tv The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon NBC July 24, 2021 1:10am-2:13am PDT
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on my cardboard be 'cause we're in toky where i ride the rend ♪ ♪ to play water pol going for the gold nose plugs sounds like i got a cold ♪ ♪ but we just keep winnin no time to synch the synchronized swimmin paddles up 'cause i'm ♪ ♪ ready to roll gonna row row ro gonna row that boa spent all last year ♪ ♪ learning taekwond woah it's time to represent your country ♪ ♪ no matter where you're fro waking up at 2:00 a.m ♪ ♪ to watch a ♪ ♪ little badminto catching stock with socks o we're playing football ♪ ♪ pour yourself some wheatie time to win it all this olympics ♪ ♪ this olympics this olympic this olympic we gon' win ♪ ♪ some medals pushing pedal 'cause i ride a bm or spot me weight liftin check this flex ♪ ♪ i ran a biathlo triathlon is nex on the archery range
i wear my safety specs ♪ ♪ volleyball in the sun like we in top gun got out fencing gear like the three musketeers ♪ ♪ just one put under pa for the course not feeling much force oh you gotta yell fore ♪ ♪ hit them serve them looks out on the cours in short short we gonna represent ♪ ♪ our country in ever event rugby surfing golf skateboarding equestrian table tennis boxing ♪ ♪ basketball judo step up to the podiu time to wear your gold this olympics ♪ ♪ this olympics this olympic this olympic we gon' win the gold ♪ [ cheers and applause ♪ >> steve: from studio 6b in rockefeller center in the heart of new york city, it's "the tonight show starring jimmy fallon."
tonight, join jimmy and his guests matt damon jason sudeikis musical guest camila cabello and featuring the legendary roots crew >> questlove: 1496!. >> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: oh, my goodness! welcome! thank you! welcome, everybody welcome! that's a crowd that is a crowd right there. new york city. welcome. thank you for being here
please have a seat enjoy yourself welcome, welcome, welcome to "the tonight show," everybody. you're here. thank you for watching [ cheers and applause well, guys, we are coming to you after the olympic opening ceremony right now [ cheers and applause ssly want dancing, fireworks, and the showstopper, a greased up flag bearer from tonga. >> and here comes tonga, perhaps the only olympic nation made famous for its flag bearing. >> jimmy: yeah that baby oil is the first good pr johnson and johnson has had in a year. [ laughter ] yep, everyone loved it, until he got too close to the olympic torch. like, "oh, fire in the hole. [ laughter ] get him away, get him away." that's right the tokyo olympics are finally here but, you can tell the ceremony was delayed a year when they said, "release the doves oh, no okay, cut to tonga, cut to tonga. [ clears throat cut to tonga." yeah [ laughter ]
and a lot of people are talking about italy's outfits. take a -- take a look at these yeah [ light laughter ] look like a bunch of sbarro workers going on strike. [ laughter ] come on, italy, you're in how can you not bust out the mario and luigi overalls i mean, come on. at one point, a few performers came out and did live reenactments of all 50 olympic sport logos. watch this ♪ ♪ [ laughter ] >> jimmy: when you have three hours to fill with no crowd, this is what you end up with ladies and gentlemen, that's what happens that's right, over the next two weeks we'll see 339 different events of course, one popular sport is trampoline it's not -- really not what you think it is. take a look. >> needs better than 61.745 to take gold for china.
[ laughter ] >> jimmy: okay, it's exactly what you think it is no big deal. all right. [ light laughter ] but, this isn't good, an australia equestrian athlete was suspended for a positive cocaine test organizers knew something was up when he jumped seven fences during practice and -- and he wasn't on a horse. [ laughter ] some sports news here in the u.s. today, cleveland announced that they're changing the name of their baseball team to the cleveland guardians. come on, even the name washington football team is more exciting than that. i'm surprised they didn't go with something more unique to cleveland, like, the layovers or - [ laughter ] we miss lebrons. you know people aren't wild about their new logo either. here, look at the logo looks like thor's helmet hooked up with mr. met. [ laughter ]
this is big too. the nfl announced that this season teams will automatically forfeit games that are delayed by a covid outbreak. >> steve: ooh. >> jimmy: yep, the teams will have to forfeit, or worse, change their names to the guardians. [ laughter ] some business news, i saw that walmart is offering free health screenings to customers starting tomorrow. meanwhile, one guy getting his prostate checked at walmart today was like, "what do you mean starting tomorrow [ laughter ] who are you? yeah, i have cash. [ laughter ] and finally, i read about a mom who threw her 6-year-old son a a southwest airlines themed birthday party [ light laughter ] mom really nailed the theme, 'cause every kid went home with four ounces of water and a bag of old potato chips. [ cheers and applause we have a great show give it up for the roots, everybody. big show, tonight. [ cheers and applause ♪
♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: well, we have a giant show for you tonight you know, tonight is the first show that we've had two guests and an actual musical guest here at -- in our studio in over a year and a half >> steve: yeah [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: a little history so, thank you for being here what a show we have for you. he stars in the new film "stillwater," oscar winner, matt damon is here [ cheers and applause >> steve: great actor, hilarious. >> jimmy: plus, his show "ted lasso" just picked up 20 emmy nominations, the most of any new comedy series ever ever [ cheers and applause season two premiers today on apple tv plus. jason sudeikis is here [ cheers and applause >> steve: come on. >> jimmy: and we have an amazing musical performance. singing, dancing, costumes, a giant set, she just knows how to bring it every single time. performing her new song "don't go yet," camila cabello is here
>> steve: yeah [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: camila >> steve: wow! >> jimmy: she is here. >> steve: that's a show. >> jimmy: if that wasn't enough - >> steve: what >> jimmy: in the spirit of the olympics, we're having a a competition of our own, a friendly competition with the biggest band in the world. we're playing a brand-new game with bts tonight >> steve: whoa >> jimmy: this is a big show [ cheers and applause >> steve: come on. >> jimmy: i'm so happy guys, today's friday, and that's usually when i catch up with some personal stuff i check my inbox, return some emails and, of course, send out thank you notes. [ cheers and applause and i was just running a bit behind i thought, if you guys wouldn't mind, i'd just like to write out my weekly thank you notes, right now. is that cool [ cheers and applause james, can i get some "thank you note" writing music, please ♪ [ laughter ] >> steve: wow. olympic spirit >> jimmy: yeah
thank you, olympics, for once again making me jealous that there are people who get paid to jump on trampolines [ laughter ] ♪ thank you, olympic diving, for not going by your original name, impressive falling [ laughter ] >> steve: ah beep, beep, beep ♪ >> jimmy: thank you, athlete bedrooms in the olympic village for finally answering the question, can dorm rooms get even more depressing [ laughter ] >> steve: wow! here's where this -- >> jimmy: oh, my god >> steve: "no crowds stay right here. ♪ >> jimmy: thank you, milwaukee bucks logo, for looking more like the logo you'd find on a pair of camo sandals at bass pro shops. [ laughter ]
they have, like, the bottle opener on the bottom ♪ thank you, summer weddings, for giving me the exciting opportunity to sweat through the nicest clothes i own [ cheers and applause ♪ thank you, pill bottles, or as i like to call you, medicine maracas. [ laughter ] medicine maracas ♪ thank you, mosquito repellant bracelet, you may not actually work, but hey, at least i look like i'm wearing a phone cord from the '80s. [ laughter ] do they still have those phone cords you used to attach to kids >> steve: yeah that was crazy >> jimmy: that was a mistake, right? >> steve: big mistake. [ laughter ] i don't want to watch them i just want them on a leash. >> jimmy: yeah
>> steve: yeah >> jimmy: yeah, i love it when it's just completely stretched out. >> steve: yeah >> jimmy: like, "my kid's in the next door. yeah - >> steve: "if it goes slack, tell me. [ laughter ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you, picnic tables, for finding a way to make sitting down feel like climbing into a window [ laughter ] [ applause ] ♪ thank you, portable neck fans, or as i like to call you, breeze, by dre [ cheers and applause there you have it, everybody those are our "thank you notes. we'll be right back with bts come on back [ cheers and applause ♪ so with your home & auto bundle, you'll save money and get round-the-clock protection. -sounds great. -sure does. shouldn't something, you know, wacky be happening right now? we thought people could use a break. we've all been through a lot this year.
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e us is connected.in' good everyone. everywhere. where everyone is included. where everyone has access to information, education, opportunity. ♪ ♪ ♪ when everyone and everything is connected. that's really beautiful. anything is possible. good morning. cisco. the bridge to possible. ♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: welcome back to "the tonight show." and now, please join me in welcoming one of the biggest bands in the world, bts! [ cheers and applause ♪ >> jimmy: now -- all right, you guys -- i wanted to challenge you guys to a brand new game.
it is time for will it fit [ cheers and applause ♪ will it will it fit tell me, will it fit yeah ♪ ♪ will it fit ♪ >> yeah. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: it works i'm going to hit this button, which will activate the will it fit generator. it will give you a random object on one side and a a different object it has to fit into on the other side such as 42 eggs in a mailbox or 100 marshmallow peeps in a swim cap raise the yes paddle if you think it will fit. and raise the no paddle if you do not think it will bts, are you ready for this? >> yeah! >> let's go, man >> yo, yo. [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: jimin, you're up first. you're objects are - >> will 33 sticks of butter fit in a fishbowl? [ audience ohs ] >> yeah! >> jimmy: he says yes! >> prove it.
>> jimmy: all right, here we go let's see if he can get 33 sticks of butter in a a fishbowl whenever you're ready. go >> let's go. go, go, go, go, go - [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: will 33 sticks of butter fit in a fishbowl >> force them to fit >> ooh >> jimmy: suga, be careful >> be careful -- >> jimmy: yes! he made it fit [ cheers and applause ♪ >> it fits >> jimmy: next round, j-hope you are up >> okay, i'm here. [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: your objects are - >> will 91 ping pong balls fit in a christmas stocking? >> he scores yes. [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: yes! >> prove it. ♪ >> let's go. >> let's go, let's go. >> jimmy: 91 is a lot. 91 ping pong balls in a christmas stocking yeah, that's easy. [ speaking foreign language >> jimmy: help him out
yeah - oh, no - disaster [ talking over each other >> jimmy: there's ping pong balls all over the place there's balls all over the place. get them help them out. >> last one, last one. >> yeah! >> jimmy: yes! he did it! [ cheers and applause ♪ 91 ping pong balls >> yes, it fit >> jimmy: this next one is for rm here is your objects >> will six bts t-shirts fit on rm >> no. >> i hate -- let's go green! [ cheers and applause >> prove it. >> jimmy: so you have to put on all of the shirts at the same time is that right? or one at a time >> easy, peasy, lemon squeezy! let's go >> jimmy: here he goes, he's going for it ready? [ cheers and applause go >> go! >> jimmy: that's one >> no, go, go, go -- >> jimmy: that's one that's not bad that looks like it fits. >> well, it fits now tell them will it fit now. >> jimmy: one more one more can he do it [ speaking foreign language
>> jimmy: that's what i'm talking about! look at that >> we won! [ talking over each other [ cheers and applause ♪ >> it fit again. >> jimmy: jungkook, you know i never mess around with you, bud. let's see what this has to say here >> will ten scoops of ice cream [ speaking foreign language >> i think it's too small, though, but -- [ speaking foreign language >> no. >> let's go! [ cheers and applause >> prove it. >> jimmy: ten scoops into a taco shell do no break the shell. you have to be very careful. >> okay, j.k., let's go, let's go >> jimmy: jungkook, go >> let's go, let's go, j.k [ cheers and applause >> what? >> jung-scoop! >> jimmy: that's good. that's one scoop >> two >> two-kook! >> jimmy: that counts. that's two scoops. they're mixing the flavors, look at this >> scoop, scoop. >> jimmy: that's five. you're half-way there. [ cheers and applause >> almost there. almost there, come on. >> oh, yeah!
>> nine! >> last one! >> last one, last -- jung-scoop >> jung-scoop! [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: yes, that's my man that's how he got the nickname yes, he's an ace, jungkook >> it fit. >> jimmy: suga, here we go we got nothing to worry about. will it fit? >> will 81 candles fit on a cupcake? >> whoa. >> jimmy: will 81 candles -- >> whoa. >> jimmy: on a single cupcake? suga says yes! >> yo! [ cheers and applause >> prove it. >> jimmy: tiny cupcake all right, let's go for it ready? >> you don't need the glove. let's go one. >> go, suga. go suga. >> two >> jimmy: you have to be very careful >> three >> jimmy: you have to be very careful. this is very precise >> four. >> i think this will all take a while. >> jimmy: it's going to take a a little while >> let's go, let's go. let's go
let's go >> yeah, let's go. [ speaking foreign language >> yeah! >> let's go, let's go. >> wow >> jimmy: that's what i'm -- there you go, look at that come on, now [ cheers and applause and a ping pong ball >> another fitter. >> jimmy: v, you're objects are -- [ cheers and applause >> will 35 figurines fit in these pants? >> jimmy: how tight are your pants? no, he says -- oh, he says yes! [ cheers and applause >> prove it. >> jimmy: all right, are you ready? >> yeah. >> jimmy: set. go >> go, go on >> let's go, let's go, let's go >> jimmy: he's got big pockets there. he's got all of them in one pocket [ cheers and applause yeah, you guys can help him out. >> yeah. >> oh, yeah. >> jimmy: that's what i'm talking about! that's it, right there i think, i say he got it [ cheers and applause
>> still fits. >> jimmy: jin, you're up next. [ cheers and applause jin, your objects are -- >> will 19 bananas fit in a fanny pack >> jimmy: 19 >> fanny pack? >> jimmy: bananas. >> yes >> jimmy: yeah [ cheers and applause >> come on >> prove it. >> jimmy: he must put on the fanny pack >> okay. >> okay, let's go. >> jimmy: 19 bananas in a fanny pack >> okay. >> come on >> let's go, let's go, let's go >> all right, let's go >> let's go. [ cheers and applause >> let's go bananas. let's go bananas >> jimmy: this is unbelievable this is not bad. this is possible he didn't use the front pocket, yet. this one they crushed. [ cheers and applause whoa, and he crushes it. >> fit as a fiddle >> jimmy: it is now time for the final round. you all have to vote as a team for this last one. you're final objects are - >> will jimmy fallon fit in a washing machine filled with
nacho cheese >> oh, yes >> jimmy: i'm six foot tall -- >> yeah! >> jimmy: no, come on. that's - >> why not >> prove it. [ audience chanting jimmy >> jimmy: oh, no all right, here we go. all right, all right, all right! here we go >> really? >> let's go! [ audience chanting jimmy [ cheers and applause ♪ >> jimmy: the answer is no the answer is no, i do not fit into a washing machine full of nacho cheese [ sad tuba ] >> it doesn't fit >> jimmy: all right, my thanks
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♪ >> oh, my god. >> jimmy: matt, look at this are you kidding me >> oh, man >> jimmy: c'mon. >> that's so good [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you can't beat that feeling, right >> aw, it's the best >> jimmy: yeah, that is the greatest [ cheers and applause welcome back >> yeah, welcome back, everybody. welcome back that's great. >> jimmy: thanks for coming on the show and coming here live in studio we appreciate this. >> and i am so lucky to have come tonight. >> jimmy: yeah >> it's a big night. >> jimmy: it is a big night for us, yeah i heard this rumor because i know you and the family moved out to l.a. for a few years -- >> yeah. >> jimmy: -- it spans eight years. >> eight years >> jimmy: you may be coming back to new york is that -- >> yeah, we're moving back. >> jimmy: you are coming back to the studio? [ cheers and applause i love it. >> yeah, we were supposed to actually move back last year but -- but with everything that happened, i didn't want to put my kids in a new zoom school >> jimmy: how many zoom schools can we be in >> yeah, really. >> jimmy: yeah, exactly, right >> but -- you know, we're east coast people and, you know, there's no place like home, so - >> jimmy: there's no place
>> i'm coming back >> jimmy: absolutely oh, good well, welcome back i know you -- i have two daughters. you have four daughters? >> yeah. >> jimmy: what -- we have -- i mean -- we have the cutest thing in the world my kids are -- winnie just turned 8 today >> oh, wow >> jimmy: yeah, great birthday, so yeah. >> i'm 10, 12, 15 and then we've got one who just turned 23. >> jimmy: wow. >> yeah. >> jimmy: and can you tell the difference the 15 and - >> oh, yeah. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: i mean, not the difference between the two, but i mean in age. >> no, i don't really know the difference between my kids i just - [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, i think i know you right? >> you're one of mine, right [ laughter ] >> jimmy: but i mean, is the older one -- is it a teenager? is that real thing where they're like, "oh, dad, no stop." >> oh, my, yes -- yeah, yeah >> jimmy: i'm getting eye rolls now and -- >> you are >> jimmy: yeah, definitely >> okay, so -- >> jimmy: where they -- you used to be my biggest fan. >> right >> jimmy: anything i can do would laugh and go, "that's right, honey." >> so that's interest -- so the eye rolls -- remember when your kid started crawling >> jimmy: yeah >> -- and you thought it was really cool the first day -- >> jimmy: yeah >> and then, like, the second day you're like, you turn your head for one minute and you're like, "how did you get to cleveland? [ laughter ]
like, why are you wearing a guardians hat? how did you know -- it's like, "you bought a bus ticket?" like what -- >> jimmy: it has happened this fast >> so the eye roll thing is like that. like, it's cute, "oh, she 'sike, stop that. just stop. >> everything i do is not cool >> jimmy: really >> yeah. oh, absolutely if music comes on and i start to dance, it's like -- i -- it's immediately shut down >> jimmy: it's like, "please do not do that. >> "dude, stop it now! you're embarrassing me." i'm like, "we're the only ones here." >> jimmy: yeah, come on. we got to give we're family >> i'm not -- i'm moving to the music. it's like a thing that happened >> jimmy: yeah, they won't let you do it. but mom's cool? >> yeah, of course i mean, they love mom, the coolest thing ever [ laughter ] got them convinced - >> jimmy: yeah >> -- and she's, kind of, got me convinced too >> jimmy: yeah, exactly, yeah. >> yeah, exactly >> jimmy: good for you but i'm happy that your family's great. i want to talk about "the last duel" before we talk about your new movie. "the last duel," you just finished this movie. you and ben affleck, your buddy, you're
pals forever, you co-wrote "good will hunting" together >> yeah. >> jimmy: this is the first script that you wrote together since then >> that's right. first movie we've written in 25 years or something. and we wrote with someone -- we with another great writer named nicole holofcener. it's a movie -- it's going to come out later in the year, but it's about -- it's about the last sanctioned duel in medieval france between these two knights. one of whom accuses the other of raping his wife and they fought to the death. and it's all based on this history book we read and so we adapted that but we saw it as a story of perspective. and so, ben and i wrote the male perspectives and nicole wrote the female perspective i'm really excited about it. ridley scott directed it. >> jimmy: i love it i love you guys are back together i can't wait for that. i want to tell you. >> yeah, i'm back. we'll come back. yeah, i'll bring him >> jimmy: yeah there you go. bring him. yeah, you're good. i want to ask him too. but let's talk about your movie out now, "stillwater." congrats on the great reviews for this you totally transformed in this, by the way, and i've seen everything you're in
and, you know, i love you, but i'm like, "oh, this is like -- you walk differently you stand different. the goatee the hat. the boots. i mean, you're from oklahoma >> yeah. i -- we went down there and this guy that i played is a roughneck, right he works on the oil rigs and we were really lucky we met these great roughnecks who gave us, kind of, complete access >> jimmy: you went to oklahoma >> yeah, absolutely. and when -- and that's where all the detail and the performance, kind of, came from they came -- >> jimmy: were they open arms like, "yeah, let me show you what's -- >> yeah, i mean -- i mean, they were, like, understandably wary at first, you know kind of, like, you know, what are you -- what are your intentions >> jimmy: yeah, yeah >> when you're making a movie about a roughneck, like, "come on, hollywood liberal, what are you doing? >> jimmy: yeah, yeah you're not making fun of us, are you? yeah. >> yeah, exactly and once they saw that tom mccarthy is the director, tom and i -- what our movie was and we were just trying to get it accurate, they were amazing and took us around to their oil riggs, took us -- you know, to their family's, like, barbecues in the backyard. which was just amazing -- it was such an insight into these
guys and how they just completely helped the performance and also, like, you know, we're sitting in the backyard and like -- and then -- i mean, not a backyard don't think, like, big sprawling oklahoma, rural, beautiful landscape. and, like, the tee dad and their dad is like, "all right. and like, "the shotgun's come out. >> jimmy: really >> yeah. well, they wanted to take a run at jason bourne. and, you know -- [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, of course they do jason bourne's here. >> yeah, all right, kids, come on, let's go so, you know, we're shooting skeet and eating barbecue. and, basically, the best day the best day ever. >> jimmy: oh, my gosh. isn't it amazing how -- i mean, gosh, everything in the country is gorgeous. but really, you don't even get a chance to even explore a second of it booth you go to oklahoma and you're like, "oh, my gosh this is great. >> i know. that's a great thing about my job, actually. it's one thing that, you know, that research phase, like, "just because i'm an actor, people, kind of, you know, throughout my life have accepted me into their -- you know, into the "hey, i'm trying to research that's one thing that research, just because i'm an actor, people kind of, you
know, throughout my life have accepted me into their -- you know, into like, "hey, i'm trying to research this. can you help and they're like, "yeah, come on let me show you how i live." and it's the coolest thing i all ways leave those trips feeling like what binds us is so much greater than what divides us i all ways leave those trips, kind of, angry at politicians. >> jimmy: yeah, exactly, yeah. exactly, right it's like, "oh, yeah we can all get along this is -- actually, we're all here together. the movie is -- it's tricky. it's your daughter, basically, goes to france and she's accused of murdering someone that she did not a murder she did not commit. and you have to go try to talk to her she's in prison and figure out what actually went on and what's going down. >> yeah. it's -- the movie starts and you realize this roughneck -- this guy from oklahoma is traveling and he ends up in marce, france. and you're like, "what is going on?" and it turns out he's visiting his daughter, who is already four years into a sentence for a murder she didn't commit and so it looks it might be a thriller, like, one of those, like, awesome liam neeson movies, where he's like, "i have a particular set of skills." [ laughter ] >> no, he's like - it's not that at all >> jimmy: so, yeah. >> i just
wanna if -- please don't go to the movie thinking it. because it really is more of a a drama. it's like -- you know, it's got some of those thriller elements, but it's about a real guy trying to really do his best and he doesn't really have the tools that he needs. he doesn't speak the language. he doesn't understand the culture. he's just trying to help because he's, kind of, got this damaged relationship with his daughter and he's just trying to make it right >> jimmy: but also, as in any good movie, it has a couple of good twists -- >> sure. >> jimmy: -- in the end. you didn't see it coming you're like, "what?" we were lucky to go to a a stream, which i was just siked to go to a movie theater >> yeah. >> jimmy: there's people and i go, "oh, my gosh." and i was just even, just getting, kind of, emotional. i saw some footage from you and can -- >> yeah. >> jimmy: -- got a standing ovation for this film. >> yeah. >> jimmy: and you get a little choked up because you go like, "yeah. i miss all this stuff. i kind of take it for granted. >> but, yeah -- but it's like tonight, it's just the best. like, we belong in rooms together like that's -- yeah. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i want to show everyone a clip. here's matt damon in "stillwater. take a look at this.
>> hey hey, what happened >> i'm sorry i just -- i can't talk to that guy anymore. he was just saying some horrible things. >> like what >> like he just wants to put an arab kid in jail you know. he doesn't care which one >> that's it >> that's it what do you mean, "that's it?" he's a racist. >> okay. he's a racist. you've still got to talk to him. >> no, i don't talk to him, no >> he might know something >> no, he doesn't know something. bill, we're not going to send an innocent boy to jail. >> my daughter is innocent [ cheers and applause >> by the way, before -- thanks >> jimmy: before you invite them out, can i just say ted lasso is the greatest thing, that jason sudeikis is so awesome >> jimmy: yeah, are ya >> i was so happy for the guy. it's so good i'm so happy for that guy. >> jimmy: me too i agree with you matt damon everybody that's what i'm talking about. "stillwater" opens in theaters july 30th. we'll be right back with jason sudeikis stick around
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when everyone and everything is connected. that's really beautiful. anything is possible. good morning. cisco. the bridge to possible. ♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: my next guest is a a talented actor and comedian. here he is on the cover of "gq. look at this, jason sudeikis is having one hell of a year. [ cheers and applause he is. you can see him in the second season of his peabody-winning emmy-nominated show, "ted lasso," starting today on apple tv+. please welcome jason sudeikis. ♪ [ cheers and applause ♪
>> jimmy: look at that standing o are we getting a standing -- >> that's good that's not normal? >> jimmy: that's not normal. no, that's not normal. there you go [ cheers and applause that's for you come on. >> i tell you -- i thought you might've, like, goosed the seat, so i - >> jimmy: no, i didn't goose the seat.' juiced them they love you, bud >> oh, that's very sweet thank you. >> jimmy: that's got to feel good coming from a comedian who used to work in the theater and then - >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: and work in front of a crowd. >> yeah, to see an actual crowd again, yeah. >> jimmy: don't you miss that? >> i do, i do, yeah. >> jimmy: i met you first on "snl." >> yes, sir. >> jimmy: as a writer and a -- >> my first year, your last year >> jimmy: yeah, that's right >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: yeah, you, kind of, pushed me out. [ laughter ] >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: i remember that. when you told, "that's enough. >> and what happened to you since? >> jimmy: "jimmy, we've had enough." [ laughter ] so dude, can you tell everyone what -- cause this is a story i never heard before of your audition for "saturday night live" at the comic strip. >> yeah, yeah. yeah, it was at "stand up new york." >> jimmy: oh, "stand up new york."
>> yeah, yeah. that's all right it's my life i'm the one who should know. [ laughter ] you got a lot going on >> jimmy: but it's nerve wracking as it is. >> oh, it's nerve wracking there are 12 dudes it was all guys. because -- yeah, dean edwards had just left. you know, tracy had just left. >> jimmy: okay >> and so, they were looking for guys and so, it was me and 12 other fellas i was, like, 5th or 7th, i can't quite remember and i'm nervous, as one should be, or excited >> jimmy: do you do stand up >> no. >> jimmy: no >> no, i just sketch an improv you know, like, i'm -- you know, i'm -- going out there by yourself and i'm standing on the side and i drank -- i remember i was drinking like a a diet coke and rum. you know just to steady my nerves i don't -- you know. >> jimmy: yeah >> it's bouncing, "what would jimmy buffett do," right [ laughter ] >> jimmy: as one does. as one would should say. >> and they're not going to make you a margarita >> jimmy: no, not at a comedy club no, the machine's too loud >> so, they do that. and all of a sudden, jeff ross comes walking in i'm in the lobby and jeff ross, the roast master general >> jimmy: comedian, yeah >> right and i was like, "oh, wow that's jeff ross." and then behind him, in comes walking chris rock well then -- yeah. so i'm like, "oh, okay, they're
probably coming to see the new talent, the new breed. >> jimmy: chris was on saturday night live. >> yeah, exactly yeah, chris is there, you know and when you're doing this audition, this club, you have the whole, "lorne's there. >> jimmy: lorne michaels, yup. >> tina, steve higgins was there and mike schumacher. so you have this tribunal. they're in the back, i figured "chris is just going them. then, the person ends and chris is standing right next to me >> jimmy: you're about to go up >> about to go up. i just -- you know, suck down my rum and diet coke and chris looks up at me and he goes, "oh, hey, man. i go, "hey." he goes, "was this your big shot?" i go, "uh, kinda." he goes, "sorry. "ladies and gentlemen, chris rock." the guy says that. the place goes bonkers like, legit bonkers. [ light laughter ] i mean -- no and i was just -- and even lorne was like, "ah, it's chris rock! [ laughter ] >> jimmy: no, he didn't. >> no, he didn't he did not do that [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you -- >> yup so he went up. he -- luckily, he only did, like, 15 minutes they were preparing jokes for mtv video music awards >> jimmy: you can't follow chris rock >> "oh, but you had to, jason. [ light laughter ] no, "i know, you can't." and so, he comes down and then he walks by me and he goes,
"hey, man. good luck. i go, "thank you, i appreciate it." he goes, "they love original thought. that was his one little sentence of advice they love original thought >> jimmy: chris said that to you after he just destroyed -- >> after he just destroyed for 20 minutes >> jimmy: yeah, he's like -- yeah the microphone's melted. [ light laughter ] the original -- yeah >> yeah, the original thought is, like, " i have none. i have no thoughts right now." [ light laughter ] and then the guy is like, "ladies and gentlemen, jason sudekeis." and you know, said my name wrong. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: perfect. >> but you know what it felt like it was, kind of, like, a flag on the play. it was like, "okay if i bomb, if i fail right now, i'll all ways be able to sit at the end of the bar in a little part of kansas going, "i had to follow chris freaking rock." [ laughter ] >> jimmy: exactly. >> yeah, and luckily, it worked out. i mean, i got hired as a a writer, you know, for a couple of years. and -- >> jimmy: worked your way up >> yeah, so it was -- it turned out all right. but the audition - >> jimmy: i can't even tell you. i heard from so many friends they said, "have you seen jason sudekeis' show, 'ted lasso?'" and i go, "i have not seen this yet. they go, "you're going to freak out. you're going to cry. you're going to cry. i go -- they go, "yeah, from
comedy but also emotion. it's just going to move you. this one's going to rock you i go, "let's go. i didn't know jason. i don't know if you -- you've never made me cry before >> nope. never have on purpose. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, you made me cry. >> no. >> jimmy: i love "ted lasso. >> come on >> jimmy: everyone loves "ted lasso." in fact, we're such giant "ted lasso" fans, questlove already watched season two last night or something >> questlove: yeah, hi [ laughter ] >> he has access to everything >> jimmy: backstage, quest was trying to get codes from jason to see the rest of the episodes >> yeah, he goes, "come on, man. ask me for codes." codes. >> jimmy: i love that. >> give me the golden ticket, wonka. >> jimmy: but a -- >> cough it up, buddy. >> jimmy: but congrats on this 20 emmy nominations. you made television history, buddy. [ cheers and applause you made tv history. >> yeah. >> jimmy: you knocked it out of the park >> yeah, no, kicked it off the pitch. whatever metaphor works. >> jimmy: yeah >> no, that -- i mean, that's lovely luckily, there -- it's an ensemble show so the 20 nominations go to everybody that worked on the show in different -- >> jimmy: yeah >> capacities.
it's a good feeling. >> jimmy: you worked hard, buddy, and is there any way to set up what's going to happen in the season or in the last season >> well, i would say that -- yeah, the second season -- this is "empire strikes back. you know, this -- this starts in the cold and it ends in, maybe, a little chillier place than when we started >> jimmy: yeah, okay >> everybody's got to go in their cave and meet a little green man. spoilers, if you haven't seen "empire strikes back," but - [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, so you're saying baby yoda might be in "ted lasso" season two >> i mean, you know, me and baby yoda have a history >> jimmy: yeah it's so funny and you'll just love it. and i want to show everyone a clip here's jason sudeikis in season two of "ted lasso. take a look. >> when michelle and i did couples therapy, it was with this therapist she had been going to for a while and i just, kind of, felt like i was being set up, you know like, i was going in there not to be listened to but rather just to hear about all the things i've been doing wrong >> and that's the only time you've ever seen a therapist >> oh, yeah. >> do you remember what you said when i got dumped by the cruise ship dancer and swore i would never date another dancer again? >> can i have your tap shoes
>> all people are different people >> i said that >> uh-huh. >> that's pretty good. [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: yeah, it is pretty good jason sudeikis congrats on everything, buddy. [ cheers and applause >> thank you >> jimmy: we'll be right back with a performance from camila cabello stick around come on back [ cheers and applause ♪ i'm really nervous. i don't know what i should wear. just wear something not too crazy, remember it's a business dinner not a costume party. on a spotty network this is what she heard... just wear something crazy, remember it's a costume party. a costume party!? yes! anybody want to split a turkey leg?
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[ cheers and applause >> whoo! [ speaking a foreign language ] ♪ ♪ ♪ i replayed this momen for months ♪ ♪ alone in my hea waitin' for it to come ♪ ♪ i wrote all your line in the script in my mind ♪ ♪ and i hope that you follow it for once ♪ ♪ i imagine myself in satin the room was platinu and gold ♪ ♪ i'd dance and catch your eye you'll be mesmerized oh ♪ ♪ we'd find a corne then your hands in my hair ♪ ♪ finally we're her so why ♪ ♪ sayin' you got a flight need an early nigh no don't go yet ♪ ♪ oh yeah don't go ye don't go yet ♪ ♪ oh yeah don't go ye don't go yet ♪ ♪ oh yeah don't go ye don't go yet ♪
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don't leave yet ♪ [ speaking a foreign language ] ♪ oh-no-no don't leave ye [ speaking a foreign language ] ♪ oh-no-no don't leave ye stay a little longer ♪ [ speaking a foreign language know you really wanna ♪ ♪ oh-no-no don't leave ye stay a little longer ♪ [ speaking a foreign language oh ♪ ♪ oh yeah don't go ye don't go yet ♪ ♪ oh yeah don't go ye don't go yet ♪ ♪ oh yeah don't go ye don't go yet ♪ ♪ what you leavin' fo when my night is yours just a little more ♪ ♪ what you leavin' fo when my night is yours yours yours ♪ ♪ what you leavin' fo when my night is yours ♪ ♪ just a little mor don't go yet ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: every time yes! that's how you do it come on! oh, my goodness. camila cabello
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