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single tracking train service. a crew of 70 people will be working through the night to move the train. then, remove the damaged track and try to replace it. and the fire on the peninsula along 280 near emerald hills is 20 acres, 5% contained. the plan for overnight now, several crews will remain on scene, strike teams and hand crews. they expect to be there tomorrow as well. jeff, it will be still warm overnight into the morning correct? >> definitely. we are starting it off with temperatures here in the 70s as we start. numbers by the afternoon will cool a little bit. but a hot day. 99. much better friday, saturday, and sunday. we will also have a slight chance of thunderstorms wednesday and thursday as well. >> our morning crews will be reporting live from the bart situation. and the peninsula starting at 4:30 a.m. >> goodnight. >> jimmy: hi kim >> hi jim. >> jimmy: just in? >> the gym >> jimmy: you swim >> on a whim >> jimmy: how's skims? >> a win
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who's him? >> jimmy: a friend, tim. >> looking slim. >> jimmy: off sodium nice skin. >> vitamin >> jimmy: serum? >> for my limb >> jimmy: regimen? >> nose and chin >> jimmy: wanna grin >> hashtag "twins. [ click [ laughter ] >> jimmy: m&m? >> just had din. >> jimmy: with pete davidson >> ordered in. mexican. >> jimmy: violin >> theramin? >> jimmy: thumb wrestle. you in >> i'll win. >> jimmy: nice pin >> champion. >> jimmy: show's about to start. >> let's begin [ cheers and applause ♪ >> steve: from studio 6b in rockefeller center in the heart of new york city, it's "the tonight show starring jimmy fallon." tonight, join jimmy and his guests - kim kardashian hannah einbinder mo willems musical guest paris jackson. and featuring the legendary roots crew
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>> questlove: 1675 >> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: oh, my goodness. that is -- [ cheers and applause that's what i'm talking about. i love you welcome. welcome, everybody welcome, welcome, welcome, to "the tonight show. you're here. you made it. [ cheers and applause thank you for watching guys, i'm excited about this kim kardashian is my guest tonight. [ cheers and applause kim is amazing she's a business mogul, a fashion icon, a reality star and if she wants to be, the
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47th president of the united states. that's what i'm talking about, tonight. [ cheers and applause if she wants if she wants of course i'm in a good mood today. it's the first day of summer [ cheers and applause seriously, i heard so many white claws crack open today i thought the -- [ laughter ] i though the cicadas were back [ laughter ] you could tell it's summer this morning, my uber driver drove around with the top down and by the top, i mean his shirt. [ laughter ] but yeah, summer is here, which means that you've got about a week until it's pumpkin season at starbucks. [ applause ] that's right, today is the summer solstice. which means it's the longest day of the year. [ cheers ] so if today felt extra long, you're either in our hemisphere or you own bitcoin [ laughter ] let's get to some news starting today, kids under five can start getting covid vaccines so president biden visited a a clinic that was giving them out. yeah after a few minutes of listening to biden, the kids were like, "wow, this really is the longest day of the year.
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[ laughter ] but this is sweet. at one point a five-year-old offered joe biden training wheels for his bike. i thought that was - [ laughter ] sweet. nice switching gears, apparently -- apparently, there's an old episode of "sesame street" that hasn't re-aired for decades because it was too frightening for children yeah, but it just resurfaced online and honestly, i'm not sure why it's considered so scary take a look at this. >> have you ever noticed how there's lots of different ways to love. like there's the way you love your family. and the way you love your -- [ screaming [ laughter ] >> steve: oh, my god >> jimmy: i always get you the jumpscare always gets you. even it's elmo [ laughter ] do we have a camera that was on quest or - >> questlove: no >> jimmy: we do? [ laughter ]
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elmo got him [ laughter ] some business news, i saw that uber is bringing back uber pool but now, they're calling it uberx share. yeah brand new name same mix of smells [ laughter ] that's right they're going from uber pool to uberx share. that's way better than what it really is, uber covid. [ laughter ] hey, listen to this. today starbucks debuted their first-ever chicken sandwich. [ audience oohs yeah, if there's one thing people love dunking in coffee, it's poultry [ laughter ] by the way, if they don't call it starclucks, i want someone fired. [ laughter ] hey, did you guys see this the tampa bay lightning are currently in the stanley cup finals and one local reporter decided to show his team spirit by getting a lightning bolt shaved into his head. let's see how that went. >> all right, so let me tell you about sean riviera he is a master barber from ybor he is at ferrari barber shop
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is that right, sean? >> yes, sir. >> i don't want to scare you but it really doesn't look like a lightning bolt >> can you explain what you just did >> so, we put the two lines in for the first championship we put a little bolt here. we put a bolt coming through here and then we put a bolt here. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: what [ sad tuba ] [ cymbal crash ] now he's just going to support the team by wearing a hat for the next three months. [ laughter ] and finally, guys, it's tuesday. it's time for "wetweet," here we go. ♪ ♪ wetweet wetweet ♪ >> jimmy: now welcome -- welcome to "wetweet. this is where we as a group decide something that we should post on twitter. i'm going to show you five different tweets and we're all going to vote on whether you like each one or not. you all have voting clickers at your seats very good. now you can -- you can vote for all of them. you can vote for none of them. whatever you want. we will see the results live higgins, roots, you have your clickers >> steve: got it >> tariq: yes we do. >> jimmy: good all right. now, whatever tweet gets the
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most likes, we will tweet it out live on the show so that you can all like it and wetweet it [ cheers ] it's a shared experience okay, are you guys ready for this our first tweet is "maybe they're 'after your lucky charms' because they're hungry kids, man. do better. [ laughter ] ♪ i have an idea >> steve: wow >> jimmy: i can tell -- i can tell just -- even with the masks on, i can tell how disappointed the audience is. [ laughter ] i can feel it. >> steve: they're tragically delicious. >> jimmy: do you think 100% no on this? >> steve: i'm going to say 80% no >> tariq: yeah, i'm gonna go a a little higher, 95% no. >> steve: 95% no >> questlove: i know one person that voted yes >> jimmy: voted yes? >> questlove: yeah >> jimmy: oh, you're being nice the votes are in let's see the results. boing. there you go [ sad tuba ] all right, no problem. we have four more. >> steve: we got four more >> jimmy: we got four more here you go. >> steve: that was just a test run. >> jimmy: "i'd say i'm a pretty cool, calm and collected guy as long as there isn't a bee in a
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a one mile radius of where i'm standing." [ laughter ] ♪ >> steve: tepid. >> jimmy: you don't have to -- you don't have to aim the clickers at me, by the way [ laughter ] i saw some -- some gentleman out there is - >> steve: "change. >> jimmy: don't be mad at me i have nothing to do with it that doesn't help or hurt the results. >> steve: he's trying to change the joke >> jimmy: i don't know if that's -- that one's going to win either let's see the results on that one. [ drumroll ] yeah, not good [ sad tuba ] these are not great. all right. here we go how about, let's try this next one here here we go this one "pig relationships must be complicated, since they both technically bring home the bacon. [ laughter ] ♪ i feel like that -- i feel good about that one >> steve: well, out of the three, yeah >> jimmy: i think we feel good about that one >> tariq: that one's through the roof >> jimmy: right, that one's -- you think a hundy? >> tariq: not a hundy, but close. i feel like you starved them out first. so now, you know - [ laughter ] >> steve: i'm going to say 144 >> jimmy: i didn't do it on purpose, by the way. i'm just reading the tweets and they just happen to be in this order, yeah. >> tariq: okay
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>> jimmy: they don't get better necessarily. [ laughter ] just so you know if you haven't - all right, let's see the results. >> steve: 144. ♪ >> jimmy: whoa ♪ >> steve: wow, 177 >> jimmy: i knew that was going to be a good one all right. we have -- is this our last one? >> steve: no, two more >> jimmy: all right, good. you have two more. if you haven't started playing -- [ laughter ] all right, how about this one here "twins are real life copy and paste. [ laughter ] ♪ yeah, it's like -- yeah, that's -- yeah what do you -- what result are you not getting, sir [ laughter ] you're not going to see any result by pointing it at anything or aiming it at me. nothing comes on the screen until we're ready. so, just have fun -- >> steve: beep >> jimmy: we're all on is this ride together. here we go [ laughter ] let's see the results on this one. [ drum roll yeah, that's what i figured. all right, i got you [ sad tuba ] all right. the last one here.
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this is your last time i think pigs are going to be the one that's going to win. >> steve: yeah but this one >> jimmy: but this one's pretty good too this is the last one here for "wetweet." here we go the last one is, "operation is by far the best kid's game about performing surgery on a naked guy. [ laughter ] ♪ >> steve: i like that one. >> jimmy: yeah >> steve: by far by far the best kids game -- >> jimmy: by far out of all of the kid's games -- >> steve: out of all of the naked operation games -- >> jimmy: that's correct >> steve: operation is by far -- >> jimmy: that's correct all right. >> steve: unless you're playing with a leprechaun. >> jimmy: time to see the results. here they are. [ drum roll [ cheers and applause >> steve: whoa >> jimmy: no no no the winner by one is pig relationship [ ding ] [ ding ] [ cheers and applause ♪ >> jimmy: wow, that's fantastic. i will post this during the commercial break if you see it on your feed, give it a like give it a wetweet and enjoy. we have a great show kim kardashian is here tonight [ cheers and applause hannah einbinder is on the show [ cheers and applause
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my favorite children's author, mo willems is here tonight. [ cheers and applause and we got great music from paris jackson. [ cheers and applause stick around, we'll be right back with kim kardashian, everybody! [ cheers and applause ♪ >> jimmy: does pete give any input on the skin care i think he has a good skin care routine. >> actually, that's like one of the reasons why -- that's like one of our major bonding things >> jimmy: skin care? >> we go to dermatologists together we inject our pimples together at the same time >> jimmy: wow. kenan! hey kenan! looking good. feeling good. i just found all these cars on autotrader. wow! now wait for the best part there microwave. a dealer is gonna deliver this car to our home. never leave home, never leave home! woo, it's here! there's one thing... i can't do from home. drive! someone stop him! kenan!
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[ cheers and applause and tonight, everyone in our audience is going home with their very own "tonight show" pride t-shirt. [ cheers and applause yeah happy pride month, everybody we have a great show tonight she stars in the series, "hacks." seasons one and two are streaming now on hbo max, hannah einbinder is here tonight. [ cheers and applause very funny plus, he's an author and illustrator who's new special, "mo willems' naked mole rat gets dressed: the underground rock experience," premieres on hbo max june 30th, mo willems is here tonight. [ cheers and applause and we got great music from paris jackson right there, ladies and gentlemen [ cheers and applause but first, she's a successful entrepreneur whose new skin care line, skkn, is officially out now. that's getting rave reviews, by the way, too and you can see her in season one of "the kardashians," which
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is streaming now on hulu it was hulu's biggest series premiere ever in the u.s please welcome kim kardashian. [ cheers and applause ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: welcome back welcome back >> thank you for having me back >> jimmy: thanks for being here we have so much to talk about. >> so fun. we do? >> jimmy: yes. this -- this is your first time back since hosting "saturday night live." >> yes >> jimmy: i mean, this is -- you were fantastic i -- you were -- [ cheers and applause >> thank you >> jimmy: it was a great episode. you were fantastic were you nervous going in? >> you know, i was nervous for a second because i have to be honest, i had never seen "snl" before i had gone to one taping of eddie murphy but i had never -- and i'd gone backstage -- [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you never -- you've never seen "saturday night
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live"? >> no. >> jimmy: like serious, serious? >> i'm dead serious. [ light laughter ] and so -- >> jimmy: do -- did you think -- >> i know what it -- i knew what it was. >> jimmy: yeah, but did -- >> i knew it was so iconic, but i had never -- [ laughter ] i gotta be honest, i had no idea you were on [ laughter ] [ sad tuba ] >> jimmy: are you kidding me wow. i didn't know that >> no. >> jimmy: i mean, it's not that you said you did but you really >> no. i re -- i even, like, a month after, i had this -- i was at dinner and will ferrell was sitting right next to me the show had just aired when i was on >> jimmy: yeah >> and he, you know, mentioned he had seen it and i literally had to text pete and be like, "wait, was will ferrell on 'snl'? [ laughter ] and i was so embarrassed like, i literally -- i've been schooled >> jimmy: wait, you did -- >> i know everyone that's been on now i know everything. i know -- >> jimmy: oh, my gosh. >> yeah, so i've been schooled but i really didn't know >> jimmy: i'm hearing -- i'm hearing kids >> guys -- guys, can you stop? [ laughter ] this is, like, your first time at work with me. can you please >> jimmy: your kids are -- your kids are right there [ audience aws ] [ cheers and applause
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>> my two boys are here. >> jimmy: who's the beautiful girl >> and then my friend tracy's daughter, remi, is here with us, but -- >> jimmy: hi, remi hi boys, welcome >> my two boys are here and i hear them making so much noise guys, this is your first time at work with me. don't mess this up [ laughter ] come on. >> jimmy: i mean, your daughter -- your daughter, north, just turned 9 >> she just turned 9 >> jimmy: how did you celebrate north? >> so, she's really into special effect makeup. she does, like, really good, like, wounds and scars and really - >> jimmy: what [ laughter ] >> she's really good at it so she was taking classes. so she wanted to have a spooky wilderness-themed birthday party, so i took them out camping in the wilderness. guys, seriously. you got to -- you got to go. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you don't have -- you don't have to -- they can go back if you don't feel like being out here it's fine. >> okay, psalmy left he was being loud. okay >> jimmy: he was being loud. >> okay, so -- >> jimmy: wait, wait, so tell me about this. >> so -- >> jimmy: so -- wait, how did she get into knowing about all
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that makeup and -- >> she just -- i have no idea, that's a really good question. [ laughter ] i should be concerned. i have no idea how she got into it but i got her a teacher to show her and get all of the supplies so she wanted to teach her girlfriends. and we took about eight kids, eight girls and we went camping in the wilderness and she wanted it to be really spooky and she wanted, like, these -- >> jimmy: 9 year old >> -- mannequin heads and she taught everyone. there was a whole class that she taught her friends how to do special-effects wounds and scars and -- [ laughter ] she's really good at it. >> jimmy: i'm happy -- i thought that there was just gonna be a bunch of mannequin heads scattered around the woods. [ laughter ] i was like, "that's really too scary. oh, my gosh. >> no, no. >> jimmy: i love that. >> yeah. >> jimmy: you recently posted a video of north singing -- singing, "we don't talk about bruno. >> oh, yeah. >> jimmy: and she can really sing >> yeah, she raps. she sings. she loves it yeah >> jimmy: it's very cute >> she knows "we don't talk about bruno" in eight languages. [ audience oohs she knows how to sing it in eight languages. so when i -- i was at the met
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and i saw lin and i go, "i love you and i hate you [ laughter ] i cannot hear this song one more time in my household. >> jimmy: oh, it's all over the place. yeah >> yeah, eight languages like, japanese, portuguese -- >> jimmy: it's so cute i want to show everyone a video. check this out ♪ it's my wedding day it's my wedding da we're ready and ther wasn't a cloud ♪ ♪ in the sk no clouds allowe in the sky ♪ ♪ bruno walks i with a mischievous gri thunder ♪ ♪ you telling thi story or am i ♪ >> jimmy: oh [ cheers and applause >> that got a smile on his face >> jimmy: you have -- >> so the -- the girl in the video is her sister. >> jimmy: that's her sister, yeah you have a performer on your hands. i can already tell >> my two girls are. >> jimmy: right, yeah. >> my -- my littlest daughter, chi-chi, she just had a performance and the teacher told us when she went back after the performance, she goes, "can i go out there again and do it again? i loved everyone clapping for me." [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i want to tell you this before i forget, but you -- my wife cried when you passed the bar
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[ audience aws ] by the way she was so happy for you >> so did i. >> jimmy: she was so -- she was so happy for you and she was like, "yes!" [ cheers and applause >> that is so nice >> jimmy: she got emotional -- like, "dude, i got so emotional watching 'the kardashians.'" i was like -- we love the whole family >> aw! that is so sweet >> jimmy: you have a very talented family. actually, we have a -- we have a video of you and your sisters singing -- >> oh. >> jimmy: when you were around north's age, lip-synching to tiffany's, "i think we're alone now. here's your debut. take a look at this. ♪ i think we're alone now alone no theres doesn't seem to b anyone around ♪ ♪ i think we're alone now alone no the beating of our heart is the only sound ♪ [ laughter and applause >> i think -- i -- okay. >> jimmy: kim, you were like -- "i think we're --" having no fun. >> like, no personality there. >> jimmy: having no fun at all >> my mom and her friends would throw these parties at a place called "closet stars." and they would do these videos i don't know if they'd be, like, drinking wine and just putting us in a room to, like, keep us busy [ laughter ]
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>> jimmy: it's fantastic >> but the outfits yeah >> jimmy: that's half -- it all begins somewhere it all starts somewhere. i want to talk about your new skin care line, skkn look at how gorgeous this is >> don't drop it >> jimmy: i know [ cheers and applause >> thank you >> jimmy: i mean, i want it just for the packaging this is gorgeous >> it is unisex and i do love this i wanted it, like, to be very masculine at the same time just, i love how it looks on my counter. >> jimmy: yeah >> and i don't have a lot out on my counter. everything is really minimal but i wanted my packaging and my skin care to be able to sit on my counter and just look beautiful. >> jimmy: it looks gorgeous. it's skkn, s-k-k-n, skkn >> yeah, with a nod like, kim k. >> jimmy: yep. >> had it in there a little bit. >> jimmy: oh, yeah >> "skkn by kim. yeah >> jimmy: yeah, so it's these are nine products here this is your -- is this your -- your routine every day this is your daily face routine? >> this is my daily routine. so, there's nine products, but you'll use eight in the morning and then you'll substitute one of them for a night serum.
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so it'll be -- it's -- you use, really, eight at one time. >> jimmy: does this feel like a lot? >> no. [ laughter ] no, because here's the thing, people want an easy, quick fix and this just -- i -- even people were telling me to launch with, like, three products and that's just not what i use for my skin care routine. so it does take a lot of work and i wanted to -- i formulated this all with the most amazing chemists and facialists. and i've learned so much >> jimmy: everyone here in our makeup department is freaking out. they're like, "this is --" like, everyone's already heard about it and read about it like, this is the best you've done it >> it's -- thank you i mean, i worked so hard on it, and it's -- you know, the science and everything will back up all of the ingredients in the formulas and -- >> jimmy: yeah >> yeah. >> jimmy: does pete give you any input on the skin care [ laughter ] i think he has a good skin care routine. >> actually, that's, like, one of the reasons why that's, like, one of our major bonding things >> jimmy: is skin care >> we go to dermotologists together we inject our pimples together
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at the same time >> jimmy: wow. [ laughter ] >> yeah, the dermatologist is like, "is this contagious? you guys always have pimples at the same time. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that's how in tune you guys are that's really bonding, yeah. >> like, i knew it was special when i fell asleep and i kept on talking about all night, like, "oh, my god. i have this pimple, i have this pimple don't let me fall asleep i have to put pimple medicine on it before i go to sleep." i fell sleep, forgot, woke up in the morning with dried pimple medicine on my face [ audience aws ] >> jimmy: he put it on -- >> he put it on in my sleep. >> jimmy: the gentleman. oh, my god pete >> such a gentleman. [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: i saw a video. you were demoing the products for skkn >> yeah. >> jimmy: and at the end, you did a face massage but is -- is that -- >> you want me to try it on you? [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: yeah, of course. of course. i would -- >> can i go around >> jimmy: yeah, of course. you want to? >> yeah, yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: all right, what are we -- >> let me pick an oil. oh, an oil okay >> jimmy: this is an oil what do i -- what do i do? do i lay back? no, i just sit here? what do i -- i don't know what to do.
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>> just -- >> jimmy: okay, just chill >> yeah. oh, sorry. >> jimmy: i'm ready. no problem i guess i got to -- got a hand massage as well. [ laughter ] >> okay, so it's all about, like, the jowls and the neck for me [ laughter ] so, like, the facialist, she, like, smacks me like this. >> jimmy: yeah, i'm feeling it >> take that like -- >> jimmy: it's already working >> to get really in there. you've got to, like, wake your skin up. >> jimmy: you got to wake it up, yeah >> saint, saint, am i doing a good job >> jimmy: saint, help me, please >> saint [ laughter ] >> jimmy: saint, get over here and help me please am i doing okay? >> there you go. >> jimmy: all right, wait. wow! [ cheers and applause i feel fantastic >> guys, does he look so much better >> jimmy: yes, i feel it i feel alive [ cheers and applause ♪ kim kardashian, everybody. her new skin care line, skkn, is available now at more "tonight show" when we come back. come on back, everybody. [ cheers and applause ♪
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>> jimmy: a lot of people are comparing you to mister rogers have you heard that at all >> no, that's very flattering. um, they are wrong >> jimmy: yeah >> so will you just tell them. if you run across them, just say no [ music: "good time" by anthony ramos ]
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>> jimmy: wow. welcome. welcome, welcome, welcome to the show, and it's very nice to meet you >> likewise. >> jimmy: you look fantastic >> thank you >> jimmy: in addition to being a great actor, you're also a a stand-up comic >> mmm >> jimmy: which i think is -- helps with the show, probably. >> sure. >> jimmy: are you doing shows this summer? >> um, i am. i'm going on the road, and - >> jimmy: do you like going on the road >> i do. you know, it's similar, a little bit different - i don't travel in quite as luxurious style as deborah vance. >> jimmy: yeah >> deborah vance, the fictional character, her -- her motto is "less is less. >> jimmy: uh-huh >> and my motto is of course, "the exit row is the first class of coach," so -- [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: it actually is, yeah it really is >> when you think about it >> jimmy: of course. i always ask for the exit row. >> that's what i tell myself >> jimmy: it's a lot of pressure, though, i feel, for me, 'cause like, i have to save everyone's life in case of emergency. [ light laughter ]
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>> yeah, but wouldn't rather it be you than, like, some guy? >> jimmy: oh yeah, always. i'm like, "hey guys, you're in good hands." >> yeah. >> jimmy: i actually listened to everyone, i know how to open this door. >> if you saved my life, i'd be like, "yeah, the plane went down, but jimmy fallon." [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, yeah >> literally >> jimmy: how long will you be on the road for? >> uh, oof you know how on the road, time is like, such an -- such a a weird -- i mean, time, a construct, as we all know -- >> jimmy: yeah >> but on the road it gets a a little funky i believe it's roughly july to september. i'm hitting, like, places around the states, and then going to london and canada, but it does get a little, like, "i don't know where i am or when i am" sometimes when i'm out there. >> jimmy: "when i am." yeah >> yeah, like, i was in d.c. last week, or maybe two weeks ago, or actually i guess could be a year -- again, not good with time. >> jimmy: wow, yeah, you really -- yeah >> but i was in d.c., and i was like, kind of giving the crowd a little bit of grief. i was like, "you guys aren't partying what's going on? like, it's saturday night. and they were all like "it's thursday!"
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[ light laughter ] >> jimmy: wow. in unison. >> yeah. >> jimmy: yeah congrats on "hacks", by the way. >> thank you >> jimmy: you're fantastic it's your first tv show. [ cheers and applause emmy-nominated, not too shabby for your first but you play a comedy writer, which is a tough gig as a comic, did you feel like you would book the part when you were auditioning you're like, "i can do this" "i know how to do this"? [ laughter ] >> no. [ laughter ] i -- [ laughter ] there was no -- honestly, this is like, the first time my low self-esteem has ever come in handy. >> jimmy: really >> yeah, 'cause i was just like, "there's no way i'm booking this, better just have fun with it. >> jimmy: yeah >> and it kinda, like, ended up helping in the end because i was a little bit more free >> jimmy: you said the screen test was odd you and jean smart, who's also brilliant as well. >> yes >> jimmy: what was that like >> it was bizarre. this is before the vaccine, during the covid-19 pandemic, that of course is still going on, but just in the beginning. and it was on a dark soundstage at paramount - a completely empty soundstage,
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for those who don't know, it's essentially a warehouse, where they build sets. >> jimmy: so you went into a a dark warehouse >> i did >> jimmy: yeah >> only two, like, interrogation lights on jean and i, and like nine producers in the dark, and i kinda just walked in being like, "okay, so, this was all a ruse to murder me. well-played. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: you actually brought a photo -- >> yeah. >> jimmy: and it's pretty -- you nailed it. >> yeah. >> jimmy: it's frightening, yeah you were in -- >> the plexiglass -- >> jimmy: was -- was that plexiglass between you guys? >> it is, yeah plexiglass between jean and i, and she's obviously giving me a little smirk like, "this little young girl's got it," or whatever she's - [ light laughter ] that little. >> jimmy: people love the show it received 15 emmy nominations last year. [ cheers and applause 15 it won a peabody award >> insane. >> jimmy: and both seasons are 100% on rotten tomatoes. how does that -- [ cheers and applause yeah, "hacks." it is very funny it's a comedy, but there's also some very dramatic moments in there, very emotional moments. do you like getting into the drama and the acting >> i do.
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i love drama >> jimmy: you do yeah, i know >> just as a concept >> jimmy: i love drama too, yeah >> well, but i think, like, any accurate depiction of a life of any person has an equal amount of comedy and drama in it if, you know, you're paying attention. >> jimmy: yeah >> and so, a lot of people do ask me like, you know, "how are you able to, sort of, like, get into the more emotional moments, if you have, like, so little acting experience?" and i just want to be clear, i have cried at every job i've ever had [ laughter ] >> jimmy: no matter what job >> the whole crying at work thing, not new for me. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you cry at all jobs. >> yeah. i mean, is there an american across this great nation who doesn't? >> jimmy: all right, yeah. [ light laughter ] >> folks >> jimmy: no, yeah, yeah, everyone here cries. >> we're all crying at work, right? >> jimmy: we had a good cry. >> yes [ cheers and applause i -- like, before, when i was a barista, i would just cry in the storage room between an industrial fridge and a bunch of coffee beans, and they'd be like, "hannah your ten minute break is over, get back to work and stop crying. now i'm crying on set, and they're like, "yes more again! amazing!
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[ laughter ] >> jimmy: you are -- >> "queen.!" >> jimmy: "yes, queen. yes, queen." that's hilarious well, i just want to say that "hacks" is officially picked up for a third season, so congratulations on that. [ cheers and applause ♪ you were fantastic in it i want to show everyone a clip here's hannah einbinder in season two of "hacks." take a look at this. >> you know what deborah your orientation isn't gay or straight, it's egomaniac >> oh, this waistband is kinda loose. eh, should have done another round of testing ♪ >> oh, no. ♪ molly's hitting. >> what? >> i might have to dance >> you took molly? ♪ okay, i can't watch this ♪ >> oh, oh, is that a dolphin right there! >> no, that's trash. >> oh, god
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for just $59 per day. ♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: our next guest is a very talented author and illustrator. his new special "mo willems' 'naked mole rat gets dressed': the underground rock experience" premieres on hbo max june 30th. please welcome, mo willems [ cheers and applause ♪ [ cheers and applause
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♪ >> jimmy: oh, that is how you make an entrance right there welcome, mo! [ cheers and applause >> thank you thank you. >> jimmy: welcome back >> wow i am just so excited >> jimmy: it is great to have you in person. >> to be in this time slot [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: yes! >> it's just so great for my demographic. it really is >> jimmy: it really -- your demographic. >> it's perfect. >> jimmy: it's perfect to be -- yeah >> because - >> jimmy: after midnight, yeah >> no, because this is when they want a glass of water >> jimmy: oh, right at this moment, right now. [ light laughter ] they're ready, they're ready i -- i'm a -- as you know, i'm a giant fan of your work everything -- "pigeon drive the bus," elephant and piggie are my jam >> oh, that's -- that's sweet, thank you. >> jimmy: "city dog, country frog." >> yeah. >> jimmy: that's my jam too. and i -- i also have your work on my socks. >> oh! [ laughter and applause i love it, very nice i just gotta tell you a quick story, because i'm a fan of yours, and i was so excited when i did the show the first time >> jimmy: thank you.
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>> the next day i'm walking my dog, and peg and fred are on their porch and they say "hey, mo you were great on 'fallon' last night. i said, "great, that's really nice jimmy is a good guy. and he goes, "he's a great man! [ laughter ] >> jimmy: what wow, he corrected you. >> very angry fan. >> jimmy: peg and fred >> peg and fred, they love you >> jimmy: peg and fred, i love you. thank you for -- thank you, correcting him, yeah [ light laughter ] >> yes i'm not a good guy [ applause ] >> you're a great man! >> jimmy: i'm a great man! i love peg and fred. thanks guys. you know, i heard that you started your own comic strip when you were -- you were seven-years-old? >> yeah, i guess you know, when i was five -- >> jimmy: okay >> and wrote charles schulz a letter, and i said, "dear mr. schulz, can i have your job when you're dead?" [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: so sweet of you, so sweet. he must've loved that, yeah. >> well, he -- he not died for a long time. [ laughter ] and i was a little - >> jimmy: "he not died." >> i was a little frustrated but then in -- in second grade i was like, "well, i gotta do something about it." >> jimmy: yeah >> and the second grade bully --
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>> jimmy: you were gonna kill charles schulz >> yeah, no -- [ laughter ] i was a little too small >> jimmy: yeah, yeah, no he's a legend, yeah. >> yeah, um. no, but second grade bully said, you know, "i want a gag a day. and so i wrote a comic strip for this -- for this guy and if he liked it, then, you know, then he's kinda let me off the hook and if he didn't it's like working in television, jimmy, is what it was like >> jimmy: yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly, yeah. but you started just making these -- >> yeah. >> jimmy: -- strips, and you go, "oh, this is something this is -- >> i -- you know, i've always wanted to draw, and be funny i mean, that, for me, seemed like the most magical thing, and -- and "peanuts" -- "peanuts" was great for me because, you know, charlie brown had it worse than i did, so -- >> jimmy: yeah, he did >> yeah. >> jimmy: this special now -- people get to see this -- "naked mole rat. >> yes >> jimmy: basically the idea of this is be true to yourself no matter what. >> yeah, so "the naked mole rat gets dressed," it originally was a book >> jimmy: yeah >> and that was about 15 years ago, and what happened actually, is charles schulz did pass, and i became friends with his widow.
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and she gave me one of his nibs, which was the little piece of metal you put in the pen that you dip in the ink and you draw so this is the little piece of metal -- >> jimmy: no >> -- that he did "peanuts" with >> jimmy: no >> and i -- obviously, yes, right, amazing and so i had this nib, and i was like, "i have to do something special with this. i really have to dig deep and ask myself some questions. and out of it came this book "naked mole rat gets dressed." >> jimmy: yeah >> so 15 years ago - and then we made it a theater rock opera, and now we've made it an animated rock opera special. >> jimmy: yeah, and isn't fantastic, though? i love that. so it's a naked mole rat, and he just -- everyone's naked. >> everyone -- everyone i's 100% naked 500% of the time. >> jimmy: yeah [ laughter ] that's what mole rats do, yeah >> and wilbur decides to do something radical, and try on clothes, and the culture goes nuts [ light laughter ] so this is, for me, it's -- it's not so much even a "coming out" story, it's an "accepting in" story. >> jimmy: yeah >> now, i think it's really the job of the us's to ask to the them's, like, "why not
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how special, how magic that you are different in these incredible ways? and i want to learn from that and be part of that. so it's all about this naked culture trying to figure out what to do with clothes. >> jimmy: you know, i don't want to make your head big or anything, but a lot of people are comparing you to mr. rogers have you heard that? >> ha, no, that's very flattering >> jimmy: yeah >> um, they are wrong. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah >> so you just tell them, if you want to cross 'em, just say -- >> jimmy: i will just tell them if someone says, "yeah, no, he's not." >> say no. >> jimmy: no, he's not >> but - [ light laughter ] what i love about fred rogers and what i aspire to do, is to always have curiosity, and to remember the idea that growing up, and discovering new stuff, and becoming more you, and becoming a better friend, is not a childhood activity we are so lucky. it is a lifelong activity. we get to grow, and learn, and be more true to ourselves every day.
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>> jimmy: yeah, that is true >> it's a miracle. >> jimmy: yeah, that's amazing that is correct. [ cheers and applause this is on hbo max i want to show everyone a clip here's a peak at mo willems' "'naked mole rat gets dressed': the underground rock experience." take a look. ♪ ♪ what is tha is that a ha would it be wron to try it on ♪ ♪ oh wo it feels goo like a brand-new friend ♪ ♪ if i had a friend that was a cotton-poly blend ohh ♪ ♪ i feel more like myself with something o but what if's somethin that's frowned upon ♪ >> eep [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: i can't wait mo willems, everybody. "mo willems' 'naked mole rat gets dressed': --" >> thank you
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♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: performing her new single, "lighthouse," please welcome paris jackson! [ cheers and applause ♪
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the oils burnt in the lighthouse ♪ ♪ my ship wrecked on your teet i can feel the lights go low ♪ ♪ but i don't wanna let go now maybe if i turn around you'll see me ♪ ♪ i can fee the lights go lo but i don't wann let go now ♪ ♪ maybe if i turn aroun you'll see m and what you used to b uh uh uh uh ♪ ♪ uh uh uh uh ♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: yes!
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