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with the nba finals including the governors of california and massachusetts. the massachusetts governor tweeted today that the celtics are going to take the finals, how about a bet? when they are victorious you were a jersey of my shooting choosing, if the warriors are victorious i will wear one of yours. the governor said i see you are feeling confident now with the series heading back to boston, i will take that bet. as you know it will be a curry jersey. the bed has been made and now we sit back and we watch which governor will have to pay up. sit down baker. >> thank you for joining us tonight. >> we will see you tomorrow, goodbye. ♪ >> steve: from studio 6b in rockefeller center in the heart of new york city, it's "the tonight show starring jimmy fallon."
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tonight, join jimmy and his guests - jeff goldblum. bowen yang musical guest miranda lambert. and featuring the legendary roots crew >> questlove: 1666 >> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ♪ >> jimmy: oh, that sounds good [ cheers and applause i hear you that sounds great. welcome, everybody ah, you look good. welcome, welcome, welcome to "the tonight show," everyone you're here. you made it. [ cheers and applause thank you for watching "the tonight show."
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well, guys, here's some good news today, moderna announced a new version of their covid booster that's eight times stronger and provides longer-lasting protection [ cheers ] which sounds less like a a vaccine, more like an ad for right guard deodorant. but still -- [ laughter ] seven times the protection, yeah moderna's going to have a new shot by this fall. you know the pandemic's been going on too long when even the vaccines have variants [ laughter ] and people are talking about this i saw that elon musk is threatening to walk away from his $44 billion deal to buy twitter. [ audience oohs yep. i feel like elon is pretty close to saying, "i'm so sorry, my 2-year-old took my ipad and clicked buy. so i didn't -- [ laughter ] so, we're cool we're cool, right? musk said that he reserves all rights not to consummate the transaction. [ laughter ] sounds like something mike pence said on his honeymoon. >> steve: oh, oh, oh >> jimmy: hey, why, why would you do that? ♪
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>> questlove: pence. >> jimmy: in other - [ laughter ] in other news, i read that the biden administration has been trying to contact north korea for the past month but hasn't gotten a response. [ laughter ] to be fair -- to be fair, there's a time difference. here, it's about 11:40 p.m while in north korea, it's 1955 [ laughter ] "did you get that fax yet? yeah switching gears, i saw that amazon has opened its first physical clothing store. [ audience ohs ] with brands like calvin klein, lacoste, and levi's. it's not the only exciting thing that amazon's working on check out this commercial that they just released >> are you tired of how convenient it is to go online for all your shopping needs? wish you could go someplace with even less stuff introducing amazon's latest innovation, the mall it's just like shopping on our website, but now you get to drive 45 minutes to a drafty building full bored security guards and cool teenagers that laugh at you when you walk inside at the amazon mall, you can buy
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almost anything. as long as it's from these 12 stores. including auntie anne's pretzels and a smaller target. and the best part? everything here is somehow even more expensive amazon's mall, from amazon the penis rocket people. [ laughter and applause >> steve: that's their tagline now? ♪ >> questlove: penis rocket >> jimmy: yeah, i know, yeah [ laughter ] well, some entertainment news. the director of "the joker" movie starring joaquin phoenix has confirmed that there's going to be a sequel [ cheers ] and the title is "joker: folie a deux." folie a deux yeah, you know moviegoers are going to be like, "yeah, give me two tickets for fillet of ducks. thanks bud [ laughter ] "the joker movie." i heard that the federal government is investigating complaints from honda pilot owners that say their engines won't restart. of course, honda immediately
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rebranded it as the most fuel efficient car ever [ laughter ] meanwhile, kia owners are like, "hey, at least your car started once hey. [ laughter ] well, this is wild one of the largest european drug busts ever just happened. police in italy just seized over four tons of cocaine. [ audience oohs with more than $250 million worth of cocaine 250 -- yeah, and we've actually zeroed in on which italian kingpin was buying it. and we actually got footage of him. >> steve: are you serious? >> jimmy: yes. watch this ♪ [ laughter ] >> i'mma gonna live forever! >> steve: wow! >> jimmy: he's jumping over the building >> steve: he's jumping over everything >> jimmy: yeah >> steve: gosh >> jimmy: well, get this a man in the u.k. set a new world record after he drank at 56 pubs in 24 hours. yep, guinness calls it a world record while his wife calls it
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a problem. [ laughter ] i'm not sure if it counts because he pretty much weekend at bernie'd the last ten pubs. [ laughter ] he's like, "give me another one. listen to this, a scottish couple unofficially broke a world record after they ran 106 marathons in 106 days. answering the question, what is the opposite of drinking at 56 pubs in 24 hours. that's what i'm talking about. [ applause ] just give him another one. finally before we go, i'd like to take a moment to thank some of our sponsors for tonight's show they don't always get to fit in the commercial breaks, and we here we go ♪ ♪ tonight show sponsors p >> jimmy: arby's, why roast beef well, first of all, thanks for assuming that it is. [ laughter and applause shell, our gas is now 50 cents higher than it was at the beginning of this sentence
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[ laughter and applause >> questlove: udder. >> jimmy: bed, bath, and beyond we've got everything you'll throw away next time you move. [ laughter and applause also sponsored by hey, does anybody want to buy a basketball arena [ laughter and applause ann taylor, be a lady in the streets, a coastal grandma in the sheets [ laughter and applause ikea, furniture guaranteed to fall apart slightly less quickly than your relationship [ laughter and applause trader joe's oh, you like that thing you bought here? oh, we'll never carry it again [ laughter and applause and finally, twitter, the countdown to you getting fired over something you said on here starts now there you go thank you, all of our "tonight show" sponsors thank you very much. [ laughter and applause
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we have a great show tonight, everyone jeff goldblum is here. [ cheers and applause "jurassic world: dominion. >> steve: come on. >> jimmy: bowen yang is on the show tonight [ cheers and applause and we got great music from miranda lambert. [ cheers and applause stick around, when we come back, we're writing "letters home." come on back, everybody. ♪ [ cheers and applause ♪ in jurassic par scary in the dar i'm so scared that i'll be eaten ♪ attention please. millions of at&t and verizon customers are suffering from unexpected price hikes and economic adjustment charges. but there is a solution. right now, when you switch your family to t-mobile magenta max you can get up to a $1000 dollars and you'll get t-mobile's pricelock guarantee. they won't raise the rates of your rate plan ever. because you are entitled to more.
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♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: welcome back, everybody. what a show we have for you tonight. he stars in the giant new movie "jurassic world dominion," which opens in theaters and imax this friday jeff goldblum is here tonight. [ cheers and applause love jeff goldblum love that dude speaking of loving that guy, you know him from "saturday night live," and now you can see him in the new film, "fire island," which is currently streaming on hulu.
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bowen yang is here tonight [ cheers and applause very funny man and we have great music. she's the reigning academy of country music entertainer of the year, and she was just named one of "time" 100's most influential people of 2022 miranda lambert is performing tonight. >> steve: wow. [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: thank you, miranda guys, working here at the show is a lot like camp i would say, right? there's a lot of activities throughout the day we eat a lot of meals together we work long hours, so people spend a lot of times away from their families and we -- we have a lot of fun here, but it's important to stay connected it's a camp tradition that everyone has to write home once a day. so here at the show, we're making letters home something of a rule. and just like my camp counselors had to do with me, i'm checking in with everybody else to make sure that they are all writing their letters. so, let's see, quest -- quest, do you have your letter ready? >> questlove: yeah, here jimmy, here >> jimmy: oh, cool ♪ >> questlove: hey, mom it's me, questlove [ light laughter ] ♪ the summer's really been great
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so far being the band leader at "the tonight show" is the best job in the world because i get to spend all day playing music with my friends. [ laughter ] the only thing is -- my bunkmate, tariq, keeps eating all the brownies you sent. so, please send more and this time with a lock that only i know the combination to. [ laughter ] or a box labelled "maybe poison." [ laughter ] also, he snores and he raps in his sleep too. he sleep-raps. and they're not even that good i recorded him last night. listen to this >> my name's tariq, and i'm here to say i like to rhyme in a major way. i can rap like this, i can rap like that. i can rap me out, because i'm the rapping dog. hee haw. [ snoring [ laughter and applause >> questlove: anyway, i miss you guys oh, p.s., i won an oscar love, quest.
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[ cheers and applause >> jimmy: that was a great letter home. that's a great letter home thank you very much, quest let's check in with one of our editors. mark, do you have your letter? >> sure do [ laughter ] ♪ dear mom and dad, i've been having lots of fun as an editor at "the tonight show." but the job can be pretty stressful. i've gone from smoking a pack a day to smoking a pack an hour [ laughter ] sometimes i just put an elastic band around all the cigarettes like this -- [ laughter ] and smoke them all at once it's a lot more efficient. i guess you could say i'm some kind of genius by the way, i'll try to come home next week for my birthday can't believe i'm turning 24 [ laughter ] sincerely, mark. [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: that's so nice that's -- oh, that's sweet i knew him when he -- i knew him when he was 21 >> steve: yeah >> jimmy: let's -- let's check in with one of our producers, brian mcdonald brian, will you please read your letter? ♪
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>> hey family, it's your favorite son, brian. i'm having a great time at the show but i'm actually writing to tell you i'm permanently changing my name to "ryan. when i started here over a a decade ago, one guy called me "ryan" in a meeting and i didn't say anything. [ laughter ] and now it's ten years later and everyone still calls me "ryan. it's been so long, i'm starting to question my real name ever was brian. [ laughter ] or maybe it was "ivan. i think i'll just go with "rylan." yeah, "rylan." see you soon love, brian. damn it. [ applause ] >> jimmy: excellent. excellent job. excellent. these are great. now let's hear from one of our writers, martin. martin, will you please read your letter? ♪ >> dear mom and dad, this is the weirdest space camp i've ever been too. [ laughter ] nobody ever wears their astronaut suits except for me. and any time i ask about taking the shuttle, they send me in a a chevy suburban to laguardia airport.
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[ laughter ] i haven't learned a single thing about the space force program yet, but "the tonight show" announcer, mr. steve higgins, said that if i was interested, he could sell me something that would make me, "feel weightless af. [ laughter ] sounds fun so please send $60 -- please send $70 cash. i love you please send me money >> jimmy: thank you, martin. jeff goldblum is on the show tonight. [ cheers and applause jeff -- jeff, do you have a letter for us? [ cheers and applause >> dearest, mater and dear, pater. things are -- are going well for me in entertainment. i'm having so much fun being a a guest on "the jimmy fallon show." earlier, jimmy came to my dressing room and said "hi" to me and then after that, i said "hi" to him.
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[ light laughter ] the dressing room had a lot of nice snacks, like carrots, celery, those little containers of hummus with the pretzels in the lid. there was some triscuits and cashews, almonds, even jordan almonds. you know them? they're candy coated like a fancy m&m, but no chocolate, not even a little. despite that, they're -- they're still a tasty treat, a a treat best suited with someone with hard teeth like a a lorne green or a a james garner [ light laughter ] also, "jurassic world: dominion" is coming out soon, and i play a character in it [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: i'm glad that everyone's doing it. [ laughter ] i can't wait to see this so thank you, jeff of course, i always write home, too. and as usual, i'd like to write a note, please i'll use my letter-reading voice. >> steve: dip that ink
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♪ >> jimmy: to my dearest mumsy and dadsy, my deepest and sincerest apologies. 'tis been many a fortnight since i corresponded with thee last, but i've been terribly busy now that the new season of "stranger things" hath dropped netflix and chilling i've been indeed [ laughter ] as thou might surmise from the show's curious moniker, 'tis a a veritable phantasmagoria of odd occurrences befalling a ragtag band of chums in the year of our lord 1986. [ laughter ] oh, how i meant to phone thee upon finishing, but i was woefully indisposed after imbibing an entire container of something called "mountain dew flamin' hot. my word, the only "stranger things" i've encountered since that are -- sorry.
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erase. [ laughter ] now, here we go. >> steve: re-dip >> jimmy: my word, the only "stranger thing" i've encountered since are what this vile beverage doth wrought upon my innards [ laughter ] anyway, i hope this latest missive finds you well i low-key miss you both ever so much, no cap your most humblest of sons, james tiberious fallon thank you. [ cheers and applause those are our "letters home. we'll be right back with jeff goldblum, everyone. [ cheers and applause ♪ >> jimmy: then i also heard that dua lipa and you had a bond >> yes >> jimmy: and at one point she said to you that you guys were going to get matching tattoos. >> okay, this is her idea. there's something about these gorgeous women with dark hair and middle parts where they -- they really greavitate towards me
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>> jimmy: that's how you do it that's how you make an entrance come on. i love you, bud. >> i love you, bud >> jimmy: welcome. look at this [ cheers and applause that's the one and only. that's the one and only. i miss you welcome back >> i miss you horribly when was the last time i was on this show? >> jimmy: it was pre-covid i know that. it's been a while. >> thank you for leading us through dark times and challenging times. [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: very good. >> you're a light. you're a light in the world. >> jimmy: can i just say this to you, by the way you look fantastic [ cheers and applause you've been kind of a fashion icon your whole life but this is -- no, but i have to get into this because i was going, "jeff, this is fantastic. i love this. and you're like, "yeah, no big deal i did a thing with prada i was on the runway. and i go, "stop right now. what did you just say? and you go, "i was a runway model for prada.
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i go, "wait jeff, you can't bury the lede. this really happened?" talk to me about this. >> well, i don't know that i was a runway model i mean, for that day, i was modeling some clothing, and i walked on this runway. but it was fun >> jimmy: we got a clip of it, by the way >> what? [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: took us five minutes, and we already got the clip. here's jeff goldblum on the prada runway ♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: that's great >> you like that >> jimmy: yes! wait, you look fantastic >> well, thank you very much before, it just occurred to me that they were playing music, and i was listening to music it was unexpected and unrehearsed. but i was thinking of, "well, that looks a little kind of -- i don't think i was doing -- but something aggressive ♪ it was something like -- ♪ >> jimmy: that's good. >> thank you very much
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>> jimmy: you got rhythm you know how to do it. and own that stage i would be nervous >> yeah. i was thrilled i was excited. >> jimmy: can we talk about "jurassic world: dominion. >> yes we can. directed by the great colin trevorrow. [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: he's a genius. >> he's a genius >> jimmy: genius, yeah i've got to say, it's what we want we want a big summer movie it's time. we want a big popcorn movie. we want -- i don't know how he writes and directs all this stuff. >> oh, he's amazing. i think what he's done with this is fantastic. it is more exciting than any of the other jurassic movies. dinosaurs are all over the world in this one, everywhere we are and it's more thrilling. the action never stops i saw it -- i've seen it twice now. the last time i saw it, i was literally -- this is not -- you know, i guess i'm here to say something like this. but i'm telling you, this is the truth. i was watching it, and i was gripped -- gripped -- and like this and there are many scares, if you like this kind of thing, and i do i jumped
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i jumped many, many times. >> jimmy: yeah >> and i'm very kind of into the characters you know, i'm in it. laura -- the great laura dern. oscar winner, laura dern >> jimmy: oh, yeah, sam neill. >> sam neill [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: laura dern, i love laura dern who does not love laura dern >> and we're in it kind of a a lot. >> jimmy: the trilogy. the team -- the band got back together for this. >> we're mashed up with the great chris pratt, whom you know and adore [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: bryce dallas howard. i have a photo of you. >> bryce dallas howard dewanda wise mamoudou athie >> jimmy: i have a photo of you from the movie here's a picture of jeff from the film here you go. >> yes [ laughter ] they did that thing that they did to de niro in "the irishman." they made me look much younger >> jimmy: no, i love this. thank you. we actually found this photo -- i think it was from the last time you were on the show, because we were going to talk about this but this -- look how stylish you were back then prada. look out, prada. >> well. >> jimmy: but this reminds me. it reminded me of this scene from "jurassic" -- >> yeah. [ cheers and applause [ laughter ] ♪
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>> jimmy: but, you know what's cool is that they're making -- [ light laughter ] >> something's wrong with me >> jimmy: no, no, no, no, no they're making merch for this movie because people are just - it's the biggest thing in the world. it's the biggest movie in the world. >> well. >> jimmy: they made this toy - i wouldn't say -- well, it's a a toy. it's an action figure. >> yes, yes. >> jimmy: yep, this is your great book >> yeah. >> jimmy: this is your book that your -- >> they mocked that up as if i -- as if dr. ian malcom, that's the name of my character, wrote "god creates dinosaurs. that's right >> jimmy: and what you get when you get this [ laughter and applause ♪ [ laughter ] >> oh, very good >> jimmy: you're a stud there. come on, bud >> oh, yes, yes. >> jimmy: did spielberg ask you to -- go, "hey jeff, just open up another button. >> no, no. i don't remember how that happened actually. it's 30 years ago. and no, here's what --
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laura dern i was talking to her yesterday and she's -- because i said -- people have asked me that. how did it happen? did i say, "steven, please, let me -- as long as i'm here, you know, you don't want to miss this." or did he say, "jeff, please, come on, let's see something." uh, no i don't think those things happened i think in the, you know, actorly way, i think my character -- even though you see this thing on the leg, my leg has of course had some difficulty i think i had an injury that is not depicted here. but in the movie, whether you see it below the screen or not, there's something going on there. if you can get some evidence for that, you know, that will be my story. >> jimmy: no, that's not - >> wait a minute wait a minute. i see some blood there there's a blood spatter there. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that is the reason you had to remove your shirt >> yes [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that is a nick that is barely anything. you had to take your shirt off for that >> that's excess that's excess from something that is happening here i'm telling you. >> jimmy: either way, it became a scene we all remember from the movie, and you're in a a movie with cgi giant dinosaurs.
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and yet this is what we want to play with. [ laughter ] >> who can blame us? >> jimmy: we cannot wait for this movie [ cheers and applause i want to show everyone a clip you're fantastic here's jeff goldblum in "jurassic world: dominion. take a look at this. >> we're talking about cascading system-wide effects, ian. >> gosh, that's a drag >> what is the matter with you >> what, is there something special you wanted me to do? >> you know, far too much not to care. >> hey i gave my opinion, robustly, for years. as expected, the sum of our human endeavors has led to our annihilation and the only play now is to take the time we have left and, you know, just like we always do, squander it. [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: yeah, that's what i'm talking about. jeff goldblum right there. looking good, by the way that's a stud. "jurassic world: dominion" opens in theaters and imax this friday get your tickets now jeff is going to do something musical when we come back. stick around [ cheers and applause ♪
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>> jimmy: humble brag. i don't want to break my arm patting myself on the back but, you know, these guys, you know >> jimmy: when did you start playing the piano? >> i started playing the piano when i was a kid our parents, like we do with our kids, offered piano lessons. there were four of us. and i kind of had a facility, but i didn't want to practice. i had no discipline for the first couple of years. i would go, "i hope his car breaks down and doesn't get here." because i would do anyhting, and he goes, "you know, he didn't go. "it was a shame. it was a horrible shame. until he gave me a piece of jazz, an arrangement and i went -- there was something i liked about that it syncopated or something and i was like, "i'm going to sit here now, and play this, and work this out until i can play it. >> jimmy: do you remember the song >> yeah, "alley cat. ♪ i just love that ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: i love that song >> hey, now, here's a question - [ cheers and applause
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thank you. hey, here's trivia >> what movie was that song used in? >> jimmy: originally >> not originally. no, no, no it's a funny movie i'll give you a hint -- oh, i'll give you a hint david letterman has a small part in it >> jimmy: "cabin boy?" >> exactly right yeah, remember when chris elliot is dancing, and they're playing -- they're throwing cans at his head yes, that's "alley cat." >> jimmy: what other things can you play can you play us a little something? >> oh, let's see ♪ ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: do you play -- all jazz >> oh, i play on anything. >> jimmy: if i could play you
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a little, i know a little bit of - >> play something. >> jimmy: let me see if i can play it. ♪ ♪ i'm happy i'm feeling sad i've got sunshine in a bag i'm useless but not for long the future is coming on ♪ ♪ i'm happy feeling sad i've got sunshine in a bag i'm useless but not for long the future is coming on ♪ ♪ is coming o is coming on is coming on ♪ i don't know, i'm playing around [ cheers and applause you can play anything, and just get right into it. i think that's fun >> well, i'm a humble student, these guys know, but yes, i like to make things up >> jimmy: can you do maybe the theme to "jurassic park? >> wait a second do you know the lyrics to it ♪ [ cheers and applause
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♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: our next guest is an
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emmy-nominated actor and comedian who stars in the new film, "fire island," which is streaming right now on hulu. please welcome one of my favorites, bowen yang. [ cheers and applause ♪ ♪ >> come on >> jimmy: it's so good to see you. you look fantastic >> look at you thank you. >> jimmy: bowen yang, i saw you on the season finale -- by the way, another great season of bowen yang on "saturday night live." >> thank you >> jimmy: not too shabby [ cheers and applause >> come on >> jimmy: here you are season finale of "saturday night live," the "trend setters" -- >> yes >> jimmy: gosh, it made me laugh so much. this was aidy's last show. >> it was. >> jimmy: it was kate mckinnon's last show. it was kyle mooney's, pete davidson's. >> that was four people who, like, defined what the show was for, like, so long and -- >> jimmy: was it emotional i know i've been there when people leave. and i -- it's always -- for me, it's a little -- i feel like i just want to step away and let them have their --
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>> yeah, i basically did that. but i was still, like, a jerk and at goodnights, they were hugging and they probably would, like, imagine what this moment would be like, their last goodnight and i was just, like, off to the side while i'm still sneaking a photo in. i felt like such a -- such a a paparazzi jerk [ light laughter ] anyway, i mean, after that, we just, like, went to the after party and ate pigs in a blanket. it was fun [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, that's how you do it. that's how you party >> how you party and lorne loves a pig in a a blanket. he does? he likes pop -- wait, didn't he -- i feel like pigs in a blanket is, like one of those lorne lore things that has been there since, like -- since, like, the show has existed >> jimmy: pigs in a blanket? >> what are you talking -- you know you know this. >> jimmy: i know lorne, but i don't know pigs in a blanket >> okay, he loves pigs in a blanket. >> jimmy: well, who doesn't love pigs in a blanket >> there you go. >> jimmy: i mean, right? >> yeah. [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: popcorn i know, but i didn't know about pigs in a blanket. >> pigs in a blanket that's, like, part of the mythology. the mythos of lorne. speaking of mr. paparazzi -- >> oh. >> jimmy: with photos and stuff, no big deal just -- kim kardashian went up to you and said, "bowen, i need a picture with you." >> yeah.
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>> jimmy: and -- [ cheers and applause she got a photo with you and -- and it's proof, because, actually, on her show. >> yes >> jimmy: it was documented. >> well, she came up to me and said, "i'm going to be so annoying can i get a picture with you?" and i -- yeah. and it was like -- >> jimmy: saying you're hot. >> just saying i'm hot like, i thought it was the craziest thing of my life that she wanted something with me it was such a crazy night because our sketch got cut and she had so much fun in it. and so, i was, like, truly down in the dumps and then she came and, like, hoisted me back up into heaven. >> jimmy: but then i also heard that dua lipa and you had a bond >> yes >> jimmy: and at one point, she said that you -- that you guys were going to get matching tattoos? >> okay, this is her idea. i don't know, there's something about these gorgeous women with dark hair and middle parts where they -- [ cheers and applause they really gravitate towards you. >> jimmy: middle parts okay >> and we do the sketch together i wrote -- i wrote her into the sketch we named her character, "marjorie. and then at goodnights, i was complimenting her tattoos and she said, "let's get one together."
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[ audience ohs ] and it was truly, like, an out of body experience and so she stalled -- the soft plan is we're going to get it the next time she's in new york, but i feel like she's -- i feel like she's blowing me off [ laughter ] and so, i do want to, like, take this time to address miss -- miss lipa. >> jimmy: yeah, sure [ laughter ] >> okay, dua, it was your idea [ laughter ] >> jimmy: okay don't make -- don't make her uncomfortable. >> dua -- >> jimmy: dua. >> dua, it's your old pal, bowen. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yes. >> and i think we settled on the idea, which is we're going to get matching marjorie tattoos. i will learn "stick and poke" or we can share the same needle, whatever you want to do let's make it. >> jimmy: all right, that's good that's controversial >> okay, well, thank you >> jimmy: dua, think about it. >> think about it. >> jimmy: let's talk about "fire island." >> yeah. >> jimmy: talk about this movie. this is -- one of your best friends, joel -- joel kim booster -- >> joel kim booster, genia >> jimmy: wrote this >> yep >> jimmy: also stars in it >> uh-huh. >> jimmy: can you set up what "fire island" is about >> yes >> jimmy: it's on hulu right now. >> it's on hulu right now. it's a modern retelling of "pride and prejudice" by jane austen, but it takes place in this queer vacation town, fire island.
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and i play the jane -- i play the rosemund pike of this film and it's -- it's so fun. and you get all these fun rom-com moments that you never thought you'd be able to do. >> jimmy: i think fire island is gorgeous too. >> yes >> jimmy: but i just love this and it is rom-com moments, which i love romantic comedies there's a karaoke scene. >> uh-huh. >> jimmy: there's a scene where you're tripping and falling into some gorgeous -- >> yep, yeah i don't know, like, pining after someone in a movie is really, kind of, fun actually. i recommend it to everybody. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i want to -- i want to show a clip here's bowen yang in "fire island." take a look at this. >> dude, you don't need a boyfriend. you just need to protect yourself a little bit more because all this romance bull [ bleep ] as making you wait too long you're like open wound >> yeah, but i want the romance bull [ bleep ] i like the rom-com stuff, like, kissing in the rain and standing outside my window with the boom box or confessing things in a gazebo what's wrong with that
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>> nothing's wrong with that it's just [ bleep ]. like, that doesn't happen in real life. the only real thing is you and me [ bleep ] the rest ♪ >> fine. if you're so invested in this, i will try and get laid. >> jimmy: yes. >> yes [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: "fire island." congrats on everything else. i thought that we'd maybe toast. >> up. whoa >> jimmy: with maybe a pig in a blanket. >> pigs in a blanket [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: let's just take it -- cheers, buddy. >> yeah. >> jimmy: best of luck with everything i love you >> thank you >> jimmy: bowen yang "fire island" is streaming now on hulu. we'll be right back with a a performance from miranda lambert. stick around ♪ [ cheers and applause
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why do they always have to go bigger? ♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: our next guest is the reigning acm entertainer of the year performing "actin' up" from her new album "palomino," give it up for miranda lambert [ cheers and applause ♪ ♪ mirror, mirro on the saddle ♪ ♪ hear my rhinestones rattl actin' up ♪ ♪ billy bob texas pickin' out new exes actin' up ♪ ♪ if you really wanna want me ♪ ♪ i'll be riding on my pony just a-singing mony mony ♪ ♪ 'cause i' i'm actin' up ♪
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♪ even tiger woods couldn't swing it this good i'm actin' up ♪ ♪ my mcqueen mustan hundred dollars in the tan gas it up ♪ ♪ i'm out in the mojave call me rick call me bobby ♪ ♪ call me hotte than wasabi ♪ ♪ 'cause i' i'm actin' up ♪ ♪ i want a sunset rid a velvet rodeo ♪ ♪ a colorado high a california glow ♪ ♪ i want to see the deser from a painted palomino ♪ ♪ senorita need to have a little fun ♪ ♪ i'm actin' up i'm actin' up ♪ ♪ when lookin for the lightnin when i find it ♪ ♪ then i rhyme it actin' up ♪ ♪ little lone star elvi
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gonna get a little selfish shackin' up ♪ ♪ with my microphone mone bought my ow milk and honey ♪ ♪ got my own kind of countr kinda funk turn it up ♪ ♪ i want a sunset rid a velvet rodeo ♪ ♪ a colorado high a california glow ♪ ♪ i want to see the deser from a painted palomino ♪ ♪ senorita need to have a little fun i'm actin' up ♪ ♪ ♪ i got a heart on fire boy, don't you want to hold it ♪ ♪ i'm a really good tri don't you wanna go on it ♪ ♪ i want a sunset rid a velvet rodeo ♪
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♪ a colorado high a california glow ♪ ♪ i want to see the deser from a painted palomino ♪ ♪ senorita need to have a little fun i'm actin' up ♪ ♪ i'm actin' up i'm actin' u i'm actin' up ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: miranda lambert! see miranda lambert's velvet rodeo live in las vegas this fall my thanks to jeff goldblum, bowen yang, miranda lambert once again [ cheers and applause and the roots from philadelphia, pennsylvania right there, ladies and gentlemen. thank you for watching
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stay tuned for "late night with seth meyers. good night, everybody! ♪ [ cheers and applause ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ♪ >> announcer: from 30 rockefeller plaza in new york, it's "late night with seth meyers. tonight -- desus and mero - star of "the boys" actor jensen ackles -- music from tove lo - featuring the 8g band with joe russo. ♪ [ cheers and applause and now, seth meyers >> seth: good evening. i'm seth meyers. this is "late night. we hope you're doing well tonight. and now we're gonna get to the news president biden is reportedly preparing to forgive $10,000 in student-loan debt for americans who make less than $150,000.


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