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finally, team usa won its first gold medal at the tokyo paralympics. they both just 17 years old and paralympic newcomers secured gold medals in swimming. they also smashed world records in the process. she set you a new 400 meter record. both competed in classifications for athletes with visual impairments. congratulations to both of them. that will do it for us. see you tomorrow. bye-bye. [ cheers and applause ♪ >> steve: from studio 6b in rockefeller center in the heart of new york city, it's "the tonight show starring jimmy fallon."
tonight, join jimmy and his guests - camila cabello ryan tedder. musical guest, onerepublic and featuring e legendary roots crew >> questlove: 1508 >> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: oh, my goodness. that is -- that's a crowd right there. that's is a new york city crowd right there. i love you guys. welcome. have a seat, enjoy welcome, everybody welcome to "the tonight show."
you're here. you're watching. thank you. [ cheers and applause let's get to some news, guys this week, in a company memo, the ceo of delta airlines refused to use the term delta variant. [ laughter ] and only referred to the virus by its scientific name i guess it explains why pilots have been saying, "welcome aboard thank you for flying b.1.617.2 airlines." [ laughter ] apparently he's afraid that if he says delta too many times the virus will show up like candyman [ laughter ] yeah, he's doing anything he can to distance delta from the variant. today he said, "from now on our airline is pronounced del-tay. [ laughter ] that's right delta is in a pretty weird situation, but this is nice -- another company just released a message of support watch this >> we sympathize with delta's ceo ed bastian hang in there. the only piece of advice we could offer, is to be patient. and before long your company name won't be associated with something so horrific.
>> a message from ebola farms -- baked goods and treats put a little ebola in your day [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: ebola farms. i love that bread. >> steve: i love ebola farms >> jimmy: yeah, that's the best and they make bread. >> steve: yeah, i didn't know that i just thought it was a farm >> jimmy: yeah, you'd think it'd be a bakery you think it'd be ebola bakery or something >> steve: got a bunch of pretzels anything you want. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: oh, really >> steve: yeah >> jimmy: any type of carb >> steve: any kind of baked bread. they got strudel oh, delicious. >> jimmy: oh, strudel. guys, get this, a new report found that nearly all u.s. government agencies are using facial recognition technology [ audience ohs ] americans are like, "well, i don't want something scanning my face. and then went back to pulling down their masks to unlock their phones [ laughter ] yep, most u.s. government agencies are now using some form of facial recognition technology but unfortunately, it's having a little trouble correctly identifying people's faces, and it can't even recognize members of congress.
i'll show you what i mean. for example, it thought congressman austin scott was the 40-year-old virgin [ laughter ] see what i
mean? >> steve: wow. >> jimmy: they're not recognizing -- >> steve: yeah, it's not working right. >> jimmy: no, it's not working correctly. next up, it thought congressman dean phillips was doug funnie. [ laughter ] [ applause ] >> steve: that's not even a real person. >> jimmy: what >> steve: that's a cartoon >> jimmy: i know it's a cartoon. >> steve: wow. this is not working well at all. >> jimmy: can we see that again just to make sure. [ laughter ] it's not working >> steve: wow, it's not working. you're right >> jimmy: next, it thought congressman sam graves was that carnival game with the clown face [ laughter ] i mean, it's just totally not working. >> steve: that's not good at all. >> jimmy: no, it's not good. it thought congressman don young was the owner of jurassic park. [ laughter ] that's not even -- it's a movie. >> steve: oh, my god >> jimmy: it thought senator roger marshall was ross when his teeth got whitened [ laughter ]
>> steve: oh, my goodness. that seems ridiculous. >> jimmy: it thought congressman brad sherman was george costanza. >> steve: wow.
[ laughter ] >> jimmy: and finally, it thought congressman derek kilmer was beaker. [ laughter ] and there you go we're working out some kinks [ applause ] this is a fun story. i saw that a company is selling a miniature replica of the rocket that took jeff bezos to space. here it is [ laughter ] >> steve: oh >> jimmy: yeah yep, there it is anxiously awaiting to probe your galaxy. [ laughter ] seriously, i don't even think you could show that on onlyfans [ laughter ] >> steve: meaning it's hard to get? >> jimmy: what's that? >> steve: is it hard to get? [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, a little - >> steve: a little hard to get >> jimmy: a little bit yeah, yeah, yeah >> steve: i bet you have a ball playing with that. [ laughter ] right? >> jimmy: you think people would have a ball playing with it
>> steve: yeah, fantastic. do you think his whole staff got together to -- [ laughter ] to get that design down? >> jimmy: yeah, congrats to the whole staff, yeah. >> tariq: this whole bit is a fallacy. let's move on. [ laughter ] [ applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: some entertainment news netflix just released a documentary -- how can i even tell jokes after that. [ laughter ] netflix just released a documentary about legendary painter, bob ross, that claims to show the dark side of his life and legacy. it's called "bob ross: happy accidents, betrayal and greed. really netflix do we really need this i mean, what's next, "betty white: secret serial killer"? [ laughter ] why? hey, get this. i heard about some grocery stores in pennsylvania that are all dealing with the same unique issue check this out >> police in multiple counties
are investigating thefts at a grocery store because someone is stealing three-foot-tall snoop dogg bobbleheads police aren't sure if the thefts are connected >> jimmy: when reached for a a comment, snoop said, "stop robbing my bobble, baby bubba. [ laughter ] stop robbing my bobble stop robbing my bobble, baby bubba. [ laughter ] thank you. and finally -- stop robbing my bobble [ light laughter ] stop robbing my bobble, baby bubba. finally a video from -- this is funny. a video from the baggage claim at a seattle airport went viral. it shows a package of frozen chicken coming around the carousel unwrapped. look at this >> jimmy: one guy grabbed it and was like, "oh, wait. these aren't my raw chicken parts. mine has a black handle. yeah, sorry.
[ laughter ] even worse, the kfc colonel saw that and was like, "damn, they know the secret recipe we import our wings through delta. [ applause ] we have a great show give it up for the roots, everybody. ♪ [ cheers and applause ♪ >> jimmy: what a show we have for you tonight. she stars in the upcoming movie "cinderella" on amazon prime video. camila cabello is here, tonight. [ cheers and applause "cinderella. plus, this guy's amazing the band is amazing. this guy is genius, though his band, onerepublic, has a a new album titled "human" out tonight. by the time we talk to him, it will be available. yeah ryan tedder is joining us in studio [ cheers and applause we're going to talk to ryan, and then we have a performance
of onerepublic's new song, "someday." [ cheers and applause do you want a taste? if i play this -- this is the debut right now. you can't even get this yet. >> steve: can't even get this yet. >> jimmy: no, at midnight, you'll be able to have this. but right now it's -- 11:40. so yeah. so yeah, it's not midnight so this is -- this is it >> steve: oh, no, spoiler. >> jimmy: what if i don't have it here it is ♪ ♪ someday when we're olde we'll be shinin' lik we're gold yea won't we, won't we ♪ ♪ yeah someday when we're older i'll be your and you'll be mine ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: that's it right there. [ cheers and applause >> steve: whoa >> jimmy: onerepublic, ryan tedder. [ cheers and applause and then later in the show we have an all new "thank you notes," so stay tuned for that that's coming up [ applause ] but, right now, it is time for our latest installment of "tonight show polls. here we go
♪ ♪ tonight sho polls ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause the first poll asked you, "do you think kanye should change his name to ye?" [ laughter ] 50% said, "no. 50% said, "ye. [ laughter and applause this next poll asked, "what was your favorite part of your summer?" 10% said, "seeing old friends. 10% said, "getting out of town." 80% said, "that week and a half when we didn't have to wear masks. [ applause ] i remember that. i remember that. this next one asks, "what would you do if you were on fire?" 60% said, "stop, drop and roll." 35% said, "call someone for help." 5% said, "film it, and start the #i'm-on-fire-challenge on tiktok." [ applause ] this next one asks, "what's your favorite thing about going to costco. 15% said, "the prices. 23% said, "the samples." 62% said, "flashing my membership card like i'm in the fbi.
[ applause ] "can i come in i'd just like to ask you a few questions. this next one asks, "do you agree with onlyfans reversing its decision to ban adult material?" 25% said, "yes." 25% said, "no. 15% said, "i'm sorry, what was the name of that site? onlyfans sounds interesting i've never heard of it before. i presume it's for sports fans though, right? because it's certainly not a a website that i've ever used on my credit card. ha-ha-ha." [ applause ] >> steve: "i, of course, never frequent that site, and i don't even know what it is i don't even know what human sexuality is i'm just watching my sports games on the tv. have you seen jeff bezos' rocket?" [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that's not jeff bezos' rocket >> steve: "oh, i'm sorry >> jimmy: this next one asked, "what is your favorite mac?" 10% said, "book pro. 10% said, "book air. 10% said, "i." 10% said, "and cheese.
[ light laughter ] 10% said, "fleetwood." 10% said, "big." 10% said, " --klemore. 10% said, "-aulay culkin." 10% said, "return of the --" 10% said, "oh, i use windows." [ laughter and applause >> jimmy: interesting. that was an interesting poll this next one asks, "what are your plans for the fall? 20% said, "going to a wedding. 20% said, "traveling to a europe." 60% said, "constantly checking cnn to see if either of those things are still allowed." [ laughter and applause this last one asked, "today is --" 10% said, "thursday. 90% said, "i haven't known what day it is since march 2020." [ cheers and applause there you go that's all we have for "tonight show polls." we'll be right back with "thank you notes," everybody. come on back more "tonight show." [ cheers and applause ♪
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you know, i check my in-box. i return some emails and, of course, i send out thank you notes. [ cheers and applause and i was running a bit behind today so i thought, if you guys wouldn't mind, i'd just like to write out my weekly thank you notes right now. is that cool with you guys [ cheers and applause the best thank you, thank you james, can i get some thank you note writing music, please ♪ [ laughter ] that's perfect that is the perfect music. >> steve: yeah yeah >> jimmy: gosh >> steve: wow. >> jimmy: wow. [ laughter ] hold it. hold it. hang in there, bud hold it. [ laughter ] hold it. hold it. not yet. hold it. that's it. you broke the record there you go that's it. you did it [ cheers and applause ♪ pretty good. not bad. ♪ >> jimmy: thank you, milk crate challenge, for raising a lot of questions, but mainly, how do so many people have access to 49 milk crates where are they getting these [ applause ] >> steve: great idea ♪
>> jimmy: thank you, "candyman," for being the only time i have to say someone's name five times besides when i'm trying to get alexa's attention. [ laughter and applause >> steve: alexa, stop. >> jimmy: that's the second time i said the "c" word [ laughter ] i'm not doing it anymore >> steve: what's that? >> jimmy: no, i'm not saying that name. >> steve: yeah, don't say it >> jimmy: i even - i know it's fake, but just, why? why put it out there >> steve: no, don't put it out there. >> jimmy: i'm not going to put it out there >> steve: don't even play sammy davis jr. version of it. ♪ who can take the sunris sprinkle it with dew ♪ ♪ da, da, d and make a miracle or two ♪ ♪ the mm-mm can [ laughter ] ♪ oh, jeff bezos can ♪ [ laughter ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you, krispy kreme, upping their "free doughnut if you're vaccinated" campaign to two free doughnuts
or as that one guy on facebook put it, "i'm holding out for a a full dozen." [ laughter and applause ♪ >> jimmy: thank you, giving plants as a gift, for being a fun way of telling your friend, "here, you kill this." [ laughter and applause it's a plant, i don't know ♪ thank you, automatic minivan doors, for making me feel like i'm entering a spaceship instead of my 2012 kia sedona. [ laughter and applause ♪ >> thank you, st. louis arch, for looking like the washington monument doing downward facing dog. [ laughter ] a little yoga ref. >> steve: a little yoga ref.
what's up, peloton ♪ >> jimmy: thank you, ascots, for just being ties worn exclusively by guys who challenge each other to hot air balloon races. [ laughter and applause that's too specific. that's a specific joke, yeah >> steve: right on ♪ >> jimmy: thank you, coin-operated binoculars, for charging me 50 cents to say, "oh, yeah, i see it. [ laughter and applause thank you, bath robes, for being the official wardrobe of both fancy hotel guests and biggest neighborhood dirtbags. [ applause ] "what are you up to? i'm waiting for the dozen. [ laughter ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you, sofa beds, for managing to be bad at both [ laughter and applause
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she stars in the movie "cinderella," which begins streaming on amazon prime video next friday. here is camila cabello [ cheers and applause come on now. that's what i'm talking about. >> what up >> jimmy: i love you, pal. thank you for coming back on the show i appreciate this. >> oh, thanks for having me. i've been having a ball just watching you guys do the thank you notes and stuff. >> jimmy: oh, my god, yes. >> i was l.o.l.-ing. >> jimmy: sorry about that, yeah, that took a while. >> and i loved it. how are you, man good to see you. i mean, i've seen you -- i saw you like two weeks ago >> jimmy: i want you to come on the show every night, why not? >> i'd be part of the roots. >> jimmy: yeah, please, come on we'd love to have you as part of the roots you're always welcome. >> or i could just be like -- i could be your hype man like any time you say a joke, i will be like, "yeah, right." [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i will take that by the way and use that even though - "yeah, right," and they'll add it to the whole show >> just like a button. >> jimmy: yeah, i want you -- i know we're kind of best friends.
so i want to - >> for sure. >> jimmy: yeah i want you to know - i want you to clear something up for me because there's all sorts of rumors flying around. you did this tiktok video, okay and there you are. >> i do tiktoks nowadays >> jimmy: yes, and it was a giant tiktok thing, but then look here, looks like there's a ring on that finger. [ audience ooh's ] >> ooh is this news no, guys [ laughter ] sorry, i cut you off >> jimmy: wait but that's it >> hand it over to you >> jimmy: you know what i'm going to ask >> i know what you're going to ask. >> jimmy: did shawn mendes ask to you marry him >> um, he has not and i am not engaged. i actually -- i just don't -- i still -- i swear to god i don't know what hand the engagement ring goes on so sometimes, i'll just like put it on my ring finger and, i mean, i'd actually like you to enlighten me. which hand is the engagement hand because i don't know my parents are married and they both lost their ring [ light laughter ] and so, i like literally like my mom couldn't tell me either
like she could save me from this but she doesn't because she doesn't know either. >> jimmy: oh, yeah, it's the left, it's the left hand, right, yeah. >> you don't even know, see? is this common knowledge >> jimmy: no, it's common knowledge. but i'm trying to remember but when you do the wedding -- >> nah, you sound insecure about this [ laughter ] >> jimmy: well, i almost ripped my finger off with my wedding ring that's - >> so you don't wear yours either >> jimmy: no, i just -- i have a tattoo on my lower back. [ laughter ] yeah, says "married. taken. >> says her name >> jimmy: says "taken," yeah >> i have a tattoo of shawn on my lower back too. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: wait, we have the same tattoo, yeah. we have the same tattoo. >> it says -- it says, "senor" and he has one of his lower back that says "senorita." [ laughter ] >> jimmy: shawn was on our show, tell him we said hello he was nice enough to come on our show early in quarantine i want to talk to you about "cinderella. this is giant. you are cinderella >> thank you
>> jimmy: how does it feel [ cheers and applause >> i mean, it's incredible you said it. like it's just incredible. i was in this kind of new bad ass version of this kind of classic fairy tale, but it's told in a totally different way. and cinderella is just like a bad ass in this one. and you know she's not waiting for a prince to save her she's saving herself >> jimmy: yeah >> you know. >> jimmy: oh, i like that. [ cheers and applause >> and i feel like those are the princess values. like i feel like the whole fairy tale values need to be rewritten for 2021 and that's what kay cannon, our fabulous director did she's just like rewrote it for young people now so, yeah, it's very thick. >> jimmy: well, it's an awesome cast idina menzel, pierce brosnan, minnie driver, but my favorite besides you, of course, is the fairy godmother is played by billy porter >> oh, yes
>> jimmy: i loved it [ laughter ] >> oh, my god, yeah. and like in this version, so there's like the fairy godmother and he is the fabulous godmutha. [ laughter ] that's the way he says it. >> jimmy: that's how he says it, yeah >> and - >> jimmy: how is he? >> yeah, he'll be like, "i'm your fabulous godmutha." >> jimmy: yeah how was he to work with? >> oh, my god, he was incredible i mean, i was really nervous when i first met him i was like, "oh, my god. he just has this like huge soul, this huge presence, this huge voice, everything about him feels so like huge, you know and i just like -- he just immediately was so disarming and i was like, "i'm like so nervous to meet you. like, i'm such a huge fan. and by the end of it, he was like, "oh, i want to be your fab g in real life let's hang out >> jimmy: i love that. >> you know, let's be friends and i feel like, you know, my castmate, nick who was the prince was like making fun of me the whole time because i feel like -- the thing that i was most excited about in the film besides the film itself was just like making friends and the friendships and relationships that i would get out of it.
and having a real fab g, having billy porter as my real fabulous godmother - >> jimmy: not too shabby, yeah >> pretty sick >> jimmy: that's pretty great, yeah >> pretty sick >> jimmy: i love that you also -- your first acting role you chose -- you go, "yeah, i'm going to be cinderella." like that's so cool. it's perfect i love it. i think it's perfect casting and you're great in it congrats, pal. i want to show everyone a clip >> thanks so much. >> jimmy: here is camila cabello and billy porter in "cinderella." take a look at this. [ screams ] >> this is gorgeous >> yes, future queen, yes! >> what's that, prince you'd like to dance? get in line, your highness >> hold on >> where am i going? oh wow.
it's beautiful they're glass? any way you can make them more comfortable? >> no. >> but you're magic. >> women's shoes are as they are. even magic has its limits. [ laughter ] >> ow. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: the glass slippers congrats, buddy. there's also great music in this as well you're so good more with camila cabello after the break. >> thank you >> jimmy: stick around, everyone [ cheers and applause ♪ should i be doing something? (music plays throughout) oh! we're dancing. woah! oh. ok! and that's a yeah. uh huh.
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you have -- there's new music in the works for you a few weeks ago you were here you performed "don't go yet. ♪ don't go yet don't go yet ♪ >> and we made so many tiktoks together >> jimmy: we did i love that you did that >> i felt -- i felt bad. i was like, "can we do this one? can we do this one can we do this one?" >> jimmy: no, you're the most fun, come on but also, i found a little trivia about that song, "don't go yet." it was inspired -- who helped write that song? that we don't know >> well, i -- like i'm sure a lot of people in the audience - i don't know if this was your experience, jimmy, but i got a a little covid puppy he's a golden retriever and his name is tarzan and he was in my house and he just, like, barged into the studio and i was with mike sabbath and scott harris who i wrote the song with and mike sabbath was like -- it was actually in this room and he kind of ran in here and mike sabbath was like -- ♪ oh he's on the trac and this is fire ♪
and he was recording and he, like, he put it in the song and those kind of notes and the way that like the tune kind of made his voice sounded -- sound -- sounded like the chorus melody of - ♪ oh don't go yet ♪ and so that inspired the chorus of the song and -- >> jimmy: here he is >> you know, it's like when you're songwriting, if you don't have a chorus you, like, don't really have a song so he kind of wrote it >> jimmy: i love that. >> he's a genius he's a star. >> jimmy: he's a genius. tarzan, great -- he's probably watching tonight great work, buddy. >> he loves you. you know i actually -- do you follow tarzan on his instagram account? he has an instagram account called @tarzandadog. >> jimmy: yeah, of course. yeah, of course i do are you kidding me >> he has the best posts bro, you got to follow him, man. >> jimmy: tarzan the dog >> no, d-a tarzan da dog. >> jimmy: yeah tarzan da dog. >> lorde has her onion rings account. i got my dog account >> jimmy: yeah, exactly. can we talk about the album or
like -- what is it - what's the theme of this album when it comes out? >> the theme of the album, the album is called "familia." and i think like just i actually i learned how to cook during the pandemic. and -- i think that inspired me to like invite people over for dinner and have dinner parties and i think like just my love of like food and having people kind of gather around a dinner table prompted this like me kind of manifesting just like having a squad around and having friends around and friends being kind of like their chosen family. plus, also your real family. but it basically just being about community. you know, i feel like so much in our culture, it's like, you know, it's like there's independence and, you know, very kind of like based on the individual and i think this album for me was a lot about like interdependence and community and my dog wrote all the songs [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, that's not true that's not true. when can -- can we tell people when to expect it or no? >> you know what, i feel like i was going to say, my goal is the fall but obviously, you never know what's going to happen in the world but we do -
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♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: our next guest is a three-time grammy winner, a very prolific songwriter and the lead singer of onerepublic their new album, "human," is available right now, like as of right now. yeah it's out [ cheers and applause please welcome ryan tedder [ cheers and applause ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: how great does that feel welcome, buddy thanks so much for coming back to our show. we appreciate it and how exciting you're here on the actual launch of the your new album >> yes
>> jimmy: it is out right now. now. [ cheers and applause onerepublic "human" is out now are you nervous? are you excited? >> normally, i would be nervous in a normal album release. it's been like four or five years. but with streaming in the last four or five years, like, i was super nervous a few days ago and i was calling our management i'm like, we're going to watch the first week, how is it going to do? that that and the other. he's like, "you've already sold like a million and a half copies we already know it's doing well calm down. so i'm -- so - >> jimmy: really [ cheers and applause >> i still -- i still want people -- yeah, i just found this out two days ago. because it's streaming, so people, apparently, there's this thing called streaming. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah, yeah >> spotify, so anyway, but because people have been listening to the songs we've released leading up to this for so long and we bumped the album because of covid so we just kind of benefited from the time that we've had to make more music and people to check out the stuff we already have out >> jimmy: that's fantastic i appreciate you coming in and performing tonight you're doing your first ticketed concert
>> yeah. >> jimmy: in las vegas >> las vegas, yeah >> jimmy: when is that soon >> september 4th and 5th if you want to come to vegas, it's a good time and we -- i'm extremely excited about it i'm also nervous about it because it's been like two years at this point and the concert, you know, the live music and theater, everything has just been kind of drilled by the pandemic. so, yeah i don't really get nervous anymore but i'm a little nervous about those shows. >> jimmy: oh, just being rusty, like, do you have tricks - >> yeah, i'm rusty >> jimmy: like, i used to do this or i used to do that. >> exactly, yeah and i have to do four or five new songs and it's just -- it's weird. it's kind of like, you know, if you're a runner and you run all the time and then you don't run for two years and you go, now i'm going to do a marathon that's kind of what it feels like >> jimmy: wow, interesting and you have so many songs, do you forget the lyrics? >> i do forget the lyrics. [ light laughter ] everybody forgets the lyrics all the time, just fyi but there's at least two or three songs and if you ever -- so if you're at a concert and the artist halfway through one of their back catalog records just goes --
like that, and holds the mic out to the audience to sing. >> jimmy: yeah >> that means they don't -- they forgot the lyrics [ laughter ] you need to sing this. so now you know. >> jimmy: like, billy joel ♪ it's nine ♪ ♪ sing me a song ♪ >> jimmy: you just do it for me >> yeah, exactly >> jimmy: yeah, yeah but when you do what you do, obviously congrats, the band is fantastic and successful and giant, but then, you also write songs for other people >> yeah. >> jimmy: and i was just talking earlier, that you wrote "halo" for beyonce >> yeah. [ cheers and applause thank you. >> jimmy: like i think -- i just read about that, 'cause it reached a billion streams or something. >> yeah, i found that out last week >> jimmy: a billion streams. >> a billion streams which is, you know, now it's her biggest hit or whatever of i guess for whenever since she came out. >> jimmy: bigger than "single ladies"?
>> i think -- i don't know how to calibrate that, i think so. i don't know -- i just know it's the first i went on her spotify because i didn't know this i don't track beyonce's spotify. i went on her spotify last week someone texted me and said "congrats bro. and i was like "on what? they said beyonce spotify. i didn't know it was -- so i went on her page and i was like, "oh, oh, my god. i literally had no idea. >> jimmy: is it easy -- does it just come to you as a writer do you get in a room with the artist, and go, all right, let's make a song? >> yeah, i mean, "halo" was an example of i had like three hours, i was injured so i wasn't touring and had three hours to write a song. >> jimmy: what happened to you >> i blew out my achilles' heel, which is, by the way, don't do it. >> jimmy: okay [ light laughter ] >> like, it's not as awesome as it appears to be so i blew out my achilles, i got grounded for probably three or four months i couldn't tour. i had a three-hour gap in the middle of the day. my wife was gone, i called a a friend, and i said, "hey, get over here, beyonce wants me to write a song let's do it together." he had written a big number one for rihanna.
and i turned the keyboard on and i wish every session went like this but they don't the first sound that happened to play on the keyboard was the opening sound of the song, the -- [ singing >> jimmy: yeah >> like, so it sounded like angels and i was like, why don't we do a song, like, about angels like her guardian angel, like jay-z is her guardian angel. and then, two minutes later, it evolved into ooh, "halo. that's such a cool title, let's go with "halo. three hours later, the song was done, and then, like 12 months later, the song came out and it was that simple. >> jimmy: that's unbelievable. do you - [ applause ] you have a gift. >> yeah. it's not always that easy. some songs -- some songs like "counting stars," i had the chorus i worked on the chorus for five months and i did the verse in 30 minutes, so you just, you know - lil nas x song that he just teased today coming and it was one afternoon, and it was just three or four of us hanging around, jumping around the room like idiots back in like april or may and next thing i know, it's like, "hey, it's in a taco bell
commercial tomorrow and it's coming," and so, you just never know -- there's no science to it - >> jimmy: yeah, but you have a a gift, though you have something, because your songs get into my brain [ laughter ] >> that's my goal. that's the goal. >> jimmy: and you just swim in my head and then i go, "i can't --" i have to listen to one of your other songs to get it out of my head. >> i'm the spider that crawls in your ear at night and plants eggs, and then just -- that's the disgusting analogy but that's what i'm trying to do the earworm. >> jimmy: the earworm. >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: it's fantastic it really is it's some magic to it and thanks for - you're performing "someday" on our show tonight, thank you, guys for doing that. [ cheers and applause >> thanks for having me. >> jimmy: congrats the album is officially out right now, "human. onerepublic performs for us after the break. ryan tedder, everybody, thank you, buddy come on back >> thank you so much [ cheers and applause ♪
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♪ >> announcer: tonight on "late night with seth meyers," michael shannon, star of "hacks," actress and comedian, hannah einbinder an all-new "closer look, featuring the 8g band with jerome flood ii. and now, seth meyers ♪ >> seth: good evening, i'm seth meyers, and this is "late night. we hope you're all doing great tonight. and now, let's get to the news president biden met, yesterday, with executives from apple, google and jpmorgan chase to discuss cyber security, where they suggested not writing the nuclear codes on his hand.