tell us what it's like running california >> well, i met with a seismologist who said our next earthquake will be an extinction level event everyone who survives will wish
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they had died. >> hey, remember when we dressed screech up as an alien >> totally >> jimmy: the original cast of "saved by the bell," everybody the entire new season is available right now on peacock we'll be right back with a very special performance from sheryl crow. stick around, everybody. thanks, guys >> thank you >> thanks for having us. ♪
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>> jimmy: look at this box set, right here this thing is awesome. performing "you don't know how it feels" from tom petty's "wildflowers and all the rest," here is sheryl crow. [ cheers and applause >> one, two, ready, go ♪ ♪ let me run with you tonigh i'll take you on a moonlight ride ♪ ♪ there's someone i used to se but they don't give damn for me ♪ ♪ ♪ but let me ge
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to the point let's roll another joint and turn the radio loud ♪ ♪ i'm too alone to be proud you don't know how it feels you don't know ♪ ♪ how it feels to be me people come people g some grow youn some grow cold ♪ ♪ ♪ i woke up in betwee a memory and a dream ♪ ♪ so let's get to the point
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let's roll another joint let's head o down the road ♪ ♪ there's somewhere i gotta go and you don't know how it feels ♪ ♪ you don't kno how it feels to be me ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ my old man wa born to rock he's still tryin' to
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beat the clock ♪ ♪ think of me what you will i've got a littl space to fill ♪ ♪ ♪ so let's get to the point let's roll another joint let's head o down the road ♪ ♪ there's somewhere i gotta go you don't know how it feels ♪ ♪ you don't kno how it feels no you don't kno how it feels to be me ♪ ♪ you don't kno how it feels you don't know how it feels ♪ ♪ no you don't know
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how it feels to be me ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: thank you all for watching stay safe out there. wear a mask. wash your hands. don't touch your face. stay tuned for "late night with seth meyers. goodnight, everybody ♪


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