it's next. the news cont ues stre captioning sponsored by cbs >> texas senator ted cruz making news. first, in his new book, the senator admits to hiding in a supply closet during the insurrection. and then last night, he was booed and flipped off by angry fans at yankee stadium. >> remember when those insurrections wanted to murder you? >> it's time for the seventh inning stretch. this one is dedicated to senator ted cruz. (sung to "take me out to the ball game:) >>ou: it's "lateshithen colbert"

tonight: third time's the charm. plus, stephen welcomes: secretary pete buttiieg and ina garten featuring louis cato and the late show band. and now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, it's stephen colbert! ♪ ♪ ♪ ( applause ). >> stephen: wos oo! ♪ ♪ ♪

( cheers and applause ) >> stephen: happy monday. >> audience: stephen! stephen! >> stephen: thank you very much, everybody. you're very kind. welcome, one and all, to "the late show." i am your host, stephen colbert. we've been off for a week. we've been off for a week. we're tanned. we're rested, we're ready. a lot of stuff happened. if you're a brit-o-phile, there's huge news in merry old u.k. because they're getting a new prime minister! i don't quite understand how they have a new one, because they vote on the other side of the road. but however they do it, it's official: the u.k.'s next prime minister will be former chancellor rishi sunak, who will be britain's first leader of south asian

descent, its first hindu prime minister, and the nation's first leader of color. which means britons will be able to run their entire power grid off the turbines connected to queen victoria spinning in her grave. ( laughter ) ( applause ) you know. a different view. different view on such matters, was what i'm saying. sunak got the job after the former prime minister liz truss resigned on thursday. wow. # rough year to be a liz in the u.k. ( laughter ) someone check on liz hurley. truss now holds the distinction of being the u.k.'s shortest-serving prime minister ever after holding the title for just 45 days. that's not a term in office. that's a juice cleanse. ( laughter ) ( applause ) so... ( cheers and applause ) nothing? nothing? thank you. congratulations to incoming prime minister sunak. and, liz, to commemorate your

historically short term in office, we've compiled all our favorite moments from your term. ("i will remember you" playing) ( laughter ) ( applause ) >> stephen: speaking of voting, please do it while you still can, because as the midterms approach, a recent "new york times"/siena college/wendy's baconator poll shows 71% of all voters believe that democracy is at risk. and the other 29% say, "this poll is rigged! hang mike pence!" ( cheers and applause ) i don't-- i don't know-- hang mike pence? so 71% believes democracy is in peril, and yet, only 7% identified that as the most important problem facing the country. kind of hard to fix anything else without a functioning democracy: "hello, 9-1-1?

i just crashed my pontiac into a tree, and now it's on fire. can you send someone immediately to fix my six-cd changer? yes, i still have a 6-cd changer. dire straits. brothers in arms." ( laughter ) ♪ he got the action." great song. these poll results have raised concerns that democratic erosion may have sent many citizens on a downward spiral of feeling powerless, apathetic, and disconnected. yeah, but what can you do? it doesn't matter. i don't wanna think about it. ( laughter ) by the way, "powerless, apathetic, and disconnected" were the original names for snap, crackle, and pop. ( laughter ) ( applause ) if you want to feel-- some delicious cereal. part of this complete breakfast. if you want to feel better about democracy, don't think about the fact that the newest senator from georgia could soon be g.o.p. nominee any... ( booing )

and steroids urkel, herschel walker. walker has gotten in trouble multiple times for lying about being a police officer. so in a recent debate, his opponent, raphael warnock, called him out on it. >> one thing i have not done-- i have never pretended to be a police officer. ( cheers ) and i've never threatened a shootout with the police. >> well, i have to respond to that. >> we are moving on, gentlemen. >> no, no, i have to respond to that. and you know what's so funny? i am working with many police officers. >> stephen: now, critics say he can't just pull out a prop badge to prove he's a cop, to which i say: tell that to the sheriff of party city-- ( cheers and applause ) pull it over! okay. that's-- that's real!

where i am also fire chief, head nurse, and royalty-free wizard child. "expectum no lawsuit!" ( cheers and applause ) herschel's defending his sham badge, claiming it was given to him by the cobb county sheriff, which makes him an honorary deputy. okay! but that doesn't make you a real cop! that's why flight attendants never say, "attention, passengers, we have a medical emergency in the cabin. does anybody here have an honorary doctorate? fine art or better only. no dance. the. but walker's grabbed that crazy ball and is running with it. his campaign ordered 1,000

imitation plastic law enforcement badges that say "i'm with herschel" as a fundraising tool. a thousand toy badges. that's perfect. that's one for each of his sehiren. ( cheers and applause ) ♪ ♪ ♪don't know where that came. i don't know where that came from. we're learning more about the former president's time in office from investigative journalist and grandpa at the zoo who just saw a penguin, bob woodward. woodward has released several books about the former president based on phone interviews. and now he's releasing an audiobook containing recordings of the full eight hours of interviews. wood w5rd described the former president as "the wrong man for the job." now, after relistening to the audio, he says, "i realize i didn't go far enough. the former president is an unparalleled danger." really, bob?

now you're realizing this? i look forward to your next op-ed: "something seems off about this harvey weinstein guy." ( laughter ) ( applause ) oop-ed. op-ed. op-ed. how's it going? "the washington post" published a few of the clips. and, yeah, they're bad. here's how the former president spoke about covid at the height of the pandemic. >> was there a moment in all of this, last two months, where you said to yourself, "ah, this is the leadership test of a lifetime"? >> no. i don't take responsibility for this. >> stephen: it's also what he says on eric's birthday. the recordings-- ( applause ) ♪ ♪ ♪ the recordings also capture how special it was for him to meet kim jong-un.

>> the c.i.a. says about. kim jong-un that he's "cunning, crafty, but ultimately stupid." >> i disagree. he's cunning. he's crafty. and he's very smart. you know, i'm the only one that knows. i'm the only one he deals with. he won't deal with anybody else. else. the word chemistry. you meet somebody and you have a good chemistry. you meet a woman. in one second, you know whether or not it's all going to happen. ( laughter ) >> stephen: wow. ( laughter ) did he and kim jong-un... i mean, whatever. wharf makes you happy. love is love, but it really gives a whole new meaning to

"little rocket man." a penis meaning. turning to the world of sport, it's official: the houston astros and philadelphia phillies will face each other in the world series. for new yorkers, it's hard to pick a team to back, considering the astros are cheaters, and the phillies... are from philly. laught ) down in philly, to prepare for the victory, philadelphia-- a town that historically enjoys chaotic street-based, sports-related revelry so much, that this weekend, officials greased light poles in the city. and yet, after the phillies victory, the fans were undeterred. yeah, baby! get up there! that's where all the fun is! what can i say, "drunk finds a way." ( laughter ) the astros punched their ticket to the series yesterday by sweeping the yankees, but new yorkers took their frustrations out on one astros fan in particular: senator ted cruz, who was in the city for the game. man, new york does have a rat problem. ( laughter ) ( applause )

♪ ♪ ♪ one yankees fan captured this video of the senator leaving the game. >> (bleep) you, you racist piece of (bleep). (bleep) you. (bleep) you, man. you (bleep) suck, dude. you're a di. you go to (bleep) hell, dude. remember when trump called your wife ugly? remember that? remember when trump called your wife ugly and then you nominated him? (bleep) you, you (bleep) piece of (bleep). remember when those insurrectionists wanted to murder you? >> you fat (bleep)! you ugly piece of (bleep)! go to hell. get the (bleep) out of new york. trump called your wife ugly, and you loved it. you ugly (bleep). get the (bleep) out of here. eat my (bleep) you (bleep). ( cheers and applause )

>> stephen: to describe how tough n new yorkers are, that ws martha stewart. in fairness to ted, that's how yankees fans react to everyone. ( as announcer ) "please turn your attention to section 322 where little billy jones is celebrating his fourth birthday." >> "(bleep) you, billy! (bleep) you, you short piece of crap! can't even ride a bik yosuck!" we've got a great show for you tonight. my guests are transportation secretary pete buttigieg, and the barefoot contessa, ina garten. but when we come bck, "meanwhile!" stick around. ♪ ♪ ♪ ( applause ) had

i see it in my office all the time. kids getting hooked on flavored tobacco, including e-cigarettes. big tobacco lures them in with flavors like lemon drop and bubble gum,

candy flavors that get them addicted to tobacco products, and can lead to serious health consequences, even harming their brain development. that's why pediatricians urge you to vote yes on prop 31. it stops the sale of dangerous flavored tobacco and helps protect kids from nicotine addiction. please vote yes on 31. vote yes on prop 31. for you i wish many things... to see all the world can be. but most of all... i wish you'll never stop wishing. ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ( applause ) >> stephen: give it up for that band, right there, "the late show"" band right there.

louis cato. wooo! louis. oh, my goodness. oh, my goodness. oh, my gracious. louis, tonight. >> louis: tonight! >> stephen: tonight, my friend, we have some fantastic guests. i have had this gentleman on before, had this guy when he was still a mayor in indiana. secretary of transportation, pete buttigieg, is here tonight. >> louis: that's right. ( applause ) >> stephen: very popular. he's got that infrastructure money. i'm going to try to get him to build us a bridge. and then one of my favorite people, ina garten, barefoot contessa is going to be out here in a little while. tomorrow night, tomorrow night, we've got george r.r. martin. he's about that new dragon thing he's doing. he's got a new dragon thing. "rise of the dragon," i think. and also, banks repeta is going to be on here. oscar winner eddie r redmain. i support the montclair film

festival, and every year i interview people for that. i love the festival, and i get to meet ayersts. i got to spend about a half an hour talking to eddie redmayne. it's called "the goodeners," with jessica chastain. he plays a nurse who police think killed 400 people. yeah, have a good show. have a good show. try not to think about it. i also interviewed brendan frazier in "the whale." we're in the middle of the brenassaince. and i saw the new "knives out" movie, "glass onion." amazing. and this friday i am interview daniel craig in support of the montclair film festival, hour and a half, you get to ask questions. i'll talk to him for an hour, half an hour audience questions. it's going to be fantastic. you can go get the tickets right now if you'd like to see it,

you're in the new york-new jersey area. scan the q.r. code. please join us. it's going to be sexy. ithink so. ( applause ) folks, if you watch this show, you know i spend a lot of time right over there surveying the forest of news, hewing the most topical northern white cedar stories bracing the day's jokes over a sturdy boatman's frame, and streamlining the vessel's thwarts and gunwales to create for you the whitecap-breaching seafarer's canoe that is my monologue. but sometimes, just sometimes, folks, i sputter awake in the swirling tidewaters of the jersey shore, lash some empty two-liter bottles of mountain dew: code red to a discarded tumble dryer. then, guided only by the light of a distant combination gas station-carl's jr., i pilot the condemned doom-ferry of news that is my segment: >> meanwhile! ( cheers and applause ) >> stephen: meanwhile, that's the only light i need to guide

me. this is the only light you need. meanwhile, in a real one-two punch of good news/bad news, the mcrib is back. but mcdonald's hints it's your last chance to enjoy it. well, let's be real. anyone who eats the mcrib knows that any mcrib could be their last. ( applause ) and the marketing is more than a little ominous with the message continuing, "order yours in the mcdonald's app for delivery or pickup before you say good-bye on 11/20/22. enjoy our famous pork sandwich as if it's your last!" ( laughter ) ( applause ) it's kind of dark. a little dark there, mcdonald's. explains your recent signage: "get the two for $5 dollar mix and match today, for we are born astride a grave, the light gleams an instant, then it's night once more."

( laughter ) ( applause ) meanwhile, in medical news, during this weekend's massive season finale of "doctor who," the doctor, who had been played by jodie whittaker, surprised and delighted fans by regenerating as none other than former doctor who david tennant! ( applause ) yeah! it was the most stunning return to a tv role since zombie dick clark strangled ryan seacrest to reclaim "new year's rockin' eve." ( laughter ) ( applause ) meanwhile, in a small town in washington state, a woman escaped a bear attack by punching it in the face. that is so badass and explains the forestry department's new signs: "in case of bear, call brenda to (bleep) some (bleep) up." ( applause ) local police report the woman

had no choice when she didn't see the bear coming, and was knocked to the ground after being charged by the adult female black bear as she was letting her dog out. reached for comment, the dog said, "i was totally gonna do something. i was gonna jump in there, but, like, i let her take this one. totally going after the next bear." meanwhile-- is benny here? is benny here? meanwhile, apple's hottest new accessory is a $330 physical lock that can unlock a door with a simple tap from an iphone or apple watch. but, of course, no headphone jack. ( laughter ) meanwhile, there's news from the world of big pasta, because barilla is being sued over not being made in italy. even worse, the noodles are voiced by chris pratt. ( laughter ) here's the scoop: barilla is marketed as "italy's number one brand of pasta," even though it's made in iowa and new york.

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♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ( applause ) >> stephen: hey, everybody! thank you, louis. ( applause ) ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to "the late show." folks, my first guest is the former mayor of south bend, indiana, who currently leads the united states department of transportation. please welcome back to "the late show," secretary pete buttigieg! ♪ ♪ ♪ ( plause )

>> stephen: thank you for being here. nice to see you. nice to see you. >> good to be back. >> stephen: i have to say, i was just thinking when you were coming out here, i always enjoy you coming here, not a lot of secretaries of transportation over the years have been on late-night talk shows. >> well, i'm glad to be part of changing that. >> stephen: you are, you are. you're a change-maker. we're coming up on the year anniversary of the infrastructure bill, right? >> that's right. >> stephen: so you've been out there making it rain all over the country. did-- is infrastructure fun? >> yeah! absolutely, yeah! >> stephen: what's the most fun thing about roads and bridges? >> i mean, fixing them, them not being broken. >> stephen: you like fixing stuff? >> yeah. i think there's a reason why children, for example, are fascinated, right, with trucks and roads and trains and planes.

it's exciting. you've just got to keep that sense of magic in it when you're doing the very hard blocking and tackling of actually building and maintaining that. >> stephen: you have the best set of tonka trucks of all time. >> all time. >> stephen: you've actually been interested in infrastructure for a long time. as the mayor of south end, here you are getting a giant check for the roads of south bend, $670,000. ( applause ) 2017. five years later, here you are as the secretary of transportation, giving up on the the giant novelty check for $19.5 million in new hampshire. ( applause ) i mean, talk to me about the big novelty check. this seems like a pretty small check for $19.5 million. shouldn't the size of the check reflect the size of the amount so if you into billions, you

need a flatbed truck to bring the check. >> it would be hard to fit it on a plane, though. i think it is important to not be too subtle about the message. i think sometimes folks forget what government is doing for if we fail to make it clear. of course it's not just about the check. it's about the results. the project we're doing there in new hampshire for example is going to help them in a very blue collar town that hasn't gotten the attention it's needed for its downtown streets, we're going to help them transform the economic opportunities for that community, with funding that will redo its streetscapes and they have a biomass power plant nearby which has to do a lot to-- they have a cooling tower, and there are ways they can route some of the coolant, the water that comes from that tower, under the sidewalks, melting the snow and saving taxpayer money on the process of plowing it. so as a former mayor -- >> stephen: so the power plant melts the sidewalk. ( applause ). >> they're basically taking the waste heap, it helps the power plant cool off-- get rid of their waste heap, and helps melt

the snow. and anyone knows the battle of mayor versus snow is second only to the battle of mayors versus potholes. the great kind of predator-prey relationships in local government. and now i get to be someone who is helping mayors across the country, like i used to be, deal with things like that. >> stephen: so as the secretary of transportation, the infrastructure bill is $1.2 trillion. >> yup. >> stephen: okay. when you were mayor, rounding up to the nearest trillion, how much money did you-- did you have at your control then? >> so it would be about, uh, what is that like a percent-- much, much less. >> stephen: rounding up to the first trillion would be 1 trillion. >> yes. >> stephen: rhoades scholar? >> yes, technically. >> stephen: does it make you mad or do you get frustrated when people who voted against the bill, like rick scott, and representative tony gonzalez,

don't refuse the money, and then actually make a big deal about having gotten the money for their constituents? >> it is striking that people went to the floor of the house or senate and said no, this infrastructure funding should not happen. and 24e7b they can't wait to be there, when that funding is coming to their district. but -- >> stephen: do you make them hold the big check? >> i hadn't t thought about tha. that would be good. >> stephen: you and the check and them. >> there's nothing better than seeing a skeptic become a conconvert. i call it the sincerest form of flattery if someone was against yourless and when it's benefiting people who live in their communities they can't hug you close enough. i'll say, this politics aside, the people who live in those communities shouldn't be punished because their senator orhouse member said no to this funding. we're going to serve everybody equally. ( applause ). >> stephen: i suspect you would say something like that. i suspected you would have the-- the best interest of the american people at heart. >> well, thanks, i'd like to

think that's how we think about things. it comes from the top. it can be frustrating, politically, when you see that sort of stuff go on. but, look, this is part of a pattern that we've often seen where many congressional republicans take stances that seem to be more about the problem than about the solution. so, you know, you look at-- even the things that they talk about the most often-- immigration, inflation-- i mean, of all the things congressional republicans have proposed, policy-wise, can anybody name the top five things that they've suggested to fight inflation? can anyone name three? how about one? you know, they voted no on the inflation reduction act that was about lowering prices for americans. and i would have loved nothg more than to have a debate between the democratic inflation reduction act and the republican inflation reduction act on the house of the floor and senate and argued over which one was better. but there was only one, and it was ours. and, luckily, it passed.

( applause ) >> stephen: we have to take a quick break. when we come back, i will ask the secretary what it's like to be a new father. stick around, everybody.

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candidate in 2020. and whenever, you know, down the road you ever run for office again, whether it's, you know, two years from now or 18 months from now-- ( laughter ) ( applause ) how do you feel about the fact that there are 300 republican candidates on the ballot in just a few weeks who question the legitimacy of the last election, and some who outright believe it should be overturned? you saw "the new york times" poll, 71% of americans believe that democracy is in peril. how do you run for office and do so to a public that is losing its faith in the legitimacy or at least the efficacy of their vote? >> so, one of the most important principles in democracy is that when you lose, you accept the outcome. and i've had to do that. winning is much more fun than

losing, i've done both, but when you lose you accept the outcome. and the reason that is so important is because we expect the same thing from citizens in terms of policy decisions. in other words, parent of what it means to live in a democracy is that we have this process for getting decisions that all of us have to live by-- those of us who agreed with the decision and those of us who were against it, whether it's a court decision or a decision by congress on what the law ought to be. so if we all have to live with the outcome of each of these policy choices, it's only fair that the people who make them have to live with the outcome of when we choose which one of them is going to be in charge. that's how the bargain works. ( applause ) >> stephen: since the last time-- since the last time you and i were here together, you're now a dad. you and your husband are now dads of twins. ( applause ) how has-- how has being a parent changed your view of your role

asa citizen and your role as a public servant and the importance of our country? >> i mean, it changes everything because, first of all, you're training your replacement, right. so you're -- >> stephen: they are here to replace us. >> yeah. so you have a different relationship with the future. and i think politics and policy is all about the future. it's definitely true with infrastructure, because we're making decisions that will, you know, my children, when they are old, will be depending in some cases on bridges and tunnels and trains and airports and things woo we're going to build right now in the early 2020s. the same way we, for better or worse, depend on infrastructure that was built 100 years ago. at work, i think about that differently. at home, i think the biggest thing you discover-- the first thing that amazed me, i think chaft and i know me it both, when you hold them in your arms how tiny and how vulnerable they are and how completely dependent they are on you. most animals, most mammals, within a day or two they can

kind of stagger around and, you know, you have an infant in your hands, and they just literally can't do anything without-- without you. but then what's amazing is in very short order, as you take care of them, you realize how dependent you are, because you as a parent can't do anything without friends and family and loved ones, and i would add, you know, living in a society that is organized in order to at least attempt to make it easy to raise children. so you begin by realizing how dependent they are on you, and then you come to realize how dependent you are on everybody else. and it's changed our relationships in a beautiful way, but to-- to our own parents and to our neighbors and to our friends and everybody who is involved in this incredible project of raising human beings. ( applause ) >> stephen: mr. secretary. thank you for being here. good luck with the human being thing, it's relentless.

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♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ( applause ) >> stephen: hey, everybody, welcome back to "the late show."

ladies and gentlemen, you know my next guest as a beloved food network star, a bestselling cookbook author, or simply as "the barefoot contessa." please welcome back to "the late show," ina garte ♪ ♪ ♪ ( applause ) >> how fun is this? >> stephen: it's so nice to see you. since you are here i think we need to contessa up this interview space just a little bit, spread that out a little bit there. >> it's appropriate for a contessa. >> stephen: there you go, there you go. this is the barefoot contessa. what did you make? >> stephen: this is yours. >> from my new book. >> stephen: this is your water

melon martini. >> say good night, everybody. >> stephen: it could just be for show, if you want. >> is the glass big enough? >> stephen: and these, these right here. >> oh, yes! >> stephen: chipotle cheddar crackers from my new book. r.n.a. >> are they good. >> stephen: sweet lord. ( cheers and applause ). >> stephen: thank you for being here. >> so happy to be here. ( applause ) not bad, right gli could chug that like gatorrade, but i won't. your 13th book. >> yeah, isn't that crazy? it's called "go-to-dinners." you-- you really-- you say that the pandemic changes your idea of a go-to dinner. .>> it did. >> stephen: how so. >> because you were cooking all the time. i was working on a cookbook. i was doing recipes for

instagram so people could figure out what to do with what was in their pantries. i was doing a recipe for instagram. and then i realized i had to make breakfast, lunch, and dinner. i was like oh, my god! this is nuts. so i found that if i could make-- instead of making, like, lamb and orso and, you know, all kinds of vegetables, if i could make one thing, it was really great. so i would make eggs in purgatory. >> stephen: what's eggs in purgatory? >> it's a tomato sauce with poached eggs on it, and it was just delicious. it was really satisfying, but it was one thing. or, like, chicken with orso and chicken in a pot with orzo. it's a big pot with chicken and orzo-- >> stephen: your lamb shanks one-pot dinners was amazing. i watch you every night before i come out here. >> do you, really. >> stephen: when i am being made up-- spoiler alert, this is make-up. me and the glam squad are

watching you tonight. >> i love that you watch cooking. >> stephen: i find you incredibly shooting. >> thank you. >> stephen: you're such a great presence on television. and it was right from the beginning, and i know that because we have a clip here of your very first show. >> you do. >> stephen: 20 years ago. >> 20 years ago. >> stephen: your very first show. jim. >> don't you just love fresh lemonade, not that stuff your mother used to bring home from the grocery store, but the real thing made with freshly squeezed lemons. it's just really tart and sweet and it's just so delicious. i'm going to jews about six lemons. it's about a cup of lemon juice. that's perfect. i thought lemonade would be great for a mediterranean feast, and for those of you who like a little something special, you can mix it with vodka. >> some things don't change! >> stephen: will so, 20 years in, there you are, right out of the-- fresh out of the egg, doing it perfectly. what have you learned over 20 years? how have you changed? >> i was absolutely terrified when i did that. >> stephen: really? >> just terrified.

>> stephen: you don't seem like it at all. >> when i furst saw the film and i thought, well, it wasn't as horrible as i thought it it was going to be. i said to my direct, "just think when i get comfortable with it, it's going to be much better." and she said, "not necessarily." she said, "that energy, that fear really keeps you alive. you show up. >> stephen: do you still get nervous? >> i'm still beside myself with fear. >> stephen: really? >> i can't get over it, but it seems to work. >> stephen: you have a new show called "be my guest," where you invite people, emily blunt, nathan hill, so far. to cook with you. >> we sit and talk and cook together and we take a little ride around east hampton. >> stephen: do you like interviewing people. >> i do. am i encroaching on your area here. i love it, i just love. you know what i love-- i'm sure you do,s too? i love the research. i liked with emily blunt to see

the first movie she ever made. >> stephen: which was? >> it's called "gideon's daughter." and she was fantastic, absolutely fantastic. so i get to see the arc of somebody's career, but also the problems they have. like emily had a stutter when she was a little girl. >> stephen: i didn't know that. >> and if she hadn't had a stutter, her teacher wouldn't have today sade to her, "you should try out for the school play." she had no interest in acting and that changed her life. i find those things really interesting to hear about people. >> stephen: speaking about people's early career. we just had pete buttigieg out here. >> i saw you. >> stephen: people may not know you worked in the white house for four years through the end of the ford and beginning the carter administration. do you miss anything about the white house? >> no. >> stephen: no happy memories? >> i mean, it was interesting. it was really fun. but it was in the 70s, and nothing happened. it drove me crazy. >> stephen: what do you mean nothing happened? >> nothing happen. .>> stephen: you can gas

prices, the camp david accord. >> you couldn't make anything happen. you send something to the bill, they'd take it out, we'd put it back in, they'd take it out, and it was a nightmare and it's so much worse now. >> stephen: i was going to say, now is not a bastion of... back then you sent your bill to the capil in your introduction to the new book, "go-to dinners," right there, it starts, "i love you. come for dinner. isn't that the invitation we all want to hear?" how does one get that invitation to dinner at your home? i'm asking for a friend. >> you're asking for a friend. >> stephen: i'm asking for a friend. >> tell your friend i would love your friend to come to dinner with his wife. >> stephen: really? can we bring anything? no, just yourselves. >> stephen: ina, another delightful book. thank you so much.

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