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[ cheers and applause ♪ >> steve: from studio 6b in rockefeller center in the heart of new york city, it's "the tonight show starring jimmy fallon."
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tonight, join jimmy and his guests - fred armisen chloe sevigny, michelle zauner of japanese breakfast, musical guest, maneskin. and featuring the legendy roots crew >> questlove: 1658 >> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: oh [ cheers and applause yes! oh, i love it! welcome! that's a crowd get ready. we got a great show. enjoy yourself enjoy yourself welcome, everybody welcome to "the tonight show."
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you're here. thank you for watching you made it. [ cheers and applause happy friday, everyone let's start with some happy news i want to say congrats to rihanna, who just welcomed her first baby with a$ap rocky [ cheers and applause yeah when it was time for delivery, rihanna yelled, "get me to the hospital asap, a$ap. [ laughter ] that's right, rihanna was excited to meet her baby, but not nearly as excited as her baby was to meet rihanna [ laughter ] she's like, "oh, my gosh i'm such a fan." yep, mom and baby are doing well the only person having a tough day is rihanna's assistant, who is trying to figure out how to return 2,000 baby umbrellas. [ laughter ] "i got -- i got the best gift. i got the best gift. i got the best gift. of course, the other big news from the music world is that harry styles just released his new album, "harry's house. [ cheers and applause the album is getting incredible reviews. people love it and i think even president biden is a fan,
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'cause check out this photo from his press conference last night. yeah he -- he is very into it [ laughter ] that's right tonight, harry kicked off his world tour in new york, and apple music streamed the concert. so, with the people listening on apple music and the 19,000 people there, roughly 19,000 people heard the concert. [ laughter ] that's right, harry styles is performing in new york, tonight, to celebrate the release of his new album, "harry's house," and i'm sure it's going to be incredible. i would love to go, but, of course, i'm here hosting the show but, yeah. don't you wish you could be there, higgins >> steve: ha-ha, good one, jimmy. ha-ha. >> jimmy: tariq, i guess higgins ditched work to go to the harry styles concert [ laughter ] >> tariq: ha-ha, another incredible monologue joke, jimmy. you are the man, man, man, man, man. >> steve: i agree with that, tariq or jimmy
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[ laughter ] >> jimmy: james, can you -- can you believe that they both didn't show up at least you're still here >> i'm here, jimmy i'd never leave. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: where did -- where did we get the budget for a hologram, by the way guys, some movie news here, "top gun: maverick" hits theaters next week [ cheers and applause i mean, i'm excited about this and i saw that applebee's is offering customers free tickets for eating at the restaurant they actually made a commercial for it, and it's not very subtle, but this is a real commercial take a look. ♪ sweet emotion ♪ >> now, that's eatin' good in the neighborhood [ laughter ] >> jimmy: it's real. that -- that's real. yeah yeah, it's actually -- yeah. but it turns out, "top gun" isn't the only summer blockbuster applebee's is partnering with. >> steve: really >> jimmy: no check out this commercial i saw earlier today. ♪ >> do sit down
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>> i've come here to possess your villa ♪ >> what villa? >> do i look as if i'd turn down a villa in the south of france applebee's, now that's eating good in the neighborhood [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: wow. >> steve: wow. she's eating a giant hamburger >> jimmy: yeah that's right the "downton abbey" sequel was released today i love "downton abbey. it's basically a "bridgerton" you can watch with your parents. >> steve: ah [ laughter ] >> jimmy: well, this week, marvel released the trailer for "she-hulk: attorney at law," and it got 78 million views in just 24 hours. yeah, fans are excited about the show, but some people were complaining that the cgi looks bad. i don't know what they're talking about. really, i think marvel has a a great special effects team in fact, they just released another trailer for a new series called "abe lincoln hulk," and i think they actually - [ laughter ] i think they actually upped their game look at this thing >> steve: wow. ♪
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>> four score and seven years ago, you wouldn't like me if i'm angry. goodbye. >> jimmy: yeah i -- i -- you don't know where it's going to go. i mean, it's fantastic [ cheers and applause did you guys hear about this mtv is bringing back "jersey shore" with a new cast [ cheers ] and the old cast issued a statement, saying they are not in support of the reboot >> steve: ooh. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: oh, wonder why yeah, yeah the old cast is feeling so down, this morning they could barely get out of their tanning bed. it was really hard [ laughter ] yeah, mtv knew they needed a a younger cast when pauly d dislocated his shoulder doing a fist bump. [ laughter ] ♪ all right. i'm out, i'm out, i'm out, i'm out. i can't. [ laughter ] ♪ this one too, both of them guys, this is very cool. youtube is rolling out a new feature where you can skip the
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boring parts of a video and cut right to the good part [ cheers ] and they actually had something similar on tiktok, and we tried it out with some recent videos of people doing the sprite challenge where you chug sprite or any carbonated beverage and try not to burp. so, basically, if you're watching a video, you can skip this part. >> i can't do it my tummy hurts [ laughter ] >> jimmy: and go right to this part [ burping [ laughter ] >> steve: wow. oh, my god >> jimmy: let me give you one more example you can skip this boring part. >> jimmy: uh-huh and go right to this
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>> oh, my gosh what do i do [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that's a gem that's a joy oh, man. [ laughter ] "what do i do? what do i do?" >> steve: wham >> jimmy: well, guys, switching gears. today, former new york city mayor bill de blasio announced he's running for congress. [ audience oohs so, anyway, i want to say congratulations to his opponent [ laughter and applause guys, get this, a new lawsuit is accusing mcdonald's and wendy's of exaggerating the size of their burgers in ad campaigns. [ laughter ] yeah, the lawsuit is "the people have too much time on their hands versus mcdonald's and wendy's. [ laughter ] oh, speaking of campaigns, did you guys see the new ad for our -- "the tonight show"? >> steve: no >> jimmy: oh, let's check this out. look at it yeah, it's pretty cool >> steve: oh [ cheers and applause
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>> jimmy: i'm excited about it i'm excited about it ♪ >> steve: whoa cool, man. >> steve: i thought you said burger not buns. >> jimmy: i'm excited about -- yeah i'm excited about it either way, man guys, listen to this did you hear about this? a 300-year-old violin that was played in "the wizard of oz" is about to go up for auction and experts say it could fetch up to $20 million. making it the most expensive instrument ever sold it's so expensive that they wouldn't even let it inside our building but, here to talk about it live on the street, is one of the employees at the auction house, patrick hannigan patrick? >> hi, jimmy [ laughter ] >> jimmy: thank -- short -- short, but sweet >> steve: yeah >> jimmy: yeah can you hear me, patrick thank you for talking with us, patrick. is that the 300-year-old violin >> it is i'm actually taking it to a studio to get photographed for the auction. now, usually, we use high end couriers but for something special as this, i prefer to - [ car crash >> jimmy: oh, my god oh, my god pat -- patrick patrick.
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pat -- patrick. patrick, are you okay? >> tariq: is he okay >> yeah, i'm okay. but i just -- i got to check - [ car thump >> jimmy: no, no, no, no oh patrick, oh, patrick, maybe you should get out of the street oh, gosh i had hoped -- [ laughter and applause oh, man. you know - >> steve: hope the violin's okay >> jimmy: i just hope the violin's all right yeah [ laughter ] well, guys, this is crazy. i read that nasa has opened an investigation after an astronaut was floating outside the international space station, and his helmet started filling up with water. yeah, they knew something was wrong when the astronaut was like, "houston, we have a problem. [ laughter ] guys, i -- i saw that canada is recalling over 250,000 packs of cigarettes over concerns of increased fire hazard. [ laughter ]
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>> steve: what >> jimmy: flammable cigarettes i mean, isn't that the whole point? and finally, guys, as i mentioned, harry styles' new album, "harry's house," was released today, so with that in mind, it's time to play "guess the harry styles song. here we go [ cheers and applause ♪ guess the harry styles song ♪ ♪ guess the harry styles song ♪ >> jimmy: now, here's how this works. i'm going to give someone three different song titles. one is a real harry styles song off the new album. the other two are made up. and you have to guess which one is real. if you get it right, you get a a prize. if you get it wrong, you still get a prize. okay [ cheers and applause raise your hand if you want to play "guess the harry styles song." [ cheers ] let's try that girl right there in the front, in the third row yeah, you. stand up hello, welcome what -- what is your name? >> christina >> jimmy: christina, welcome all right, christina, which one of these is a real harry styles song from his new album, "harry's house"? is it "a," "music for a dentist's waiting room." "b," "music for a sushi restaurant." or "c," "music for derrick's
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house. >> it's "b." >> jimmy: it is "b," you think music for a sushi restaurant >> yeah. >> jimmy: that is correct. but -- ♪ that is correct, but you just won a "music for a dentist's waiting room" sweatshirt congratulations to you yep. [ cheers and applause all right, let's get another person put your hand up all the way in the back. back there that gentleman in the back, right there, with the black face mask there. yeah hello, sir what is your name? >> tom clemons >> jimmy: tom clemons. where are you from, tom? >> nashville, tennessee. >> jimmy: hey! [ cheers and applause nashville. we love nashville. we love tennessee. all right, which one of these is a real harry styles song? is it "a," "grapejuice." "b," "cranberry juice. or "c," "goose juice"? >> got to go with the goose juice. >> jimmy: yeah can you sing a little of how you think the song goes? [ laughter ] >> watermelon, sugar goose juice. >> jimmy: yeah, that sounds
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about right. that is incorrect. that is incorrect. [ buzzer ] but, you still get a goose juice sweatshirt, right there, for you, bud >> yes >> jimmy: all the way. goose juice all the way, bud all right. one more put your hand up over here yes. right there. right there. yes, you right there, of course right there. what is your name? >> alicia. >> jimmy: alicia, where are you from >> new milford, connecticut. >> jimmy: ah hey, new milford welcome, welcome [ cheers and applause connecticut. which one of these is a real harry styles song? is it "a," "daydreaming. "b," "dreamdaying. or "c," "rabbit shaped cloud." [ laughter ] >> "a," "daydreaming." >> jimmy: that is correct, it is "daydreaming. [ bell ringing ] [ cheers and applause and you receive a rabbit shaped cloud sweatshirt congratulations. thank you for playing "guess the harry styles songs." we have a great show fred armisen is here, tonight. [ cheers and applause chloe sevigny is on the show michelle zauner of japanese breakfast is here. and we've got music from maneskin, tonight.
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[ cheers and applause stick around we'll be right back with more "tonight show. come on back [ cheers and applause ♪ >> jimmy: one time, i saw a yoplait yogurt in the fridge with my coworker bethany's name on it. i took it anyway and ate it. >> oh, yeah. i did something similar once >> jimmy: really >> yeah. ♪ i caused the 2008 financial crisis ♪♪ the next sale is a digital treasure trove - charming ellie's private data! what? lot number 1: her emails. the ones she's opened and read. drug store purchases. her recent transactions. do i hear 600? 620? 640? 660? 680? oh! ♪♪ ♪♪
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♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: welcome back we have such a great show for you tonight. and you know what, before we go, i'm just a little hungry if you don't mind, i just want to grab something from the "tonight show" freezer real quick. it'll take a second. i'm so sorry about this. i'm sorry. thank you guys, so much. i appreciate it. ♪ >> freezer secrets [ cheers and applause no no, no, no help help help, i'm stuck in the freezer
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i'm stuck in the freezer [ cheers and applause >> it's no use >> jimmy: fred armisen what are you doing in here >> i thought this was the dressing room and i just left the window open. >> jimmy: this is awful. i knew it was a mistake buying a sound proof freezer. [ laughter ] i knew i knew it. we're doomed >> well, since this is the end, i guess i have a few secrets i need to get off my chest >> jimmy: same ♪ >> all right you know that new harry styles song "watermelon sugar." >> jimmy: of course, yeah. i listen to it everyday. it's new >> well, it took me -- [ laughter ] brand-new. it took me an embarrassing amount of time to realize the song is actually a double entendre [ laughter ] >> jimmy: right, right, right. >> it's about diabetes [ laughter ] >> jimmy: one time, i saw a yoplait yogurt in the fridge with my coworker bethany's name on it.
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i took it anyway and ate it. >> oh, yeah. i did something similar once >> jimmy: really >> yeah. i caused the 2008 financial crisis [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that's not similar at all. i mean - and how did you do that? >> i don't know. i had a day off and i was bored. >> jimmy: in the '90s, i had a a bitter feud with the taco bell chihuahua >> i get it, but why >> jimmy: we auditioned for the same part. we were the final two in the running to be taco bell's new spokes chihuahua he beat me out because i was 6 feet tall and a human. >> have you talked to him since? >> jimmy: no, no, no once he got that gordita money, he became a real monster >> i have one. i used to work as a part-time exorcist but i got fired because i was too polite with the demonic entities i'd say, "the power of christ would prefer you get out of here."
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[ laughter ] "the power of christ is going to count to three. one, two, two and a half --" >> jimmy: okay, yeah, yeah, yeah i've lied about my age my whole career i'm actually 96. [ laughter ] you know those prosthetics that johnny knoxville wears in "bad grandpa? >>oh, yeah amazing prosthetics. >> jimmy: yeah, well, he let me borrow them. i wear them inside out to make me look younger. [ laughter ] what you're looking at is inside out "bad grandpa. >> i have a secret family. >> jimmy: fred, you're not married. i think you need to be married with kids in order to have a a second family that's a a secret >> oh. okay, in that case, i just have a regular family that i don't like [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you know how i have that side job as a valet in vatican city >> of course, everyone knows that about you >> jimmy: yeah, well, sometimes -- sometimes at night -- i take the pope mobile. [ laughter ] >> yeah. [ laughter ]
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>> jimmy: sometimes at night - [ laughter ] i take the pope mobile i take the pope mobile out for a joyride. [ laughter ] >> oh, that's -- that's fine. live a little. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah well, the pope has a limited edition "minions: the rise of gru" big gulp cup. and i drank out of it. [ laughter ] >> i never graduated from high school >> jimmy: well, that's nothing to be ashamed of >> because i accidentally killed my principal. [ laughter ] as they were handing me my diploma, i threw my cap up in the air too early and one of those sharp points hit him right in this angle. and it sliced him completely in half [ laughter ] >> jimmy: oh, my god how is that possible >> my hat was made of metal. it was my final project for shop class i got a b. >> jimmy: you know m&m's old slogan, "melts in your mouth, not your hands?" >> yeah. >> jimmy: i have a rare medical condition where m&ms melt in my hands, and not in my mouth [ laughter ]
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>> i don't actually need to wear glasses i only wear them so people think i'm cool [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i'm on the same boat i actually don't have eyeballs [ laughter ] i stole these from a a build-a-bear workshop. [ laughter ] >> wow, i guess i never noticed. you have such beady, dead eyees. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: thank you. i mean, i shouldn't thank you, i should thank build-a-bear. [ laughter ] >> i can't keep this to myself anymore. i'm having a nonsexual, nonromantic affair with dentist, dr. jimenez he just cleans my teeth. i exchange insurance info with the front desk person. and then i leave [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: i don't think that's an affair. >> oh, yeah. then how do you explain the steamy voice mail he left me >> hi, fred. this is amanda calling from dr.jimenez's office. you have a tooth cleaning scheduled for june 20th at 9:00 a.m. >> jimmy: wow. he is in love with you [ laughter ] >> steve: fred
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jimmy? >> jimmy: higgins! we're saved. >> steve: what are you guys doing in the men's room. >> this isn't a men's room it's a freezer >> steve: oh, nobody told me that don't look in that corner. [ talking over each other [ applause ] ♪ >> this has been freezer secrets. stick around for more "tonight show" after the break. ♪
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♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: our first guest is an emmy and grammy nominated actor and comedian you can see him live on his "comedy for musicians, but everyone is welcome tour." everyone please welcome the very funny fred armisen. ♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: come on, bud >> how's it going? >> jimmy: it's so nice to see you. >> great to see you. >> jimmy: fred, you know we've known each other almost 20 years >> that's crazy. >> jimmy: does that make any sense? >> it's insane >> jimmy: it's wild. >> 20 years. >> jimmy: 20 years this is your 14th appearance on our show >> yeah, 14. [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: i mean, you're the best thank you for coming on. >> thank you >> jimmy: you know, backstage you were telling me that you don't think you're good at fighting on screen >> oh, yeah. so
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>> jimmy: or falling >> yeah. like, i did this movie called "the bubble," right? >> jimmy: judd apatow. for judd apatow. and there's this fight scene i had with david duchovny that we really had trainers show us how to, like, really fight and make it look real and then, it looked so lame. like when it - like, that was the joke was that it looked lame. but to me, it felt like real fighting i was -- >> jimmy: you were going for it >> i was going for it. and i was like, this is really good i -- >> jimmy: and then when you're done with the take, everyone's laughing >> they're laughing. and then, that was the joke of the whole thing is that, like, it was totally lame. but i feel like i'm -- i really do try my best >> jimmy: yeah you told me that there's something that you realize that you are good at that you never knew >> yes >> jimmy: and it's hidden talent >> yes i think that i have a talent - this is, like, throughout my career, for peeking around a a corner [ laughter ] every time i've done anything where i peek around a corner, it always works. people really react to it. it's so crazy. it's guaranteed. like, it just works.
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>> jimmy: well, how did you find this out? >> over the years. i was just like, "i think whenever i peek -- i'm going to do it for you >> jimmy: okay yeah would you mind >> i'm going to do it. [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: i'll say your name >> yeah. >> jimmy: all right. >> it always works watch. >> jimmy: okay, he's going to go around a corner [ laughter ] ladies and gentlemen, here is fred armisen peeking around a corner [ laughter and applause ♪ >> jimmy: that's actually pretty good. that's actually a very good. ♪ not bad. that's very good you know, every time you come on our show, you're very nice, and i ask you to play the guitar or do something >> yeah. >> jimmy: and you do musical impressions. and we just happen to have a a guitar always here when you're here when you're here and do you mind? >> yes, i would like to do that >> jimmy: okay, yes. this is -- [ cheers and applause
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>> so this goes like this. >> jimmy: yep. >> all right >> jimmy: all right. >> here we go. this is -- here we go. okay, so, the first impression i'm going to do, this is -- this is any guitar player on instagram in the last two years. they do this thing where they put their guitar up to their face so that, you know, the phone can pick it up so, if you can zoom in closer. there we go. yeah closer this is really going - this is everyone on instagram. ♪ november november november ♪ ♪ remember november remember november ♪ ♪ remember remember november ♪ it's like kind of -- even more. >> jimmy: yeah, you can zoom in more even up there -- it's almost like a violin. >> yeah, it's like -- this is it >> jimmy: yeah, it's almost like a violin. ♪ november november november novembe remember november ♪ >> jimmy: yeah, that's a good one. that's a nice one. [ cheers and applause >> so -- can i just say something to guitar players just before i start? guitar players, we've got one here
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whenever you do your d chord - ♪ you don't always have to do this ♪ all right? [ laughter ] for some reason, as soon as anyone hits the d -- ♪ >> jimmy: that is a brilliant obeservation [ laughter ] oh, my gosh, i totally do that that's so funny. >> okay. so, what i've -- i've done this once on this show before where i did guitar strumming styles from around the world. >> jimmy: yeah >> so, i'm just going to do some other countries england is like -- it's like - ♪ it's a very syncopated -- it's like - ♪ ♪ i saw her b the river bend ♪ ♪ a statuesqu silhouette ♪ [ cheers and applause >> yeah. thank you. [ laughter ] then norway. norwegians like to play the guitar as if they're showing you that they're playing guitar
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so, sort of like - ♪ [ singing foreign language ] [ laughter and applause >> france is kind of, like, very rolling when they sort of - ♪ [ singing foreign language ] like rolling around like that. and then scotland is -- right on the quarter note. and it's all minor chords like - ♪ ♪ it's great to be aliv it's great to be alive ♪ ♪ it's great to be aliv except your dead ♪ ♪ it's great to be aliv it's great to be alive ♪ ♪ it's great to be aliv unless you're dead ♪ so there's that. [ laughter ] [ applause ]
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thank you. and then -- and then, like, south america, chile, uruguay, venezuela, they really -- they love ska every time i've gone, it's very sort of -- ♪ [ singing foreign language ] >> jimmy: fred armisen, everybody! [ cheers and applause tickets on sale now for his "comedy for musicians, but everyone is welcome" tour. we'll be right back with chloe sevigny. come on back stick around [ cheers and applause ♪ medusa lived with a hideous curse.
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♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: our next guest is an oscar-nominated actress starring in season two of "russian doll," which is streaming now on netflix also "the girl from plainville," which is available now on hulu. please welcome the very talented chloe sevigny [ cheers and applause ♪ >> jimmy: oh, come on! chloe! >> hi. >> jimmy: you look fantastic hello and thank you for coming on the show. >> thanks. >> jimmy: this is your first time on the show but this is not the first time i've interviewed you >> very true >> jimmy: do you remember this >> i do. i actually mentioned it to your producer had no idea. i was like, "i've been on the show she's like, "no, you haven't." >> jimmy: yeah [ laughter ] this is the truth. it was 19 years ago. i found this out
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i guest hosted for david letterman. i remember i did it, and you did me such a favor, because we were friends and they were like, "who -- do you have any famous friends that want to come on the show? they couldn't book the show because i was the host, and no one really knew me so i said, "chloe, please help me out." and rufus wainwright, he helped me out as well but you came on and talked with me and i have a photo this is us 19 years ago on "david letterman." >> cute. >> jimmy: look at us [ audience aws ] buddy. [ laughter ] look at us >> look, i'm wearing the same dress. >> jimmy: you're wearing the same dress i mean, look at this we can -- let's recreate it. i'm trying to recreate it right now. let's do it. yeah, oh, yeah perfect. [ cheers and applause anyways, i'll never forget that thank you for doing that >> any time. >> jimmy: i mean, we have so much to talk about congratulations, you got married. i'm very - [ cheers and applause you actually -- this is your -- actually, you got married twice. >> twice to the same man >> jimmy: to the same man.
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yeah we'll have to get into this, because this is the first one. this is your picture here. this is city hall. congratulations. >> yes, you can -- you know, disguising with the black dress. a very large baby bump yes, a shotgun wedding yes. >> jimmy: yeah, so you had a a shotgun wedding. this is march 2020 >> yes we did not want to have the baby out of wedlock. >> jimmy: yeah, there you go so, you did that how was city hall? >> also, there was a green card issue, and love, of course >> jimmy: of course, love. start with love. [ laughter ] love first, then green card. of course, yes but then when was your second wedding? >> sunday. a few days ago >> jimmy: oh, my gosh. hey, congratulations [ cheers and applause look at this beautiful. look at the gorgeous couple, right there. >> thank you oh, my gosh. >> yes, 13 years younger >> jimmy: ooh, hey watch out. >> i'm doing that right. >> jimmy: yeah i'm so happy for you i want to talk about "girl from plainville," but i also want to talk about "russian doll." because i think when i was friends with you back then, we were hanging out with natasha lyonne
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>> yeah, rufus lived with natasha. >> jimmy: that's right and wrote a song for natasha >> yes >> jimmy: that's right >> yeah. >> oh, natasha >> jimmy: oh, it's beautiful but natasha is now hosting "saturday night live." >> i know. i'll be back here tomorrow to see her. i'm going to be in the audience -- first time in the audience at "snl." >> jimmy: of course, besties you have to. but in this series -- i don't know if i can say any spoilers but you play her mother? >> i play her mother >> jimmy: how is that possible >> and then she does some time traveling. >> jimmy: okay, gotcha okay, that makes sense >> well, i'm her mother in flashbacks, and then she does some time traveling and she inhabits my body so then i had to do, like, a a natasha's nadia shtick, which was very difficult for me. >> jimmy: you do that, and then you go into "the girl from plainville." >> yes >> jimmy: which by the way, oh, my gosh. you're fantastic in this show. congrats, you're getting rave reviews. it is -- it is a real -- it's a heartbreaking story. >> it's challenging, yes >> jimmy: a true story >> it's a true story yeah, it's based on this unprecedented texting suicide case
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and i play lynn roy, the mother of the boy who took his life but it was very important to her that people hear her son's story, and she was really behind the project so, yeah >> jimmy: yeah, i'm glad you did it and you're just so good in it. and i want to show everyone a clip here's chloe sevigny and elle fanning in "the girl from plainville." take a look. >> i miss him. >> me too. >> he left you a note, sweetheart >> oh, he did? well, can i read it? >> well, i didn't bring it here i didn't think it was appropriate. >> no, no, yeah. of course. >> jimmy: oh, that's how you do it, right there. that is how you do it. chloe sevigny, everybody [ cheers and applause "the girl from plainville" is streaming now on hulu. come back whenever you want. i love you, bud. michelle zauner of japanese breakfast joins us after the break. stick around, everybody. come on back [ cheers and applause ♪
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they wrote it for themselves. ♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: our next guest is the "new york times" best selling author of the book "crying in h mart." and her grammy nominated band, japanese breakfast, will be the musical guest tomorrow night on "saturday night live" with host natasha lyonne please welcome, michelle zauner. ♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: come on, michelle! oh, michelle zauner. welcome.
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welcome, i guess, back to "the tonight show" even though you were on our show through zoom, or whatever. but, yeah, i appreciate you being here in person >> thank you for having me >> jimmy: yeah i have a lot of questions for you. one, i'm just going to start this off a few years back, japanese breakfast released a song called "jimmy fallon big." >> yes [ laughter ] >> jimmy: can you explain to me what that was? >> yeah, for our second record - >> jimmy: or maybe don't explain it just keep it like that i like the rumor >> no, it's a good thing >> jimmy: sure >> before japanese breakfast i used to be in a very unpopular punk band called little big league our bass player left to join another band that was more popular. and he sat me down at the table and was like, "you know, i love this band. i wish we could continue on together but this other band invited me to play, and we're going to be jimmy fallon big and so, i have to pursue my dream.
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and it's, like, my band mate who is like a brother, so it felt like i was losing a a brother in a way and i felt all this shame that we weren't big enough to keep him in the band. and then a few years later, i started japanese breakfast, and we brought him back into the band and then we actually got to play "jimmy fallon." >> jimmy: that's a great story [ cheers and applause oh, i'm so happy that's a great story >> yeah. >> jimmy: oh, my gosh. that's full circle you've also been on the show, because you were one of the finalists of our book club "crying in h mart. man, congratulations on this this was a genius piece of work i loved it it was beautiful it was brilliant how did you get to start writing the full thing did it start as a book >> it started as an essay. i am half korean, and my mom's korean and so, in a way, it felt like i was losing a part of my culture on top of losing my mother and so, i started going to h mart and learning how to cook korean dishes.
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and so, every time i came home, it was a way of me remembering my mom and staying connected to my culture >> jimmy: now it's being turned into a movie >> yes >> jimmy: and you're writing it >> yes, i'm writing it >> jimmy: that's fantastic >> thank you [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: i know you got nominated for a grammy award, which congratulations on that. that's a big deal. [ cheers and applause after the grammys, everyone usually goes to these crazy big parties, or something wild and fun. you instead, went to nathans, and had a hot dog and a beer [ cheers and applause yes! why? how? how did this happen? >> it was in mgm grand this year and so, on our way to the show, we passed like a nathan's hot dog in the food court, and i was like, "i'm going to hit that up later. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i just thought, maybe, in honor of "saturday night live" maybe we could destroy a couple dogs. [ cheers and applause >> yes, yes, yes >> jimmy: cheers >> cheers. cheers >> jimmy: congrats on everything [ cheers and applause
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>> thank you >> jimmy: michelle zauner, japanese breakfast "crying in h mart. and she's on "saturday night live" tomorrow night maneskin performs after the break. stick around everybody [ cheers and applause ♪
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♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: welcome back to "the tonight show." [ laughter ]
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ladies and gentlemen, maneskin is performing tonight, okay? they're -- [ cheers and applause and this is a true story this morning, we found out their bass player, vic, couldn't be here because she got sick she's fine, but they need a bass player. they needed a bass player. so, they asked me if i could play [ laughter ] this is true it happened this morning at, like, 11:00. and i'm like, "how do you play what -- what is it i don't know." and they're like -- they showed it to me so i -- i got it it's like -- [ bass playing ] so, i have that. [ cheers and applause i said, "i can do this i can rock that. and i can go loud. let's go for it. i'm going to do this for vic, okay and -- [ cheers and applause i'm going to do this for rock and roll [ cheers and applause and i'm going to do this for the world! ladies and gentlemen, here to perform their new song, "supermodel," please welcome, maneskin [ cheers and applause
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♪ ♪ alone at parties in a deadly silhouett she loves the cocain but cocaine don't ♪ ♪ love her back when she's upset she talks to maury and takes deep breaths ♪ ♪ she's a '90s supermodel oh-oh-oh way back in high schoo when she was ♪ ♪ a good christia i used to know her but she's go a new best friend ♪ ♪ a drag queen name the virgin mar takes confession she's a '90s supermodel ♪ ♪ yeah she's a monste my compliments if you wanna love he just deal with that ♪ ♪ she'll never love you more tha money and cigarettes every night's a heartbreak ♪ ♪ hey don't think about i hey just let it go 'cause her boyfriend
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is the rock 'n' roll ♪ ♪ hey savor every moment 'til she has to go 'cause her boyfriend ♪ ♪ is the rock 'n' rol ♪ alone at parties she's working ♪ ♪ around the cloc when you're not lookin she's stealing your basquiat ♪ ♪ low waisted pants on onlyfan i'd pay for that she's a '90s supermodel ♪ ♪ so yeah she's a monster my compliments if you wanna love he just deal with that ♪ ♪ she'll never love you you just look a bi like her dad yeah yeah ♪ ♪ every night's a heartbrea hey don't think about it hey just let it go 'cause her boyfriend ♪ ♪ is the rock 'n' rol he savor every moment
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'til she has to go ♪ ♪ 'cause her boyfrien is the rock 'n' roll yeah from now on ♪ ♪ she's a '90s supermodel oh-oh-oh she's a '90s supermode oh-oh-oh ♪ >> thank you, jimmy. >> jimmy: yeah maneskin [ cheers and applause >> and jimmy fallon. >> jimmy: "supermodel" is out now! my thanks to fred armisen, chloe sevigny, michelle zauner thank you. a standing ovation for maneskin and the roots, right there, from philadelphia, pennsylvania thank you for watching stay tuned for "late night with seth meyers. good night, everybody! [ cheers and applause ♪
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[ cheers and applause [ eers and applause ♪ >> announcer: from 30 rockefeller plaza in new york, it's "late night with seth meyers. tonight -- bob odenkirk - star of "mr. mayor" actor and comedian bobby moynihan -- an all new "closer look. featuring the 8g band with derrick. ♪ [ cheers and applause and now, seth meyers >> seth: good evening, everybody. i'm seth meyers. this is "late night. we hope you're doing well. and now we're gonna get to the news russian president vladimir putin is reportedly expected to formally declare war this week on ukraine really now [ la


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