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♪ do your thing ♪ do your thing aah! uhh! i'll be by tomorrow for my stuff! oh, uh, call first. 'cause i might be having sex with a complete stranger! man: 45 minutes for a cab. this is ridiculous. cheese and rice! oh, yeah. oh, yeah! boy, you got it in there, didn't you, honey? thank you so much. i need a ride. get out of my way. [starts engine]

[revs engine] ooh! get in! just try to keep it on the road for a change. [tires screech] can't you get it any closer? i don't want to scratch the paint. [beep] what you do here, tom leezak? just open the gate, yuan. yuan: you and tom not together anymore. just open the gate, yuan! yuan: ok. ah.

[brakes screech] that one looks heavy. get that junk wagon out of here. right away, princess! not one word. are mom and dad home? no. they're at the emphysema ball. don't worry, peewee, we'll get this tom mess cleaned up. sarah. [crying softly]

[music playing softly] ♪ i want to feel something better... ♪ kyle. [kyle snoring] kyle. kyle. [snoring] ok, i'm home. so, you can leave whenever you want. [beep] sarah on answering machine: hi, this is tom and sarah, and we can't come to the phone right now because we're honeymooning in europe! yay! tom on answering machine: send a large wedding gift, or we won't call you back. i'm serious.

[beep] tom, kyle. i got your message. i'm sorry the honeymoon sucked. anyway, don't wig. i'll set up lodging in your place. and when you get back, we'll do some budweiser therapy. [beep] hi, sarah. it's peter. i thought i might catch you in. and, tom, if you're listening, buddy, i feel your pain. [beep] so where you been, man? you're on in 5. i walked over. i had to clear my head. so? what happened? i had the perfect relationship that was ruined by marriage. i mean, you saw it, right? we were perfect from the minute we met. right? yeah. in fact, it was nauseating. thank you, fred. blue 28! blue 28! watch the one! watch the one! set! hut!

i'm open! i'm open! whoo! ohh! football! huh? uhh! oof! oh. sorry! are you ok? yeah. you had nothing on it. ♪ i feel my wings have broken... ♪ cheers... sarah mcnerney. cheers, tom leezak. so what do you do when you're not joe montana? i work at knr radio. your traffic information station. so i have myself a real live radio host, huh? no. someday i'll be that guy. sports, hopefully. right now, i just do spot traffic reports. on the graveyard shift. every other week. when the full-time guy's sick.

[chuckles] you're that tom? yeah. you actually heard me on the air? yeah. i called in about a week ago, like 3 a.m. you said the pasadena freeway was all clear, so i took it and got stuck behind a jackknifed big rig for, like, 3 hours. sarah from beverly hills. who called me a... fathead. we got pretty heated. very heated. so, 3 a.m.? that's a little bit past your bedtime, right? how do you know my bedtime? i was wrapping up an auction. i'm a gofer at sotheby's. beverly hills, sotheby's. let me guess. marketing g major, stanford. smarty-pants in the front row. art history major, wellesley, back row. oh, back row. sweet! me, too. communications, burbank community college. you wanna hear the fight song? n-no, thank you. are you sure? i'm really good at-- no, really. thanks. that's a good choice. you're not... by any chance...

daughter of dan mcnerney... part owner of the lakers and dodgers mcnerney? i'll take that as a yes. you ready to get your ass kicked at eightball, leezak? ha ha ha ha. you are dreaming, wellesley. i went to day care in a pool hall. oh. pretty confident there, huh, fathead? ♪ it doesn't mean anything [barking] bags, shush. bags, shh! ♪ i can try to justify ♪ ♪ but i still need you here with me ♪ ♪ you're my heart's desire [growling and barking] ♪ answers still are left behind... ♪

wow... yeah... tom, narrating: and that was it. a month later, we moved in together. and why the hell did we get married when we had loving each other so completely nailed? i don't know. 10 seconds. well, why does anyone get married? does it make sense to be with one person for your entire life? and people change. they grow. you're on, tom. maybe we'd still be together if i'd gotten the proposal right. but no. the proposal is critical. and i blew it. tom! this is tom leezak with knr traffic at 2:06 a.m.

at this hour, there are approximately 7 vehicles on all southland freeways. so if you feel like skateboarding down the 405, stay tuned for another traffic update in 10 minutes on knr, your traffic information station. fred: and we're out. ok, tom, you gotta focus, all right, man? forget about proposals. forget about marriage. right? bags. do you have to grunt all the time? you're just like a little pig with hair. would you--oh, look at me. i'm just the cutest doggy in the world, world. i'm the cutest doggy in the world. throw the ball for me. i'll pull on your leg all day. bags! seriously, i will--

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go to rocskincare.com to save. sarah: it wasn't like bags to chase pigeons. this pigeon was cruel. it was... bags, he just... whoo, he just went for it. he was taunting. and...squawking. squawking? oh...squawking. [scoffs] at first, it was-- it was more of a--a-- more of a purring. coo. you know how they-- coo... yeah. you know, i mean, bags was-- you know got his attention. he has a low tolerance for those kinds of annoyances. but then it turned into this, like, shrill... c-caw... aiikkaa...aiiaaa, aiikk, aiikk, aiikk, aaiiaaa... you're lying.

what? your nostrils always flare when you lie. flare. flare! they're not flaring. i'm not lying. honey, i'm sorry. i'm sorry. i'm just really overwhelmed. promise we'll never lie to each other? it's a promise. i love you so much. listen...sarah... i want to marry you, tom leezak. i want to marry you, too.

yuan: why you bring dodge to front? park at service entrance. open the gat yuan. yuan: ok. here we go! [sarah whoops] [tom hums wedding march] well, well, well. what a surprise! oh, welcome to the family, tom. thank you, mrs. mcnerney. oh, you can call me pussy now. thank you. pussy? well, wonderful. wonderful!

yuan, champagne for everybody! knock it off, dickie! peewee, my youngest daughter... you little rebel... and you... tom leezak... you're... well... wonderful surprise. thank you, mr. mcnerney. i... i just hope that i can be... all that i can be. in this... family. well... i love sarah. that's all i need to know. well, you really missed the boat, didn't you, prentiss? yes, i did, dan. you bet your ass, you did. i should've been courting sarah

instead of putting in 19-hour days at the office. anyway, congratulations. to both of you. seriously, from my heart. thank you, peter. you're a lucky man. hey, i know that. grab a flute of bubbly and rise. everybody ready? why is peter prentiss here? dad's doing a business deal with him. all right, health, wealth, happiness! all: health, wealth, happiness! all right. peewee, 10-yard out. leezak, give me a 5-yard slant. you got this, man. don't worry about it. let's see what leezak's packing. ready? all right. and... break! break! peter: on one. ready? all: break! peter: you guys ready for this? down!

set! unh! oh. gee. [laughs] that was a hard one. that was a tough one. yeah! ha! that's what i'm talkin' about. what are you doing, willie? hey, i slipped. [groans] i still got my flag. i'm good. i'm good. oh, my peewee. always moving so fast. you move in together after a month, live together for 9 months, and now you're engaged. oh, i know you love him, but you know... sometimes it takes more than love to sustain a marriage. you need to be old enough to know who you are and what you want and who he is. oh, mom, he's wild and spontaneous and hysterical and offbeat, and on top of all that, he's centered and he's down to earth. he's everything i want, and we have this passion for each other

that's just...oh! i'm jealous. ha ha ha! all right. first thing tomorrow... we're gonna plan this wedding! [screams] hey, you. so i guess everyone thinks that we're crazy for doing this. now, when did we start caring about what other people think?

well, are you sure that you don't want to marry a guy like peter? if i wanted to know exactly what my life would be from here on out, i would marry a guy like peter. but i love not knowing. i love our messy loft, your beater car. ha ha. i want to start a life with you. [knock on door] mr. mcnerney: sarah? go. hi, daddy. peewee... marriage is like a business investment. its long-term viability is best established unemotionally. bottom line, daddy, we love each other. that is all that matters.

[cough] leezak. good night, sir.

you can't really love me. i know about gayle. i don't know what you're talking about. if you just tell me what happened... [ ding ] [ man ] 35th and archer. next stop hamilton. [ brakes hiss ] ♪ [ male announcer ] now you can watch hit tv shows on your iphone when you get at&t u-verse tv. at&t. rethink possible.

, @ @your iphone when you get at&t u-verse tv. mr. leezak. second man: big daddy leezak in the house! oh, i hope she doesn't spook on you, man. what do you mean? i love sarah. don't get me wrong, but... rich chicks spook. a powerful daddy plus family money equals expectations. expectations are like a fungal rot on a marriage. my marriage is not gonna have a fungal rot. we're gonna be happily married every day for the rest of our lives. unless she finds out that you slaughtered her dog.

oh, don't worry. i'll take that to my grave. ok... if you change your mind at the altar, just pass out. i'm not going to change my mind. ok. i'm just saying if you do, just hit the floor. thank you, but it's not gonna happen. so, uh, you're sure you're ready to give up your grazing rights? i'm not a grazer, kyle. well, what if you became one later in life? i mean, over the next 10 years, you're giving up 5 hayrides per year. so i can either be happily married to sarah or have 50 one-night stands. minimum. that's not even a choice. ok, ok. let's move on. are there any chicks you didn't have that you wish you had? you are, like, the worst best man ever. i can't believe she invited prentiss.

willie: you made it, buddy. hey, man. what's going on? did she ever hook up with that yahoo? they went backpacking in europe once. it was after high school. i don't think anything happened. whoa. you're getting married, and she didn't share the roster? she shared the roster. [thunder] merrick and bruce. what about prentiss? [thunder] and you never asked again? i won. it's irrelevant. oh. ok. as long as you're ok with a bogus roster. it's not a bogus roster. is he on, or is he off? he's...

shut up. huh? huh? [willie laughs] and you could've had peter. i did have peter. it wasn't that hot, ok? [laughs] excuse me? i was in seattle helping on an appraisal, ran into peter, we went out, i drank way too much, and before i knew it, we... tussled. you bad girl. i wanted to tell tom so many times, but he gets so jealous, you know? listen, it doesn't matter that he doesn't know. it's not like you guys were married, and even if you were-- no, no, no. it matters to me. it's like living a lie. i cannot live a lie. there will always be this big, fat elephant in the room with us. listen, peewee, never tell him. it's time to go, sarah.