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jam. he plays in a band called life and knows india betters daughter. he sent a video of himself playing a pearl jam song to her. >> that is so cool. >> they are playing at bottle rock later this month. he is play at bottom. >> playing with pearl jam? he looks like a rockstar. >> his band is called, "the alive." we will go and see them play. of new york city, it's "the tonight show starring jimmy fallon."
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tonight, join jimmy and his guests - shakira, michelle dockery comedian t. murph. and featuring the legendary roots crew >> questlove: 1654 >> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: oh, come on, now that's how you do it, right there. welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome to "the tonight show," everybody [ cheers and applause you're here. let's get to some news well, guys, this is exciting
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tomorrow morning, congress will hold its first hearing on ufos in more than 50 years. [ light laughter ] yep, now that all the problems on earth have been solved, on to ufos. [ laughter ] since 2004, 144 people have called in a ufo sighting 144 sightings. that means you have a better chance of spotting a ufo than a home depot employee. [ laughter ] "anyone here anyone here? ugh, just forget it. "any - [ applause ] anyone i have to check out myself?" >> steve: yeah >> jimmy: "okay. [ laughter ] i hope this works. >> steve: what >> jimmy: you guys see this? jeff bezos and the white house have been going back and forth on twitter, after president biden blamed corporations for inflation, and bezos blamed biden's stimulus plans yeah now bezos is going to buy twitter from elon musk just to ban biden. [ laughter ] yep, things are getting tense. right now, the cia is spying on
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bezos, and alexa is spying on biden. [ laughter ] that's right it's amazon versus the government so, now we know how the drone war will begin [ light laughter ] well, on saturday, former president trump held a rally in austin, texas. and he said pretty much what you'd expect so instead of showing the same clips that you've seen a a million times, we're going to try a new piece called "trump with no context. enjoy. [ laughter ] ♪ [ groaning ] [ laughter ] ♪ [ applause ] >> steve: yep. yep. >> jimmy: meanwhile, senate gop leader, mitch mcconnell, spent his weekend in ukraine, where he met with president zelenskyy. can we see a photo of them yeah, wow. [ laughter ] zelenskyy looks like a guy meeting his new stepdad for the first time [ laughter ] "i'm not calling you dad."
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[ light laughter ] well, this is big. today, mcdonald's announced that, after more than three decades in russia, they're selling their business and completely leaving the country [ audience ohs ] it's sad news for russians who will now probably live 20 years longer [ laughter ] right now a russian guy is frantically sprinting to mcdonald's to try and redeem his monopoly stickers. [ laughter ] "please, i just got baltic avenue i just got baltic! [ laughter ] some more business news. i saw that the candy company, mars wrigley, has recalled some varieties of starburst, skittles, and lifesavers, because they could contain metal. [ audience ohs ] actually, mars didn't call the -- recall the candies. they just relabeled them all jaw breakers [ laughter ] some travel news i heard that the tsa is bringing in more agents to prepare for the summer vacation rush that's great, but it's not very comforting to know that a tsa agent is considered a summer job. [ laughter ] "you can go. you can go
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[ light laughter ] you can go you can go [ laughter ] you can go yeah, you can go [ cheers and applause you can go." that's right they're starting to hire now for the summer rush. we're two weeks from june. [ laughter ] i guess the training is basically, "here's the wand. enjoy. [ laughter ] by the time you're done training, you'll know how to say "this lane is closed" in [ light laughter ] hey, this is fun the university of oklahoma just signed a new player, and his name is pretty unique. check this out >> the oklahoma sooners got a juco transfer quarterback. his name general booty. >> yeah! [ laughter ] >> steve: wha -- what >> jimmy: general booty. such a proud day for his parents, pirate and shake your [ laughter and applause ♪
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>> steve: booty. >> jimmy: general booty, yeah. [ light laughter ] i have a feeling his first word as a baby was, "why? [ laughter ] yep, he signed to play at oklahoma it's nice to hear about a booty call that actually ended in commitment [ laughter ] hey, get this, a teenager in philadelphia just broke a 57-year-old record after running a mile in under four minutes. >> steve: oh >> jimmy: and in response, his classmate was like, "all right, so i'll take that as a no, you don't want to go to prom with me [ laughter ] okay all right. fine." hey, finally guys, it's time for pros and cons. here we go [ cheers and applause ♪ ♪ pros and cons and pros and con and pros ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: now, tonight we'll be taking a look at the pros and cons of jetblue buying spirit airlines it was just announced that jetblue is attempting to purchase spirit airlines yeah, this could mean a lot of changes to the way we fly. so, let's take a look at the pros and cons of jetblue buying spirit airlines. here we go pro, jetblue is offering to buy spirit airlines for $33 a share. con, spirit is like, "heck, you can take the whole plane for $25. [ laughter and applause
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pro, jetblue promises to bring all new features to spirit airplanes. con, like pilots [ laughter ] you're going to want those [ applause ] pro, now the two airlines can join forces and get back to doing what they do best. con, inventing new ways to charge for luggage [ laughter and applause "it's too small. it's too small you've got to pay $5 small luggage. [ laughter ] >> steve: "it's got a handle." >> jimmy: yeah oh, it's a wallet. yeah [ light laughter ] pro, jetblue is attempting the purchase through a hostile takeover con, a hostile takeover is how spirit describes their boarding process. [ laughter and applause "i have baltic i have baltic! pro, jetblue wanted to sit down with spirit airlines and make a deal con, spirit doesn't do seats [ laughter and applause everyone is just standing. hold - [ light laughter ] hold the pole. >> steve: "next.
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go ahead." >> jimmy: "you can go ahead. [ laughter ] you can go ahead, if you want. >> steve: "wait, wait, wait. >> jimmy: "you can fly it, if you want i don't care." [ laughter ] >> steve: "wait, stop. where did you get those shoes? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: pro, spirit stock holders have a lot of questions. con, like, "how drunk was i when i bought stock in spirit airlines?" [ laughter and applause pro, spirit's stock rose in anticipation of the merger con, it's the first time anything from spirit has ever gained altitude. oh, yeah, we did it! [ applause ] and finally, pro, spirit and jetblue will be combining forces con, to create spew airlines there you have it. those are the pros and cons. [ cheers and applause we have a great show shakira is here! shakira! [ cheers and applause michelle dockery is on the show [ cheers and applause and we've got great standup from t. murph! [ cheers and applause stick around when we come back, we're playing the "watch it once tiktok challenge" with shakira come on back [ cheers and applause ♪
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♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: welcome back guys, it is time for the "watch it once tiktok challenge." here we go [ cheers and applause ♪ watch it once tiktok challenge watch it onc tiktok challenge ♪ >> jimmy: i'm gonna need some help, so joining me now is the one and only shakira [ cheers and applause ♪ i mean, are you kidding me come on. come on. shakira! come on now! [ cheers and applause that's exactly right that's exactly right [ cheers and applause they love you, they love you, they love you. we love you. shakira, here's how this works shakira and i are gonna watch a tiktok dance once, okay?
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we'll only going to get to see it once. and we're gonna do our best to recreate it. whoever's moves are closest to the original, wins the game. >> and who's gonna win >> jimmy: hello. [ laughter ] just go with it. okay no - >> i've learned something, never underestimate your enemy, so i know -- [ light laughter ] i have to be careful here. >> jimmy: no, you don't. i think you've got this. but let's see -- let's see the first dance. this song is by duke & jones with louis theroux, and the dance is choreographed by jess qualter and brooke blewitt ♪ my money don' jiggle jiggle it folds i like to see yo wiggle wiggle for sure ♪ ♪ makes me want t dribble dribble you know riding in my fia you really have to see it ♪ >> just once, really >> jimmy: just once? >> yes [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i know, i was hoping the rules changed too. i was like, "maybe --" >> come on, one more time! >> jimmy: well, it's -- it's the "watch it twice tiktok challenge. [ light laughter ] uh, all right. i think i -- can i -- let's just see it one more time. [ laughter ] >> please? >> jimmy: please >> even for me it's just - ♪ my money don' jiggle jiggle it folds
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i like to see yo wiggle wiggle for sure ♪ ♪ makes me want t dribble dribble you know riding in my fia you really have to see it ♪ >> jimmy: all right, i got this >> okay. >> jimmy: look, i'll go first. [ cheers and applause >> you got this. >> jimmy: i'm gonna go first, i'm gonna go first i'll do it yeah, i'll go first. >> okay. okay be my guest. >> jimmy: i'll show you how it's done, here we go. um, wait, wait, hold on. hold on. [ light laughter ] all right, so it's -- i think it starts with that, right this is so embarrassing. why am i doing this? [ light laughter ] all right, and, whenever you guys are ready ♪ my money don' jiggle jiggle it folds ♪ makes me want t dribble dribble you know riding in my fia you really have to see it ♪ [ cheers and applause ♪ [ laughter ] >> that was too cute that was too cute. >> jimmy: can you imagine me -- can you imagine me at, like, a a wedding? what am i doing? oh, my gosh. [ cheers and applause ugh! all right, shakira no one will ever have to see that again it is your turn. do you remember it
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>> i gotta bring my a-game now [ cheers and applause okay here we go ♪ my money don' jiggle jiggle it folds i like to see yo wiggle wiggle for sure ♪ ♪ makes me want t dribble dribble you know riding in my fia you really have to see it ♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: come on. oh, stop ♪ come on, that's not fair come on, that's not -- come on. that's not fair! you're shakira, it's not fair. >> i'm very impressed by you i'm very impressed >> jimmy: you are? >> it wasn't bad at all. >> jimmy: let's watch them together and see who got closer [ light laughter ] ♪ my money don' jiggle jiggle it folds ♪ >> jimmy: oh, my god ♪ i like to see you wiggle wiggle for sure ♪ >> jimmy: look at that guy, what a - ♪ makes me want t dribble dribble you know♪ >> jimmy: oh, my god this is the worst thing. ♪ riding in my fiat you really have to see it ♪ >> jimmy: oh, my gosh. all right. [ cheers and applause we have to air that? that is so -- i've got to make sure my kids don't watch tonight. that is so rough oh, my god all right, let's try -- let's try one more let's try one more, okay uh, i thought this would be
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fun. the creator of this dance is the one and only shakira here we go [ cheers and applause ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: ooh. >> ooh [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: ooh, i like this [ laughter ] >> okay. >> jimmy: all right. >> to be fair on this one, i have a small advantage >> jimmy: yeah, a "small" advantage. yeah, you -- that was you. all right, let me see, here we go i mean -- i think i can kind of -- all right, let me just do this i love it. i love the jam, by the way >> i need popcorn. >> jimmy: yeah [ laughter ] just, let's get it over with [ light laughter ] here we go ♪ [ cheers and applause [ singing in foreign language >> yeah! [ cheers and applause ♪ [ laughter ]
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>> jimmy: this is so embarrassing it's so -- i can't even look at you. i can't even look at you, it's so embarrassing. okay >> no, that was awesome! >> jimmy: okay oh, my gosh, all right >> wasn't he awesome >> jimmy: oh, shakira -- [ cheers and applause shakira. >> you remind me of my 6-year-old >> jimmy: i do oh, i -- oh, good, i -- good he's cute, i like that okay, good, i remind you of your 6-year-old. [ light laughter ] shakira, you are up -- you're up whenever you're ready. [ cheers and applause [ singing in foreign language [ cheers and applause ♪ >> jimmy: oh, my gosh. come on! [ cheers and applause you are -- how'd you --? come on. who are you? unbelievable ugh. >> you know i don't know - >> jimmy: i'm so embarrassed >> i don't know how to dance in high heels i don't know how to dance in high heels >> jimmy: all right, let's watch the video tape to see who got closer, of being shakira [ light laughter ] [ singing in spanish ]
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[ laughter ] >> jimmy: i -- god that was embarrassing. [ singing in foreign language [ cheers and applause >> i mean, this? nailed it. >> jimmy: that was - that's all i needed. stick the landing. i think we know who the winner is shakira, ladies and gentlemen. [ cheers and applause ♪ please don't -- please don't put that on the internet, please that was amazing more with shakira after the break, everybody [ cheers and applause ♪ >> he thought i was too disruptive for the choir, because my voice is too strong and yeah, he never let me in the choir. and it was a huge frustration for me and even my classmates teased me they used to tease me and they
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[ cheers and applause >> jimmy: welcome back thank you for being here nice to see you. and -- >> nice to see you >> jimmy: and thank you for doing the -- the tiktok dance challenge. [ laughter ] man, oh, man, that's a lot of pressure do people dance -- >> you did good. >> jimmy: no, i didn't but -- >> i'm proud of you. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: but when people are around you, like, at a party or wedding, are -- it's intimidating, right? do people even dance, or do they just leave the room [ laughter ] >> they do your moves. the one is like -- >> jimmy: they're just sneaking out. >> yeah. sneaking out [ laughter ] >> jimmy: congrats on "te felicito." [ cheers and applause >> well said well pronounced. have a good accent >> jimmy: it was good? >> "te felicito," perfect. >> jimmy: "te felicito." yeah, it came out, and within a week, it was the number one song, so congrats on that. >> thank you >> jimmy: i mean, come on, how do you do that [ cheers and applause that's got to feel good, right >> yeah, i mean, i'm -- yeah you know, i don't put out music too often, because to me, it's a priority to dedicate time to
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my kids. but when i do it, i focus. so -- yeah >> jimmy: yeah, you do it right. >> yeah, i had to -- i had to dedicate, like, three months to just prepare the video and -- >> jimmy: i love the video, by the way. >> yeah. >> jimmy: where did the concept of the video come from >> actually, you know, the creators of the video are my kids >> jimmy: they are >> they came up with the idea. >> jimmy: no way >> can you believe >> jimmy: yeah, they are pretty creative kids. >> yeah. >> jimmy: they just said, "hey, what?" [ cheers and applause >> you know, i didn't have any idea what to do. >> jimmy: yeah >> when i'm about to produce a a video, it's like a white canvas and -- i have to kind of, like, sit and think about what i'm going to do. >> jimmy: yeah >> and i had no idea what i wanted to do so i asked my kids to listen to a song, close their eyes - >> jimmy: yes. >> and listen to the song. and my little one, sasha, came up with the robot idea he said, "mommy, i imagine you dancing with a robot." and -- [ laughter ] and milan came up with the green fire and i loved those two ideas. and i took them to a director. and that was the whole -- the
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departure. >> jimmy: i want to show -- i want to show a little -- [ cheers and applause let me show the clip here's a clip of the music video, "te felicito. check it out [ singing in foreign language [ singing in foreign language [ singing in foreign language >> jimmy: i mean, come on. [ cheers and applause dancing with a robot >> yeah, i think -- i think kids are extremely creative. all of them. >> jimmy: yeah, they are >> and as adults, we just have to take their ideas seriously. >> jimmy: yeah, i -- do you think they're going to grow up and be in the music business and be producers or musicians? >> i don't know. i don't know and i want them to do whatever they feel passionate about but i would like for them to have music in their lives, because music gives them so much -- it's a good companion, you know in life. >> jimmy: it really is >> and it's a good refuge.
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it's like -- >> jimmy: yeah [ cheers and applause it's always there for you. >> and they're -- they're learning piano, they play the drums. >> jimmy: i heard when you were little, you almost didn't get into choir or something. is that true >> that's true sadly. yeah >> jimmy: who wouldn't have shakira in their choir [ light laughter ] really >> my music teacher. >> jimmy: wow. >> he didn't like my voice he thought i was too disruptive for the choir, because my voice was too strong and -- yeah, he never let me in the choir, and it was a huge frustration for me >> jimmy: yeah >> and even my classmates teased me. they used to tease me, and they used to say that i sound like a goat [ audience oohs i hope it was a cute goat. >> jimmy: yeah [ laughter ] now -- now you are the g.o.a.t so there you go. you did it [ cheers and applause showed them. >> well, you know, my parents -- >> jimmy: a global music superstar. >> well, you know, it was -- it was pretty hard, because it was some, sort of -- i think it was a way of bullying, you know? >> jimmy: sure >> like, i felt bullied in a a way. >> jimmy: yeah >> but - >> jimmy: did you almost think about not going forward, not -- not singing? >> well, thanks to my parents, i didn't, because my -- my parents actually reinforced and reaffirmed my -- my identity as a singer
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and they -- they were -- they said -- especially my dad, always said that i -- that i didn't have to change my vibrato. i have to protect that vibrato and never ever change it, because it was -- it was -- he always said that a voice without vibrato is not worth it it's not a voice, you know and so, i kept my vibrato. and that's kind of my signature. >> jimmy: wow. >> yeah. my goat -- >> jimmy: thanks mom and dad [ cheers and applause >> my goat signature - >> jimmy: your goat signature, yeah i know in new york, you were recently at a mets game and cheering on the mets and i was like, "oh, yeah, i wonder how you do cheer at a a game," because you get very excited when you're cheering for your sons, for your boys i've seen -- >> i do. >> jimmy: i mean, i've seen video. >> i get carried away. >> jimmy: you are one of those people [ laughter ] >> one of those moms >> jimmy: yeah, you're one - >> annoying moms >> jimmy: yeah, you just like -- and you scream >> yeah. yeah >> jimmy: can you -- i mean, do people tell you to, like, chill out? >> i embarrass my kids
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actually, yeah, during -- my little one -- the both of them, actually, practice taekwondo and whenever they participate in a tournament, taekwondo, they -- i scream like a crazy woman. [ laughter ] and the dojo master, last time, he gave me two warnings. [ laughter ] the second -- and he said -- >> jimmy: you can't warn shakira. no, no, no, no, no >> yeah, he almost kicked me out. >> jimmy: oh, my gosh. >> because i was like, "kick him in the head! kick him in the head!" [ laughter and applause you know, i -- [ laughter ] >> jimmy: no, she's not kidding. in fact, we asked you if you have any video of you. we have video of you cheering your son on when sasha won first place in karate, in taekwondo. look at this [ screaming and cheering ] >> oh, my god, sasha [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: that's -- that's a a loving mom, right there. that is a good mom that is -- that's so funny
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oh, my gosh. you would have thought that you won. oh, my goodness. [ light laughter ] that's great let's talk about your new nbc series, "dancing with myself." >> yes >> jimmy: what is the idea behind this -- this show >> to offer people from all walks of life and all ages - >> jimmy: yeah >> -- a platform where they can showcase their talents, but also their passion for dance you know, they don't have to be virtuosos, they don't have to be professionals most of them aren't. but -- >> jimmy: i like that you're not looking at me, by the way. [ laughter ] >> exactly they just have to dance like you. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah >> no, they're - >> jimmy: yeah >> the idea with the show is -- is just to offer an opportunity and access to people from -- yeah, from everywhere. and -- >> jimmy: to dance >> to dance and to show their true passion for dance you know, like, we had -- for example, we had doctors on the show we had construction workers. we had people in the military. we had dentists, a lot of dentists, actually [ laughter ]
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>> jimmy: wow. >> for some strange reason >> jimmy: it was almost called "dancing dentists" at first. [ laughter ] they changed the title to "dancing with myself." i know our buddy, nick jonas, is on with you too >> yeah. >> jimmy: and -- yeah, he's a good - >> he's awesome. >> jimmy: yeah, he's the best. and between the two of you, i would never want to be in a dance contest. [ laughter ] i want to -- i want to show a clip here's a look at "dancing with myself." check this out >> jeremy, can i ask you what you do for a living? >> absolutely. so, i am a plus size model in a -- [ cheers and applause hey! >> you might not be the most technical dancer, but i don't care every time i see you dance -- i don't know, it's something contagious, something infectious about what you're doing. [ laughter ] and i just want to see more of you. can you show me a model face [ audience oohs >> work. pose pose, pose >> no, i smile >> you know, i don't have a model face, so i have a mirror face. i go - >> i've never noticed it not once >> work, queen work [ laughter ]
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>> do you have a mirror face >> no. >> come on, nick [ laughter and applause >> hey, not the lip bite >> jimmy: yeah, that's how you do it, right there [ cheers and applause shakira, everybody "dancing with myself" premieres may 31st at 10:00 p.m. on nbc. [ cheers and applause michelle dockery joins us next stick around, everybody! [ cheers and applause ♪ dr. harmon: we are america's doctors. dr. szilagyi: america's pediatricians. rn grant: we are america's nurses. dr. stewart: america's family physicians. dr. szilagyi: and we want you to know... rn grant: covid vaccines are safe and effective for kids. dr. harmon: my grandkids are vaccinated. dr. szilagyi: mine are too. dr. stewart: what's not safe... dr. harmon: is getting covid. rn grant: we want you to know - we trust the covid vaccines. dr. stewart: for ourselves. dr. harmon: for our patients. dr. szilagyi: for our kids. rn grant: so should you.
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♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: our next guest is back as lady mary in "downton abbey: a new era," which hits theaters this friday you can also catch her in "anatomy of a scandal,"
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streaming now on netflix please welcome michelle dockery [ cheers and applause ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: welcome back >> hi. >> jimmy: welcome back to the show you look gorgeous. thank you so much for being here i -- we have a lot to talk about. >> yes >> jimmy: yeah i mean, we have a new -- you have a new "downton" movie this friday >> yes >> jimmy: you know what? you're a rare guest that isn't on any social media of any sort >> yeah. >> jimmy: i couldn't find anything on you. >> well, i do -- i do have one actually i have one for my dog. [ laughter ] i'm one of -- i'm one of those people >> jimmy: you're one of those people okay, so -- yeah, yeah >> and then i stalk everyone >> jimmy: yeah oh, so you do know what is happening on social media? >> yeah. >> jimmy: through your -- the eyes of your dog >> yes, through the eyes of my dog. yeah [ laughter ] >> jimmy: and no -- does anyone know that it's your dog? are you in the picture with the dog? >> no. no one knows it's my dog >> jimmy: wow. [ laughter ]
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wow, interesting yeah, i'm not going to be asking what the dog's name is, but -- but so, you post photos of your dog. >> i post photos of my dog and then i follow lots of interior design it's quite boring really [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you kidding? why? >> because i like -- i just love interiors i like looking at nice houses. and -- >> jimmy: wow. that's what you look at on instagram. it's so interesting. >> yes yeah >> jimmy: yeah, i got out of control. i started with -- i think, i don't know, sunsets? i don't know what i followed i followed, like, food >> i mean, you can sit there for ages, can't you? just scrolling food. >> jimmy: yeah, you -- i do -- i do actually. >> i go, "everyone goes down the cellar." a rabbit hole. >> jimmy: a rabbit hole, yeah. all right, well, the dog itself doesn't know that it's on instagram? >> isn't >> jimmy: no >> i -- i was -- i'm not very good at doing those things >> jimmy: yeah. >> he is >> jimmy: yeah, i get that >> i let him run until he toned. >> jimmy: last time we talked, we spoke about music and you've been playing a lot of guitar and piano. >> yes
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>> jimmy: but you now have an ep out >> yes >> jimmy: you have music out >> yes >> jimmy: i was listening to you last night on spotify. [ cheers and applause mic calling the show >> thanks. >> jimmy: you have a beautiful voice by the way >> thank you thank you. >> jimmy: well, how did -- how did this band come about >> so, michael c. fox is also in "downton abbey. >> jimmy: yep. >> plays andy. and we started jamming together on set, and bringing our guitars into work. and -- and our voices sounded great together and then we started songwriting together so -- so, yeah and this is our first ep [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: i -- i love this you're actually playing a gig -- >> yes >> jimmy: your first gig, live gig? >> first gig is 6th of june in london yeah >> jimmy: are you nervous? >> yes like, equally nervous and excited. >> jimmy: yeah >> anytime i'm on. >> jimmy: what was your first concert ever you went to do you remember? >> yeah, my first concert, i was about 14, and it was called "masters of music in hyde park." and i saw alanis morissette, bob dylan, the who, and eric clapton
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>> jimmy: what [ audience oohs >> all in one, all in one. >> jimmy: that was your first concert? >> yes, it was amazing the bar was very, very high. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: wow. mine was "weird al" yankovic [ laughter ] the bar was still high, but yeah wow, that's incredible >> yeah, it was incredible but we were so far back. we got, you know, the really cheap, cheap tickets and she was like this. >> jimmy: that's great having everyone. >> and we're together. i was obsessed with her when i was a teenager >> jimmy: who wasn't >> i used to braid my hair at night and then bring it out in the morning so it, kind of, looked like hers >> jimmy: is that right? >> yes >> jimmy: oh, my gosh. >> she got to dress like -- >> jimmy: before we get to "downton abbey," i want to talk to say congratulations on "anatomy of a scandal. >> thank you >> jimmy: it got great reviews it's out you crushed it we love sienna miller. [ cheers and applause >> thank you >> jimmy: she's awesome. >> yes. >> jimmy: when you -- when you meet a fan to take a picture, do you know immediately if they're a a "downton" fan or "anatomy of a scandal" fan >> sometimes "downton" fans visit, kind of, desperate. it's like they can't see
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[ laughter ] >> jimmy: it's like meeting royalty. yeah >> yeah. >> jimmy: of course. >> yes, and asking if it's about "anatomy of a scandal," some people are a bit more afraid of -- >> jimmy: yeah >> more afraid of me >> jimmy: the lawyer side of you. yeah this -- and this new film, "downton abbey," -- this is called "downton abbey: a new era. >> yes >> jimmy: the first "downton abbey" was when? 2010, i think? >> '11 yeah yeah, we started in 2010, so it's been 12 years >> jimmy: did you -- did you have any idea that you would be playing your character for 12 years >> no, we would have never imagined i mena, i can't believe i'm still sitting here talking about it >> jimmy: yeah, but it's amazing. [ laughter ] >> but it's amazing. yeah >> jimmy: it's creepy and then you then put the movie out and you're like, "well, let's hope it's -- >> yes >> jimmy: and it was a giant hit. >> yes and that's -- you know, it's about the appetite out there and the audience really, you know, loved the first film it made sense to do another one. >> jimmy: yeah >> and -- and this film, it's fantastic. there's, like, two -- two parallel storylines going on one is some of the characters get to go off to the south of
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france and discover lady violet's past, something about her past and then a film crew comes to downton to shoot a silent movie. there's those two really great storylines going on. i didn't get to go to france >> jimmy: i know i wrote -- >> thanks for that >> jimmy: well, you -- when you were reading the script, you were like, "hey, what? i'm just saying -- >> and they returned they came back [ laughter ] and i didn't even go out to join them. >> jimmy: no >> like -- >> jimmy: but you have -- you have a really good arc in this film >> but yeah, it's fantastic. >> jimmy: either way, it's -- >> and it works so great the newcomers are brilliant and you don't see and yeah >> jimmy: it was fantastic i want to show everyone a clip here's michelle dockery in "downton abbey: a new era. take a look at this. >> i haven't been up here for years. >> well, this is the situation we're in with the money, we can bring the house up to snuff to match what we spent on the estate and end the 1930s with our heads held high. but if you don't want to -- >> no. no, you steer ahead.
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you're the captain now >> i am aware of that, even if you think i'm not. >> jimmy: oh, michelle dockery, everybody. "downton abbey: a new era" hits theaters this friday we'll be right back with stand-up from t. murph stick around, everybody. [ cheers and applause ♪ welcome to the future. some assembly required. but if there's one thing this country has always embraced, it's a challenge. and after almost 120 years of building for those challenges, we're taking the vehicles you know by name and making them electric. by revolutionizing the way they're built and where they're assembled. not for the few. but for the many. ♪ ♪ ♪ i stand alone ♪
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♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: our next guest stars in the comedy series "woke," streaming now on hulu. making his "tonight show" debut, please welcome the very funny t. murph
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[ cheers and applause ♪ >> hey whaddup? [ cheers and applause p oh oh okay, all right. all right, all right, stop, stop, stop i only got five minutes, a'ight [ light laughter ] so, look, i just had a new baby, and i lost 35 pounds [ cheers and applause thank you, thank you, thank you. that's why i got my nephew t-shirt on [ light laughter ] yeah, y'all gone see these gains! i don't like the fact that people make assumptions when you have a baby and lose weight some lady was like, "oh, my god. you lost the weight, because you want to be here when he gets older." [ laughter ] and i was like, "no. i just met him " [ laughter ] i don't even know if he gonna be cool, is what i'm saying. i'm gone tell you the real reason i lost weight i lost weight, because one day i was holding my baby without a shirt, and he tried to latch on
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[ laughter and applause i don't know if you ever felt a baby wet lips on your naked chest. [ light laughter ] it's not as beautiful as women make it out to be, it's not. he came in hot [ light laughter ] babies don't see gender, all they see are d-cups. [ applause ] so, i didn't lose weight like how men are supposed to. i didn't work out with my homeboys, and that's what i should've did. because when you work out with your boys, you know what you doin', right you work on the chest, you work on the shoulders, you work on the arms, all right? i started working out with my wife let me tell you something, men don't do that. [ light laughter ] because women don't work on the same muscle groups you do. when you work out with your boys, you know what you're doing. you start working out with your wife, do you know what you're doing? huh? now you in the gym, and you are killing this you are -- [ cheers and applause -- murdering this.
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you are killin' this i'm talking all squats, i mean, just squat, some lunges, a a lunge, lunge now, i am thick as hell for no reason [ cheers and applause arms don't look like nothin', but i am dragging that wagon, yeah [ light laughter ] i'm two squats away from posing like this on instagram, is what i'm saying [ laughter ] yass #murphthestallion. [ laughter and applause you know what's crazy about getting thick as a man nobody tells you [ light laughter ] nobody it's not like you hanging out with you boys one day, and they like, "okay, i see you." [ laughter and applause i'm a tell you how you find out. i'm gonna tell you how you find out. a woman will tell you. [ laughter ] yes. women love thick men
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[ cheers ] i didn't know. i didn't know. i'm a tell you how i found out one day, i was walking down the street, minding my own business, right? had just left the gym, had my little workout shorts on, when out of nowhere all i heard was, "mm. [ laughter and applause "excuse me, little mama with the beard, wait a minute!" [ laughter and applause "wait a minute!" "little mama with the beard" i had to look back like, "who, me?" [ laughter and applause i never been catcalled before, i felt pretty. got a 16-year-old-daughter don't like her [ laughter ] i don't -- her attitude is ridiculous, man. i don't know if you ever met a a 16-year-old girl, but they not the coolest people [ light laughter ] every time you say something to them, it comes with an attitude, and it throws me off because that used to be my baby that was daddy's little princess now any time i say something to her, she says something to me, it comes with an attitude. and you can always see the
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attitude it starts in the shoulders [ light laughter ] and works up through the neck and upper extremities. [ light laughter ] she asked me something yesterday, she was like "dad, i made a text and it didn't go through. did you pay my phone bill? and i saw it started revving up [ laughter and applause as it got faster, it sounded like a kung-fu movie, just - [ light laughter ] and i was like, "when did you get a glitch, all right? [ light laughter ] i've known you for 16 years, you've never had a glitch. but i'm a tell you what the problem is, parents. your kids don't know you outside of the role that you play in their life they don't know you outside of the role of mommy and daddy. they don't know who you are out there. one day i had to let my daughter know. i said, "hey, you might know me as daddy, ha, ha, ha, ha." [ laughter ] "but i'm a whole 'nother person in these streets, a'ight?" [ laughter and applause yeah don't let the instagram pose fool you don't let it - [ light laughter ] spending time with my kids will give me a greater appreciation for teachers
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i will say that. yeah, teachers are dope. [ cheers and applause i will say, uh, please, uh, teachers, stop sending so much homework home with these kids. i got a 9-year-old son and his -- his teacher sends everything home. and then she just too in contact, right she calls, she texts, she facetimes, she emails, she google chats, she zooms. saying stupid stuff like, "your son hasn't turned in his homework." because i don't know how to do it [ laughter and applause i mean, does she know how long ago the fourth grade was do she [ light laughter ] this math is hard. my son is like, "well, what are we gone do?" i'm like, "we gone cheat, that's what we gone do." [ laughter and applause "we finna google these answers. [ laughter ] you ever find out you're the dumb parent? you ever figure that out [ light laughter ] "now we gotta wait on your mama to get home to help us with your homework" [ laughter ] homework was so hard, i had to turn it upside-down, like,
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"maybe i'm looking at it wrong let me check it out. [ light laughter ] hey, my name is t. murph y'all have been amazing. [ cheers and applause ♪ >> jimmy: that's how you do it right there, man that's how you do it thank you so much. [ cheers and applause t. murph "woke" is streaming now on hulu we'll be right back, everybody [ cheers and applause ♪
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♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: my thanks to shakira, michelle dockery, t. murph, once again [ cheers and applause
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and the roots, right there from philadelphia, pennsylvania [ cheers and applause thank you for watching stay tuned for "late night with seth meyers. goodnight, everybody thank you. [ cheers and applause ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪
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