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okay look at my faces as i say this. you probably heard of them and maybe you smelled them. we're talking about the so-called corpse flower. two are about to bloom in the bay area. >> two? my goodness. take a look at one of the rare tropical plants on sju campus. it's going to get smelly there. some compared the fragrance to rotting meat or road kill. another expected to open up at the uc santa clara arboretum. the powerful smell fades 12 to 24 hours. people throw up when they smell that. that's what i'm told. look at that thing. >> i just hate looking at it. [ cheers and applause ♪
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>> mark: from studio 6b in rockefeller center in the heart of new york city, it's "the tonight show starring jimmy fallon." tonight, join jimmy and his guests - elizabeth olsen, gaten matarazzo, comedian samantha ruddy, and featuring the legendary roots crew >> questlove: 1681 >> mark: and now, here's your host, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: i feel the love. i feel the love. thank you. oh, thank you. good job, mark welcome, everybody welcome, welcome, welcome. welcome to "the tonight show," everyone you're here, you made it, thank you very much for being here,
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hey. [ cheers and applause well guys, i can't believe this today is the iphone's 15th birthday today. [ cheers ] which means right now nokia is in a bar somewhere going, "15 years ago i was on top of the world. [ laughter ] "you can't throw me out, i'll throw you out. [ light laughter ] yeah, i can't believe it's been 15 years since apple revolutionized the way we raise our kids [ laughter ] "just -- just take that. yeah, that's right the iphone is so popular, it single-handedly turned apple and rice into a trillion dollar industry [ laughter ] speaking of apple, the fcc has asked apple and google to remove tiktok from their app stores over national security concerns [ audience oohs then apple and google saw how much money they were making off tiktok and told the fcc to go fcc themselves [ laughter and applause yeah, they claim china has been
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stealing sensitive user data through the app. apparently, they got suspicious when chinese engineers started slapping each other with tortillas. [ laughter ] yeah, the fcc was like, "the risk is too great. putin might learn how we make pasta in a mug." [ light laughter ] meanwhile, they heard that they can be removed from the app store, tiktok was like - ♪ oh no oh no ♪ [ laughter ] ♪ oh no no no no no ♪ [ applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: uh people are still talking about yesterday's bombshell hearing about former president trump. we heard that at one time, trump got so angry that he threw his plate at the wall, and that he got ketchup all over the place and apparently, it's inspired a new product. watch this >> say goodbye to messy cleanups, and hello to the trump magic eraser
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[ light laughter ] the best way to clean food off your walls, like a steak with ketchup. [ crashing ] or spaghetti with ketchup. [ crashing ] even chili cheese dogs with ketchup. [ splat the trump magic eraser wipes it all away and best of all, when you're done, you can flush it down the toilet like a classified document [ light laughter ] >> bye bye >> the trump magic eraser. and he's getting sued by mr. clean. >> jimmy: i thought that was interesting. that's an interesting commercial [ applause ] well, guys, it's been a tough couple of days for the giuliani family first rudy giuliani -- i don't know if you heard this -- he claimed that he was assaulted at a grocery store but security footage showed that it was more of a pat on his back [ light laughter ] and then, last night, rudy's son andrew giuliani lost the republican primary for new york governor yeah his biggest weakness, name recognition. [ laughter ] it was a tough night for andrew he gave his dad a big hug, and then rudy accused him of assault. [ laughter ] did you guys see this?
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i read that nissan is recalling more than 300,000 pathfinders over risk of the hoods flying open while people are driving. [ light laughter ] turns out nissan was using the term pathfinder ironically [ laughter ] speaking of cars, due to high gas prices, fewer americans are going on summer road trips but just 'cause you're staying at home doesn't mean you can't feel like you're on a road trip so i thought i'd share some of my home road trip tips right here first, every half hour, randomly point somewhere in the room and say, "cow." [ light laughter ] next, use your own bathroom but flush with your foot [ laughter ] and finally, have your kid sit on the couch and threaten to turn this whole house around "we're going -- we're taking -- i'm gonna take the whole house back." [ cheers and applause it's just like the real thing. hey, guys, listen to this. whole foods said that as the pandemic eases, they're focused on holding down prices for the customers. it's true.
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take a look at this commercial they just released >> we here at whole foods are committed to our customers, and will continue selling our products at reasonable prices. like a bunch of bananas for just $14.99. [ laughter ] apples for just $9.99 a pound -- that's cheaper than a a gallon of gas. and this ripe avocado that cost just 3 easy payments of $99.99, and $200 down payment, and security deposit and your firstborn child. plus shipping and handling whole foods, stay in your lane - >> jimmy: oh, interesting, wow [ cheers and applause well, some tv news nbc is coming out with an eight-part series on dinosaurs called "surviving earth. spoiler alert, they don't. [ laughter ] hey, i heard that the academy of motion picture arts and sciences just invited 397 new members to join. yeah, it's pretty exciting one of the new members said -- [ minion gibberish ] >> jimmy: while the other 396 were like -- [ minion gibberish ]
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[ fart sound ] [ laughter and applause >> jimmy: amazing. well -- well this is fun i saw that "back to the future: the musical" is set to debut on broadway in 2023, yeah that's pretty big news, and if you're wondering what it'd be like, we got our hands on a sneak preview. take a look. ♪ ♪ doc you're my only hope ♪ ♪ this is i this is the answer it says here ♪ ♪ a bolt of lightning is going to strike the clock tower ♪ ♪ precisely at 10:04 p.m. next saturday nigh hm hm ha h ha ha hm hm hm hm ♪ ♪ next saturday night we're sending yo back to the future ♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: bravo! bravo!
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and finally, air new zealand has announced that they are adding the world's first lie flat pods to economy class here they are. this is real [ audience ohs ] now the guy who hogs the armrest will be spooning you [ laughter and applause wow. we have a great show tonight elizabeth olsen is here. [ cheers and applause yeah, the one and only from "stranger things," gaten matarazzo is here. [ cheers and applause we have standup from samantha ruddy on the show tonight. [ cheers and applause and ladies and gentlemen, we have a guest announcer tonight -- mark normand right there. mark - [ cheers and applause mark, mark, mark how's it -- how's it going today, bud >> mark: hey, i'm good i'm excited about that -- that dinosaur doc i heard joe biden's in it. >> jimmy: yeah [ light laughter ] it's fantastic mark, it is so good to see you [ laughter ] >> mark: good to be back, jimbo. >> jimmy: i'm so happy you're here, bud. >> mark: thanks for having me.
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>> jimmy: i'm happy you're here it is time for "tonight show hashtags." here we go ♪ ♪ hashtag hashtags ♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: we -- we do this thing every week where i send out a hashtag and you guys -- i ask you guys to respond to that topic. so since the summer season has officially kicked off, i sent out the hashtag summerraps and i asked you guys to give us your best rap parodies about summer within minutes it was a trending topic, so thank you for playing along. [ cheers and applause and now i thought i'd share some of my favorite summer raps from you guy with a little help from the roots this first one - [ cheers and applause all right, ready for this one? this first one is from @kyledice23. he says -- ♪ i hate big bugs and i cannot lie yellowjacket and dragonflies ♪ ♪ cuz when a bee flies in and he's giving yo a chase ♪ ♪ and he heads righ for your fac
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you get stung ♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: that's how you do it right there. this next one is from @812jmac he says -- ♪ if you wanna go and take a ride wit me you gotta give me some cas i don't drive for free ♪ ♪ oh why must it be this wa gas it cost too much money ♪ >> jimmy: wow. [ cheers and applause long walk. that was a long walk there i didn't know where you were going with there "gas -- cost too much money. oh, there you go not bad. this one is from @pdb435 he says -- ♪ in a minute i'ma need a citronella outdoor candle to light it up ♪ ♪ cuz i gotta backyard full of mosquito-ussy's ♪ ♪ tryna suck ou all my blood ♪ [ cheers and applause [ laughter ] >> jimmy: mosquito-ussy's. [ laughter ]
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mosquito-ussy's. that's the jam there, mosquito-ussy's. [ light laughter ] if that takes off, that'll be fantastic. uh, this one is from -- oh, i can help you out with this one maybe -- this one is from @magzland she says - ♪ this towel is very vita my seats are made of vinyl my legs are stuc so what the [bleep] ♪ ♪ its sticky is the title here we go ♪ ♪ it's sticky to get that line that sunburn lin that's not so fine ♪ ♪ it's sticky how is i it's sticky sticky sticky ♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: this one's from @eddielovestoast [ laughter ] it's a great "at" name eddie loves -- i love toast. >> mark: toast i thought we were doing wraps. >> jimmy: no, no, we're not doing toasts, we're doing wraps, yeah. are you a toast -- are you a a toast person >> mark: i love toast. >> jimmy: what's your breakfast go-to?
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>> mark: ooh, probably a beer. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: this is from - [ laughter ] >> ooh >> this is from eddielovestoast. he says -- ♪ move itch get off my le get off my leg itc get off my leg ♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: this one is from movienerd15. she says - ♪ grillin' sausag mustard peppers onions put it on a bun yeah ♪ ♪ don't eat i without a napkin a napkin grillin' sausage ♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: this one's from @dulceflocruz99. she says - ♪ my ice crea with the chocolate drizzle stays cold ♪ ♪ it makes me wanna
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nibble nibbl the cone ♪ ♪ i never eve dribble dribbles you kno i keep it in the freezer it's really such a pleaser ♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: this last one's from @2much2do56. she says - ♪ all i do is sweat sweat swea no matter what ♪ ♪ got chillin' on my mind i can neve get cooled off ♪ ♪ and every tim we step outside the building everybody's temp go up ♪ >> tariq: and that's -- that's pretty much it [ light laughter ] ♪ ♪ and they stay there and they stay ther
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and they stay ther up and they stay ] there ♪ ♪ they go down up up ♪ >> jimmy: there you have it. those are "tonight show hashtags." to check out more of my favorites go to we're playing charades when we come back. ♪ i can never get cooled off ♪ ♪ you should be a library ♪ every tim we leave the building everybody temp go up ♪ >> the swiggles, the -- oh shoot! the smurfs - [ laughter ] the -- oh my god this -- this squirters this -- guns my god nsidered -- it's fine, flo. she's not interested. i get it. not everyone wants to save money. -what's she doing? -i don't know. renters and homeowners can bundle and save. for what? a trip to bora bora? bora boring. okay, you know what? i'm in. she's all yours. want some tacos? -eh, i'm not really in the mood. -yeah, you're right. so messy, all the napkins, those different toppings. -actually, i'm in. -yeah, you are.
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♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: oh, my goodness. welcome back to "the tonight show." i'm here with the one and only, tariq trotter, right now, from the roots. we're about to play charades but first we're going to need some players here. so, joining my team, you can see him in season 4, volume 2 of "stranger things," streaming this friday on netflix. please welcome, gaten matarazzo. [ cheers and applause [ talking over each other
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>> jimmy: joining tariq's team, she stars in the giant summer movie, "dr. strange in the multiverse of madness," and her book, "hattie harmony: worry detective" is available everywhere books are sold. please welcome, elizabeth olsen. [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: hattie harmony >> hello again >> hi. >> jimmy: all right. so, it's you and elizabeth me and gaten okay, now, look, we all know how to play charades we're going to go four rounds, okay 30 seconds on the clock per round. and then the fifth round is the showdown both teams give the same clue at the same time yeah i will go first. everyone can take their seats. i'll show you how it's done. >> okay. >> thank you >> jimmy: ready, part? >> i'm terrified >> who's up first? you're up first? >> jimmy: yeah, i can go yeah >> i'm really bad at games >> jimmy: okay, guys, which -- what number should i choose? >> oh, i'm scared. [ talking over each other >> seven someone really wanted seven. >> jimmy: okay yeah, i can do this. ready? >> i think so, yeah.
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>> it's a movie. it's one word. what >> jimmy: what'd you say what >> what in the world is this movie? oh, no small. small. short. tiny tiny small, little. ant. is it an ant oh, man, what did i do [ buzzer ] [ laughter ] >> tariq: "minions!" >> "minions," yeah i could have gotten that >> tariq: minions! >> oh, word. >> tariq: it's "minions! "minions!" >> jimmy: how long was that timer? [ laughter ] how long was that timer? it felt like there was 80 seconds on the clock. >> that was not 30 seconds >> jimmy, i'm sorry. >> jimmy: that felt longer than 30 seconds >> jimmy, i'm sorry. >> jimmy: what did you say first? once >> i said what i didn't know what you were --
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>> jimmy: you said what? >> yeah. >> jimmy: you can't say what in charades >> am i not allowed to say - >> jimmy: what is the one thing you don't say. what [ laughter ] that's all right >> i'm so sorry. >> jimmy: breathe. >> we'll make a comeback >> jimmy: we'll make a a comeback >> we'll get there >> jimmy: elizabeth, you're up >> okay, okay, okay. >> we'll get there, jimmy. [ talking over each other >> tariq: in the game, let's go >> do you have a preference? >> tariq: ask the -- three, three, three yep. >> oh, gosh. okay >> they're gonna get it in four seconds. >> jimmy: it's going to be easier than "minions." >> i'm going to start. >> tariq: yep. it's a song. >> uh-huh. >> tariq: four words run over -- run over the hill. over the mountain. climb over the mountain. run up -- up the hill. "running up the hill." [ dinging [ cheers and applause >> we got it, we got it, we got it, we got it. >> jimmy: why couldn't have i got that >> it's understandable >> jimmy: why couldn't i get that for gaten i got "minions!" >> i would have had it in four - >> jimmy: who said seven who said seven
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you're in trouble, whoever said seven. >> who said seven? >> jimmy: i know -- i remember the voice. i was hearing it on the street one day. you walked by and you're like, "well, i got $7 -- i go, "seven who said that? [ laughter ] okay, gaten, you're up >> there was such passion behind seven, too. >> jimmy: yeah, i know yeah all right, well, seven is already taken care of, so let's get this [ audience shouting number ] >> i'm not listening to any of you. i'm going -- >> jimmy: there you go come on. >> yeah! >> jimmy: they liked it. they liked it. >> oh, great [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i think we got this bud, come on >> okay, all right all right. i'm going now. >> jimmy: yeah, let's do it. >> okay. >> that's a tv >> it is a tv show i spoke. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: it's a movie no, it's a tv. yeah "wonder years. nine words are you joking me? >> no. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: no good horrible bad -- three -- three words you're doing numbers
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90 [ laughter ] [ buzzer ] [ laughter ] >> jimmy: did i -- did i have a stroke and die what -- what happened? 90 sleeps. 60 minutes >> it was "90 day fiance." i was getting there. i was getting there. >> jimmy: you only had 30 seconds to get there. >> tariq: you -- you realize you don't have 90 days [ laughter ] >> that was a good one >> jimmy: tariq, you give the clues here and tariq, if you lose this, you lose points. >> i think we can make a a comeback [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: no, we can do it >> we lose points if we lose >> jimmy: there's a final round. [ audience shouting numbers
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>> tariq: okay >> jimmy: he's confident >> television show two words. "breaking bad. the wiggles -- the wiggles the -- swiggles. oh, shoot. the -- smurfs. the -- oh, my god. the squirters. this -- guns oh, my god i'm so sorry "squid games!" >> tariq: yes! [ dinging [ cheers and applause ♪ >> jimmy: oh, my gosh, you got that "squid games." [ talking over each other at one point you said the squirfs. [ laughter ] i was like, that's a new thing the squirfs. okay -- wow, you guys are good >> this is really stressing me out! >> jimmy: this is a show that -- no, this is fun, fun, fun, fun game. this is the showdown round
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all right, elizabeth and gaten, you will give clues, okay? >> no. >> jimmy: tariq and i will guess. we got this. tariq and i will guess, okay >> all right, all right. >> jimmy: we already got the hard ones out of the way "minions" -- >> "minions" and "90 day fiance." >> jimmy: "90 day fiance." >> what? >> jimmy: yeah, of course, yeah your clues were good that was good. >> okay. >> jimmy: yeah, sleeping - >> i was going into day. >> jimmy: now it all makes sense. it all makes sense, yeah you actually even said -- you spelled out 90 and i still didn't get it. [ laughter ] all right. you guys both give the same clues at the same time whichever team guesses first wins 10,000 points and the whole game >> okay. perfect. so this is all i need. this is all we need. >> tariq: you go this, elizabeth. >> do we have to pick one of these? >> jimmy: yeah you guys -- you pick the same number >> why am i so nervous [ audience shouting numbers >> jimmy: i get it >> i'm seeing a lot of tens. okay, perfect. >> jimmy: here we go >> okay. >> okay. >> mm-hm all right. >> got it. [ laughter ] >> tariq: okay >> jimmy: wait, they both got it hold on a second i don't know if i'm ready. [ laughter ] [ talking over each other >> it's weird. >> tariq: tv show.
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>> jimmy: tv "naked and afraid. [ dinging [ cheers and applause ♪ >> jimmy: my thanks to elizabeth olsen, gaten matarazzo, tariq trotter we're talking to elizabeth after the break. stick around, everybody. [ cheers and applause ♪ "running up that hill," by the way, how about that? >> right >> jimmy: that's taking a life of its own >> it's great for me >> jimmy: yeah >> because it's replaced "never ending story." >> jimmy: oh, yeah, that was your - >> it's awesome. ♪ let me down ♪ ♪ ♪ let me down easy ♪ ♪ ♪ ooh ♪ ♪ ♪
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>> jimmy: our first guest stars in one of the biggest movies of the summer, "doctor strange in the multiverse of madness," which is streaming on disney plus and she also co-wrote this book, "hattie harmony: worry detective," which is available anywhere books are sold. please welcome, elizabeth olsen, everybody [ cheers and applause ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: welcome. welcome back did you -- that was stressful. >> yeah. i have, like, quite an adrenaline rush right now. >> jimmy: you do >> yes, i do >> jimmy: but do you like this is this the way we should always do it a game with you before we talk >> yeah, it kind of breaks the ice in a nice way. >> jimmy: yeah >> my heart rate is still really high. >> jimmy: i'm very competitive
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i'm sorry about that, yeah >> i didn't know that i would be decent, actually. and i -- so that was -- that's good >> jimmy: you were phenomenal, by the way [ cheers and applause >> i felt like i was okay. >> jimmy: you were more than decent you were more than decent. >> no. i just thought it was going to be real bad, and i wasn't as bad as - well - [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: this interesting though, to me, because last time you were on the show, we were talking about "doctor strange. >> yes, we were. >> jimmy: and you were like, "i don't -- i don't -- jimmy, i don't know i never know if the movie is going to be big or not big i just don't know. i do my best and blah, blah, blah." and i go, "it's going to be giant. you were like, "i just don't -- i don't know." and it went on to make over $950 million >> i don't know. >> jimmy: almost a billion dollars. [ cheers and applause >> i don't know. >> jimmy: what do you mean you don't know >> no, but i guess it did. it did >> jimmy: it definitely did it yes, it did. it's a giant, massive hit. >> that's a wild number. >> jimmy: it's an insane number >> it's a weird number that i can't really -- i don't know what to equate it to those numbers. >> jimmy: but you haven't seen it, still? >> no, i haven't seen it, still. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah is it because, just, you don't see your own movies. are you one of those >> i wish. no, i'm not one of those i'm like one of those people who, like, wants to study something so i can figure out how to make it better. >> jimmy: yeah so, you just haven't gotten
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around to it >> no. i had a cold when we had the premiere, and i didn't want to sit through it >> jimmy: you did have a cold? >> i did have a cold >> jimmy: i remember that. >> and then i -- yes, because i was here, and you gave me that spray. >> jimmy: yeah did it work? >> it was fabulous >> jimmy: all right, good. >> yeah. and so, i asked them to send me a copy, so i could watch it. and it was -- like, it had my name on it, and then it had, like, the time i was watching it and i didn't want to watch it like that. >> jimmy: oh, because it's marvel, it's very tricky when you -- >> yes >> jimmy: they call them the screeners. >> yes >> jimmy: and if they give you a screener of a movie, you go, "oh, my gosh." but they put a water mark on it in case you somehow sell it illegally. >> yeah, so my name would be on it, and the exact time and date >> jimmy: imaging doing that imagine if you did that. >> and it was just, like, distracted >> jimmy: it doesn't seem like you. >> could you imagine if i did do that. >> jimmy: it doesn't seem like you, at all, to me, to do that >> yeah. >> jimmy: are you going to do more marvel? >> i hope so they don't tell me anything about my fate. so, i -- >> jimmy: they don't even let you know that you're coming
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back >> no. i don't know >> jimmy: but, you're -- i mean, you can -- >> i should come back. [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: of course. of course, you should come back >> but i really -- i don't know i like -- i want, like, fans to be, like, so aggressive. >> jimmy: yeah >> you know, and like terrify them into doing it or something. >> jimmy: no no - >> i mean, that's not a good way to do anything actually. i really take that back. >> jimmy: no, well the fans love you >> yeah. no one needs to use, like, force. >> jimmy: no we love you. we just want to see more of you. >> i would love to do more "wandavision," you just crushed that as well [ cheers and applause i would -- i would do that -- i would love any -- i would love any of the -- all of the above >> it would be fun >> jimmy: all of the above >> yeah. and i'll watch the movie >> jimmy: yes. >> it's streaming, i heard >> jimmy: yes, it is there you go >> yeah. >> jimmy: and your name will be on it for a little bit at the top. [ laughter ] and then you're in the whole movie. can we talk about this - >> yes, please >> jimmy: last time you were here we unveiled the cover "hattie harmony: worry detective. >> yeah. >> jimmy: tell me about this you wrote this during the pandemic >> yes, i did, with my husband and we were already wanting to write children's books pre-pandemic >> jimmy: yeah >> and it made sense to write one about children's mental wellness or really just dealing
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with worries and anxieties for kids and teaching them emotional language for the first time. so, it's "hattie harmony: worry detective," and she is a cat who goes to school called wildwood elementary. and she helps her friends identify their worries and then she gives them tools on how to deal with it >> jimmy: it's so cute i love it. marissa valdez does the illustration >> yeah, very cute illustrations. if i do say so myself. >> jimmy: yeah, i love the -- this is where someone has butterflies in their stomach, and she gets a butterfly net to get them out >> pearl peppercorn, the porcupine, has butterflies in her stomach. >> jimmy: i saw there's -- there's this photo that you and your husband have been doing that's going around on the internet >> yeah. >> jimmy: i want to say flat hattie >> flat hatties. >> jimmy: this is flat hattie. where are you here >> we're in italy pre-getting covid. >> jimmy: yeah this is before, yeah >> yeah, and so, we -- yeah, so we'd take hattie with us wherever we'd go
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and my husband carries her literally everywhere, the gym, dodger games >> jimmy: yeah i love that -- here it is -- >> we're really big dodger fans >> jimmy: you're giant dodger fans [ cheers and applause >> we're giant dodger fans and so, every single player with a kid on the team, they don't know this yet, but they will be getting a "hattie harmony. >> jimmy: 'cause you love them that much? >> we love the dodgers >> jimmy: but anyone out there, you can draw your hattie harmonies, and start flat hattie'ing around wherever you are. is it true that i heard hattie is here, tonight >> it is true. >> jimmy: somewhere in the audience >> she's a really big fan. >> jimmy: she's a fan? >> she's a big fan of "the tonight show" and the roots. >> jimmy: and the roots, of course >> and so she wanted to be here >> jimmy: can we see her oh, there she is oh, my gosh. >> and that's my beautiful husband, robbie arnett >> jimmy: and, of course, that is your awesome husband. hey, buddy, good to see you, pal. [ cheers and applause congrats on the book
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♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: our next guest is a very talented actor and friend of the show who you can see in "stranger things. season four volume two comes out on friday, i cannot wait [ cheers and applause he is also returning to broadway in the musical "dear evan hanson. everyone please welcome gaten matarazzo! [ cheers and applause ♪ ♪
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[ cheers and applause >> jimmy: the charades champion >> right >> jimmy: yes! we are the champs. >> not deserved. >> jimmy: no, not at all >> at all. >> jimmy: not at all by the way, you kept saying, "hey, we're going to come back we're going to come back." and what did we do >> exactly >> jimmy: came back. unbelievable yeah, i want to talk about this, "dear evan hanson. >> yeah. >> jimmy: you're coming back to broadway >> i am. >> jimmy: are you -- [ cheers and applause >> thank you very much >> jimmy: do you -- is it like riding a bike? do you go, i know how to do this broadway >> um, a little bit. it's more -- so if that's riding a bike, this is kind of like getting on a motorcycle >> jimmy: oh, it is? >> yeah, a little bit, just because i haven't been -- i haven't run in a show long term, consistently since i was 12 and that was before my voice changed. i was only doing four shows a week then. now i'm doing eight. >> jimmy: wow, you can just imagine it's just so straining on your voice to do --
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>> especially -- yeah, this show is -- is not kind to most of the performers in it. and i'm playing jared. i'm very, very excited and -- >> jimmy: wow. when does it begin when -- when do you open >> i open july 19th. >> jimmy: wow. >> yeah. [ cheers and applause it is soon >> jimmy: that whole cast of "stranger things" can all sing >> a good portion, yes >> jimmy: it's a talented cast >> some of them much better than i can, yeah >> jimmy: do you -- i think season one, do you remember that you were doing this thing that all the rest of the cast was getting annoyed by you kept singing "oh, my god." [ laughter ] do you remember this we had a - ♪ oh, my god ♪ >> yeah, that one. >> jimmy: yeah, you kept singing oh, my god >> yeah, that one. >> jimmy: and everyone was like, "will you stop saying that?" but that was your -- that was your catch phrase at the time. >> at the time, yeah i wanted something that, like, they'd hear just in the distance and be like, "there he is and --" >> jimmy: yeah can you do it one more time? ♪ oh, my god ♪ >> i was better at it when i was, like, 14. i was better at -- [ laughter ] >> jimmy: no, it's so good that should be -- someone should sample that and put it in a song. >> well, it's better when the roots can -- accompany you with
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it >> jimmy: can you do a little bit of a - ♪ oh, my god ♪ >> yeah. of course. it's perfect ♪ >> jimmy: oh, my god >> that's what we need, yeah >> jimmy: in the show -- i guess i got to see "never ending story," of course >> yeah. >> jimmy: we'll get to that. "running up that hill," by the way, how about that? >> right >> jimmy: that's taking a life of its own >> it's great for me >> jimmy: yeah >> because it's replacing "neverending story." >> jimmy: oh, because that was your thing >> oh, yeah. that was - [ talking over each other >> jimmy: now it's on -- >> now, it's sucks for sadie yeah, but i'm in the clear for a bit. [ laughter ] it's awesome >> jimmy: when sadie was on the show, she was -- i was talking about vecna. >> yeah. >> jimmy: it was the new character who has kind of taken off a little bit that show, "stranger things. yeah, here's -- here's vecna and she said she had a very -- >> there he is >> jimmy: i think he -- was he frightening on the set
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and she goes, "actually no because i had -- first time i met vecna, he was eating a a sandwich." [ laughter ] kind of takes all the frightening out when he's eating a hoagie. just chomping on a hoagie. >> it reminds -- i saw him once during filming of volume one i saw -- >> jimmy: vecna. >> yeah, i saw vecna sitting there. and i looked over like, "hi, it's great to see you. i haven't seen since the table read." and he was just like, "yeah, how are you? it's good to see you." like just in a lawn chair. like feet up, and like whole-half, done up in vecna gear it is unsettling >> jimmy: yeah >> and just bonkers. >> jimmy: from the waist down wearing, like, sweat pants >> yeah, pretty much i think. i think if i remember correctly, i was kind of drawn towards his messed up face but -- [ laughter ] >> jimmy: and he's just talking to you like he's not vecna >> yeah, it was like, "how are you? he's like, "it's good to see you. like, he looked exhausted. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: when you're doing this, you go, "okay. oh my gosh, we have -- they go, "there's two new episodes coming out. and you go - >> yeah. >> jimmy: yeah they go, "two? that's it? and then you go --
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>> no, no, no, no. >> jimmy: every episode is like - the first episode's like, two hours? >> the first episode -- the eighth episode is like, think probably an hour and a half. but episode nine is getting close to two and a half hours. it's a movie >> jimmy: that is a movie right there. >> it's a movie, yeah. >> jimmy: coming out >> i know. [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: i want to show everyone a clip. here's gaten matarazzo in season four of "stranger things." take a look at this. >> hey, steve. >> did you guys see this >> how many phones do you have >> somebody was murdered >> how many phones do you have >> two why? >> technically three if you count keith's in the back. >> three works >> what are you doing? woah, what are you - >> my pile >> no, no, no, no. not my tapes dude what are you doing, man? >> setting up base of operations here. >> base of operations? >> stop. get off of that. >> no. i need it. >> need it for what? >> looking up eddie's friends' phone numbers. >> oh, eddie you new best friend eddie who you think is cooler than me because he plays your nerdy game >> yes i never said that. >> seriously you guys, maybe on a monday you can play around here like toddlers, but it's saturday it's our busiest day >> all right, look robin, i totally empaphize but this cannot wait until monday? >> what, because calling all of eddie's friends is an emergency? >> correct
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>> do you want me to strangle him? or do you want to do that? >> we can take turns >> jimmy: yeah, it's fun [ cheers and applause gaten matarazzo, everybody season four volume two of "stranger things" is on netflix this friday. and you can see gaten in "dear evan hanson" on broadway, starting july 19th we have stand up from samantha ruddy when we come back, everybody. come on back [ cheers and applause ♪ and doug. [power-drill noises] alright, limu, give me a socket wrench, pliers, and a phone open to they customize your car insurance, so you only pay for what you need... and you could even save $652 when you switch. ok, i need a crowbar. and a blowtorch. [teddy bear squeaks] [doug sighs] limu, call a mechanic. only pay for what you need. ♪ liberty. liberty. liberty. liberty. ♪ (vo) red lobster's seafood summerfest is fire! only pay for what you need. turn up for the grilled lobster, shrimp and salmon trio
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♪ [ cheers and applause >> thank you it's great to be here. i flew on a tiny plane, like three years ago, and every day since has just been a nice bonus. [ light laughter ] it was so small they had to take our weights my girlfriend called me. she was like, "sam, i need to know how much you weigh. i was like, "oh, um, 160 pounds?" she was like, "i need your real weight." [ laughter ] "'cause it's to balance the plane out. i was like, "oh, sorry uh, 180 pounds?" she was like, "the plane will crash. [ laughter ] "we will not get to see my family this weekend. i was like, "oh, i'm so sorry. i didn't know that we wouldn't have to hang out with your family." [ laughter ]
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"i weigh 50 pounds." [ laughter and applause i don't even like flying on regular planes -- too risky. the most dangerous thing that i do, is i cut my own hair [ light laughter ] and i only do that because i got the worst haircut of my life from a salon. it was so bad that before the woman was even finished, she said, "ah, it'll grow back." [ laughter ] she gave me, like, swoopy bangs in the front, and then spikey on top she gave me the karen. [ light laughter ] and you know what the worst part was i couldn't even complain [ laughter and applause because that's exactly what a karen would do [ light laughter ] she'd be like, "do you want to talk to the manager? because you look like you do." [ laughter ]
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one nice thing about cutting my own hair is it saves money i am horrible with money, and i can pinpoint the exact moment where things went wrong. my senior year of high school -- we got to pick electives. i chose to take philosophy instead of money management. [ light laughter ] and to this day, i cannot balance a checkbook. but i do know nothing about philosophy either. [ laughter and applause people are like, "why is your credit score so low? and i'm like, "can one truly score your credit? [ laughter ] they can it's 540 [ laughter ] another reason i think i'm bad with money is 'cause my mom never let me do anything for myself she still does i wanted to buy a violent videogame. she cut me off on my way to the cashier, she was like, "hey, mr. gamestop, i just have to ask -- is this game violent?" and he was like, "yeah."
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[ light laughter ] and my mom said, "well, i'm just worried about my kid playing it." and he goes, "well, how old's your kid?" and my mom says, "29." [ laughter ] and then i swear to god he just looked at me and he was like, "is it this woman? [ laughter ] i was like, "you heard the lady can i handle it or not?" [ light laughter ] i couldn't [ light laughter ] it's really violent. i have nightmares every night. don't play "madden." [ laughter and applause thanks thank you, thanks. i love football, but i've been trying to get into the nba, 'cause it's way gentler. you know, even the team names in the nba are less aggressive than nfl team names. the nfl is like, "we're the minnesota vikings. we're fierce." the nba is like, "we're the utah jazz. [ laughter and applause "we're difficult to
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appreciate." [ laughter ] "we're the denver nuggets. we're four for a dollar. i didn't have any choice but to like sports. i grew up with three brothers. we like to argue over who my mom's favorite is. but even more than that, we like to argue over who her least favorite is. i thought i was gonna get her the other day. i was like, "mom, you're trapped in a room with the four of us and a killer one of us has to go, who do you pick?" she was like, "well, i guess i would pick me. oh and then she said, "because i have interest in being trapped in a room with even three of you. [ laughter ] she has a vicious sense of humor. one time my brother called me an ignoramus she said, "hey, you can't talk to her like that you have to use smaller words. [ laughter and applause all right, thank you so much i really appreciate it [ cheers and applause ♪ >> jimmy: hey! come on, pal samantha ruddy
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"logging out" is available on apple music. we'll be right back, ladies and gentlemen. [ cheers and applause ♪
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♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ♪ >> announcer: from 30 rockefeller plaza in new york, it's "late night with seth meyers. tonight -- wanda sykes, star of "conjuring kesha," kesha, author patrick radden keefe, featuring the 8g band with jonathan ulman ♪ [ cheers and applause and now, seth meyers [ cheers and applause >> seth: good evening, i'm seth meyers. this is "late night. we hope you're doing well tonight. and now, we are going to get to the news the house committee investigating the capitol attack


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