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the second part of the bill is a per mile rate where you pay a few cents for each mile driven. in adam's case -- >> right now i'm paying $35 a month and 7 cents a mile after that. >> reporter: since adam only drives about 60 miles a month his mileage charge is less than five bucks. after switching to metro miles, his total insurance bill each month with liability and collision dropped from $130 to around 40. >> it's very affordable. >> reporter: wireless device called a pulse flying a put under his dashboard. it doesn't transmit information about how he drives, but does track the miles driven. you pay for what you use. >> reporter: mileage data as well as diagnostic information about the car can be accessed online or -- >> this information is also on the app on your phone, too. >> it is. >> reporter: simply put it's the price that's grabbing attention. after all -- >> if i'm saving money why not spread the word? >> indeed. pennsylvania is the sixth state metro mile is being offed but their expanding with adding new
jersey by the end of the year. no word on delaware just yet. >> jim, what if you drive a long distance on a family road trip. >> they have 150-mile a day cap. so even if you drive 500 miles in one day only charged for 150. >> really interesting. especially for me like you said who live in the city who don't drive that much. >> i posted the information on cbsphilly.com and i'll be putting it on facebook and twitter in the morning. >> good stuff. thank you buddy. now less than 48 hours from temple's big game against notre dame and prep payings for college game day continued to night on independence mall. ep.spn big stage being built on market street between fifth and sixth and saturday morning will be the first time temple has been featured on the icon nick college football show. now temple is undefeated at seven-zero and ranked for the first time in 36 years. >> this might be the biggest game in owls history. according to one former player part of the 1941 squad. he spoke with our lesley van arsdall. >> as temple prepares for biggest game of the season
against notre dame, 93-year-old james wood side is one of the oldest players in school histo history. >> which one are you? >> 87. right in the middle there. >> reporter: he's very proud of what his alma mater has accomplish this season and knows how important this game is. >> it's probably the biggest game temple ever played. >> reporter: jim is actually the only living member of the 1941 team that mack us willy upset penn state something that hasn't been done again until this season. >> that's you. >> if i try to do that today -- >> you're pot doing that. >> i'd be on my back on the floor. >> reporter: we can't recreate that? the team even paid a visit to jim a few weeks ago at the springhouse estates in low gwynned. says the players and the game have changed, and he's waited a long time for a season like this one and a game that could go down as the biggest in school history. >> temple is going to be every bit as big as notre dame. they have a line over 300 pounds per man. and we play i was considered big
at 225 pounds. >> reporter: on saturday, just like the rest of us, he'll be watching and hoping for the upset of a lifetime. lesley van arsdall, "eyewitness sports". >> he looks great. does and he. >> good history there. love it. imported cheeses, fresh crusty bread -- i know it's la late. but are we making you hungry. >> not too late for that. never too late for that. sounds pretty good to me. tonight we've got the debut of taste with tori and it heads to italian deli that's a philadelphia institution. vittoria introduces you to the brothers behind the best eats in the city and for them it's not only about the food. >> it's all about family. sitting down at the table enjoying the food that we're making. >> the special sandwich that they make that could give the cheesesteak a run for its money. >> what? >> that's what i search strata hemmed kate? sounds delicious. we'll have to sample it to fine out. let's take look. getting cooler, cooler air pushing in right now.
if you step outside you can feel the chill but it could not last very long. we're tracking a big warmup for next week. i'll tell you how warm it will get and your halloween forecast coming up. >> also, an update on that run away military blimp and how does the army remove the giant balloon from the woods of pennsylvania? coming up right after "eyewitness news" it's the late show way stephen colbert. to night he welcomes seth mcfarland and astro sis fist neal degrasse tyson.
>> it has been three years since super storm sandy covered a path of destruction. one sandy survivor finally moved into a new home after her previous one was destroyed. jeannie, spent years fighting for insurance money and government grants. she finally got help with a christian non-profit called a future with hope which helps sandy victims threw community partnerships and volunteering. >> the government on all levels failed. really failed us. i just thank the lord every single day for this beautiful
beautiful home. >> recent monmouth poll found four in 10 sandy survivors still need assistance. damage estimates from the storm mounted to $71 billion in the united states. update now on what's left of that run away military blimp that came down in central pennsylvania. today state troopers used shot guns to fire shots at the gain body of the blimp in an evident to deflate it. that big second of the blimp is expected to be removed in the next few days. it's tether which dragged on the ground knocked out power to some but that power is back on tonight. well philadelphia is a city with a great reputation, of course, for food. >> it is one of my favorite things about this city. >> got to have it. >> from delis to fancy restaurants there are so many great places and we want to help you find them. >> tonight we start new segment we're calling it taste with tori and vittoria is here with our first stop. tori you got the best lasagna. >> isn't it though. >> so dreamy. i'm so excited you guys. i still have broccoli rabe in my
teeth much we're starting with a great italian deli in the northeast a place with a special sandwich you won't fine just anywhere. ♪ >> reporter: when you pull open the doors to -- you're greeted by a warm welcome and the smell of fresh crusty italian bread. >> it's my favorite. >> best store in the northeast. bet bread and best meats. >> local favorite for all things italian imported cheeses and meats, tomato pies, homemade sausages, sandwiches, basically they've got it all soup to nuts. >> we have soup, yes. we have nuts, too. (laughter). >> reporter: the master minds behind it all italian born brothers frank and 0datillo have been business together at the corner of rhawn and bustleton for 42 years. >> how do you guys separately the roles literally and figuratively.
>> i take care of the meat department. >> he does a super job. >> awesome. >> and i take care of the deli and the cooked foods. >> reporter: for them it's not just about the food. >> all about family. >> yes. >> sitting down at the table enjoying the food that we're making. and once the family sits and enjoys, and mentions the name datillo that's all we want. >> reporter: right. >> we don't have to be millionaires. we don't have to be rich. we just want to be happy that you're happy. >> reporter: you two are cuss sips. >> right. >> behind the counter since they were kids frank and zero's sons anthony and vince wanted to show me a meat less sandwich that may give the cheesesteak a run for its money. one of their specialties the broccoli rabe hoagie. first bright green bitter greens needed a quick pan fry. extra virgin olive. >> french garlic and broccoli rabe a little salt and that's all. >> beautiful.
>> report roar the next step the flat top griddle for good chopping. >> it's funny because you're almost treating that like a cheesesteak. like you would chop up a steak. >> heat it up. >> the addition of one of the anthony's favorites and mine. >> you can get any better than sharp provolone. >> they are not shy. they are not shy on the sharp provolone. >> because it's simplicity frank and zero say -- >> peasant food where we came from. broccoli rabe was a very basic dish inexpensive and bread was a homemade bread. we had nothing else except broccoli rabe, bread and cheese. >> to me it was priceless. >> if you're not salivating, something is wrong with you. >> oh, nice. nice. seriously. >> if you're not salivating, something is wrong. something is wrong with all of you, you guys. >> i can smell it.
>> okay. look at it. >> pass it around. >> what are you going to do with all of that tori. >> we're going to face uncle zero's advice and eat at the table. >> this is mine. i get the big one. >> it was so great meeting everyone at datillo. i thought broccoli rabe straight from the family. they want you all to have a taste to eat at the table here. i want to hear about your favorite places. so send me message on facebook so we can keep tastes with tori going and try all the great food. >> jim, can you come over too. >> i will. >> paul we'll safe one for you. let me tell you something. let me tell you something. are we all going to take bite. >> ready. >> it's a delicious -- >> i can't all this and go to sleep later. >> yes, i can. >> oh, my. >> look. you have to commit. when a sandwich comes -- you got to commit. >> is that fabulous. >> i'm committed. >> it's delicious and amazing and thank ugh for bringing it to us. i can't wait to see what you do next. >> we'll be watching. you'll be with us. >> it's going to be a big month
you guys. >> i'll let kate chew and swallow quickly but she is going to tell us about a wonderful looking forecast for the weeke weekend. wonderful. swallow. >> i apologize if there's any green in my teeth for the weather forecast. >> it was worth it. >> yeah. the garlic and the oil acts as lip gloss. >> good to go. >> italian lip gloss. >> pardon me. >> let's talk about the weather because what a beautiful day it was outside today and tomorrow will look just as nice but maybe not going to feel quite as warm. let's take a look outside start you off right now and i'll tell you what. if you think you'll step outside and it will feel like it did last night with temperatures still in the mid 60s, well unfortunately you are sorely mistaken it is much colder out there tonight. we've got a cool breeze moving in from the north and west. that's bringing that chill in the air. want to show you a still frame from earlier from the palmyra cove nature park in new jersey. what a beautiful sunset it was and check my twitter feed as well ivory tweeted a few photos people sent over. sky was beautiful pinks and blues and reds out there and now
we're all lit up. it's 57 degrees in palmyra, new jersey. let's look at storm scan3 which is clearing things out. the clouds we saw in a few spots earlier today moving out to sea. a couple of showers up around the great lakes where the colder air starting to come in. temperatures only in the 40s in many locations up there. we're barely hanging ton 60 right now here in philadelphia. urban heat island effect where the warmest spot on the map. millville at 49. mount pocono at 46 and lancaster only 49 degrees right now. the 40s have taken over the northern plains and upper midwest it's 42 in alpina. 43 in desmoines and 45 down in lexington, kentucky. so we usher in high pressure here as we get into friday. we tap into that cool pool of air in eastern canada bring it right on down to us. highs only in the 50s. feeling a whole lot different outside for tomorrow and on saturday as well and then as we head into the end of the weeke weekend, things do start to moderate a little bit. let's jump into your hal weep forecast the kids trick or treating kids probably not up at
this hour but the parents you got to bum up as well when you're taking the kids out through the neighborhood. get a little chilly out there while you're waiting for them to ring the doorbell. 57 degrees will be the high on saturday mostly sunny but it is cool and temps dropping into the low 50's trick or treat time about six, seven, 8:00 o'clock depending how old the kids are and when you're heading out. talk about the temple forecast as well. notre dame in town at the linc college game day here a lot of people tailgating. great football weather make a big pot of chili and bring it down to the stadium with you. 50 degrees kick off temperature. not too bad you will need the jacket. bring the gloves and hat as well it will drop during the course of the game. >> clearing skies, less wind, 45 degrees. friday again mostly sunny beautiful day to look at but it's noticeably cooler 59 degrees will be the high and "eyewitness weather" seven day forecast. well it is cooler for the next couple of days. upper 50s try friday and saturday. we get an extra hour of sleep this weekend set the clocks before you go to bed saturday night.
sunday and monday mid execs. but it's next week i'm excited about guys. look at tuesday and wednesday and thursday. >> how about that. >> 70s return. hipt of september in november next week. >> that looks good. >> interesting. >> it will be great. >> thank you kate. appreciate it. don bell has got your sports. >> by the way, fomo, fear of missing out. where did the sandwiches go we're talking about sports the flyers seeing red how the devils made live miserable for the orange and black and champagne showers and championship smiles. why are we showing you this video yes find out next in
last five matchups. the flyers try to strike back in south philly much pick it up in the second period. luke schenn. i said luke schenn a rare goal. only had three all of last season. lights the lamp right there and the fly guys on top one to nothing. late second period now devils power tripping. travis say jack evening up the game. ouch! more to come now. from the devils. great passing and say jack gets another one. two goals in the game. flyers lose four to one they visit buffalo tomorrow night. now for the big game this weekend. homecoming normally greeted with cheers. william fuller could be greeted with the opposite the former roman catholic star is a stud wide receiver nor ninth ranked notre dame. he will return to his hometown saturday when the fighting irish try to shatter temple's perfect seven-zero record. >> real exciting going back ho home. it's like kind of like a dream game for me, you know,
especially it will be great environment so, you know, i can't wait to get over there. >> we wish you the best but we hope you lose. st. joe's and head coach phil martel reached a crack extension. no word how long the deal is. martel system 61-year-old. became the manhattan for the hawks in '95. as for this season's team coach martelli had an interesting answer about who he would like this squad to resemble. >> i think that we would like to emulate temple football to be honest with you. i want to express good luck to matt ruhle and tell him from a far i am thoroughly amazed at the job that he's done. he's actually made college football a conversation in philadelphia. >> zero-two pitch. swing an miss. struck him out. the philadelphia phillies are 2008 world champions of baseba baseball!
>> the late great harry kalas with the call. it's a special anniversary today. seven years ago tonight, the phillies clinched the world series. great moment. i was there in the locker room. champagne showers. it was tremendous the question is how much would you pay for that experience because game three of the world series coming up right in new york and two seats behind home plate goes for $17,333. 17gs. >> a ticket? a tick. >> we can always have video. it's priceless. >> so good.
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sands casino resorts in bethlehem taking part in the lights for the cure campaign. a joint effort by the cw philly, cbs3 and susan g. komen philadelphia. all month long we've been telling you about the buildings and landmarks across the region that are glowing pink for breast cancer awareness month. the pink light at a is a reminder to schedule a mammogram and you can see plenty of pink inside the macy's in center city philadelphia. macy's is also taking part in the lights for the cure campaign which is now in its 14th year. well new tonight very special honor for member of the cbs3 "eyewitness news" team. >> our own stephanie stahl was recognized by liberty resources non-profit that advocates for independent living for people with disability. stephanie received the 2015 community partner award for a story she did about restaurants in philadelphia and how some are discriminating again the disabled by failing to play with
for district attorney in montgomery county... kevin steele, first assistant d.a. with a 98% conviction rate and tough sentences for sexual predators. or bruce castor, a former d.a. who refused to prosecute bill cosby. castor said, "we don't charge people for making a mistake or doing something foolish." many more victims came forward, and castor admitted he could have used their testimony against cosby
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party trying to pass off your shower cap and-- shower cap and bath robe as a costume. that is not a costume. that is unemployed. so part of my public service, court ordered public service, here is a quick costume idea you can make with things just lying around. you can find these in your bathroom. just stick a toilet plunger on your forehead, and then put a toilet seat around your neck, and just say you are a narwahl breaking through the ice. that's a freebie. free, free. totally free. but please, act now, because if you wait until saturday will you be scrounging through the seasonal aisle at cvs and have to settle for the last roin bow wig crusted with marshmallow peep tboases. >> a that point stay in and watched mindy project and pound down the snikers until you can't
see any more. get them next year. and this is a message for the kids watching. okay, turning off the porch lights is the universal sign for "i'm out of candy" okay. i'm done for the night, i'm hiding in the den, eating the candy that i'm out of. okay? are we clear? and i don't know about you, but teenage certificate not a costume. put some effort into it. speaking of candy, we have a inteet show tor you-- for you tonight. first up, oh, people, people love segues, first up, from "family guy" we have the creator of "family guy," seth mcfar lane. (cheers and applause) seth, i said seth mcfar lane, it's a sun syllable name and i couldn't get through it he's going to sing a song off his new
album no one ever tells you which is appropriate because no one told me he would be singing. though i'm glad he is because i heard it and the album is great. then i will talk to astrophysicist neil degrasse tyson. (cheers and applause) i totally agree. he's the host of nat geo "star talk" an one of my favorite people in the cosmos, i always feel vaguely singed on the side of my body that is facing him when he talks because he just burns with such passion for learning the deepest secrets of the universe. i will ask him if degrasse is french for "the grass." and this is exciting. our musical guest is seth macfarlane, i said that like a minute ago. you got to pay attention. oh, all this will be on the test. oh, you hear that?
folks, either, either i am running long on my acceptance speech, or that is jon batiste and stay human. say hi, everybody. (cheers and applause) they are about to kiss us right in the treble clef. but first, researchers have created what they say is the blackest material ever. and the proof is just moments after it was created, it was pulled over for no reason. tonight, stephen welcomes seth macfarlane. and astrophysicist neil degrasse tyson. featuring jon batiste and stay
human. and now it's time for the late show with stephen colbert! (cheers and applause) >> stephen: yeah, yeah! >> stephen, stephen, stephen! stephen, stephen, stephen! stephen, stephen, stephen! >> stephen: thank you so much. thank you, everybody. (cheers and applause) >> stephen: that's nice. thank you so much. do you feel it >> jon: i feel it >> stephen: you are a beautiful crowd. thank you so much. you people, you make us happy to
come back every night. thank you so much. absolutely serious. did you guys watch the debate on cnbc last night? yeah, yeah, yeah, i'm so sorry. now i did watch it. and in some ways it was impressive. it managed to thread the needle between confusing and boring. but if i'm going to talk about the debate, it's now or never. though never is attempting option. okay, and i blame the moderators because it started on the very first question. >> this is an open question. this series of debates is essentially a job interview with the american people. and in any job interview, you know this, you get asked what is your biggest weakness. so in 30 seconds, what is your biggest weakness, and what are you doing to address it. >> stephen: yes, they opened with the one question that no one in human history has ever
answered honestly. (laughter) (applause) >> stephen: in fact, when i-- when i interviewed, when i interviewed for this job, i said my biggest weakness was sometimes i work so hard i forget to cash my paychecks. (laughter) but of all the nonanswers the candidates then gave, ted cruz's was the most least. >> you want someone to grab a beer with, i may not be that guy. but if you want someone to drive you home, i will get the job done. (laughter) >> stephen: that's a great appeal to the voters, ted cruz 2016, get in the car. (laughter)
and after the first question, cnbc showed us how to conduct a debate unburdened by a shred of respect. >> senator rubio, are you skipping more votes than any senator to run for president. >> governor bush, the fact that you are at the fiflt lectern tonight shows how far your stock has fallen in this race, mr. trump, is this a comic book version of a presidential campaign. >> your board fired you, i just wondered why you think we should hire you now. >> stephen: wow, that is the most disrespectful question since the lincoln-douglas debated started with mr. lincoln douchebag says what? and what's the moderators lacked in courtesy they made up for in lack of preparation. >>. >> mr. trump stay on this issue of immigration. you have been very critical of park zuckerberg of facebook who has wanted to increase the numbers of. >> i was not at all critical of him. >> i was not at all kit kal of him. >> where did i read this and come up with this that you.
>> probably, i don't know, you people write this stuff. i don't know where you-- >> stephen: to be fair, that was just journalism 101. who, when, where, why and what the hell am i talking about? but i got to hand it to the republicans. they stood their ground and they put up a fight. >> the questions that have been asked so far in this debate illustrate why the american people don't trust the media. >> done all trump, are you a comic book villain, ben carson can you do math. >> such a nasty question, it's not a very nicely asked question the way you say that. >> john? >> do you want me to answer or do you want to answer. cuz i got to till the truth. even in new jersey what you are doing is called rude >> jon: yeah, yeah,-- >> stephen: yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. listen to the governor of new jersey. he knows the people in his home state act like animals.
closing statements in newark get chopped up and dumped in the meadowlands. so there you have it. much like the campaign season itself, last night felt like an unending slog, and bleefer it or not, it could have been even unendinger if it wasn't for the heroic action taken by the knight in shining bronzer. jim? >> these folks, cnbc, they had it down at three, three and a half hours. i went out and said it's ridiculous, i could stand up here all night. nobody wants to watch three and a half or three hours. we called in. we said that's it we're not doing it. and in about two minutes i renegotiated it down to two hours so we can get the hell out of here. >> stephen: whooo! whooo! >> stephen: whooo! trump 2016! z donald, you saved us from another hour and a half of that
debate. you truly are a great leader and you have earned my vote as long as you can negociate your presidency down from four years to, you know, two hours feels about right. (cheers and applause) >> stephen: but it's no surprise things didn't go that smooltly because even before the debate started, the campaigns were complaining to the republican national committee about their green rooms. >> marco rubio green room had a movie theater, donald trumps had some couches and flat screen tvs. >> on the left is carly fiorina green room, it has a jacuzzi, on the right is rand paul's green room that looks like a jail cell. >> rand paul, you are basically getting a closet with a toilet in it >> stephen: a toilet in a closet. well, maybe it wasn't an insult. for instance the rnc mielt have just wanted chris christie to be closer to where his campaign has
gone. (laughter) and and i understand the candidates were upset. but as someone who has a lot of guests on the show i know sometimes it's hard to find equal space. usually your first guest gets the nicest room closest to the stage over here and sometimes you need to reserve your biggest room for the band. and sometimes guests like authors who are great end up in our more humble accommodations. for instance last night we had national book award winner jonathan franzen and he's great. when i stopped by to say i had to him before our show, i found out he's been put in one of our smaller dressing rooms. hey, megan. >> hey. >> with dressing room is jonathan franzen in. >> that would be 11 >> stephen: oh, great. (laughter) mr. franzen, we're almost ready for you. >> thank you. be right out >> stephen: great. hey, did you get the flowers that i sent you?
>> no, i didn't see them >> stephen: they should be over by the makeup mirror. >> oh, yeah, beautiful. i will be right out. just finishing a cigarette here >> stephen: okay, i'll see you on stage. though actually, jonathan, you really shouldn't be smoking in there. >> jesus, i set the curtains on fire. help. >> stephen: oh my god, jonathan, are you okay? i'll be right back. >> help me, help me. help. hello, help. >> stephen: jonathan, back away from the door, get in the corner of your dressing room. i'm going to try to chop you out! that was a close one. that was a-- whooo, whooo! that was a close one. but mr. franzen is fine. we got him out of his dressing room and were able to rush him over to our hospital. we'll be right back with seth macfarlane.
everybody. thanks so much. welcome back. my guest tonight is an award-winning animator, acker, producer, writer and singer. please welcome seth macfarlane. (cheers and applause) >> thank you so much for having me. >> stephen: welcome. people like the seth macfarlane. how are you? >> i'm good, i'm good am you got my buddy neil on the show tonight >> stephen: oh, neil tyson. wasn't i right, you feel vaguely singed by the radioactive lump of antoniu m enthusiasm. >> you have lunch with him and you feel like a kindergarten. i want all my questions out in the next hour. he's the best >> stephen: you ever have a-- with him. good luck getting a word in edgewise once he has had a little chateau latour.
>> but eventually was able to talk >> stephen: okay, you are a writer, producer, actor, animator. why-- you start you have off as an animator. >> trained in animation >> stephen: why did you ever want to do anything other than that. i have done a fair am of animation work, not doing it but voice over work. it's sweet work, man. you don't have to-- you don't have to get out of your pajamas. you don't have to brush your hair, why would you want to get out from behind that and have to, like, look hollywood nice all the time? >> thank you, i appreciate that. >> stephen: but you do, you look hollywood nice. and that's the highest compliment this industry has to offer. >> that's all i came out here for. thank you. you know, with animation you get a nice, kind of mini dose of many, many different art forms. you are drawing. you are acting. you are doing music. you are writing. it's the one medium that kind of encompasses all of those forms.
you get a taste for everything and you want more of all of it >> stephen: right. >> like drugs. (laughter) >> stephen: i wouldn't know. i wouldn't know. >> i wouldn't either >> stephen: me either. >> i heard about them >> stephen: now the singing, was it always something for you? because you've got an album coming out here. this is, seth macfarlane. >> is that a 45 >> stephen: it is. seth macfarlane "no one ever tells you." >> do you have the yellow swas particulara that you need to play the plastic things >> stephen: no, no, they don't call it that. a triscalion. >> is that what it is? >> stephen: yeah. >> there is a word for that >> stephen: yeah. ask neil tyson, he will back me up on that. back me up on that one, neil. so why do you want to sing? i know why you want to sing, it is a joyful thing to do but have you always done it? >> yeah, my sister and i did a lot of musical theater when we
were kids. a lot of gilbert and sullivan >> stephen: like for each other. >> just at home in our spare time. no, a local theater groups and we kind of continued on >> stephen: gilbert sullivan. >> yeah >> stephen: i'm the very model of a modern major general, (cheers and applause) >> stephen: come on. >> that's pirates of pendid ance >> stephen: that is exactly right, that's five points, do you want to keep your money or tb for the rest of the sper view. >> i'm going to keep my money >> stephen: okay, good, well, thank you. >> thank you so much for having me >> stephen: but the cover of the album here is really cool. you look like-- you look like a cool guy on the cover of the album there. and i'm not surprised because you are modeling yourself on-- frank cynic at ra. >> yes, there it is-- . >> this is probably the greatest concept album of all time >> stephen: frank? what is the concept. >> it is basically songs about
loss and loneliness anlonging >> stephen: so frank sinatra. >> yeah, you know, this is all-- not new songs but it is all old songs that have not been recorded to death >> stephen: that you made feel new. >> yes. we made them feel new, new arrangements. but the con cement is sort of an homage to those concept albums of the 50s >> stephen: have you always been a frank guy. >> yeah >> stephen: yeah? >> i got into him because i was a nelson riddle fan first >> stephen: oh, okay. >> one person >> stephen: mel son riddle's grandson is here tonight. what is it about frank, like how far do you take the frank thing. do you model yourself on him any other way. if this this doesn't go well do you. >> i'm not going to hit you, know. but-- no, its-- >> stephen: will you eat scrambled eggs off my bare chest. >> exactly. i mean let's just see how it
goes >> stephen: okay, all right, all right. i will wax just in case. >> i already feel really close to you. and that is the next step for me >> stephen: yeah, yeah. well, these songs, these are little song birds, a little bit down. >> yeah >> stephen: they are about betrayal and loneliness. are you okay? >> i am now, you know. >> stephen: how are you enjoying your water? >> it's very good, stephen >> stephen: me too. >> you have a wonderful staff >> stephen: yeah, daddy's water burned. >> he didn't actually touch cups >> stephen: no, i am a germofoab. >> that's all right. >> fine, i understand >> stephen: so would you want your own rat pack? do you have like. >> you know, i love sol teud. i'm actually kind of, i tend to veer towards the other side >> stephen: that is great for animators. >> that's probably why >> stephen: again, why did you
ever leave your first love. >> i don't know. you are making me doubt everything about myself. i'm so uncomfortable right now. >> stephen: that's my job. >> i came out here looking for a good time and now i-- >> stephen: the gift god gave me, make them doubt themselves. >> yeah. (applause) >> stephen: well, setd, thanks so much for being here, will you do a song later. >> sure, yeah >> stephen: stick around, we'll have a performance by the great seth macfarlane. (applause)
thanks, everybody. you know 4r5dees and gentlemen, these days there is so much information coming at us with the internet and the twitternet and the skynet. receiving all this data is like drinking from a fire hose. and my goal for this show is to curate that massive information coming at you every day and narrow it down to only everything in the universe. this is focus on the universe. z (cheers and applause) >> stephen: this is the universe. home of the whopper. i am your host, stephen degrass
colbert. yes. degrasse, turns out you can't copyright a middle name. here aboard my ship of the imagination, the greenscreen 5,000. we are free from the constraints of space and time. using these controls, a warp field neuralizer and a hot glued speak n spell. we can travel anywhere our imagination leads us. as long as my graphics team can crank it out in an afternoon. together my vest and i will explore all the wonders of space. the rings of saturn. the crab neb you law-- nebula. the old hvo logo. i feel so insignificant!
tonight tonight tonight, we visit our neighbor mars. okay, sorry, whoops, i overshot it a little bit, let me just back up. and we a arrive at the red planet, mars. name for the ancient roman god of wars favorite candy bar. mars has long been thought of as an arist dusty hellscape where no one would want to live, which why it is off called the tucson of space but an exciting
discovery has been made on mars, box office magic for matt damon. also, nasa scientists recently announced they have found flowing water on mars thanks to the seasonal changes in dark streaks shown here which are known as recurring slope lineae because that sounds so much nicer than planetary stretch marks. so how can there be water on mars? evidence suggests that during the night time the surface of the planet becomes covered with salty puddles. but where do these amazing pools of incredible liquid unbelievably come from? our top puddle ther rests believe that despite temperatures that reach 60 below zero, vapor from march's atmosphere mixes with salt from martian soil to form a liquid brine which means if mars is ever colonized by hipsters the pickles will be amazing. (cheers and applause)