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astronaut and three paying customers blasted off on a spacex rocket ship this morning from kennedy space center in florida. not clear how much the crew paid but previous reports say the trip cost $55 million a seat. >> a seat? >> 55 million per person. >> fly flat seats? >> is that first class? >> the crew will spend a week at the space station. this is the first crewed mission from axiom. space is a tech text-based company that ultimately plans to build a private space station in orbit. >> we could pool our money. >> with how many other people? >> with 55 million other people. thanks for joining us. we made it to the weekend. enjoy your saturday. >> good night. [ cheers and applause ♪ >> steve: from studio 6b in rockefeller center in the heart of new york city, it's "the tonight show starring jimmy fallon."
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tonight, join jimmy and his guests - camila cabello stephen a. smith musical guest cody johnson and featuring thlegendary roots crew >> questlove: 1633 >> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: oh [ cheering and applause that's what i'm talking about! welcome! thank you! i love you please enjoy yourself. welcome, welcome, welcome to "the tonight show," everybody. thank you for being here thank you for watching [ cheers and applause i appreciate it.
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let's get to some news well, guys, the fda just announced that the u.s. has less than two months to decide whether americans need covid booster shots this fall. but don't worry, whatever they decide, they promise to roll out the new rules in the most confusing way possible [ light laughter ] honestly, at this point how do we not have vaccine prime? [ light laughter ] well, earlier this week, former president obama visited the white house. did you see that and everyone went nuts for him and, uh -- almost too crazy, yeah they were -- just wouldn't stop clapping [ laughter ] and biden was like, "okay, we're good." [ laughter ] but then he gave an address that really boosted morale, and i think it's even rubbing off on president biden listen to the speech that biden gave today listen >> uh, okay, look. there's too much, uh, malarkey in washington. [ light laughter ] i'm still committed to passing my build -- back better -- plan [ light laughter ] build back better. you know my mom used to, uh -- she'd sit me down. she'd say, uh, "joey." she'd say, "don't take no rubber pennies from nobody." [ light laughter ] well, let me be clear, jack, i
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would like to announce also that i'm changing my name from joe biden to just o'biden. [ laughter ] i like that. president o'biden. go trains! >> jimmy: oh, yeah, wow. "go trains." [ laughter and applause o'biden. >> steve: o'biden like obama >> jimmy: he wants to go by president o'biden. >> steve: yeah >> jimmy: i like it, yeah, it's good guys, some new entertainment news it was just announced that chip and joanna gaines' magnolia network is moving to hbo. >> steve: ooh. [ audience oohs >> jimmy: that should be great now they can finally show all the profanity when a couple fights over cabinet knobs. [ laughter ] speaking of hbo, i read that they're planning to create a a "sherlock holmes" tv universe >> steve: ooh. >> jimmy: so between this, and chip and joanna, hbo really seems to be into shows about homes. [ laughter and applause ♪ [ cheers and applause >> steve: wow.
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>> jimmy: uh, and the emmy goes to - [ laughter ] listen to this amid high oil prices, american airlines is going to use a bus service as an alternative to some - [ laughter ] -- short connecting flights. a bus instead of a plane it's the equivalent of a waiter saying, "oh, we're out of coke is backwash okay?" [ laughter ] on the bright side, at least there won't be a security line since pretty much anything goes on a bus [ laughter ] i think it's actually a smart idea american airlines is like, "oil prices are high, but thank god gas prices are low bus it is. [ laughter ] "no one read the news. speaking of flights, a former british airways pilot who lied about his flying experience has been sentenced to a year in jail after he pressed a button, quote, "no qualified pilot would. [ laughter ] maybe i'm crazy, but if there's a button in the cockpit that you should never press - [ light laughter ] -- maybe don't put it on the plane. [ laughter ] you know don't put it on the plane.
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[ laughter ] and finally, i heard about a a woman in texas who just finished running her 1,000th marathon [ cheers and applause even her fitbit was like, "okay, we get it." [ laughter ] at this point, her friends are like, "cheryl, what are you running from?" [ laughter and applause we have a great show, everyone give it up for the roots [ cheers and applause [ cheers and applause ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: what a show we have for you tonight. her new album "familia" is out now, and she's a musical guest tomorrow on "saturday night live," with host jake gyllenhaal. camila cabello is here >> steve: yeah [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: camila it's out now, finally. we talked about it when she was on the show. and finally it's out i'm trying to think if i got
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a -- what's my favorite jam so far. i got a little -- uh, let's say -- i'm going to say "psychofreak." >> steve: mm >> jimmy: with willow. [ cheers and applause she's just -- she's just awesome. >> steve: yeah >> jimmy: i -- we love camila so much. anyways, i'm so happy that she's here on album day. it dropped right now it's fresh plus, he's a sports commentator on espn's "first take," and he also hosts "stephen a's world," on espn plus stephen a. smith is here tonight. >> steve: come on. [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: that's going to be fun. and we've got great music from cody johnson, everybody, tonight. >> steve: oh [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: yeah oh, yeah, this is cool uh, guys, as you know, i have a -- have a new children's book out, right "nana loves you more." [ cheers and applause and it came out this week. it just came out this week, and i was -- i was excited we had nana themed week, and all sorts of talented grandmas came, and it was awesome, and i loved it and it just got announced today that we are number one on the "new york times" best-seller
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list [ cheers and applause ♪ come on! number one, baby >> steve: best-seller! >> jimmy: i'm just so psyched about that 'cause -- i know -- look, it's very -- it's very thin >> steve: right. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: you know, it's very -- and it looks like no work went into this. >> steve: right. [ light laughter ] but -- >> jimmy: well, you know, i did put some work into it. >> steve: yeah figuring out the end >> jimmy: i'm figuring out where i put work into it >> steve: have you read it >> jimmy: no, but -- but anyways, look at -- look at the -- [ light laughter ] this -- this thing -- look, wait, it took two years to make [ light laughter ] and i'm serious. it did 'cause you come up with the idea i go, "oh, yeah. i do want to do something for -- for grandmas out there. and so you write -- i had like, one good line. i go, "okay, that's good." and it's a little weepy. >> steve: right. >> jimmy: it's a nice little sad one. not too weepy. >> steve: no >> jimmy: that you're like, bawling. 'cause i had those books too and i have to ban them from my house, 'cause -- >> steve: no, i don't like 'em >> jimmy: for me, or my child. >> steve: hm i don't want them reading them
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>> jimmy: no, i'm just like -- "then -- i will love you --" >> steve: "-- forever. >> jimmy: and i go, "no, i can't -- i can't do that." but this was -- so anyways, you get down and you go, "oh, this rhymes with that." and then i got to be super creative then we had a great artist, and then they make animals, and all the drawings, and all the stuff. and then you send it back and give notes and then you have to send it, and they have to make it, and it takes two years so it's like, "wow." you -- you're already -- you're like, "why?" i remember spending every single day, and now it's finally out. i think that's how camila feels when this album is out >> steve: yeah [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: "familia." camila cabello, i love it. guys, today is friday, and that's usually when i catch up on some personal stuff i check my inbox, i return some emails, and of course i send out thank you notes. and i was just running a bit behind today i thought, if you guys wouldn't mind, i'd like to write out my weekly thank you notes, right now. is that okay [ cheers and applause appreciate that, thank you james, higgins, and -- thank you note writing music, please ♪ [ light laughter ] >> steve: oh, last week he was smiling from ear to ear. >> jimmy: yeah ♪
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thank you, spring allergies, for basically saying "you can have nice weather, or you can breathe, but you can't have both." all right, that's -- [ applause ] now behave ♪ thank you, easter, for being the second best holiday where a magical person breaks into your house [ laughter and applause it's the second best holiday - >> steve: second >> jimmy: where a stranger -- magical -- >> steve: yeah >> jimmy: someone breaks in. ♪ thank you, easter bunny, for always dressing like a a blackjack dealer at chuck e. cheese. [ laughter and applause >> steve: 22 >> jimmy: good luck. ♪ thank you, new york city steam pipes, for looking like sixth avenue is celebrating 4/20 early [ laughter and applause "my corner is vaping." ♪ thank you, filing taxes as a a single person, for being that time of year you tell the government you biffed it on the dating apps.
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[ laughter and applause it's like, "i tried. ♪ thank you, napkin dispensers for always giving me two options -- one napkin or 600 [ laughter and applause i'll take a pile ♪ thank you, putting pennies in a mall fountain, because if there's anywhere my wish will come true, it's between hot topic and cinnabon [ laughter and applause hm ♪ thank you, quiche, or as i like to call you, "egg pie. there you have it, everybody [ applause ] those are our thank you notes. we'll be right back with camila cabello [ cheers and applause ♪
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>> jimmy: now, officially, right now, "familia" is out. it is available. [ cheers and applause you can download it. you can download it, you can buy it, go to stores, go to record shops, wherever play it, play it loud! >> do it all >> jimmy: do it all! [ cheers and applause "familia"! ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ new starbucks baya energy drink with caffeine naturally found in coffee fruit.
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♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: our first guest is a a multiple-award winning artist her new album "familia" is out right now. officially it is out right now so get it. [ cheers and applause she is the musical guest tomorrow on "saturday night live" with host jake gyllenhaal. please welcome camila cabello! [ cheers and applause ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: wow. got to work on my moves there.
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welcome back >> thank you >> jimmy: you look fantastic i love you i always love having you on the show or doing anything with you. >> me too. >> jimmy: officially right now, "familia" is out it is available. you can download it. [ cheers and applause you can download it, you can buy it go to stores go to record shops, wherever play it. play it loud >> do it all >> jimmy: do it all! [ cheers and applause "familia"! [ screaming yes. how does it feel >> it feels -- i feel like you saying that right now i'm really trying to take it in, you know >> jimmy: okay yep, of course >> i'm taking it the -- in >> jimmy: you're grounded. you're taking it in. you're going - >> i'm taking it in -- no, because i feel like -- because i've been going, going, going. >> jimmy: yeah >> it's important to have those moments where you're like wow, this album that it was a a two-year journey for me. and this album and the journey of it was really life-changing for me i feel like i learned the most i've ever learned. like it was -- >> jimmy: in your entire life? >> yeah, totally
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i really changed as a person and a long story short, like, i think like in the beginning was -- i started this album at -- what was a really like low mental health period for me and i only really -- i only wanted to go back into the studio and work if it felt like something that helped me on my journey to feeling better and was a source of joy and healing and fun. and i did it completely different than i've ever written any other album before it was a really, really small group of people. it started with me and my friend scott in, like, my home -- like house bedroom in miami. >> jimmy: just working on stuff. >> just like talking about anxiety basically. >> jimmy: yeah >> i think the difference between me now and me before was, i think, in the writing process, sometimes i just felt like i had a lot to prove. like i was just like i want people -- i want this person to think i'm a good songwriter. i want whatever, whatever. and also, i think my own battles with like -- with anxiety and mental health
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stuff, i was young and i felt a lot of shame in talking about it i felt like i had to go and just like have it all together and be this kind of like confident, you know, quote, unquote, pop star, that just went - and on the inside, i was just like, you know, like really struggling and this time around i was like, you know what? i'm not trying to prove anything to anybody. i'm not trying to impress anybody. i'm just trying to be me, be vulnerable, make songs that are really just like -- just be [ bleep ] honest sorry for swearing >> jimmy: yeah [ light laughter ] go for it. i -- i love it you know [ cheers and applause that's exactly what we want. >> yeah. and i think in doing that, i really, there's like -- i said this my album thank yous - i was like, you know, before i felt like i needed to be kind of healed or perfect to be seen and i realize that being seen is what, kind of, is the healing thing. you know >> jimmy: yeah >> and so that's why it's called "familia.
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i started by saying long story short. it's actually long story long. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: it's actually -- no, it's a great story but i also -- i mean, there are some good criers on here but it's a lot of dance on here >> totally >> jimmy: you're making people have fun i mean, this is a journey. this is like -- it's everything >> for me, also why i named the album "familia," for me, it was like that support group that i made my collaborators, my friends, my family, my therapist, like whatever like opening up to people. that kind of interdependence and like leaning on other people is something that has been a big - had been the defining word for this chapter is interdependence, you know? 'cause we always talk about, i feel like especially culturally, like, independence, and i did this on my own and whatever and to me this is about celebrating the people in my life you know, my family. this is my little cousin, caro >> jimmy: she's so cute. are you joking me? i mean, come on. >> she's on the album.
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she sings on the album my dad sings on the album. >> jimmy: i mean, i love that also - did caro freestyle rap >> i like how you say her name you say her name like car, like carro. >> jimmy: carro. >> yeah. >> jimmy: no >> so that's car >> jimmy: okay >> and then -- >> jimmy: and what is her name >> then there's caro, like carolina it's like a little -- it's a a subtle difference. >> jimmy: caro >> yeah, there we go >> jimmy: caro >> i like it >> jimmy: carro. she's not old enough to drive a carro. >> she's not a car >> jimmy: no [ laughter ] when she is nueva -- >> dieciseis >> jimmy: dieciseis. she can drive a carro. unfortunately, caro can't drive a carro. >> exactly [ laughter ] >> jimmy: is that track on here no, it's not on here but she -- you brought us an exclusive audio of her - how old? >> okay, so she was eight when she basically -- so my dad came to the studio. we had a whole mariachi setup there. and he freestyled.
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and then she came over and on this song "celia" that i have, we were like "caro --" like, it was like me, her and my producer ricky. and she just, like, freestyled the thing. >> jimmy: i hate to say it but it's actually ricky. >> exactly [ laughter ] >> jimmy: it's okay, no big deal it's okay, it's fine >> oh my god, i'm so embarrassed. >> jimmy: he's not watching. but you brought this clip. do you want to hear how cute this is? listen to this take a listen. this is caro ♪ [ singing foreign language ] ♪ >> okay, so she said, "now i live in miami. now i am 8 years old ♪ i also have a dog ♪ [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ♪ i also have a dog ♪ >> jimmy: i want to talk about "saturday night live." i want to talk about what songs you might do but i just want to hear about everything, okay when we come back, more with camila cabello [ cheers and applause ♪ >> tom brady didn't unretire gisele unretired
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♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: welcome back we are hanging out with camila cabello, everybody. oh, my gosh. "familia" is out right now we're very excited that it's out. >> we actually messed up on something, though. >> jimmy: oh, how? >> we totally should have just gotten like two tequila shots and just like -- >> jimmy: and just went for it >> cheers! yes! my album is out. like, what it's okay.
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we'll do it backstage. >> jimmy: no, no, no trust me, we're -- this is the "tonight show. there is booze in every corner of this place. >> fine. [ laughter ] give us a damn shot. >> jimmy: come on, let's do it >> i deserve a shot. >> jimmy: you deserve a shot >> you deserve a shot! >> jimmy: come on! >> we all deserve shots! [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: we'll figure out something, yeah. >> yeah, yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: we're talking about celebrating moments and how we do have to appreciate moments. >> yeah. >> jimmy: i do like that you said that. 'cause there's certain times where you just want to kind of shake yourself and be like, "hey!" >> hey >> jimmy: this is crazy what's happening right now. enjoy this >> this is significant >> jimmy: yeah "havana," which you performed at our show, which was one of our favorite performances ever >> i mean, by the way, that performance literally changed my career. like, i feel like the song blew up after that performance. >> jimmy: it was insane. and then, like, the way it looked, in the red, it was awesome and cool i just saw here it was certified diamond. >> yeah, what even is that [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: like where -- do - >> like, i don't feel like my brain can even compute what
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that number is >> jimmy: that's -- no one -- that doesn't happen. >> humans can't. we can't compute >> jimmy: like, that's wild. >> that's a lot of people. >> jimmy: also, you're so young. you just started your career and you're like -- this is, like, awesome stuff. >> it's only downhill from here [ laughter ] >> jimmy: no, no no, it's nothing but better. oh, my gosh, it's all great stuff. >> you know what listen >> jimmy: it's all uphill from here i guess you can't say that either >> no, it is no, it is. because here is the truth. i don't know when whatever another diamond thing -- it's very -- it's like lightning in a bottle. i don't know when that -- when, if when or if that's going to happen to me again but i know it's uphill because from that first album to this album, i am, like, so much happier. i feel so much more, like, creatively, like, happy. and that's why honestly this is -- this is my favorite album that i've ever done. like, from a songwriter -- songwriting perspective. like, i do feel like it's uphill maybe, you know, maybe there won't be another diamond, but it's like i'm very - >> jimmy: i'm pretty sure -- >> i feel like it is uphill. >> jimmy: i think you're going
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have a bunch of diamonds it's going to be -- just tons of diamonds on this one. you're doing "saturday night live" tomorrow i've seen you perform live i don't know how many times. do you get nervous that it's live or do you go like, "no, this is -- i know how to perform. let me show you. >> i actually -- i love performing i find that, one, "saturday night live," like by the time i perform tomorrow, that's usually when i'm in bed. like, that's usually, like, when i'm asleep. it's like midnight when i start. and so, having that amount of like nerves and excitement and also being like -- like sleepy is like a very confusing thing >> jimmy: yeah >> it's like having coffee and wine at the same time. it's like that >> jimmy: you'll be so amped up you'll be -- >> no. i -- well, i know. but that's the thing it's like, you're so amped up. you're like "somebody, please - like, i need like an exorcism of this anxiety. but at the same time i'm like too tired to be this excited >> jimmy: it's the perfect combination. >> it's a great combination. >> jimmy: it really is and i'll tell you this much. when you're done, you're going wish that you did it one more time >> no, i agree >> jimmy: it's so fun.
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you go, "man, that was the most fun ride ever. and congrats on everything >> yeah, i'm excited >> jimmy: you deserve nothing but the best, bud. and i appreciate it. [ cheers and applause >> yeah! [ cheers ] okay first we got to get a little lime >> jimmy: yeah, all right. >> ready ♪ >> jimmy: i mean, stephen a. smith - my apologies to stephen a. smith >> okay, wait. so, this is what we say. this is what we say. [ speaking spanish ] [ cheers and applause wow, he chugged it >> jimmy: i assumed that you would just put apple juice or something in there and - [ light laughter ] nope that is real deal. >> congrats, you're drunk the rest of the show >> jimmy: whoo all right, party [ cheers and applause camila cabello, "familia" is out right now! check her out this weekend on "saturday night live." we'll be right back with stephen a. smith stick around [ cheers and applause ♪
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♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: our next guest is a very popular sports commentator on espn's "first take" weekdays from 10:00 a.m. to 12:00 p.m and he also hosts "stephen a's world" on espn plus. please welcome stephen a. smith [ cheers and applause ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause >> thank you >> jimmy: welcome, welcome, welcome to the show. >> oh, my goodness >> jimmy: nice to see you. i wanted to start off the interview by showing a photo of you. >> uh-oh >> jimmy: this is posted by dwyane wade. >> oh, lord.
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>> jimmy: posted a picture of you. >> oh, my goodness >> jimmy: giving this dude 50 and icing by the fourth quarter. [ laughter ] this is a young stephen a. smith, college years. how -- >> college at winston-salem state. but you see, this is bad, man. because this dude, dwyane wade, the dude that walks around with pink pants on. [ laughter ] and the whole stuff. he's got me, because he's a three-time champion, a future first ballot hall of famer so when he says he would drop 50 on me, it's not like he's lying [ laughter ] you know what? i'd be better than anybody i've seen on the knicks lately. [ audience oohs you know, i made -- let me tell you something, man i'm here today because "the tonight show," jimmy fallon called me and it's my honor and privilege to be up - i'm getting emotional right now. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: it's all right yeah, i know you are >> these dudes, man. these -- hold -- ♪ these dudes, man >> jimmy: the knicks >> they keep doing this to me. [ laughter ]
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>> the other night, they were up 17 points >> jimmy: i know, i know >> and i was on tv, on "nba countdown" and i said, "you know what? it doesn't make any difference they're never going to change. they're just going to lose the lead." [ laughter ] and sure enough, they did it [ laughter ] sure enough they did it. i mean, i'm asking you to make me out to be a liar, and you couldn't do that [ laughter ] ♪ >> jimmy: come on. i do want to discuss more sports things with you, but first -- >> sure. >> jimmy: there's something that i just loved about you. >> okay. >> jimmy: i'm a fan, but i -- you are a character on "general hospital." >> yes >> jimmy: and i -- >> yeah. >> jimmy: i did not know this, but i'm a giant "general hospital" fan from back in the day. >> are you >> jimmy: yeah, i'm, like, old school like, i'm -- >> now you got to remember, i'm -- when you say "old school," what does that mean because me, i'm talking luke and laura. >> jimmy: yeah [ cheers ] [ light laughter ] i'm talking about -- ♪ think of laur laugh don't cr i know's you wan it that way ♪ >> that's right. that's right that's right you're talking about felicia that's what you talking about. >> jimmy: no, no, no >> a husband that will sing and talk -- >> jimmy: we're talking about bobbie >> bobbie? bobbie z -- are you talking
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about bobbie -- bobbie spencer >> jimmy: yeah, yeah bobbie spencer, jackie zeman >> that's right. jackie zeman, bobbie spencer that was luke's sister on "general hospital. >> jimmy: i went to -- i went to -- >> you know he got -- he almost -- he almost died because of her did you know that? >> jimmy: luke or tony geary >> he -- he was in -- he was -- luke, he was in the elevator >> jimmy: yes. >> okay. and he was trying to protect her and got shot almost got shot years ago. [ laughter ] she almost got luke killed >> jimmy: i know, bobbie's trouble man. >> you got the cassadines. you got the weather machine. and now you got -- >> jimmy: no, you got in the cassadines here's what happened i went to -- i was doing stand-up in l.a. and i got invited to lunch at bobbie zeman's house >> wow >> jimmy: it was amazing, beautiful place. >> yeah. >> jimmy: and i see the quartermaines talking. >> well, that -- that kinda hurt your feelings, didn't it? >> jimmy: and it bummed me out >> because you know, you get caught up -- see, when you watch a soap opera, you got -- >> jimmy: you know, this can't happen you guys - >> you can't have -- you know, you enemies stay enemies >> jimmy: that's exactly right i go - >> "you can't be having and being seen out in public like that." >> jimmy: barbecues, that's exactly right. i go, "i got to get out -- i got to get myself out of this situation. >> yeah.
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that's right >> jimmy: so i left -- >> so, see -- i'm a severeless expert for the mob my character's name is "brick" on "general hospital." >> jimmy: brick? >> sonny corinthos is my boss. all right? >> jimmy: that's my dude i love sonny corin - >> we're so real with each other -- >> jimmy: wow. >> that even offset if i saw you messing with him, i might have to try and do something >> jimmy: that's what i'm talking about. that's what i'm talking about. >> because that's my job that's my job. that's my job. >> jimmy: yeah, i love how excited you get. you -- you get me excited watching you you get excited when you talk. when you talk and then you talk about something more and then you get excited and then you get louder >> that's right. >> jimmy: you always did that? >> not always. well, first of all, i'm the youngest of six and i was raised by five women >> jimmy: yeah >> so let's be clear, i didn't talk loud too often. [ laughter ] you have to be very, very clear about that my sisters would not hesitate to abuse me. their names are linda -- abigail and carmen >> jimmy: all right, all right, all right. >> all right, they are -- they were -- >> jimmy: you don't want to rat them out >> yes, i am ratting them out because they would up beat their little brother yes, they would. but the bottom line is, it taught you it taught me -- you talk to ladies a certain way >> jimmy: that's right
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>> and you talk to the fellas a certain way. >> jimmy: okay >> and so, when i get on tv, i'm projecting i got to make sure -- if i'm not passionate about what i'm talking about, why should you be passionate about listening to me? so i got to do that. but when the ladies are on the air with me, i have to change my tone. [ laughter ] and modify my delivery just a little bit, you know that's right ♪ you got to -- you know, the barry white, teddy pendergrass, the isley brothers see, i'm from that school. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah, yeah >> i'm from that roots, i'm from that school. >> jimmy: that's okay. yeah, yeah, yeah >> you understand? >> jimmy: yeah, yeah, yeah >> i -- i mean, you know, these young whippersnappers today. nah, that's not my style >> jimmy: no and that's how -- that's how you get -- you get "first take," right and then it goes to "stephen a's world"? >> yeah. well, "stephen a's world" is a a little bit different it's on espn plus. i executive produced that with espn i could do what i want to do there because i'm the boss >> jimmy: yeah >> now, they say i can do what i want with "first take," but the ladies run that. >> jimmy: i have questions that i want to ask you.
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tiger woods in the masters i thought it was pretty awesome to see that guy, and he did really well. what's your take on tiger woods' comeback? >> he's won already. he can't lose. >> jimmy: he won >> it doesn't matter what happens this particular weekend. he almost died in a car accident he survived a major car accident, then they told him they thought about amputating a part of his leg. then he survived that. then they said to him, "you may never walk straight again. don't even think about a golf career again." and now, he's back at the masters. >> jimmy: yeah >> he's already won. [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: that's exactly right that's why i love you. stephen a. smith and i are going to play "wheel of opinions" when we come back. stick around oh, i love that. [ cheers and applause ♪ ♪ we could walk forever ♪ ( ♪♪ ) ♪ walking on ♪ ♪ walking on the moon ♪
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[ cheers and applause ♪ >> jimmy: welcome back we're hanging out with stephen a. smith right here. [ cheering and applause now, stephen, we love you. you're known for your strong opinions about all kinds of different topics so with that in mind, it's time to play a game we call "wheel of opinions. >> let's do it [ cheers and applause ♪ ♪ wheel of opinions ♪ >> jimmy: now, here's how it works. i'm going to hit this button here, which activates the opinion topic generator, and it will land on a random topic. whatever it is, you have to give an opinion on it. >> do i hit the button or do you hit the button >> jimmy: i'll hit the button. so you don't have to worry about this >> okay, okay. i appreciate that. >> jimmy: i don't want you to have to worry about this stuff you're a guest on the show come on. >> i appreciate that, man. that's first class >> jimmy: yeah, of course. >> that's first class right there. >> jimmy: here we go [ beeping how about fans who paint their chests [ light laughter ] >> oh, lord. >> jimmy: what's your thoughts >> something's wrong with those people [ laughter ]
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>> jimmy: why? >> now, i want to say this i want to say this it's wrong with them, but in college, like, festive college atmosphere, those big-time football games, the basketball games, the tailgate parties that precede it -- all right, that's fine. however, however, i don't know what's wrong with these people who do that in cold weather. [ light laughter ] like you're in ohio at ohio state. >> jimmy: yeah >> and it's 5 degrees, and you out there half naked you're at michigan ann arbor, half naked now if you did that in pasadena, okay, i'm with you >> jimmy: okay >> but when you do that in the cold weather -- let me put to you this way ain't no black people doing that [ laughter ] ain't no black people doing that we ain't doing that cold stuff >> jimmy: okay okay, gotcha that's good. [ ding ] >> okay, okay. >> jimmy: let's get to the next topic. [ beeping >> oh. >> jimmy: gatorade showers [ light laughter ] >> very nasty. [ light laughter ] now don't get me wrong
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if you need your electrolytes, it works [ laughter ] it works but, you know -- and it don't matter when you win, because it don't matter i mean, listen, most people, if you notice when they're winning, whether it's the champagne, it's the water, whatever, it's coming with funk [ light laughter ] they're going to stink afterwards because you're sweating and the water hits you but when it's gatorade, it's sticky >> jimmy: sticky >> and that's just nasty >> jimmy: yeah. you don't want sticky >> that's just nasty but you tolerate it because you ain't getting gatorade poured on you unless you won. i've never seen a loser get gatorade poured. [ laughter ] [ ding ] i've never seen that >> jimmy: here we go [ beeping >> look. [ audience ohs ] >> jimmy: i'm sor -- no, hey look, hey. >> why you doing this? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: we got security -- we got security by the door in case something happens knicks -- knicks or lakers holy moly, what's happening? [ light laughter ]
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>> believe it or not, believe it or not -- the lakers are worse. >> jimmy: wow. >> here's the reason why >> jimmy: yeah tell me. >> are we really surprised the knicks lost? [ light laughter ] where is the suspense? i mean, i'm disappointed >> jimmy: i see what you're saying >> but most people expect it >> jimmy: yeah >> at the very -- at the very best, a late first round exit. at the most, second round you going home you had lebron >> jimmy: okay >> anthony davis >> jimmy: okay, okay >> russell westbrook >> jimmy: okay >> tinsel town, purple and gold, hollywood. statues of shaq and magic and kareem outside and kobe i mean -- and you are like 17, 18 games under .500? [ light laughter ] you know, stealing money from the public, ain't thinking about giving it back [ laughter ] i mean, look - >> jimmy: the knicks -- they're not even lying >> look, look, look, look, look [ applause ]
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give the knicks credit for this they've been honest. [ ding ] [ light laughter ] [ beeping [ audience oohs >> jimmy: tom brady un-retiring. >> you know what that's about, right? y'all don't know this. allow me to help you out [ light laughter ] my brother tom brady didn't un-retire gisele un-retired. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: you think so >> oh, no, that brother said she sat up there in 2017 she told the world, y'all ain't got to live with him when this is over. he comes home to me. i love my man. concussions, concussions, and all of this other stuff, i want him healthy. finally, a couple of super bowl titles later - >> jimmy: yep. >> actually, three to be exact she sat up there and said -- he said, "hey, it's time i'm going to give it up. i'm going to hang it up. >> jimmy: done >> done. went home for two weeks. [ laughter ] [ ding ] and then said, "i think i'm going to un-retire." [ laughter and applause
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that wasn't about tom brady. that was about the wife saying "i love you. but you -- you -- i may have made an error in my thinking [ laughter ] you might need - >> jimmy: go back to work. >> -- to go home, okay?" because, listen, listen, tom brady, the brother's fly looks very good. looks like a gq model, rocks the tom ford blazers, the whole bit. >> jimmy: yeah >> but you know, we see him when he out in public. >> jimmy: yeah >> we don't see him when he home with t-shirts and shorts walking around the house [ light laughter ] and if you're gisele, you're like, "wait, wait, wait a minute you sure you want to stay home maybe i should support you more i should support you more and you should go back to work." >> jimmy: that's right, go back to work. >> go back to work, sweetheart, and i'll see you when you get home [ light laughter ] that's what she did. that was gisele un-retiring. >> jimmy: all right, i'll take that i like that. >> that's what that was about. [ beeping >> jimmy: that's our last question [ audience oohs >> easily -- >> jimmy: the greatest of all time - >> easily. >> jimmy: wait, wait
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you say easily - >> michael jordan. >> jimmy: really >> easy. easy [ cheers and applause but you know what the difficult part is? is lebron number two or number three to kareem abdul-jabbar being number two [ audience oohs kareem abdul-jabbar -- >> jimmy: sky hug. >> go ahead. >> jimmy: sky hug. >> 19-time all-star, six-time champion, six-time league mvp, all-time leader scorer in nba history, and the only individual in the history of the sport with one unstoppable move year after year after year, spanning decades that no one can still figure out that's kareem abdul-jabbar >> jimmy: yep. >> and won a title for ucla in college and won a title at power memorial in new york city before he went to college. >> jimmy: so - >> lebron james is phenomenal. he's on the mount rushmore of basketball he's all that and bag of chips, but he did lose six nba finals >> jimmy: okay, yeah >> and he is the start on a team that is presently 18 games under .500. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, no, all right. [ ding ]
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that's it, he settles it right there. [ cheers and applause jordan and kareem abdul-jabbar stephen a. smith, everybody. watch him weekends on espn "first take" and "stephen a's world" on espn plus. that was fantastic come back whenever you want. please cody johnson performs after the break. stick around, everybody. [ cheers and applause ♪
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[ cheers and applause ♪ >> jimmy: you can catch our next guest on the cmt awards airing monday. performing his number one some
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"'til you can't," from "human: the double album," here is cody johnson [ cheers and applause ♪ ♪ you can tell your old man you'll do some largemout fishing another time ♪ ♪ you just got too much on your plate to bai and cast a line ♪ ♪ you can always pu a rain check in his hand 'til you can't ♪ ♪ you can keep putting of forever with that girl whose heart you hold ♪ ♪ swearing that you'll as some day further down the road ♪ ♪ you can always pu a diamond on her han
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'til you can't ♪ ♪ if you got a chance take i take it whil you got a chance ♪ ♪ if you got a drea chase it 'cause a dream won't chase you back ♪ ♪ if you're gonna love somebod hold 'em as long and as strong ♪ ♪ and as close as you can 'til you can't ♪ ♪ there's a box o greasy parts sitting in the trunk of that '65 ♪ ♪ still waiting on yo and your granddad to bring it back to life ♪ ♪ you can always get around to fixing up that pontia 'til you can't ♪ ♪ if you got a chance take i take it whil you got a chance ♪ ♪ if you got a drea chase it
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'cause a dream won't chase you back ♪ ♪ if you're gonna love somebod hold 'em as long and as strong ♪ ♪ and as close as you can 'til you can't ♪ ♪ so take that phone call from your momm and just talk away ♪ ♪ 'cause you'll never kno how bad you wann 'til you can't someday ♪ ♪ don't wait on tomorro 'cause tomorrow may not show say your sorries your i-love-yous ♪ ♪ 'cause man you never know if you got a chanc take it ♪ ♪ take it while you got a chance if you got a dream chase it ♪ ♪ 'cause a drea won't chase you back if you're gonn love somebody ♪ ♪ hold 'em as lon and as stron and as close as you ca 'til you can't ♪
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♪ yeah if you got a chanc take i take it whil you got a chance ♪ ♪ if you got a drea chase it 'cause a dream won't chase you back ♪ ♪ if you're gonna love somebod hold 'em as long and as strong ♪ ♪ and as close as you can until you can' 'til you can't yeah take it ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: my thanks to camila cabello, stephen a. smith, cody johnson and the roots right there from philadelphia thank you for watching stay tuned for "late night with seth meyers. goodnight, everybody [ cheers and applause ♪ ♪
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[ cheers and applause ♪ >> announcer: from 30 rockefeller plaza in new york, it's "late night with seth meyers. tonight -- mariska hargitay and christopher meloni star of "potus," actress and comedian rachel dratch an all-new "closer look. featuring the 8g band with brooke colucci ♪ [ cheers and applause and now seth meyers. >> seth: good evening. i'm seth meyers. this is "late night. we hope you're doing well. and now we're going to get to the news the 94th academy awards were held last night and featured the first live performance of "we don't talk about bruno" from the disney mic


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