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[ cheers and applause ♪ >> steve: from studio 6b in rockefeller center in the heart of new york city, it's "the tonight show starring jimmy fallon."
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tonight, join jimmy and his guests - evan rachel wood harry smith, a special appearance by chris hemsworth, musical guest, conan gray. and feating the legendary roots crew >> questlove: 1677 >> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: oh, my goodness. welcome. that's a crowd right there thank you very much, everyone. welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome to "the tonight show," everyone you're here. [ cheers and applause you made it. thank you for being here thank you for watching
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guys, let's get to some really, really important news. yeah i read that due to a seed shortage, mustard could be in short supply this summer [ light laughter ] yeah luckily, every parent still has a barrel in the fridge that they bought from costco in 1997 [ laughter ] so that's -- we're gonna be alright. that's right, a mustard shortage is happening. apparently, all supermarkets are down to only 5,000 options that's interesting [ laughter ] you can tell things are bad. today, president biden called emmanuel macron like, "pardon me, would you have any grey poupon?" [ laughter ] yeah, there's a shortage of mustard seeds. then french's was like, "thank god we make ours from plutonium, so. [ laughter ] did you guys hear about this toyota is recalling all of their new electric suvs because there's a risk that all -- the wheels are falling off while being driven [ laughter ] toyota told the owners, "drop off your car to be fixed." and the owners were like, "how
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about, can you come to us? [ laughter ] i mean, we have no wheels on the -- right now, there's a toyota factory worker who is like, "oh, that's what those 50,000 bolts are for i'm an idiot i'm sorry. guys, get this fedex announced that they will start taking photographs of customers' packages to prove that they were delivered yeah in fact, they even released this commercial. watch this >> we here at fedex know your packages are important, so we're taking photographs to prove they were delivered on time when scheduled [ laughter ] and with the utmost care [ laughter ] fedex, nothing but net >> jimmy: there you go [ cheers and applause that last one had good aim >> steve: that last one was great. >> jimmy: yeah whoever that was, was good, yeah [ light laughter ] switching gears, there's a new documentary coming out about january 6th that has exclusive interviews with former
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president trump, and they just released the first footage let's take a look. >> i don't think you want to have the water in the picture, right? you can take it out -- you know what you can do, nick put the table back, and put the water on the table without the thing on top of it go ahead take it out. yeah all right. right, let's go. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: riveting people were like, "forget january 6th, just give me 12 more hours of what happened to that table. "the table isn't working get rudy giuliani to get on all fours and then balance the water on his head. [ laughter ] as i mentioned before, youtube has a new feature where you can skip the boring parts of a a video and cut right to the good part. and i guess they have something
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similar on tiktok as well. we tried it out with recent videos people have posted. for instance, if you're watching a video, you can skip this part. >> wee wee! >> jimmy: yeah and go right to this >> we -- [ crashing ] [ laughter ] >> steve: oh ow >> jimmy: let me give you another example. let me give you another example. you can skip this part [ bell tolling ] and go right to this [ bell tolling ] >> jimmy: she missed, she missed, she missed maybe one more final example >> steve: one more >> jimmy: yeah, one more example. you can skip this part [ screaming and go right to this [ screaming [ laughter and applause
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swallowed his necklace [ laughter ] going upside down. yeah, he swallowed his necklace oh, man, he's good he's all right hey, guys, i saw that netflix officially confirmed that they are going to add a cheaper version of their service that has ads. yep. [ audience boos [ laughter ] a cheaper netflix with ads, yep. and they're going to call it hulu [ laughter ] guys, listen to this amazon just announced that they're working on a new feature that lets alexa speak in anyone's voice. [ audience oohs you just give it some reference audio, and then it can impersonate your voice i think it's pretty cool let's check it out hey alexa. >> how can i help you? >> jimmy: alexa, speak to me in the voice of jimmy fallon. >> okay. "now, i am jimmy fallon. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: sorry, that's your impression of me
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>> yes "hey, guys i'm jimmy fallon i host "the tonight show starring jimmy fallon. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that's not a very good impression. >> wrong i sound just like you. everyone, give it up for the roots. [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: no, i don't -- i do not sound like that. >> yes, you do "i'm jimmy fallon. my favorite place is my desk i have a mug on my desk. i love my desk and my mug. [ laughter ] >> steve: i mean, you do say that a lot >> jimmy: i do not >> higgins, gets what i am talking about. >> jimmy: fine, alexa, speak to me in the voice of steve higgins. >> "hi, jimmy. it's me, steve higgins how can i help you?" >> jimmy: that sounds just like me >> no, that was my impression of steve higgins "i'm jimmy fallon. [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: okay, good, i think this needs more work let's move on. [ cheers and applause
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some big sports news, tonight was the nba draft over at the barclays center in brooklyn. yeah, what a night in 20 years, we'll be able to look back and say that suit did not age well you know what i'm saying [ laughter ] yeah, the draft is exciting. for two hours, nba commissioner adam silver announces the picks and then flies back to his home planet it's really -- it's great. [ laughter ] seriously, you got to love the nba draft. it's the one night a year where a 20-year-old genuinely says, "yes, i get to move to sacramento." [ laughter ] guys, well this is wild. guys, billie eilish revealed that she sent a body double out on stage in her place at the start of her coachella set, and no one noticed that's pretty crazy. right, tariq >> yeah, jimmy that's some pretty wild stuff. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: higgins, notice anything different about tariq >> no. looks like the same old tariq to me, jimmy
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>> jimmy: quest, i think some people are using body doubles. >> questlove: yeah, i mean, it's kind of unprofessional. you're right >> tariq: i agree. [ laughter and applause well, in other news, i saw that a swedish man broke a world record by throwing a washing machine more than 14 feet. yeah, the name of the record he broke was world's weirdest man [ laughter and applause >> jimmy: that's the stuff that's the stuff right there, fallon [ laughter ] >> jimmy: calm down, sir i don't know he's not even wearing a mask sir, please calm down. that's the stuff >> steve: that is the stuff man. come on, that's the stuff. >> jimmy: guys, i read there's a rail worker strike in the uk right now. and one man who always rides the train has beaten the strike by paddling to work in an inflatable kayak
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here he is yeah, if you thought the guy who biked to work was insufferable, imagine this guy hey, this is fun a "star wars" fan spent $2.3 million on a model of an x-wing fighter when the buyer told his wife, she said, "congrats, you now have two exes. [ laughter and applause and finally, "thor: love and thunder" is almost in theaters [ cheers and applause i know i'm excited. and ahead of the release, we thought we would share some fun facts about marvel's famous god of thunder this is "thor: little known facts. [ cheers and applause ♪ thor little known facts ♪ >> jimmy: but first, i'm going to need someone to help me his new movie "thor: love and thunder" is in theaters july 8th please welcome chris hemsworth [ cheers and applause
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>> jimmy: chris! >> how you doing >> jimmy: how are you, bud >> i'm very well, mate very well. >> jimmy: thank you so much for doing this chris, our researchers found some interesting facts about thor to help fans get ready for the big premiere >> of course they did jimmy. i was very impressed with what you guys found this stuff -- it's stuff that i didn't even know only hardcore comic book fans do, it's very exciting >> jimmy: i think our research team did a great job let's get started with some little know facts about thor i'll go first. thor's father is oden, but his godfather is actually sean p. diddy combs. [ laughter and applause >> it's true it's true. it's actually the plot of the film so we shouldn't say too much about it >> jimmy: don't spoil it why don't you give me one? >> asgardians prolong their lives by eating the golden apples of idunn. the asguardians learned of the apples on an article on google >> jimmy: wow. [ applause ]
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i didn't know they had google. yeah, i love those articles. how about this one thor's full name is actually courtney thorne-smith. did you know that? [ applause ] >> can you believe it? >> jimmy: they're all fascinating. >> in this one, thor has to get a job because he lost all of his money on thored ape nfts he's a big metaverse guy >> jimmy: it's a tough market right now. how about this one everyone knows chris hemsworth's brothers, liam and luke, but he also has a fourth brother named clemsworth hemsworth he plays bass with the jonas brothers [ laughter and applause >> clemsworth, he's a guy. >> jimmy: talented, talented, talented guy why don't you give me one? >> thor's hammer is named mjolnir. his belt is named is megingjord and his pecks are named bert and ernie. [ laughter and applause >> jimmy: there you go that's what i'm talking about. my thanks to chris hemsworth [ cheers and applause his new movie "thor: love and thunder" is out july 8th thank you, buddy always good to see you >> you too thank you.
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>> jimmy: he's the greatest. we have a great show evan rachel wood is here, tonight. [ cheers and applause talented my man harry smith is on the show tonight [ cheers and applause and we got great music from conan gray [ cheers and applause stick around we're playing "catch phrase" when we come back. come on back, everybody. [ cheers and applause ♪ >> it's like lobster and it's made into like weird, like, mountain thing and you eat it and it's like you eat it in maine. and it's like lobsteresque, shrimpesque. but it's not - >> jimmy: crab >> yeah, yeah. but it's put into like a weird kind of like a cup >> jimmy: crab cup cup. >> crab. >> jimmy: crab roll. [ buzzer ] >> it's a crabcake >> jimmy: that's not like a cup at all ♪ i'm the latest hashtag challenge. and everyone on social media is trying me. i'm trending so hard that “hashtag common sense” can't keep up. this is going to get tens and tens of views. ♪
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are you kidding me come on. always a pleasure to see you, buddy. welcome. my partner's new album "super-ache" is out later tonight. give it up for conan gray, everyone [ cheers and applause feel good? feel good. now, here's how the game works evan, you'll start the round by pressing start on this buzzer right here, you draw a clue from the top of the pile you have to get your partner to guess the clue as quickly as possible then hand the buzzer off to the person on your right yeah, you can make any physical gesture. you can say whatever you want. but you can't say any word in the actual clue. if you're holding the buzzer when it goes off, your team loses that round we're going to play three rounds let's take our positions conan, you're over there, bud. >> am i'm here >> jimmy: evan, you're over there. you're over on this side >> okay. >> jimmy: all right, yeah. >> uh-huh. >> jimmy: all right, evan, i'm going to give this to you, bud whenever you're ready, you press start, draw your clue. you feel like you've got a
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a connection with tariq? >> tariq: yes. >> we got this >> we got this >> jimmy: double fist. double fist bump all right, whenever you're ready. >> tariq: okay [ intermittent beeping ] >> ghostbusters. it's a pastry with filling inside it's like yellow >> tariq: pop tart >> no, it's yellow and round and kind of -- you know -- ghostbusters >> ghostbusters. >> hostess >> tariq: twinkie. >> yes >> jimmy: fourth of july >> fireworks >> jimmy: yes. >> tariq: okay, team has an animal who represents them and they're called the - >> a team -- a mascot. >> yes >> oh, "star wars. >> jimmy: "star trek." >> no, no, no. >> jimmy: luke skywalker >> no, no, no. >> jimmy: yoda >> no, no, no. one more one more >> jimmy: baby yoda. chewbacca. han solo obi-wan kenobi
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>> yes >> oh, my god. >> jimmy: wow! >> tariq: first of all first of all >> all right that's tough >> tariq: he blocked him >> jimmy: i read every character from "star wars. princess leia is the only one i didn't say oh, my goodness. that was fantastic >> absolutely counts >> jimmy: it absolutely counts okay that was tough i'm sweating okay here we go all right. that's one good we're going to play three rounds okay, you can start off again. clue number six. here we go >> all right oh you throw it - >> tariq: frisbee. >> yeah. >> jimmy: wow. okay it's not a strawberry daiquiri, it's a coconut -- it's a frozen drink. >> oh, my god, i don't even drink. >> jimmy: i know if you like -- >> pina coladas. >> jimmy: wow. >> tariq: it's a game where you go around in a circle. it's a bird name
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this bird, this bird and then a different bird it's like, you walk around in a circle >> duck, duck, goose >> tariq: yes. >> jimmy: oh, my god oh, my god >> this bird >> oh, my god. it's a -- oh, my god it's like lobster and it's a a big mountain thing and you eat it in maine. it's like -- >> crab. >> yeah, but it's like -- kind of like eggs >> crab roll >> jimmy it's a crabcake. >> jimmy: like a cup >> a cupcake a crab cupcake >> i see where you were going with that. >> jimmy: i thought you said grab a cup i don't know crabcake, yes, of course you don't drink, i don't eat crabcake [ laughter ] >> but he knows the pina colada song >> jimmy: i know, this is good, yeah all right, let's play one more round. you guys, this one is worth 1,000 points
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anyone's game, okay. conan, we'll start with you, all right. let's go, bud. we got this for the win, yeah. [ intermittent beeping ] >> oh, is it dinosaur? >> jimmy: t-rex. >> yes >> okay. oh, it's another word for a robot. like a killer robot. >> tariq: a cyborg >> yes >> yes >> jimmy: cyborg >> geez. >> jimmy: okay, smart is one you watch a show on your phone if you interview, things to be prime. >> oh, podcast >> jimmy: yes. >> tariq: it's a character from "toy story," the main guy. >> buzz lightyear. woody. >> tariq: right. >> okay. you get to pick the crap out of the toilet >> plunger >> oh, god you, you - >> tariq: oh, slip and slide >> jimmy: headphones but - >> air pods. >> jimmy: yes!
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oh, i just felt your heart beating. that was unbelievable. >> you're a competitor >> jimmy: dude, slip and slide that was the best. my thanks to evan rachel wood, conan gray, tariq trotter. we're talking to evan after the break. stick around, everybody. [ cheers and applause ♪ ♪ have another little piece of my heart no baby ♪ ♪ you know you got each other it makes you feel good ♪ ♪ limu emu ♪ and doug. [power-drill noises] alright, limu, give me a socket wrench, pliers, and a phone open to they customize your car insurance,
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♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: our first guest is the emmy-nominated star of "westworld" which returns for a fourth season this sunday on hbo and hbo max. everyone, please welcome evan rachel wood [ cheers and applause ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: so happy to see you. welcome back you look gorgeous. thanks for being here. >> thank you back in the studio >> jimmy: in person. >> i know. >> jimmy: i haven't seen you - we zoomed. >> we zoomed a couple times, yes, during lockdown >> jimmy: yeah, thank you for doing that for us. i appreciate that. >> it felt like i was sort of part of history. i don't know how many people have done "the tonight show" over zoom. >> jimmy: it was weird times >> but i feel like i'm a part
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of an exclusive group. >> jimmy: you are. yeah, you're part of the fam >> yeah. >> jimmy: we love having -- thanks for playing "catch phrase" too. that was intense >> oh, i love games like that. >> jimmy: we do. >> "catch phrase," "heads up." you know, i make people on the set play those games all the time >> jimmy: we celebrated, conan, i could feel his heart beating [ laughter ] honestly, was about to have a heart attack it's intense >> it is it's very -- it's a lot of adrenaline >> jimmy: that was unbelievable >> i still can't believe you got cyborg >> tariq: here's the thing, like when we play that game, you often forget that you're able to be physical as well. >> jimmy: yeah >> for real. [ talking over each other >> jimmy: but how did you get cyborg >> tariq: dude, we were locked in >> we were we were at that point. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: cyborg, i would never get that i would have lost the game, cyborg it's a bird game [ laughter ] we'll talk some other time but first let's talk about you let's talk about "westworld," please it's finally back. it's coming back sunday. >> it's back we're back, baby yes season four. [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: wow. fans are waiting two years for this new season.
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and your character, dolores died at the end of last season >> spoiler alert [ laughter ] >> jimmy: we can say that. >> yeah, catch up guys, come on >> jimmy: yeah, exactly, yeah. but you're still on the show who are you playing on the show this season? >> this season i am playing a character called christina, who is much more human, much more vulnerable, very nerdy. she's a writer and a video game programmer >> jimmy: wow. okay i love the show because, really, the writing takes it to the next level >> yes >> jimmy: you don't know what's going to happen. there's always a good twist. and you don't know, "wait, is that person dead or are they back or are they a robot." >> you never really know if you're dead on "westworld. 'cause clearly they can just bring you right back as somebody else at some point. >> jimmy: yeah, you're back. yeah and james morrison is back >> james morrison is back. yes. [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: i mean, he was gone for an entire season >> he was gone for an entire season they really wanted to fake people out and i was so dedicated to keeping the secret that i lied to my own mother
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[ audience oohs >> jimmy: really >> whose dog is named teddy, by the way. so this is a big deal for her. and she was like, "wait, wait, is it real and i was like, "yeah, man i don't know." i mean, it's "westworld" so you never really know. but like i'm pretty sure he's dead [ laughter ] and we had to stretch it out as long as possible >> jimmy: what can we say? 'cause i don't want to give any spoilers besides what i just said that anyone has died and could come back. but what can we say about the new season of the show >> nothing >> jimmy: yeah [ laughter ] i mean, really you can't, right? this sunday. >> this sunday it takes place in new york in a futuristic new york city [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: that's where we do our show >> so -- >> jimmy: i could have been in this >> a cyborg version of you >> jimmy: yes. >> you should have been in season four. >> just her head on the dashboard. >> jimmy: oh, my god, how creepy yeah, hologram head. it's always good and well done, and we love it when you come on i want to show everyone a clip here's evan rachel wood in the new season of "westworld." take a look.
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♪ >> record pitch. there's a young girl not that young more like late teens she lives at home with her father in the country. scratch that, the city she's a little -- so she spends most of her time -- but she dreams of the bigger life,es itn >> jimmy: what does it all mean but that is -- that is the future >> it is it really is i mean, on
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>> i am playing madonna. >> jimmy: in the weird al biopic [ cheers and applause >> in the weird al biopic. >> jimmy: what was your reaction when you were ask to play it? >> honestly, like i thought i was going to take a break for the rest of the year and then i got an email and first thing i read is "you've been offered the role of madonna. and i just burst out laughing. i was like - like you spit your drink out when you read that you know, you're not expecting that on a tuesday. and i was like, "oh god, do i want to do this? this is like a lot of responsibility but it's in a comedy it's not a madonna biopic. >> jimmy: you don't think you would do a madonna - >> i think that would be way too much pressure. like, i don't know so like, as a comedy - >> jimmy: i mean, you nailed the look >> yeah. [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: do you talk like madonna? how does madonna talk? >> specific madonna. you know, it's early '80s madonna, and early '80s madonna, she was very nasally and everything she said was very intentional
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[ light laughter ] and she disarms everyone who interviews her by sort of looking at them. >> jimmy: wow. and have you talked to madonna does madonna know you're playing her? >> no. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: are you scared >> i'm a little scared i mean, it was like halfway through filming and i just assumed, they obviously cleared this with her. and then halfway through filming, i look at them, i was like, "yeah, so you guys have obviously talked to madonna. how did it go? and they were like - [ laughter ] >> jimmy: we - >> i was like, "oh, great, now -- great, thanks, guys you put me on bad terms with madonna. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, you don't want to be on the bad side of madonna. >> no, i love madonna. >> jimmy: me too do you get to sing as madonna as well? >> no. i sang -- we had a karaoke rap party and i sang madonna and then the director goes, "why didn't i let you sing in this movie? >> jimmy: yeah i did -- i can sing like madonna. >> jimmy: yeah, i mean you - >> i have to be able to sing like a lot of different people because my band have been in so many different genres and so many different styles.
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>> jimmy: we always have a a microphone here. >> oh, my god. [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: we have the best band in the world would you do it? >> okay. i'll do it i'll do it okay ♪ ♪ they can beg an they can plead but they can't see the light 'cause the boy with ♪ ♪ the cold hard cas is always mister right 'cause we are living in a material world ♪ ♪ and i am a material gir you know that we are living in a material world and i am a material girl ♪ >> jimmy: how! [ cheers and applause how? how do you do everything >> i don't know. >> jimmy: how do you do everything that was fantastic
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do you do any other musical impressions? >> yeah. do you know any alanis [ cheers and applause ♪ ♪ and i'm her to remind yo of the mess you left when you went away ♪ ♪ it's not fair to deny me of the cross i bea that you gave to me ♪now ♪ >> jimmy: what in the -- what! [ cheers and applause what in the world is going on? what is going on do you have any more is that all you got? >> let's do janis. let's do joplin. >> jimmy: you can do janis joplin >> yes >> jimmy: roots, do you know - ♪ ♪ now come on, come o come on, come on and take i take another little ♪
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♪ piece of my heart now baby break another little bit of my heart now, baby ♪ ♪ yea have another littl piece of my heart no baby ♪ ♪ you know you got it if it makes you feel good ♪ >> jimmy: evan rachel wood, everybody! come on! [ cheers and applause "westworld" returns on it's fourth season this sunday on hbo and hbo max. harry smith joins us after the break. stick around ♪ have anothe little piece o my heart now baby ♪ ♪ well you know you got it ♪ ♪ have another little piece of my heart now baby ♪ ♪ oh ♪ you know you got it if it makes you feel good ♪
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♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: our next guest is an emmy-winning journalist who you can see on "the today show," "nbc nightly news with lester holt" and "nbc news now. everyone, please welcome harry smith. [ cheers and applause ♪ >> jimmy: harry smith. [ cheers and applause harry, it's great to see you and man, it's an honor to have you here >> it's so cool to be here it's the first time on "the tonight show" in my whole life [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: i find that hard to believe. >> yeah, right and oh, by the way, real quick "summer of soul. so great >> jimmy: yeah, well done questlove.
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yeah harry, we've met, i would say, 20 years ago i don't know if you remember this you did a biography on "snl. >> it was amazing. we went behind the scenes. >> jimmy: yeah >> we shadowed the show for a week then we came back and shot the thing. and that's when i first met you. >> jimmy: yeah >> and i have this very crystal clear memory tuesday night, they stay up all night and write. >> jimmy: yeah >> and you and i are walking down 49th street at, like, 4:30 in the morning. and i turned to you, and i said, where do you think this all leads? where do you think this all leads? and back then, would you have had any idea that you would be sitting right here right now [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: no no no, never, never >> right >> jimmy: wow, no. >> yeah. >> jimmy: not never. not at all i didn't even know this was even a job that someone could have [ laughter ] i was just so psyched. i'm the biggest fan of yours i said it backstage. i'll say it in front -- upstage. every time i see you, whether it's a humorous piece you do, whether it's an emotional piece, i love you and i have to -- i can't tune out
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you're like when "the godfather" comes on tv or "love actually," i have to watch the whole movie. [ laughter ] >> you can't change the channel. >> jimmy: no, you can't. i go, "harry smith, he's the greatest," i mean -- >> you're too nice >> jimmy: no, you're a pro you just -- the recent thing you just did with al pacino was awesome. i thought that was great >> so the tribeca film festival screened "heat" from 1995, great classic. michael mann fan and so, they had al pacino and robert de niro and we got them backstage for, like, 20 minutes do you have any experience with robert de niro - [ laughter ] >> jimmy: robert de niro -- he was my first interview, by the way. he was my first guest on "late night. >> and how much did he say >> jimmy: he said two words. [ laughter ] he said, "yep" and "nope." yep. >> we got a couple of paragraphs from him. you know, i don't -- i'm not sure because i've interviewed him a bunch of times, and honestly -- well, he was on "the today show" a couple of weeks ago talking about the tribeca film festival. and here's hoda and here's savanna and they're saying, "bob, bob, bob, ask jane
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ask jane ask jane writes for who runs it with him. and so, i do all this homework i do all this stuff. and i just say, "please, please, talk to me." and i got lucky. >> jimmy: yeah, you've been doing this for 50 years. is that true almost 50 years? >> so, i graduated college in 1973. i went to central college in iowa to play football. but i messed around with a a college radio station, and i got a job doing color commentary on girls' high school basketball games at the local radio station, daytime station. and those local veterinarian and i would take his pickup out to see these girl high school basketball games and since it was only on during the daytime, we're there at 6:00 at night. it's not live. so, we had a reel to reel tape recorder, and we would record the games. the commercials i wrote for d&d pump and pipe, right this is not a joke
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this is not a joke >> jimmy: who could forget >> and they would replay them, even though everyone knew the results of the game, they would replay them the next afternoon >> jimmy: what, on like a.m. radio or something >> a.m. radio, whatever. k.n.i.a. in pelham, iowa >> jimmy: is that right? >> yeah. but studio is in knoxville >> jimmy: you're an award-winning journalist you've interviewed everybody, celebrities, royalty, presidents i mean, have you -- have you met the queen? have you met the queen >> yeah. okay [ audience oh's [ laughter ] so, she was on some tour it's got to be in the '90s, right? and there's some big event at the british ambassador's house in washington, d.c and you get the invitation and just go, "this has to be a a mistake. i get there and it really is the royalty of washington, d.c. and you get instructions do not address the queen don't ask her a question don't say boo to her so, i'm close to the front of the line, and i just do the curtsy or the bow or whatever you're supposed to do.
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>> jimmy: curtsy >> and i'm like, "i'm not happy with this. it didn't work for me. >> jimmy: wow. >> so, i doubled back -- i double dipped on the queen [ laughter ] i go back to the back of the line, right, and i put my hand out, and i said, "my co-host in the morning, paula zahn, i said, "she knows your cousin or your something or your something. i praddle, praddle, praddle. and she says, "oh, really? we had a little conversation, which no one else had -- >> jimmy: you did it >> and then -- and then all the vips of washington, d.c. descended on me and said, what were you talking to the queen about? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah that's right you're like, "yeah, i'll show you how to double dip. [ applause ] wow. >> trust me. >> jimmy: what are your favorite interviews? >> real people real people. because honestly, i've interviewed all the presidents i've interviewed everybody, right?
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>> jimmy: yeah >> and most of my job, we just go out into america and i know if we're paying attention to the news every day, which we should, it feels like we're at each other's necks constantly. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah >> it doesn't feel like that out there, right there are people out there who are building community, helping their neighbors, they're loving their neighbors. >> jimmy: yeah that's what it feels like a lot out there where i like to be i've done stories -- [ cheers and applause right? i've done stories in all 50 states. i've done from every continent, including antarctica, and my pleasure zone is out on the road - >> jimmy: seeing real people >> -- talking to folks >> jimmy: harry smith, you're a legend i love that you're on the show please come back any time. [ applause ] >> this is what happens -- you know the segment, "thank you notes" i got a thank you note [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: harry smith.
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♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: my thanks to evan rachel wood, harry smith, chris hemsworth, conan gray, everybody. [ cheers and applause "super-ache" is out right now. and, of course, the roots from philadelphia, pennsylvania right there. thank you for watching stay tuned for "late night with seth meyers. good night, everybody. [ cheers and applause ♪
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