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>> surprise! >> the training class raised money to send her and her family to disneyland! hard to see who had more fun, she or the fellow deputies, if they wore those antennas when they went out more often maybe, maybe criminals would be like oh, that is funny, dude and give themselves up. [ laughter ] >> maybe a new tactic. >> deescalation with the antennas. >> that is the best story of the day noyes. so sweet. >> thank you for joining us here at 11:00. have a great friday tomorrow. bye-bye [ cheers and applause ♪ >> steve: from studio 6b in rockefeller center in the heart of new york city, it's "the tonight show starring jimmy fallon."
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tonight, join jimmy and his guests - halsey larry wilmore, musical guest, muna. and featuring the legendary roots crew >> questlove: 1669 >> tariq: yes, sir >> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: ah that sounds so good! i love you [ cheers and applause i see you. i love you that feels so good welcome, everybody enjoy yourself enjoy yourself welcome, welcome, welcome to "the tonight show," everybody. you're here. thank you for watching
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[ cheers and applause i appreciate it. guys, some big entertainment news netflix has officially confirmed that a second season of "squid game" is coming soon [ cheers and applause so, if you forgot what happened in season one, congrats, that means therapy's working. [ laughter ] actually, after covid, ukraine, and inflation, critics are already calling it "the feel-good comedy of the year." [ laughter ] yeah, this season's going to be pretty intense mostly because all the players are competing for a single gallon of gas. [ laughter ] everyone's talking about this. a senior software engineer at google was suspended after he claimed that the company's artificial intelligence has gotten so powerful, it now functions like a person with thoughts and feelings. [ audience oohs yeah, the engineer knew the robot was a real person when it forgot this weekend is father's day. [ laughter ]
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"google last-minute father's day gifts. "you're a real boy." [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause "google grilling." that's right the google employee claims the artificial intelligence acts like a 7 or 8-year-old even more frightening, here's what it looks like oh [ laughter ] well, some news from washington today, congress held the second january 6th committee hearing. yep. you know things are weird times when the song of the summer is the abc news theme ♪ [ laughter ] well, this morning on abc, they showed loud, chaotic riot footage. and then after that episode of "the view" was over, they showed the hearing and -- [ laughter ] you guys are a good crowd tonight. i like this crowd. >> steve: yeah [ cheers and applause
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>> jimmy: stay with us all week i want this energy all week. i love this crowd. [ cheers and applause fantastic. that's right so, today, every major network covered the hearing, even fox news [ audience ohs ] they were like, "might as well all our anchors are in it anyway." so, yeah [ laughter ] today's big witness was supposed to be trump's former campaign manager, bill stepien, but he cancelled at the last minute because his wife went into labor when the baby was born the doctor was like, "it's a -- lucky break is what it is. [ laughter ] you know last night, he was like, "honey, i made you a a spicy jalapeno casserole eat up let's take the stairs. let's take the stairs. [ laughter ] listen to this for the first hearing on thursday, over 20 million people tuned in, which is higher than this year's nba finals [ audience oohs trump was torn
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he didn't know whether to worry about the hearing or brag about the ratings. [ laughter ] "biggest riot ratings in history. biggest. people love the riot." [ laughter and applause no, people don't love the -- hey, i read that there's a a growing number of high-ranking democratic officials who do not want president biden to run for re-election. biden believes that he can get back on track by crafting a tight, concise message and then he talked for three hours about how he plans to do that [ laughter ] apparently - [ cheers and applause ♪ >> steve: foul ball. >> jimmy: apparently some democrats are worried about his age. yeah bernie sanders is like, "i agree. he's too young he's too young, these whippersnappers wearing sneakers and --" [ laughter ] i saw that due to a worldwide shortage of helium -- this is true helium -- the national weather service hasn't been able to
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launch all their weather balloons it's tough and i think i have a pretty good idea of what the meetings inside the national weather service are like right now [ light laughter ] >> dale, why don't we have any weather balloons in the sky? >> well, doug, we don't have enough helium. and without it, it's hard to get up real high >> i guess this is what happens when there's inflation >> it's a real kick in the weather balloons [ laughter ] >> time to cut back on helium. >> what a sad day. >> i know. >> also, today's my birthday >> oh, sorry i almost forgot. happy birthday >> thanks. >> doug, wait. [ explosion [ cheers and applause >> steve: what >> jimmy: yeah >> steve: wait, what >> jimmy: yeah >> steve: that happened? they both had blonde hair. >> jimmy: yeah, that's what i imagine is happening at the he -- at the national - >> steve: and then helium
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became a flammable substance that's great that's beautiful >> tariq: that's bill nye over there. >> steve: and that guy had a a really deep voice naturally. >> jimmy: yeah they both did, yeah. [ laughter ] some business news, everybody. coca-cola -- i'm kind of excited about this coca-cola is teaming up with jack daniel's to release a jack and coke cocktail in a can [ audience oohs [ applause ] there it is. look at that finally, we no longer have to go through that exhausting task of mixing jack with coke [ laughter ] yep. right now, there are four cases of this stuff holding up a a rusted truck in kid rock's front yard [ laughter ] hey, get this. yesterday, 15 mcdonald's restaurants in russia reopened with new branding along with a a new name called vkusno & tochka, which translates to "tasty and that's it." [ laughter ] tasty and that's it. no more. yep, they're really trying to distance themselves from the existing mcdonald's brand.
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check out this ad -- this latest ad i saw. >> if you're a fan of mcdonald's, then you'll love or at least tolerate vkusno & tochka we offer all of menu favorites, including fraction-of-kilogram burger with dairy square, room-temperature potato shavings, deep-fried poultry blocks, the crispy traitor we mean chicken sandwich, and milk sludge. and if you see missing clown, donald mcronald, please report to authorities vkusno & tochka. ba-da-ba-ba-ba you will loving it [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: you will loving it hey, did you guys hear about this marvel has announced that "spiderman: no way home" is going to return to theaters with new and extended scenes [ cheers and applause do people really care about that >> audience: yeah! >> jimmy: really i thought it was like, "see it again. but now with the scenes that weren't good enough for the real movie." [ laughter ]
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speaking of spider-man, over at disneyland, they have a spider-man show, right and there's a dummy that's supposed to do flips in the air and land on top of a building like it's spider-man, but something went wrong and someone got video of it. watch this >> here goes something ♪ >> jimmy: there he goes. you're the man, spidey good luck, spidey. good luck -- ooh [ laughter ] looks like spider-man after a six pack of jack and coke. you know what i'm saying [ laughter ] hey, buddy that's actually in the expanded scene from the new "spider-man" movie in theaters and imax - [ cheers and applause and imax, of course. guys, some entertainment news. a lot of fans are theorizing that beyonce has a new album coming soon because of mysterious clues that she dropped online this weekend. >> tariq: yeah, but how do you know for sure? isn't that just a rumor? >> jimmy: i mean, the clues are everywhere, tariq. >> tariq: like what? >> jimmy: okay
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so, on friday, beyonce deleted her profile pictures for all her social media accounts. twitter, instagram, tiktok, all of them. and she still hasn't uploaded new ones over 72 hours later [ audience oohs >> tariq: go on. >> jimmy: beyonce's most recent studio album was "lemonade," which was surprised released over six years ago in 2016 but do you know what else happened in 2016 her second super bowl performance, the one with coldplay and we all know what happened the day before that performance. she surprise released the song for the video "formation." then immediately after the super bowl, the next day, she announced the "formation" world tour all before anyone even knew that she was going to surprise release "lemonade" that april >> tariq: well, that was 2016, though >> jimmy: right, right, right, but both "lemonade" and her self-titled surprise album, "beyonce," had sneaky clues before the release too, like beyonce posting pictures of herself with lemons. and on saturday, fans realized that if you search saturday's date, june 11th, on beyonce's website, placeholder art for a a mysterious beyonce album that's just called "b7" game up b7 beyonce's seventh album. get it [ audience oohs
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>> tariq: but she didn't release an album this weekend. >> jimmy: are you even listening? 'cause then tidal, the streaming service that jay-z is on the board of, tweeted, "what is a b7. then just "b8. jay-z is beyonce's husband so, if and when beyonce puts out a new album, it could be "b7" and "b8." that's a double album. isn't that crazy [ cheers and applause >> tariq: oh, it's crazy all right. crazy in love! ♪ [ laughter ] >> jimmy: moving on. i heard that some companies are allowing workers to wear shorts - [ laughter ] ♪ >> steve: you're not gonna crawl on all fours >> jimmy: when it comes on,
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i've got to get in my -- my moves, man [ laughter ] guys, moving on. i heard that some companies are allowing workers to wear shorts in an effort to get them back in the office this summer. yeah you know a ceo is desperate when they're like, "fine, you don't have to wear pants." [ laughter ] it's going to be weird after meetings to hear 20 pairs of sweaty thighs peel off the seats. [ audience groans also, did you guys hear, apparently a pest control company is offering $2,000 to families who are willing to let them release 100 cockroaches into their homes [ audience groans yep, 2,000 bucks for 100 cockroaches. right now the owner of the red lobster in times square is like, "i'm gonna be a billionaire! [ laughter and applause finally, you ever see a photo in the news and think that headlines should be different? well, we're going to take care of that right now. it's time for "news and improved." here we go ♪ ♪ news and improved ♪
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>> jimmy: for example, check out this first photo the original headline was, "dr. fauci says u.s. is out of pandemic phase." yep. the headline can definitely be improved because if you only looked at the photo, the headline could have been, "dad does mic drop after destroying eulogy." [ laughter and applause up next, this headline says, "queen elizabeth beams at royal windsor horse show." the headline could have been, "wedding guest gets really into 'little bit softer now' portion of 'shout.'" [ laughter and applause ♪ this next headline was, "biden's job approval numbers continue to slide. headline could have been, "father of the bride clearly taking a leak in the shrubs. [ laughter and applause next headline was, "bts holds white house press briefing." headline could have been, "new fda commissioners announce plans to make butter 35%
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smoother by 2024." [ cheers and applause this next headline was, "harris announces plan to cancel federal student loans. headline could have been, "mom accidentally walks in on son's personal computer time." [ laughter and applause "mom it's my personal -- it's my personal computer time." >> steve: throuple >> jimmy: yeah next headline was, "prime minister trudeau attends ceremony." headline could have been, "dad gets just a little high for pta meeting. [ laughter and applause and finally, this headline was, "pope francis opens doors for women. headline could have been, "drunk friend gives final reassuring look before eating it on water skis." [ cheers and applause that's all the time we have for "news and improved." we have a great show halsey is here, tonight. [ cheers and applause larry wilmore is on the show [ cheers and applause and we got music from muna
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[ cheers and applause stick around we'll be right back with halsey, everybody. [ cheers and applause ♪ >> first of all, it was the craziest bat mitzvah i've ever seen -- in my life >> jimmy: oh, yeah >> as you would expect from adam sandler it was like -- i mean, it was like coachella [ laughter ] i couldn't believe it. it's so far. for takin. (young woman) don't worry about it, grandma! this'll be fun. (young woman) two chocolate milkshakes, please. (grandmother) make it three. (young woman) three? (grandmother) did you get his number? (young woman) no, grandma! grandma!! (grandmother) excuse me! (young woman vo) some relationships get better with time. that's why i got a crosstrek. (avo) ninety-six percent of subaru vehicles sold in the last ten years are still on the road. (grandmother) i'm so glad you got a subaru. (young woman) i wonder who gave me the idea? (avo) love. it's what makes subaru, subaru.
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is all part of the circle of caring for our natural resources and trees. choose recyclable paper and packaging. ♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: welcome back, everybody. we have a great week of shows ahead. dakota johnson will be here. hailey bieber, and tracee ellis ross will all be here [ cheers and applause plus, from the new "elvis" movie, austin butler will be stopping by. [ cheers and applause and we'll have great musical performance from carrie underwood and phoebe bridgers. what a week. [ cheers and applause but first, what a show we have for you tonight. he stars in the new film "jerry & marge go large," which begins streaming on paramount plus this friday. the very funny, larry wilmore is here. [ cheers and applause and we'll have a music performance from muna right there, ladies and gentlemen.
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[ cheers and applause but our first guest is a a grammy-nominated, multi-platinum recording artist -- [ cheers and applause with a new song out called "so good" and their makeup line, "about-face," launches on tomorrow and in ulta stores this summer everyone please welcome halsey [ cheers and applause ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: come on. doesn't that feel good standing 'o. >> i know. >> jimmy: halsey, the one and only that's exactly right [ cheers and applause oh, bud, thank you so much welcome back to the show >> thanks for having me back >> jimmy: whenever i've got to say congratulations to you last -- since last i saw you, you have a baby. >> i know. >> jimmy: beautiful baby congratulations. [ cheers and applause >> thank you >> jimmy: does he love it when mom sings to him
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do you sing lullabies? >> oh. no [ laughter ] no, he hates it. >> jimmy: baby doesn't like it at all >> no, he's my biggest critic. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: he's like, "you gotta work on that one." >> no, it's funny. my mom, she can't carry a tune in a bucket. [ laughter ] it's really bad -- and when she sings, his eyes light up like she's the stars and the moon >> jimmy: he loves it. [ audience aws ] >> but when i sing, he's not a a fan. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: is that, really? >> not a fan and i get the -- >> jimmy: oh, no yeah, don't cry. oh, no i know that face yeah >> yeah. >> jimmy: yeah, you're -- oh >> i'm like, "all right. okay." most kids would be really happy. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: are you -- are you loving being on tour this is the -- the "love and power" tour. >> yeah. [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: i love the poster. >> thank you yeah, it's been really incredible it's been amazing. i miss touring so much and, you know, there was a a minute there where i didn't know if i was going to be able to do it for a while >> jimmy: yeah
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>> and being back on the road and seeing people in the crowd coming alive to the lyrics -- >> jimmy: that's part of you >> like, yeah, it's incredible >> jimmy: your new single is so good, by the way >> yeah. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah [ cheers and applause >> thank you yeah >> jimmy: so good. >> it's -- the name is really, really funny because when we're having conversations about it, you know, i'll play it for somebody and they'll be like, "oh, it's so good. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you're like, "no, literally, it's so good. >> exactly >> jimmy: exactly, that's the name of the song yeah but finally, the song is out >> yeah. >> jimmy: does it feel good that the song is out >> yeah, it feels amazing. i think as an artist, you just want to be able to release things you know like, music is such a cool industry because you have the luxury to put stuff out as soon as it comes to you, as soon as it's a thought and a feeling and it's current to the moment so, i was really, really keen to just, kind of, get this out now while i was just feeling it >> jimmy: it's a beautiful love song
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>> yeah, it is i wrote it about my partner, love >> jimmy: yeah >> and yeah, i did and he and i met in a really cool way >> jimmy: how? >> we -- i met him in 2017 and he was hired to write a movie about me >> jimmy: oh -- oh, yeah that's right >> yeah. >> jimmy: he's a director and a writer >> yeah, uh-huh. so he was hired to write a a movie about me, kind of, like "8 mile. less spaghetti you know [ laughter ] >> jimmy: okay, yeah >> and -- yeah and -- but i was going to wear the cool hoodie, though. >> jimmy: yeah, you have to. >> but -- so, he kind of followed me around on tour and he was interviewing me and after a couple of years of getting to know me, one day i, kind of, sat down and i was like, "hey, you know everything about me i don't know anything about you. i'm going to start interviewing you back." and we found out that we had so much in common >> jimmy: you fell in love >> and after being friends for a long time, we fell in love yeah >> jimmy: that's the -- that's the way to do it >> i know. >> jimmy: that's the way to do it >> i know. >> jimmy: come on, congratulations. [ cheers and applause >> thank you >> jimmy: that's the best way to do it >> yeah.
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>> jimmy: to be friends, go like, "hey, i just want to hang out with you." >> yeah. >> jimmy: what happened to the biopic >> okay, well, there's a a conflict of interest now because he's a -- he's a main character. [ laughter ] but he got to direct the music video instead, which is really cool so, it's, kind of like a mini taste of what could be >> jimmy: i was thinking about who could play you and -- >> oh, god i know the answer. >> jimmy: is it -- is it who i think it -- ready? here's who i think should play you. well, this is you. but this is you as millie bobby brown [ laughter ] >> oh, i was going to say you. >> jimmy: do you think i should play you >> yeah. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: what no >> no? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: millie bobby brown should play you. yeah >> i mean, yeah, millie would be great but i don't really think i'm famous enough to cast millie you'll do it though, right >> jimmy: of course. [ laughter and applause >> no, millie -- millie would be so great. millie -- i mean, it's, kind of, uncanny how much we look alike. it's like, "oh, no we actually just look like sisters. >> jimmy: yeah, you really do. >> yeah. >> jimmy: i was just talking about you because the great adam sandler was on our show last week. >> aw! >> jimmy: and he loves you and he said that -- he told me that you performed at his daughter's bat mitzvah. >> i did i did, it was awesome. [ audience aws ] first of all, it was the craziest bat mitzvah i've ever seen -- in my life >> jimmy: oh, yeah >> as you would expect from adam sandler it was like -- i mean, it was like coachella >> jimmy: really [ laughter ] yeah >> i -- i couldn't believe it. and also, i was like, "wow, you guys booked me."
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i was really -- i was really honored. but his kids -- daughters are great. and he's so amazing. >> jimmy: oh, so cute. >> it was a really cool full circle moment too because when i was a kid, his movies used to play in my house all the time, right? >> jimmy: yeah >> and my dad is a huge golfer and loved "happy gilmore." he used to watch it all the time and so, my first sentence that i ever spoke in my life was "go home, ball." [ laughter ] yeah >> jimmy: is that right? >> yeah, so i would run around like a baby. like, crawling around on the floor. >> jimmy: "go to your home." >> like, "go to your home, ball." [ laughter and applause >> jimmy: that's the best. >> yeah. >> jimmy: that's your first sentence >> yeah. [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: i want to talk about your new makeup line >> oh, yeah, about-face. it's, like, the best -- [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: this is something -- >> the best idea i've ever had >> jimmy: now this is -- speaking of something that you can't just do and have it come out the same week. this takes years of work and research and stuff so much work goes into it. >> it is yeah also, like, i'm a little -- i don't know [ laughter ] >> jimmy: say it >> neurotic.
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>> jimmy: yeah [ laughter ] like, controlling? >> in -- in a good way >> jimmy: yeah, like you're -- >> i want everything to be perfect all of the time, you know >> jimmy: wow. >> so, i was really -- spent a a lot of time just like, meticulously working on the formulas and -- it's -- it's -- >> jimmy: like, how nerdy do you get when it comes to it? >> oh, nerdy >> jimmy: really >> yeah. "this has too much hyaluronic acid we need to reduce the amount because the formula's too creamy." yeah >> jimmy: are you wearing a lab coat and goggles >> i literally am acting like i'm trying to cure a disease in my basement. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: and you're making makeup for -- just for to make everyone feel better >> yeah. it's tough, though, because i'm a musician, so i'm on stage. so, my products need to be so long wear, so good, so high performance. because if i get on stage and my lipstick starts smearing all over the place, people are like, "i'm not buying that." [ laughter ] >> jimmy: exactly. yeah, of course. >> you know? >> jimmy: it's got to work >> yeah. >> jimmy: congrats on about-face congrats on the tour >> thank you >> jimmy: congrats on the new music. and, of course, congrats on the baby that's the greatest. >> aw, thank you so much >> jimmy: halsey, everybody. [ cheers and applause we love you.
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halsey and i are playing "the best friends challenge" when we come back. stick around [ cheers and applause ♪ >> jimmy: you had a recurring role on the "facts of life?" >> i did i actually did this is a true story oh my god -- >> jimmy: i have a photo of you and mrs. garrett this is real >> there you go. it's true. >> jimmy: look at larry wilmore -- [ audience aws ] wow.
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where we can play to prove it. it is time for the "best friends challenge. here we go ♪ best friend challeng oh yeah ♪ >> oh, my god, it's happening right now. >> jimmy: the game works like the newlywed game but for friends. we're going to take turns reading questions about each other from the best friends box. okay this is right here we're going to write down the same answer. we didn't plan any of this out just saying, right >> no. i have no idea what's going on [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: all right. here we go i will read the first question about me all right. here we go and then, we'll see if we have the same answer. what condiment do i hate >> oh, my god. i thought you said continent [ laughter ] >> jimmy: there is one continent i really hate. ♪ all right. here's my real answer. you wrote down your answer all right. what did you write >> i just guessed because everyone hates this one. my answer is mayonnaise. >> jimmy: the correct answer is
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mayonnaise yes! [ bell dinging ] [ cheers and applause i'm telling you. we're going to do this i'm telling you, we are best friends. i do not like mayonnaise it reminds me of pus all right, here we go. moving on to the - >> i didn't mind it until you just said that >> jimmy: it is your -- it's your turn to read a question that's about you and i -- i have not seen this and i am not looking >> oh. i mean this one is so easy what oscar-nominated movie was i in [ laughter ] ♪ >> jimmy: you -- you or me you were in an oscar-nominated -- >> no, i was in an oscar-nominated movie, but you have a grammy, and i don't so, let's figure this out. >> jimmy: i was in an oscar-winning movie. >> ugh >> jimmy: wait was "sing 2" -- not "sing" - >> yeah, "sing 2" got an oscar [ laughter ]
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>> jimmy: wait, i think i know this no i think so i -- yeah, i think i remember you in this oh, no did i make it up all right. i think you were in -- if i'm correct -- "a star is born"? >> yes [ bell dinging ] that's right, you were in it [ cheers and applause you see, i told you! i know you i love you i told you, bud! >> i didn't think -- i didn't think you remembered >> jimmy: don't doubt me don't doubt me i'm telling you, we are bffs >> i didn't think you would remember because i'm only in it for like a minute. >> jimmy: but i did remember that you were in it. cause i was like - but you were also in "sing 2." >> i was, yeah >> jimmy: because i loved -- i love your voice. >> thank you >> jimmy: and i go, "you should be in more --" >> i should play more animated wolves [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you're very funny in that all right, i'm going to read the next question. which is in france, how they say question [ light laughter ] question
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>> i'm learning so many languages today. >> jimmy: what -- what did i want to be before i was interested in comedy >> i know this one >> jimmy: wait, you do >> yes, but i just realized i can't spell, but it's okay i think i spelled it >> jimmy: really you knew this? >> i do know this one. >> jimmy: what >> i do. >> jimmy: this is bizarre. all right. i'm going to show you. [ drum roll no you show me yours first. >> no. is that how it goes? >> jimmy: yeah >> oh. >> jimmy: a priest oh, actually you are right, but i said mailman [ buzzer ] you know what's funny, though? because you're actually correct. i did want to be a priest. >> so i know you better than you know you >> jimmy: but i went through a a phase where i really got into being a mailman. [ laughter ] no, i was going to be a priest - >> i mean, they're both about
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deliverance, right >> jimmy: yeah, exactly. [ laughter and applause oh, that's so funny. gosh, you're right, you know more about me than me. that is exactly right. all right. but we're still doing great. let's do one more. it's your turn to read >> okay. >> jimmy: here we go >> okay. where did the name halsey come from [ light laughter ] ♪ i'm writing in all caps. my answer looks very aggressive >> jimmy: the name halsey comes from -- i'm a big fan so i definitely better get this one, jimmy. i'm going to say, your real name is ashley, and you mixed up the letters >> okay. technically, you are right [ cheers and applause
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please welcome larry wilmore [ cheers and applause ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: larry wilmore! thank you so much for being on the show >> it's nice to be here, jimmy >> jimmy: larry, where do people recognize you most from is it "daily show" >> you know what it depends because i have different buckets. but there are a lot of people that know me from "senior black correspondant. i have to say senior >> jimmy: senior >> exactly >> jimmy: "senior black correspondant. >> "senior black correspondant. but here's what's great. see, i'm not famous enough for people to think that i suck. [ laughter ] that's the best level of fame. >> jimmy: wow. >> i'm only famous enough so that the people that know me like what i do >> jimmy: yeah, no one -
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>> "oh, larry wilmore. you were so great on 'the office.' thank you very much. [ light laughter ] i created "the bernie mac show" on tv. some people may know [ cheers and applause there you go >> jimmy: you won a -- >> i won an emmy >> jimmy: you won an emmy. you won a peabody. >> i won a peabody award as well [ cheers and applause hey, man you guys remember the show "bernie mac show?" >> jimmy: i love bernie mac. [ cheers and applause >> bernie was fantastic, man >> jimmy: i loved bernie mac >> we won almost every award you can possibly win >> jimmy: how fun is that. >> yeah, it was great. and then i got fired so, there you go [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you got fired? >> it's true true story, yeah >> jimmy: why? just - >> that's how hollywood works, jimmy. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you win the awards and then they fire you off the show >> larry, we're done with you now. yeah it was funny, because, you know, hollywood is just like this but i took the high road in the press -- this is true i'm not making this up i said, "you know, we had creative differences i was creative, and they were different. >> jimmy: there you go [ laughter ] i like that, i like that >> keep the high road, jimmy >> jimmy: keep the high road, buddy. >> keep the high road, man >> jimmy: i was doing a little research about you because you're coming on i found something i thought was
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fun. you had a recurring role on "the facts of life?" >> i did i actually did this is a true story oh, my god, this is -- >> jimmy: i have a photo of you and mrs. garrett this is real >> it's true >> jimmy: look at larry. look at larry wilmore right there. wow. [ audience awws >> wow [ applause ] >> jimmy: that's a deep cut. >> i know. >> jimmy: i love that show come on. >> i love that i got the puppy aww. that was very nice >> jimmy: yeah, you got the aww. >> i look exactly the same it's amazing, isn't it >> jimmy: were you doing standup during - >> i was i was doing standup. it's so tough when you're starting out standup, am i right? >> jimmy: oh, it's the hardest >> you never know what's going to make it so -- and you know, when you're trying out jokes, you always want to hammock jokes, right so what you do, is you have a joke that works. then you have new jokes. >> jimmy: yep. >> and other joke that works new joke, ten seconds at the most if it doesn't work, gone, audience doesn't even remember it >> jimmy: no one forgets, yeah >> right i was trying out a bit >> jimmy: okay >> a bit is a little longer than a joke. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: a bit is a longer than a joke. >> it is longer than a joke. i think you know where this is going.
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bit can be 30 seconds to two minutes. guess how long my bit was, jimmy. so -- and i wore my contacts all the time this time i decided to wear my glasses. but i'm wearing a robe i don't even know what the bit was. why i was wearing a robe, i have no idea it's just my memories -- >> jimmy: i'm embarrassed. >> i'm not making this up, guys i bombed so hard and the things are -- you know you're bombing in the had first ten seconds but. you can't leave the bit because it's a bit [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, and you're wearing an outfit. >> exactly, i'm wearing an outfit and i'm wearing glasses. i swear to you guys, my glasses started fogging up [ laughter ] i am not making that up. >> jimmy: is that how embarrassed you were >> yes [ laughter ] it was flop fog. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yes! >> not even flop sweat flop fog i couldn't even see them i could feel these waves of hate like coming at me, right? but, like, the lord saved me i couldn't see anything. and to make it worse, they hated me so much, i was also emceeing that night. so, guess who got to come back on stage [ laughter ] >> jimmy: remember the skit about the bath robe?
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yeah, that's not me. that was a different guy now >> i know. there were like, "why is this guy back we hate this guy didn't he get the message? >> jimmy: but look at -- but look at you now. look at you now. come on, bud you're in a big movie. let's talk about "jerry & marge go large." >> very exciting very exciting. great cast, by the way bryan crantson i love bryan annette benning. it's drama it's got comedy. it's heartwarming. it's based on a true story can you tell everybody what the story is about >> sure. it's based on this guy named jerry selbee this is a true story you guys may have seen it on "60 minutes. he beat the lottery. he didn't cheat it he beat it using math. and he got the whole town involved so, he didn't do it for the money. he won the town like $27 million over like seven or eight years. unbelievable story bryan crantson plays jerry annette bening plays his wife. and i play his accountant, because the brother's got to count the money. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, okay -- yeah >> and it was just so much fun working with him, jimmy. it was just great. >> jimmy: you know what we were saying backstage, i said the reviews have been great. and you said, it kind of feels good for people to go like, "hey, larry, we need this. >> i agree
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you know, i was telling jimmy, i'm living gratitude now, i lost my brother last year to covid. and i said, "i've been trying to live in gratitude this past year." when i read this script jimmy, it was the type of movie that i feel people need we just want to laugh at something. we want escape, right? we want to feel good about something. >> jimmy: yes please >> it's something for the whole family you can go enjoy you're laughing. and it's feel good it's about a community that's doing something together how different is that than the world we're living in now, right? right? >> jimmy: yeah, i know >> so people are pulling for each other such an inspirational story. it was so much fun to be a part of it. >> jimmy: i want to show everyone a clip. here's larry wilmore in "jerry & marge go large." take a look at this. >> so, you want to start a a corporation? >> bring in the whole town if we sell shares, we'll have more capital to invest >> go big or go home >> then we'll split the profits with the shareholders. >> everybody rides >> will you stop talking like that >> sorry, i'm just really into it >> she's really into it. because she knows it'll work >> house always wins >> stop it you really think people will
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come in on this? >> yep you did. >> yeah, but i'm a depressed widower with nothing to live for. >> you want to buy more shares then >> yes [ laughter ] >> jimmy: larry wilmore, everybody! "jerry & marge go large" premieres this friday on paramount plus thank you for making us laugh. i appreciate it, buddy good to see you. muna performs after the break. stick around [ cheers and applause stick around [ cheers and applause ♪ right now, we're all feelin' the squeeze. we're having to get creative. find a new way. but birthdays still happen. fridays still call for s'mores. you have to make magic, and you're figuring out how to do that. what you don't have to figure out is where to shop. because while you're getting creative, walmart is doing what we always do. keeping prices low for you every day. so you can save money and live better. ♪
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